1 00:00:06,131 --> 00:00:09,259 [Grace Potter's "Stuck In The Middle" playing] 2 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:16,766 ♪ Well, I don't know Why I came here tonight ♪ 3 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:20,478 ♪ Got the feelin' That somethin' ain't right ♪ 4 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:24,315 ♪ I'm so scared In case I fall off my chair ♪ 5 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:28,403 ♪ And I'm wondering How I'll get down the stairs ♪ 6 00:00:28,486 --> 00:00:32,282 ♪ And there's clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right ♪ 7 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:36,036 ♪ Here I am Stuck in the middle with you ♪ 8 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:39,998 ♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you ♪ 9 00:00:40,081 --> 00:00:43,543 ♪ Ooh ♪ 10 00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:00,810 Look who's doing the walk of shame. 11 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:01,770 Mmh. 12 00:01:01,853 --> 00:01:05,440 Brassiere is unaccounted for, stilettos in hand. 13 00:01:05,523 --> 00:01:06,941 You work it, girl. 14 00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:08,943 What the hell are you talking about? 15 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:11,613 I spent the night with my boyfriend, took a car back here. 16 00:01:11,696 --> 00:01:13,990 Like I said. Walk of shame. 17 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,158 You do you, boo. 18 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:18,453 Do we have to do this right now? I got to get to the office, boo. 19 00:01:18,536 --> 00:01:21,539 But you promised me a meeting for my Vybrant ideas. 20 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:23,917 Well, I am officially breaking my promise. 21 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:27,003 Oh, no fair. I finished your new to-do list. 22 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:29,756 I to-do-ed it all, including getting staples. 23 00:01:29,839 --> 00:01:32,550 "Staples" is the brand name of the pad I wrote the list on. 24 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:35,929 - Good, because I forgot to get staples. - [sighs] 25 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:41,434 Ever wonder why the donut has its own national day? 26 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:44,354 Ever wonder why spicy mustard has a week? 27 00:01:44,437 --> 00:01:45,772 Not for one second. 28 00:01:45,855 --> 00:01:47,941 Well, wonder no more! 29 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:51,528 "National Vibrator Day"? 30 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:55,240 It's like National Donut Day but for vibrators! 31 00:01:55,740 --> 00:02:00,078 Grace, not only will this get us tons of great publicity, 32 00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:05,333 it will also reach vaginas of all socioeconomic classes! 33 00:02:05,416 --> 00:02:06,459 [claps] 34 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:11,840 I like the enthusiasm, but vibrators aren't like donuts. 35 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:13,800 People don't bring a dozen into work. 36 00:02:13,883 --> 00:02:18,304 Because masturbation in the office isn't socially acceptable... 37 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:19,388 yet. 38 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:24,018 Okay, so... great meeting. 39 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:27,230 That wasn't a meeting. That wasn't even five minutes. 40 00:02:27,313 --> 00:02:31,359 Frankie, this is a lot of energy coming at me and I barely slept at Nick's. 41 00:02:31,442 --> 00:02:32,861 "I barely slept at Nick's." 42 00:02:33,736 --> 00:02:37,365 Bragging about your love-making is not going to stop me. 43 00:02:37,448 --> 00:02:38,533 What will? 44 00:02:38,616 --> 00:02:40,577 Nothing. I'm unstoppable. 45 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:44,956 Your robe is caught on the cabinet. 46 00:02:45,915 --> 00:02:47,834 Why does this keep happening? 47 00:02:48,459 --> 00:02:49,669 Bye! 48 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:58,178 Can you believe my monstrous housemate? 49 00:02:58,261 --> 00:03:00,054 I mean, it's our company. 50 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:04,434 Sol, how do you go about getting a national day for vibrators? 51 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:07,854 In Masturbation Month, which is May, of course. 52 00:03:07,937 --> 00:03:09,939 You'd think it would be a winter month. 53 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:14,736 But day-making isn't really my area of expertise. 54 00:03:14,819 --> 00:03:17,906 At least now that we've talked shop, I can write this brunch off. 55 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:20,950 You can't write off a free brunch made by Coyote. 56 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:22,702 [chuckles] Free? 57 00:03:22,785 --> 00:03:24,245 [both laugh] 58 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:27,123 At least he cooks us a meal when he asks for money. 59 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:29,083 How much is this going to cost? 60 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:30,960 I mean, what's on the menu? 61 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,712 Brunch is served. 62 00:03:32,795 --> 00:03:34,964 Frittata Coyota. 63 00:03:36,966 --> 00:03:38,301 Italian eggs. 64 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:39,384 This is gonna hurt. 65 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:46,017 Oh, honey, you didn't have to go to all this trouble. 66 00:03:46,100 --> 00:03:47,602 Anything for you two. 67 00:03:47,685 --> 00:03:49,562 Just tell us what you need. 68 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:53,775 What I need is for you guys to look under your seats. 69 00:03:58,613 --> 00:03:59,656 Umm. 70 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:02,742 Oh, sorry, under your plates. 71 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:10,124 What is this? 72 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:11,251 I don't get it. 73 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:13,378 It looks like a check, but it's... 74 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,213 but it's made out to me. 75 00:04:15,296 --> 00:04:17,048 I wanna start paying you guys back 76 00:04:17,131 --> 00:04:19,342 for all the money you've loaned me over the years. 77 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:21,386 How can you afford this? 78 00:04:21,469 --> 00:04:24,055 - I'm a teacher. - Right, how can you afford this? 79 00:04:24,138 --> 00:04:26,182 I'm also an extreme couponer. 80 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,851 Guess how much I paid for these slightly expired eggs? 81 00:04:29,477 --> 00:04:31,729 - You don't have to pay us back. - I do. 82 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:33,564 And I've wanted to for a long time. 83 00:04:34,148 --> 00:04:35,566 That's very sweet. 84 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:37,735 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 85 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:41,572 - Oh, honey, I'm so proud of you. - [Coyote] Hmm. 86 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:42,865 [Frankie] Oh. 87 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,492 [both chuckle] 88 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:48,746 Do you have any idea how to get a national day for a vibrator? 89 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:49,914 Oh. 90 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:52,750 I don't, but it should definitely be in May. 91 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:54,669 That's what I thought. 92 00:04:55,837 --> 00:04:59,090 So, Brianna was thinking we should send gifts to all the execs... 93 00:04:59,173 --> 00:05:00,173 Did it. 94 00:05:00,216 --> 00:05:03,469 Nice bottle of scotch and tickets to Celine Dion. 95 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:05,930 - She also wants you... - Payroll, did it. 96 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:08,516 Yep. Okay. 97 00:05:08,599 --> 00:05:10,727 Now, we need to chart out the best locations 98 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:12,538 - for our products... - Did it. Sorted by state, 99 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:15,732 cities, and areas with the least number of Denny's. 100 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,026 [softly] Wow. 101 00:05:18,109 --> 00:05:19,986 You did all that already this morning? 102 00:05:20,069 --> 00:05:21,069 Bingo. 103 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:23,239 [sighs] Where do you get the energy? 104 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:26,159 Life energizes me. The work energizes me. 105 00:05:26,242 --> 00:05:28,244 My boyfriend energizes me. [chuckles] 106 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:31,914 - How much coffee you have this morning? - Zip. Zero.Nada. 107 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:34,917 - What is going on with you, Mom? - Zip. Zero.Nada. 108 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:37,211 This is what focus looks like. 109 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:40,506 - Grace, I have big news. - Did it. 110 00:05:43,926 --> 00:05:47,305 Your midterm reviews were stellar. 111 00:05:47,388 --> 00:05:48,765 We have midterm reviews? 112 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:49,849 - No. - Yes. 113 00:05:49,932 --> 00:05:52,310 And sorry, Mal, yours are not so great. 114 00:05:52,393 --> 00:05:54,437 But Grace's are excellent, 115 00:05:54,520 --> 00:06:00,693 which is why I am giving you a promotion to co-CEO! 116 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:03,780 What the hell are you blabbing about? 117 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:08,284 See, and there is that co-CEO fire that served you so well in those reviews. 118 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,410 I have fire. 119 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:10,953 - Spill it. - Fine. 120 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:14,749 Fast Company is doing a story on "Female CEOs Over 70". 121 00:06:14,832 --> 00:06:16,667 And I think... 122 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:18,878 with this, 123 00:06:19,462 --> 00:06:20,713 we could get the cover. 124 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:23,674 So, first you mock me for my age and now you need me for it? 125 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:25,134 See, I don't see age. 126 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:26,844 - Honestly, it's sad you do. - [scoffs] 127 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:29,138 So, we're going to lie and say I'm CEO? 128 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:31,599 Yes. And you are going to be lying later today, 129 00:06:31,682 --> 00:06:34,268 - so we have a lot of prep work to do. - This is happening today? 130 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:37,313 It's called Fast Company for a reason. They move fast. 131 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,524 Also someone else fell through so we have a shot. 132 00:06:39,607 --> 00:06:40,650 Okay, I'm in. 133 00:06:41,442 --> 00:06:43,611 But on Monday I want my name on the office door. 134 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:46,781 Your name is in gigantic letters right there. 135 00:06:46,864 --> 00:06:48,032 Not my last name. 136 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:49,325 Can I get a desk? 137 00:06:50,326 --> 00:06:52,203 You have a desk. You're at it. 138 00:06:52,286 --> 00:06:53,830 Another one? No. 139 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:56,165 [camera shutter clicks] 140 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:59,877 Oh, that's so cute, Sol! 141 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:02,922 Here, let's take a picture of the two checks together. 142 00:07:03,005 --> 00:07:06,342 I'm not just taking a picture, I'm actually depositing the check. 143 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:09,512 - What? - Through an app on the phone. 144 00:07:09,595 --> 00:07:10,805 It's called mobile banking. 145 00:07:10,888 --> 00:07:13,850 Are you crazy? You're depositing his check? 146 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:16,561 Well... wait... 147 00:07:16,644 --> 00:07:18,438 - Can you do that on your phone? - Yes. 148 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:22,733 - What were you gonna do with your check? - Decoupage it like a normal person! 149 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:24,986 Children shouldn't have to pay their parents back. 150 00:07:25,069 --> 00:07:27,947 He's not a child. He's a man who wants to act like a man. 151 00:07:28,030 --> 00:07:29,991 And I, for one, am going to encourage that. 152 00:07:30,074 --> 00:07:31,409 By bleeding him dry? 153 00:07:31,492 --> 00:07:33,786 It's called holding him accountable, Frankie. 154 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:35,913 It's called being a hard-ass, Sol. 155 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:37,582 - I'm okay with that. - I'm not. 156 00:07:37,665 --> 00:07:41,544 Let's get him back here right now. We need to do a feeling circle about this. 157 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:45,506 No! No, no, no more feeling circles. 158 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:47,550 Maybe, when the children were younger, 159 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:49,844 we should have had a few less feeling circles 160 00:07:49,927 --> 00:07:51,721 and a few more hard truth circles. 161 00:07:51,804 --> 00:07:53,055 [door closes] 162 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:55,099 Sorry. Did I come at a bad time? 163 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:58,060 Yes, if you had come earlier you would have seen Sol. 164 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:00,062 I don't recognize this guy. 165 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:01,939 Oh, I've met this guy. 166 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:03,858 Another box from Wayfair? 167 00:08:03,941 --> 00:08:06,903 How many dog beds can one dog use? 168 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:08,321 Shh. 169 00:08:08,404 --> 00:08:09,614 [whispers] It's a surprise. 170 00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:11,281 [Sol] And don't sit down. 171 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:15,161 Bud and I are going wedding suit shopping. 172 00:08:15,244 --> 00:08:19,290 But Carl needs a nice long walk and so does your heart. 173 00:08:19,707 --> 00:08:24,879 And Frankie, you can do whatever you want with our son's gift and so can I. 174 00:08:24,962 --> 00:08:29,383 Have fun spending your son's money on your other son's suit! 175 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:31,511 That check won't clear until tomorrow! 176 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:33,179 - Fine, but... - [door closes] 177 00:08:33,262 --> 00:08:34,262 What the hell? 178 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:36,766 I wasn't done yelling at him yet. 179 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:38,434 Try being married to him. 180 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,895 Oh, right. Can you imagine? 181 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:42,897 Oh, right. 182 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:44,565 You just met the new Sol. 183 00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:48,152 The Sol I went to Best Buy with to buy a new TV. 184 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:51,822 Well, as I was handing over my Amex card, 185 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:55,243 he told the sales guy that we were not ready for an upgrade yet. 186 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:57,161 Well, I was ready for an upgrade. 187 00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:59,372 The same thing happened to me with Grace. 188 00:08:59,455 --> 00:09:01,415 But not with a TV, with a chainsaw. 189 00:09:02,291 --> 00:09:04,460 Hey, would you like to have a drink? 190 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:07,046 - I'll take anything with an umbrella. - Follow me. 191 00:09:07,421 --> 00:09:10,716 Make it three umbrellas. I'll Uber home. 192 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,218 Oh, God. 193 00:09:12,593 --> 00:09:16,097 "Before you drink, remember it makes your sleep apnea worse." 194 00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:17,848 Honest to God. 195 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:20,393 He's like a drill sergeant on my health. 196 00:09:20,476 --> 00:09:23,563 The other night I had a great time in this wonderful old gay bar. 197 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:25,523 All I wanted to do is tell him about it. 198 00:09:25,606 --> 00:09:29,151 All he wanted to do was scold me for having a scotch and a cheeseburger. 199 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:30,736 What kind of cheese? 200 00:09:31,779 --> 00:09:34,365 Oh, right, right. Not the point, but I feel you. 201 00:09:34,448 --> 00:09:38,244 I was really excited to tell Grace my Vybrant idea, 202 00:09:38,327 --> 00:09:42,373 and all she could focus on was how vibrators aren't like donuts. 203 00:09:42,456 --> 00:09:44,667 Ooh. What kind of donuts? 204 00:09:45,876 --> 00:09:47,211 Oh, right. Not the point. 205 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:52,300 Has Sol ever told you that you can't have this? 206 00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:55,303 Candy? Oh, yeah, not allowed. 207 00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:58,931 Oh, my friend, this is so much more than candy. 208 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:07,356 So, the article is about older women who are still dynamic in the workplace. 209 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:11,527 So, find a way to mention Snapchat and where you were during Pearl Harbor. 210 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:13,613 It's a delicate dance. 211 00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:17,908 Grace! 212 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,285 What? 213 00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:20,911 Mom, you fell asleep. 214 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:23,039 Because you're boring. 215 00:10:23,664 --> 00:10:25,541 I know how to do an interview. 216 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:29,629 Good, because Fast Company is going to be here in half an hour 217 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:32,006 and it needs to be shock and awe, so pull it together. 218 00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:40,306 [sighs] 219 00:10:40,514 --> 00:10:41,514 [gasps] 220 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:53,110 You need some help? 221 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:55,446 - I'm fine. - Mom, I can open it. 222 00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:59,075 - Oh, it's just... The arthritis is... - It's okay. 223 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:00,427 No one can open child-proof caps. 224 00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:01,887 - Wh... - Except my children. Give it. 225 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:02,912 [Grace gasps] 226 00:11:04,538 --> 00:11:07,083 - Seriously? - It's nothing. 227 00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:10,878 It's totally something. Why are you taking those? 228 00:11:10,961 --> 00:11:14,131 Just two in the morning for a little kick. 229 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:16,467 You were prescribed two a day? 230 00:11:16,550 --> 00:11:19,470 I don't know the exact dose. They're Arlene's. 231 00:11:19,553 --> 00:11:21,597 You stole them from Arlene? 232 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,015 She doesn't like them. 233 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,812 Mom, if you took two this morning, why are you taking more now? 234 00:11:27,895 --> 00:11:31,023 I need a little pick-me-up if I'm gonna nail this interview. 235 00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:34,068 Like you have a cup of coffee in the afternoon, 236 00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:35,861 and then you have five more cups. 237 00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:39,949 Except when I order a chai latte, I don't need a note from my doctor. 238 00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:42,368 Well, if you start to crash, try one. 239 00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:44,453 After about 20 minutes, you're really poppin'. 240 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,789 I've tried them. I have a kid with ADD. 241 00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:48,708 Right, the boy. I know him. 242 00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:52,253 - Then you know he isn't 80 years old. - Which is why I need it. 243 00:11:52,336 --> 00:11:55,089 I mean, who can deal with all this shit at 80? 244 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,967 I am a man. 245 00:11:59,176 --> 00:12:01,011 If I sit on a chair... 246 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:04,473 I become a chairman. 247 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:06,642 But of what? 248 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:10,730 [chuckles] I want to say balloons, but I know that's not right. 249 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:12,606 - I love balloons. - Oh. 250 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:15,651 - I love red balloons, blue balloons. - [softly] I... 251 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,069 I'm good on pot. 252 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:19,113 Oh, you are! Who knew? 253 00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:20,114 [sniffs] 254 00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:21,699 I want to smell balloons. 255 00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:24,618 [both laughing] 256 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,163 I'm so tired. 257 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:31,000 - Why did I ever wait this long to try it? - You waited for me. 258 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:34,003 - This is our time, Robert. - We are. 259 00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:36,046 [laughs] 260 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:39,383 Did I tell you that I love your idea? 261 00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:43,387 Which one? 262 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:48,017 I love your idea of donut day for vibrators. 263 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,100 Yes. 264 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:51,604 Oh, but I can't do it. 265 00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:55,024 - Grace just stands in my way. - Oh, forget about Grace. 266 00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:56,901 May I ask you, 267 00:12:56,984 --> 00:13:00,821 did Alexander Graham... Cracker 268 00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:04,408 need anyone's permission to invent the cotton gin? 269 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:08,579 [chuckles] He didn't invent the cotton gin. 270 00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:11,874 - Oh. - But I don't know how to make a day. 271 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,961 Just do an Internet. 272 00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:20,049 Oh, my God. Have you always been this wise? 273 00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:21,926 - Oh. - I think I have. 274 00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:25,179 "Tomorrow is National Vibrator Day. 275 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:31,936 Free vibrators and donuts to anyone who retweets this!" 276 00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:33,646 - That's the stuff! - [sighs] 277 00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:36,649 Oh, wait, I just posted that on Bud's Facebook wall. 278 00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:38,359 Now, I'll tweet it. 279 00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:40,402 Let me help you. 280 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,321 - No. - [both laugh] 281 00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:48,619 1998, I started this company in a shoe box on Juniper Street. 282 00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:49,829 We had nothing. 283 00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,956 Bootstraps. Concrete walls. 284 00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:54,041 One year later. Boom. 285 00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:56,585 Our face cream had a two percent market-share. Boom. 286 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:59,088 Eleven straight quarters of growth. 287 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:00,171 Boom. 288 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,091 - Impressive. - Boom. 289 00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:03,717 What made you so successful? 290 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:06,470 Energy, tenacity, zest, vigor. 291 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:09,515 - Did I say zest? It's worth saying twice. - [laughs] 292 00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:13,435 - Wow, you really go a mile a minute. - I go five miles and I never get tired. 293 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,896 [sighs] Let's have a staring contest. Don't blink. 294 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,189 Uh... okay. 295 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:23,404 You're blinking. 296 00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:25,905 A lot. 297 00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:29,076 What the hell? 298 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:32,580 Oh, I forgot to tell you a little thing. 299 00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:34,707 - Mom's on drugs. - Well, yeah. 300 00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:36,750 - New drugs. - [laughs] I won! 301 00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:38,585 [laughs] 302 00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:40,629 - [Grace laughs] - Hmm. 303 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:45,050 [Robert] I take the sandwich, 304 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:49,680 and then I take the tuna from the other half of the sandwich, 305 00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:54,310 and I take out the two pieces of bread and throw them away. 306 00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:57,479 That's just a handful of tuna. 307 00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:58,856 Exactly. 308 00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,902 What were we talking about? 309 00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:03,985 The leather bar. 310 00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,028 No, no, no. 311 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:07,448 It was leather night in a regular bar. 312 00:15:07,531 --> 00:15:09,158 I can't see you in leather. 313 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:11,035 [chuckles] I wasn't wearing leather. 314 00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:13,162 Wait. Wait. 315 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:17,625 Now... you are. 316 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:18,792 Whoa, Daddy. 317 00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,377 Wow. 318 00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:23,172 I feel like the wild one. 319 00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:26,342 I think the look needs a hat. 320 00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:29,803 In fact, we both should be wearing hats. 321 00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:31,013 [whispers] Yes. 322 00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:36,936 [both] Yes. Yes. Yes. 323 00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:38,520 - [Frankie laughs] - Yes. 324 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:39,438 [both laugh] 325 00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:40,790 What do you mean she took a bunch? 326 00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:42,918 Don't know. She took two this morning, one in front of me, 327 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,628 and she might've taken another after I left. 328 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:48,113 You let her take that? What? Did you open the bottle for her, too? 329 00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:51,659 Uh... Mmh. 330 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:53,911 Try to knock me down. 331 00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:57,122 - Excuse me? - Come on. Try to knock me down. 332 00:15:57,206 --> 00:16:00,376 She means, try to knock her down in this business. 333 00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:03,796 - 'Cause no one can, right, Grace? - I'm sure Elena has to go now. 334 00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:06,465 You've given her so much already. So, so, so much. 335 00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:08,467 But I have more to say. 336 00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:11,178 Sometimes, in an interview, it's about what you don't say. 337 00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:13,639 Yeah. So, let's do some don't saying. 338 00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:15,683 We haven't even gotten to the juicy stuff yet. 339 00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:18,602 - There's juicy stuff? - Oh, you have no idea. 340 00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:21,605 - Mom. Mommy. Grace. - I had to come back to save the company 341 00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:23,190 - at 80-years-old. - Mommy. 342 00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:26,235 - Oh, fun. - Brianna was running the company. 343 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:28,278 - I was. - Into the ground. 344 00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:30,990 We have some financial issues, but are dealing with them. 345 00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:32,074 This one works for free. 346 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:35,577 Don't get me wrong, she doesn't have any experience. 347 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,663 I paid for her degree. She didn't use it. 348 00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:42,751 Anyway, I brokered a deal with Starling Hotels to save us from Chapter 11. 349 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,169 I did set up that deal. 350 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:46,088 You were willing to give up our name. 351 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,716 [chuckles] What's a company without its name? Nothing! 352 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,884 And she's the smart one. 353 00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:54,072 - [Grace] You got that? - [interviewer] I did. Yeah. 354 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,597 [doorbell rings] 355 00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:01,311 China Bucket's in the house! 356 00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,064 Whoa! That's a lot. 357 00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,650 Don't worry, we'll get it down. Come on in. 358 00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,318 Let me give you a tip. 359 00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:09,987 [Frankie] No, no, no, Robert! 360 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,239 This is the new way. 361 00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:16,535 - [phone camera clicks] - [snickers] 362 00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:19,121 - Now we email him the money shot. - [laughs] 363 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:22,207 How about we do it the old way, just one last time. 364 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,792 Oh. 365 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,837 My husband would kill me if he knew I was eating all this fried food. 366 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,673 Then he'll kill you if you eat the Sesame Chicken. 367 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,926 It's technically fried and candied. 368 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,970 Are you lying to me right now? 369 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,264 I never lie about Chinese food. 370 00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:39,767 So it's like a fried candy bar? 371 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,226 But it's chicken. 372 00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:45,481 Shut up. 373 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,149 [chuckles] 374 00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:48,901 [breathing shakily] 375 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:52,905 Oh, hey! Where the hell have you two been? 376 00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:55,365 I did it. I got us the cover. 377 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,159 Congratulations. 378 00:17:57,242 --> 00:18:00,662 I'm so happy for you and your company that you saved single-handedly. 379 00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:04,625 What's with the attitude? I did exactly what you asked me to. 380 00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:05,793 Huh! 381 00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:08,712 I don't remember asking you to call me incompetent 382 00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:11,048 and to take all the credit for everything. 383 00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:13,717 Mal, do you remember me doing that? 384 00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:17,554 I wouldn't know. I'm too dumb to understand anything. 385 00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,229 [laughing] 386 00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:28,148 What? 387 00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:31,693 This tableau right here is Sol's worst nightmare. [laughs] 388 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,570 - Oh, Sol, Shmol. - [Robert sniffs] 389 00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,197 - Let me ask you something. - Hmm. 390 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:39,243 If one of your girls wrote you a check to pay back all the money they owed you, 391 00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:41,078 - would you cash it? - Sure. 392 00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:45,499 I'd use the money to buy ice skates, because hell would've frozen over. 393 00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:46,458 [laughs] 394 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:49,670 - That wasn't even that funny. - [Robert laughs] 395 00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:51,630 But I'm going to laugh anyway. 396 00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,842 - [Robert sniffs, laughs] - Wait, no, here it comes. 397 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,970 - No, nothing. - Oh. 398 00:18:58,053 --> 00:18:59,888 [bell chimes] 399 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,890 - What was that? - Your doorbell. 400 00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:04,059 - Come in! - [bell chimes] 401 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,310 Oh, that's me. 402 00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:10,315 Hey, 22 retweets! 403 00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:13,861 I actually started a Vibrator Day. 404 00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:16,113 Will children get the day off from school? 405 00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:18,991 [laughs] 406 00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:20,659 No, I'm serious. 407 00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:23,829 No, the hell-frozen-over joke just hit me. 408 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:28,667 I think all this food made my high go away. 409 00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:33,005 - Hey, you want to watch Get Smart? - You're still high. 410 00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:36,842 Oh, careful. 411 00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:41,305 God forbid Carl should eat any food not prepared by Sol. 412 00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,058 Where is Carl? 413 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,396 [Frankie chuckles softly] 414 00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:50,479 Carl! 415 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:54,943 Carl! 416 00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:57,487 - Carl! - Here, boy. 417 00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,072 Carl! 418 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:00,324 Carl! 419 00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:03,702 - Does he have a last name? - I never asked! 420 00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,330 Oh, my God, he's not here. Frankie, he's not here! 421 00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:10,751 Don't worry, if he got out, somebody will look at the tags on his collar and call. 422 00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:15,631 Carl! 423 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:17,674 Carl Bergstein! 424 00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:19,384 Carl Bergstein! 425 00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:22,596 [sighs] 426 00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:28,518 Okay, I get it. I... I was a little over the top. 427 00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:30,853 [clicks tongue] 428 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,024 You're not actually packing up your desk? 429 00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:35,400 Sure I am. 430 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:38,737 You saved the company and I almost destroyed it. 431 00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:40,906 - So, why would I stay? - Oh, come on. 432 00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:44,576 I told a good story and now we have the cover. 433 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,411 A good story for who? 434 00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:51,208 All right, I'm sorry if I stepped on your toes. 435 00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:53,877 You took a pipe to our knees. 436 00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:56,041 - [Grace sighs] - And that's not even the worst part. 437 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:59,341 Okay, I also took too many of those stupid pills. 438 00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:00,777 She's not talking about the pills. 439 00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,511 She's talking about why you came back here. 440 00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,846 I came back here because you needed my help. 441 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:07,224 That's how you're going to justify this? 442 00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:08,684 - Yeah. - [Brianna] Really? 443 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:11,186 So, that first day, when you had that meeting behind my back, 444 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:14,856 was that really to get an early start or was that just to humiliate me? 445 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:18,568 I was trying to teach you that you have to work a little harder to be a success. 446 00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:20,821 You weren't trying to teach me how to be better. 447 00:21:20,904 --> 00:21:23,824 You were trying to teach me you were better, and you did an excellent job. 448 00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:25,367 You saved your legacy. 449 00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:29,997 It's not that you said all those terrible things. 450 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,291 It's that you actually believe them. 451 00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,296 Wow. 452 00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:41,008 [softly] Yeah... wow for us, too. 453 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,011 [exhales] You're right. I... 454 00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:46,680 [sighs] 455 00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:51,226 I guess I was trying to prove that even though I'm 80, 456 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,519 I'm better than everyone. 457 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:57,649 And I guess that included both of you, and I'm so sorry. 458 00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:59,568 I never should've done that. 459 00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:03,965 - What's happening? - Don't know. 460 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:06,199 She said she was sorry, then I blacked out. 461 00:22:06,783 --> 00:22:07,826 What are you doing? 462 00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:10,787 I am going home and I don't think I should come back. 463 00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:12,205 Is this a trick? 464 00:22:12,622 --> 00:22:13,623 [chuckles] 465 00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:17,669 No. I mean, look, I'll always be there if you need me, but... 466 00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:22,215 this is your company and I'm done telling you what to do. 467 00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:23,842 Okay, now I know this is a trick. 468 00:22:24,551 --> 00:22:26,136 What about your legacy? 469 00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:29,348 I'm looking at it. 470 00:22:31,558 --> 00:22:33,852 Can I give you one last bit of advice? 471 00:22:33,935 --> 00:22:37,522 Start paying your sister because she works really hard. [inhales] 472 00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:38,898 [exhales] 473 00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:44,488 Mom. Aren't you forgetting something? 474 00:22:44,571 --> 00:22:47,532 Oh, yeah, you want my restroom key. 475 00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:48,867 Mom! 476 00:22:48,950 --> 00:22:50,452 [sighs] 477 00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:54,289 Fine. Fine. 478 00:22:55,832 --> 00:22:57,167 [Grace sighs] 479 00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:02,339 [elevator dings] 480 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:04,508 We're splitting those. 481 00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:07,594 Oh. Carl? 482 00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:10,138 Carl? 483 00:23:11,848 --> 00:23:12,849 Carl. 484 00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:15,435 - Carl. - [door closes] 485 00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:17,104 Carl? 486 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:18,229 [sighs] 487 00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:19,981 What are you still doing here? 488 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:21,608 Uh... We... 489 00:23:21,691 --> 00:23:24,027 [stutters] We didn't finish our fight! 490 00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:27,072 Well, what else did you want to say about it? 491 00:23:27,155 --> 00:23:29,116 I don't know. I have to look at my notes. 492 00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:31,952 You won't believe the retorts I've compiled. 493 00:23:32,035 --> 00:23:33,203 Wait a minute. Where's Carl? 494 00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:36,289 Carl wanted to go out. 495 00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:39,835 It seems he wanted some alone time, but he didn't tell Robert. 496 00:23:39,918 --> 00:23:42,838 He keeps a lot of secrets. I mean, what is his last name? 497 00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:45,424 Oh, my God. You lost my dog? 498 00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:47,217 He couldn't have gone far. 499 00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:49,219 How could you two let this happen? 500 00:23:49,302 --> 00:23:52,681 And where did all this Chinese food come from? 501 00:23:52,764 --> 00:23:54,474 These are all good questions. 502 00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:57,644 If I had my list of retorts, I could start answering them. 503 00:23:57,727 --> 00:23:59,104 - Are you high? - Yes, 504 00:23:59,187 --> 00:24:01,106 but only 'cause Robert couldn't drink. 505 00:24:01,189 --> 00:24:02,274 Robert's high? 506 00:24:02,357 --> 00:24:04,484 Why do you think there's so much Chinese food? 507 00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:05,986 Robert ate Chinese food?! 508 00:24:06,069 --> 00:24:08,488 Carl did not. Robert was adamant about that. 509 00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:10,157 So let me get this straight. 510 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,950 You got my husband high, 511 00:24:12,033 --> 00:24:15,120 you fed him a bunch of fried food, and then you lost my dog? 512 00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:17,330 I don't know if it was in that order. 513 00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:20,584 I cannot believe how irresponsible you are. 514 00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:24,546 I never thought I'd see the day where Coyote is the mature one. 515 00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:26,590 Hey, don't you start ragging on my son. 516 00:24:26,673 --> 00:24:28,133 I'm ragging on you. 517 00:24:28,216 --> 00:24:31,011 And wait until I get a hold of Robert. 518 00:24:31,094 --> 00:24:32,304 Now, excuse me, 519 00:24:32,387 --> 00:24:34,931 - I'm going to look for my dog! - [doorknob clicks] 520 00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:38,477 - [door closes] - Hey-hoo. [chuckles] 521 00:24:38,935 --> 00:24:40,020 Did you get a nice suit? 522 00:24:40,353 --> 00:24:41,730 - [Robert chuckles] - Oh. 523 00:24:42,522 --> 00:24:44,274 - Thank God. - [Robert chuckles] 524 00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:55,577 Does he seem angry 525 00:24:55,660 --> 00:25:00,457 or am I in that phase of being high where you're really paranoid? 526 00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:02,459 No. He's super pissed. 527 00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:05,253 [sighs] 528 00:25:09,716 --> 00:25:12,344 [door opens and closes] 529 00:25:12,427 --> 00:25:18,058 Frankie, why do we have thousands of requests for free vibrators and donuts? 530 00:25:18,141 --> 00:25:21,603 What do you mean? There were just 22 retweets an hour ago. 531 00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:26,858 Oh, yeah, well, Kareena G retweeted it to her 11.5 million followers. 532 00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:29,194 And 50,000 of them retweeted it! 533 00:25:29,277 --> 00:25:31,655 Oh, wow! That's just great! 534 00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:35,659 How are we going to get the money to pay for all this? 535 00:25:37,702 --> 00:25:39,037 Did you know... 536 00:25:41,164 --> 00:25:44,084 you can just send this right to the bank? 537 00:25:44,167 --> 00:25:46,294 ["Stay In My Corner" playing] 538 00:25:51,841 --> 00:25:57,138 ♪ I won't always be a winner, babe ♪ 539 00:25:58,431 --> 00:26:02,727 ♪ In fact, I'm bound to burn ♪ 540 00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:09,859 ♪ All these bumps in the road, dear ♪ 541 00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:12,153 ♪ They're just lessons we learned ♪ 542 00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:14,155 ♪ We learned ♪ 543 00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:17,701 ♪ We learned ♪ 544 00:26:18,535 --> 00:26:22,998 ♪ Stay in my corner, babe ♪ 545 00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:30,630 ♪ Stay in my corner, please ♪ 546 00:26:37,804 --> 00:26:39,389 [woman] Okay, good night.