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♪ Well, I don't know
Why I came here tonight ♪

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♪ Got the feelin' That
somethin' ain't right ♪

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♪ I'm so scared In case
I fall off my chair ♪

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♪ And I'm wondering How
I'll get down the stairs ♪

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♪ And there's clowns to the
left of me Jokers to the right ♪

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♪ Here I am Stuck in
the middle with you ♪

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♪ Yes, I'm stuck in
the middle with you ♪

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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

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Ready?

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Here we go.

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Behold. The Ménage à Moi.

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Oh, my God, it's beautiful.

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And so light.

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It's like I'm holding a cloud.

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Yeah, that can vibrate
and give you orgasms.

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Mmm.

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Oh, my God, the glow-in-the-dark
control buttons were a great idea.

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Thank you.

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And can we talk about
this soft-grip gel sleeve,

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Ms.
Stroke-of-Friggin'-Genius?

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Look how easily the angles change.

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Mmm.

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Oh, we did this, Frankie.

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We said we were gonna
do it and we did it.

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Yeah! Thanks to Jacob.

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What did he do?

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Oh, yeah! Mr. Money Bags.

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Have you talked to him yet
about the terms of the loan?

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Of course I did.

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And what are they?

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It's... you know... 72.

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As in, percent? As in, interest?

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It's an FDA glass-ceiling mortgage.

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It's all FICA, Grace.

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Okay, I better call him myself.

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No!

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I'll walk you through it later.

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We've got a prototype to try out.

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What do you say we give
these bad boys a trial run

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and then compare notes?

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Here? In the same room?

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No. Not in the same room.

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I mean, I'm open to
it, if that's your jam.

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That is not my jam. Nothing
could be further from my jam.

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Then, how about this?

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I do it whenever, you do it whenever,

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and then we meet up whenever.

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That's more my jam.

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- It's pretty exciting, huh?
- Yeah.

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Oh, it's so quiet.

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God. You know what I just thought?

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Wow. I have not spoken
to my cousin since...

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a very long time.

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You know, maybe I should call her now,

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you know, while I'm thinking about it.

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Let's call my cousin too.

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Hello.

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Good morning.

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Good morning.

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So, did you get in
touch with your cousin?

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I did.

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We had a very satisfying conversation.

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I'm going to make a point
of calling more often.

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Just between you and me,

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that thing could give
Jacob a run for his money.

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He can't change angles as quickly.

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And mama's got angles.

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Look.

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It didn't aggravate
my arthritis one bit!

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The Ménage à Moi, it
works très magnifique.

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Orgasms and pancakes
with all the fixings!

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Best day ever.

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So when does the money truck pull up?

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Whoa, slow down. It doesn't
matter that we know it's great.

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We gotta have other women
try it and give us feedback.

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But we don't have a
budget for focus groups.

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I could call a few of my friends.

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No. I know your friends.

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Get them all together in a room

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and we'd end up with a doobie-smoking
vibrator orgy on our hands.

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You don't smoke during
an orgy. Use your head.

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It has to be an impartial
group. We need unbiased opinions.

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Where do we find those women?

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Hang out at Home Town Buffet and

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hand them out to older
women at the soft serve bar?

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Which is delicious, by the
way, but strangely small cones.

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You remember Arlene, don't you?

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Sure. She was one of the mean
girls you used to hang out with.

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Arlene was never mean.
I always thought of her

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like one of those sweet birds that
lives on the back of a crocodile.

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Don't disparage crocodiles
by comparing them to

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old Puss Face and the gang.

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She doesn't see Puss Face anymore.

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She's joined a women's social
group called The Daytimers.

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They meet once a week for lunch.

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You know, go on field
trips, that sort of thing.

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Hmm. Sounds like our target market.

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Target market?

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You've been tossing
around fancy terms lately.

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I googled "business words."

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If I'm gonna be taken
seriously as an entrepreneur,

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I should start sounding like one.

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Hostile takeover. Vested interest.

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File not found.

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Where are the jelly beans?

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You finished them with your eggs
yesterday, but I have gummy bears.

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Who puts gummy bears on pancakes?

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God. Okay. Enough.

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This little piggy is done.

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I'm glad you enjoyed it.

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Sol's become quite the pizza maven.

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He's even managed to make my special
whole-wheat, low-fat, gluten-free,

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soy cheese pizza taste
quite... terrible!

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It's still terrible!

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Look at you two. So happy.

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And why not? A beautiful, new home.

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And retirement, what,
just around the corner?

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I wouldn't say around the corner.

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I've rounded the corner and parked.

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I'm really confused
about this corner now.

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We're gonna get Bud up to speed

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before we turn the firm over completely.

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Sol goes in three days a
week and I don't go in at all.

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Sounds like someone's just
dragging his huaraches.

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I'm this close to convincing him.

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You need to be to convinced to retire?

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All I've ever wanted to be is retired.

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Whenever I see a Walmart
greeter, I think: "Lucky bastard."

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Robert's been bribing me
with promises of traveling.

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We've never even been to
Gettysburg. Can you believe that?

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I was thinking Spain,

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but a blood-soaked battlefield

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haunted with memories of
dead boys could be fun.

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Speaking of wars, did I
mention that I'm directing 1776?

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What? Where?

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At the New Lear Community
Theater of La Jolla.

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I love 1776! Sol, tell
him how much I love 1776.

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He loves 1776.

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♪ I say vote yes ♪

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♪ Vote yes ♪

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♪ Vote for independency ♪

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Robert! I didn't know you could sing.

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You have a very good voice.

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Did you know he could sing like that?

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Oh, sure. When we go out in the car,

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he always puts on the
show-tunes station.

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Makes it impossible to
carry on a conversation.

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And sometimes I want
to jump out the window.

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But he does have an excellent voice.

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Robert, you have to audition.

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- Oh, no, I don't think so.
- I'm serious.

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The same people get cast over and over.

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Some of them are tired and
not good, and I hate them.

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I love musical theater,

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but I don't think that I
could ever actually perform.

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Stop it. You'd be terrific.

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Sol, I want you to come audition, too.

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Both of you say that
you will, right now.

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Me? Oh, no.

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Thanks for asking, but I
don't really think of myself

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as much of an actor.

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Didn't you two act straight for decades?

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Sol, maybe we should audition.

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Ah, "Hickory..."

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lends a traditional smoky
flavor and classic aroma."

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Move over, mesquite. Looks like
you're not the only game in Pizzatown.

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Want to come with me on a hickory hunt?

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How could I not?

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Guess what?

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We're auditioning for 1776.

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What?

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You have only to prepare a song

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I just signed us up on
the New Lear website.

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I'm gonna do "The Impossible Dream."

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Robert, I don't know, it's a
little out of my comfort zone.

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Isn't that the reason to do it?

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To do the things we've never done?
Come on. Let's have an adventure.

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You have talked about
widening our social circle.

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That's right. And you know, theater
folk are an interesting bunch.

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Entertaining, creative types.

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Left-brained.

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And more fun than our
old lawyer friends.

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Big drinkers, the theater
crowd. Big, big drinkers.

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They celebrate life.

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You know, I was in
Carousel in junior high.

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- I didn't know that.
- Oh, yes.

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I played Enoch Snow, Jr.

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Very small role, but
everyone said I stood out.

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It might have been because
I was 14 and six feet tall,

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but I remember the experience fondly.

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Maybe it's time to
trod the boards again.

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That's the spirit!

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I know exactly what I'm
going to sing for my audition.

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"Leaving on a Fast Train."

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Jet plane.

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No, a fast train.

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Grace, it is so sweet of you
and Frankie to have us all over.

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Coming to the beach is such a treat.

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And we're all so curious about
this business you two are starting.

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We're so excited to hear what
all of you think about it.

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Okay, ladies.

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If you all will take a seat,
make yourselves comfortable,

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we can get started.

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Frankie and I really appreciate
your coming out here today.

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We just can't wait to tell
you what we've been up to.

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- Excuse me, Grace?
- Yes?

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Before you begin, I'd like
to ask everyone to stand

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and join hands as we bow
our heads and thank the Lord

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for bringing us together
on this beautiful day.

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Heavenly Father, our hearts
are so filled with joy today.

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- Amen.
- Thank you, Lord.

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Praise Jesus.

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Hear us, Lord,

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as we give you thanks for bringing
Grace and Frankie into our lives.

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We ask that you give
us strength, O Lord,

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to help our new friends in any
way we can with their new endeavor.

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We ask this in your name. Amen.

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- Amen.
- Uh...

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Arlene, how do you know these women?

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Oh, well, I recently
joined St. Erik Lutheran.

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This is my prayer group.

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Jesus Christ.

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I can't wait to hear all
about this product of yours.

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Okay.

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Oh!

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Cookies! We forgot to put out the...

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Frankie, mind helping
me with the cookies?

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Why, are they made of bricks?

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So funny. We'll be right back.

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Okay.

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Oh, my God.

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Grace? Grace, did you
catch that religion thing?

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Since I'm not deaf like
you are, yes, I did!

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What are we gonna do?

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There's a strong rip current today.

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I'm going to walk right into the
ocean and be on my way to Hawaii.

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Let me handle it.

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I've been waiting my whole life to
talk to a bunch of Bible-thumpers

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about my naughty bits.

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No and no. I'm gonna do it.

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I have to do it.

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I've got to do it. I hope you're
getting a kick out of this.

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Who are you talking to?

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I don't think it's gonna fit.
Careful, 'cause that's glass.

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Thank you.

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So, you brought the little guys.

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Yeah, the sitter got her days
mixed up, so I hope that's okay.

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Well, I made reservations
at Juniper & Ivy,

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but I guess maybe
Chuck E. Cheese instead?

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Funny. They'll be fine.

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Hey... you two.

253
00:12:14,242 --> 00:12:16,077
They have names.

254
00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:17,286
I know.

255
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:18,538
What are they?

256
00:12:20,748 --> 00:12:23,668
Well, that's Little Round
Head and Big Round Head.

257
00:12:23,751 --> 00:12:25,253
- Jesus, Bree.
- What, I'm their aunt.

258
00:12:25,336 --> 00:12:26,963
I can't have sweet nicknames for them?

259
00:12:28,865 --> 00:12:29,699
Whoa.

260
00:12:31,843 --> 00:12:32,677
What?

261
00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:36,597
Why are they staring at me?

262
00:12:37,932 --> 00:12:40,309
They're babies. Babies stare at things.

263
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:42,937
Are they gonna burst
out crying for no reason?

264
00:12:43,020 --> 00:12:44,814
There's always a reason.

265
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:48,025
And can I ask what the
fuck is wrong with you?

266
00:12:48,109 --> 00:12:49,694
What?

267
00:12:49,777 --> 00:12:52,989
Okay, look, I get it. We all
get it. You don't want children.

268
00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:55,199
Doesn't mean you get
to be shitty about mine.

269
00:12:55,283 --> 00:12:58,327
- Mal, I was joking.
- No, it's not funny.

270
00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:01,289
It used to be sort of amusing,
like, "Oh, that's just you,"

271
00:13:01,372 --> 00:13:02,748
but now it's just mean.

272
00:13:02,832 --> 00:13:05,337
And I'm starting to think
there's something really,

273
00:13:05,361 --> 00:13:06,761
truly wrong with you.

274
00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:08,421
Ouch.

275
00:13:08,504 --> 00:13:11,632
Yeah, that's how you
make me feel all the time.

276
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:15,303
- Okay, I'm sorry.
- I don't want your apology.

277
00:13:15,386 --> 00:13:17,972
I just want you to stop
being a dick about my kids.

278
00:13:18,055 --> 00:13:22,768
And if you can't, I don't
want you around them. Okay?

279
00:13:24,561 --> 00:13:25,896
Okay.

280
00:13:26,105 --> 00:13:27,899
Enjoy your lunch.

281
00:13:30,735 --> 00:13:32,028
Wow.

282
00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:34,655
Um...

283
00:13:34,739 --> 00:13:38,200
Well, I'd like to tell you a
little something about myself

284
00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:42,079
and how this whole thing got started.

285
00:13:42,163 --> 00:13:46,500
Ten years ago, I was diagnosed
with osteoarthritis in both wrists.

286
00:13:47,543 --> 00:13:48,794
You know, it's very common.

287
00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:52,715
Happens as we age, wear and tear.

288
00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:54,717
Only God is perfect, right?

289
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,218
- Amen.
- That's right.

290
00:13:56,845 --> 00:14:00,181
I'm curious, do any of you
have hand or wrist issues?

291
00:14:00,264 --> 00:14:01,557
Oh, yeah.

292
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:05,269
My hands are so stiff in the
morning, I can't even open them.

293
00:14:05,353 --> 00:14:09,023
I have to run hot water over
them just to get them going.

294
00:14:09,106 --> 00:14:10,816
Oh, bless your heart.

295
00:14:11,943 --> 00:14:13,945
And how do they feel
after you masturbate?

296
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:21,410
Oh! Oh, no, no, no. It's
okay. You're in a safe place.

297
00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:24,163
No, this is like a...

298
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:26,999
It's like a sanctuary, so to speak.

299
00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:28,668
Um...

300
00:14:29,252 --> 00:14:31,921
So, does it aggravate the condition?

301
00:14:32,004 --> 00:14:36,467
You know, swelling or pain after you...

302
00:14:36,550 --> 00:14:40,054
After you masturbate, she's saying.

303
00:14:41,055 --> 00:14:42,306
Praise His name.

304
00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:49,563
Probably not your typical
topic of discussion, I imagine,

305
00:14:50,147 --> 00:14:51,315
at your prayer group.

306
00:14:52,733 --> 00:14:54,151
Which is understandable.

307
00:14:54,235 --> 00:14:55,736
I mean, um...

308
00:14:55,820 --> 00:14:58,197
Jesus tap dancing Christ!

309
00:14:58,281 --> 00:15:00,866
Grace, could we just
pass these out right now?

310
00:15:00,950 --> 00:15:02,952
Get this show on the road!

311
00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:04,161
All right.

312
00:15:04,245 --> 00:15:07,415
All of you just, um...
reach down into the bag,

313
00:15:07,498 --> 00:15:09,959
and you'll find a little goodie in there

314
00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:13,546
that might make you feel... born again.

315
00:15:17,633 --> 00:15:19,137
What is it?

316
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,595
Oh, we call it a Ménage à Moi.

317
00:15:21,679 --> 00:15:22,888
It's a vibrator.

318
00:15:22,972 --> 00:15:24,932
- But not just any vibrator.
- Yeah.

319
00:15:25,016 --> 00:15:28,728
No, it's designed specifically
for the older adult woman

320
00:15:28,811 --> 00:15:31,105
with hand or wrist issues.

321
00:15:31,188 --> 00:15:34,483
So, what would you
like us to do with it?

322
00:15:35,487 --> 00:15:37,695
What do you think they
want us to do with it?

323
00:15:38,696 --> 00:15:43,326
I had a feeling this morning. I had
a feeling. Don't go to the beach.

324
00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:44,577
Come on, Carol.

325
00:15:44,660 --> 00:15:47,371
Let's get out of here before
they tie us to our chairs

326
00:15:47,455 --> 00:15:49,248
and force us to watch blue movies.

327
00:15:49,332 --> 00:15:51,542
No. Oh, please, no, don't go.

328
00:15:51,625 --> 00:15:53,002
Lord.

329
00:15:54,086 --> 00:15:58,090
Oh, Arlene, I'm so sorry. I honestly
didn't mean to offend anybody.

330
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:00,009
It's okay.

331
00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:03,137
We'll stop off at
Chili's on our way home.

332
00:16:03,220 --> 00:16:06,265
A molten lava cake will calm them down.

333
00:16:13,747 --> 00:16:15,733
You know, separate from this,

334
00:16:15,816 --> 00:16:18,110
I think I could hang out with Carol.

335
00:16:22,239 --> 00:16:23,574
Peter! Come in. Come in.

336
00:16:23,657 --> 00:16:25,576
Hope I'm not disturbing you guys.

337
00:16:25,659 --> 00:16:27,828
Is Sol here? I don't see his car.

338
00:16:27,912 --> 00:16:29,830
No, he's out foraging for hickory wood.

339
00:16:30,915 --> 00:16:32,291
Long story. Come in, please.

340
00:16:32,375 --> 00:16:34,502
Oh, thanks, but I'm
only here for a minute.

341
00:16:34,585 --> 00:16:36,629
I come bearing news.

342
00:16:37,380 --> 00:16:40,383
I have the distinct
pleasure of informing you

343
00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:42,259
that you have been cast as John Adams

344
00:16:42,343 --> 00:16:45,304
in the New Lear Theater’s
production of 1776!

345
00:16:45,388 --> 00:16:47,723
Ah! Oh, my God!

346
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,141
Oh!

347
00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:50,434
I don't believe it!

348
00:16:50,518 --> 00:16:52,395
Oh, don't be modest.

349
00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:54,438
You blew everyone away.

350
00:16:54,748 --> 00:16:57,650
We are all so excited
about having you with us.

351
00:16:57,733 --> 00:17:01,445
Except Evan Price. He thought he
was just gonna be handed the role.

352
00:17:01,529 --> 00:17:02,822
- Fuck him.
- Okay.

353
00:17:02,905 --> 00:17:04,824
So, uh, what now?

354
00:17:04,907 --> 00:17:08,202
I mean... I'm sorry, I'm just
trying to process all this.

355
00:17:08,285 --> 00:17:10,371
- Sol! Who's Sol playing?
- Hmm.

356
00:17:10,454 --> 00:17:12,790
Yeah. He wasn't cast.

357
00:17:12,873 --> 00:17:14,500
- No?
- Mm-mm.

358
00:17:14,583 --> 00:17:15,835
Nothing?

359
00:17:15,918 --> 00:17:18,629
Oh, come on. Not
understudy to Ben Franklin?

360
00:17:18,712 --> 00:17:20,798
- Nope.
- Background Congressman?

361
00:17:20,881 --> 00:17:23,968
- Sorry.
- Silent Man with spittoon?

362
00:17:24,051 --> 00:17:26,512
Look, I love Sol to death.

363
00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:28,681
You know I do.

364
00:17:28,764 --> 00:17:31,308
But, Robert, his singing voice?

365
00:17:31,392 --> 00:17:32,852
Flatter than West Texas.

366
00:17:32,935 --> 00:17:35,604
And even the most basic dance moves.

367
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,314
Watching him was like...

368
00:17:37,398 --> 00:17:40,484
You know how when a
baby horse is first born

369
00:17:40,568 --> 00:17:43,446
and it tries to get up and
walk around for the first time?

370
00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:46,574
- All spindly and...
- Yeah, I get the picture. Yeah. Oh.

371
00:17:47,199 --> 00:17:51,537
Look, I'm sorry, Robert. I know
it's just community theater,

372
00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:54,790
and gay community theater at
that, but even we have standards.

373
00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:58,210
I understand, but listen,
he could be back any moment,

374
00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:00,463
we've gotta figure out
the best way to tell him.

375
00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:04,508
I was thinking that the best way to
tell him would be for you to do it.

376
00:18:04,592 --> 00:18:07,303
But you're the director.
Isn't that the director's job?

377
00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:10,639
Quite honestly? This is
my first directing gig.

378
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:13,809
I'm not familiar with the
subtleties of the job yet.

379
00:18:20,858 --> 00:18:23,027
Congratulations, Mr. Adams!

380
00:18:23,110 --> 00:18:24,737
Thank you.

381
00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:28,866
And good luck.

382
00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:35,247
You did good today.

383
00:18:35,789 --> 00:18:37,166
No, I didn't.

384
00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:38,250
Nah, you didn't.

385
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:39,919
But don't beat yourself up.

386
00:18:40,002 --> 00:18:44,089
I bet the first focus group for
anal beads was a disaster, too.

387
00:18:44,173 --> 00:18:47,426
You don't understand.
We have a huge problem.

388
00:18:47,510 --> 00:18:48,636
You saw what happened.

389
00:18:48,719 --> 00:18:52,473
One word: "masturbation,"
and they are outta here.

390
00:18:52,556 --> 00:18:55,059
It's not like I gave a demonstration.

391
00:18:55,142 --> 00:18:58,395
Hey, that's their problem, not
ours. We have a great thing here.

392
00:18:58,479 --> 00:18:59,980
I know that. You know that.

393
00:19:00,898 --> 00:19:03,317
I want the entire Midwest to know it.

394
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,110
I want the South to know it.

395
00:19:05,194 --> 00:19:07,404
But how do we get them to listen?

396
00:19:07,488 --> 00:19:09,490
They clearly don't
want to talk about it.

397
00:19:10,741 --> 00:19:12,868
I didn't want to talk about it.

398
00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:14,286
I know those women.

399
00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:16,455
I was one of them.

400
00:19:16,539 --> 00:19:17,957
I know why they're upset.

401
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:20,376
Wait. Are you ashamed
of what we're doing here?

402
00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:22,211
Because if you are, tell me and we will

403
00:19:22,217 --> 00:19:24,060
shit-can this whole thing right now.

404
00:19:24,255 --> 00:19:25,548
No, it's just...

405
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:27,396
how do we get people

406
00:19:27,405 --> 00:19:31,338
to try a product that no one
will admit they want or need?

407
00:19:31,845 --> 00:19:34,223
- I wouldn't say "no one."
- What?

408
00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:36,892
One of the vibrators is missing.

409
00:19:38,519 --> 00:19:40,145
Hello. I brought takeout.

410
00:19:40,229 --> 00:19:43,148
Frankie, your car is in
the middle of the street.

411
00:19:43,232 --> 00:19:47,194
Oh, fuck, I left my car in
the middle of the street!

412
00:19:47,278 --> 00:19:49,572
Ooh! Nice.

413
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:52,157
Oh, wow, it's a lot lighter than...

414
00:19:53,367 --> 00:19:55,202
Who cares? Mine. It's
a lot lighter than mine.

415
00:19:56,745 --> 00:19:58,581
Is that Chinese food?

416
00:19:59,290 --> 00:20:00,124
It is.

417
00:20:01,125 --> 00:20:04,753
No. No. No! Mom.

418
00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:08,132
You: "Hey, can you come by for
dinner tonight? Smiley face."

419
00:20:08,215 --> 00:20:10,467
Me: "Sure, I'll bring...
What would you like?"

420
00:20:10,551 --> 00:20:13,470
You: "Anything. Don't care. Wink face."

421
00:20:13,554 --> 00:20:15,097
That's the trouble with texting.

422
00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:18,642
If we had had an actual conversation,
you would know that "anything"

423
00:20:18,726 --> 00:20:20,894
means "anything but Chinese."

424
00:20:20,978 --> 00:20:25,691
Too tired to be mean, so I'm gonna
go with: "Sure. That makes sense."

425
00:20:26,275 --> 00:20:27,318
Bad day?

426
00:20:27,783 --> 00:20:28,826
The usual.

427
00:20:29,324 --> 00:20:30,325
Really?

428
00:20:31,238 --> 00:20:33,866
Mallory called. She told me
what happened in your office.

429
00:20:33,949 --> 00:20:36,201
She said you acted like a real bitch.

430
00:20:36,285 --> 00:20:38,245
God, she's such a tattletale.

431
00:20:40,664 --> 00:20:42,672
How far on her side
are you as of right now?

432
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:44,376
Pretty far.

433
00:20:45,502 --> 00:20:46,920
I can turn you.

434
00:20:50,674 --> 00:20:53,052
Found it! Hickory.

435
00:20:53,135 --> 00:20:55,846
I had to go all the way to Escondido.

436
00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:59,516
- Here. Smell.
- Very nice.

437
00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:01,810
What's the matter?

438
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:03,520
Sol... sit down.

439
00:21:05,272 --> 00:21:06,273
Okay.

440
00:21:06,357 --> 00:21:09,401
Actually, before you sit,
could you put the log down?

441
00:21:15,115 --> 00:21:16,241
Robert, what is it?

442
00:21:16,325 --> 00:21:20,120
I have something to tell
you, but I'm not sure how.

443
00:21:20,204 --> 00:21:21,747
Then just tell me.

444
00:21:22,898 --> 00:21:24,041
Yes, um...

445
00:21:24,124 --> 00:21:25,918
I...

446
00:21:26,001 --> 00:21:26,835
It's...

447
00:21:27,753 --> 00:21:29,588
- Well...
- Oh, God.

448
00:21:30,130 --> 00:21:31,215
You slept with Grace!

449
00:21:31,298 --> 00:21:33,467
No! I did not sleep with Grace!

450
00:21:33,550 --> 00:21:34,843
Oh! Thank God.

451
00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:37,888
Okay. While you were
out, Peter stopped by...

452
00:21:37,971 --> 00:21:39,014
You slept with Peter?!

453
00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:41,016
I did not sleep with Peter.

454
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:42,685
I didn't sleep with anyone.

455
00:21:43,143 --> 00:21:45,145
Peter left some disappointing news.

456
00:21:45,229 --> 00:21:49,316
Oh... We didn't get cast, did we?

457
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:52,403
Well, actually, I got cast...

458
00:21:53,028 --> 00:21:56,323
in a lead role of John Adams.

459
00:21:56,990 --> 00:21:58,784
That's amazing!

460
00:21:59,451 --> 00:22:01,286
I am so proud of you!

461
00:22:01,370 --> 00:22:05,207
- You're going to be a perfect John Adams!
- Well...

462
00:22:06,375 --> 00:22:09,128
- Did I get anything?
- No.

463
00:22:09,211 --> 00:22:10,921
I'm sorry, honey, you weren't cast.

464
00:22:11,004 --> 00:22:12,047
Oh.

465
00:22:12,610 --> 00:22:13,611
Okay.

466
00:22:16,009 --> 00:22:16,969
Nothing?

467
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:20,305
Not Congressional Custodian, hmm?

468
00:22:21,682 --> 00:22:23,100
Leather-Apron Guy?

469
00:22:23,183 --> 00:22:25,853
Sol, there were only 26 male roles.

470
00:22:25,936 --> 00:22:28,272
- Well, I...
- You're disappointed, of course.

471
00:22:28,355 --> 00:22:31,066
No, no, I'm fine. It was just a lark.

472
00:22:31,775 --> 00:22:34,403
Twenty-six male roles?

473
00:22:34,486 --> 00:22:38,157
Hon, look, I know this was something
we were planning to do together.

474
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:40,033
So if you don't want
me to do it, I won't.

475
00:22:40,117 --> 00:22:43,078
Don't be ridiculous. You have to do it.

476
00:22:43,162 --> 00:22:44,288
You're John Adams!

477
00:22:44,371 --> 00:22:47,332
- Are you sure? Because if you say no...
- Stop.

478
00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:51,170
I'm happy to play another role.

479
00:22:52,045 --> 00:22:54,840
The role of supportive spouse.

480
00:22:56,508 --> 00:22:57,843
Thank you, my love.

481
00:23:01,930 --> 00:23:02,931
What?

482
00:23:03,682 --> 00:23:06,059
Nothing, I... I just...

483
00:23:07,269 --> 00:23:09,855
I really thought my
dancing would carry me.

484
00:23:11,231 --> 00:23:13,150
We were supposed to have an adult lunch.

485
00:23:13,233 --> 00:23:15,235
Why would you bring
Thing One and Thing Two?

486
00:23:15,319 --> 00:23:17,696
Why do people think they can
bring their children everywhere?

487
00:23:17,779 --> 00:23:20,240
You hated it when people
brought children to parties.

488
00:23:20,949 --> 00:23:23,452
That's true. This is
different. It's your family.

489
00:23:23,535 --> 00:23:25,120
Oh, please. Mom, you're just like me.

490
00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:26,085
When that phone rings

491
00:23:26,102 --> 00:23:27,993
and you see it's Mallory,
what is your first thought?

492
00:23:27,998 --> 00:23:29,708
It's Mallory, I should pick up.

493
00:23:29,791 --> 00:23:31,543
But then you say a little prayer.

494
00:23:31,627 --> 00:23:35,672
"Please God, don't let her ask me
to watch her innumerable children."

495
00:23:35,756 --> 00:23:38,967
Yeah, maybe. It's just
she has so many of them.

496
00:23:39,051 --> 00:23:41,386
Ha! You are on my side!

497
00:23:41,470 --> 00:23:42,971
I didn't say that.

498
00:23:43,055 --> 00:23:45,758
Mom, I just broke up with a guy.

499
00:23:45,844 --> 00:23:47,554
Shouldn't I be able to
talk to my sister about it

500
00:23:47,559 --> 00:23:49,770
without watching babies
hanging from her boobs?

501
00:23:49,853 --> 00:23:52,731
Look, I think everybody can
agree babies are terrible.

502
00:23:52,814 --> 00:23:54,942
Don't share that with your sister.

503
00:23:56,443 --> 00:23:57,986
You know what else she said to me?

504
00:23:58,070 --> 00:24:01,240
She actually said that she
didn't want me around them.

505
00:24:01,323 --> 00:24:06,370
That there's something wrong with
me. Like I'm broken or something.

506
00:24:14,628 --> 00:24:16,505
- Mommy?
- Huh?

507
00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:18,298
Why so quiet?

508
00:24:19,550 --> 00:24:21,426
- I'm avoiding land mines.
- Wait.

509
00:24:21,510 --> 00:24:23,512
You think there's
something wrong with me?

510
00:24:25,681 --> 00:24:29,726
Look, why don't you try pretending
that you adore those kids?

511
00:24:29,810 --> 00:24:32,604
That you think they're the
cutest things in the world.

512
00:24:32,688 --> 00:24:33,814
Why should I?

513
00:24:33,897 --> 00:24:36,692
Because Mallory is a mother
with a tribe of children.

514
00:24:36,775 --> 00:24:39,626
She's not the younger sister
who used to stay up with you and

515
00:24:39,676 --> 00:24:40,493
braid your hair

516
00:24:40,529 --> 00:24:42,072
and talk about boys.

517
00:24:42,155 --> 00:24:43,115
Mom, we never did that.

518
00:24:44,157 --> 00:24:46,910
- Well, what were you doing up there?
- Smoking.

519
00:24:47,619 --> 00:24:51,248
God, I miss smoking.
And I miss that Mallory.

520
00:24:51,331 --> 00:24:54,710
Well, that Mallory's up to her
neck with dirty diapers and spit-up.

521
00:24:54,793 --> 00:24:56,300
You just have to accept that.

522
00:24:56,362 --> 00:24:58,667
Otherwise you're not gonna
have any relationship.

523
00:24:58,672 --> 00:25:00,966
But I want a relationship with her.

524
00:25:01,049 --> 00:25:03,385
Then suck it up and
be nice about the kids.

525
00:25:07,055 --> 00:25:07,931
All of them?

526
00:25:08,432 --> 00:25:09,725
Pick two to start.

527
00:25:09,808 --> 00:25:12,019
Two? That's half.

528
00:25:14,396 --> 00:25:17,566
So remember when we were kids
and we'd get into a huge fight,

529
00:25:17,649 --> 00:25:21,361
and then we'd sit down and
talk it through? Remember?

530
00:25:21,445 --> 00:25:23,488
No. You'd just beat the crap out of me

531
00:25:23,572 --> 00:25:26,325
and eventually we'd forget
what we were fighting about.

532
00:25:26,408 --> 00:25:28,702
Well, do you want to
try to talk it out now?

533
00:25:28,785 --> 00:25:31,455
Well, I don't want the crap
beat out of me, so, sure.

534
00:25:31,538 --> 00:25:33,707
Cool. Okay.

535
00:25:33,790 --> 00:25:36,835
So, um, I just need you to know

536
00:25:36,918 --> 00:25:39,087
that I actually do love your kids.

537
00:25:39,171 --> 00:25:40,547
Because they're your kids.

538
00:25:40,631 --> 00:25:42,674
You've got a very
weird way of showing it.

539
00:25:42,758 --> 00:25:44,509
I know, right?

540
00:25:47,220 --> 00:25:49,097
Look, I am who I am, Mal.

541
00:25:49,181 --> 00:25:51,266
I mean, I'm never going
to be good with them.

542
00:25:51,350 --> 00:25:54,394
I can't pretend that their
dumb stories make any sense.

543
00:25:54,478 --> 00:25:56,598
And I'll always gag when they get

544
00:25:56,685 --> 00:25:58,935
that gross dirt thing
under their runny noses.

545
00:25:58,940 --> 00:26:01,234
But when they're teenagers,

546
00:26:01,318 --> 00:26:05,197
and can clean themselves
and speak correctly,

547
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:08,700
they are mine. I mean, they're
going to love their Auntie Bree.

548
00:26:09,534 --> 00:26:12,621
- Yeah?
- Yeah. I don't hate your children.

549
00:26:13,705 --> 00:26:15,499
I just miss my sister.

550
00:26:16,083 --> 00:26:17,918
I miss my sister, too.

551
00:26:18,001 --> 00:26:18,928
You just wait.

552
00:26:18,936 --> 00:26:21,958
I mean, I'm going to pass along
everything that Frankie taught me.

553
00:26:21,963 --> 00:26:25,926
How to roll a tight joint.
Steer a car only using your feet.

554
00:26:26,009 --> 00:26:27,511
Read aloud from Henry Miller.

555
00:26:27,594 --> 00:26:29,846
- Classy.
- Just the dirty stuff.

556
00:26:29,930 --> 00:26:32,891
Okay. My children are
not to go near you.

557
00:26:32,974 --> 00:26:34,893
Not gonna be able to
keep them away from me.

558
00:26:37,229 --> 00:26:38,563
So, are we okay?

559
00:26:39,648 --> 00:26:41,066
Only time will tell.

560
00:26:41,149 --> 00:26:43,610
Okay, I am gonna beat
the crap out of you.

561
00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:53,328
What are you doing?

562
00:26:53,412 --> 00:26:56,081
I'm picking the peas
out of my fried rice.

563
00:26:56,164 --> 00:26:58,667
Please don't put them in your nose.

564
00:27:00,919 --> 00:27:02,295
It's Arlene.

565
00:27:03,338 --> 00:27:05,382
Oh, God, what is she doing here?

566
00:27:05,465 --> 00:27:08,654
♪ Shall we gather at the river ♪

567
00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:09,828
Stop it.

568
00:27:15,058 --> 00:27:18,311
- Hi.
- Arlene, come in, please.

569
00:27:19,104 --> 00:27:21,440
I'm sorry about yesterday.

570
00:27:21,523 --> 00:27:23,900
- I should have warned you.
- Don't be sorry.

571
00:27:23,984 --> 00:27:26,153
There's no reason to be sorry.

572
00:27:26,236 --> 00:27:29,865
Listen, I took one of
the vibrators home and...

573
00:27:29,948 --> 00:27:33,243
Ah-ha! I think I know who
took one of the vibrators.

574
00:27:33,994 --> 00:27:36,997
And love it.

575
00:27:38,123 --> 00:27:40,167
There's no other way to say it.

576
00:27:40,250 --> 00:27:44,463
It awakened something in me
that I thought was long dead.

577
00:27:44,546 --> 00:27:47,257
Oh, Arlene, that's
exactly how I felt, too.

578
00:27:47,340 --> 00:27:50,969
I never even realized how
much I missed, you know, it.

579
00:27:52,679 --> 00:27:54,264
How I've missed it.

580
00:27:54,347 --> 00:27:56,933
How did you like those three
glow-in-the-dark buttons?

581
00:27:57,017 --> 00:27:58,018
That was my idea.

582
00:27:58,101 --> 00:28:00,979
Love, love, and love.

583
00:28:01,688 --> 00:28:04,983
How about the gel sleeve,
Arlene, huh? Any wrist pain?

584
00:28:05,067 --> 00:28:08,403
No. In fact, I think
my hearing's improved.

585
00:28:08,487 --> 00:28:10,238
I think mine has, too!

586
00:28:10,322 --> 00:28:11,448
Yours hasn't.

587
00:28:11,531 --> 00:28:15,911
So, I am gonna need a few
of these for my prayer group.

588
00:28:15,994 --> 00:28:17,662
Well, that's why I came by.

589
00:28:17,746 --> 00:28:19,028
You're kidding? Those women?

590
00:28:19,084 --> 00:28:21,780
I thought we were gonna
get stoned by vibrator!

591
00:28:21,833 --> 00:28:25,003
Well, it was a pretty quiet drive home.

592
00:28:25,086 --> 00:28:27,255
But then I got phone
calls later that night.

593
00:28:27,339 --> 00:28:30,801
So, I'm gonna need three
of these. Actually, four.

594
00:28:30,884 --> 00:28:35,055
Doreen is on the fence, but I think
I can get her to see the light.

595
00:28:35,138 --> 00:28:38,683
Oh, you two are doing God's work.

596
00:28:38,767 --> 00:28:39,976
What did she say?

597
00:28:40,060 --> 00:28:42,395
We're doing God's work!

598
00:28:42,479 --> 00:28:44,231
Amen, sister.

599
00:28:46,608 --> 00:28:49,569
♪ Something's got a hold on me ♪

600
00:28:49,653 --> 00:28:54,199
♪ Oh, something's got a hold on me ♪

601
00:28:54,282 --> 00:28:56,034
♪ Let me tell you, children ♪

602
00:28:56,118 --> 00:29:00,705
♪ It picked me up And
then it turned me around ♪

603
00:29:00,789 --> 00:29:05,710
♪ I said something's
got a hold on me ♪

604
00:29:05,794 --> 00:29:09,381
♪ Oh, you'll notice
Something's got a hold on me ♪

605
00:29:09,464 --> 00:29:14,344
♪ Talk about Oh, something's
got a hold on me ♪

606
00:29:14,427 --> 00:29:16,263
♪ I feel all right now ♪

607
00:29:16,346 --> 00:29:20,892
♪ It picked me up And
then it turned me around ♪

608
00:29:20,976 --> 00:29:25,480
♪ I said something's got a hold on me ♪

609
00:29:25,564 --> 00:29:28,900
- ♪ Oh, it got a hold
- ♪ It got a hold, it got a hold on me ♪

610
00:29:28,984 --> 00:29:30,944
- ♪ My love ♪
- ♪ It got a hold, it got a hold on me ♪

611
00:29:31,027 --> 00:29:33,363
- ♪ The Holy Ghost got me now ♪
- ♪ It got a hold, it got a hold on me ♪

612
00:29:33,446 --> 00:29:36,116
♪ And I don't care How
you feel about me... ♪

613
00:29:36,992 --> 00:29:38,535
Okay, good night!