1 00:00:12,598 --> 00:00:16,225 ♪ Well, I don't know Why I came here tonight ♪ 2 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:20,309 ♪ Got the feelin' That somethin' ain't right ♪ 3 00:00:20,328 --> 00:00:24,082 ♪ I'm so scared In case I fall off my chair ♪ 4 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:28,403 ♪ And I'm wondering How I'll get down the stairs ♪ 5 00:00:28,494 --> 00:00:31,820 ♪ And there's clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right ♪ 6 00:00:31,826 --> 00:00:35,656 ♪ Here I am Stuck in the middle with you ♪ 7 00:00:35,662 --> 00:00:39,666 ♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you ♪ 8 00:00:39,672 --> 00:00:41,321 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 9 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:45,219 10 00:01:04,288 --> 00:01:06,916 Come on. Come on. Come on! 11 00:01:08,790 --> 00:01:10,333 Frankie. 12 00:01:10,815 --> 00:01:11,816 Frankie. 13 00:01:12,584 --> 00:01:14,377 Frankie. Wake up! 14 00:01:15,892 --> 00:01:17,852 I'm not sleeping. I'm not sleeping! 15 00:01:17,936 --> 00:01:19,395 You were snort-snoring. 16 00:01:19,479 --> 00:01:22,440 Because I was up all night painting. 17 00:01:23,274 --> 00:01:26,569 Oh, but I am totally focused on the business. 18 00:01:26,653 --> 00:01:28,113 I'm a laser beam. 19 00:01:28,196 --> 00:01:30,240 Chhh! 20 00:01:30,323 --> 00:01:31,866 Hello. Sorry to keep you waiting. 21 00:01:31,950 --> 00:01:34,786 It's a busy morning. New copy machine. 22 00:01:34,869 --> 00:01:36,162 I'm Derrick Flout. 23 00:01:36,246 --> 00:01:38,373 Derrick, very nice to meet you. 24 00:01:38,456 --> 00:01:40,333 So nice to meet you, Derrick. 25 00:01:40,416 --> 00:01:41,459 Likewise. 26 00:01:41,543 --> 00:01:46,506 So, uh, you should know what I do is accept your loan application, 27 00:01:46,589 --> 00:01:49,843 or not, and hand it over to the underwriting department, 28 00:01:49,926 --> 00:01:51,845 most likely located in another state. 29 00:01:51,928 --> 00:01:53,680 Got it. Okay. 30 00:01:54,013 --> 00:01:56,843 Well, I'm... I'm Grace Hanson, and this is... 31 00:01:56,898 --> 00:02:00,186 And I am Frankie Bergstein, head of Creative. 32 00:02:00,270 --> 00:02:03,565 And, um... this is our business plan. 33 00:02:03,648 --> 00:02:07,235 - Very comprehensive. - Thoroughly proofread. 34 00:02:07,318 --> 00:02:08,611 "Vybrant." 35 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:11,781 Spelled with a "Y" for extra fun! 36 00:02:12,407 --> 00:02:16,202 We make vibrators specifically designed for older women... 37 00:02:16,786 --> 00:02:20,039 um, that take into account their... 38 00:02:20,123 --> 00:02:22,876 all their issues, like, um... 39 00:02:23,459 --> 00:02:25,420 poor eyesight and arthritis... 40 00:02:25,503 --> 00:02:26,921 Tender vaginal tissue. 41 00:02:28,131 --> 00:02:29,090 That's important. 42 00:02:29,174 --> 00:02:30,508 I let her say that. 43 00:02:31,467 --> 00:02:33,219 Actually, there's no stopping her. 44 00:02:33,303 --> 00:02:37,348 Okay, uh, so we don't need to discuss 45 00:02:37,432 --> 00:02:39,976 every vivid detail of the business. 46 00:02:40,059 --> 00:02:44,230 Got it, Derrick. Well, we would like a $75,000 loan, 47 00:02:44,314 --> 00:02:49,277 and we're hoping for 3.45 percent rather than the usual 4.1. 48 00:02:50,069 --> 00:02:51,905 I'm assuming this would be a short-term loan? 49 00:02:51,988 --> 00:02:53,239 No, we'd like ten years. 50 00:02:53,323 --> 00:02:54,199 - Ten years? - Mm-hmm. 51 00:02:55,450 --> 00:02:56,534 Uh-huh. 52 00:02:57,577 --> 00:02:59,120 And you'd be paying that back... 53 00:02:59,203 --> 00:03:01,122 Well, within ten years. 54 00:03:01,956 --> 00:03:03,625 As is common in a ten-year loan. 55 00:03:04,584 --> 00:03:07,462 And we'll throw in a free vibrator for your lady friend 56 00:03:07,545 --> 00:03:10,131 after you give us the $75,000. 57 00:03:10,965 --> 00:03:11,799 Uh-huh. 58 00:03:11,883 --> 00:03:12,926 With batteries. 59 00:03:13,009 --> 00:03:14,802 Very nice. Thank you. 60 00:03:14,886 --> 00:03:16,012 Yeah. 61 00:03:16,095 --> 00:03:20,600 So... I don't think that a ten-year loan 62 00:03:20,683 --> 00:03:22,852 would be prudent at this time. 63 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:24,229 For our bank. 64 00:03:24,604 --> 00:03:25,438 With you. 65 00:03:26,022 --> 00:03:27,440 Well, uh... 66 00:03:27,649 --> 00:03:29,817 Would a seven-year loan be prudent? 67 00:03:29,901 --> 00:03:32,403 I'm not sure seven is realistic. 68 00:03:32,987 --> 00:03:36,115 What do you think is prudently realistic? 69 00:03:36,699 --> 00:03:38,785 Somewhere in the one-year range. 70 00:03:40,048 --> 00:03:41,383 I'm not the accountant here, 71 00:03:41,389 --> 00:03:46,000 but that doesn't seem like much of a range, Derrick. 72 00:03:46,584 --> 00:03:50,546 I've done the break-even analysis and it's gonna take at least four years to... 73 00:03:53,091 --> 00:03:55,426 Oh, my God. I know what's going on here. 74 00:03:55,510 --> 00:03:59,639 Me too. This is about you being afraid of female sexuality. 75 00:04:00,556 --> 00:04:03,810 You're one of those bankers who's never read Our Bodies, Ourselves. 76 00:04:03,893 --> 00:04:05,937 It was banned at my school, but one of my friends had it. 77 00:04:06,020 --> 00:04:08,982 Oh, so you did read it? I'm confused. 78 00:04:09,065 --> 00:04:11,567 He's not gonna give us a loan because he thinks we're too old. 79 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:15,363 Too old? I was blasting Drake all the way here. 80 00:04:15,446 --> 00:04:16,739 You know what this is? 81 00:04:17,365 --> 00:04:19,993 Ageist. Ageist bullshit! 82 00:04:20,076 --> 00:04:23,470 Ladies, there are many, many factors that go into loan decisions. 83 00:04:23,476 --> 00:04:25,873 Oh, I'm sure. There's how old you are, 84 00:04:25,957 --> 00:04:27,917 there's how many birthdays you have left... 85 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:29,711 How much pubic hair you have left. 86 00:04:29,794 --> 00:04:31,379 See? No stopping her. 87 00:04:31,462 --> 00:04:33,965 Come on, Frankie, let's get out of here. 88 00:04:34,048 --> 00:04:36,592 I'm going to paint a very unflattering portrait of you. 89 00:04:36,676 --> 00:04:39,929 Here's a flyer for my art show. You can see it there. 90 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:43,975 - And if you want to buy it: 75 large. - Come on. 91 00:04:48,980 --> 00:04:52,317 Okay. Okay. We have to go to a different bank. 92 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:53,776 That's what we have to do. 93 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:56,029 They all need breaking up anyway. 94 00:04:56,112 --> 00:04:57,780 We'll start with this one. 95 00:04:57,864 --> 00:04:59,907 We'll form an old lady gang. 96 00:05:00,325 --> 00:05:02,285 We're creaky, but tough. 97 00:05:02,368 --> 00:05:03,786 We're forgetful, but fierce. 98 00:05:03,870 --> 00:05:06,331 Gravity may be no friend of ours, 99 00:05:06,414 --> 00:05:08,958 but that doesn't mean our bottom line will bottom out. 100 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:11,294 Right. It's so insulting. 101 00:05:12,378 --> 00:05:14,422 Do we look like we're about to die? 102 00:05:15,214 --> 00:05:18,384 Do we look like we're senile and can't remember anything? 103 00:05:19,228 --> 00:05:20,354 Where is the car? 104 00:05:20,470 --> 00:05:23,389 I thought you were paying attention. 105 00:05:23,473 --> 00:05:26,100 I told you to take a picture of the space. 106 00:05:26,184 --> 00:05:27,643 I did! 107 00:05:30,271 --> 00:05:31,898 I left my phone in the bank. 108 00:05:33,316 --> 00:05:34,817 With my keys. 109 00:05:35,485 --> 00:05:38,404 This is going to be a weird double goodbye with Derrick. 110 00:05:38,488 --> 00:05:39,614 Come on. 111 00:05:48,998 --> 00:05:53,044 Well, but couldn't we just sit down and talk, you know, face-to-face? 112 00:05:53,711 --> 00:05:55,004 Uh-huh. 113 00:05:56,130 --> 00:05:59,217 Well, youth is fleeting and you have a weird laugh. 114 00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:02,303 Another no. This one Googled us. 115 00:06:02,386 --> 00:06:04,931 She knows our combined age is 146. 116 00:06:05,014 --> 00:06:07,100 Well, then time to call Tomato Bank. 117 00:06:08,309 --> 00:06:10,019 What is that, some farmer's market thing? 118 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:13,397 Tomato Bank is Chinatown's most easy-going loan service. 119 00:06:13,481 --> 00:06:15,358 My friend Guang works there. 120 00:06:15,441 --> 00:06:17,360 Well, he'll probably say "no," too. 121 00:06:17,443 --> 00:06:18,986 Only he'll say it in Chinese. 122 00:06:22,073 --> 00:06:24,575 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Are you going to do the dishes? 123 00:06:24,659 --> 00:06:27,036 Two days. I need two days. 124 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,488 And then after the art show 125 00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:31,661 I will call the banks, I will revisit the dishes. 126 00:06:31,666 --> 00:06:32,792 I don't think you understand. 127 00:06:32,875 --> 00:06:36,045 You have paintings to finish, but I have to walk into that gallery 128 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:38,881 with a loan that I can shove in our families' faces. 129 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:40,800 I think you're missing the point of my art show. 130 00:06:41,592 --> 00:06:42,885 No, I'm not. 131 00:06:44,679 --> 00:06:47,181 Okay, everyone, come in, come in. 132 00:06:47,265 --> 00:06:49,016 Ooh! 133 00:06:49,100 --> 00:06:51,423 - And this is the entrance way. - Wow. 134 00:06:51,429 --> 00:06:52,937 That could be a study. 135 00:06:53,020 --> 00:06:54,856 - Are you squeaking? - Yeah, it's my shoes. 136 00:06:54,939 --> 00:06:57,483 - And this is the living room, of course. - What are they? 137 00:06:57,567 --> 00:06:58,978 - Golf shoes. - Why? 138 00:06:59,025 --> 00:07:00,103 I'm breaking them in. 139 00:07:00,142 --> 00:07:01,696 Because not only does he teach band... 140 00:07:01,779 --> 00:07:05,241 I am also coach of the girls' golf team. Thank you, staff cuts. 141 00:07:06,534 --> 00:07:10,413 And, uh... this is a fireplace, of course. And it works. 142 00:07:10,496 --> 00:07:13,541 - So are you kids going to Mom's opening? - Yeah. 143 00:07:13,624 --> 00:07:14,834 - Oh, boy. - We'll be there. 144 00:07:14,917 --> 00:07:15,835 - I'll be there. - Of course. 145 00:07:15,918 --> 00:07:19,547 We found this house on Zillow and it was built in 1928. 146 00:07:19,630 --> 00:07:21,048 Now, if you'll follow me, please. 147 00:07:21,132 --> 00:07:22,550 - Is Mitch coming? - Who's Mitch? 148 00:07:22,633 --> 00:07:24,927 Oh! That's your husband who doesn't come to anything. 149 00:07:25,011 --> 00:07:27,930 Okay, I'm sorry he didn't show up at your dog's birthday party. 150 00:07:28,014 --> 00:07:29,807 He was busy bringing life into this world. 151 00:07:29,891 --> 00:07:30,725 Not an excuse. 152 00:07:30,808 --> 00:07:33,102 And this is the bedroom. 153 00:07:36,481 --> 00:07:38,191 - Are you coming? - Yeah, I'll be there. 154 00:07:38,274 --> 00:07:40,860 Why do you look wistful? You never look wistful. 155 00:07:40,943 --> 00:07:43,779 I can look wistful. I have moments of wist. 156 00:07:46,115 --> 00:07:48,659 I miss your stupid mom and I don't want her to be mad at me anymore. 157 00:07:48,743 --> 00:07:50,620 That's the fireplace again. 158 00:07:50,703 --> 00:07:52,205 She's my ride-or-die bitch. 159 00:07:52,288 --> 00:07:53,498 Well, good. 160 00:07:53,581 --> 00:07:56,876 Because Frankie should have the support of her family. 161 00:07:56,959 --> 00:07:58,461 And Allison. 162 00:07:58,544 --> 00:08:00,796 Ooh, the new lady! Then I will bring Barry. 163 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:03,216 Because he's been bugging me to spend more time with the family 164 00:08:03,299 --> 00:08:06,052 and now everyone will be so focused on what a loser Allison is 165 00:08:06,135 --> 00:08:09,733 - that I'll just slide him in unnoticed. - Over here is where we'll cook things. 166 00:08:09,811 --> 00:08:11,224 Allison is fantastic. 167 00:08:11,307 --> 00:08:15,061 She has a real job and a working vehicle. 168 00:08:15,144 --> 00:08:18,105 I'm glad you're all going to be there. That'll be nice for Frankie. 169 00:08:18,981 --> 00:08:21,442 Dad, you're not thinking about going, are you? 170 00:08:21,526 --> 00:08:23,486 N-No, that would be a bad idea. 171 00:08:23,569 --> 00:08:25,696 - Kenny Loggins bad. - Having twins bad. 172 00:08:25,780 --> 00:08:27,865 This is the room where we eat the things we cook. 173 00:08:27,949 --> 00:08:31,494 Don't you think she might perceive my not being there as unsupportive? 174 00:08:32,870 --> 00:08:34,789 And that's the car dealership. 175 00:08:34,872 --> 00:08:36,707 Haven't you left her a million messages already? 176 00:08:36,791 --> 00:08:38,000 Has she answered one? 177 00:08:38,084 --> 00:08:39,919 Not with words. 178 00:08:40,002 --> 00:08:43,339 Oh, for heaven sakes, how do you kids feel about the house? 179 00:08:45,299 --> 00:08:46,592 - It's great. - Nice windows. 180 00:08:46,676 --> 00:08:49,053 It's really open. The feng shui is all right. 181 00:08:49,136 --> 00:08:50,596 But more importantly, do you like it? 182 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:52,139 We love it. 183 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:53,808 We really do. 184 00:08:54,976 --> 00:08:57,436 Maybe Frankie secretly wants me to be there. 185 00:08:57,520 --> 00:08:59,105 Oh, God, Sol. 186 00:08:59,188 --> 00:09:00,856 - Nice place, Dad. - Thank you. 187 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:02,984 - Oh, look, Dad! Tile! - Love you guys. 188 00:09:03,067 --> 00:09:05,194 - Love you, Dad. Love the house. - Don't go to the show. 189 00:09:08,739 --> 00:09:11,784 Sol, the only reason you want to go to her show 190 00:09:11,867 --> 00:09:14,662 is because you hate it when people are mad at you. 191 00:09:14,745 --> 00:09:17,039 I just prefer to have everybody like me. 192 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:19,875 Or I can't leave my house... 193 00:09:20,710 --> 00:09:22,044 or my bed. 194 00:09:22,128 --> 00:09:25,131 Well, you do whatever you want, but I'm not going. 195 00:09:25,214 --> 00:09:29,135 Because, unlike you, I do not enjoy going to places where I'm not wanted. 196 00:09:29,218 --> 00:09:33,097 This is probably the most important day of Frankie's life. 197 00:09:33,180 --> 00:09:35,332 How can I not be there? 198 00:09:35,430 --> 00:09:37,307 By not going. 199 00:09:37,476 --> 00:09:39,729 I'm gonna stay home and eat guacamole with a spoon, 200 00:09:39,812 --> 00:09:41,355 but you're welcome to go 201 00:09:41,439 --> 00:09:45,359 and have yet another tortured interaction with our ex-wives. 202 00:09:45,443 --> 00:09:49,322 So you're okay that things are lousy between you and Grace? 203 00:09:49,405 --> 00:09:50,990 I'm not okay with it, 204 00:09:51,073 --> 00:09:55,286 but the art show is not the time or the place to work on our relationship. 205 00:09:55,369 --> 00:09:56,329 How do you know? 206 00:09:56,412 --> 00:09:57,705 Because I know everything. 207 00:09:57,788 --> 00:09:59,514 What if I know going is the right thing? 208 00:09:59,585 --> 00:10:00,745 I know you're wrong. 209 00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:02,445 And if you're hoping to get Frankie 210 00:10:02,453 --> 00:10:05,212 to let go of the Kenny Loggins thing, forget it. 211 00:10:05,296 --> 00:10:07,131 There's nothing you can do to make up for that. 212 00:10:07,214 --> 00:10:08,966 - There's gotta be something. - There's nothing. 213 00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:11,677 - Something. - Nothing. 214 00:10:29,654 --> 00:10:32,406 Are you gonna touch every piece of cheese? 215 00:10:32,907 --> 00:10:35,368 Do you think it would help calm me down? Because I'll do it. 216 00:10:35,451 --> 00:10:36,994 Oh, Frankie, relax. 217 00:10:37,078 --> 00:10:38,746 You've waited for this your whole life. 218 00:10:38,829 --> 00:10:40,998 I know, I know. It's great. 219 00:10:41,082 --> 00:10:44,251 It's here. It's horrible. This is a nightmare. 220 00:10:44,335 --> 00:10:46,712 - Frankie? - Yes? 221 00:10:46,796 --> 00:10:49,757 We're going to open the doors in a few moments. Are you ready? 222 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:51,550 What are those? 223 00:10:51,634 --> 00:10:54,303 We put a red dot on each painting once it sells. 224 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:55,429 Can I do it? 225 00:10:55,513 --> 00:10:58,099 - No. We do it. - Let her do it. 226 00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:04,855 Oh God, oh God, oh God. 227 00:11:04,939 --> 00:11:06,605 Maybe it's time for a little pot spray. 228 00:11:06,715 --> 00:11:08,008 What if none of them sell? 229 00:11:08,092 --> 00:11:11,095 What if all these little red dots are here at the end of the night? 230 00:11:11,178 --> 00:11:12,554 It doesn't matter, Frankie. 231 00:11:12,638 --> 00:11:14,974 You still did it. You pulled this show together. 232 00:11:15,683 --> 00:11:18,185 - Babe would be so proud of you. - Oh, Babe. 233 00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:21,855 What if she misses her dinner up in heaven, 234 00:11:21,939 --> 00:11:25,234 watching over this and it's a total failure? 235 00:11:25,317 --> 00:11:28,654 Maybe there's a joint in your purse that you forgot about? 236 00:11:29,363 --> 00:11:31,991 - Oh, my God. - Hey, Mom. Frankie! 237 00:11:32,074 --> 00:11:33,909 Good God, what is that? 238 00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:36,370 This is the poncho that Frankie made for me. 239 00:11:36,453 --> 00:11:38,539 I love it. Love it so hard. 240 00:11:38,622 --> 00:11:40,416 Yeah, well you're wearing it backwards. 241 00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:43,294 And truthfully, you don't have the body for it. 242 00:11:43,377 --> 00:11:45,462 Frankie, I'm trying here. 243 00:11:46,213 --> 00:11:50,342 We have a relationship to repair. We can't just throw yarn at it. 244 00:11:54,456 --> 00:11:55,832 She's a little anxious. 245 00:11:56,181 --> 00:11:57,599 Still mad? 246 00:11:57,683 --> 00:12:00,352 It's not like you to be upset when someone's upset with you. 247 00:12:00,436 --> 00:12:03,480 I know, but it's Frankie. And she was like a mother to me. 248 00:12:05,232 --> 00:12:06,734 You were also like a mother to me. 249 00:12:06,817 --> 00:12:08,444 "Like a mother"? 250 00:12:09,111 --> 00:12:12,114 She wasn't a replacement mother. She's another mother. 251 00:12:12,197 --> 00:12:13,907 More love. More love is so good. 252 00:12:13,991 --> 00:12:16,327 It's a whole village of... Barry! 253 00:12:16,410 --> 00:12:20,748 Barry, say hello to my favorite mother! 254 00:12:20,831 --> 00:12:22,374 Mom, you remember Barry from the office. 255 00:12:22,458 --> 00:12:24,209 It is so nice to see you again, Grace. 256 00:12:24,293 --> 00:12:26,587 You, too. Why are you here? 257 00:12:27,796 --> 00:12:32,217 So, Mom, Barry and I are, um... 258 00:12:32,968 --> 00:12:34,887 We are... together. 259 00:12:35,387 --> 00:12:37,139 - That the word you were looking for? - Pretty close. 260 00:12:37,222 --> 00:12:39,099 - Good. - Goodness, I didn't... 261 00:12:39,975 --> 00:12:41,352 He is with you? 262 00:12:41,435 --> 00:12:43,479 But he's so nice. 263 00:12:44,563 --> 00:12:45,773 Thank you, Mom. 264 00:12:45,856 --> 00:12:49,234 Anytime, darling. You've always been like a daughter to me. 265 00:12:49,318 --> 00:12:51,695 So Grace, how are you? 266 00:12:51,779 --> 00:12:55,032 Thank you for asking, Barry. I am superb. 267 00:12:55,115 --> 00:12:57,576 Frankie and I are fielding loan offers. 268 00:12:57,659 --> 00:13:00,621 It's good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good. 269 00:13:02,498 --> 00:13:05,501 - Well, I guess she's good. - She seems really good. Yeah. 270 00:13:13,634 --> 00:13:15,344 Mm. 271 00:13:16,261 --> 00:13:18,514 This is amazing. 272 00:13:18,597 --> 00:13:20,099 How do you feel? 273 00:13:20,182 --> 00:13:22,559 Frankly, I feel like barfing in my handbag. 274 00:13:22,643 --> 00:13:24,353 Oh, so you found your handbag. 275 00:13:25,521 --> 00:13:27,981 No, no, this is Grace's. 276 00:13:28,065 --> 00:13:30,359 Do you see any red dots? 277 00:13:30,442 --> 00:13:33,362 I see the ones that's in your hand. 278 00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:35,823 And now I see Sol. 279 00:13:38,867 --> 00:13:40,077 Oh, Sol. 280 00:13:41,370 --> 00:13:43,247 That guy's really got a pair on him. 281 00:13:43,330 --> 00:13:45,666 Don't worry, I got it. 282 00:13:48,752 --> 00:13:51,672 - It is so nice to finally meet you. - So nice to meet you, too. 283 00:13:51,755 --> 00:13:55,134 And this is Mallory's husband, Mitch. 284 00:13:55,217 --> 00:13:56,802 He's working. 285 00:13:56,885 --> 00:14:00,973 Yes, one of his famous emergency get-out-of-the-art-show babies. 286 00:14:01,056 --> 00:14:03,267 Well, I was an art-show baby. 287 00:14:05,227 --> 00:14:06,687 I was just trying to break the tension. 288 00:14:06,770 --> 00:14:08,313 Oh, there's no tension here. 289 00:14:08,397 --> 00:14:12,025 - Right, Mitch? Back me up, buddy. - Okay. 290 00:14:20,617 --> 00:14:21,869 Who'd have thunk it, 291 00:14:21,952 --> 00:14:25,038 when we first met at your farm stand, 292 00:14:25,122 --> 00:14:28,584 that one day, we'd be standing here, 293 00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:30,794 shoulder to shoulder... 294 00:14:31,795 --> 00:14:36,425 the gay ex-husband, the new lover, supporting our lady. 295 00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:41,661 I mean... your lady, my ex-lady. 296 00:14:42,681 --> 00:14:45,142 It's all good. We're cool. 297 00:14:46,268 --> 00:14:48,771 I think now might be a good time to go over and say hi. 298 00:14:48,854 --> 00:14:49,730 I wouldn't. 299 00:14:52,566 --> 00:14:55,110 So I should just stay here and talk to you? 300 00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:57,362 I think that's your sweet spot. 301 00:15:01,909 --> 00:15:05,162 You can see the rage toward me in every brush stroke. 302 00:15:07,456 --> 00:15:10,042 Notice the bold use of yellow? 303 00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:12,336 That's because I hate mustard. 304 00:15:24,014 --> 00:15:26,350 Oh! It's starting. 305 00:15:26,433 --> 00:15:27,518 What's starting? 306 00:15:27,601 --> 00:15:29,937 The "Bud's Super-Needy Girlfriend" drinking game. 307 00:15:30,020 --> 00:15:31,730 You're gonna want to eat something first. 308 00:15:31,814 --> 00:15:34,525 - Oh, she looks lovely. - They always look lovely. 309 00:15:34,608 --> 00:15:37,110 This is great, I can't even play the game I invented. 310 00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:40,948 Okay, Frankie? 311 00:15:41,031 --> 00:15:44,993 Someone has one thing, just one thing, to say to you. 312 00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:49,164 Frankie, the work in this collection blows me away. 313 00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:50,707 Put a sock in it, Sol. 314 00:15:50,791 --> 00:15:52,000 I told you, man. 315 00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:53,172 He told you. 316 00:15:53,669 --> 00:15:55,879 Since when are there egg rolls? 317 00:16:00,551 --> 00:16:03,262 And that's when I realized I have celiac disease. 318 00:16:03,345 --> 00:16:04,680 Oh, of course you do. 319 00:16:04,696 --> 00:16:06,992 Gluten allergies are so common nowadays. 320 00:16:07,048 --> 00:16:09,759 - Oh, gosh, global warming. - Yeah. 321 00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:12,721 - It's real. It's very real. - Sucks. 322 00:16:12,804 --> 00:16:14,347 Do you have other allergies? 323 00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:16,307 It's quicker to list the things I'm not allergic to. 324 00:16:16,391 --> 00:16:17,684 Mm-hmm. 325 00:16:19,310 --> 00:16:20,895 Plums. 326 00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:22,422 I don't even like them that much. 327 00:16:27,193 --> 00:16:29,446 Why are you all drinking in a clump? 328 00:16:30,613 --> 00:16:32,537 We are... 329 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:35,989 just celebrating the fact that I'm going to buy one of your paintings. 330 00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:37,162 Oh, really? 331 00:16:38,246 --> 00:16:40,415 Which one spoke to you? 332 00:16:41,249 --> 00:16:44,461 The... second least expensive one. 333 00:16:44,544 --> 00:16:45,712 Uh-huh. 334 00:16:45,795 --> 00:16:48,088 And Mitch is so sad he's missing this, 335 00:16:48,151 --> 00:16:49,210 he said to get one to bring home. 336 00:16:49,215 --> 00:16:50,633 Oh, cut the crap, you two. 337 00:16:50,717 --> 00:16:52,635 Nobody's buying any paintings. 338 00:16:52,719 --> 00:16:54,596 I don't mean "nobody," I mean you people. 339 00:16:54,679 --> 00:16:56,556 No family can buy art. 340 00:16:56,639 --> 00:17:00,769 I don't want any part of your pity ponchos or your pity purchases. 341 00:17:00,852 --> 00:17:04,814 If you love a piece, I will give it to you free of charge. 342 00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:07,442 And "free of charge" does not include delivery. 343 00:17:11,029 --> 00:17:13,531 I once ordered a pizza and then I got robbed. 344 00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:15,366 - Right. - I can see that. 345 00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:18,828 I'm much more like that one, I think, than this one. 346 00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:20,997 Yeah, well, whatever you see, honey. 347 00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:21,998 They're both handsome. 348 00:17:22,081 --> 00:17:23,875 Grace! 349 00:17:23,958 --> 00:17:25,084 - Hey. - Hey, there. 350 00:17:25,168 --> 00:17:26,836 - Hi. - Hi. 351 00:17:27,587 --> 00:17:30,614 - Hey! Hey, hey. - Oh, yeah. Right. 352 00:17:30,645 --> 00:17:31,883 Peter. 353 00:17:31,966 --> 00:17:33,760 Oh, I feel your belt. 354 00:17:33,843 --> 00:17:35,804 - Oh! - How are you, Grace? 355 00:17:35,887 --> 00:17:37,639 Oh, thank you for asking, Judy. I'm fine. 356 00:17:37,722 --> 00:17:40,141 So, what's new? Are you seeing anybody? 357 00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:41,893 That's a rude question, Peter. 358 00:17:41,976 --> 00:17:44,562 I don't have time for that. I'm too busy with my new business. 359 00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:46,231 Good for you. 360 00:17:46,314 --> 00:17:48,608 No, good for you, Judy. Trust me. Good for you. 361 00:17:48,691 --> 00:17:51,486 And maybe good for you, too, Peter, if you're open. 362 00:17:51,569 --> 00:17:52,612 He's not. 363 00:17:52,695 --> 00:17:54,398 I mean, I have no idea what you're talking about, 364 00:17:54,404 --> 00:17:55,693 but I'm telling you, he's not. 365 00:17:55,698 --> 00:17:57,200 - I might be. - You're not. 366 00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:00,036 I'm not. 367 00:18:00,119 --> 00:18:03,665 - Frankie. - Sol, quit shadowing me, man. 368 00:18:03,748 --> 00:18:05,250 You are so brave. 369 00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:07,460 Oh, stop! I don't need your fake support. 370 00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:11,756 I don't need anybody but me to tell me that I'm an artist. 371 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:15,385 Not even, perhaps, Sir Kenneth Loggins? 372 00:18:15,468 --> 00:18:16,302 Oh, really? 373 00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:18,805 He's the last freaking person I need to hear from. 374 00:18:18,888 --> 00:18:21,766 How do you even mention his name to me? 375 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:23,115 Excuse me. 376 00:18:23,476 --> 00:18:25,895 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 377 00:18:27,146 --> 00:18:29,858 - You're here. Why are you here? - It's my military training. 378 00:18:29,941 --> 00:18:32,068 Never leave a man behind in hostile territory. 379 00:18:32,151 --> 00:18:34,654 I did a bad thing, Robert. I did a very bad thing. 380 00:18:34,737 --> 00:18:37,323 You've been here for ten minutes. What could you have possibly done? 381 00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:39,242 I did it before I came. 382 00:18:41,494 --> 00:18:43,872 Okay, that tracks. 383 00:18:46,249 --> 00:18:48,835 - Hello, Grace. - Robert. 384 00:18:49,502 --> 00:18:50,461 How are you? 385 00:18:50,545 --> 00:18:52,839 Oh, so good. 386 00:18:52,922 --> 00:18:54,591 So, so good. 387 00:18:54,674 --> 00:18:56,676 So much happening with the business. 388 00:18:56,759 --> 00:18:59,387 - So, things are good? - Things are good. 389 00:18:59,470 --> 00:19:01,639 - How about with you? - Things are good with me, too. 390 00:19:02,515 --> 00:19:03,933 My things are better. 391 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:08,396 It turns out that my accountant was a bigamist, 392 00:19:08,479 --> 00:19:10,648 who wasn't technically even an accountant. 393 00:19:13,568 --> 00:19:16,029 I have to pee. Hey, Bud, do you have my special soap? 394 00:19:18,489 --> 00:19:21,576 I hope it's still good. I lost my sense of smell. 395 00:19:23,828 --> 00:19:25,163 No. No, you're not. 396 00:19:25,246 --> 00:19:26,414 Yes, we are. 397 00:19:26,497 --> 00:19:28,666 I told you that drinking game bothers me! 398 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,168 That little bag of soap bothers me. 399 00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:33,630 You know what? You guys suck. 400 00:19:33,713 --> 00:19:35,298 So sorry, I'm new here, so... 401 00:19:35,381 --> 00:19:38,384 Allison's great. Unlike you, she's kind. She has a big heart. 402 00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:41,179 Oh, we know, she told us about that condition. 403 00:19:41,262 --> 00:19:43,806 Fuck you all. 404 00:19:43,890 --> 00:19:46,100 I like her more than I like you people right now. 405 00:19:46,184 --> 00:19:48,519 - He's gonna go help her wipe. - I heard that! 406 00:19:48,610 --> 00:19:50,236 False alarm. Nothing came out. 407 00:19:53,441 --> 00:19:54,275 Ooh! 408 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:55,860 - We should line up a few more. - Mm-hmm. 409 00:19:57,028 --> 00:19:59,280 Should I have sold a painting by now? 410 00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:01,032 Should I have sold 12 paintings? 411 00:20:01,115 --> 00:20:04,691 Are they bidding over the phone? Have you been on the horn with Japan? 412 00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:06,245 I hate Japan. 413 00:20:06,871 --> 00:20:08,706 They only buy masterpieces. 414 00:20:11,542 --> 00:20:13,378 I just had a thought. I had a thought. 415 00:20:13,461 --> 00:20:15,630 Family can't buy paintings, but you can. 416 00:20:15,713 --> 00:20:19,050 Right. I guess I should probably buy all the paintings I can now, 417 00:20:19,133 --> 00:20:21,135 since, if I play my cards right... 418 00:20:21,844 --> 00:20:26,182 someday I might, you know, actually be family. 419 00:20:27,058 --> 00:20:29,095 So by "family" you mean like 420 00:20:29,119 --> 00:20:32,141 people who choose to be related... by choice? 421 00:20:32,146 --> 00:20:33,773 Yes, by choice. 422 00:20:37,568 --> 00:20:40,363 So, what do you think about that? 423 00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:44,200 Right now what do I think about that, like, right now? 424 00:20:44,283 --> 00:20:45,802 You realize you can only stall so much 425 00:20:45,833 --> 00:20:47,031 by repeating back to me what I say? 426 00:20:47,036 --> 00:20:48,830 I can only stall so long by repeating back to you... 427 00:20:48,913 --> 00:20:51,499 - Stop it! - Can we not have this conversation here? 428 00:20:51,582 --> 00:20:53,042 I just... 429 00:20:54,043 --> 00:20:57,797 I thought we were headed in a certain direction. 430 00:20:58,756 --> 00:21:00,842 Barry, you know me. I'm not a future person. 431 00:21:00,925 --> 00:21:04,637 I'm more of a, "This is so good, let's keep doing this," person. 432 00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:07,557 Right, but at some point if we keep doing this, 433 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:09,684 it takes us into the future. 434 00:21:12,645 --> 00:21:15,148 Do you even see me in that future? 435 00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:22,488 I don't not... see... 436 00:21:24,073 --> 00:21:26,075 - Not... - Oh, my God. 437 00:21:26,159 --> 00:21:30,788 No, it's not you, Barry. I don't see myself 438 00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:33,416 with more family in the future. 439 00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:36,794 I thought you knew this. 440 00:21:37,378 --> 00:21:38,379 I do now. 441 00:21:39,922 --> 00:21:40,882 Barry... 442 00:21:51,684 --> 00:21:54,896 I noticed you gave up when the bartender was taking too long. 443 00:21:55,688 --> 00:21:56,606 For you. 444 00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:58,399 Really? 445 00:21:59,150 --> 00:22:02,695 This didn't come from a box of martinis you bought me four years ago? 446 00:22:02,779 --> 00:22:04,572 Just made. I promise. 447 00:22:04,655 --> 00:22:05,990 Then thank you. 448 00:22:06,074 --> 00:22:07,742 You're welcome. 449 00:22:07,825 --> 00:22:09,911 Wow. Frankie's a better artist than I thought. 450 00:22:09,994 --> 00:22:11,037 Indeed. 451 00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:14,123 It really does kind of capture Grace now, doesn't it? 452 00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:15,625 It's just so sad, though. 453 00:22:15,708 --> 00:22:18,044 I mean, I used to envy her. We all did. 454 00:22:18,127 --> 00:22:19,420 She had everything. 455 00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:23,382 Now she has to work so hard to prove she didn't end up like this. 456 00:22:23,466 --> 00:22:24,926 Yeah, it's a real shame. 457 00:22:25,009 --> 00:22:26,174 Poor Grace. 458 00:22:29,222 --> 00:22:32,642 Oh, excuse me. I'm so glad you're enjoying Frankie's art, 459 00:22:32,725 --> 00:22:36,896 but if you could perhaps keep the cruelty to a minimum. 460 00:22:38,189 --> 00:22:39,690 I... 461 00:22:39,774 --> 00:22:41,734 - We didn't mean... - Don't even. 462 00:22:41,818 --> 00:22:43,653 Come on. 463 00:22:46,739 --> 00:22:47,865 Thank you. 464 00:22:48,950 --> 00:22:49,992 You okay? 465 00:22:50,076 --> 00:22:51,744 Yeah, I'm great. 466 00:22:53,162 --> 00:22:55,206 They don't know anything about you. 467 00:22:55,289 --> 00:22:56,457 Or maybe they do. 468 00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:58,084 What are you talking about? 469 00:22:58,167 --> 00:23:00,378 Your things are better than my things. 470 00:23:00,461 --> 00:23:04,131 And Brianna just told me you've got a big loan all lined up. 471 00:23:04,757 --> 00:23:07,260 Yeah, I lied. 472 00:23:07,343 --> 00:23:08,928 I lied to our daughter. 473 00:23:09,011 --> 00:23:10,388 We didn't get the loan. 474 00:23:10,471 --> 00:23:15,567 You will. And as I recall, it took a few tries the last time, too. 475 00:23:17,144 --> 00:23:19,814 The last time I wasn't 73. 476 00:23:43,379 --> 00:23:44,463 Mr. Loggins, 477 00:23:45,172 --> 00:23:47,842 I am so thrilled that you came here tonight. 478 00:23:47,925 --> 00:23:50,720 I personally am especially moved. 479 00:23:50,803 --> 00:23:53,014 You did call me about 700 times. 480 00:23:53,097 --> 00:23:56,434 And you were very patient, no matter how insistent I became. 481 00:23:56,517 --> 00:23:58,436 You know, I'm looking forward to meeting Frankie tonight. 482 00:23:58,519 --> 00:24:00,521 I really like her stuff. 483 00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:02,523 Here's the thing, you can't come in. 484 00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:03,774 Excuse me? 485 00:24:03,858 --> 00:24:06,777 Your being here tonight was the grand gesture I was looking for. 486 00:24:06,861 --> 00:24:09,071 It turns out it was actually too grand, 487 00:24:09,155 --> 00:24:13,701 and it would undermine my ex-wife's newfound confidence as an artist. 488 00:24:13,784 --> 00:24:17,955 She's learning to follow her inner muse 489 00:24:18,039 --> 00:24:20,416 and she doesn't need validation from you anymore. 490 00:24:20,499 --> 00:24:23,419 Which, you have to admit, is really growth for her. 491 00:24:23,502 --> 00:24:25,171 What the fuck? 492 00:24:25,254 --> 00:24:27,924 I'm sorry. I really should have listened to my husband. 493 00:24:28,007 --> 00:24:31,761 The truth is I've never been comfortable with people being angry at me. 494 00:24:31,844 --> 00:24:36,307 And now that includes you, Kenny Loggins. 495 00:24:38,559 --> 00:24:41,145 Hi. Thank you. 496 00:24:43,064 --> 00:24:44,857 You're an artist, Mom. 497 00:24:46,025 --> 00:24:48,610 You're exactly what you wanted to be when you grew up. 498 00:24:49,779 --> 00:24:51,739 I wish I could say the same. 499 00:24:52,531 --> 00:24:54,283 Oh, honey. 500 00:24:56,077 --> 00:24:58,579 Who's that man your father's talking to? 501 00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:00,039 Oh, my God! 502 00:25:00,122 --> 00:25:01,248 Oh! 503 00:25:01,332 --> 00:25:02,708 You've got to go! 504 00:25:02,792 --> 00:25:04,043 Oh, my God! 505 00:25:04,126 --> 00:25:05,503 Oh, was that... ?! Was that... ?! 506 00:25:05,586 --> 00:25:08,881 Yes, and I'm sorry I brought him here, but I sent him away. 507 00:25:08,965 --> 00:25:11,258 Why would you send him away? 508 00:25:11,342 --> 00:25:12,635 You said you didn't need him anymore! 509 00:25:12,718 --> 00:25:15,179 Nobody doesn't need Kenny Loggins! 510 00:25:15,262 --> 00:25:17,515 Oh, Sol, you are really working my left teat. 511 00:25:17,598 --> 00:25:20,559 I can't win. I'm trying to make things up to you and I can't win. 512 00:25:20,643 --> 00:25:24,814 No, you can't. Maybe someday, but definitely not today. 513 00:25:24,897 --> 00:25:27,858 Kenny! Kenny! 514 00:25:43,582 --> 00:25:45,418 It was sweet of you to try. 515 00:25:46,627 --> 00:25:48,379 It was sweet of you to come. 516 00:25:49,922 --> 00:25:51,215 I know. 517 00:25:56,804 --> 00:25:59,265 Can I go home and put on my pajamas? 518 00:25:59,974 --> 00:26:02,184 Can I go home and put on my noose? 519 00:26:02,727 --> 00:26:04,311 What's your damage? 520 00:26:04,395 --> 00:26:08,149 I didn't sell a painting to Kenny Loggins... twice. 521 00:26:09,900 --> 00:26:10,985 See that woman over there? 522 00:26:11,068 --> 00:26:15,406 She's been staring at that painting for a good two-and-a-half martinis. 523 00:26:15,489 --> 00:26:17,366 And I've been pacing myself. 524 00:26:20,953 --> 00:26:22,288 What? 525 00:26:22,621 --> 00:26:23,622 Go over there. 526 00:26:24,957 --> 00:26:25,791 Go! 527 00:26:34,258 --> 00:26:37,428 I heard you've been spending some time with this piece. 528 00:26:37,636 --> 00:26:42,391 This reminds me of a painting that was in the house that I grew up in. 529 00:26:42,808 --> 00:26:45,895 It's not the actual painting, but it's the memory of it, 530 00:26:45,978 --> 00:26:48,856 and it brings me back to a happy time. 531 00:26:48,939 --> 00:26:50,232 Oh, wow. 532 00:26:50,316 --> 00:26:52,523 And the yellow makes me feel hopeful. 533 00:26:53,694 --> 00:26:57,907 Really? I just put the yellow in because my ex-husband hates mustard. 534 00:26:58,574 --> 00:27:01,494 - But I like your interpretation better. - Hm. 535 00:27:02,328 --> 00:27:04,246 Would you like to take the happy time home with you? 536 00:27:04,330 --> 00:27:07,291 You know, I really would, but I can't afford it. 537 00:27:08,584 --> 00:27:09,795 How much you got? 538 00:27:26,936 --> 00:27:28,437 ♪ Ain't nobody ♪ 539 00:27:30,481 --> 00:27:33,651 - I'm so proud of you. - ♪ Gonna turn me around no more ♪ 540 00:27:33,734 --> 00:27:35,194 ♪ No ♪ 541 00:27:35,277 --> 00:27:37,404 ♪ Ain't nobody ♪ 542 00:27:37,488 --> 00:27:38,614 ♪ No ♪ 543 00:27:38,697 --> 00:27:42,034 ♪ Gonna turn me around ♪ 544 00:27:42,118 --> 00:27:43,119 ♪ No ♪ 545 00:27:43,828 --> 00:27:48,374 ♪ Well, I've learned my lesson And now I see ♪ 546 00:27:49,125 --> 00:27:52,253 ♪ Love ain't the thing for me ♪ 547 00:27:52,336 --> 00:27:53,546 ♪ Ain't nobody ♪ 548 00:27:53,629 --> 00:27:55,756 ♪ Nobody, nobody, no! ♪ 549 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,509 ♪ Gonna turn me around ♪ 550 00:27:58,592 --> 00:28:00,302 ♪ Turn me around ♪ 551 00:28:00,386 --> 00:28:04,515 ♪ Turn me around, turn me around ♪ 552 00:28:04,598 --> 00:28:06,517 ♪ Ain't nobody ♪ 553 00:28:07,393 --> 00:28:08,227 ♪ No ♪ 554 00:28:08,310 --> 00:28:11,522 ♪ Gonna talk sweet talk to me ♪ 555 00:28:11,605 --> 00:28:12,982 ♪ No ♪ 556 00:28:13,065 --> 00:28:15,067 ♪ Ain't nobody ♪ 557 00:28:15,151 --> 00:28:16,152 ♪ No ♪ 558 00:28:16,235 --> 00:28:19,572 ♪ Gonna tell me how sweet love can be ♪ 559 00:28:19,989 --> 00:28:21,031 ♪ No ♪ 560 00:28:21,532 --> 00:28:26,287 ♪ I'm gonna take my love And put it on the shelf... ♪ 561 00:28:27,371 --> 00:28:28,706 Okay, good night!