1 00:00:00,421 --> 00:00:02,833 ♪♪ 2 00:00:04,755 --> 00:00:05,756 Previously on K.C. Undercover... 3 00:00:05,756 --> 00:00:07,298 I didn't get to properly introduce myself before. 4 00:00:07,298 --> 00:00:11,552 I'm K.C. Cooper and... I'm your cousin. 5 00:00:11,552 --> 00:00:13,184 Marisa, I am such an idiot. 6 00:00:13,184 --> 00:00:14,765 What if he doesn't like me anymore and doesn't call-- 7 00:00:14,765 --> 00:00:17,058 K.C., K.C., would you just relax. 8 00:00:17,058 --> 00:00:19,190 Darien likes you. He isn't going anywhere. 9 00:00:19,190 --> 00:00:20,851 ( car tires screech ) 10 00:00:20,851 --> 00:00:23,444 ( car crash ) 11 00:00:23,444 --> 00:00:26,947 Quick! Call an ambulance. A car just came out of nowhere and hit Darien. 12 00:00:26,947 --> 00:00:29,530 ( grunts ) 13 00:00:33,824 --> 00:00:35,366 Hey. What's up, Abby. 14 00:00:35,366 --> 00:00:37,458 Thank you so much for stopping by and checking on Darien, 15 00:00:37,458 --> 00:00:39,960 but good news, he's gonna be perfectly fine. 16 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:42,463 Yeah, well, this time he is. 17 00:00:43,504 --> 00:00:44,545 What you talking about? 18 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:48,299 His accident. It wasn't an accident. 19 00:00:48,299 --> 00:00:50,511 ( chuckles ) I'm sorry, that doesn't make any sense. 20 00:00:50,511 --> 00:00:52,723 Okay, who would intentionally hurt Darien? 21 00:00:55,676 --> 00:00:57,478 I would. 22 00:01:02,022 --> 00:01:03,354 You missed. 23 00:01:05,946 --> 00:01:07,358 Down! 24 00:01:14,495 --> 00:01:17,408 What are you doing next Saturday night? 25 00:01:17,408 --> 00:01:19,910 What was I doing last Saturday night? 26 00:01:19,910 --> 00:01:23,544 - Nothing. - Yep, I'll be doing that again. 27 00:01:23,544 --> 00:01:26,377 No, you won't. You are going to a surprise party. 28 00:01:26,377 --> 00:01:27,508 For who? 29 00:01:27,508 --> 00:01:29,170 You. 30 00:01:29,170 --> 00:01:32,553 Okay, you do know how surprise parties are supposed to work? 31 00:01:32,553 --> 00:01:35,806 Yes, but considering your line of work, I thought it was best 32 00:01:35,806 --> 00:01:38,519 to tell you so you don't go all Jackie Chan on the guests 33 00:01:38,519 --> 00:01:39,810 when they yell "Surprise." 34 00:01:39,810 --> 00:01:41,312 ( chuckles ) 35 00:01:41,312 --> 00:01:43,724 Marisa, you know me, okay. I am not a party person. 36 00:01:43,724 --> 00:01:45,526 I'm a party pooper. 37 00:01:45,526 --> 00:01:48,359 K.C., come on, you're about to be 17 38 00:01:48,359 --> 00:01:49,990 and a year from now you're gonna be 18. 39 00:01:49,990 --> 00:01:53,234 And after that... who knows? 40 00:01:53,234 --> 00:01:56,737 I'm gonna go with 19. 41 00:01:56,737 --> 00:01:58,999 Yes, I knew that. 42 00:01:58,999 --> 00:02:02,583 I meant, how many more birthdays are we gonna be able to celebrate together? 43 00:02:04,165 --> 00:02:06,207 Come on, please let me do this for you. 44 00:02:06,207 --> 00:02:07,508 Okay, fine. 45 00:02:07,508 --> 00:02:10,961 Yay! And you'll wear a pretty pretty party dress? 46 00:02:10,961 --> 00:02:12,423 ( brakes screech ) 47 00:02:12,423 --> 00:02:17,017 Okay, fine, forget the dress! Forget the dress! 48 00:02:17,017 --> 00:02:19,680 No no no, I just saw my cousin Abby, 49 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:22,473 right over there in that SUV! 50 00:02:22,473 --> 00:02:24,605 Your cousin Abby, the cousin that you eliminated 51 00:02:24,605 --> 00:02:27,478 in the giant explosion on the Potomac? 52 00:02:27,478 --> 00:02:30,531 I've heard of walkin' dead, but not drivin' dead. 53 00:02:30,531 --> 00:02:34,655 No, that was definitely Abby. But she's gone. 54 00:02:35,736 --> 00:02:39,410 I know, K.C., she's gone. 55 00:02:39,410 --> 00:02:41,081 No, I mean she ran the yellow light. 56 00:02:41,081 --> 00:02:44,955 Yep, ran the big yellow light in the sky. 57 00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:51,292 She's alive! And that's not an expression! 58 00:02:51,292 --> 00:02:54,675 ♪ Oh, when danger comes for you ♪ 59 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:57,848 ♪ You know I'll stand beside you ♪ 60 00:02:57,848 --> 00:03:00,891 ♪ 'Cause ain't nobody keep their head so cool ♪ 61 00:03:00,891 --> 00:03:03,604 ♪ I'll always find a way ♪ 62 00:03:03,604 --> 00:03:06,517 ♪ A way out of the fire ♪ 63 00:03:06,517 --> 00:03:09,690 ♪ But don't tell nobody, tell nobody ♪ 64 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,652 ♪ I'm not perfect ♪ 65 00:03:11,652 --> 00:03:15,656 ♪ So many things I wanna tell you ♪ 66 00:03:15,656 --> 00:03:18,489 ♪ But I.... ♪ 67 00:03:18,489 --> 00:03:19,530 ♪ I keep it undercover ♪ 68 00:03:19,530 --> 00:03:21,702 ♪ Living my life on red alert ♪ 69 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:24,164 ♪ Doing my thing, I'll make it work ♪ 70 00:03:24,164 --> 00:03:26,287 ♪ Know I'm the realest, baby I'm fearless ♪ 71 00:03:26,287 --> 00:03:28,088 ♪ But I always got your back ♪ 72 00:03:28,088 --> 00:03:30,591 ♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪ 73 00:03:30,591 --> 00:03:32,593 ♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪ 74 00:03:32,593 --> 00:03:35,135 ♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪ 75 00:03:35,135 --> 00:03:36,887 ♪ It's all part of the plan ♪ 76 00:03:36,887 --> 00:03:40,971 ♪ I keep it undercover I keep it undercover ♪ 77 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,521 - So, what's for dinner? - What do you care? 78 00:03:50,521 --> 00:03:52,853 The only thing you consume is electricity. 79 00:03:52,853 --> 00:03:54,735 ( chuckles ) Not anymore. 80 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,236 We just came back from The Organization. 81 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:59,029 They were giving away free upgrades and free sweat socks. 82 00:03:59,029 --> 00:04:03,534 Guess who got the upgrade, and guess who got the sweat socks? 83 00:04:03,534 --> 00:04:06,747 Judy, eating will be great for your undercover assignments. 84 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:09,249 And you're going to love it. Eating is really cool. 85 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:13,133 You do it all the time. How cool can it be? 86 00:04:13,133 --> 00:04:16,757 All right, let's break your new digestive system in. 87 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:18,178 Let's start with something easy. 88 00:04:18,178 --> 00:04:20,971 Ooh, how about applesauce? 89 00:04:20,971 --> 00:04:23,514 Fine. Let's get this over with. 90 00:04:23,514 --> 00:04:27,558 Open up your yum-yum hole. Here comes the airplane. 91 00:04:27,558 --> 00:04:32,313 ( mimics airplane ) 92 00:04:39,570 --> 00:04:41,402 That's it? 93 00:04:42,743 --> 00:04:44,615 That's eating? 94 00:04:44,615 --> 00:04:47,958 That's what you guys spend 90 percent of your day talking about? 95 00:04:49,710 --> 00:04:52,002 - What's that? - That's just chocolate. 96 00:04:53,914 --> 00:04:56,256 ( heavenly music plays ) 97 00:04:59,380 --> 00:05:02,302 Yeah, I'm going to need some more of that. 98 00:05:06,427 --> 00:05:08,098 Hey, what are you doing? 99 00:05:08,098 --> 00:05:09,640 I just found a bug. 100 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:11,692 What? Someone planted a bug? 101 00:05:14,855 --> 00:05:19,400 No, I found an actual bug. 102 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:21,652 And you owe me some new Begonias, missy. 103 00:05:21,652 --> 00:05:23,203 What's with you? 104 00:05:23,203 --> 00:05:27,868 Okay, um, this is gonna sound a bit unbelievable, 105 00:05:27,868 --> 00:05:30,711 but when I was driving down Rhode Island Avenue 106 00:05:30,711 --> 00:05:32,252 you are never gonna guess who I saw. 107 00:05:32,252 --> 00:05:33,794 Well, I know it wasn't your father 108 00:05:33,794 --> 00:05:35,956 because I asked him to go to the market an hour ago 109 00:05:35,956 --> 00:05:39,259 and his butt is still sitting on the couch watching the game! 110 00:05:41,512 --> 00:05:44,675 No, Mom, I saw my cousin Abby. 111 00:05:44,675 --> 00:05:47,097 Floating on the Potomac? 112 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:51,231 No, driving in the SUV next to me, not using her blinker. 113 00:05:51,231 --> 00:05:53,273 There is no end to her evil! 114 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,477 I'm sorry, K.C., 115 00:05:56,477 --> 00:05:58,819 - you saw your cousin Abby? - Yes. 116 00:05:58,819 --> 00:06:01,071 She was wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses, 117 00:06:01,071 --> 00:06:02,483 but I'm positive it was her. 118 00:06:02,483 --> 00:06:03,784 I totally recognized her. 119 00:06:03,784 --> 00:06:06,697 Okay, K.C., which is more likely, honey, huh? 120 00:06:06,697 --> 00:06:08,949 That you saw someone who looked like your cousin, 121 00:06:08,949 --> 00:06:11,492 or that Abby came back from the Great Beyond 122 00:06:11,492 --> 00:06:13,664 for a little carpool karaoke? 123 00:06:13,664 --> 00:06:15,796 Mom, I'm serious. I saw her! 124 00:06:15,796 --> 00:06:21,171 Honey, now, eliminating someone is the worst part of this job. 125 00:06:21,171 --> 00:06:23,133 But honey, sometimes, we don't have a choice. 126 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:26,507 And I really think this is your guilt playing tricks on you. 127 00:06:26,507 --> 00:06:30,431 No, no, Mom, I am sure that I saw her. 128 00:06:30,431 --> 00:06:31,472 ( sighs ) 129 00:06:31,472 --> 00:06:33,814 Well, I'm pretty sure it was her. 130 00:06:33,814 --> 00:06:36,356 No, I'm definitely... 131 00:06:36,356 --> 00:06:41,071 probably sure it was her... I think. 132 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:48,659 So I keep having this reoccurring dream, right? 133 00:06:48,659 --> 00:06:51,532 Basically, I have a test in my next class, 134 00:06:51,532 --> 00:06:54,294 but I've never been to that class. 135 00:06:54,294 --> 00:06:56,537 And worse, I don't even know where the class is. 136 00:06:56,537 --> 00:07:02,252 But when I do find the class: full of centaurs. 137 00:07:02,252 --> 00:07:04,505 I can't take the test, because it's too loud 138 00:07:04,505 --> 00:07:07,848 because everyone's counting with their hooves. 139 00:07:09,099 --> 00:07:11,602 But it's just a dream. That's normal, right? 140 00:07:12,893 --> 00:07:16,937 Yeah, sure. No. 141 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:19,730 Are we ever going to get around to talking about the fact 142 00:07:19,730 --> 00:07:22,022 that you thought you saw your deceased cousin? 143 00:07:22,022 --> 00:07:24,735 Yeah, that's been bothering me a little bit too. 144 00:07:24,735 --> 00:07:28,028 K.C., you know it's just a manifestation of the emotions you're feeling, 145 00:07:28,028 --> 00:07:30,831 emotions that you've buried deep inside 146 00:07:30,831 --> 00:07:32,623 because you never really dealt with what happened. 147 00:07:32,623 --> 00:07:36,627 Oh, trust me, I have dealt with it every single day. 148 00:07:36,627 --> 00:07:39,379 Abby and Erica are gone because of me, because of what I did. 149 00:07:39,379 --> 00:07:40,921 And I can handle that. I'm fine. 150 00:07:40,921 --> 00:07:43,924 I know everyone keeps saying that I'm losing it, 151 00:07:43,924 --> 00:07:47,548 but I am holding it together, I'm perfectly fine! 152 00:07:49,850 --> 00:07:52,092 Okay, I could use a little bit of help. 153 00:07:52,092 --> 00:07:54,595 Alright, here's what I want you to do. 154 00:07:54,595 --> 00:07:56,857 If you ever think you see Abby again-- 155 00:07:56,857 --> 00:07:59,860 - Eliminate her? - No. 156 00:07:59,860 --> 00:08:01,361 Let me finish. 157 00:08:01,361 --> 00:08:05,155 I want you to steady yourself, squeeze this stress ball, 158 00:08:05,155 --> 00:08:06,697 and repeat this mantra: 159 00:08:06,697 --> 00:08:09,700 "It's not really happening. It's not really happening." 160 00:08:09,700 --> 00:08:11,702 - Can you do that? - Mm-hmm. 161 00:08:11,702 --> 00:08:14,454 And in the meantime, go do something that's not spy work, 162 00:08:14,454 --> 00:08:16,877 something that actual teenagers would do. 163 00:08:16,877 --> 00:08:21,211 Go on a date. Go have fun. Go shopping at the mall. 164 00:08:21,211 --> 00:08:23,714 Did my friend Marisa put you up to this? 165 00:08:23,714 --> 00:08:25,626 It is either this 166 00:08:25,626 --> 00:08:27,838 or you're going on a break from The Organization. 167 00:08:29,049 --> 00:08:30,300 Okay, fine. 168 00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:33,844 I'll try to do more teenager stuff. 169 00:08:33,844 --> 00:08:36,436 But what do you suggest I do about that centaur thing? 170 00:08:36,436 --> 00:08:41,021 Well, if worst comes to worst, you can always blow them up on the Potomac. 171 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:42,813 Too soon. I realize that now. 172 00:08:45,776 --> 00:08:47,988 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 173 00:08:47,988 --> 00:08:49,910 You know what? You're right. 174 00:08:49,910 --> 00:08:53,283 I was just buggin'. There's no way that I could've seen Abby. 175 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:03,163 Abby! Get in here. We have an important mission. 176 00:09:06,166 --> 00:09:08,629 I hope it's to open some windows in here. 177 00:09:08,629 --> 00:09:11,341 Do you always have to douse yourself in toilet water? 178 00:09:11,341 --> 00:09:14,635 It's "toilette water". 179 00:09:14,635 --> 00:09:18,348 And if I open a window, it'll be to throw you out of it. 180 00:09:18,348 --> 00:09:19,890 We're looking for David Simmons. 181 00:09:19,890 --> 00:09:23,734 He designed the security system for the U.S. Treasury vaults. 182 00:09:23,734 --> 00:09:26,446 It is our job to locate, abduct, 183 00:09:26,446 --> 00:09:28,989 and threaten him until he tells us 184 00:09:28,989 --> 00:09:30,901 how to get inside those vaults. 185 00:09:30,901 --> 00:09:35,115 And then we go on the biggest shopping spree of all time. 186 00:09:35,115 --> 00:09:38,288 Lord knows you could use it. 187 00:09:38,288 --> 00:09:40,961 Seriously, Mother, are those shoulder pads? 188 00:09:40,961 --> 00:09:42,502 ( painful grunt ) 189 00:09:42,502 --> 00:09:45,626 Did that feel padded to you, Miss Thing? 190 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,920 Your father's going to use that stolen money 191 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:51,511 to bring down The Organization. 192 00:09:51,511 --> 00:09:52,883 ( muffled voice ) Sounds good to me. 193 00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:54,474 What are you eating? 194 00:09:54,474 --> 00:09:56,216 I went and got a burger and some fries. 195 00:09:56,216 --> 00:09:58,639 From Gettysburger?! 196 00:09:58,639 --> 00:10:02,062 You know the Coopers live close to there! You could've been spotted. 197 00:10:02,062 --> 00:10:04,064 Actually... 198 00:10:04,064 --> 00:10:05,686 She saw you?! 199 00:10:05,686 --> 00:10:09,069 See? This is why I don't tell you anything. 200 00:10:09,069 --> 00:10:11,071 And relax. I was wearing sunglasses and a hat. 201 00:10:11,071 --> 00:10:14,074 What about your face? 202 00:10:14,074 --> 00:10:16,536 Were you wearing your face? 203 00:10:18,078 --> 00:10:21,121 K.C. cannot get in the way of this mission. 204 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,542 If she does, I have to eliminate her. 205 00:10:22,542 --> 00:10:26,086 Sweet! Make sure I get an invite to that party. 206 00:10:31,251 --> 00:10:34,675 So did you get out the invitations to my party? 207 00:10:34,675 --> 00:10:37,848 Oh, you mean the party that I planned every detail of, 208 00:10:37,848 --> 00:10:40,140 invited everyone we know, baked a cake for, 209 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,472 and then you suddenly changed your mind because you thought you saw your cousin 210 00:10:42,472 --> 00:10:45,355 and made me cancel everything, that surprise party? 211 00:10:46,526 --> 00:10:48,608 Yep, that's the one. Um... 212 00:10:48,608 --> 00:10:51,231 So I was thinking literary theme. 213 00:10:51,231 --> 00:10:55,986 Everyone comes dressed as their favorite 19th century fictional character. 214 00:10:57,327 --> 00:11:00,410 How are we even friends? 215 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:02,833 Marisa, please. Okay, come on, I need this party. 216 00:11:02,833 --> 00:11:05,625 I'm supposed to start doing regular teenage stuff. 217 00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:10,290 Why can't you just break your curfew and talk back to your parents like everyone else? 218 00:11:10,290 --> 00:11:11,842 Please? 219 00:11:11,842 --> 00:11:14,294 Okay, fine, fine. I'll just have to re-book the DJ, 220 00:11:14,294 --> 00:11:18,178 re-order the food, re-invite the guests... 221 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,060 read a book... 222 00:11:21,762 --> 00:11:26,396 find a costume about that book... ( continues talking ) 223 00:11:26,396 --> 00:11:28,188 Okay. 224 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:32,072 It's not really happening. It's not really happening. 225 00:11:35,776 --> 00:11:37,077 And then the only thing left to do 226 00:11:37,077 --> 00:11:40,280 is go shopping for your pretty, pretty party dress. 227 00:11:42,122 --> 00:11:45,625 It's not really happening. It's not really happening. 228 00:11:47,998 --> 00:11:51,962 Oh, you're still here. I guess it doesn't work on everyone. 229 00:11:59,679 --> 00:12:02,182 ( snickering ) 230 00:12:02,182 --> 00:12:05,105 Donut time! 231 00:12:05,105 --> 00:12:07,017 Oh! My donuts are gone. 232 00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:10,150 Hey, Judy? Did you see my donuts? 233 00:12:10,150 --> 00:12:14,564 I dough-not know what you're talking about. 234 00:12:14,564 --> 00:12:16,156 I was saving those for my hump snack. 235 00:12:16,156 --> 00:12:18,118 What's a hump snack? 236 00:12:18,118 --> 00:12:21,701 The snack after the first snack, to get me over the hump to dinner. 237 00:12:21,701 --> 00:12:22,953 Hump snack. 238 00:12:24,164 --> 00:12:26,536 Isn't that called lunch? 239 00:12:26,536 --> 00:12:28,208 Not called... You know what? 240 00:12:28,208 --> 00:12:30,000 Ever since you got that eating upgrade, you've been out of control. 241 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,581 - That's not true. - It is so. 242 00:12:31,581 --> 00:12:36,046 You ate everything in the fridge, including the baking soda! 243 00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:38,588 Yeah, it wasn't as good as the regular soda. 244 00:12:38,588 --> 00:12:41,381 ( groans ) 245 00:12:41,381 --> 00:12:45,055 You have literally eaten everything in this entire house! 246 00:12:45,055 --> 00:12:47,437 What am I gonna do for my late night hump snack? 247 00:12:47,437 --> 00:12:50,600 I'm never gonna make it to breakfast! 248 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:53,233 Oh, good. I'm glad you're here. We have a mission. 249 00:12:53,233 --> 00:12:57,397 I hope it's to go grocery shopping. Judy's new update is eating us out of house and home. 250 00:12:57,397 --> 00:13:01,571 Will you stop thinking about your stomach and focus on the mission. 251 00:13:01,571 --> 00:13:03,904 Okay, now we have to find David Simmons. 252 00:13:03,904 --> 00:13:07,407 He developed the security system for the Treasury. After that, he retired and went off grid. 253 00:13:07,407 --> 00:13:10,911 If he's retired, why does anyone care? 254 00:13:10,911 --> 00:13:14,084 Judy, you had a donut left? Why didn't you tell me? 255 00:13:14,084 --> 00:13:17,217 You didn't ask. 256 00:13:17,217 --> 00:13:20,260 - If you don't-- - Stop it, you two! 257 00:13:20,260 --> 00:13:24,634 Now we have intel saying that the Other Side is also looking for Simmons. 258 00:13:24,634 --> 00:13:28,058 Our mission is to locate him, extract him, and protect him. 259 00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:29,729 Let's get to work. 260 00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:35,735 Do you have any donuts left, Judy? 261 00:13:35,735 --> 00:13:38,238 No, I do not. 262 00:13:39,529 --> 00:13:40,700 What is that?! 263 00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:43,613 It's a donut hole. 264 00:13:49,249 --> 00:13:51,751 So when's my surprise party? 265 00:13:51,751 --> 00:13:53,123 Not telling. 266 00:13:53,123 --> 00:13:55,165 By the way, I ran out of money. 267 00:13:55,165 --> 00:13:57,507 Here's your portion of the party bill. Surprise! 268 00:13:59,259 --> 00:14:01,301 So you're throwing me a surprise party 269 00:14:01,301 --> 00:14:02,963 but I have to pay for it. 270 00:14:02,963 --> 00:14:04,844 Why am I not surprised? 271 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:08,138 Okay, we should probably work on your surprise face. 272 00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:10,270 So you walk in at the appointed time, 273 00:14:10,270 --> 00:14:13,353 see everyone you know dressed as... 274 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,564 "book people". 275 00:14:18,979 --> 00:14:20,820 And go. 276 00:14:24,244 --> 00:14:25,825 ( thinking ) It's not really happening. 277 00:14:25,825 --> 00:14:28,618 It's not really happening. 278 00:14:32,252 --> 00:14:33,333 ( sighs ) 279 00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:36,046 Okay, that was a little too surprised. 280 00:14:36,046 --> 00:14:38,758 More like freaked out. Uh, are you okay? 281 00:14:38,758 --> 00:14:40,460 Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. 282 00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:43,383 Oh, I forgot to tell you. I got an A on my math test! 283 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,925 Wait, no way. 284 00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:48,508 Now that is a surprise face. 285 00:14:48,508 --> 00:14:50,270 By the way, I didn't really get an A. 286 00:14:50,270 --> 00:14:53,223 I'm not really that surprised. 287 00:14:56,937 --> 00:15:01,571 So I've been scouring the Internet for any trace of David Simmons. 288 00:15:06,576 --> 00:15:10,790 What? I eat now. Deal with it. 289 00:15:14,584 --> 00:15:17,207 ( belches loudly ) 290 00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:21,381 Technically, that's not eating. That's just disgusting. 291 00:15:23,253 --> 00:15:26,886 Anyway... 292 00:15:26,886 --> 00:15:29,809 Satellite tracking revealed Simmons spends a lot of time 293 00:15:29,809 --> 00:15:32,352 in Bung Hill, West Virginia at a biker hangout. 294 00:15:32,352 --> 00:15:35,815 But according to his credit cards, he never buys anything. 295 00:15:35,815 --> 00:15:39,439 Sounds like your father at the jewelry store. 296 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,272 And the shoe store and the phone store. 297 00:15:42,272 --> 00:15:45,655 Who buys one gig of data for the entire family? 298 00:15:47,157 --> 00:15:49,279 At first I thought he was just paying in cash. 299 00:15:49,279 --> 00:15:51,241 Which is a great way to get a discount 300 00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:54,534 for someone who really wants a convertible for their birthday next week. 301 00:15:54,534 --> 00:15:57,377 K.C., so which is it, I'm cheap, or I'm buying you a car? 302 00:15:57,377 --> 00:16:02,462 Hey, there's only one way to prove the haters wrong. 303 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:07,347 But I found records that show Simmons owns the biker hangout. 304 00:16:07,347 --> 00:16:09,179 Okay, nice work, Ernie. 305 00:16:09,179 --> 00:16:12,432 ( faint gurgling ) 306 00:16:12,432 --> 00:16:14,354 What's that noise? 307 00:16:14,354 --> 00:16:18,148 I don't know, but it's coming from you and it does not sound good. 308 00:16:18,148 --> 00:16:21,481 It's my new digestive system. It's malfunctioning! 309 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:25,605 No, actually, I think it is functioning. 310 00:16:25,605 --> 00:16:27,737 Or at least it's about to. 311 00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:33,413 What's happening?! 312 00:16:33,413 --> 00:16:34,914 Okay, let's get moving. 313 00:16:34,914 --> 00:16:37,617 Well, looks like Judy's already one step ahead of us. 314 00:16:39,329 --> 00:16:42,252 K.C., you have to come to my house right now. 315 00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:45,045 Uh, Marisa, now's not really a good time. 316 00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:46,506 Uh, well, too bad. 317 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:49,429 Everyone's at my house for your party, waiting to surprise you. 318 00:16:49,429 --> 00:16:53,683 In their book costumes. Come on, let's go. 319 00:16:53,683 --> 00:16:56,306 Marisa, I really, I just can't get away right now. 320 00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:57,517 Why not? 321 00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:01,521 Because I have family obligations. 322 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:05,315 Family obligations. Oh, great. That's just great. 323 00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:08,988 I'm so glad that after you asked me to cancel your first surprise party, 324 00:17:08,988 --> 00:17:11,531 you wanted me to re-throw you a surprise party, 325 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,323 only to cancel it again! 326 00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:16,706 I'll just make the party another day when you're not too busy. 327 00:17:16,706 --> 00:17:19,829 Or will I? Who knows? It'll be a surprise! 328 00:17:21,371 --> 00:17:22,922 Well, she took that well. 329 00:17:22,922 --> 00:17:25,545 Alright, pack your gear. We're heading to Bung Hill. 330 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,088 We're headed to Bung Hill. 331 00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:29,469 And if anybody gets in our way-- 332 00:17:29,469 --> 00:17:33,473 They're going to be sorry they got in our way. 333 00:17:33,473 --> 00:17:37,727 You're a little, evil, no good, psycho girl. 334 00:17:37,727 --> 00:17:39,769 I'm so proud of you. 335 00:17:54,194 --> 00:17:55,825 Whoa! 336 00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:58,698 ( whistling ) 337 00:17:58,698 --> 00:18:01,291 You see that? 338 00:18:01,291 --> 00:18:04,083 Hidey-ho, there, Bung Hillian! 339 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,755 My family and I are from out of town-- 340 00:18:05,755 --> 00:18:07,507 We live in Toledo, Ohio 341 00:18:07,507 --> 00:18:10,380 and we're on our way to Williamsburg, Virginia. 342 00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:13,593 You know, where they churn butter the old-fashioned way. 343 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,885 With a churner! 344 00:18:15,885 --> 00:18:17,807 All right, that's enough out of you, Sparky. 345 00:18:17,807 --> 00:18:19,429 ( forced chuckle ) 346 00:18:19,429 --> 00:18:21,891 Anyway, as I was saying, we're lost. 347 00:18:21,891 --> 00:18:23,893 I can't find Route 60. 348 00:18:23,893 --> 00:18:26,686 Now I've misplaced a lot of things in my day, by golly, 349 00:18:26,686 --> 00:18:29,229 but never a highway! 350 00:18:29,229 --> 00:18:32,572 Think maybe you can help me out? I've got my map here. It's in my fanny pack. 351 00:18:32,572 --> 00:18:35,365 You ever seen...? 352 00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:39,789 Hey! I've been on my hog for the past few hours. 353 00:18:39,789 --> 00:18:42,162 So what does it take to get a little sarsaparilla around here? 354 00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:44,834 Travel back in time? 355 00:18:44,834 --> 00:18:49,509 Well, then I'll take a lemonade. Make it a double. 356 00:18:49,509 --> 00:18:51,671 In the meantime, where's the little biker's room? 357 00:19:02,352 --> 00:19:06,526 ( computer noises ) 358 00:19:15,865 --> 00:19:17,327 ( sighs ) 359 00:19:17,327 --> 00:19:20,620 It's not really happening. It's not really happening. 360 00:19:20,620 --> 00:19:23,042 It's not really Abby. 361 00:19:28,838 --> 00:19:31,591 Oh, who am I kidding? That is definitely Abby. 362 00:19:35,635 --> 00:19:37,677 K.C., you'll blow your cover. What are you doing? 363 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:41,140 Mom, I just saw Abby. I'm not crazy and I'm not letting her get away! 364 00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:42,642 ( sighs ) 365 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:47,477 ( revs engine ) 366 00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:48,858 ( groans ) 367 00:19:48,858 --> 00:19:51,691 ( clears throat ) 368 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,444 Hey, man, nice skins, but I'm gonna need to borrow your beast. 369 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:57,527 Please? 370 00:19:58,738 --> 00:20:00,450 Alright. 371 00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:05,124 ( grunting ) 372 00:20:06,125 --> 00:20:08,328 Whoo. Okay. 373 00:20:10,330 --> 00:20:13,793 Hey, bro. Nice skins, but I'm gonna need to borrow your beast. 374 00:20:19,839 --> 00:20:21,931 ( revs engine ) 375 00:20:21,931 --> 00:20:23,933 ♪♪ 376 00:20:37,116 --> 00:20:38,278 Hey, cuz. 377 00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:40,280 ( groans ) I knew it was you all along! 378 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,571 You made me think that I lost it. 379 00:20:41,571 --> 00:20:43,453 You never had it. 380 00:20:46,326 --> 00:20:49,128 You'll never catch me, because I'm smarter and better than you. 381 00:20:49,128 --> 00:20:51,541 Wow, for someone with such a big head, 382 00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:53,833 I'm surprised you found a helmet big enough to fit it! 383 00:20:53,833 --> 00:20:56,546 ( groans ) 384 00:21:22,662 --> 00:21:24,203 ( grunts ) 385 00:21:24,203 --> 00:21:26,706 Oh, goodie. You're alive. 386 00:21:26,706 --> 00:21:28,618 ( groans ) Nice breath. 387 00:21:28,618 --> 00:21:30,119 No wonder you don't have a boyfriend. 388 00:21:30,119 --> 00:21:33,082 I don't have a boyfriend because you tried to kill him! 389 00:21:33,082 --> 00:21:36,916 I hate you! I hate you! I-- ( muffled shouting ) 390 00:21:36,916 --> 00:21:38,758 Oh, look at that. 391 00:21:38,758 --> 00:21:41,010 These stress balls really are a great way 392 00:21:41,010 --> 00:21:42,882 to deal with your problems. 393 00:21:47,637 --> 00:21:50,189 They got our girl. They got our girl. 394 00:21:50,189 --> 00:21:53,142 Don't worry. We'll get her back. 395 00:21:53,142 --> 00:21:56,736 Yeah, they're not getting away with this. 396 00:21:56,736 --> 00:21:59,198 At least not alive.