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♪♪
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Hey, guys,
I'll be right back.
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Hey, we're decorating a tree.
It's your favorite thing to do.
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Besides not wearing
makeup.
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Oh, I just have some last-minute
Christmas shopping to do.
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KC, the malls
are closing.
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Then I better
get there, huh?
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Was she acting
a little weird?
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No weirder than usual.
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MAN: Yes?
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Hey, um...
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can we talk?
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Sure. Come on in.
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♪ Oh, when danger
comes for you ♪
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♪ You know
I'll stand beside you ♪
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♪ 'Cause ain't nobody
keep things hustle cool ♪
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♪ I'll always find a way,
a way out of the fire ♪
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♪ Don't tell nobody,
tell nobody ♪
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♪ I'm not perfect ♪
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♪ So many things
I wanna tell you ♪
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♪ But I, I, I,
I keep it undercover ♪
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♪ Livin' my life,
no way to learn ♪
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♪ Doin' my thing,
gonna make it work ♪
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♪ Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless ♪
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♪ But I always
got your back ♪
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♪ Nobody can do it
like I can ♪
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♪ I gotta find out
who I am ♪
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♪ Ain't got to worry
about me ♪
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♪ It's all
part of the plan ♪
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I keep it undercover.
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I keep it
undercover.
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You don't have to
lie on the couch.
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Oh, I know, but that's
how they do it on TV and movies,
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plus I'm a little tired,
so two birds, one stone.
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Do you always
find it necessary
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to deflect your feelings
with jokes?
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What? No.
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Just most of the time.
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Look, I'm sorry, okay?
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I don't even know
why I'm here.
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I don't wanna mess up
your Christmas Eve.
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My name is Dr. Levinstein.
I'm in no rush.
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So, uh, what exactly
is bothering you?
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( sighs )
Nothing.
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I'm sorry.
I'm fine.
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( laughs nervously )
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It's just that,
you know,
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being a spy is really
messing with my head.
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It's got me feeling like
a total wreck.
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Sometimes I can handle it,
but just recently,
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with all these missions
and going undercover
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as all these different people
I just start feeling like,
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who the heck is KC?
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You know? And I'm sure
it's not an unusual feeling
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for a spy, right?
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No, not at all.
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Excuse me for just
one second.
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Yeah, it's me.
I'm going to be late.
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KC, maybe these feelings
are exacerbated
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because you're so young.
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Young? Yeah, well,
today I'm young,
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but a lot of the times,
I'm not.
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( British accent ) Well, hello,
fellow educators.
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Substitute teacher
Margaret Cavendish
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reporting for duty.
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Oh, yes!
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Nothing like the smell of
uneducated minds, am I right?
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Makes you just want to
fill them up with knowledge.
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Knowledge, knowledge,
knowledge!
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Well, before I start
edificating these young minds,
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I'm going to rest
my weary bones.
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Excuse me.
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Oh, how kind of you
to squeeze me in, buttercup.
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You know,
back in my day,
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we didn't allow students
in the teachers' lounge.
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Well, actually,
I am a teacher.
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Oh, but you are
just a pup!
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A little bitty puppy.
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Thank you.
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Oh. Oh, heavens.
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I should have never had
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those bangers
and mash for lunch.
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The gas is starting.
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( passes gas )
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Would you be a dear
and get me some tea?
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Gladly.
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It sounds to me like
you're putting
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a little extra pressure
on yourself.
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I bet, one day,
when you're a little old lady,
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you're gonna look back
on this
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and remember
these experiences fondly.
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Well, hopefully more fondly
than the last time
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I was a little old man.
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Hey, how you doin'?
Bernie Burns.
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Only two things
visible from space.
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The Great Wall of China
and that ugly shirt.
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Hey oh!
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You just got burned
by Bernie Burns.
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Oh, man, look at
these two.
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More wrinkles than
a box of raisins.
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Hey oh!
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Burned by the Burnster.
Hey.
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Bernie Burns here.
I used to be
a nightclub comedian.
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You know what happened
when I played Atlantic City?
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Everyone left
and went to Vegas. Hey oh!
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I just burned myself.
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Nobody's off limits.
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Maybe you should dwell
on the positive.
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It seems to me that you're
genuinely good at this work,
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portraying other people.
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Yeah, usually I am,
but not always.
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There was this one time
I had to do it on truth serum.
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My, my, my.
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And a good afternoon
to you.
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Mr. Tochlin,
I presume.
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Mrs. DuBois,
I presume.
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Well, you presume wrong.
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Excuse me?
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My friends,
they call me KC.
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I hope you'll call me
KC, too, all right.
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Everybody calls me KC.
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Okay.
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Uh, Mrs. DuBois...
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Mm-mm.
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KC.
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( chuckles )
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It says here that
Marisa worked as
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your part-time
personal assistant.
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Yes.
That is what it says.
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Those words
are on that paper.
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Uh, you know, Marisa,
she is a lovely gal.
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She's vivacious,
good humored,
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sweeter than a sugar cake
on a baby's bottom.
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Well, I should go now.
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Here is a can of
creamed corn for y'all.
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Have a good day, darlin'.
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Um, just a few more
questions.
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Please. Since you're here.
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Oh. Goody goody gumdrops.
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So how long
have you known Marisa?
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Since I was five.
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You mean
since she was five.
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Yes. That is true.
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I have known Marisa
since she was five.
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We used to take
baths together.
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Can we wrap this up now?
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Uh, we're almost finished.
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Would you say that Marisa
is generally on time?
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Oh, yes, absolutely.
She is always on time.
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For a party or a sale.
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Not for anything really
important when you're
countin' on her.
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Thank you for your candor.
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I have
just one more question.
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If you were me,
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would you hire Marisa
for this job?
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No!
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No, no, no.
No way, absolutely not.
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Negatory. Nope.
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And if I wasn't
clear before, no!
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Wow. Uh, well,
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is there anything else
you wanna tell me?
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You look like
a sleepy turtle.
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Where I come from, dear,
that's a compliment.
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No, it's not.
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Ernie, can I talk
to you for a second?
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She must be trying to get me
under the mistletoe.
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What the heck?
It's Christmas.
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Let me go share
the gift that is Ernie.
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You might wanna
keep the receipt.
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I'm worried about KC.
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I don't think she went out
to buy presents.
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Why not?
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Because she's so organized.
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She has her Christmas shopping
done by Easter.
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I think she might be upset
about something.
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You're being ridiculous.
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KC is the most together
person I know.
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I just feel like
I'm falling apart.
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I think part of the anxiety
you're feeling
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stems from the fact
that going undercover
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can be lonely work.
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Well, I mean, sometimes
I get to go with another agent.
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And that's better?
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No, it's worse.
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Simone, come on.
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This is ridiculous.
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No one in their right mind
is gonna believe I'm a man.
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Not with all this
curvaceousness-ness.
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Would you stop whining,
okay, and dude up?
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I'm sorry, KC,
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but this undercover stuff
is just not my bailiwick.
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Rule number one
of being a dude.
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You don't wanna use words
like bailiwick.
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I don't know if
I can do this, all right?
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I'm just so nervous.
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How many times
do I have to tell you,
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I am not a field agent?
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I was hoping just 12!
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Because if I hear it again,
I swear,
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I am sticking
this plunger
up your nose.
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How dare you speak to
a lady that way?
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Look, relax, okay?
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If anyone comes,
I will do all the talking.
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Got it. Yes.
You do all the talking.
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I will keep it quiet.
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No matter what happens,
my lips are zip, zip, zip.
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We need paper towels
in the men's room.
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( deep voice )
We need paper towels?
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You need paper towels?
You always need paper towels.
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Everybody need paper towels.
Paper towels, paper towels,
paper towels.
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When I was in my generation,
back when I was fly,
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we used to have paper
and we used to have towels.
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We used to have
paper to write with,
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and towels to wipe with,
but now you want
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all the paper towels
together, don't ya?
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Paper towels, paper...
take your paper towels
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and get back
in that room!
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Nobody wants to use you
or your paper towels.
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It occurs to me that you need
a creative outlet
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to relieve your stress.
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Many of my patients
really enjoy art therapy.
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Oh, yeah, I've dabbled
in art before.
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Not really my thing.
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I am Lola Fingers.
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Artiste.
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And I'm her manager,
Tommy Lasorda.
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The artiste manager.
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Not the baseball manager.
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He's a large white man,
and I'm a short black guy,
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with a penchant
for turtlenecks.
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Your work is genius.
As is your hair.
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Yeah, well, my style
is perpetually
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caught in a breeze.
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To remind me that life
is always moving,
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as must art.
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Oh, yes.
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This space is perfect.
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It's bare.
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It's naked.
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I'll cover your shame,
naked wall.
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With art!
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She'll need total privacy.
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Her most creative hours
are 2:00 to 5:00 a.m.
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You've got it, Lola.
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But it would be an honor
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to come by
and see you work.
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Why wait?
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She can do one right now.
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Lola's known for
her spontaneous paintings.
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Yes. I'm also known for
firing my manager.
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Come on, Lola.
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Do the one where
you roll around in...
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Why am I explaining
when she can just show you?
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Lola.
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No, thank you. I'm just
not feeling the muse right now.
256
00:12:22,823 --> 00:12:24,034
Then let me
help you feel it.
257
00:12:29,459 --> 00:12:31,251
Oh, yes.
258
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,253
I'm not done,
I'm not done.
259
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,675
Oh, lovely.
260
00:12:35,675 --> 00:12:39,259
Oh, yes. Yes, I'm really
starting to feel it
261
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,680
everywhere now.
262
00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,722
Yes!
263
00:12:47,057 --> 00:12:49,269
Lola, you've done it again.
264
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:52,272
Don't hold back.
Rage is your medium.
265
00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:57,487
I love it.
266
00:13:00,991 --> 00:13:03,203
Yes, Lola,
you've done it again.
267
00:13:03,203 --> 00:13:06,907
Eh. I wouldn't say
it's your best work.
268
00:13:11,211 --> 00:13:12,502
Oh, really?
269
00:13:12,502 --> 00:13:15,175
Oh, lovely.
270
00:13:20,180 --> 00:13:21,421
Look at that.
271
00:13:21,421 --> 00:13:24,474
Another Lola Fingers
original.
272
00:13:24,474 --> 00:13:26,977
Allow me to sign it for you.
273
00:13:32,482 --> 00:13:34,274
Okay, so what
I'm hearing is,
274
00:13:34,274 --> 00:13:36,696
you have fun
working with your family.
275
00:13:36,696 --> 00:13:38,738
Oh, yeah.
276
00:13:38,738 --> 00:13:40,861
Yeah, I do. A lot.
277
00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:42,652
So no conflicts come up
because of work.
278
00:13:42,652 --> 00:13:44,284
There's never any fighting.
279
00:13:44,284 --> 00:13:46,656
Fighting? Between people
in my family? No.
280
00:13:46,656 --> 00:13:48,448
Absolutely not.
281
00:13:48,448 --> 00:13:50,290
Unless you count my mom.
282
00:13:50,290 --> 00:13:53,333
You know I love you,
but I gotta mess you up.
283
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,214
Excuse me?
284
00:13:54,214 --> 00:13:56,296
Scar said that I
had to fight you.
285
00:13:56,296 --> 00:13:59,259
Oh. In that case,
hit me hard.
286
00:13:59,259 --> 00:14:02,883
What? I don't want to.
You're my mommy.
287
00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:05,015
And your mommy
is saying hit me.
288
00:14:05,015 --> 00:14:07,307
Come on. This'll just be
like sparring practice at home.
289
00:14:07,307 --> 00:14:09,389
- Okay.
- All right.
290
00:14:09,389 --> 00:14:11,141
I'm gonna hit you
now, okay?
291
00:14:15,185 --> 00:14:16,816
What are you doing?
292
00:14:16,816 --> 00:14:18,818
I'm not gonna make it
easy on you.
293
00:14:18,818 --> 00:14:21,241
Hit me again, delinquent!
See what happens.
294
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:25,075
INMATES: Fight, fight,
fight, fight!
295
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,375
- Nice kick, Mom.
- Thanks.
296
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,587
Hey, wanna do
that over-the-table thing?
297
00:14:37,587 --> 00:14:38,758
- Sure. Why not?
- Okay.
298
00:14:42,842 --> 00:14:45,425
It seems to me you really
didn't have a choice.
299
00:14:45,425 --> 00:14:47,137
One thing we all know
300
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:49,389
is that an agent
can never blow their cover.
301
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,561
Yeah. About that.
302
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,397
Intel shows that
an enemy spy
303
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,819
is expected to arrive
at any moment.
304
00:14:59,819 --> 00:15:02,732
Your mission is to place
a miniature GPS tracking device
305
00:15:02,732 --> 00:15:04,194
in his food.
306
00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:06,236
Once he eats it,
307
00:15:06,236 --> 00:15:07,617
we'll be able to
track him for up to 12 hours.
308
00:15:07,617 --> 00:15:09,409
Won't he know
it's in his food?
309
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,081
Honey, put it in the tempura.
310
00:15:11,081 --> 00:15:12,622
People eat anything
that's deep fried.
311
00:15:14,034 --> 00:15:16,206
I have visual confirmation
312
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:18,088
that the targets
have entered the restaurant.
313
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,602
Hi, Chef.
314
00:15:32,602 --> 00:15:34,644
What is Marisa
doing there?
315
00:15:34,644 --> 00:15:36,056
Apparently disregarding
316
00:15:36,056 --> 00:15:38,438
the "please wait to
be seated" sign.
317
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,401
Ah, Chef,
do you have a best friend?
318
00:15:41,401 --> 00:15:44,444
I have a best friend.
Well, I had a best friend.
319
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,446
Normally, we come here
together,
320
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:47,657
but we had
a really big fight.
321
00:15:47,657 --> 00:15:49,569
( muttering gibberish )
322
00:15:49,569 --> 00:15:52,242
I know
these things happen,
323
00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:54,284
but they don't happen
to me and KC.
324
00:15:54,284 --> 00:15:56,666
We used to tell each other
everything,
325
00:15:56,666 --> 00:15:58,078
but she's changed.
326
00:15:58,078 --> 00:16:00,580
( gibberish )
327
00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:02,292
You're totally right.
328
00:16:02,292 --> 00:16:04,044
I'm being all
judge-y judge-y,
329
00:16:04,044 --> 00:16:06,346
but it hurts.
330
00:16:06,346 --> 00:16:09,299
Oh, hey, could you do the big
shrimp flip and egg crack
trick for me?
331
00:16:09,299 --> 00:16:10,930
( gibberish )
332
00:16:10,930 --> 00:16:13,143
Carpal tunnel.
333
00:16:13,143 --> 00:16:15,475
Oh, please.
It would really cheer me up.
334
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,097
( sighs )
335
00:16:34,914 --> 00:16:36,456
The targets are leaving.
336
00:16:36,456 --> 00:16:38,038
You have to stop them,
even if it means
337
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,289
breaking your cover.
338
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,850
Hey, cool.
They added a floor show.
339
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,332
KC?
340
00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:25,585
Now I get it.
341
00:17:25,585 --> 00:17:28,047
You've been acting all kooky
342
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,630
because you're stressed out
from your secret job.
343
00:17:30,630 --> 00:17:33,933
Pretending to be
a male chef at Benimama's.
344
00:17:33,933 --> 00:17:37,727
Yeah. We need to talk.
345
00:17:43,143 --> 00:17:46,146
KC should be back by now.
I hope she's okay.
346
00:17:46,146 --> 00:17:47,987
Oh, please, we put her in
a lot more dangerous situations
347
00:17:47,987 --> 00:17:50,400
than last-minute
Christmas shopping.
348
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,572
That's what I'm talking about.
Maybe we put too much
pressure on her.
349
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,244
Oh, stop.
She can handle it.
350
00:17:54,244 --> 00:17:55,825
I'm sure she'll
be home any second.
351
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:57,577
What are you doing?
352
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,749
Oh, just making
myself comfortable.
353
00:17:59,749 --> 00:18:02,252
I got a feeling we are
gonna be here for a while.
354
00:18:07,507 --> 00:18:12,632
Maybe part of the problem
is that you resent your parents
355
00:18:12,632 --> 00:18:14,634
pushing you into
being a spy.
356
00:18:14,634 --> 00:18:16,386
Are you kidding me?
357
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:19,179
The missions I go on
with my parents are my favorite.
358
00:18:19,179 --> 00:18:20,680
Except sometimes,
I do have to pretend
359
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,522
like I'm not having fun.
360
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,821
We're at an expensive
French restaurant.
361
00:18:31,821 --> 00:18:33,903
What are you doing
on your phone?
362
00:18:33,903 --> 00:18:36,236
Ordering a pizza.
363
00:18:36,236 --> 00:18:38,538
Why do we bother
taking her to nice places?
364
00:18:38,538 --> 00:18:40,540
Here's an idea.
365
00:18:40,540 --> 00:18:42,912
How about I go the mall
and you guys pick me up
when you're done?
366
00:18:42,912 --> 00:18:44,544
Or don't.
367
00:18:47,457 --> 00:18:50,550
Okay. Target has entered
the restaurant.
368
00:18:50,550 --> 00:18:52,382
I have facial
recognition confirmation.
369
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:53,843
Target matches the profile.
370
00:18:53,843 --> 00:18:55,175
Slight limp,
broad shoulders,
371
00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:58,598
weak chin,
and a very long eyelash?
372
00:18:58,598 --> 00:19:02,562
Oh, no, that one's mine
actually.
373
00:19:02,562 --> 00:19:05,855
Intel shows he's here
to get the stolen plans
374
00:19:05,855 --> 00:19:07,477
for a new missile
defense system.
375
00:19:07,477 --> 00:19:10,109
Our assignment:
recover those plans.
376
00:19:10,109 --> 00:19:12,482
- I'll cover the exit.
- I'm going in.
377
00:19:15,775 --> 00:19:17,697
You can't go in the lounge.
It's for adults only.
378
00:19:17,697 --> 00:19:20,330
Not a problem.
379
00:19:29,499 --> 00:19:32,252
My little girl's
grown up so fast.
380
00:19:33,753 --> 00:19:37,176
KIRA: He's on the move,
and he's got a briefcase.
381
00:19:41,060 --> 00:19:42,972
I have a visual
on the plans.
382
00:19:42,972 --> 00:19:44,394
Let's do this.
383
00:19:47,567 --> 00:19:49,519
Didn't anyone ever tell you
not to play with matches?
384
00:19:57,737 --> 00:20:00,280
I highly recommend
the filet of sole.
385
00:20:41,821 --> 00:20:43,573
I can't believe you hit me.
386
00:20:44,704 --> 00:20:46,536
I'm just a little girl.
387
00:20:51,671 --> 00:20:55,254
A little girl who just
girl-stomped you, son.
388
00:21:09,228 --> 00:21:12,482
Time for you
to chill out.
389
00:21:17,156 --> 00:21:19,779
What? You never heard
of a teenage spy?
390
00:21:23,453 --> 00:21:25,825
KC, I'm not sure
what to say.
391
00:21:25,825 --> 00:21:28,368
The work you do
is very important.
392
00:21:28,368 --> 00:21:29,669
You're not only
helping people,
393
00:21:29,669 --> 00:21:31,831
you're actually
saving lives.
394
00:21:31,831 --> 00:21:35,715
But at any age,
there's a tremendous
amount of pressure,
395
00:21:35,715 --> 00:21:37,717
and it is clearly
getting to you.
396
00:21:37,717 --> 00:21:39,799
Maybe it's time
for you to get out.
397
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,180
- Excuse me?
- Quit.
398
00:21:41,180 --> 00:21:43,092
Quit being a spy.
399
00:21:43,092 --> 00:21:46,135
I see what you're
doing here, doc.
400
00:21:46,135 --> 00:21:49,308
I see. You're trying
a little reverse psychology.
401
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,690
Tell her to quit
402
00:21:50,690 --> 00:21:53,813
so that she'll quit
feeling her feelings.
403
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:56,315
No, I really think
you're not cut out for this,
404
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,698
and you should
just walk away.
405
00:21:58,698 --> 00:22:00,780
Walk away?
406
00:22:00,780 --> 00:22:03,032
From the job that I love,
407
00:22:03,032 --> 00:22:05,705
doing it with
the family that I love?
408
00:22:05,705 --> 00:22:07,617
Yeah, no,
that's not gonna happen.
409
00:22:07,617 --> 00:22:09,949
Hey, you're the one
with the issues.
You came to me.
410
00:22:09,949 --> 00:22:13,713
The only issue I have
is that it's the holidays, okay,
411
00:22:13,713 --> 00:22:15,455
and I'm feeling
a little blue.
412
00:22:15,455 --> 00:22:18,758
It's called seasonal
holiday funkiness,
413
00:22:18,758 --> 00:22:21,841
or something
more professional-sounding.
414
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:25,174
It's a real thing, okay,
and that is all that I have.
415
00:22:25,174 --> 00:22:27,467
Quit being a spy.
Give me a break.
416
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:37,026
Hey, honey. How'd your
last-minute shopping go?
417
00:22:37,026 --> 00:22:40,069
Well, it turns out
all the gifts I need
418
00:22:40,069 --> 00:22:41,611
are actually right here.
419
00:22:41,611 --> 00:22:42,742
Oh!
420
00:22:42,742 --> 00:22:44,784
Wait. You mean us, right?
421
00:22:44,784 --> 00:22:46,616
Yes, you guys.
422
00:22:46,616 --> 00:22:48,448
That is so sweet.
423
00:22:48,448 --> 00:22:49,989
But FYI, I am
still expecting
424
00:22:49,989 --> 00:22:51,871
that bottle of
Robaire Lattaire perfume.
425
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,833
Guys, the tree
looks really good,
426
00:22:53,833 --> 00:22:54,834
but I'm seeing
a few empty spots.
427
00:22:54,834 --> 00:22:56,295
Let's get to work, people.
428
00:22:56,295 --> 00:22:59,168
CRAIG: Okay,
the boss is here.