1 00:00:00,421 --> 00:00:02,833 ♪♪ 2 00:00:05,676 --> 00:00:08,469 I can't find my French book anywhere. 3 00:00:08,469 --> 00:00:12,053 Probably because you take Spanish. 4 00:00:12,053 --> 00:00:13,844 That explains it. 5 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,978 Don't look now. Here comes Alexis. 6 00:00:17,978 --> 00:00:19,730 I can't stand that girl. 7 00:00:19,730 --> 00:00:22,443 - Hi, KC. - Hey, girl. 8 00:00:22,443 --> 00:00:24,445 So... did you hear? 9 00:00:24,445 --> 00:00:27,318 The school's top student is being interviewed by 10 00:00:27,318 --> 00:00:29,410 Scholastic Accomplishments Quarterly. 11 00:00:29,410 --> 00:00:31,362 Scholastic Accomplishments Quarterly? 12 00:00:31,362 --> 00:00:32,953 That is, like, the quarterly publication 13 00:00:32,953 --> 00:00:34,615 for scholastic accomplishments. 14 00:00:34,615 --> 00:00:36,457 I have been dying to get that interview. 15 00:00:36,457 --> 00:00:37,328 Thank you for the heads up. 16 00:00:37,328 --> 00:00:40,501 Ooh, this is awkward. 17 00:00:40,501 --> 00:00:42,623 They're actually interviewing me. 18 00:00:42,623 --> 00:00:45,506 Sorry. Thought you knew. 19 00:00:48,839 --> 00:00:51,512 Wait, so you just click-clacked all the way over here 20 00:00:51,512 --> 00:00:53,264 to rub it in her face? 21 00:00:53,264 --> 00:00:55,055 Why can't you just post your brags online 22 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,478 like everyone else? 23 00:00:57,478 --> 00:00:59,560 Let me just get this straight. 24 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,522 Um, they decided to interview the student 25 00:01:01,522 --> 00:01:03,354 with the second-highest GPS in the school? 26 00:01:03,354 --> 00:01:05,025 No, the first. 27 00:01:05,025 --> 00:01:06,987 Turns out I'm actually the smartest student 28 00:01:06,987 --> 00:01:09,150 in the entire DC-Metro area. 29 00:01:09,150 --> 00:01:11,992 Well, if that were true, you would know 30 00:01:11,992 --> 00:01:15,576 that I am the smartest student in the entire DC-Metro area. 31 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:18,539 Tell it to Scholastic Accomplishments Quarterly. 32 00:01:18,539 --> 00:01:20,251 Oh, that's right. 33 00:01:20,251 --> 00:01:21,962 They don't wanna talk to you. 34 00:01:25,796 --> 00:01:28,419 Well, are you sure you're not being interviewed by 35 00:01:28,419 --> 00:01:31,592 Obnoxious Accomplishments Quarterly? 36 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:33,924 Why do you let her get to you like that? 37 00:01:33,924 --> 00:01:36,016 She's been driving you crazy since we were little kids. 38 00:01:36,016 --> 00:01:38,098 I have my reasons. 39 00:01:40,391 --> 00:01:41,812 Nice turkey, KC. 40 00:01:41,812 --> 00:01:44,225 - Thanks, Alexis. - Just not as nice as mine. 41 00:01:46,397 --> 00:01:48,989 Are those real feathers? 42 00:01:48,989 --> 00:01:50,191 Mm-hmm. 43 00:01:50,191 --> 00:01:53,194 ( shrieking ) My boa. 44 00:01:53,194 --> 00:01:55,576 I've been de-plumed. 45 00:01:56,947 --> 00:02:00,040 Nobody plucks my best friend's feathers. 46 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:02,243 You're going down. 47 00:02:04,084 --> 00:02:06,086 I'm not letting her get away with this. 48 00:02:06,086 --> 00:02:08,088 I'm going to the principal, because I know I have a higher GPA than her, 49 00:02:08,088 --> 00:02:09,670 and I'm getting that interview. 50 00:02:09,670 --> 00:02:11,962 Are you sure you wanna be in the nerd report? 51 00:02:11,962 --> 00:02:14,595 Hint: If you want a social life, the answer is no. 52 00:02:16,257 --> 00:02:19,600 Okay. Good-bye to you, too. 53 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:21,182 I swear, it's like no one listens to me. 54 00:02:21,182 --> 00:02:23,023 Every time I have something to say-- 55 00:02:23,023 --> 00:02:24,645 ( theme song begins playing ) 56 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:28,269 ♪ Oh, when danger comes for you ♪ 57 00:02:28,269 --> 00:02:31,232 ♪ You know I'll stand beside you ♪ 58 00:02:31,232 --> 00:02:35,115 ♪ 'Cause ain't nobody keep things hustle cool ♪ 59 00:02:35,115 --> 00:02:39,410 ♪ I'll always find a way, a way out of the fire ♪ 60 00:02:39,410 --> 00:02:43,414 ♪ Don't tell nobody, tell nobody ♪ 61 00:02:43,414 --> 00:02:45,206 ♪ I'm not perfect ♪ 62 00:02:45,206 --> 00:02:49,210 ♪ So many things I wanna tell you ♪ 63 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:53,214 ♪ But I, I, I, I keep it undercover ♪ 64 00:02:53,214 --> 00:02:55,216 ♪ Livin' my life, no way to learn ♪ 65 00:02:55,216 --> 00:02:57,428 ♪ Doin' my thing, gonna make it work ♪ 66 00:02:57,428 --> 00:02:59,850 ♪ Know I'm the realest, baby, I'm fearless ♪ 67 00:02:59,850 --> 00:03:01,892 ♪ But I always got your back ♪ 68 00:03:01,892 --> 00:03:03,894 ♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪ 69 00:03:03,894 --> 00:03:06,106 ♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪ 70 00:03:06,106 --> 00:03:08,769 ♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪ 71 00:03:08,769 --> 00:03:10,361 ♪ It's all part of the plan ♪ 72 00:03:10,361 --> 00:03:12,653 I keep it undercover. 73 00:03:12,653 --> 00:03:13,814 I keep it undercover. 74 00:03:17,488 --> 00:03:20,491 So I reviewed my transcript with the principal, 75 00:03:20,491 --> 00:03:23,874 and it turns out I do have a higher GPA than she does. 76 00:03:23,874 --> 00:03:26,627 So I will be meeting with a reporter from the magazine tomorrow. 77 00:03:26,627 --> 00:03:28,709 I was right. 78 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,961 May I remind you, we're spies. 79 00:03:30,961 --> 00:03:33,544 We go undercover, not on the cover. 80 00:03:33,544 --> 00:03:34,885 You can't do that interview. 81 00:03:34,885 --> 00:03:36,677 Ernie, I earned it, okay? 82 00:03:36,677 --> 00:03:38,509 I'm not gonna give it up. 83 00:03:38,509 --> 00:03:39,890 You should know better than anyone. 84 00:03:39,890 --> 00:03:42,142 There should be more to life than just being a spy. 85 00:03:42,142 --> 00:03:45,015 School means a lot to me, and I worked hard, 86 00:03:45,015 --> 00:03:46,847 and I think I deserve to have my work recognized. 87 00:03:46,847 --> 00:03:48,689 The Organization will never allow it. 88 00:03:48,689 --> 00:03:50,901 The Organization will never find out, 89 00:03:50,901 --> 00:03:52,733 because you will keep your mouth shut. 90 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:55,946 Look, Mom and Dad are away on a mission, 91 00:03:55,946 --> 00:03:58,569 so I'm gonna have to step into their roles for a second. 92 00:03:58,569 --> 00:04:01,161 ( sighs ) 93 00:04:02,573 --> 00:04:04,034 I know how bad you want this, buddy. 94 00:04:06,166 --> 00:04:08,248 And I know how hard you've worked. 95 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,830 I do. 96 00:04:09,830 --> 00:04:12,252 But you've gotta cancel that interview. 97 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,635 Okay, fine. I will. 98 00:04:14,635 --> 00:04:16,256 Proud of ya. 99 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,178 Glad we had this talk, princess. 100 00:04:18,178 --> 00:04:20,180 Okay, all right, this is weird. 101 00:04:28,309 --> 00:04:31,772 C.W. Barnes, Scholastic Accomplishments Quarterly. 102 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,193 Oh. KC Cooper, 103 00:04:33,193 --> 00:04:36,817 scholastic accomplishments constantly. 104 00:04:36,817 --> 00:04:39,159 I have to tell you, I'm very excited about this interview. 105 00:04:39,159 --> 00:04:41,902 I have read every issue of your magazine. 106 00:04:41,902 --> 00:04:43,494 Yes. I am the one. 107 00:04:45,576 --> 00:04:48,038 I know what you did. 108 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:50,961 And you know what you did. 109 00:04:52,963 --> 00:04:54,755 Well, I'm excited, too. 110 00:04:54,755 --> 00:04:56,797 I think these next two days are gonna be a lot of fun. 111 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,759 Two days? 112 00:04:58,759 --> 00:05:02,763 That seems like a lot of time for just a little blurb, 113 00:05:02,763 --> 00:05:04,685 unless you spend the first day and a half looking for a pen. 114 00:05:04,685 --> 00:05:06,847 Blurb? Uh, I don't think so. 115 00:05:06,847 --> 00:05:09,269 I wanna do an in-depth article, 116 00:05:09,269 --> 00:05:11,812 the likes of which they have never seen before. 117 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:14,485 For the next 48 hours, I'm gonna be your shadow. 118 00:05:16,196 --> 00:05:17,738 Oh, really? 119 00:05:17,738 --> 00:05:19,820 Yes. I'm gonna find out where you go, 120 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:22,282 what you do, and who you do it with. 121 00:05:22,282 --> 00:05:24,405 I'm gonna uncover all of your deepest, darkest secrets. 122 00:05:24,405 --> 00:05:26,657 I'm gonna find out everything there is to know 123 00:05:26,657 --> 00:05:29,620 about KC Cooper. 124 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:32,162 Well, um, the first thing you should know 125 00:05:32,162 --> 00:05:37,217 is that KC Cooper is a fraud. 126 00:05:37,217 --> 00:05:39,590 Yeah, I am a fraud. 127 00:05:39,590 --> 00:05:41,672 A lyin', stinkin', cheatin' fraud, 128 00:05:41,672 --> 00:05:43,764 and you cannot have me in your magazine. 129 00:05:43,764 --> 00:05:45,305 I don't understand. 130 00:05:45,305 --> 00:05:47,468 Neither do I. I don't understand anything. 131 00:05:47,468 --> 00:05:50,431 In fact, I don't even understand what the word understand means 132 00:05:50,431 --> 00:05:52,312 which is why I cheat, all the time, 133 00:05:52,312 --> 00:05:55,856 off of this young lady here. 134 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:58,318 This much more smarter than me lady. 135 00:05:58,318 --> 00:06:00,941 ( chuckles ) That's not even correct English, 136 00:06:00,941 --> 00:06:03,944 but I don't even know how to speak it, 'cause I'm dumb. 137 00:06:03,944 --> 00:06:06,697 C.W., this is the person that you need to be talking to. 138 00:06:06,697 --> 00:06:09,490 Alexis, she is the... ahem... 139 00:06:09,490 --> 00:06:12,873 smartest person in our class. 140 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:16,256 ( nervous chuckle ) In the entire DC-Metro area. 141 00:06:24,765 --> 00:06:28,138 Take it easy. The drive to a mission 142 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:30,390 shouldn't be the most dangerous part. 143 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,102 I think someone's following us. 144 00:06:32,102 --> 00:06:34,685 I promise, just like on all your social media, 145 00:06:34,685 --> 00:06:38,108 no one is following you. 146 00:06:38,108 --> 00:06:40,651 Then I guess I'm just upset about that interview. 147 00:06:40,651 --> 00:06:41,822 That reporter really got in my head. 148 00:06:41,822 --> 00:06:44,324 The reporter? The reporter?! 149 00:06:44,324 --> 00:06:47,157 You mean the reporter I told you not to talk to? 150 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:48,739 That reporter? 151 00:06:48,739 --> 00:06:50,701 Why do you always think you know better than me? 152 00:06:50,701 --> 00:06:55,876 Because 99.999% of the time, I do know better than you. 153 00:06:55,876 --> 00:06:57,708 I'm telling you, someone is tailing us. 154 00:06:57,708 --> 00:06:58,959 You're paranoid. Relax. 155 00:06:58,959 --> 00:07:00,711 - You relax. - I am relaxed. 156 00:07:00,711 --> 00:07:03,924 - ( horn honking ) - ( shrieking ) 157 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:05,636 Can you relax a little quieter? 158 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:11,812 ERNIE: You need to intercept the Other Side agent 159 00:07:11,812 --> 00:07:13,724 before he can make the drop. 160 00:07:13,724 --> 00:07:15,435 We need that flash drive. 161 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,017 Wait. Sh. 162 00:07:17,017 --> 00:07:19,359 - I think I've got a tail. - This again? 163 00:07:19,359 --> 00:07:21,612 The targets are six blocks away. 164 00:07:21,612 --> 00:07:24,565 If you've got company, they're not on the guest list. 165 00:07:24,565 --> 00:07:27,447 You would know all about not being on a guest list, wouldn't you? 166 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,159 And by the way, 167 00:07:29,159 --> 00:07:31,952 I have 112 followers. 168 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:35,165 One more word and you're down to 111. 169 00:07:35,165 --> 00:07:37,538 I hear footsteps. Ernie, I'm right about this. 170 00:07:37,538 --> 00:07:39,630 - Someone is following me. - Yes, KC, we know. 171 00:07:39,630 --> 00:07:41,882 You're always right. Now get outta there. 172 00:07:45,506 --> 00:07:46,717 Yeah, that's right. 173 00:07:46,717 --> 00:07:48,138 Eat dirt, scuzzball. 174 00:07:48,138 --> 00:07:49,800 You are dealing with the youngest 175 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:52,182 senior junior secret agent in the Organization. 176 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:58,979 Can I quote you on that, KC? 177 00:08:06,817 --> 00:08:08,949 What were you saying about being 178 00:08:08,949 --> 00:08:10,781 the youngest junior secret what? 179 00:08:10,781 --> 00:08:12,783 Wow. 180 00:08:12,783 --> 00:08:15,165 You must've hit the ground pretty hard, 181 00:08:15,165 --> 00:08:17,788 because, uh, I don't know what you're talking about, 182 00:08:17,788 --> 00:08:19,830 or why you're even here. 183 00:08:19,830 --> 00:08:22,833 Call it reporter's intuition, but you were acting weird. 184 00:08:22,833 --> 00:08:24,675 I thought there was more to the story. 185 00:08:24,675 --> 00:08:25,836 Now I am sure of it. 186 00:08:25,836 --> 00:08:27,427 Get rid of him. 187 00:08:27,427 --> 00:08:29,089 The targets are in range. 188 00:08:29,089 --> 00:08:31,301 Uh, you know what? Let's talk later. 189 00:08:31,301 --> 00:08:32,893 This isn't really a safe place. 190 00:08:32,893 --> 00:08:36,396 Oh, so it's safe for you, but not for me. 191 00:08:36,396 --> 00:08:38,398 Now I'm really intrigued. 192 00:08:38,398 --> 00:08:39,850 Okay, look out. 193 00:08:42,853 --> 00:08:44,735 Sweet dreams. 194 00:08:56,246 --> 00:08:57,578 Sorry, C-Dubs. 195 00:09:06,587 --> 00:09:08,338 I'll take that flash drive. 196 00:09:08,338 --> 00:09:09,880 Thank you very much. 197 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:11,882 All right, C-Dubs. 198 00:09:11,882 --> 00:09:13,844 Let's roll. 199 00:09:18,679 --> 00:09:20,060 Okay, we'll go on three, all right? 200 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:23,103 One, two... 201 00:09:26,486 --> 00:09:28,899 Three. 202 00:09:28,899 --> 00:09:30,651 I said we go on three. 203 00:09:30,651 --> 00:09:32,572 That would be the number after two. 204 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,534 You should've listened to me. 205 00:09:34,534 --> 00:09:36,907 I told you not to mess around with this interview. 206 00:09:36,907 --> 00:09:39,079 I told you, I told you, I told you. 207 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,791 Will you stop telling me you told me 208 00:09:40,791 --> 00:09:42,082 and help me get him in here? 209 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,374 Ready? On three. 210 00:09:44,374 --> 00:09:48,879 One, two, three. 211 00:09:50,801 --> 00:09:52,302 What? I said three. 212 00:09:52,302 --> 00:09:54,384 I know. You got all up in my head. 213 00:09:55,846 --> 00:09:57,427 Just get in the van, please. 214 00:10:06,687 --> 00:10:09,149 Can you just admit for once 215 00:10:09,149 --> 00:10:11,071 you wouldn't be in this situation 216 00:10:11,071 --> 00:10:12,943 if you had done what I told you?! 217 00:10:12,943 --> 00:10:14,735 He wouldn't know you exist, 218 00:10:14,735 --> 00:10:16,076 and he definitely wouldn't have followed you 219 00:10:16,076 --> 00:10:18,448 on your top-secret mission. 220 00:10:18,448 --> 00:10:19,870 Now, what do you suggest we do with this guy 221 00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:22,502 when he wakes up? 222 00:10:45,105 --> 00:10:47,027 So up until I was, I don't know, three years old, 223 00:10:47,027 --> 00:10:49,940 I thought it was A-B-Z's. 224 00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:52,322 Oh, man, kids can be so dumb. 225 00:10:52,322 --> 00:10:54,945 Even the really smart ones. 226 00:10:54,945 --> 00:10:57,698 Um... what are we doing here? 227 00:10:57,698 --> 00:10:59,950 Apparently putting you to sleep. 228 00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:02,082 Uh, no, no. 229 00:11:02,082 --> 00:11:03,834 No, wait, I followed you. 230 00:11:03,834 --> 00:11:05,415 No, you came up to me earlier 231 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:07,087 and asked if we could meet here for the interview 232 00:11:07,087 --> 00:11:09,750 and then you insisted on getting the Hawaiian pizza, 233 00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:11,501 which you will pay the price for later 234 00:11:11,501 --> 00:11:13,633 when it feels like you've been slammed up against a van. 235 00:11:13,633 --> 00:11:17,057 It'll make sense, trust me. 236 00:11:17,057 --> 00:11:20,010 Uh, well, I don't remember any of that, 237 00:11:20,010 --> 00:11:24,064 but I guess we should start the interview. 238 00:11:24,064 --> 00:11:25,936 Or continue it. 239 00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:27,357 Yeah, sure. Go ahead. 240 00:11:27,357 --> 00:11:29,730 Ask away. I am an open book. 241 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:31,812 I have no secrets whatsoever. 242 00:11:31,812 --> 00:11:35,115 So tell me, did you always wanna be a journalist? 243 00:11:35,115 --> 00:11:37,778 Absolutely. 244 00:11:37,778 --> 00:11:41,321 When I was five, I did my first investigative report. 245 00:11:41,321 --> 00:11:45,285 "Mall Santas: Lap of luxury or knees of disease?" 246 00:11:45,285 --> 00:11:48,498 Mmm, interesting. Please go on. 247 00:11:52,422 --> 00:11:55,635 You should've seen it. I played him like a fiddle. 248 00:11:55,635 --> 00:11:58,178 If there's one thing I learned from being friends with you, 249 00:11:58,178 --> 00:12:00,140 it's that people love to talk about themselves. 250 00:12:00,140 --> 00:12:02,392 So I managed to finish the interview 251 00:12:02,392 --> 00:12:04,474 without giving up any real information, 252 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:07,187 and I still get the recognition I deserve. 253 00:12:07,187 --> 00:12:08,438 Take that, Alexis. 254 00:12:08,438 --> 00:12:10,020 ( scoffs ) 255 00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:12,482 Uh, I saw that. 256 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,444 - Saw what? - You rolled your eyes. 257 00:12:14,444 --> 00:12:17,988 Well, I had to roll them, or else I would fall asleep. 258 00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:20,200 How many times are we gonna talk about this Alexis 259 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:22,202 and Who Cares quarterly? 260 00:12:22,202 --> 00:12:25,075 Could you not mock and criticize me for once in your life? 261 00:12:25,075 --> 00:12:27,077 When have I ever criticized you? 262 00:12:27,077 --> 00:12:29,039 I don't know. Our entire friendship. 263 00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:34,134 Where is the sparkly unicorn vest I laid out for you? 264 00:12:34,134 --> 00:12:36,086 You cannot wear flannel on Picture Day. 265 00:12:36,086 --> 00:12:38,678 Why? It never goes out of style. 266 00:12:38,678 --> 00:12:41,591 Because it's never been in style. You can't wear that. 267 00:12:41,591 --> 00:12:44,384 Not only will I wear flannel today. 268 00:12:44,384 --> 00:12:48,018 I will wear flannel every day for the rest of my life. 269 00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:49,059 What about when you get married? 270 00:12:49,059 --> 00:12:51,852 Flannel veil. 271 00:12:51,852 --> 00:12:54,895 Oh, so you're blaming your lack of style on me? 272 00:12:54,895 --> 00:12:57,277 - Is that what this is about? - I'm stylish. 273 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,399 Ish. 274 00:12:59,399 --> 00:13:01,401 Look, this is about you supporting me, 275 00:13:01,401 --> 00:13:03,073 which apparently is just too much to ask. 276 00:13:03,073 --> 00:13:05,115 - KC. - I don't wanna fight. 277 00:13:05,115 --> 00:13:06,666 I'm just kind of stressed out 278 00:13:06,666 --> 00:13:08,328 because of this interview, but you know what? 279 00:13:08,328 --> 00:13:10,330 At least it's over. 280 00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:12,292 KC, there you are. I wanna set up a time 281 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,543 to interview your parents. 282 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:15,836 Uh, what do you mean by parents? 283 00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:19,259 I mean the people who raised you. 284 00:13:19,259 --> 00:13:22,132 Oh, that's impossible, 'cause my dad's out of town. 285 00:13:22,132 --> 00:13:23,723 Then I can wait till he gets back. 286 00:13:23,723 --> 00:13:26,136 He's an astronaut. 287 00:13:27,427 --> 00:13:29,309 It could be months. 288 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,101 Then your mom. 289 00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:33,693 She has outta-house-aphobia. 290 00:13:33,693 --> 00:13:38,358 That is the fear of being out of the house. 291 00:13:38,358 --> 00:13:41,111 Well, then, I will come to her. 292 00:13:41,111 --> 00:13:42,863 All right? See you this afternoon. 293 00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:44,324 Okay. 294 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:48,288 Outta-house-aphobia? 295 00:13:48,288 --> 00:13:50,710 How are you the smartest person in our school? 296 00:13:54,504 --> 00:13:57,257 ( knocking on door ) 297 00:13:57,257 --> 00:13:59,339 Hello. Anybody home? Mrs. Cooper? 298 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,761 - Hello. - Coming. 299 00:14:05,055 --> 00:14:07,307 Hello, hello, hello. 300 00:14:07,307 --> 00:14:10,020 I am Kira Cooper, KC's mother. 301 00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:11,561 How ya feelin'? What's the dealie? 302 00:14:11,561 --> 00:14:13,773 Whazzup?! 303 00:14:13,773 --> 00:14:16,776 Oh, I'm sorry. I know that is old-timey expressions. 304 00:14:16,776 --> 00:14:18,188 How do you young kids say it nowadays? 305 00:14:18,188 --> 00:14:20,150 Uh... hi. 306 00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:22,742 You kids and your crazy slang. 307 00:14:22,742 --> 00:14:24,945 Come on. 308 00:14:24,945 --> 00:14:27,327 It's nice to meet you, Mrs. Cooper. 309 00:14:27,327 --> 00:14:29,329 And can I just say, you look so young 310 00:14:29,329 --> 00:14:31,041 to have a teenage daughter. 311 00:14:31,041 --> 00:14:33,703 You know what? The secret is clean living. 312 00:14:33,703 --> 00:14:36,166 And lots and lots and lots of makeup. 313 00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,588 I mean, under here, I am an old hag. 314 00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:41,341 So you're doing a little article about my baby? 315 00:14:41,341 --> 00:14:43,213 Yes. 316 00:14:44,424 --> 00:14:46,346 Ernie! 317 00:14:46,346 --> 00:14:47,807 What are you doing here? 318 00:14:47,807 --> 00:14:50,270 I live here. 319 00:14:50,270 --> 00:14:53,773 Well, don't just stand there, my son. 320 00:14:53,773 --> 00:14:55,775 Your what?! 321 00:14:55,775 --> 00:14:59,399 Give your mama some sugar. Come here now. 322 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,401 ( whispering ) I am this close to getting my article. 323 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,193 You better not mess it up for me. 324 00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:05,655 Oh! Look at my little boy. 325 00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:07,407 All right, so where were we? 326 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,239 We were waiting for KC. 327 00:15:09,239 --> 00:15:11,791 We don't have to wait for her; she's boring. 328 00:15:11,791 --> 00:15:14,034 I think she should be here. 329 00:15:14,034 --> 00:15:15,665 Well, you know what? 330 00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:18,088 She's actually at NASA waiting for her father. 331 00:15:18,088 --> 00:15:20,340 Could be months. 332 00:15:20,340 --> 00:15:23,003 Actually, Mother, KC is back. 333 00:15:23,003 --> 00:15:24,214 She's right upstairs. 334 00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:29,429 KC always has to be right... upstairs. 335 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,391 You're mistaken, dear. 336 00:15:31,391 --> 00:15:33,263 Don't forget, you're still not too old 337 00:15:33,263 --> 00:15:35,015 to get a little spanking. 338 00:15:35,015 --> 00:15:36,686 Nope. She just texted me. 339 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,818 Should I text her and tell her to come on down? 340 00:15:38,818 --> 00:15:40,560 ( stammering ) You know what? 341 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:43,273 That won't be necessary. I will be right back. 342 00:15:43,273 --> 00:15:44,404 With KC? 343 00:15:44,404 --> 00:15:45,986 ( angrily ) Yes, with KC. 344 00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:49,909 I mean, you hope for two geniuses, 345 00:15:49,909 --> 00:15:51,281 but this one is just not that bright. 346 00:15:59,419 --> 00:16:01,001 KC's right upstairs. 347 00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,672 He is lucky that I am not his mother. 348 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,096 Oh, hey, C.W. 349 00:16:16,096 --> 00:16:17,307 My mom said you needed me. What's up? 350 00:16:17,307 --> 00:16:18,558 I need both of you actually. 351 00:16:18,558 --> 00:16:20,440 Oh, well, she's upstairs, 352 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,652 and I only have a few minutes, you know. 353 00:16:22,652 --> 00:16:24,774 So much homework, so little time. 354 00:16:24,774 --> 00:16:26,366 Go ahead. Ask away. 355 00:16:26,366 --> 00:16:28,658 Uh, okay. 356 00:16:28,658 --> 00:16:30,950 Would you say you inherited your work ethic from your parents? 357 00:16:30,950 --> 00:16:32,782 Oh, yeah, absolutely. 358 00:16:32,782 --> 00:16:34,284 My parents have always encouraged me 359 00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:35,995 to be the best I can be. 360 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,537 I'm sure my mom would agree. 361 00:16:37,537 --> 00:16:40,250 But why leave it to chance? 362 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:43,293 Why not go get her? 363 00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:47,467 I'm sure it'll be nice for C.W. to talk to both of you at the same time. 364 00:16:47,467 --> 00:16:50,180 Maybe even take a picture of both of you. 365 00:16:50,180 --> 00:16:54,094 - Together. - That would be great. 366 00:16:54,094 --> 00:16:56,686 Mmm, wouldn't it? I'll be right back. 367 00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:03,443 ♪ Mommy's home! ♪ 368 00:17:05,445 --> 00:17:08,238 Oh, I'm sorry I'm late. 369 00:17:08,238 --> 00:17:11,201 I was at... plastic surgery. 370 00:17:12,612 --> 00:17:15,325 Which is why I look so young. 371 00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:17,367 But don't put that in your article. 372 00:17:17,367 --> 00:17:19,499 That is off the record, mister. 373 00:17:21,371 --> 00:17:22,542 Who's this? 374 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,125 Oh, I'm KC's mother. 375 00:17:28,258 --> 00:17:29,339 Then who's that? 376 00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:34,134 KC's other mother. 377 00:17:34,134 --> 00:17:36,806 KC has two moms? 378 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:39,229 Looks like it. 379 00:17:46,606 --> 00:17:49,529 I didn't realize KC had two moms. 380 00:17:49,529 --> 00:17:52,112 Neither did she. 381 00:17:53,693 --> 00:17:56,576 Well, it's not like when I was a teenager. 382 00:17:56,576 --> 00:18:01,371 There's lots of ways to make a family nowadays. 383 00:18:02,912 --> 00:18:05,295 Can I talk to you outside for a second? 384 00:18:05,295 --> 00:18:07,467 This one is so pushy. 385 00:18:11,801 --> 00:18:13,513 One second. 386 00:18:13,513 --> 00:18:15,345 What the heck do you think you're doing? 387 00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:17,307 Why would you come over here and pretend to be my mother? 388 00:18:17,307 --> 00:18:20,430 You told me I don't support you, so I came to support you. 389 00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:23,603 That's actually really sweet. Thank you. 390 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,395 Now get outta here before you ruin everything. 391 00:18:27,567 --> 00:18:29,819 I'm sorry. Just to clarify, 392 00:18:29,819 --> 00:18:31,401 KC lives here with you two? 393 00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:33,323 - Her moms? - Yeah, so? 394 00:18:33,323 --> 00:18:34,824 Just a little surprised. 395 00:18:34,824 --> 00:18:37,617 Why? 'Cause I'm white? 396 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,499 No. No. 397 00:18:39,499 --> 00:18:41,291 Because my background information says 398 00:18:41,291 --> 00:18:43,453 KC lives here with her mom and her dad. 399 00:18:43,453 --> 00:18:45,335 A Craig Cooper? 400 00:18:45,335 --> 00:18:48,508 The guy that's in all the family photos inside 401 00:18:48,508 --> 00:18:50,089 while you aren't in any of them. 402 00:18:50,089 --> 00:18:51,961 There's a simple explanation for all of that. 403 00:18:51,961 --> 00:18:54,384 I'm a vampire. 404 00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:02,432 A vampire? 405 00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:05,475 You, a vampire? 406 00:19:05,475 --> 00:19:07,647 Well, I know it's not as original 407 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,069 as having outta-house-aphobia 408 00:19:10,069 --> 00:19:12,652 while your father is stuck in space, 409 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,865 but then again, I'm not the smartest girl in school 410 00:19:15,865 --> 00:19:18,198 - like you. - Just help me drag him inside. 411 00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:25,335 I can't believe it. 412 00:19:25,335 --> 00:19:26,916 You actually asked me to help you with something. 413 00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:29,549 Excuse me, but what is that supposed to mean? 414 00:19:29,549 --> 00:19:31,671 It means you never want anyone's help 415 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:32,962 because you have to have everything your way. 416 00:19:32,962 --> 00:19:34,053 Exactly. 417 00:19:36,256 --> 00:19:38,298 - Why am I on the floor? - Hey, let me help you up. 418 00:19:41,971 --> 00:19:44,564 Your problem is you always have to be right. 419 00:19:44,564 --> 00:19:46,516 Now we're having a conversation. 420 00:19:46,516 --> 00:19:48,308 Why is everybody ganging up on me? 421 00:19:48,308 --> 00:19:50,860 So you don't like that we're challenging you? 422 00:19:50,860 --> 00:19:52,692 Probably because you're not used to it 423 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,524 because you always have to be right. 424 00:19:54,524 --> 00:19:56,576 And you always have to be the best-- 425 00:19:56,576 --> 00:19:58,318 the best student, the best athlete, 426 00:19:58,318 --> 00:20:00,620 - the best fake mom. - Okay, guys, this is crazy. 427 00:20:00,620 --> 00:20:03,823 Is it? You couldn't let Alexis be in the magazine 428 00:20:03,823 --> 00:20:05,825 because you couldn't stand the idea of people thinking 429 00:20:05,825 --> 00:20:07,247 she's better than you. 430 00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:09,499 Because she's not. 431 00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:15,465 I have a teeny, tiny, slightly higher GPA than she does. 432 00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:16,676 I don't always have to be the best. 433 00:20:16,676 --> 00:20:18,258 It's just that... 434 00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:19,719 You usually are? 435 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,551 Hey, you said it, I didn't. 436 00:20:21,551 --> 00:20:24,474 I really am confused. 437 00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:26,105 I don't know where all this is suddenly coming from. 438 00:20:26,105 --> 00:20:29,649 - Suddenly?! - This has been going on forever. 439 00:20:29,649 --> 00:20:33,232 KC, Marisa and I are signing up for the talent show. 440 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,064 Yeah. We've been practicing. 441 00:20:35,064 --> 00:20:36,526 Look what we can do. Hit it, Ernie. 442 00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:42,161 ( playing "Chopsticks" off-key ) 443 00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:51,961 That's great. I've been practicing, too. May I? 444 00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:02,342 ( playing "Flight of the Bumblebee" flawlessly ) 445 00:21:11,731 --> 00:21:14,103 And that's how you play the piano. 446 00:21:14,103 --> 00:21:17,527 I'm not having fun anymore. 447 00:21:17,527 --> 00:21:21,701 I'm never going to try to be good at anything ever again. 448 00:21:23,823 --> 00:21:25,535 You know what? I just realized something. 449 00:21:26,826 --> 00:21:29,118 I should've never quit piano lessons. 450 00:21:29,118 --> 00:21:31,791 I was really good. 451 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,003 That's not the point of the story. 452 00:21:34,003 --> 00:21:35,795 Okay, fine. 453 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,797 So sometimes I have a little itty bitty 454 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,969 overwhelming need to be the absolute best 455 00:21:39,969 --> 00:21:41,801 at everything I do, 456 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,593 but what's wrong with wanting to be the best? 457 00:21:43,593 --> 00:21:46,596 Nothing, but it's also not the end of the world 458 00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:49,929 if sometimes, somebody else is. 459 00:21:49,929 --> 00:21:52,021 So what? I'm just supposed to dumb myself down? 460 00:21:52,021 --> 00:21:53,733 I'm not gonna do that. 461 00:21:53,733 --> 00:21:55,395 No, we wouldn't want you to do that. 462 00:21:55,395 --> 00:21:58,358 But all of this "failure isn't an option" stuff 463 00:21:58,358 --> 00:22:00,319 is really a lot of pressure. 464 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:03,032 And when you're so focused on beating everyone around you... 465 00:22:03,032 --> 00:22:05,825 Then I lose sight of what's really important. 466 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:08,828 Like the fact that I have an amazing brother 467 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:11,791 and best friend who are actually very, very right. 468 00:22:11,791 --> 00:22:14,624 I'm sorry, guys, and I will work on it. 469 00:22:14,624 --> 00:22:16,165 Okay? I promise. 470 00:22:16,165 --> 00:22:17,457 Now can we go get some fro-yo? 471 00:22:17,457 --> 00:22:19,258 Sounds good. 472 00:22:19,258 --> 00:22:21,801 Ooh, better not forget this. 473 00:22:21,801 --> 00:22:24,634 Mommy loves a senior discount. 474 00:22:30,269 --> 00:22:33,232 C.W. did a really great job with this article. 475 00:22:33,232 --> 00:22:34,854 It is very well-written. 476 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,686 Best article I've read all year. 477 00:22:36,686 --> 00:22:40,400 Okay, the only article I've read all year. 478 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:46,115 Ooh. Enjoying the article written about... me? 479 00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:47,827 Yes, actually. 480 00:22:47,827 --> 00:22:49,789 Congrats, Alexis. Well-deserved. 481 00:22:49,789 --> 00:22:53,292 Oh. Thank you, KC. 482 00:22:56,496 --> 00:22:58,758 It's killing you, isn't it? 483 00:22:58,758 --> 00:23:00,760 A little bit.