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[Grace Potter's
"Stuck In The Middle" playing]
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♪ Well, I don't know
Why I came here tonight ♪
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♪ Got the feelin'
That somethin' ain't right ♪
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♪ I'm so scared
In case I fall off my chair ♪
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♪ And I'm wondering
How I'll get down the stairs ♪
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♪ And there's clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right ♪
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♪ Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you ♪
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♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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Careful. You break it, you buy it.
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Uh-huh.
And what would I be buying, exactly?
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Ah! That's enough out of you,
Dr. Questions.
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Whoa.
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That's...
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She's beautiful.
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And she'll be here momentarily.
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Wait, do I know her?
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I'll give you one hint.
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It's Jessica.
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Bud's girlfriend from college?
Does he know that you still see her?
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Of course he does.
I just haven't told him.
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- Well, isn't that a little weird?
- Why? Bud still sees my ex.
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[knocking]
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Hey! [chuckles]
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Oh, look at you!
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Oh, I am so excited to see this.
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Hey, I'm Jessica.
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Oh, um...
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Uh, I'm Coyote.
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Oh, my God. I'm sorry.
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[slight chuckle]
The last time I saw you, you had long hair
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and had just woken up
in a Long John Silver's
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with cake in your pocket.
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That was the same day I got fired
from Long John Silver's.
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He's come a long way since then.
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- I can see.
- Thanks.
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I'll be sober ten years in six years.
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I'm impressed, minus four.
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Well, how impressed are we with me?
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Oh, whoa!
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Uh, that's...
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Well, what's wrong?
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Oh, no, nothing. It's amazing.
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It's just, um... [slight chuckle]
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...you had me pose like Wonder Woman
for eight hours.
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I was going for empowering,
but turns out, I can't do elbows.
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Uh, it's a shame, though,
'cause I'm cracker jack at knockers.
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Okay, can I just say... I love it.
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Oh.
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It is, uh... way bigger
than I remember, though.
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Well, I-I can help you out with it.
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- Thanks.
- Mm-hmm.
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I just, um, hope it fits in my car.
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Oh, don't worry.
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Coyote's a master
at fitting big things into small places.
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We all heard it, right?
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We all heard that?
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Yep.
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[Dr. Rogers] The results weren't exactly
what we hoped for.
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[Sol] Oh, my God.
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Is it just in... one... or both of them?
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Well, you've only got one.
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I'm going to say "no" to that.
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Oops.
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Wrong pamphlet.
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[both] Oh.
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[Dr. Rogers] Now, we've caught it early,
it's indolent,
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so it's slow-growing, which is terrific.
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- It's terrific?
- But it's cancer.
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Sol has cancer.
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Or if you gave us the wrong pamphlet,
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maybe you gave us
the wrong blood work, too.
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- Are you sure this wasn't Robert's?
- Sol.
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Not that I want that.
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I just think I'd do better
dealing with this if you had it.
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Sol, I want you to think of your prostate
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like this walnut.
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You've got a funky walnut. That's all.
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It's fairly common at your age.
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So, what's the game plan?
What do we do now?
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Well, there's surgery, but that
can be risky any time you go under.
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Then afterwards, with infections,
yada yada.
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Loss of sexual function.
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There's radiation, that whole megillah.
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Or we keep a good check on it,
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and you do whatever you want
with no change at all.
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Do nothing?
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Well, so he can keep doing everything.
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The good news is, at your age,
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something else
will probably kill you first.
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Do you understand the term "good news"?
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Hold on. So you would tell someone
who's 50 to have the surgery, yes?
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Absolutely.
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- And 60?
- Same.
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Sol, you're 75.
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You're about my age, what would you do?
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Look, I smoke two packs a day.
I'm surprised I made it to work today.
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And I'm not feeling so great.
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Maybe I'll go home early.
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So I'd let it ride.
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But you're a healthy guy,
and it's your walnut.
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Knock-knock.
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Well, that feels weird.
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Well, don't you look
like a piece of hot biscuit?
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Well, thanks.
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I've just joined a new Pilates class,
so, uh, I only have a few minutes.
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That's all I need.
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So, what is this revolutionary thing
you need me to see?
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I've been thinking about your problem,
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the one where I was the Han Solo
to your Princess Stuck-on-the-Can?
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Oh, quit calling me that!
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Calm down, Princess Stuck-on-the-Can.
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No one will ever call you that again,
and let me show you why.
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[slight chuckle]
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Grace, they have toilets today
that do everything.
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They light up, they have quiet-close lids,
built-in bidets.
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But it's everything except
what could really help you.
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I am really all good.
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I've even come up
with a name you will love.
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The Bottoms Up.
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- Hate it.
- Happy you asked.
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I've developed a way
for it to gently lift you
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- with the simple touch of a button.
- [remote beeps]
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[Grace gasps]
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Uh, before you say anything,
we just need a seat belt.
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Before you say anything, goodbye.
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Look, so there's a few kinks to work out.
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That's why I need you. For kinks.
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Well, you might try hydraulics
as opposed to springs.
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Hydraulics, that's good.
Maybe I talk to my mechanic, LuAnne.
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You're not serious about this.
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Oh, this is a good idea, right?
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For what, to get over a medieval wall?
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No, as a new business for us.
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Let's get the band back together.
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Oh, also, we should start a band.
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Frankie, this is the last thing
I want to even think about.
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- A band?
- No! All of this.
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But all of this is to help people like you
get off the can
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without having to lasso
some stupid sculpture.
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Well, I'm helping myself.
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After a month of Pilates,
I'm not gonna need any sculpture.
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So would you just put
this toilet thing to bed?
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Oh.
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If you say the words "toilet bed,"
I am out of here.
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I was gonna say...
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"napper crapper."
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Bye... forever.
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Bye to you, Princess Stuck-on-the-Can.
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[exhales]
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I think this works.
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- I think so, too. We did good.
- [laughs]
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I think your mom might be
my favorite person on the planet.
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I don't know, have you met Derrick
at Trader Joe's?
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[chuckles] Seriously.
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When I first met her,
I remember this instant connection.
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I also tried to figure out
how that woman raised a Bud.
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Oh.
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Oh, no, not in a bad way.
They're just so different.
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- Yeah.
- You know, she's all, "Let it flow,"
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and Bud's more...
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Stop the flow. Plan the flow.
Worry about the flow.
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[laughs] Exactly.
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You definitely seem
more like a Frankie kid. To me.
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Well, is that why you and Bud broke up?
Too different?
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We were never all that serious.
It was a college thing.
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You know, you're up late studying,
you're slurping ramen...
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It was a nice way
to spice up particle physics.
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That brings a lot of images
of books and sweater vests.
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- He's not still rocking those, is he?
- No.
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- But he is still wearing them.
- [laughs]
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How much farther to your place?
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Is your arm tired?
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Uh, there's really no way to know.
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- Because you can't feel it? Okay.
- Because I can't feel it, yeah.
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- I'll pull over.
- Thank you.
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["Blue Age" by Superet plays]
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♪ Into the blue ♪
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- Whew.
- Oh, God. Actually, it's...
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It's my neck that's kind of sore.
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Hey, give me your hand for a moment.
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There's a pressure point
to the left of your thumb,
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- and if you press gently and rub...
- Whoa.
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- Right?
- Well, that's... It's... It's...
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- Nope. Breathe through it.
- [grunts]
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- [chuckles]
- [quick breaths]
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And soon...
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[exhales]
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- Whoa.
- Right?
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- It's gone.
- [laughs]
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Wow.
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You are something.
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Well, you just have
to find the right spot.
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[exhales]
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I have the card for that surgeon
the doctor recommended.
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- Do you want to hold on to it?
- No.
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- I'm going to go lie down.
- Okay.
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With Carl.
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Good. That's a good idea.
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I know.
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- If you want to talk about it...
- I don't.
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[door closes]
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- [screams]
- What?
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- [screams]
- What?!
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Oh, Jesus, Frankie!
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I thought you were dead here,
and now you're alive there.
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What the fuck is happening?
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Oh, here, sit down, catch your breath.
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Dear God, that was frightening.
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Oh, it's nice to know I'll be missed
when I do end up on the table.
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Frankie...
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why am I looking
at a hideous toilet right now?
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Oh, that? It was just a stupid idea I had.
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I tried selling Grace on it.
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A toilet seat
that will raise and lower you.
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I mean, if you have trouble
with that sort of thing.
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[exhales] But it was a disaster.
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Oh, Frankie...
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- What's wrong?
- Well, it's just if...
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If we'd only had this years ago,
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my mother would still be alive today.
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I don't think that's true.
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Do you know how many times I've been
terrified that I might end up like her,
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in a heap on the floor of the loo?
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- That's no way to go, Frankie.
- No.
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No, but this is brilliant.
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I did think there was merit
in the original vision.
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Of course, Grace hated it.
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Oh, pishposh!
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Do you know what I see
in your future?
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Lines out the door at Bed Bath & Beyond.
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Grace'll come around.
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You're right.
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She was wrong about reggae,
and she's wrong about this.
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Yes.
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[both chuckle]
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Oh, thank you.
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[chuckles]
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Grace, we so appreciate getting
your thoughts on this new idea we have.
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Oh, sure, happy to do it.
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Shouldn't we work at the table?
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This sofa's so cozy.
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I know. [sight chuckle]
I could be on it all day.
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I'm so excited to hear
what you've cooked up
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beyond that inventive dog candy of yours.
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Say hello to...
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- [both] Streak-stensions!
- [gasps]
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- It's hair.
- Extensions.
249
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:11,165
Streak-stensions. From real cadavers.
250
00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:14,376
[exhales] Nobody I know, I hope.
[chuckles]
251
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:18,172
They snap-clip, real easy-breeze,
and totally kick up a look.
252
00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:20,549
- Oh.
- Here, Grace, try this one.
253
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:23,552
Fun for a bachelorette
or when you're out clubbing.
254
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:25,971
OMG, I love clubbing.
255
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:28,808
- [chuckles]
- And I totally know what it is.
256
00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:30,267
Yass.
257
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:31,644
[squeals] Check it out.
258
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,272
- Really?
- Shake it, girl!
259
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:37,316
Sh... Um...
260
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,777
- Well, okay.
- [Chelsea and Skye chuckle]
261
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,380
- I sort of like the way it swings.
- [Chelsea and Skye giggling]
262
00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:44,405
[doorbell rings]
263
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,159
Um...
264
00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:50,746
Girls, could you grab my glasses
over there on that console?
265
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:51,997
- Yeah.
- Sure.
266
00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:01,382
They must be in the bedroom.
267
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:07,680
- I know I'm early.
- By a day.
268
00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:10,891
But I could not wait for lunch tomorrow
269
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,726
to fill you in on
all that's been happening
270
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:14,186
with our new idea.
271
00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:16,355
[exhales] Grace, don't move.
272
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:21,861
Some kind of animal has attached itself
to the back of your head,
273
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:25,155
and it might be
the rare ring-tailed lemur.
274
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,991
That's our Streak-stension.
275
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:29,660
Oh, the girls are here?
276
00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:32,705
- You want to try one?
- It's cadavers.
277
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:35,708
I'll take five. I have a date tonight.
278
00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:38,085
So, what's this idea
you're talking about, Frankie?
279
00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:40,462
Actually, it's something Grace and I
have been cooking up.
280
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:43,549
Uh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
She cooked. I didn't cook.
281
00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:44,842
Well, come tell us about it.
282
00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:46,760
No, she really has to get going.
283
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:49,096
No, she doesn't.
284
00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:51,557
And she's gonna need way more snacks.
285
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:55,977
[exhales]
286
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,270
So...
287
00:14:58,188 --> 00:15:01,150
you'll never "Guess-ica" who I ran into.
288
00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:04,069
- Jessica? You ran into Jessica Gibson?
- Uh-huh.
289
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:05,873
Please tell me she was wearing
winter Crocs.
290
00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:09,825
What? No. No, her shoes were nice.
And she looked really great, by the way.
291
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,452
- Not helping.
- Why?
292
00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:14,288
Because she broke my heart
into a thousand pieces, Coyote.
293
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,665
I couldn't walk,
I couldn't get out of bed,
294
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:20,502
and I still would've taken her back
because she's just so fucking fantastic.
295
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:24,048
Wait, seriously? Why do I not remember
you feeling this way?
296
00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:25,971
Because you were living
at a Long John Silver's
297
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,509
and couldn't feel your teeth.
298
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:31,388
The worst part was Jessica
broke up with me by text.
299
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:32,932
- Ooh.
- And... And...
300
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,975
It was the first text I ever got.
301
00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:37,478
I still remember it word for word.
302
00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:41,690
"It's rover between us.
It's not you, it's meat."
303
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:42,733
Jeez.
304
00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:45,086
I mean, she broke up with me in person
a few times before that,
305
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,110
but, you know, still...
306
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:47,612
Oh.
307
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:51,617
Well, you know, I-I don't think
Jessica knows you feel so...
308
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:54,328
I'm sorry, did you talk about me with her?
309
00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:56,455
No.
310
00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:59,917
No! No, no, no. It was...
It was just a quick pass-by.
311
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:04,004
- Where?
- A car... painting... store.
312
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,631
A car painting store?
313
00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:07,383
I like the smells in there.
314
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,540
I don't even know what I would do
if I ever ran into her.
315
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:12,471
Yeah, but you've got Allison now.
316
00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:13,597
Thank God.
317
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:15,307
But before Allison...
318
00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:17,558
Jessica...
319
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:22,022
she had this way
of making me feel great about me.
320
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:25,192
That's a nice quality to be around.
321
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:26,777
Very true.
322
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,663
A seat for a toilet?
323
00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:38,914
Don't they have those?
324
00:16:39,289 --> 00:16:41,834
Yes, but this one would be different.
325
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:43,711
For older folks.
326
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:45,170
Don't they have those?
327
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:49,133
They do. They do. They have lots of things
to help older people.
328
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:50,926
I mean, much older than us.
329
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:54,722
Grace, you could never relate
to not being able to get off the toilet,
330
00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:59,476
but put yourself in their shuffling,
orthopedic shoes a moment.
331
00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:05,024
Eighty-one percent of falls occur
for older people in the bathroom.
332
00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:07,026
This is sad.
333
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:09,153
Could we wrap this up?
I have to do clubbing.
334
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:12,114
You know what's not sad,
I-Forget-Your-Name?
335
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:15,743
A toilet seat that can give
a little lift to your day
336
00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:17,995
and keep you from dying.
337
00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:19,121
Oh, now we're dying?
338
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:20,998
Yes, Joan-Margaret's mother...
339
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:24,001
Well, I'll let her tell you that.
Where is JM?
340
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:25,520
Oh, I think she went to the bathroom.
341
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,588
- Joan-Margaret?
- Oh, God.
342
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:29,715
[Joan-Margaret] Mayday! Mayday!
343
00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:34,720
Grace, how do you manage
with this crazy-low thing?
344
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,306
Pilates. Not a problem.
345
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:38,432
[chuckles]
346
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,310
Okay, let's not hang out in here.
347
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:42,394
Come on.
348
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:47,399
[exhales] You wanted snacks.
I got snacks for you.
349
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:48,901
Well, what are you doing?
350
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:53,906
How about explaining to the two of us
how "not a problem" this is?
351
00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:54,990
Oh, come on, Frankie.
352
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,285
I was having a good day,
working out, hanging with the girls.
353
00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:01,705
And then you and Joan-Margaret come over
and you make me feel...
354
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,082
What? Old?
355
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,625
Yeah, okay?
356
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:07,919
Yeah.
357
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:12,633
Wow, you really just said that.
358
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:29,441
I've found the perfect
honeymoon boat trip, the Figawi.
359
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:34,530
Remember growing up, that fun trip
that all the sailboaters did?
360
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,281
From Hyannis to Nantucket.
361
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:41,161
The Figawi, I've just learned
it's called that because it sounds like...
362
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:43,122
- "Where the fuck are we?"
- Yes.
363
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,414
Love that.
364
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:48,794
Anyway, it's in May, so we should book.
365
00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:53,507
Sol, where the Figawi
with the bigger question at hand?
366
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,510
You mean, renting our boat?
367
00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:58,095
- Boat?
- [Carl whimpers]
368
00:18:58,178 --> 00:19:00,180
How can you focus on boats?!
369
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:07,437
Listen, I've tried to be respectful
and give you your space
370
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:11,692
so you could get over the shock
and make the right decision here.
371
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,736
And you know the right decision?
372
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,989
I do. And I called that surgeon
373
00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:21,535
and made an appointment for a consultation
before he leaves on a trip to Europe.
374
00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:23,370
By boat, ironically.
375
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:25,706
Europe. Let's do that, too.
376
00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:28,876
- Sol...
- Cancel that appointment.
377
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:30,669
I'm not having the surgery.
378
00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:32,629
Not now. Maybe never.
379
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:36,049
We're going to do the Figawi first.
380
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,844
And lots of other things first.
381
00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:43,473
Sol, I know I said how much
a honeymoon boat trip meant to me...
382
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:48,437
Stop. Quality of life
is more important to me
383
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,981
than the time I may or may not have left.
384
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:55,194
But I want you here, in whatever shape,
for as long as possible.
385
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:57,696
This surgery is preventative.
386
00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:59,448
I heard the doctor.
387
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,868
It prevents me
from doing everything I want.
388
00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:04,203
Who gets to do everything?
389
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,747
I can swim now, Robert.
390
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:09,791
And I want to keep on swimming.
391
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:13,670
And I want to keep on
rolling around with Carl
392
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:16,173
and rolling around with you!
393
00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:19,176
That came out wrong.
394
00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:24,598
Rolling around with you and Carl
are very different rolling arounds.
395
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:27,351
Is that what this is about? Our sex life?
396
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:29,645
Sol, your health
397
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:32,105
is far more important to me than that.
398
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:33,315
It doesn't matter.
399
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:34,650
It matters to me.
400
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:42,282
And I don't want to start down this road
of losing things.
401
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,826
It's a slippery slope.
402
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:46,787
And I don't get a say in this?
403
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:48,496
No.
404
00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:50,082
You don't.
405
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:53,502
This is my walnut.
406
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:07,307
I came up with this whole idea
to help you.
407
00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:08,809
I'm not asking for help.
408
00:21:08,892 --> 00:21:12,396
But you need it, clearly.
And a lot of other people need it, too.
409
00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:15,065
This is a fantastic idea.
410
00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:18,026
Oh, Frankie, there's no "this"
to even point to.
411
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:21,029
This is a fantasy that lives in your head.
412
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,948
Yeah, till we get the hydraulics.
413
00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:24,783
Oh, God, you are relentless!
414
00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:26,994
- We love that about me.
- [slight chuckle]
415
00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:30,497
And I'm already working on a new name,
The Queen Latrine.
416
00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:33,333
Okay, maybe that's not the winner,
417
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:36,503
- but how about The Yes-I-Can Can?
- [exhales]
418
00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:41,049
Oh, God, no, you can't-can't.
Frankie, this isn't what we do.
419
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,426
This is exactly what we do.
420
00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:45,304
We take an obstacle
and we make an opportunity.
421
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:48,307
- Look what we did with the vibrator.
- [scoffs]
422
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:53,645
We made our vibrator so women like us
could feel young and sexy.
423
00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:57,190
We made our vibrator
because of your arthritis.
424
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:03,905
But the difference is, we didn't make it
until you admitted you needed it.
425
00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:06,992
And you didn't have
that stupid thing on your head.
426
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:09,619
Oh, God.
427
00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:11,246
[exhales]
428
00:22:11,955 --> 00:22:13,665
- Oh.
- [Joan-Margaret] Mayday!
429
00:22:14,082 --> 00:22:15,709
Now she's stuck on the couch.
430
00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:17,878
This place is a death trap.
431
00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:24,384
I know that it's weird to say
that I'd love to ask you out,
432
00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:27,471
and I can never ask you out
in the same sentence,
433
00:22:27,554 --> 00:22:29,181
over one coffee, but...
434
00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:30,344
- It is a first.
- [inhales]
435
00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:31,725
It's just...
436
00:22:31,808 --> 00:22:33,060
[exhales]
437
00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:34,978
It's too complicated...
438
00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:38,398
with Bud and his feelings.
439
00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:41,193
- I get it. He's your brother.
- Yeah.
440
00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:44,529
He's not still saying
I broke up with him by text, is he?
441
00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:45,613
Yeah.
442
00:22:46,114 --> 00:22:47,574
But he walked it back.
443
00:22:49,951 --> 00:22:51,995
Well, this is the mature call.
444
00:22:52,579 --> 00:22:53,580
Agreed.
445
00:22:54,414 --> 00:22:55,791
I don't get that a lot.
446
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,293
But, hey, um...
447
00:22:59,002 --> 00:23:00,002
for the record,
448
00:23:00,587 --> 00:23:03,006
you were into me, right?
449
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:05,675
[chuckles]
450
00:23:08,011 --> 00:23:08,929
[chuckles]
451
00:23:09,012 --> 00:23:10,680
[inhales deeply]
452
00:23:11,139 --> 00:23:12,808
- [exhales]
- Hug goodbye?
453
00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:13,891
Yeah.
454
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:16,560
[exhales]
455
00:23:20,023 --> 00:23:22,818
I want you to know
I'm really impressed by you.
456
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:26,321
You really turned your life around
in a huge way.
457
00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:27,989
Thanks.
458
00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:31,701
Can I give you one last piece of advice?
459
00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:32,786
Yeah.
460
00:23:33,286 --> 00:23:35,122
You're not that guy anymore.
461
00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:38,208
Be confident with who you are now.
462
00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:40,167
Who's that?
463
00:23:41,711 --> 00:23:42,921
A nice guy...
464
00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:47,509
whose arms look really good in that shirt.
465
00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:56,976
Hey, Jess?
466
00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:17,831
Oops.
467
00:24:22,085 --> 00:24:22,919
[exhales]
468
00:24:23,044 --> 00:24:25,046
[whispers] One, two, three. [grunts]
469
00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:26,130
[exhales]
470
00:24:27,048 --> 00:24:28,467
[exhales] Oh.
471
00:24:29,926 --> 00:24:30,969
[grunts]
472
00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:34,972
[exhales]
473
00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:37,934
I know, I know.
474
00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:41,021
You don't have to give me that look.
475
00:24:43,106 --> 00:24:44,316
Oh, God.
476
00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:47,277
[ducks quacking]
477
00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:56,786
We're not taking this
all the way to Nantucket, are we?
478
00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:59,372
I doubt I could pedal that far.
479
00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:03,752
This is silly.
480
00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:06,755
No. It's me and you on the water.
481
00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:09,674
And you never even knew
this was 20 minutes away.
482
00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:11,259
No idea.
483
00:25:12,469 --> 00:25:15,222
This is all I ever need
of a boat ride, Sol.
484
00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:17,974
As long as you're here with me.
485
00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:20,519
I know this is your decision to make,
486
00:25:21,561 --> 00:25:23,897
and I'll respect whatever you want to do.
487
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:28,652
- Really?
- Really.
488
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:34,699
I want to not have cancer.
489
00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:37,244
I want that, too.
490
00:25:37,327 --> 00:25:40,247
It's all I've wanted
since I got that stupid news.
491
00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:47,087
If I could just get some control
over this damn thing.
492
00:25:50,590 --> 00:25:52,717
There is some control you have.
493
00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:54,928
Get rid of it.
494
00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:57,347
See how it feels?
495
00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:13,989
Well?
496
00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:20,579
Aside from possibly tearing
my rotator cuff, that felt good.
497
00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:23,331
Like a relief.
498
00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:26,042
Like I can live without that walnut.
499
00:26:49,899 --> 00:26:53,320
Sorry, JM, I got depressed,
I went to Build-A-Bear.
500
00:26:54,154 --> 00:26:56,406
I built a whole bear family.
501
00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:58,449
[exhales]
502
00:26:59,242 --> 00:27:02,120
JM? Still around?
503
00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:04,205
[Joan-Margaret] I'm out here.
504
00:27:11,087 --> 00:27:15,425
Shouldn't you be with your tween friends,
Jayden and Craisin?
505
00:27:15,508 --> 00:27:17,385
I've come to apologize.
506
00:27:17,761 --> 00:27:19,721
Would you... Would you sit down, please?
507
00:27:22,807 --> 00:27:24,434
What's going on out here?
508
00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:29,022
When you left the other day,
I felt really terrible.
509
00:27:30,065 --> 00:27:32,651
You know, to say that you could
ever make me feel old
510
00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:35,695
is just totally unfair, Frankie.
511
00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:39,699
[sighs] I do a fine job of that...
all by myself.
512
00:27:39,783 --> 00:27:41,576
What you were trying to tell me is
513
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:45,538
the only way you can change how you feel
is to do something about it.
514
00:27:45,872 --> 00:27:48,208
I'm very smart that way, Grace. I'm...
515
00:27:48,291 --> 00:27:50,627
- I'm our generation's Yoda.
- [chuckles]
516
00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:53,713
- Well, you were right.
- [Frankie chuckles]
517
00:27:54,214 --> 00:27:57,342
It's what we've always done,
and it's what I want to do.
518
00:27:57,842 --> 00:28:00,720
♪ Just what makes that little old ant ♪
519
00:28:00,804 --> 00:28:03,682
♪ Think she could move
A rubber tree plant ♪
520
00:28:03,765 --> 00:28:05,600
Why is Joan-Margaret singing?
521
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:07,102
I thought we decided no singing.
522
00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:08,561
Go with it, darling.
523
00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:11,606
♪ Anyone knows an ant can't ♪
524
00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:13,441
♪ Move a rubber tree plant ♪
525
00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:17,153
- ♪ But she's got high hopes ♪
- [laughing]
526
00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:18,237
You didn't.
527
00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:21,908
- Hydraulics, baby.
- [laughing]
528
00:28:21,991 --> 00:28:24,411
I talked to my mechanic, Pammy.
529
00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:26,287
You two look beautiful.
530
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:30,083
♪ Whoops, there goes another rubber tree ♪
531
00:28:30,166 --> 00:28:33,253
♪ Whoops, there goes another rubber tree ♪
532
00:28:33,336 --> 00:28:37,674
♪ Whoops, there goes
Another rubber tree plant ♪
533
00:28:37,757 --> 00:28:39,968
Ah, if only we had a name!
534
00:28:40,051 --> 00:28:42,470
We're calling it the Rise Up.
535
00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:43,680
Yes!
536
00:28:43,763 --> 00:28:44,597
Yes!
537
00:28:44,681 --> 00:28:48,351
- [laughing, cheering]
- ♪ But he's got high hopes ♪
538
00:28:48,435 --> 00:28:51,688
♪ He's got high hopes ♪
539
00:28:51,938 --> 00:28:58,445
♪ He's got high
Apple pie in the sky hopes ♪
540
00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:01,364
♪ So any time you're gettin' low ♪
541
00:29:01,448 --> 00:29:03,158
♪ 'Stead of lettin' go ♪
542
00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:05,577
♪ Just remember that ant ♪
543
00:29:06,828 --> 00:29:10,248
♪ Oops, there goes
Another rubber tree plant ♪
544
00:29:10,331 --> 00:29:13,710
♪ Oops, there goes
Another rubber tree plant ♪
545
00:29:13,793 --> 00:29:17,797
♪ Oops, there goes
Another rubber tree plant ♪
546
00:29:34,481 --> 00:29:35,732
[woman] Okay, good night!