1 00:00:06,131 --> 00:00:09,175 [Grace Potter's "Stuck In The Middle" playing] 2 00:00:13,054 --> 00:00:16,099 ♪ Well, I don't know Why I came here tonight ♪ 3 00:00:16,891 --> 00:00:19,936 ♪ Got the feelin' That somethin' ain't right ♪ 4 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:24,024 ♪ I'm so scared In case I fall off my chair ♪ 5 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:28,236 ♪ And I'm wondering How I'll get down the stairs ♪ 6 00:00:28,319 --> 00:00:32,073 ♪ And there's clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right ♪ 7 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:35,410 ♪ Here I am Stuck in the middle with you ♪ 8 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:39,622 ♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you ♪ 9 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:43,626 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 10 00:00:48,173 --> 00:00:51,384 And so, without further dramatic pause... 11 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:52,802 Oh, one more. 12 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:56,931 I give you the... 13 00:00:57,849 --> 00:00:58,850 Rise Up! 14 00:00:58,933 --> 00:01:00,810 [gasps] Who is she? 15 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,979 She's chic. She's sleek. 16 00:01:03,104 --> 00:01:04,981 She'll cradle those cheeks. 17 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,775 She's sexy, yet functional. 18 00:01:06,858 --> 00:01:09,194 She's fun, yet mature. 19 00:01:09,277 --> 00:01:13,698 She's the Helen Mirren of plumbing fixtures. 20 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:14,783 Crowd noise. 21 00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:18,620 [hushed cheering sound] 22 00:01:18,995 --> 00:01:20,205 Available... 23 00:01:21,206 --> 00:01:23,291 in executive black, 24 00:01:23,374 --> 00:01:26,294 silver fox, and rose gold! 25 00:01:27,670 --> 00:01:29,005 Hello, Grace. 26 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:34,010 Did I get clipped by a forklift in Stapler World for my own amusement? 27 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:37,555 I thought you were excited about this toilet. 28 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:38,640 I am. 29 00:01:39,265 --> 00:01:43,061 I'm sorry, Frankie. I'm just a little distracted. 30 00:01:43,144 --> 00:01:44,771 Hey, can we take a coffee break? 31 00:01:44,854 --> 00:01:47,190 [slight chuckle] Who died and made you Frankie? 32 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:49,234 This whole day has been a break. 33 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:50,527 Are you okay? 34 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:54,906 You know what? Forget the break. Let's get back to work. 35 00:01:54,989 --> 00:01:56,574 Oh, must be about sex 36 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:58,827 if you don't want to talk about it this much. 37 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:00,578 How did you know? 38 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:03,373 I didn't. You just told me. 39 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:06,209 [laughs] 40 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:08,837 Out with it. 41 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:10,171 Okay, fine. 42 00:02:11,172 --> 00:02:14,175 Have you ever experienced yawning? 43 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:15,677 [slight chuckle] Have I. 44 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:17,345 During sex? 45 00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:21,724 No. If anything, we're both desperately trying to catch our breath. 46 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:24,644 - Yeah. - Why? Who's tub-thumpin' on empty? 47 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:28,439 I think Nick yawned. Last night. 48 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:29,899 What do you mean, you think? 49 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:32,610 Well, I think it was one of those internal, 50 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:35,697 swallowing-your-boredom kind of yawns. 51 00:02:36,781 --> 00:02:38,867 Like when Bud talks to you about his drone. 52 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:40,201 Oh, that's bad. 53 00:02:40,285 --> 00:02:42,537 You know who would really like to hear about this? 54 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:47,417 Yeah. Frankie, I told you, I'm not gonna do a sex podcast with you. 55 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:48,793 Nick. 56 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:52,714 Didn't you just commit to being a hundred percent truthful with each other? 57 00:02:52,797 --> 00:02:56,259 Suppose the truth is that sex with me has gotten boring? 58 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:59,095 I wouldn't know. You won't let me see you perform. 59 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,305 [exhales] 60 00:03:00,388 --> 00:03:01,514 Break's over. 61 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:04,767 You know, I'm sure there's probably a good explanation. 62 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:06,561 Like he's tired. 63 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,980 But you won't know unless you ask. 64 00:03:09,063 --> 00:03:12,483 Yeah, but if I ask, I might find out something that I don't want to know. 65 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:15,320 If you can't talk to your husband about sex, 66 00:03:15,403 --> 00:03:18,573 then you really aren't doing things differently this time. 67 00:03:18,656 --> 00:03:21,201 [exhales] Oh, my God, you are right. 68 00:03:23,494 --> 00:03:26,164 Wait a minute, you were hit by a forklift? 69 00:03:26,247 --> 00:03:28,041 Ah, you should see the other guy. 70 00:03:28,124 --> 00:03:29,751 [cackling] 71 00:03:30,126 --> 00:03:31,920 No, but I'm hurt pretty bad. 72 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:36,382 [Sol] So there's you, me, the boys, 73 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:40,470 Allison, and the cute friend Allison's bringing for Coyote. 74 00:03:40,678 --> 00:03:46,643 So, that's 20 bread cubes per person. How many bread cubes in a loaf? 75 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:48,186 Seventy. 76 00:03:48,269 --> 00:03:50,313 I know you have your heart set on fondue, 77 00:03:50,396 --> 00:03:53,650 but have you considered literally anything else? 78 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:56,694 - But you love cheese. - Not in communal form. 79 00:03:57,987 --> 00:04:01,616 This dinner's a surprise setup. They're always awkward. 80 00:04:01,699 --> 00:04:04,535 Fondue's the ultimate conversation starter. 81 00:04:05,161 --> 00:04:08,206 Asking where the bathroom is is not a conversation. 82 00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:09,958 And speaking of conversations, 83 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:12,961 have you thought about telling the boys what's going on with you? 84 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:14,045 Tonight? 85 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:16,256 How do you propose I do that? 86 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:19,717 "Hi, Allison's friend. This is Coyote. 87 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:22,428 Cool top. I've got cancer." 88 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:27,225 Sol, you're going under the knife, and you haven't told your family. 89 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:29,060 Because I know how they'll react. 90 00:04:29,852 --> 00:04:32,730 Coyote will spin out. Bud will fret. 91 00:04:33,022 --> 00:04:35,942 And you know that scary dream you have where Frankie moves in? 92 00:04:36,025 --> 00:04:39,195 But Sol, you can't hide being sick from them. 93 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:43,032 I'm not. I'm just waiting until after the procedure. 94 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:47,787 I don't need three people with premium WebMD accounts 95 00:04:47,870 --> 00:04:51,582 panicking at me when I'm trying to focus on my health. 96 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:54,460 Wouldn't you want to know if one of them was having surgery? 97 00:04:54,919 --> 00:04:56,879 My body, my choice. 98 00:04:56,963 --> 00:05:00,091 - But, Sol... - Robert, this isn't your cancer. 99 00:05:02,593 --> 00:05:03,594 Go. 100 00:05:05,179 --> 00:05:08,975 You need to motor if you're gonna make both cheese shops and the beach house. 101 00:05:10,518 --> 00:05:12,437 Why am I going to the beach house? 102 00:05:12,895 --> 00:05:14,355 Frankie, just pick one. 103 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:17,275 This is tricky, 'cause it's a setup. 104 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:20,194 This fondue pot says "family fun," 105 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:23,489 and this one says, "Oh, yeah, we're all gonna get laid tonight." 106 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:24,991 Just pick. I don't care. 107 00:05:25,074 --> 00:05:27,368 - I'll pretend we didn't hear that. - [sighs] 108 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:29,370 Okay, fine. I'll take this one. 109 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:31,122 This one is missing a fork, 110 00:05:31,205 --> 00:05:33,666 - and it has a leak. - Well, why don't you throw it out? 111 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:36,794 Would you throw out a child who's missing a fork and had a leak? 112 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:38,504 Frankie, please, I'm not in the mood! 113 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:41,632 I'm sorry. That wasn't for you. 114 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:43,092 Who was it for? 115 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,720 No one. I've had a bad morning. 116 00:05:45,803 --> 00:05:48,639 I really can't talk about it. Okay? I'll just take the sex pot. 117 00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:53,561 Sorry, the cost of one fondue pot is one secret. 118 00:05:57,523 --> 00:05:59,275 Ah. Wait a second. 119 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:02,904 Sol told me about dragging you to the doctor for your boat trip. 120 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:04,530 Is it...? 121 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:06,199 Did you get bad news? 122 00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:08,785 No, Frankie, I didn't get bad news. 123 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:09,952 Did Sol? 124 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,704 Oh, wait a second. 125 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:14,082 Oh, my God, is Sol sick? 126 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:17,460 I wasn't supposed to say anything. 127 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:19,337 What is it? What's going on? 128 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:22,131 He has prostate cancer. 129 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:24,509 [exhales] Oh, my God. 130 00:06:24,592 --> 00:06:28,554 But it's treatable. We caught it early. And he'll be fine. He just needs surgery. 131 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:31,182 I've got to call him. I've got to move in. 132 00:06:31,265 --> 00:06:33,976 No, no! No! See, that's why I couldn't say anything. 133 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:36,312 He doesn't want to upset everybody. 134 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,398 [whispers] Please don't tell him I said anything. 135 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:41,025 So you want me to sit here with this information 136 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:42,985 and pretend like I don't know anything? 137 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:44,070 Mm-hmm. 138 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:45,738 Thanks for the pot. 139 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:47,448 [door opens, shuts] 140 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:52,412 Need anything before I head home? 141 00:06:52,995 --> 00:06:54,956 Oh, actually, you're gonna love this. 142 00:06:55,039 --> 00:06:57,792 I need you to stay late and help me with the distribution reports. 143 00:06:57,875 --> 00:07:00,002 What? Why would I love that? 144 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:01,712 Because your kids live at your home. 145 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:04,006 Okay, but the reports aren't due for two weeks. 146 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:07,009 And, I'll have you know, I really like three of my kids. 147 00:07:08,302 --> 00:07:10,805 Yeah, I couldn't help hearing, as I was eavesdropping. 148 00:07:10,888 --> 00:07:12,265 Shall I cancel my laser facial 149 00:07:12,348 --> 00:07:14,350 and your dinner plans with Barry and the lesbians? 150 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,018 Yes. And Adam, 151 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:19,480 can you get me the distro reports that I asked for 20 years ago? 152 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:20,898 Yes, sir. 153 00:07:22,316 --> 00:07:23,317 [exhales] 154 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:28,406 So, why are you using me to get out of dinner with your boyfriend? 155 00:07:28,489 --> 00:07:29,699 Erin and Liz are pregnant, 156 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:33,453 and I can't spend four hours celebrating babies and Barry's powerful sperm. 157 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:36,080 Reports and takeout menus. 158 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:39,625 Just get Hoagie Hole. I'm one punch away from free chips. 159 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:41,269 Oh, what an exciting time in your life. 160 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:48,634 That's big news about Barry. 161 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:50,595 You wanna talk about it? 162 00:07:50,678 --> 00:07:53,014 - What the fuck? - What? 163 00:07:54,098 --> 00:07:57,518 It's a cover letter for a job application addressed to Planet Organics. 164 00:07:57,602 --> 00:07:59,246 Somebody must have just left this in the printer. 165 00:07:59,270 --> 00:08:01,022 - Who? - It's not signed. 166 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:02,899 I'll just have to call the police. 167 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:03,983 Brianna! 168 00:08:04,942 --> 00:08:07,487 Come on. People apply for other jobs. 169 00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:12,158 But who would be stupid and/or bold enough to leave this in the company printer? 170 00:08:12,241 --> 00:08:13,910 Yeah, well, you better find some arugula. 171 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:17,205 Okay? Because if Brianna isn't happy, nobody's happy. 172 00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:20,041 Yeah, welcome to my life, Shayna. 173 00:08:26,547 --> 00:08:30,593 My gal, a cocktail, a couple piles of cured meat. 174 00:08:30,968 --> 00:08:32,386 - Heaven at last. - Hmm. 175 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:34,889 Are they running you ragged at that office? 176 00:08:34,972 --> 00:08:37,183 Nah. I'm top of the heap, baby. 177 00:08:37,266 --> 00:08:38,976 That must be exhausting. 178 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:41,729 Nope. It's like the Iditarod. 179 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:45,691 The guy on the sled gets the credit, but all he's really doing is chillin' out 180 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:47,735 - and whippin' dogs. - [slight chuckle] 181 00:08:47,818 --> 00:08:51,239 But it was a long, long week, huh? 182 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:55,368 Okay, I feel like I'm with a passive-aggressive hypnotist. 183 00:08:55,451 --> 00:08:56,953 Why do you want me to be tired? 184 00:08:58,079 --> 00:08:59,497 Because you yawned. 185 00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:00,957 When? Just now? 186 00:09:01,457 --> 00:09:03,584 No. Last night. 187 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:07,171 - During sex. - Really? 188 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:10,132 That doesn't sound like me. 189 00:09:10,758 --> 00:09:14,220 Maybe you just misinterpreted one of my, you know, faces. 190 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:16,806 I know what a yawn is. 191 00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:21,394 Look. I don't know what you think you saw, but I swear I didn't yawn. 192 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:24,480 Sex with you is my favorite thing. 193 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:25,898 I thought your favorite thing was 194 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:28,859 when someone famous rings the bell at the stock exchange. 195 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:30,903 Well, they're both big turn-ons. 196 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:32,363 Really. 197 00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:34,824 We're fine. 198 00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:38,451 [exhales] 199 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:40,162 Oh, boy. 200 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:41,705 [chuckles] 201 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:45,668 For a minute there, I-I was really spinning out. 202 00:09:45,751 --> 00:09:47,128 Don't spin out. 203 00:09:47,211 --> 00:09:49,380 We're good, I promise. 204 00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:50,463 [exhales] 205 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,216 And I love you. 206 00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:56,178 [stifled yawns] 207 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:57,722 Wh-What are you doing? 208 00:09:57,805 --> 00:09:58,889 Nothing. 209 00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:00,308 Oh, my God! 210 00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:02,560 - You're doing it again. - No. 211 00:10:02,643 --> 00:10:05,187 What I just did was a... 212 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:07,440 a silent cheer. 213 00:10:09,233 --> 00:10:10,233 [Coyote] Hey, guys. 214 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,194 Wow. 215 00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:15,489 Something smells amazing. 216 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,158 Hey, kiddo. You're early. 217 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:21,037 Yeah, sorry. Um, I was kind of hoping I could talk to you about something. 218 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,455 Of course. What's up? 219 00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:23,789 [exhales] 220 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:27,293 Do you remember Jessica? Bud's old girlfriend, the one he had a tough time... 221 00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:30,254 - You slept with her? - Wow, you got there fast. 222 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:31,756 I'm not new here. 223 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:33,257 Does Bud know? 224 00:10:33,674 --> 00:10:35,259 No, not yet. 225 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:36,761 I mean, it just happened. 226 00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:39,722 I mean, I don't even know what it is yet. 227 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:41,599 Do I have to tell him? 228 00:10:43,267 --> 00:10:44,310 Well... 229 00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:46,437 it's your personal life. 230 00:10:46,854 --> 00:10:48,522 It's also your family. 231 00:10:49,231 --> 00:10:51,525 It's been a long time since they dated. 232 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:53,736 Bud's moved on. He's married. 233 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:55,655 But don't you think he has a right to know? 234 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:59,408 And don't you think he'd want to know before it's too late? 235 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:00,618 What? 236 00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:03,913 Robert's been breathing a lot of Sterno fumes. 237 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:06,248 Tell him when you're ready. 238 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:09,418 Why upset him... unless it's serious. 239 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:13,005 Maybe because I really, really want it to be serious. 240 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:14,089 Oh. 241 00:11:14,298 --> 00:11:15,466 [doorbell rings] 242 00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:17,593 That'll be Bud, Allison... 243 00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:19,887 and Cassidy. 244 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:23,474 - Oh, shit. Cassidy. - Who's Cassidy? 245 00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:26,143 The girl you're on a date with right now. 246 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:32,942 Fucking Adam! Gonna rip him side-by-side new ones. 247 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,611 Or instead of doing that... 248 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:39,573 No, Mal, I'm not gonna key a compact car. It's too sad. 249 00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:41,701 Bri, pause for a minute. 250 00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:43,327 Adam does a lot. 251 00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:45,871 He's been here a long time, and he takes a lot of abuse. 252 00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:49,917 So? Does he think he's the only person who can help me avoid Barry's lesbians? 253 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,336 Or memorize my cycle? Or break in my shoes? 254 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:55,047 Oh, my God, Mal, he can't leave me. 255 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:58,426 - So get him to stay. - How? Do you have any strong tape? 256 00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:00,636 - Brianna. - You're right. Scotch tape will do. 257 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,138 He only goes to the gym to flirt. 258 00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:05,057 Did you ever think that your employees might be more loyal 259 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:08,436 if you nurtured them instead of terrorized them? 260 00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:11,105 [laughs] 261 00:12:13,315 --> 00:12:14,608 Oh, you're serious. 262 00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:18,028 - [laughs] - Get it? It's a capital city joke. 263 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:22,783 Um, so how do you... how do you know Allison? 264 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:23,868 We were roommates. 265 00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:25,244 A billion years ago. 266 00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:27,121 God, that place was tiny. 267 00:12:27,204 --> 00:12:29,415 Oh, it seemed huge to me, but, you know, 268 00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:31,500 - my first apartment was an iron lung. - Hmm. 269 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,377 [clears throat] Cassidy plays violin 270 00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:35,296 - in the San Diego Symphony. - [Coyote] Oh. 271 00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:36,839 And Coyote teaches music 272 00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:38,632 - at a middle school. - Oh! 273 00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:42,720 I know that was meant to be about similarities, but somehow, it hurt. 274 00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:45,389 - Eh, I'm only second chair. - Oh, what a loser. 275 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:46,515 [giggles] 276 00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:50,227 Crudités! Get 'em while they're not fondue. 277 00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:51,311 Stop. 278 00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:53,355 Cassidy, I forgot to ask. 279 00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:55,399 You like melted cheese, right? 280 00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:58,235 Uh, only in enormous quantities. 281 00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:00,613 - [door opens, closes] - [Frankie] Hello! Robert? 282 00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:02,573 Sol? Carl? 283 00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:05,993 - You didn't tell me Frankie was coming. - [whispers] I didn't know she was. 284 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:10,706 Hey, Mom. Why? 285 00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:13,542 Wow, I get to meet all the parents. 286 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,795 As I always say, the more, the weirder. 287 00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,755 I'm not here to be weird. 288 00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:22,426 I'm just here because Robert forgot his bowler hat. 289 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:27,181 [slight chuckle] It's a thing I'm trying. 290 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,518 Ta-da. You know what, I'm glad you're here, 291 00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:33,354 because I have your hat in the other room. Come with me. 292 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,484 - That hat is not working. - [Bud chuckles] 293 00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:46,242 Where's my hat, man? 294 00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:48,452 No, Frankie, that was just... 295 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,663 - Hold this. - Why are you here? 296 00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:53,874 Don't worry, I'm not gonna tell Sol I know anything. 297 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:58,838 I'm just here to start a few teeny-weeny healing rituals for him. 298 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,465 You won't even notice me. 299 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,926 Because your hat ruse was so smooth? 300 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:07,054 Look, I'm just gonna burn a little sage, 301 00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:10,683 hide a few dozen healing crystals. 302 00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:12,935 Frankie, you of all people should understand. 303 00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:15,980 When you had your stroke, you wanted to deal with it in your own way. 304 00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:17,523 - This is different. - How? 305 00:14:17,606 --> 00:14:18,774 It just is. 306 00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:21,318 This is happening, pal. 307 00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:23,153 Wear the hat or don't. 308 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:27,199 But get out of my way. Om. 309 00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:31,829 Remember, be nurturing. 310 00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:33,080 I'm gonna be nurturing. 311 00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:34,707 I'm gonna chew up that cover letter 312 00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:37,710 and spit it into his little baby bird mouth. 313 00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:40,421 Maybe don't mention the letter. 314 00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:43,424 Appreciation is more effective if it's spontaneous. 315 00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:45,551 Got it. Be nice. Get the fuck out of my office. 316 00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:46,634 All right. 317 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,264 You, uh, wanted to see me? 318 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,439 - [Adam clears throat] - [Brianna] Adam. 319 00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:03,652 You've been here a long time, and... 320 00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:06,697 we've been through a lot together. 321 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:10,117 Are you okay? I can see a lot of your teeth. 322 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:14,288 I'm fine. And moreover, you're fine. 323 00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:16,749 In fact, you're good. 324 00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:17,958 Okay? 325 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:20,044 You're good at your job. 326 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,087 And, um... 327 00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:24,548 your hair never moves. 328 00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:28,010 - What? - And you... you always have gum. 329 00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:30,512 Do you need something? Is it blood? 330 00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:33,057 Damn it, Adam. Okay. 331 00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:37,144 I know I take you for granted, 332 00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:39,414 and I tell myself it's because I think of youless as an employee 333 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:42,524 and more as a friend, but if I really were your friend, 334 00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:47,821 I'd tell you you deserve much better than the way your asshole boss treats you. 335 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,242 Please don't leave Say Grace. We need you. 336 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:54,328 I need you. 337 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,890 You're not supposed to ovulate until the tenth. 338 00:15:56,914 --> 00:16:00,584 Shut up, or you won't get this small raise and meaningless new title. 339 00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:02,461 - Wait, really? - You earned it. 340 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:07,633 Managing director of Ask-Mallory-I-Forget. 341 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,426 [shaky exhale] 342 00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:14,139 Thank you. Really. [clears throat] 343 00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:17,184 I'm gonna go update my Grindr profile right now. Okay. 344 00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:21,814 And throw out that stupid cover letter, okay? 345 00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:22,897 What cover letter? 346 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,863 - Okay, okay, I yawned just then. - Aha! 347 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,448 But I didn't yawn in bed. 348 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:35,160 And even if I did, which I didn't, what's the big deal? 349 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,162 If it was just a yawn, that would be one thing. 350 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:43,127 Let me put this in terms that you will understand. 351 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:46,213 - Coupled with the other data, the... - Data? 352 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,883 Do you have any idea how many times we've had sex in the last three weeks? 353 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,802 - What? - Five and a half. 354 00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:55,597 I know the night you're referring to, and that still counts as one. 355 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:58,976 Well, fine. Six. Still not great. 356 00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:00,602 So you're counting now? 357 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,396 Oh, my God. 358 00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:04,356 Numbers don't lie, Nick. 359 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,025 Why are you measuring sex at all? 360 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:09,236 Because it's an essential relationship metric. 361 00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:10,863 This is insane. 362 00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:13,365 And I got news for you. 363 00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:16,076 None of this is gonna help me get my numbers up. 364 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:20,998 [Bud chuckles] 365 00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:26,128 - So, isn't Cass great? - She's terrific. 366 00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:28,011 - [chuckles] - Shouldn't we get back in there? 367 00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:31,717 Oh, yeah, totally. I figured I'd propose a, uh, Sunday mini-golf double date, 368 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,218 seeing as we have a foursome. 369 00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,304 Bud, I'm not feeling it. 370 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,639 Oh, that's cool, Fun'n'Junk has go-karts, too. 371 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,808 No, I mean I'm not feeling Cassidy. 372 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,605 Are you serious? I had to beg Allison to let you meet this girl. 373 00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:46,082 Yeah, and... and I appreciate that. 374 00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:48,108 Well, quit telling me you want to meet someone nice 375 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:51,153 when what you want to do is chase tail and nail cater waitresses. 376 00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:54,031 Okay, before you say something else mean... 377 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,409 I'm seeing somebody. 378 00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:02,414 [chuckles] Hold on. You text me when you perfectly toast a bagel, 379 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,298 but not to tell me that you're seeing someone? 380 00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:07,336 You acted weird when I told you I bumped into Jessica. 381 00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:09,630 Well, what does that have to do with this? 382 00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:14,968 I'm seeing her. 383 00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:20,599 [Robert] You're done? 384 00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:21,892 - [Frankie] Yes. - Good. 385 00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:23,977 With this room. 386 00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:25,521 - [sighs] - [door opens] 387 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:30,067 I'm setting the table. Frankie, if you guys have resolved your hat thing, 388 00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:31,527 would you like to stay for dinner? 389 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,987 I would love that. Thank you. 390 00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:36,198 Sol, the last time I checked, 391 00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:39,118 the girls were running dangerously low on jicama. 392 00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,411 You should have told me right away! 393 00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:44,665 - [door closes] - Frankie, you can't stay. 394 00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:46,583 I know this is scary for you, 395 00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:50,003 and I get wanting to do something, but you can't fix Sol with rituals. 396 00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:53,173 Oh, so says the guy who goes to Mass once a week. 397 00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:54,675 Twice this week, actually. 398 00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:58,303 I guess we're both relying on faith... in something. 399 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,430 I suppose you're right. 400 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,142 [sighs] I gotta be honest. 401 00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:06,812 My faith isn't doing a damn thing for me. 402 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,149 - Maybe mine can help. - [slight chuckle] 403 00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,276 Got anything for crippling guilt? 404 00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:14,611 You've come to the right faith. 405 00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:16,905 Jessica-who-broke-my-heart-Jessica? 406 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,366 Jessica-from-20-years-ago-Jessica. 407 00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:21,249 Like that makes it less of a knife in my back? 408 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:25,038 That's a little dramatic. At most, it was a gentle back-forking. 409 00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:27,249 What are you doing in here? You're being rude to Cass. 410 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:29,376 - Forget Cass. - What? Why? 411 00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:31,503 Because he's seeing somebody. 412 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:35,132 Why didn't you tell us this before I convinced my hottest friend 413 00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:37,134 to come eat Sol's grody disco food? 414 00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:38,844 Because it's Jessica. 415 00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:39,970 Oh. 416 00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:43,473 Who the fuck is Jessica? 417 00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:50,772 But if Elke fell down some stairs, you'd be first chair violinist? 418 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,316 Yeah, I guess so. 419 00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:59,114 The word "jicama" 420 00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:04,912 comes from the old Peruvian for "ground apple." 421 00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:08,415 You told me. But now I'll retain it. 422 00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:28,685 - So you gave Adam a small raise. - For nothing. 423 00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:31,647 - I gave him a small raise for nothing! - [sighs] 424 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:34,650 But don't you feel better knowing you made him feel appreciated? 425 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:37,569 It's not just about the money, it's the principle. 426 00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:41,073 And the box of clicky pens I thoughtlessly agreed to. 427 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:42,574 He draws a hard line. 428 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,660 And now we're back to square one with the letter! 429 00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:47,996 [stammers] Who is the Judas? Sharon? Erica? 430 00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:51,583 The guy whose name I always forget? [whispers] It could be anyone. 431 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,293 If it could be anyone, 432 00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:56,505 that means you think everyone here feels under-appreciated. 433 00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:58,924 Well, I'm not made of pens. 434 00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:02,302 And what has everybody done to earn my appreciation, 435 00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:05,430 besides their jobs, which they are paid for? 436 00:21:05,889 --> 00:21:08,767 I don't know. Deal with your management style? 437 00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:10,644 - Stay late? - Okay. 438 00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:15,941 Do nonsense things for you instead of putting their kids to bed? 439 00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:21,321 It's you? 440 00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:25,659 Oh, my God. It's you. 441 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,664 I don't know about this, but I feel silly. 442 00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:34,710 And I feel pretty sure this is blasphemy, but here we are. 443 00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:37,713 Bless me, Robert, for I have sinned. 444 00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:41,758 What do I do now? Put a quarter in? 445 00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:44,678 No. You list your transgressions. 446 00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:46,555 And then I'm off the hook? 447 00:21:47,055 --> 00:21:48,890 Well, I'm not qualified to give absolution. 448 00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:52,602 This is more an exercise in honesty. 449 00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:54,604 Okay, let's see. 450 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:58,233 I cheated at the Jumble yesterday. 451 00:21:58,942 --> 00:22:00,360 Okay, every day. 452 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,572 I use Bud's HBO login, 453 00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:08,243 even though I know it's taking bread from the mouths of content creators. 454 00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:13,415 I never correct the guy at Yogurt Cantina who thinks I'm blind. 455 00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:16,043 Frankie. Come on. 456 00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:25,177 And a few years ago, when my ex-husband left me for someone else... 457 00:22:28,138 --> 00:22:31,266 I wished that he would get cancer. 458 00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:39,858 So do you want to sentence me to burn in hellfire forever? 459 00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:43,695 Wow, have you never seen this before? Not even in the movies? 460 00:22:46,406 --> 00:22:48,909 Frankie, it's okay. 461 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,953 You're human. You were angry. 462 00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:54,373 But I specifically wished... 463 00:22:55,123 --> 00:22:58,251 for something in the groinal area. 464 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,838 And maybe I did a spell. 465 00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:07,302 What if my anger was so powerful, it had powers? 466 00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:11,056 Grace told me she wished I'd died. She didn't mean it. 467 00:23:11,139 --> 00:23:15,060 Neither did I. I would never wish something bad on him. 468 00:23:15,852 --> 00:23:18,980 Other than the time I wished something bad on him. 469 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:25,404 Well, in my limited capacity to do so as a layperson, I absolve you. 470 00:23:25,487 --> 00:23:28,198 And how long till I actually feel absolved? 471 00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:32,786 I don't know. I'm still waiting myself. 472 00:23:32,869 --> 00:23:35,705 Don't feel guilty for telling me about Sol. 473 00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:37,040 Oh, not that. 474 00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:39,209 Then what else is there? 475 00:23:39,626 --> 00:23:41,503 Layperson to layperson. 476 00:23:43,797 --> 00:23:45,090 Here, switch with me. 477 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:51,095 [sighs] 478 00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:55,350 - [Robert clears throat] - Go ahead. Unburden yourself, my child. 479 00:23:57,477 --> 00:23:58,895 It should have been me. 480 00:24:00,897 --> 00:24:03,358 The bad news should have been for me. 481 00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:07,320 I'm the one who was supposed to go first. 482 00:24:08,363 --> 00:24:11,658 I was never supposed to live without him. 483 00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:20,667 You know what? This one is for you. 484 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:23,628 Some of my faith for some of yours. 485 00:24:24,921 --> 00:24:28,258 - Neither of you is going anywhere. - [door opens] 486 00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:30,802 [Sol] What the hell is going on in here? 487 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:35,932 Somehow I ended up on a date with Cassidy, and we have nothing in common. 488 00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:37,517 Oh, Sol. 489 00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:42,022 You told her. 490 00:24:47,068 --> 00:24:48,069 You want an espresso? 491 00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:50,280 I've had a few today, so I won't yawn during sex. 492 00:24:50,363 --> 00:24:53,450 But I may have a heart attack. Hope that won't hurt our numbers. 493 00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:56,620 Why are you bent out of shape? You're the yawner, not the yawn-ee. 494 00:24:56,703 --> 00:24:59,664 Well, it's not so great being the yawner either. 495 00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:02,834 You think I want to feel like I'm letting you down in that area? 496 00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:04,198 Who says you're letting me down? 497 00:25:04,252 --> 00:25:06,421 You just gave me a shitty performance review! 498 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,381 That wasn't supposed to make you feel bad. 499 00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:12,010 How could it not? You know what I never liked about dating younger women? 500 00:25:12,093 --> 00:25:15,263 - They're too hot? - No. The pressure to keep up. 501 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:18,725 To have sex after ten. Hell, to be awake after ten. I... 502 00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:21,520 I didn't think I'd have to worry about that with you. 503 00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:24,856 Well, maybe I'm worried because I know how this goes. 504 00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:28,276 In the beginning, it's two times a week, then it's one time. 505 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:31,947 Then it's only New Year's Eve and St. Patrick's Day. 506 00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:34,241 Then only when Guns of Navarone is on TV. 507 00:25:34,324 --> 00:25:36,785 I've seen Guns of Navarone three times. 508 00:25:37,410 --> 00:25:39,621 - Well, this is a different relationship. - [chuckles] 509 00:25:39,704 --> 00:25:41,206 I mean, for one thing, I'm not gay. 510 00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:44,834 I know. But it's the only thing I have to compare you to. 511 00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:46,211 Which is good for me in... 512 00:25:47,003 --> 00:25:48,296 in a lot of ways. 513 00:25:48,755 --> 00:25:49,755 [exhales] 514 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,301 Can we please... 515 00:25:54,761 --> 00:25:56,471 give each other a break? 516 00:25:57,430 --> 00:26:01,893 I was so excited about coming home to you tonight and just hanging out. 517 00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:02,978 Mmm. 518 00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:05,146 I've never had that feeling before. 519 00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:06,565 Neither have I. 520 00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:09,484 I would rather have this than all the relationships I've had 521 00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:10,888 - put together. - [slight chuckle] 522 00:26:11,736 --> 00:26:12,946 Me too. 523 00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:17,701 I've never had a relationship where I could even talk about this. 524 00:26:18,118 --> 00:26:20,453 - I think we're in one right now. - Yeah. 525 00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:22,497 You know, I like that I can tell you things 526 00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:25,041 and not be afraid that you're gonna think less of me. 527 00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:26,626 Me too. 528 00:26:28,503 --> 00:26:31,840 So can we go to sleep now and leave the math to the nerds? 529 00:26:33,174 --> 00:26:35,176 I'd love to. [slight chuckle] 530 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:41,725 - Nick? - Hmm? 531 00:26:42,183 --> 00:26:44,102 I think I'd like to be tied up. 532 00:26:44,644 --> 00:26:45,645 [clattering] 533 00:26:47,355 --> 00:26:48,732 I'll Postmates a headboard. 534 00:26:49,399 --> 00:26:51,901 - Alexa, dim the lights. - [Alexa] Okay. 535 00:26:53,194 --> 00:26:55,614 [Nick] Just so you know, my safe word is "Stop." 536 00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:57,449 [both laugh] 537 00:26:57,532 --> 00:26:58,950 [crickets chirping] 538 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:03,955 [whimpers] 539 00:27:05,206 --> 00:27:07,751 This whole thing is about some girl you dated 15 years ago? 540 00:27:07,834 --> 00:27:11,129 It was 18 years ago, and she broke my heart. 541 00:27:11,212 --> 00:27:13,715 Do you realize who you are talking to right now? 542 00:27:13,798 --> 00:27:17,010 Yeah, I... I gotta admit, Bud, it's not a hot look. 543 00:27:17,761 --> 00:27:18,887 [Allison] Cassidy, wait! 544 00:27:20,347 --> 00:27:23,099 - Where... Where are you going? - Yeah, we haven't even eaten yet. 545 00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:27,604 Right, but if I leave now, I can get home in time to kill myself during Kimmel. 546 00:27:28,146 --> 00:27:31,399 - Wait! I'm coming with you. - Uh, going with her where? 547 00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:33,568 Anywhere I don't have to listen to my new husband 548 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:36,321 - obsessing over an old girlfriend. - I'm not obsessed with her. 549 00:27:36,404 --> 00:27:38,341 - Just obsessed with who she's dating. - Yes. Wait. 550 00:27:38,365 --> 00:27:40,241 - That was the wrong answer. - It was. 551 00:27:40,867 --> 00:27:44,162 Get home by ten and pay the sitter. I'm gonna go get Cassidy wasted. 552 00:27:44,454 --> 00:27:45,580 Uh... 553 00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:47,415 I'm pretty drunk already. 554 00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:49,668 It was a lot of jicama talk. 555 00:27:53,296 --> 00:27:55,173 I didn't want you all to worry. 556 00:27:55,256 --> 00:27:59,177 [scoffs] Tough shit, homie. That's what we're here for. 557 00:27:59,260 --> 00:28:02,055 So that all the worry doesn't fall on you and Robert. 558 00:28:02,639 --> 00:28:04,641 Think of it like cutting a pie. 559 00:28:04,724 --> 00:28:05,725 I'm listening. 560 00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:09,396 Well, Robert takes a slice of worry. I take a slice. 561 00:28:09,813 --> 00:28:11,773 The boys take a slice. 562 00:28:15,610 --> 00:28:18,130 The fact you're keeping it secret means you know it's messed up. 563 00:28:18,196 --> 00:28:19,989 I was going to tell you. 564 00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:22,301 When? When you guys were having your first baby together? 565 00:28:22,325 --> 00:28:24,744 Oh, like the baby you have with your wife? 566 00:28:24,828 --> 00:28:25,870 [scoffs] 567 00:28:25,954 --> 00:28:26,955 Where'd everybody go? 568 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:29,124 Ask Coyote. 569 00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:30,792 I didn't do this. You did this. 570 00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:33,336 I didn't ask for Jessica to come back into my life, 571 00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:36,589 and now I gotta explain this whole thing to Allison when she's drunk. 572 00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:38,925 Bud knows about me and Jessica? 573 00:28:39,008 --> 00:28:42,554 What? Is there anyone in this family who is not dating Jessica? 574 00:28:42,637 --> 00:28:44,806 Yeah, you! 'Cause you're married! 575 00:28:44,889 --> 00:28:47,369 - Oh, you're gonna throw that in my face? - Please don't fight. 576 00:28:47,434 --> 00:28:49,060 Especially not now. 577 00:28:50,061 --> 00:28:51,938 What do you mean, "especially not now"? 578 00:28:52,021 --> 00:28:53,314 [Coyote] What's going on? 579 00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:58,486 Boys, let's go sit down. 580 00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:00,822 ["I Get Up" by the Teskey Brothers plays] 581 00:29:06,703 --> 00:29:09,080 ♪ It ain't easy sometimes ♪ 582 00:29:09,873 --> 00:29:12,000 ♪ Trying to just get by ♪ 583 00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:16,045 ♪ When you get broken down again ♪ 584 00:29:16,129 --> 00:29:18,882 ♪ It ain't because you didn't try ♪ 585 00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:21,593 ♪ I try to count the days ♪ 586 00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:24,262 ♪ That I've been disappointed ♪ 587 00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:28,558 ♪ So many hard times ♪ 588 00:29:28,641 --> 00:29:29,976 ♪ It gets disjointed ♪ 589 00:29:30,393 --> 00:29:31,603 ♪ But it's hard ♪ 590 00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:34,731 ♪ Trying to make a living ♪ 591 00:29:36,149 --> 00:29:39,194 ♪ When you get down again ♪ 592 00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:43,740 ♪ And you just keep giving, hey ♪ 593 00:29:44,157 --> 00:29:47,160 - ♪ Every time I get up ♪ - ♪ I get up ♪ 594 00:29:47,243 --> 00:29:50,038 ♪ Something comes and brings me down ♪ 595 00:29:50,121 --> 00:29:52,916 ♪ I get so low sometimes ♪ 596 00:29:53,374 --> 00:29:54,626 [woman] Okay, good night!