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♪♪
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Previously
on K.C. Undercover...
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I didn't get to properly
introduce myself before.
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I'm K.C. Cooper and...
I'm your cousin.
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Marisa,
I am such an idiot.
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What if he doesn't like me
anymore and doesn't call--
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K.C., K.C.,
would you just relax.
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Darien likes you.
He isn't going anywhere.
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( car tires screech )
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( car crash )
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Quick! Call an ambulance.
A car just came out
of nowhere and hit Darien.
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( grunts )
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Hey. What's up, Abby.
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Thank you so much for stopping
by and checking on Darien,
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but good news,
he's gonna be perfectly fine.
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Yeah, well,
this time he is.
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What you talking about?
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His accident.
It wasn't an accident.
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( chuckles ) I'm sorry,
that doesn't make any sense.
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Okay, who would
intentionally hurt Darien?
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I would.
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You missed.
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Down!
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What are you doing
next Saturday night?
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What was I doing
last Saturday night?
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- Nothing.
- Yep, I'll be doing that again.
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No, you won't. You are going
to a surprise party.
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For who?
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You.
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Okay, you do know how surprise
parties are supposed to work?
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Yes, but considering your line
of work, I thought it was best
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to tell you so you don't go
all Jackie Chan on the guests
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when they yell "Surprise."
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( chuckles )
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Marisa, you know me, okay.
I am not a party person.
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I'm a party pooper.
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K.C., come on,
you're about to be 17
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and a year from now
you're gonna be 18.
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And after that...
who knows?
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I'm gonna go with 19.
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Yes, I knew that.
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I meant, how many more birthdays
are we gonna be able
to celebrate together?
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Come on, please let me
do this for you.
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Okay, fine.
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Yay! And you'll wear
a pretty pretty party dress?
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( brakes screech )
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Okay, fine, forget the dress!
Forget the dress!
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No no no,
I just saw my cousin Abby,
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right over there
in that SUV!
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Your cousin Abby,
the cousin that you eliminated
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in the giant explosion
on the Potomac?
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I've heard of walkin' dead,
but not drivin' dead.
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No, that was definitely Abby.
But she's gone.
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I know, K.C., she's gone.
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No, I mean she ran
the yellow light.
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Yep, ran the big yellow light
in the sky.
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She's alive!
And that's not an expression!
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♪ Oh, when danger
comes for you ♪
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♪ You know
I'll stand beside you ♪
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♪ 'Cause ain't nobody
keep their head so cool ♪
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♪ I'll always find a way ♪
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♪ A way out of the fire ♪
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♪ But don't tell nobody,
tell nobody ♪
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♪ I'm not perfect ♪
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♪ So many things
I wanna tell you ♪
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♪ But I.... ♪
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♪ I keep it undercover ♪
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♪ Living my life
on red alert ♪
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♪ Doing my thing,
I'll make it work ♪
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♪ Know I'm the realest,
baby I'm fearless ♪
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♪ But I always
got your back ♪
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♪ Nobody can do it
like I can ♪
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♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪
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♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪
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♪ It's all part of the plan ♪
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♪ I keep it undercover
I keep it undercover ♪
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- So, what's for dinner?
- What do you care?
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The only thing
you consume is electricity.
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( chuckles ) Not anymore.
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We just came back
from The Organization.
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They were giving away free
upgrades and free sweat socks.
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Guess who got the upgrade, and
guess who got the sweat socks?
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Judy, eating will be great for
your undercover assignments.
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And you're going to love it.
Eating is really cool.
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You do it all the time.
How cool can it be?
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All right, let's break
your new digestive system in.
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Let's start
with something easy.
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Ooh, how about applesauce?
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Fine. Let's get this over with.
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Open up your yum-yum hole.
Here comes the airplane.
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( mimics airplane )
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That's it?
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That's eating?
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That's what you guys spend
90 percent of your day
talking about?
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- What's that?
- That's just chocolate.
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( heavenly music plays )
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Yeah, I'm going to need
some more of that.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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I just found a bug.
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What? Someone planted a bug?
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No, I found an actual bug.
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And you owe me
some new Begonias, missy.
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What's with you?
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Okay, um, this is gonna sound
a bit unbelievable,
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but when I was driving down
Rhode Island Avenue
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you are never
gonna guess who I saw.
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Well, I know
it wasn't your father
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because I asked him
to go to the market an hour ago
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and his butt is still sitting
on the couch watching the game!
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No, Mom,
I saw my cousin Abby.
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Floating on the Potomac?
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No, driving in the SUV next
to me, not using her blinker.
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There is no end to her evil!
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I'm sorry, K.C.,
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- you saw your cousin Abby?
- Yes.
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She was wearing
a baseball cap and sunglasses,
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but I'm positive it was her.
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I totally recognized her.
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Okay, K.C., which is more
likely, honey, huh?
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That you saw someone
who looked like your cousin,
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or that Abby
came back from the Great Beyond
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for a little carpool karaoke?
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Mom, I'm serious.
I saw her!
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Honey, now, eliminating someone
is the worst part of this job.
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But honey, sometimes,
we don't have a choice.
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And I really think this is your
guilt playing tricks on you.
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No, no, Mom, I am sure
that I saw her.
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( sighs )
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Well, I'm pretty sure
it was her.
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No, I'm definitely...
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probably sure it was her...
I think.
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So I keep having
this reoccurring dream, right?
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Basically, I have a test
in my next class,
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but I've never
been to that class.
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And worse, I don't even know
where the class is.
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But when I do find the class:
full of centaurs.
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I can't take the test,
because it's too loud
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because everyone's counting
with their hooves.
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But it's just a dream.
That's normal, right?
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Yeah, sure. No.
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Are we ever going to get around
to talking about the fact
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that you thought you saw
your deceased cousin?
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Yeah, that's been bothering me
a little bit too.
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K.C., you know it's
just a manifestation of
the emotions you're feeling,
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emotions that you've buried
deep inside
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because you never really dealt
with what happened.
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Oh, trust me, I have dealt
with it every single day.
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Abby and Erica are gone because
of me, because of what I did.
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And I can handle that.
I'm fine.
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I know everyone keeps saying
that I'm losing it,
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but I am holding it together,
I'm perfectly fine!
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Okay, I could use
a little bit of help.
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Alright, here's what
I want you to do.
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If you ever think
you see Abby again--
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- Eliminate her?
- No.
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Let me finish.
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I want you to steady yourself,
squeeze this stress ball,
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and repeat this mantra:
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"It's not really happening.
It's not really happening."
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- Can you do that?
- Mm-hmm.
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And in the meantime, go do
something that's not spy work,
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something that
actual teenagers would do.
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Go on a date. Go have fun.
Go shopping at the mall.
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Did my friend Marisa
put you up to this?
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It is either this
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or you're going on a break
from The Organization.
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Okay, fine.
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I'll try to do
more teenager stuff.
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But what do you suggest I do
about that centaur thing?
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Well, if worst comes to worst,
you can always blow them up
on the Potomac.
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Too soon.
I realize that now.
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- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
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You know what? You're right.
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I was just buggin'. There's no
way that I could've seen Abby.
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Abby! Get in here.
We have an important mission.
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I hope it's to open
some windows in here.
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Do you always have to douse
yourself in toilet water?
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It's "toilette water".
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And if I open a window,
it'll be to throw you out of it.
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We're looking
for David Simmons.
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He designed the security system
for the U.S. Treasury vaults.
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It is our job
to locate, abduct,
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and threaten him
until he tells us
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how to get inside
those vaults.
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And then we go on the biggest
shopping spree of all time.
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Lord knows you could use it.
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Seriously, Mother,
are those shoulder pads?
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( painful grunt )
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Did that feel padded to you,
Miss Thing?
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Your father's going
to use that stolen money
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to bring down
The Organization.
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( muffled voice )
Sounds good to me.
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What are you eating?
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I went and got a burger
and some fries.
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From Gettysburger?!
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You know the Coopers
live close to there!
You could've been spotted.
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Actually...
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She saw you?!
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See? This is why
I don't tell you anything.
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And relax. I was wearing
sunglasses and a hat.
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What about your face?
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Were you wearing your face?
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K.C. cannot get in the way
of this mission.
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If she does,
I have to eliminate her.
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Sweet! Make sure I get
an invite to that party.
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So did you get out the
invitations to my party?
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Oh, you mean the party
that I planned every detail of,
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invited everyone we know,
baked a cake for,
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and then you suddenly changed
your mind because you thought
you saw your cousin
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and made me cancel everything,
that surprise party?
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Yep, that's the one. Um...
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So I was thinking
literary theme.
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Everyone comes dressed as
their favorite 19th century
fictional character.
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How are we even friends?
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Marisa, please. Okay,
come on, I need this party.
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I'm supposed to start
doing regular teenage stuff.
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Why can't you just break
your curfew and talk back to
your parents like everyone else?
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Please?
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Okay, fine, fine. I'll just
have to re-book the DJ,
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re-order the food,
re-invite the guests...
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read a book...
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find a costume about that
book... ( continues talking )
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Okay.
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It's not really happening.
It's not really happening.
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And then the only thing
left to do
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is go shopping for your pretty,
pretty party dress.
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It's not really happening.
It's not really happening.
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Oh, you're still here. I guess
it doesn't work on everyone.
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( snickering )
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Donut time!
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Oh! My donuts are gone.
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Hey, Judy?
Did you see my donuts?
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I dough-not know what you're
talking about.
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I was saving
those for my hump snack.
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What's a hump snack?
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The snack after the first
snack, to get me over
the hump to dinner.
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Hump snack.
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Isn't that called lunch?
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Not called...
You know what?
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Ever since you got
that eating upgrade,
you've been out of control.
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- That's not true.
- It is so.
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You ate everything
in the fridge,
including the baking soda!
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Yeah, it wasn't as good
as the regular soda.
244
00:12:38,588 --> 00:12:41,381
( groans )
245
00:12:41,381 --> 00:12:45,055
You have literally eaten
everything in this
entire house!
246
00:12:45,055 --> 00:12:47,437
What am I gonna do
for my late night hump snack?
247
00:12:47,437 --> 00:12:50,600
I'm never gonna make it
to breakfast!
248
00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:53,233
Oh, good. I'm glad you're here.
We have a mission.
249
00:12:53,233 --> 00:12:57,397
I hope it's to go grocery
shopping. Judy's new update is
eating us out of house and home.
250
00:12:57,397 --> 00:13:01,571
Will you stop thinking
about your stomach
and focus on the mission.
251
00:13:01,571 --> 00:13:03,904
Okay, now we have
to find David Simmons.
252
00:13:03,904 --> 00:13:07,407
He developed the security system
for the Treasury. After that,
he retired and went off grid.
253
00:13:07,407 --> 00:13:10,911
If he's retired,
why does anyone care?
254
00:13:10,911 --> 00:13:14,084
Judy, you had a donut left?
Why didn't you tell me?
255
00:13:14,084 --> 00:13:17,217
You didn't ask.
256
00:13:17,217 --> 00:13:20,260
- If you don't--
- Stop it, you two!
257
00:13:20,260 --> 00:13:24,634
Now we have intel saying that
the Other Side is also looking
for Simmons.
258
00:13:24,634 --> 00:13:28,058
Our mission is to locate him,
extract him, and protect him.
259
00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:29,729
Let's get to work.
260
00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:35,735
Do you have any donuts
left, Judy?
261
00:13:35,735 --> 00:13:38,238
No, I do not.
262
00:13:39,529 --> 00:13:40,700
What is that?!
263
00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:43,613
It's a donut hole.
264
00:13:49,249 --> 00:13:51,751
So when's my surprise party?
265
00:13:51,751 --> 00:13:53,123
Not telling.
266
00:13:53,123 --> 00:13:55,165
By the way,
I ran out of money.
267
00:13:55,165 --> 00:13:57,507
Here's your portion
of the party bill. Surprise!
268
00:13:59,259 --> 00:14:01,301
So you're throwing me
a surprise party
269
00:14:01,301 --> 00:14:02,963
but I have to pay for it.
270
00:14:02,963 --> 00:14:04,844
Why am I not surprised?
271
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:08,138
Okay, we should probably
work on your surprise face.
272
00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:10,270
So you walk in
at the appointed time,
273
00:14:10,270 --> 00:14:13,353
see everyone you know
dressed as...
274
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,564
"book people".
275
00:14:18,979 --> 00:14:20,820
And go.
276
00:14:24,244 --> 00:14:25,825
( thinking )
It's not really happening.
277
00:14:25,825 --> 00:14:28,618
It's not really happening.
278
00:14:32,252 --> 00:14:33,333
( sighs )
279
00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:36,046
Okay, that was
a little too surprised.
280
00:14:36,046 --> 00:14:38,758
More like freaked out.
Uh, are you okay?
281
00:14:38,758 --> 00:14:40,460
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.
282
00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:43,383
Oh, I forgot to tell you.
I got an A on my math test!
283
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,925
Wait, no way.
284
00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:48,508
Now that is a surprise face.
285
00:14:48,508 --> 00:14:50,270
By the way,
I didn't really get an A.
286
00:14:50,270 --> 00:14:53,223
I'm not really
that surprised.
287
00:14:56,937 --> 00:15:01,571
So I've been
scouring the Internet
for any trace of David Simmons.
288
00:15:06,576 --> 00:15:10,790
What? I eat now.
Deal with it.
289
00:15:14,584 --> 00:15:17,207
( belches loudly )
290
00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:21,381
Technically, that's not eating.
That's just disgusting.
291
00:15:23,253 --> 00:15:26,886
Anyway...
292
00:15:26,886 --> 00:15:29,809
Satellite tracking revealed
Simmons spends a lot of time
293
00:15:29,809 --> 00:15:32,352
in Bung Hill, West Virginia
at a biker hangout.
294
00:15:32,352 --> 00:15:35,815
But according to his credit
cards, he never buys anything.
295
00:15:35,815 --> 00:15:39,439
Sounds like your father
at the jewelry store.
296
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,272
And the shoe store
and the phone store.
297
00:15:42,272 --> 00:15:45,655
Who buys one gig of data
for the entire family?
298
00:15:47,157 --> 00:15:49,279
At first I thought
he was just paying in cash.
299
00:15:49,279 --> 00:15:51,241
Which is a great way
to get a discount
300
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:54,534
for someone who really
wants a convertible
for their birthday next week.
301
00:15:54,534 --> 00:15:57,377
K.C., so which is it, I'm cheap,
or I'm buying you a car?
302
00:15:57,377 --> 00:16:02,462
Hey, there's only one way
to prove the haters wrong.
303
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:07,347
But I found records that show
Simmons owns the biker hangout.
304
00:16:07,347 --> 00:16:09,179
Okay, nice work, Ernie.
305
00:16:09,179 --> 00:16:12,432
( faint gurgling )
306
00:16:12,432 --> 00:16:14,354
What's that noise?
307
00:16:14,354 --> 00:16:18,148
I don't know, but it's coming
from you and it does not
sound good.
308
00:16:18,148 --> 00:16:21,481
It's my new digestive system.
It's malfunctioning!
309
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:25,605
No, actually,
I think it is functioning.
310
00:16:25,605 --> 00:16:27,737
Or at least
it's about to.
311
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:33,413
What's happening?!
312
00:16:33,413 --> 00:16:34,914
Okay, let's get moving.
313
00:16:34,914 --> 00:16:37,617
Well, looks like Judy's
already one step ahead of us.
314
00:16:39,329 --> 00:16:42,252
K.C., you have to come
to my house right now.
315
00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:45,045
Uh, Marisa, now's not really
a good time.
316
00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:46,506
Uh, well, too bad.
317
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:49,429
Everyone's at my house for your
party, waiting to surprise you.
318
00:16:49,429 --> 00:16:53,683
In their book costumes.
Come on, let's go.
319
00:16:53,683 --> 00:16:56,306
Marisa, I really, I just
can't get away right now.
320
00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:57,517
Why not?
321
00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:01,521
Because I have
family obligations.
322
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:05,315
Family obligations.
Oh, great. That's just great.
323
00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:08,988
I'm so glad that after
you asked me to cancel
your first surprise party,
324
00:17:08,988 --> 00:17:11,531
you wanted me to re-throw you
a surprise party,
325
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,323
only to cancel it again!
326
00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:16,706
I'll just make the party another
day when you're not too busy.
327
00:17:16,706 --> 00:17:19,829
Or will I? Who knows?
It'll be a surprise!
328
00:17:21,371 --> 00:17:22,922
Well, she took that well.
329
00:17:22,922 --> 00:17:25,545
Alright, pack your gear.
We're heading to Bung Hill.
330
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,088
We're headed to Bung Hill.
331
00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:29,469
And if anybody
gets in our way--
332
00:17:29,469 --> 00:17:33,473
They're going to be sorry
they got in our way.
333
00:17:33,473 --> 00:17:37,727
You're a little, evil,
no good, psycho girl.
334
00:17:37,727 --> 00:17:39,769
I'm so proud of you.
335
00:17:54,194 --> 00:17:55,825
Whoa!
336
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:58,698
( whistling )
337
00:17:58,698 --> 00:18:01,291
You see that?
338
00:18:01,291 --> 00:18:04,083
Hidey-ho, there,
Bung Hillian!
339
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,755
My family and I
are from out of town--
340
00:18:05,755 --> 00:18:07,507
We live in Toledo, Ohio
341
00:18:07,507 --> 00:18:10,380
and we're on our way
to Williamsburg, Virginia.
342
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:13,593
You know, where they churn
butter the old-fashioned way.
343
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,885
With a churner!
344
00:18:15,885 --> 00:18:17,807
All right, that's enough
out of you, Sparky.
345
00:18:17,807 --> 00:18:19,429
( forced chuckle )
346
00:18:19,429 --> 00:18:21,891
Anyway, as I was saying,
we're lost.
347
00:18:21,891 --> 00:18:23,893
I can't find Route 60.
348
00:18:23,893 --> 00:18:26,686
Now I've misplaced a lot
of things in my day,
by golly,
349
00:18:26,686 --> 00:18:29,229
but never a highway!
350
00:18:29,229 --> 00:18:32,572
Think maybe you can help me out?
I've got my map here.
It's in my fanny pack.
351
00:18:32,572 --> 00:18:35,365
You ever seen...?
352
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:39,789
Hey! I've been on my hog
for the past few hours.
353
00:18:39,789 --> 00:18:42,162
So what does it take to get
a little sarsaparilla
around here?
354
00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:44,834
Travel back in time?
355
00:18:44,834 --> 00:18:49,509
Well, then I'll take a lemonade.
Make it a double.
356
00:18:49,509 --> 00:18:51,671
In the meantime, where's
the little biker's room?
357
00:19:02,352 --> 00:19:06,526
( computer noises )
358
00:19:15,865 --> 00:19:17,327
( sighs )
359
00:19:17,327 --> 00:19:20,620
It's not really happening.
It's not really happening.
360
00:19:20,620 --> 00:19:23,042
It's not really Abby.
361
00:19:28,838 --> 00:19:31,591
Oh, who am I kidding?
That is definitely Abby.
362
00:19:35,635 --> 00:19:37,677
K.C., you'll blow your cover.
What are you doing?
363
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:41,140
Mom, I just saw Abby.
I'm not crazy and I'm not
letting her get away!
364
00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:42,642
( sighs )
365
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:47,477
( revs engine )
366
00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:48,858
( groans )
367
00:19:48,858 --> 00:19:51,691
( clears throat )
368
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,444
Hey, man, nice skins,
but I'm gonna need
to borrow your beast.
369
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:57,527
Please?
370
00:19:58,738 --> 00:20:00,450
Alright.
371
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:05,124
( grunting )
372
00:20:06,125 --> 00:20:08,328
Whoo. Okay.
373
00:20:10,330 --> 00:20:13,793
Hey, bro. Nice skins, but I'm
gonna need to borrow your beast.
374
00:20:19,839 --> 00:20:21,931
( revs engine )
375
00:20:21,931 --> 00:20:23,933
♪♪
376
00:20:37,116 --> 00:20:38,278
Hey, cuz.
377
00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:40,280
( groans ) I knew
it was you all along!
378
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,571
You made me think
that I lost it.
379
00:20:41,571 --> 00:20:43,453
You never had it.
380
00:20:46,326 --> 00:20:49,128
You'll never catch me, because
I'm smarter and better than you.
381
00:20:49,128 --> 00:20:51,541
Wow, for someone
with such a big head,
382
00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:53,833
I'm surprised you found
a helmet big enough to fit it!
383
00:20:53,833 --> 00:20:56,546
( groans )
384
00:21:22,662 --> 00:21:24,203
( grunts )
385
00:21:24,203 --> 00:21:26,706
Oh, goodie. You're alive.
386
00:21:26,706 --> 00:21:28,618
( groans ) Nice breath.
387
00:21:28,618 --> 00:21:30,119
No wonder you don't
have a boyfriend.
388
00:21:30,119 --> 00:21:33,082
I don't have a boyfriend
because you tried to kill him!
389
00:21:33,082 --> 00:21:36,916
I hate you! I hate you! I--
( muffled shouting )
390
00:21:36,916 --> 00:21:38,758
Oh, look at that.
391
00:21:38,758 --> 00:21:41,010
These stress balls
really are a great way
392
00:21:41,010 --> 00:21:42,882
to deal with
your problems.
393
00:21:47,637 --> 00:21:50,189
They got our girl.
They got our girl.
394
00:21:50,189 --> 00:21:53,142
Don't worry.
We'll get her back.
395
00:21:53,142 --> 00:21:56,736
Yeah, they're not
getting away with this.
396
00:21:56,736 --> 00:21:59,198
At least not alive.