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Day seven of moving on from Sol.

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I'm going it alone. I'm not
responding to texts, emails, or calls.

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Today he sent me a
photo of a Corgi wedding,

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but I did not write back.

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In truth, I had to suppress a
powerful urge to text him back

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that Corgis are the preferred mode of
transportation for woodland faeries,

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so I practiced my laughter yoga
which I will demonstrate now.

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Ho ho. Ha ha ha.

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I gained another pound today,

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but I think it's a pound of knowledge.

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Ho ho ho, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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I'm now ready for today's big step.

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It will be hard, and I should
have a nurturing friend nearby,

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but Grace, of course, is out with Guy.

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This is the unbroken circle,

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or the thing that has no beginning and
no end, or some other shit like that,

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but today its life on my
finger is coming to an end.

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Finger, there, be free. Be free.

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- Be free.
- [cell phone ringing]

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Excuse me, you're ringing. I must get you.

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- Hi, honey.
- Sorry I haven't called back.

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It's been really crazy. And
double sorry, I only have a minute.

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Pull out your Beatle wig. The
Fab Faux are in town Saturday.

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- I know how you love their Ringo.
- Aw, you're killin' me, Mom. I can't.

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- We're throwing Dad's bachelor party.
- Oh, right.

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- [knock on door]
- I'm really sorry, Mom,

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and I'll make it up to you

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next time Candace Joplin is
in town, but I have to go.

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I have to go, too. I'm
having a party right now.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll be
right there with the dip.

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Where's Kevin? Hey, Kevin!

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- [laughs]
- [phone beeps]

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[sighs]

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Last time we came here for brunch,
you basically threw a bagel at us.

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Today there's pumpkin pancakes
and syrup in pitchers. What's up?

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What? We're officially a family now.

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Yeah. We just want our sisters
to enjoy a nice breakfast.

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What do you want?

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What we want is for you
to eat and enjoy and...

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- Help us throw our dads' bachelor party.
- Ah.

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Well, first of all, isn't
that more of a best man thing?

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We're having a little trouble
realizing their vision.

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They want classy and elegant,

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turns out we don't know as
much about that as we thought.

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To be fair, we never
thought we knew that much.

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It's a bachelor party, it's not
supposed to be classy and elegant.

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It's supposed to be crass and tacky.

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- That's what I said!
- It's not what they want.

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So we're going to give them classy
and elegant... with your help.

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It's easy. We have one signature
cocktail, three passed appetizers,

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prosciutto-wrapped
asparagus, turkey meatballs,

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maybe those little tea cups
with the matzo ball soup.

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That's two references to balls.
They'll think we're making a joke.

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- When is this party again?
- Saturday.

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Ah, are you fucking insane? We can't
throw a party in less than a week.

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- We can't do it!
- Martha... Martha...

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It's gonna be okay. Guys,
you can't do this to her,

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and first of all, I think you do
want to make a joke about balls.

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I mean, it's a bachelor
party, but they're gay men,

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so it should be like a wild
bachelorette thing with penises and balls

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and party games where you're
pinning penises onto balls.

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- Yes, yes, yes, yes!
- But we can't do that.

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They said they wanted a party
that reflects who they are.

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Of course, they could have told
us that before I sent out the Evite

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with a cowboy in assless chaps.

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- See, now that's a party I will go to.
- We will help you.

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- I am so busy.
- I will help you.

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Thank you.

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But first we need to make a list.

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Before that we need to make a list
of all the lists that we need to make.

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- I'm gonna put us all in a group text.
- Can I just say,

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this is a fairly elegant spread.

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Yeah, well, we paid our
neighbor to cook it for us.

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You may want to look out for cat hair.

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- Got a piece on it right there, actually.
- Oh, God! Get it.

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- What are your plans for tonight?
- Oh, not much.

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I thought about crocheting myself a noose,

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but I can't decide on purple or pink.

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So you're not feeling better.

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No, I was coming out of my
psycho-physical Sol withdrawal,

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- but then with tonight...
- Is this about the bachelor party?

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No. I'm happy those fuckers
are gonna have a good time.

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Oh... I hate seeing you like this.

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- Then go out.
- No. Come on. Let's do something fun.

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No, no. Don't worry about me. Just go
pick up Guy at the airport or something.

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He's a grown man. I'll
tell him to take a cab home.

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You are in need of some
serious cheering up.

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I'm not without cheer. I'm a little down.

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It's an honest down,
and since you're so up,

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there's a homeostatic balance.

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Come on, Frankie, what do you want to do?

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- I don't know. Nap.
- [chuckles]

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Tweet a sad haiku.

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You like to liberate the lobsters
from the tank at the Food Giant.

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Ah, the fish guy knows me. My
picture's next to the shrimp.

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Okay. You want to go to the art
museum and touch the paintings?

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- I did that last week.
- I'll do anything. I'll drink beer!

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- I'll wear a hat!
- A funny hat?

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- A funny hat.
- I always like a good say yes night.

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Remind me again what that is.

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You go out and you say "yes"
to everything, all night.

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There's no "no" until it's over.

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Sounds lengthy.

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You know, say yes takes you
places you've never been.

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One time Sol and I ended up
buying a Del Taco franchise.

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How did that happen?

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A guy asked us, "Do you want
to buy a Del Taco franchise?"

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- [laughs]
- We had to say yes. [laughs]

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Well, we'll stay away from that guy.

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You know, just thinking about
it cheers me up a little bit.

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- There you go.
- Let's do it.

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All right!

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? And the spear goes through the
meatball Till it hits the plate ?

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? And you don't eat the meatballs Coyote ?

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- Good boy.
- These Soljitos are great,

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but those Robertritas... Satan's work.

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Mm, the secret is the jalapeņo tequila.

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Okay. Don't pour too many.
These are presentational.

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We can serve the real
ones when people get here.

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- [doorbell rings]
- What the fuck?! Someone's here?

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Seriously... you've got
to bring it way down.

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- [sighs]
- [Robert] I'll get it!

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No, I wanna get it. I love parties!

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- Nelson.
- Nelson!

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- Nelson?
- I can't believe it.

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You came all the way from
Utah. I am so tickled!

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You know me, Robert. I like a good party.

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[chuckling]

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Well, you're welcome. Let me take
your coat. Can I get you a drink?

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- A scotch would be great.
- Okay.

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Actually, we have Soljitos and Robertritas,

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but those are just presentational.
Come, I'll make you a new one.

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Follow that handsome young man.

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And you're welcome.

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Why is Nelson Queller here? He
wasn't on the list we gave the boys.

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Well, I know, but we were emailing,
and I felt bad, so I invited him.

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Look, I didn't think he would even come.

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- You know how I feel about that man.
- All right, but he's been good to us.

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Remember, he took us
under his wing at the firm.

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No. He took you under his wing.

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He still thinks I'm the hippie Jew with
the black son and the communist wife.

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What about your
drug-addict son... Nothing?

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- Ha.
- Look, Nelson's not a bad guy.

144
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I mean, didn't he come
all this way just for us?

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He's not the person you think.

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Wait a minute. Is Nelson why you
didn't want any ribaldry tonight?

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We both didn't want it. It's not our style.

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No, it's not, but with Nelson coming,

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it's a good thing our
party is squeaky clean.

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- What's your point?
- My point is

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I'm suddenly in the
mood for a penis balloon.

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No. You're just saying that
because you can't have one.

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[laughs]

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Maybe you're right.

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It's our party, and
nothing's going to bother me.

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I have a drink named after
me. I'm going to get a Soljito.

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I have one named after me, as well.

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Why does Nelson think
that I am a drug addict?

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Can you go explain to him that you
are the addict and I am the black one?

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All right, guys. My work here is done.
You guys are set for a great party.

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- What?
- You're not leaving!

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We don't know anything about
hosting a party like this.

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Yeah, we're no classier
than we were five days ago.

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You guys, I gotta go. My
actual children need me, okay?

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The text chain is still
alive if you need anything.

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Bye, Dad. Bye, Uncle Sol.

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[Robert] Bye-bye, sweetheart. Thank you.

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[sighs]

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[Grace] Frankie, are you ready to go out?

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Yeah.

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- See. This-this is part of the
problem. - What, I shouldn't eat?

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No. It's your outfit. Stand up.

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Well, there's a few crumbs.

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Yeah, turn around. Here's the thing,

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you can't start a new life in old clothes.

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How am I going to steal the
garnish dispenser from the bar?

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[laughs] We've already got two.

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You have a waist and hips!

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And... Let me just see here now.

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And... even breasts!

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Look at those girls! Welcome to the world.

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- Oh, my Lord, sexy and gorgeous!
- I'm not arguing.

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Let me get that beautiful
hair up off your neck,

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and oh, Frankie, you've even got cute ears!

185
00:10:02,937 --> 00:10:04,314
- I do?
- Yes!

186
00:10:04,397 --> 00:10:07,608
- Let's go.
- No, you can't go in chip clips.

187
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That's just a demonstration.

188
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- I'm going to dress you tonight.
- Oh, no!

189
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- Oh! You have to say yes.
- Oh, heavens to Betsy and back!

190
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- You're right.
- Yeah.

191
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- Well then, yes.
- Oh, this is going to be fun!

192
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Oh, but if you're gonna
dress me, I'm gonna dress you!

193
00:10:26,211 --> 00:10:28,547
Uh-oh, this is gonna be fun!

194
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- Oh, we look fabulous.
- I feel ridiculous.

195
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Well, I'm going with it. I
love this antigravity bra.

196
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- Cleavage.
- I can't believe I'm not wearing a bra!

197
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- Jiggly, right?
- And a tee shirt at night.

198
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The only thing I hate are these shoes.

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- Do you get used to the pain?
- No.

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There's the sign.

201
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- This is the place you picked?
- I haven't been here since forever.

202
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It's dark, it's dirty, it's got
urine-soaked sawdust on the floor.

203
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- Ew.
- [sighs]

204
00:11:02,038 --> 00:11:04,832
This is where I got in
my first knife fight.

205
00:11:05,542 --> 00:11:07,544
[dance music playing]

206
00:11:15,510 --> 00:11:18,471
- Oh, nice!
- Oh, no.

207
00:11:22,767 --> 00:11:24,727
[mellow music playing]

208
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Wasn't the Evite for this party
a picture of a cowboy's ass?

209
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You figure there'd be at least one
game of pin the junk on the hunk.

210
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Well, maybe there's going to be a stripper.

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Maybe he's already here.

212
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I hope not.

213
00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:48,918
Hey.

214
00:11:50,128 --> 00:11:52,589
Hey, did you guys know that
the Fab Faux are in town?

215
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You ever seen them? It's uncanny!

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- No.
- No.

217
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No?

218
00:12:01,973 --> 00:12:05,477
Did you get the annual tote bag
from the California Bar Association?

219
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It's... it's blue this year.

220
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- No.
- No.

221
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I got a "we're sorry we missed
you" slip from the UPS guy.

222
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Maybe it was that.

223
00:12:15,987 --> 00:12:17,780
Maybe.

224
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Should totally follow up.

225
00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:26,372
Did you hear that rain last night?

226
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We had tickets for Barbra Streisand.

227
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So did we.

228
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But this is fun, too.

229
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[laughing] It sounds like retirement
is suiting you just fine, Nelson.

230
00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:47,852
I can't complain. I do,
but I shouldn't. [chuckles]

231
00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:49,688
You have to come to Utah.

232
00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:51,105
We'd love to.

233
00:12:51,189 --> 00:12:52,982
What?

234
00:12:53,065 --> 00:12:55,443
Oh, yeah, sure.

235
00:12:56,402 --> 00:13:00,699
Out on the ranch, it's
mostly skiing and hunting.

236
00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:02,950
I'm not sure if that's your kind of thing.

237
00:13:03,034 --> 00:13:05,161
Oh, no. I love shooting deers in the face.

238
00:13:06,204 --> 00:13:08,206
Deer, dear.

239
00:13:08,289 --> 00:13:11,083
That's what I said, dear.

240
00:13:13,336 --> 00:13:17,423
This is the worst party I've ever
been to, and I was at Jonestown.

241
00:13:23,513 --> 00:13:25,390
Okay. Two things.

242
00:13:25,473 --> 00:13:29,143
This party blows, and did you
know that Charlie was at Jonestown?

243
00:13:29,227 --> 00:13:32,355
Oh, my God, do we have some of that
punch, because this party is awful.

244
00:13:32,438 --> 00:13:34,190
- We've got to do something!
- I know.

245
00:13:34,273 --> 00:13:37,276
- God. Dad looks miserable.
- What do we do? What do we do?

246
00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:39,820
- What do we do?
- I have no idea.

247
00:13:39,904 --> 00:13:46,411
- Maybe if I drink more, I will care less.
- I wouldn't know anything about that.

248
00:13:46,494 --> 00:13:50,289
- I'm gonna have one of these Robertritas.
- That's a Sol... jito.

249
00:13:52,124 --> 00:13:54,919
Doesn't matter. It's workin'.

250
00:13:56,128 --> 00:13:59,507
Hey, Brianna. It's
Coyote. I need your help.

251
00:13:59,591 --> 00:14:02,719
It's Coyote Bergstein. Stop
laughing! That's never funny.

252
00:14:02,802 --> 00:14:05,012
[club music playing]

253
00:14:07,682 --> 00:14:09,768
Doesn't even smell bad.

254
00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:12,103
I know! It's a little noisy, though.

255
00:14:12,186 --> 00:14:13,187
Who's from Boise?

256
00:14:14,397 --> 00:14:16,399
No one. Oh, look!

257
00:14:16,482 --> 00:14:19,235
The bar has those little
hooks for our purses.

258
00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:20,945
Yeah, they must have added them.

259
00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:22,614
Cool outfit.

260
00:14:22,697 --> 00:14:25,199
- Oh, thank you.
- Go away. You're fake.

261
00:14:25,283 --> 00:14:27,619
- You're all fake!
- Frankie.

262
00:14:27,702 --> 00:14:31,330
This place used to be
filled with real dirtbags.

263
00:14:31,414 --> 00:14:33,999
Now it's filled with fake dirtbags.

264
00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:36,753
Look. Look at this artisanal cocktail menu.

265
00:14:36,836 --> 00:14:40,673
I'm feeling really crushed by
the evils of gentrification.

266
00:14:40,757 --> 00:14:46,429
I used to dance on this bar in my
bare feet, periodically topless.

267
00:14:46,512 --> 00:14:49,348
- What's this?
- Two whiskey flights.

268
00:14:49,432 --> 00:14:50,475
We didn't order those.

269
00:14:52,644 --> 00:14:54,729
- Oh, brother.
- Oh, that's so sweet.

270
00:14:54,813 --> 00:14:58,274
- Oh, that's very pretentious.
- Frankie!

271
00:14:58,357 --> 00:15:01,277
But I do like whiskey and
since I have to say yes...

272
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,780
- So, that's a yes?
- That's a yes.

273
00:15:13,122 --> 00:15:15,792
Great. Now they think I
have alien hand syndrome.

274
00:15:17,126 --> 00:15:18,503
It's a thing, look it up!

275
00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:22,590
Come on.

276
00:15:26,803 --> 00:15:29,305
[laughs] There you go!

277
00:15:29,388 --> 00:15:31,015
[pop music playing]

278
00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:38,898
Number three here is definitely
worse than number two.

279
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:41,693
[laughter]

280
00:15:41,776 --> 00:15:43,361
I'm sorry. Was there a joke in there?

281
00:15:43,444 --> 00:15:44,987
Hey, can I get you guys anything?

282
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:47,323
- Oh, you again.
- Frankie, are you hungry?

283
00:15:47,406 --> 00:15:50,159
- I am, actually.
- Grace, get the duck sliders.

284
00:15:50,242 --> 00:15:52,871
- They're amazing.
- But it's Frankie that's hungry.

285
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:54,580
She doesn't eat.

286
00:15:54,664 --> 00:15:59,752
But you must have a few bites
of this deeply fried calamari.

287
00:15:59,836 --> 00:16:02,046
Say yes. Let me hear you say it.

288
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,673
Yes.

289
00:16:03,756 --> 00:16:08,302
Ah, you're going to love the
rabbit stew. Extra rabbit.

290
00:16:08,386 --> 00:16:10,555
- Say yes.
- Yes.

291
00:16:10,638 --> 00:16:12,849
We'll share the duck sliders
and the quail, please.

292
00:16:12,932 --> 00:16:15,810
- Can I get you another flight?
- No, no, no. I'll get her flight.

293
00:16:15,894 --> 00:16:19,230
Guys, guys, please. Don't
fight over getting me nothing.

294
00:16:19,313 --> 00:16:24,819
Full disclosure: I do have a
boyfriend, but Frankie is single.

295
00:16:24,903 --> 00:16:26,612
- Oh, my God.
- Well, good for you.

296
00:16:26,696 --> 00:16:29,866
- Is it serious with this guy?
- It's getting there.

297
00:16:29,949 --> 00:16:33,244
- He told me he loved me.
- Oh, he's a lucky fella.

298
00:16:33,327 --> 00:16:36,288
- Excuse me. Guy told you he loved you?
- That you hear.

299
00:16:36,372 --> 00:16:38,207
- When?
- Last week.

300
00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:39,751
Why didn't you tell me?

301
00:16:39,834 --> 00:16:42,044
You were having a rough time.

302
00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:44,088
So what does that have to do with anything?

303
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:47,550
- I didn't want to make you feel bad.
- Like not telling me does.

304
00:16:52,430 --> 00:16:56,141
? And the spear goes through the
meatball Till it hits the... plate! ?

305
00:16:56,225 --> 00:16:59,395
? And Coyote is living a nightmare ?

306
00:16:59,478 --> 00:17:01,230
Hey, crazy.

307
00:17:01,313 --> 00:17:04,066
Oh. Thank God you're here.

308
00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:06,402
Wait, where's all the stuff?

309
00:17:06,485 --> 00:17:09,864
I thought you said you were going to save
the party with a bunch of penis stuff.

310
00:17:09,948 --> 00:17:13,200
Boys-a-rama was closed,
but it's all taken care of.

311
00:17:13,284 --> 00:17:15,828
- Oh, okay.
- Look outside.

312
00:17:17,371 --> 00:17:19,373
- What? Look out here?
- Yeah, yeah.

313
00:17:19,457 --> 00:17:21,667
[laughs]

314
00:17:26,672 --> 00:17:28,507
Holy shit!

315
00:17:31,302 --> 00:17:33,429
I think that we may have over-corrected.

316
00:17:33,512 --> 00:17:35,848
No! What? It's great!

317
00:17:35,932 --> 00:17:40,060
It's just like a mechanical
bull, but, you know, a dick.

318
00:17:40,144 --> 00:17:41,145
Yes, I get it.

319
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:44,565
Okay, well, you talk so slow,
sometimes I think you're dumb.

320
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:47,568
I'm just worried about...

321
00:17:47,652 --> 00:17:49,612
[Robert] Good God! What
is that on the lawn?

322
00:17:49,695 --> 00:17:51,656
That. Worried about that.

323
00:17:59,956 --> 00:18:01,874
There's a giant schmeckle out there.

324
00:18:01,958 --> 00:18:05,252
Hey, so that I can tell Carlos,
are you guys gonna want the saddle

325
00:18:05,336 --> 00:18:06,796
or you wanna ride it bareback?

326
00:18:06,879 --> 00:18:09,966
- Get that thing off the lawn!
- Yeah, get that thing off the lawn!

327
00:18:10,049 --> 00:18:13,135
And do it fast before Mrs. Applebaum
across the street has a heart attack.

328
00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:16,681
- Oh, and like that would be a huge loss.
- Look, guys, it's a party.

329
00:18:16,764 --> 00:18:18,599
We just wanted you guys to have some fun.

330
00:18:18,683 --> 00:18:21,811
Twister is fun. Trivial Pursuit can be fun.

331
00:18:21,894 --> 00:18:25,314
This is mortifying! Can anyone
at least go out and cover it up?

332
00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:26,691
I'll cover it up.

333
00:18:26,774 --> 00:18:29,527
Bud's gonna cover it up. I'm Bud.

334
00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:32,154
Good. Good man. Come, quickly.

335
00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:35,324
Come, quickly. Good man
yourself. Come on, quickly.

336
00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:38,410
Get out there. That's it.
Good man yourself. Good.

337
00:18:38,494 --> 00:18:40,079
[Bud] All right.

338
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:42,164
Bud is here.

339
00:18:43,916 --> 00:18:47,378
Everything is fine. No one is upset.

340
00:18:48,379 --> 00:18:49,797
Whoa!

341
00:18:52,466 --> 00:18:53,801
I'm Bud.

342
00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:57,638
Ho!

343
00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:01,517
[chuckles]

344
00:19:07,857 --> 00:19:08,983
I got it.

345
00:19:09,067 --> 00:19:11,151
It's covered. I got it covered.

346
00:19:11,861 --> 00:19:12,945
I'm stuck.

347
00:19:14,113 --> 00:19:16,908
Whoa-oh! Whoa...

348
00:19:22,747 --> 00:19:24,082
It's not covered.

349
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:27,585
It looks like a dead
petting zoo on this table.

350
00:19:29,587 --> 00:19:34,133
Okay, guys. Would you mind
getting us a couple more flyers?

351
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:35,885
- Flight.
- Absolutely.

352
00:19:35,968 --> 00:19:38,930
Whatever. Okay, Frankie, enough.

353
00:19:39,013 --> 00:19:42,391
I didn't tell you about Guy because...

354
00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:44,810
I was afraid I would make you
feel worse than you already do.

355
00:19:44,894 --> 00:19:47,021
I was just trying to protect your feelings.

356
00:19:47,105 --> 00:19:49,815
That's so insulting. You
don't have to manage me.

357
00:19:49,899 --> 00:19:53,360
I'm not managing anything. I just
want you to have a good time tonight.

358
00:19:53,444 --> 00:19:56,697
I'm not your project. I
have a right to be down.

359
00:19:56,781 --> 00:19:58,574
I have a right to try to cheer you up.

360
00:19:58,657 --> 00:20:01,368
You don't understand.
Everything's changing.

361
00:20:01,452 --> 00:20:05,164
Even this stupid bar. Whiskey flights.

362
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:07,207
You think you know a bar
and it's there for you,

363
00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:11,712
but suddenly it's not there for
you. It's under new management.

364
00:20:11,796 --> 00:20:15,049
It's moving on without you.

365
00:20:15,133 --> 00:20:16,467
Everything's changing.

366
00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:22,431
I know, I know things are changing,
but maybe not as much as you think.

367
00:20:23,432 --> 00:20:26,185
- What do you mean?
- You can still dance on this bar.

368
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:30,230
Come on. Don't you want to
do it, just a little bit?

369
00:20:30,314 --> 00:20:33,233
I know I'm supposed to
say yes, but watch my head.

370
00:20:33,317 --> 00:20:35,527
No, come on. I'll do it with you.

371
00:20:35,653 --> 00:20:36,821
- No, you won't.
- Yes, I will.

372
00:20:36,904 --> 00:20:40,407
Can someone please help me
get onto the bar, please?

373
00:20:43,119 --> 00:20:43,953
Oh.

374
00:20:44,036 --> 00:20:47,665
Oh. Oh, wait, wait, wait.
I can't do this without her.

375
00:20:47,748 --> 00:20:50,001
[rap music playing]

376
00:21:01,846 --> 00:21:04,556
- Whoa! Don't bump me!
- Maybe you just don't have any rhythm.

377
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:08,435
You stop right there. Reverse
psychology usually doesn't work on me,

378
00:21:08,519 --> 00:21:10,270
but I'm feeling vulnerable.

379
00:21:10,354 --> 00:21:11,897
Well, dance it out.

380
00:21:11,981 --> 00:21:13,899
I am dancing it.

381
00:21:13,983 --> 00:21:17,069
Excuse me, ma'ams. You're
going to have to get down.

382
00:21:17,153 --> 00:21:19,113
I am getting down!

383
00:21:19,197 --> 00:21:22,783
- [grunting]
- Yo, go girl, yeah, yeah!

384
00:21:36,172 --> 00:21:37,923
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

385
00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:55,066
Whoo!

386
00:21:55,149 --> 00:21:57,609
[laughing]

387
00:21:57,693 --> 00:21:59,361
You are not welcome here!

388
00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:02,489
- Oh, now that I can say yes to!
- [laughs]

389
00:22:02,573 --> 00:22:05,617
- We got kicked out of that bar!
- Oh, we did!

390
00:22:05,701 --> 00:22:08,787
We got roughed up! Like
a couple of hellions.

391
00:22:08,871 --> 00:22:11,749
- You were so bad ass!
- Thank you!

392
00:22:11,832 --> 00:22:13,167
No, no. When someone says that,

393
00:22:13,251 --> 00:22:15,544
you have to say, "That's
right, motherfucker."

394
00:22:15,627 --> 00:22:18,172
- That's right, motherfucker.
- [laughs]

395
00:22:18,256 --> 00:22:20,674
We'll work on it.

396
00:22:20,758 --> 00:22:23,052
- [cheering]
- More juice, Carlos. I'm a big boy.

397
00:22:23,135 --> 00:22:25,263
Whoa!

398
00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:26,972
Mr. Peterson, you're on deck.

399
00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:30,101
[man] Have a little dignity!

400
00:22:30,184 --> 00:22:32,394
Nelson, wait. I'm sorry the
party devolved into this.

401
00:22:32,477 --> 00:22:35,106
It was never our intention to offend.

402
00:22:35,189 --> 00:22:36,648
[crowd cheering]

403
00:22:36,732 --> 00:22:39,526
Good God! Is there another way out of here?

404
00:22:39,610 --> 00:22:42,362
Fine, we'll take you out the
back, but just to be clear,

405
00:22:42,446 --> 00:22:45,407
we have the right to
celebrate any way that we want.

406
00:22:45,490 --> 00:22:47,159
Is that what you think?

407
00:22:47,243 --> 00:22:49,620
The kids thought we'd think it was fun.

408
00:22:49,703 --> 00:22:51,205
They didn't mean any harm.

409
00:22:51,289 --> 00:22:53,540
You know, Robert, you and I go a ways back.

410
00:22:53,624 --> 00:22:54,833
Yes, we do.

411
00:22:54,917 --> 00:22:58,296
And I have to admit every once in a
while, I began to wonder about you.

412
00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:01,715
The pocket squares, always humming opera,

413
00:23:01,799 --> 00:23:04,384
the beautiful wife you never
paid that much attention to.

414
00:23:05,677 --> 00:23:08,013
Then I heard about you
and Sol and I thought,

415
00:23:08,097 --> 00:23:11,309
the less I know about that the better.

416
00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:15,104
But I came tonight
because I am your friend,

417
00:23:15,187 --> 00:23:17,106
and then what do you do?

418
00:23:17,189 --> 00:23:19,191
You throw your lifestyle in my face.

419
00:23:19,275 --> 00:23:22,527
I don't have a problem
with you being a homosexual,

420
00:23:22,611 --> 00:23:25,697
but when did you become such a faggot?

421
00:23:27,366 --> 00:23:30,119
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa! He's not worth it.

422
00:23:31,287 --> 00:23:32,330
You're right.

423
00:23:33,789 --> 00:23:35,457
And you're just lucky that that faggot

424
00:23:35,540 --> 00:23:37,876
stopped this faggot from
putting you on your ass.

425
00:23:39,128 --> 00:23:41,046
You can go out the front door,

426
00:23:41,130 --> 00:23:45,926
but you might want to stop for
a picture with the giant phallus.

427
00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:51,473
I'm sorry, Sol. You were right about him.

428
00:23:51,556 --> 00:23:55,311
- You almost hit a man in our foyer.
- I know.

429
00:23:56,187 --> 00:24:00,065
You are so hot right now!

430
00:24:03,152 --> 00:24:06,530
- [laughs]
- Do you want to go outside?

431
00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:09,950
- Oh, God, no!
- Whew, neither do I.

432
00:24:10,034 --> 00:24:12,036
I'll call Mrs. Applebaum.

433
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:14,372
I'll offer to walk her dog for a month.

434
00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:17,541
- It might take two.
- This turned into a good party.

435
00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:20,127
I know we parked it on the street.

436
00:24:20,211 --> 00:24:23,505
It was near another street, and
there was a black car nearby.

437
00:24:23,588 --> 00:24:24,756
Wasn't it silver?

438
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:28,427
- Black or silver, it was...
- Where are you going?

439
00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:31,596
- I'm gonna talk to that man.
- He's homeless.

440
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,349
He can still talk.

441
00:24:35,267 --> 00:24:37,769
Excuse me. Have you seen a Leaf?

442
00:24:37,853 --> 00:24:42,400
I see lots of leafs. I
also saw your car get towed.

443
00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:46,028
- Oh.
- Oh, okay. Thanks.

444
00:24:47,612 --> 00:24:51,200
The good news is I know
exactly where the tow lot is.

445
00:24:51,283 --> 00:24:55,413
The bad news, I have so
much weed in that car.

446
00:24:55,495 --> 00:24:57,373
- We'll call a cab.
- Okay.

447
00:24:57,456 --> 00:25:01,210
[sighs] Oh.

448
00:25:01,293 --> 00:25:04,422
- You're gonna sit down there?
- Yeah.

449
00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:12,471
So how did this say yes night measure up?

450
00:25:12,554 --> 00:25:16,600
Grace, we got kicked out of a bar.

451
00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:19,144
My Leaf got towed.

452
00:25:19,228 --> 00:25:21,813
That immediately puts it in the top five.

453
00:25:23,357 --> 00:25:27,111
- So you're feeling a little better?
- I do.

454
00:25:27,194 --> 00:25:29,196
But I'm tired.

455
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:32,157
Would you tickle my arm?

456
00:25:32,241 --> 00:25:34,118
- [laughs]
- [scoffs]

457
00:25:34,201 --> 00:25:38,038
- When does say yes end?
- When we get home.

458
00:25:38,122 --> 00:25:40,332
Then yes.

459
00:25:43,794 --> 00:25:47,589
- [chuckles]
- [moans]

460
00:25:47,672 --> 00:25:49,300
[laughs]

461
00:25:49,383 --> 00:25:52,719
You know, thinking of you in that bar,

462
00:25:52,803 --> 00:25:56,390
there was some serious shimmying went down.

463
00:25:58,142 --> 00:26:02,729
- We should do it again sometime.
- Mmm, that's nice of you to say.

464
00:26:02,813 --> 00:26:08,444
I know you have Guy, so... I get it.

465
00:26:08,527 --> 00:26:10,904
By the by, I'm happy for you.

466
00:26:13,115 --> 00:26:14,992
I didn't say it back.

467
00:26:15,075 --> 00:26:16,494
What?

468
00:26:16,576 --> 00:26:18,703
When Guy told me he was
falling in love with me,

469
00:26:18,787 --> 00:26:21,999
I didn't say... anything.

470
00:26:22,082 --> 00:26:24,502
- Oh.
- Yeah.

471
00:26:24,584 --> 00:26:27,879
- That's big.
- I know.

472
00:26:27,963 --> 00:26:29,340
What are you going to do?

473
00:26:31,008 --> 00:26:33,635
[sighs] I don't know.

474
00:26:44,229 --> 00:26:47,191
When's that cab gonna get here?

475
00:26:47,274 --> 00:26:49,318
After we call it.

476
00:26:49,401 --> 00:26:51,069
[laughs]

477
00:26:51,153 --> 00:26:52,530
Oh.