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[Grace Potter's
"Stuck In The Middle" playing]
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♪ Well, I don't know
Why I came here tonight ♪
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♪ Got the feelin'
That somethin' ain't right ♪
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♪ I'm so scared
In case I fall off my chair ♪
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♪ And I'm wondering
How I'll get down the stairs ♪
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♪ And there's clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right ♪
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♪ Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you ♪
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♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ I may not always love you ♪
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♪ But long as there are stars above you ♪
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♪ You never need to doubt it ♪
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♪ I'll make you so sure about it ♪
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♪ God only knows what I'd be without you ♪
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[chickens clucking]
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Breakfast! Come and get it!
Hot from the oven.
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[gasps] Breakfast for me?
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Which came first, girls?
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[egg splatters]
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Oh.
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Do I look okay?
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I haven't seen
most of these people in years.
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You look like a million bucks.
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[chuckles] That's great,
because I only paid 42,500 for that face.
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[laughs]
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Am I having another stroke
or did I burn my toast?
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You actually burned the Vitamix,
which... how?
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But, no worries, it's fine.
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Frankie, there was a chicken
in my sock drawer.
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I wondered where Lindsay got to.
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I thought we talked
about chickens in the house.
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Yeah, where did we land on that?
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We landed on no chickens in the house.
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You know, the chickens have been
a great comfort for Frankie.
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Hmm.
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Especially since you won't let me
tuck her in anymore.
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[snickers]
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Stop worrying. The party's gonna be great.
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Which part?
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Surprising my emotionally
volatile daughter,
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or me being back in a room with a woman
who tried to throw a printer at me?
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That was "Mediation Grace."
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I'm sure she's mellowed since then.
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That's easy for you to say,
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Frankie made you a mediation mix-tape.
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I'm already on this, fellas.
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I've got a plan to deal with Grace.
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What makes you think she'll listen to you?
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I'm an emotional wizard.
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I made Robert my bestie, didn't I?
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I'm gonna go hide the printer.
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- Want some jam?
- Okay.
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How am I supposed to be around Robert
without my hands going for his throat?
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My ex-wife choked me. We're fine now.
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Why are we celebrating Brianna's 40th?
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I raised my daughters to get quietly drunk
on big birthdays.
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- I mean, it's just...
- Shh! It's me.
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[man on radio]
I love the thrill of the chaise.
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And I'll beat any price anywhere.
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And that's a promise from me,
Jack Patterson, the Prince of Patios!
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- For more information...
- I'm sorry.
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You were saying something about salad.
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[door opens]
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[door closes]
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Great. I'm molting.
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There's a lint roller downstairs.
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Help me find my party cardigan.
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- It's in the closet...
- Oh.
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...at our new house.
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- Robert!
- Solbert!
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I asked you to stop taking things
over there until I had a chance...
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to tell Frankie that we're moving out.
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And I asked you to tell Frankie
we were moving three months ago
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when we bought our new house.
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I'm trying to find the right way
to break it to her.
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Well, the movers are coming on Tuesday,
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so if you don't, someone
from Fenster Brothers Pack 'N Carry will.
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They were very nice on the phone,
maybe they can break it to her.
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Good God, I think the biggest chicken
in this house is you.
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Chickens are famously brave!
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Frankie was only supposed
to stay here for a few weeks.
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And as much as I enjoy the smell
of ethnic food at two in the morning,
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I am left to wonder why there is
no ethnic food to go with it.
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I just don't think
she can make it here alone.
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So whatever happened
to asking Bud or Coyote to move in?
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I don't know. I feel bad.
They have lives of their own.
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And we're supposed to have
lives of our own, too.
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I know. You're right.
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I'll talk to them today.
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Thank you.
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And I'm sorry I packed
your party cardigan.
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It's okay. It's out of batteries anyway.
You threw it away, didn't you?
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I did. Yes.
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- [Jack] Why didn't you want this house?
- Oh, I did.
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The day after Robert came out,
I came out here.
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But I saw Frankie's car,
and I turned around and never looked back.
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I drove straight to Palm Desert.
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And I'm glad I did,
because... that's when I met you.
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I would have gone with the house.
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Oh, it's you.
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Grace?
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Sure, come right in.
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Oh, this is my husband, Jack.
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Jack, this is Frankie.
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I'm sure I've mentioned her
briefly in passing.
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- Consider me flattered.
- Jack Patterson.
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You'll have to do most
of the work here, pal. Big stroke.
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You had a stroke?
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Oh, I've had three.
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But don't worry, there won't be a fourth.
I'm on a strict regimen of sound baths,
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blood-thinning crystals,
and Sol's foot rubs.
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I'm sure you recognize my husband
from his commercials.
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[Frankie] Oh, I do!
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It is an honor to meet you,
new Mr. Coffee.
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- [Frankie laughs]
- So, where is everyone?
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The party doesn't start
for an hour and a half.
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Then why did you tell us to be here now?
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I thought you and I could use this time
to have a sharing circle.
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A sharing circle?
Well, all right, I'll go first.
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I don't share.
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I also don't share. You got a TV?
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Over there, pal.
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Today is about Brianna,
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and everyone is worried there's going
to be a whole thing when you see Robert.
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Why? I'm fabulous.
Have you looked at me?
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I'm still trying to find you in there.
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I'm happy, Frankie.
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And once this has settled,
my face will reflect that.
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But you ran off
and got married too quickly.
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You couldn't possibly
have processed your anger.
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Frankie, I released all my anger
the night of the seafood tower.
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You got over 20 years of betrayal
by pelting Robert with crab legs?
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- Yes. You should try it sometime.
- I don't need to resort to violence.
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Living here is proof
that I've crossed the valley of pain
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into the other side of healing.
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You still live here?
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You're kidding me.
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It's been three years!
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A great three years.
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Oh, and don't get me started
on all the fun this crazy crew has.
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Do you really get along with Robert?
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Oh, now that he's gay, he's awesome.
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Well, Jack is...
[whispers] a dream.
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We went to Spain last year.
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And we had sangria every night
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along with very satisfying
heterosexual intercourse.
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Both positions.
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[scoffs]
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Yes.
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[exhales]
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Mom.
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[door closes]
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Hi.
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Wow.
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You came.
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Lovely to see you, too, honey.
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[indistinct voice on the radio]
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- Hello, Jack.
- I'm good.
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Is that supposed to be dinner
for everyone?
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These are the centerpieces.
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Oh.
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So, you're back
in the party-planning game, are you?
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Yeah, well, with Mitch
being away so much...
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How is Mitch?
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Oh, he's good.
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Still married to Mallory.
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I got this one, Frankie.
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He's good. He's still married to me.
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He's doing Doctors Without Borders
for a few months,
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so that's... [chuckles]
good.
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It's good for us. We're good.
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Taking time away from a spouse
can be a very healing thing.
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How do you know? You're divorced
and you're still attached at the hip.
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Only for potato-sack races.
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[yelling]
Sol! I got a great idea for Field Day!
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God.
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Hello... Grace.
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[stammers] Hello... Robert.
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[stammering] You're looking well.
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Thank you. Jack!
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I'm doing well. And you? Jack!
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You know what? Let's go to Jack!
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Jack. Jack, this is Robert.
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Jack Patterson.
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It's an honor to meet
"The Patio Prince of the Desert!"
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I was supposed to be Patio King,
but... Larry Schuman beat me to it.
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- [exhales]
- Yes, Jack has achieved great success
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in the cut-throat world
of patio furniture.
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You think he's ever gonna make it
back to what he was?
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Oh, God, I hope so.
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Say, you know I have a golf net out there
and a mid-mashie with your name on it.
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Well, I'm gonna check that out.
[laughs]
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- [sighs]
- Jack is fantastic.
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Yes, and romantic. Oh.
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He puts a sweet note in my car every day.
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That sounds lovely.
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Oh, it is literally
the definition of lovely.
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It's literally not
the definition of that...
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Robert, don't make this about you.
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Let's enjoy our daughter's party.
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My intention today
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- is not to get an apology...
- Of course not.
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Or show you how badly
you've misjudged me.
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Or make you question your ability
to even love at all.
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- Grace, I just want...
- Hush, Robert. We can't have a scene.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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What for?
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All the guilt I felt
over what I did to you has been lifted.
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Seeing you and Jack so happy
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has literally given me a relief
I never thought I'd have.
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That's not how you use literally!
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Hey, boys...
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- how you doing?
- [Bud] Oh.
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Pretty great, actually.
I just got my 60-day chip.
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Congrats, two months sober,
that's solid footing.
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- And how about you, Rabbi?
- Not a rabbi yet.
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- I still have one more year...
- But considering everything,
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it sounds like you're both doing great,
which is good,
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because I have something to ask you.
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- Oh, should we towel off?
- [Sol] Nope! Nope!
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Nobody move. I have some news.
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Robert and I have bought a house.
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- Congratulations.
- That's great!
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Nope. Nope, not where this is going.
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[sighs] You know, back in third grade
when everyone had to take turns
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taking care of the class hamster,
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because if they didn't, it would have
another stroke or fall down the stairs?
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[chuckles] I'm not following.
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Dr. Squeaks Medicine Woman
was famously nimble on the stairs.
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It has been three years of your mother
living with me and my husband,
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and we can't do it anymore,
not if I wanna stay married.
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How does Mom feel about this?
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She doesn't know.
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But once you decide
who's moving in with her,
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we can present the whole package.
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We're going to bring her solutions,
not problems.
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Thanks, boys.
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No pressure.
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Just try to get me an answer
before the end of the party.
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Oh, my God...
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Mom's the hamster.
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[Frankie] What are you doing?
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Well, apparently, I've relieved Robert
of all his guilt by coming here today,
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so I'm relieving him of the Baccarat
candy dish he loves so much.
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See, this is what I'm worried about.
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You didn't deal with your anger,
now your anger's dealing with you.
247
00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:57,276
Does he love these cheese knives?
248
00:12:57,359 --> 00:13:00,780
His cholesterol level is Havarti,
so what do you think?
249
00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:02,490
Hey, put those back!
250
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,742
You wanted me to process?
This is me processing.
251
00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:08,871
Perhaps what you are really
trying to take is all that you've lost.
252
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:11,457
Oh, sure. Where are
the starfish napkin rings?
253
00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:14,835
More importantly,
where are the SpongeBob coasters
254
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:17,421
I bought Robert for Hanukkah?
255
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:18,380
[gasps]
256
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,007
My samovar!
257
00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:21,967
Oh, that's actually mine.
258
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:24,970
- It is not.
- Babe left it to me when she died.
259
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:27,932
- Babe left it to me when she died.
- [Sol] Hey, girls.
260
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:31,894
- Sol, where are the starfish napkin rings?
- Yeah, where are they?
261
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:33,353
Uh...
262
00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:37,233
I think you put them in your studio...
the night of our luau.
263
00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:39,193
Huh, I don't remember that.
264
00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:42,488
But I also don't remember the luau,
so you could be right.
265
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,367
You need to stop looking for things!
266
00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:48,327
Well, excuse me. Why?
267
00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:50,913
Because a lot of things aren't here
268
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:54,083
and... Frankie can't find that out
right now.
269
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,584
I'm afraid to ask.
270
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,461
We're moving into a new house,
271
00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:58,838
but Frankie doesn't know
272
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,674
and Robert's been slowly
moving things out.
273
00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:04,844
You two are unbelievable.
You are still lying to her!
274
00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:06,846
This is the only lie.
275
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:08,389
Was there a luau?
276
00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:11,015
Two lies.
277
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:22,694
Better leave it off.
278
00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:25,447
I'm Mallory, and you are?
279
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,741
I'm Barry. I'm the accountant.
280
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:30,119
Hi, Barry the accountant.
Where's everyone else?
281
00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:32,705
I invited the whole office
and she's gonna be here any minute.
282
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:37,167
Maybe the e-vite
went to their spam folders.
283
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,670
Okay, but you clearly
got the e-mail, so...
284
00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:43,048
- I have very loose spam filters.
- Okay.
285
00:14:51,348 --> 00:14:53,350
Surprise!
286
00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:56,228
Are you surprised?
287
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,998
Yeah, can I talk to you outside
for a second?
288
00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:58,856
[chuckles]
289
00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:02,109
Why are you saying that
like you're going to murder me?
290
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:10,117
I thought this was just supposed to be
you and me getting high!
291
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,119
That was just a trick, idiot!
292
00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:14,914
You could have at least told me
to wear a bra!
293
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,583
Why? Now we're twinsies.
294
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:24,256
[sighs]
295
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,136
Is there a chance
Brianna would wanna take Mom?
296
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:35,017
Yeah, she's in a great mood.
Let's ask her.
297
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,603
It's unfair that Dad asked you,
since you're just out of rehab.
298
00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:40,147
And Mom's penchant
for reggaeton and late-night nachos
299
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:42,566
aren't exactly conducive
to rabbinical study.
300
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:44,985
So, I guess it's you.
301
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:50,324
Me relapsing again versus you buying
some noise-canceling headphones?
302
00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:53,327
Okay, neither one of us
is in an ideal place to take care of her.
303
00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:55,537
Me less so than you, but totally agree.
304
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:56,622
[water splashing]
305
00:15:56,705 --> 00:16:00,292
So... who's gonna tell Dad?
306
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:01,961
[groans quietly]
307
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:03,586
Exactly.
308
00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:10,028
- [Mallory gasps]
- Hi, Mallory!
309
00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:11,929
God, you scared me.
310
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:13,514
Really, that was scary?
311
00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:16,767
Because our mother is here
wearing Carly Simon's mouth.
312
00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:19,186
It's your 40th birthday.
313
00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:21,480
I couldn't not invite Mom.
314
00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:23,107
But you brought my accountant?
315
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:25,734
What, were my mammographer
and the shoe guy at Saks
316
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,653
who said I had toaster feet unavailable?
317
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:30,280
Actually, I invited your whole office.
318
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:32,032
Jesus, Mallory!
319
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:36,912
Who would want any of those duds
and sexual lepers at my party?
320
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,916
And why aren't those duds
and sexual lepers at my party?
321
00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:44,545
I'm told it has something to do
with spam filters, so...
322
00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:46,338
Hey, Brianna, quick question.
323
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,298
Happy birthday, by the way. Um...
324
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:51,093
Do you want to live with my mom?
325
00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:55,597
- Five, four, three...
- Yep, totally understand.
326
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:00,894
- [chicken clucking]
- Um...
327
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,857
- We're not having poultry, are we?
- Why, would that be awkward?
328
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:07,500
Just because they're staring at us
and we can hear them clucking?
329
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,028
No chicken tonight.
330
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,529
As a party planner must,
331
00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:13,407
I anticipated
the discomfort one might feel
332
00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:16,035
from eating something
that is also a guest at the party.
333
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:20,164
Well, your goldfish guests are extra dead.
334
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:21,915
[whispers] No!
335
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:24,626
No, I just got these today!
336
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:27,379
They've gone to a better place,
not this party.
337
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,131
[Mallory] No worries. No worries.
338
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:32,718
I'm just gonna bring out
the spectacular thing that I had planned.
339
00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:36,263
I was going to build to it,
but let's just skip the foreplay,
340
00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:38,932
move right to the orgasm,
and send everyone on their way!
341
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:41,727
That's the first thing about this party
that reflects who I am.
342
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,061
Good.
343
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:49,568
No sign of the napkin holders,
but at least now I remember the luau.
344
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,111
Oh, God.
345
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:55,824
What in God's name are you drinking?
346
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:58,702
Ah, it's a Brianndy.
347
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:01,914
It's "Brianna" and "brandy."
[inhales]
348
00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:05,709
Your sister said it was your signature,
uh, birthday cocktail, so...
349
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:08,563
At this point my signature cocktail
should be whatever John Belushi shot up
350
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:09,671
at The Chateau Marmont.
351
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:10,798
[chuckles]
352
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,467
Robert likes corn...
353
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:18,680
Hey, sticky mitts, you don't just take
someone's corn-cob holders.
354
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:22,267
A family lives here
and we're about to eat corn.
355
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:25,020
Fine. You keep it. I'll take the samovar.
356
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:29,942
No. I'm keeping the samovar,
and you can have the damn corn holders.
357
00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:32,569
Sol cuts my corn for me anyway.
358
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:36,299
Can I ask you something? I need you
to be honest. Can you do that for me?
359
00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:37,407
Unfortunately.
360
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:40,411
Why are you the only one here from work?
Do they all hate me or something?
361
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:42,663
[chuckles nervously]
362
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,623
I wouldn't say "hate".
363
00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:47,167
- Like?
- You're putting me in a real spot here.
364
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:49,086
I am a fun boss.
365
00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:51,588
And I'm always shootin' the shit
with the gang.
366
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:54,758
Maybe the gang...
367
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:57,261
didn't come to your party
out of respect for your wishes.
368
00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:59,847
You did tell us you didn't want
to celebrate your birthday.
369
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:02,099
Wanna be mad at someone,
be mad at me for showing up.
370
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,643
Well, I'm not thrilled with you.
371
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,480
And if I'm such a monster,
why are you here?
372
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:14,653
I guess I just always thought
you were a funny, smart person who...
373
00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:17,239
didn't let her guard down very often.
374
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:21,910
And no one should be alone
on their birthday, even monsters.
375
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:26,415
And... teenage boys who aren't weird
376
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:30,002
just because they're fascinated
by the Lincoln Assassination because...
377
00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:32,880
it's fascinating.
378
00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:36,418
You know something?
You're actually a pretty good guy.
379
00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:38,302
I'm glad you finally noticed.
380
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:46,185
- What are you doing?
- I'm texting my ex.
381
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,604
Like you said,
no one should be alone on their birthday.
382
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:57,571
You know, Frankie isn't the only one
that's having a problem with her hand.
383
00:19:57,654 --> 00:19:59,740
This hand gets so tired
384
00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:04,161
lugging around this gigantic
engagement ring that Jack gave me.
385
00:20:04,786 --> 00:20:08,498
Yes, I sold everything you gave me
on "I-Do-Now-I-Don't-dot-com."
386
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:12,544
It's where everyone gets rid of all
the jewelry they got during their marriage
387
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,504
that now fills them with rage.
388
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:20,177
You know, you say to me,
"Jack, teak is 2002,
389
00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:23,096
aluminum is too hot,
and wicker is for baskets."
390
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,226
I just sat down.
391
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,895
And I say to you two words:
392
00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:32,773
indoor, outdoor.
393
00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:35,067
[Jack chuckles]
394
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:39,154
Do you think the goldfish talked to Jack
and thought, "What's the point?"
395
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,698
So, Jack... Spain, huh?
396
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:43,992
Tell us about your trip with Grace.
397
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:47,162
- We didn't go to Spain.
- Well, not yet.
398
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:50,666
Thanks a lot, Frankie,
for spoiling that surprise.
399
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:52,918
We're not really great
traveling companions.
400
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:55,504
We almost killed each other
on the drive here. [chuckles]
401
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:58,173
But Grace clearly said
that you went there.
402
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,467
Well, Jack never remembers anything.
403
00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:02,719
Spain? He doesn't remember Spain?
404
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,639
What about that sangria
and all that heterosexual...
405
00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:08,016
Where the hell
are the starfish napkin rings?
406
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:12,062
I mean, napkin rings don't just get up
and move away without telling you,
407
00:21:12,145 --> 00:21:13,772
- do they, Robert?
- Grace...
408
00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:17,442
No, Robert, you don't get to say "Grace"
like that anymore,
409
00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:20,153
just to shut me up
and make your life easier.
410
00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:22,823
How do you feel about
making my life easier?
411
00:21:22,906 --> 00:21:26,159
Well, how do you feel about
being stabbed with a corn holder?
412
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:30,497
I'm sorry, everyone. Grace has not done
the hard work of moving on,
413
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:33,792
so she's still clearly
dealing with her rage.
414
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,836
Well, at least I'm dealing
with a full deck.
415
00:21:36,169 --> 00:21:39,172
You're delusional, Frankie.
They're doing it to you again.
416
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:41,550
Don't try to break up our happy family
417
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:45,095
just because you're stuck with
some dullard who's never been to Spain.
418
00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:47,139
Well, at least this very dull man,
419
00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:49,641
who never leaves
his beautifully furnished deck,
420
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:52,644
isn't secretly moving
into a new house without me.
421
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:55,147
What are you talking about?
422
00:21:55,939 --> 00:21:59,359
Robert and Sol bought a house.
They're moving in on Tuesday.
423
00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:01,403
Is that true?
424
00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:04,489
No. Wednesday at the earliest.
425
00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:06,783
When were you going to tell me about this?
426
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:11,580
Well, today, actually, because we wanted
to surprise you with the good news.
427
00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:14,499
One of the boys
is going to move in with you.
428
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:15,667
- Actually, Dad...
- Uh...
429
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:18,337
Oh, great.
Now you're trying to pass me off on them?
430
00:22:18,795 --> 00:22:20,172
I can't believe it!
431
00:22:20,255 --> 00:22:22,674
This cannot be happening to me again!
432
00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:25,344
Ta-da!
433
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:28,347
It isn't a party
until there's a seafood tower!
434
00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:30,681
[Grace gasps]
435
00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:33,643
- [Sol gasps]
- [Bud] Uh-oh.
436
00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:37,981
How long have you known this time, Sol?
437
00:22:38,398 --> 00:22:41,234
When did you start looking
for a new house?
438
00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:42,569
Um... let me think...
439
00:22:42,652 --> 00:22:44,321
The day you moved in.
440
00:22:44,404 --> 00:22:46,531
I moved in three years ago!
441
00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:48,075
[all groaning]
442
00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:50,369
Ow! Frankie! Ah!
443
00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:52,621
Somehow I knew we'd end up here.
444
00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:54,373
Jack, let's go.
445
00:22:56,124 --> 00:22:57,709
Happy Birthday, Brianna.
446
00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:01,880
I'll just leave them a card.
447
00:23:01,963 --> 00:23:04,758
I mean, their new house,
they must have a patio.
448
00:23:04,841 --> 00:23:05,884
Jack!
449
00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:10,722
- Ah, drop it!
- I think I'll go, uh, cool off the car.
450
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:14,101
I'm just taking what's mine
and getting the hell out of here.
451
00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:15,394
That is not yours!
452
00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:16,895
Yes, it is.
453
00:23:16,978 --> 00:23:20,232
Babe sent me a letter before she died
saying she wanted me to have it.
454
00:23:20,315 --> 00:23:24,736
Bullshit. She sent me a letter
saying she wanted me to have it!
455
00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:26,863
Bullshit. Just like your life.
456
00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:28,949
Just like your face!
457
00:23:29,032 --> 00:23:31,576
- It hasn't settled yet!
- [Frankie sighs]
458
00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:32,911
[Frankie] Oh, no. No, no!
459
00:23:32,994 --> 00:23:36,248
You don't get to ruin a party
and then walk away with party favors!
460
00:23:36,331 --> 00:23:39,251
I didn't ruin anything.
You did this to yourself.
461
00:23:39,334 --> 00:23:40,460
Oh, really? I did this?
462
00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:42,212
All your processing. [chuckles]
463
00:23:42,295 --> 00:23:45,632
And you managed to end up
right back where you were, but worse.
464
00:23:45,715 --> 00:23:49,261
Oh, and you went from a loveless marriage
to, oh, a loveless marriage.
465
00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:52,597
- That's showin' 'em.
- At least I didn't get stuck in this shit.
466
00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:54,558
How could you have? You ran away.
467
00:23:54,641 --> 00:23:57,853
You think your hand is paralyzed,
you should take a look at your life!
468
00:23:57,936 --> 00:24:00,897
Oh, take a look at yours, Patio Princess!
469
00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:04,526
Every person in that house
was dreading your arrival today.
470
00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:08,780
Well, then they won't mind if I leave.
471
00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:10,782
Oh, you can go, but she's staying.
472
00:24:12,909 --> 00:24:14,286
Who's she?
473
00:24:14,369 --> 00:24:16,329
Babe. She's in the samovar.
474
00:24:17,038 --> 00:24:18,457
It's her new house.
475
00:24:20,917 --> 00:24:23,670
You're telling me
I'm holding my best friend's ashes?
476
00:24:23,753 --> 00:24:26,882
No. You're holding my best friend's ashes.
477
00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:29,468
Well, why the hell didn't you tell me?
478
00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:33,138
When was I supposed to tell you,
when you didn't show up for her funeral?
479
00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:37,684
Well, I wanted to come.
480
00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:41,104
I knew Robert was...
481
00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:44,983
was gonna be there and I just...
I couldn't deal.
482
00:24:45,066 --> 00:24:48,945
Well, you missed a real banger.
The police had to break it up.
483
00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:50,155
I bet.
484
00:24:50,238 --> 00:24:51,948
[sighs]
485
00:24:54,784 --> 00:24:57,120
Why do you think she promised this
to both of us?
486
00:24:58,038 --> 00:24:59,122
I don't know.
487
00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:02,709
She always said
that I should give you a chance.
488
00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:05,003
She told me that, too.
489
00:25:07,297 --> 00:25:10,759
[car honking]
490
00:25:10,842 --> 00:25:13,094
- Well, I guess I should...
- Yeah, me, too.
491
00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:14,513
[clears throat]
492
00:25:15,555 --> 00:25:18,767
- What are you gonna do?
- I'm gonna stay here by myself.
493
00:25:19,726 --> 00:25:23,855
Oh, who am I kidding? I'll probably end up
in a retirement village.
494
00:25:28,443 --> 00:25:29,443
You keep her.
495
00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:30,904
Are you sure?
496
00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:34,658
Well, for now.
I'll come back and get her sometime.
497
00:25:36,576 --> 00:25:37,869
Will you?
498
00:26:13,446 --> 00:26:14,573
Frankie!
499
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,533
Frankie!
500
00:26:16,616 --> 00:26:18,535
Grace! Grace!
501
00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:20,036
Ah.
502
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:21,121
Oh.
503
00:26:21,204 --> 00:26:23,331
Stay there! I'll come to you!
504
00:26:23,915 --> 00:26:25,667
[Grace]
Oh, good. [gasps]
505
00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:28,086
[panting]
506
00:26:28,169 --> 00:26:29,337
We need to talk.
507
00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:31,965
You first. No, wait! I'll go first.
508
00:26:32,048 --> 00:26:35,218
I've been doing a lot of thinking
and I wasn't even high.
509
00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:38,388
Me, too. I was a little drunk,
but I think better that way.
510
00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:39,806
Oh, Grace,
511
00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:43,059
I'm sorry about the things I said.
512
00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:45,604
I said terrible things, too, Frankie.
513
00:26:46,187 --> 00:26:48,148
I'm so much better because of you.
514
00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:51,693
Me, too! And not only because
we went through hell together.
515
00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:52,861
No, because...
516
00:26:53,653 --> 00:26:55,447
because we made it back together.
517
00:26:55,530 --> 00:26:56,906
[both chuckle]
518
00:26:57,490 --> 00:27:01,578
You're my best friend and my partner,
and I... I need you.
519
00:27:01,661 --> 00:27:04,497
Oh, I need you, too.
520
00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:06,124
Ah.
521
00:27:06,207 --> 00:27:08,960
Oh. So, let's go home.
522
00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:10,170
[Frankie chuckles]
523
00:27:10,253 --> 00:27:12,589
Yeah. [clears throat]
There's just one thing.
524
00:27:12,672 --> 00:27:13,673
Um...
525
00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:16,593
I married Nick last night.
526
00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:28,104
[The Beach Boys'
"God Only Knows" playing]
527
00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:38,907
♪ I may not always love you ♪
528
00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:43,161
♪ But long as there are stars above you ♪
529
00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:47,248
♪ You never need to doubt it ♪
530
00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:51,336
♪ I'll make you so sure about it ♪
531
00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:56,424
♪ God only knows what I'd be without you ♪
532
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:03,973
♪ If you should ever leave me ♪
533
00:28:04,599 --> 00:28:07,852
♪ Though life would still go on
Believe me ♪
534
00:28:08,728 --> 00:28:12,482
♪ The world could show nothing to me ♪
535
00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:16,319
♪ So what good would living do me? ♪
536
00:28:17,153 --> 00:28:21,241
♪ God only knows what I'd be without you ♪
537
00:28:36,464 --> 00:28:37,757
[woman] Okay, good night.