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♪ Oh, when danger
comes for you ♪cdat
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♪ You know
I'll stand beside you ♪cdat
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♪ 'Cause ain't nobody
keep their heads so cool ♪ct
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♪ I'll always find a way ♪ct
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♪ A way out of the fire ♪cdt
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♪ But don't tell nobody,
tell nobody ♪cdat
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♪ I'm not perfect ♪cdat
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♪ So many things
I wanna tell you ♪cdat
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cdat ♪ But I ♪cdat
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♪ I keep it undercover! ♪cdt
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♪ Living my life on red alert ♪t
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♪ Doing my thing,
I'll make it work ♪cdat
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♪ Know I'm the realest,
baby I'm fearless ♪cdat
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♪ But I always got your back t
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♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪t
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♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪t
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♪ Ain't got no worry about me ♪t
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♪ It's all part of the plan ♪t
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K.C: I keep it undercover.cdt
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I keep it undercover.cdat
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cdYour Honor, the Prosecution
calls Agent 8433599.cdat
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cdI feel like I should be
walking her up there.cdat
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Craig, she's testifying,
not getting married.cdat
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Do you swear
to tell the truth,cdt
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the whole truth, and
nothing but the truth?t
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Yes, I do.cdat
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One time, I was on my porchct
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when my neighbor Mrs. Goldfeder
got dropped off after a date,cdt
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and when they kissed,
I didn't look away, I...ct
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I watched.cdat
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I meant when Prosecutor Baker
starts asking you questions.cdt
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cdat Oh, I knew that.
( chuckles )cdat
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Just had to
get that off my chest.t
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Agent, you were present
at The Luffman Gallery
when the theft took place?t
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Uh, yes. I was investigating
a string of art thefts.cdat
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I was accompanied by
Agent 9487445,cdat
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even though I was..cdat
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a bit concerned
about his abilities.cdat
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He can be
a bit of a nimrod.cdat
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I object!cdat
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How dare
you call me a nimrod?cdat
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That is insultingcdat
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and the witness
is clearly lying.cdat
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I demand a mistrial!
A mistrial!cdat
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Nobody even knew
you were Agent 9487445cdatcdt
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until you opened
your big mouth.cdat
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Objection overruled.cdat
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Sorry, nimrod.cdat
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Please continue.cdatct
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Well, I went undercover
to see if I could catch
the thief in the act.cdat
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I am Lola Fingers.cdatt
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Artiste.cdatcdat
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And I'm her manager,
Tommy Lasorda.cdat
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The artiste's manager,cdt
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not the baseball manager.t
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He's a large white man,
and I'm a short black guycdt
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with a penchant
for turtlenecks.cdat
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Your work is genius,cdatcdat
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as is your hair.cdat
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Oh, well,cdat
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my style is "perpetually
caught in a breeze"cdat
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cdat
to remind me that
life is always moving...cdatt
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as must art.cdat
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Oh, yes.cdatcdat
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This space is perfect!cdt
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It's bare.cdatct
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It's naked.cdat
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I will cover your shame,
naked wall...cdat
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With art!cdatcdat
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She'll need total privacy.t
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Her most creative hours
are two to five a.m.cdat
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You've got it, Lola.
But it would becdat
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an honor to come by
and see you work.cdat
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Why wait?cdatcdat
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She can do one right now.cdat
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Lola's known
for her spontaneous paintings.t
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( chuckles ) Yes.cdat
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I'm also known
for firing my manager.t
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Come on, Lola.cdatcdat
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Do the one
where you roll around and--t
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Why am I explaining
when she can just show you?
Lola?cdat
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Oh, no. No, thank you.
I'm just not feeling
the muse right now.cdat
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Then let me help you feel it.ct
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Waaa...aha...cdat
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Oh, yes.cdat
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Oh, I'm not done.
I'm not done.cdat
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Ohhhh, lovely!cdat
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Oh, yes! Yes, I'm really
starting to feel it...cdat
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cdat
everywhere now.cdat
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Yes!cdatcdat
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Oh, yeah!cdat
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Lola, you've done it again.ct
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Don't hold back.
Rage is your medium.cdat
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cdatcdat
I love it.cdat
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Yes, Lola.
You've done it again.ct
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Eh, I wouldn't say
it's your best work.cdat
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cdatcdat
Oh, really?cdat
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Oh, lovely.cdat
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cdat
Ah!cdatcdat
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Look at that!cdatcdt
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Another Lola Fingers originalt
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Allow me to sign it for yout
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cdatcdat
Agent 8433599,cdat
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would you describe the momentt
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when you apprehended
the defendant?cdat
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Sure. Well,cdat
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most people think that
spy work is fun and exciting,t
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and most of the time
it is, but...cdat
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a lot of the time, it's just
a lot of waiting and watching.t
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And after a lot of
waiting and watching,
and coconut water,cdat
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the truth, the whole truth,
and nothing but the truth is..t
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cdat
sometimes
you just gotta pee.cdt
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OK? I was only gone
for, like, two minutescdat
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when I heard the alarm go off
and I ran back in.cdat
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( alarm bell ringing )
When I got back,cdat
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Descoteaux's
"Woman On A Horse At Dawn,"ct
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the most expensive painting
in the gallery,cdat
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was cut out of its frame.cdt
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And I know
it didn't ride itself out,ct
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A) Because it's a painting,ct
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and B) Because
it was two lines and a dotcdt
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that didn't look a dang thing
like a horse or a woman.cdat
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cdat
I looked around,
and all I sawcdatcdat
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was security guard Mr. McCoy.t
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He was off of
his assigned post,cdat
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out of breath, and he claimet
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that he didn't know
what had happened.cdat
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Like I was gonna fall
for the okey-doke.cdat
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And is that
security guard here todayt
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Well, yeah.
He's right there.cdat
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He's the guy on trial.cdat
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Does nobody else see him, or...t
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And how do you know
someone else
didn't steal the paintingt
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The building was on lockdown
with very tight security.cdat
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None of the entry ways
were breached, so...cdat
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Mr. McCoy was the only one
who could've done it.cdat
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Prosecution rests!cdat
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cdat
My bad. The prosecution
gives me the stink-eyecdt
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and will rest
when she sees fit.cdat
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cdatcPetey.
( nervous chuckle )cdat
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What are you doing here?
The Coopers aren't home.cdat
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Which begs the question:
What are you doing here?ct
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Nothing.cdat
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Really? 'Cause
it seems to me that
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you're stealing
K.C.'s old book reportst
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Well, I prefer the term
"borrowing with intent to pass"t
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cdat
What do you care?cdatcdat
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I don't care.
But K.C. will.cdat
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So here's how
this is gonna work.cdat
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We're going for
an All-I-Can-Eat lunch
at the Olive Pit. Your treatt
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cdat
Are you blackmailing me?cdat
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Oh, I am.cdat
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But I'll take my payment
in small, unmarked meatballst
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You are a small,
unmarked meatball.cdat
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cdat
( gavel strikes )cdatcdat
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Bob McCoy.cdatcdat
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A jury of your peers
has found you...cdat
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guilty as charged.cdat
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( spectators murmuring )cdat
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No! They're wrong.
I'm innocent!cdat
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Congrats, K.C.!
Your 100th conviction.cdat
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I can't wait until mine.cdat
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Me neither.
Only a hundred to go.cdat
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cdat
You have to help me.
Please, you have to believe met
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I'm innocent.
But a jury
of your peers--cdat
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If I did it,
where's the art?
They never found the art.t
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Find the art
and you'll find the thief.t
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Please! I'm being set up!t
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I wouldn't know
a Rembrandt
from my rear end!cdat
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You gotta believe me! Help me!t
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cdatcdat
Well, honey.
You got your guy.cdat
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cdatcdat
Did I?cdat
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cdatcdat
Marisa, I'm freaking out.cdat
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Thanks to my testimony,cdat
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an innocent man could be
going to prison for 20 years.t
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I can totally relate.cdat
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You can?cdat
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Yes. Petey is blackmailing me
to hang out with him.cdat
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It was only a couple of days,
but it felt like 20 years.cdt
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He made me
take him to pizza,cdt
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and then the movies,
and then the circus.cdat
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And, boy, can that kid snackt
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cdatcdat
Wow! Petey might as well
skip the middlemancdat
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and pull out his own teeth.cdat
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And why exactly
is he blackmailing you?cdat
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Who cares? You put
an innocent man behind bars.ct
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cdatcdat
Miami, Atlanta,
Chicago, New York.cdat
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Ding ding!
Places we should go
on spring break!cdat
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No, no, no.
They're all the cities thatct
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the Cecil B. DeVille
Traveling Circus appeared in
in the past few months.cdat
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And they're all the same places
that the art heists took place.t
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cdat
At the same time.cdat
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Where are you going?
To prison.cdatcdat
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Wow. I always assumed
I'd wind up there
before she did.cdat
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cdat ( buzzer sounds )cdatcdat
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Ah. I'm Officer Frida...ct
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Dudeinjail.cdat
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Hey! Eyes down here, big guy.t
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Look, I know
I'm beautiful, but,cdat
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get over it!cdat
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cdat
Now if you'll excuse me,
I need to talk to McCoy.t
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Got a message
from the warden.ct
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Thank you.cdatcdat
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Well! You're lookin' weak,
McCoy!cdatcdat
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You should be using
your time in the slammer
to get swole!cdat
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cdatcdat
( sighs )cdat
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And with any luck,
you won't be here very long.t
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You're going to kill me?cdat
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No! You know
who I am. Look at me.cdatt
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cdat
Imagine there's two.cdatt
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Hey... You're the one
who put me away.cdat
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Yes, I am. But right now,
I'm Officer Frida Dudeinjail,ct
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cdat
and with any luck,cdat
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I will actually
free the dude in jail.cdat
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Hard to believe the jury took
your word over mine.cdat
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cdat
Hey, that is not the point, OKt
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The point is,
I don't think you're guilty.t
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And you couldn't have
mentioned thatcdat
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when you were
on the stand testifying?!ct
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Hey! Look,
you asked me for help,t
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and I'm here
to clear your name.cdt
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I'm gonna get you
out of here.cdat
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I'm almost positive
who the real thief is.cdt
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It's either a--
a performer,cdat
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or some type of animal...t
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in a traveling circus.cdt
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cdat
OK...cdatcdat
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looks like I'm going
to be in here a while.cdat
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But don't worry about me.cdat
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Historically, skinny, weak guys
do great in prison.cdat
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cdatcdat
And the organization now agrees
that I'm onto something.cdat
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Guys, I have to make this right
and get McCoy out of jail.cdat
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So, who's readycdat
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00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:09,936
to run away
and join the circus?cdat
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Please. I did that
the day I moved in here.cdt
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cdatcdat
OK, that would jack
my circuitry up!cdat
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cdatcdat
Guys, I'm--
I'm getting really emotionalt
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I feel like...ct
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we finally found
Ernie's real family.ct
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Hello...
I'm Cecil B. DeVille,cdatt
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the owner
of Cecil B. DeVille's
Traveling Circus,cdat
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and the world's
greatest ringmaster.cdat
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Or, as my mother
likes to call me,cdat
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the world's greatest
disappointment.cdat
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Well, I'm Kimmy
and this is my familyt
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Where are you
traveling to next?cdt
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00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:09,529
My office,
for my afternoon cry sesh.cdt
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( choking up )
Well, thank you so muchcdat
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for coming on short notice.cdat
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Oh, of course.
We are honoredct
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to be a part
of your incredible operationt
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00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:20,173
What? You didn't have
anything to do
with my quadruple bypass.cdat
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cdat
Oh! Oh,
this two-bit circus.cdatcdat
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cdat
Yeah, right.cdat
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I wish more young people
felt that way.cdat
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Kids today would rather sit
in front of their computerscdat
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and watch clips
of the circuscdat
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00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,788
than go to the actual circust
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Not just kids. Adults too.cdt
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00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,759
See, all you have to do
is click on this link,
and then you can--cdat
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Yeah, I can see how that
would be a problem for you.t
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cdat
Aren't you
a little small and fragilecdat
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to be a circus performer?cdat
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And aren't you
a little sad and depressedcdt
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00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:51,771
to be a ringmaster?cdat
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Touché.cdat
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00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:56,776
Well, ya'all get settledt
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Your dressing rooms
are right over there.cdat
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You'll find them
right past my broken dream.cdat
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cdatcdat
Hey, did you guys hear thatt
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00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:11,391
Yeah! We get
our own dressing rooms!cdat
273
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No. His business
is struggling.cdat
274
00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:15,061
It's motive to steal
if I've ever heard itt
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Well, that's
one possibility.cdat
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Let's fan out and see
what else we come up with.t
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00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:22,502
Great. I'll start with
spying on Cecil
during his cry sesh.cdat
278
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cdat
What?
It's funny to me
when grown men cry.cdatct
279
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cdatcdat
Where'd they all go?cdat
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00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,151
( laughs )t
281
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,586
Looking for these?t
282
00:13:39,585 --> 00:13:40,986
Petey.
( chuckling )cdat
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You're not supposed to be here
when the Coopers aren't home.ct
284
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,792
You're in big trouble, mistert
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00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:48,194
Big, big trouble.cdat
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00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:50,196
I'm thinking
you take me
to the movies.cdat
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00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:52,498
I'm thinking
I'll call your bluff.ct
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I'm thinking
I'll call K.C.cdat
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I'm thinking...cdat
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that we should leave now
before we miss previews.cdat
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00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:04,643
cdat
I like your thinking.
(chuckles) Oh...cdat
292
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:08,114
trust me,
you don't wanna know
what I'm thinking.cdat
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00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:12,852
cdat
Hi, everybody!cdatcdat
294
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,521
I am Kimmy James,
the new tightrope walker.ct
295
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,356
I'm so gosh-darn excited
to be here.cdat
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00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:20,860
Has anyone seen
my new partner Laszlo?cdatcdt
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00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,096
I am Laszlo.cdat
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00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:33,239
cdatcdat
(foreign accent)
You're looking for me?cdat
299
00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:35,541
Well, if I wasn't before,
I am now.cdat
300
00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:40,046
I am Kimmy James,
the high-priestesscdat
301
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,114
of the high wire.cdat
302
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,084
So, you walk the tightropecdat
303
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:46,152
with religious authority
of some type?cdat
304
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:48,688
Where are you from?cdatcdat
305
00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:51,357
Wisconsin, the heart
of America's dairyland.t
306
00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:52,692
Oh. So am I.cdat
307
00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:54,194
Really?cdat
308
00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:57,363
No! I am Romanian.cdat
309
00:14:57,363 --> 00:14:59,665
But I have family
that lives in Wisconsin.cdat
310
00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:00,699
What part are you from?cdat
311
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:03,236
Wh-- Uh, what part
is your family from?cdat
312
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,370
( chuckles )
Madison.cdat
313
00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:06,105
Yeah, well, I'm from..t
314
00:15:06,105 --> 00:15:07,907
the other part.
Oh, Kenosha?cdat
315
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,343
Yup. Yup, that's me.cdat
316
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:12,078
Straight outta Kenosha.ct
317
00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:20,220
cdatcdat
OK. So I checked out
all the concession workers.cdt
318
00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:23,089
No art thieves,
but plenty of crooks.
Hmm.t
319
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:26,092
You know, they have
the nerve to charge
$8.99 for a funnel cakecdat
320
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:27,827
and then skimp
on the powdered sugar.cdat
321
00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:31,897
Achoo! Achoo!
Achoo!cdatcdt
322
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:34,267
Hey, are you gonna
sneeze your way
through this whole mission?ct
323
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,202
I'm allergic
to these dumb tigers.cdat
324
00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:37,370
( growling )ct
325
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,372
I think that you meancdat
326
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:42,275
these majestic,
beautiful giantscdat
327
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:45,278
who pretty much outrank you
on the food chain.cdat
328
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,946
( growling louder t
329
00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:56,822
cdatcdat
( toots )
Whoa!cdat
330
00:15:58,724 --> 00:15:59,992
cdat
Oh, hi!cdatcdat
331
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:05,631
cdatcdat
Yeah.cdat
332
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,733
My makeup doesn't look right.ct
333
00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:08,834
I'm new at this.cdat
334
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:14,006
You're old at this?cdatcdat
335
00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:16,175
So... you wanna do my makeup?cdt
336
00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:18,678
OK. Sounds good to me.cdatcdat
337
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:28,788
cdatcdat
You know, it's not easy
being the new clown in townt
338
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:30,657
It's a lot of pressure.t
339
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:34,360
What if my pants fall down
before they're supposed tot
340
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,165
cdat
What if everyone
laughs at me?cdatcdat
341
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,667
Or worse,
what if they don't?ct
342
00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:48,607
cdatcdat
Aw, thank you!cdat
343
00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:59,018
cdatcdat
Hey! I like.cdat
344
00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:03,956
cdat
Well! Maybe I should wear
makeup more often.cdatcdat
345
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,663
cdatcdat
Not that it really matters
because I probably
won't be ablecdat
346
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:12,398
to keep the lights on
for another day,cdat
347
00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:14,901
but what exactly is it
that you do, kid?cdat
348
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:17,404
Balloon animals?
Poodle tricks?cdat
349
00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:19,572
I am Judini,cdat
350
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:22,408
the Human-ish Cannonball.ct
351
00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:24,877
Uh-huh.cdat
352
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,346
Sweetie, I'm not familiar
with all the child labor laws,ct
353
00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:30,216
but I'm pretty sure
shooting a little girl
out of a cannoncdat
354
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,151
is frowned upon.cdat
355
00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:34,220
I'm tougher than I look.t
356
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,722
Punch me in the stomacht
357
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,156
Come on. Punch me!cdat
358
00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:40,092
I'm pretty sure
that's frowned upon too.cdt
359
00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:43,663
cdat
Ouch!cdatcdat
360
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,665
Ow! That...cdat
361
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,867
Cannon's over there.cdat
362
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,702
Knock yourself out, Judini.cdt
363
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:50,836
Ow!cdat
364
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:57,243
cdat
Now it is time
that we rehearse.cdatct
365
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,644
On that little piece
of dental floss?cdat
366
00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:03,783
Ah--I mean, I wouldn't have it
any other way.cdatcdat
367
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:06,552
Except we could have it
another way, like...cdat
368
00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:10,089
lower and wider
and... both.cdat
369
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,925
Why do I feel like
you are stalling?cdat
370
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,727
No, no. I'm not stallingt
371
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:16,862
I just-- I think we should
get to know each other.cdt
372
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:19,932
You know, I don't just go up
on a high-wire with anyone.t
373
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,268
So, what are you into?
You like art?cdat
374
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:23,836
Ever been to an art galleryt
375
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,274
cdatcdat
Hey!cdat
376
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:31,277
Hello, there,
little crab man.cdat
377
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:34,881
I would shake your hand,
but you're...cdatcdat
378
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,715
currently using them
to walk, so...cdat
379
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,952
Hi, I'm Kimmy,
the new tightrope walkert
380
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,288
Why are you telling me?
I don't know you.cdat
381
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,556
I don't talk to strangers.t
382
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,326
That guy's all
bent out of shape.t
383
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:47,960
What's his deal?t
384
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,462
Totally paranoid.cdat
385
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,631
Always looking over
his shoulder...cdat
386
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,333
and other body parts.cdat
387
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,470
Paranoid and can fit
into small spaces.cdt
388
00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:00,039
Good to know.
JEFF: Are you
talkin' about me?t
389
00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:10,182
cdatcdat
Gotta be honest.
This isn't workingt
390
00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:12,284
Yeah, well, next time
try ordering a salad.cdat
391
00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:15,287
I told you
the sardine pineapple pizza
was a bad idea.cdat
392
00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:17,422
No, I mean us.cdat
393
00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:18,691
This blackmailing thing
doesn't havecdat
394
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,493
the spontaneity it used to.ct
395
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,362
I threaten to tell K.C.,
you take me fun places.cdt
396
00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:24,430
I threaten to tell K.C.,
you take me fun places.cdat
397
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:25,598
Where's the magic?cdat
398
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,433
Where's the spark?cdat
399
00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:30,636
Oh, so it's my fault
we're stuck in this rut?cdat
400
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:32,338
It takes two to tango, mister.t
401
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:33,472
Tango!cdat
402
00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:34,540
That would be
a great change of pace.ct
403
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:36,175
We never go dancing.cdat
404
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,611
Well, I don't see you
making much of an effort.ct
405
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,413
Stop criticizing me, woman!t
406
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,549
Oh, my goodness.cdatcdat
407
00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:45,651
I am dating a nine-year-old.cdt
408
00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:47,653
And the worst part is,cdat
409
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:50,022
this is the longest relationship
I've ever had.cdat
410
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,966
cdatcdat
Please. Child's play.cdt
411
00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:09,508
cdatcdat
Great work, everybody!cdat
412
00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:12,845
Tomorrow we perform
for the crowd.cdat
413
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:15,414
You know, if anyone
actually shows up.cdat
414
00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:18,417
cdat
Guys. Guys.cdatcdat
415
00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:21,587
OK. Let's review the suspects.t
416
00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:24,824
There's DeVille,
the sad sack owner
of the circus.cdat
417
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,392
Definitely has
a motive to steal.cdat
418
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,995
( sobbing )cdat
419
00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:31,530
And to see a therapist.cdat
420
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:34,600
Agreed, but, if he stole
millions of dollars'
worth of art,cdat
421
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,235
then why is he
still in such a bad mood?t
422
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,471
We need to keep
an eye on him.
OK, Judy?cdat
423
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:41,574
cdat
Judy!cdatcdat
424
00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:45,277
Yeah. Yeah.
Watch DeVille. Got it.t
425
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,415
cdat
What's up with this
Laszlo guy you're working with?t
426
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,617
Well, I mean,
he keeps complaining
about not getting paid,cdat
427
00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:52,952
but the jury's
still out on him.cdat
428
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:55,988
But not his abs--
they're guilty of being perfectt
429
00:20:58,290 --> 00:21:00,859
cdat
Any suspects
other than Mr. Good Core?cdatt
430
00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:04,363
cdat
I did meet this one girl.t
431
00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:06,031
She's the warmest,cdat
432
00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:08,600
most beautiful,
elegant creature
I've ever seen.cdat
433
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,470
What's her name?
Wacky Jackie.cdat
434
00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:13,806
I really like her,
and I think she likes me.cdatt
435
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:16,475
Well, then,
Jackie is definitely wacky.
( chuckles )cdat
436
00:21:26,585 --> 00:21:27,786
cdatcdat
Oh...cdat
437
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,489
look at that. A rose!cdt
438
00:21:29,488 --> 00:21:31,590
That is so sweet.cdat
439
00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:34,326
Look, I'm sorry
to break it to you,
but I don't date co-workerst
440
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,497
cdat
"Kimmy, I know why
you're really here.cdatct
441
00:21:38,497 --> 00:21:39,965
"I have information
that can help you.cdat
442
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,900
Meet me in the storage room
in five minutes."cdat
443
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:44,570
Did you write this?cdatct
444
00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:47,640
Stop licking me.cdatcdat
445
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:51,043
What part of
"it's not happening"
do you not understand, Frenchiet
446
00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:54,413
cdat
( door opens )cdatcdat
447
00:21:54,413 --> 00:21:57,850
Hey! Yoo-hoo! It's me.cdat
448
00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:59,251
Kimmy.
( chuckles )cdat
449
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,921
( turns switches
on and off )cdatcdat
450
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:06,158
Came to talk.
I got your letter.cdatcdat
451
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,660
( door shuts )cdat
452
00:22:08,594 --> 00:22:09,695
( door locked )cdatcdat
453
00:22:09,695 --> 00:22:10,663
( growling )cdat
454
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:13,666
Oh!cdat
455
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,501
OK, um, you know what?cdat
456
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:20,539
Now is a great time
to discuss the merits
of bein' a vegetarian.cdat
457
00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:27,380
cdatcdat
( rattling lock )cdat
458
00:22:30,649 --> 00:22:32,618
cdat
( growling )cdat
459
00:22:32,618 --> 00:22:34,687
Come on.
( panting )cdat
460
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:36,322
You guys really
don't wanna do this.cdat
461
00:22:36,322 --> 00:22:38,191
I mean, look at me.
I barely got
any meat on my bones.cdat
462
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:40,492
I would be a lot of work
for a little dinner.cdat
463
00:22:40,492 --> 00:22:41,560
( growling )cdat
464
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:45,230
Help! Help! Help!cdat
465
00:22:45,231 --> 00:22:47,400
cdat
Did someone call for help?cdat
466
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:49,869
( low growls )cdatcdat
467
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:52,505
Yeah, this whole rushing-in-
and-saving-me thing,cdat
468
00:22:52,504 --> 00:22:54,706
not makin' you
any less attractive.cdt
469
00:22:58,310 --> 00:23:00,145
cdat
So, McCoy is
still stuck in prisot
470
00:23:00,145 --> 00:23:02,648
and we have no idea
who the actual thief ist
471
00:23:02,648 --> 00:23:04,350
But you know what?
I'll tell you who it isn'tt
472
00:23:04,350 --> 00:23:05,685
Laszlo. If it wasn't for him-t
473
00:23:05,684 --> 00:23:08,720
Those tigers
would have K.C. breath?cdat
474
00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:11,257
Be poopin' out
flannel tomorrow?cdat
475
00:23:11,257 --> 00:23:14,093
I was going to say
flossing pieces of me
out of their teeth,cdat
476
00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:15,695
but you know what?
I like your's better.cdt
477
00:23:15,694 --> 00:23:17,095
KIRA: Uh, Judyt
478
00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:18,764
can you analyze
the handwritingcdat
479
00:23:18,764 --> 00:23:20,199
and tell us
who wrote this note?ct
480
00:23:20,199 --> 00:23:22,568
I would say
this was written by...cdat
481
00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:25,604
someone with
access to a pen.cdat
482
00:23:25,604 --> 00:23:28,774
Seriously, people,
I need samples
to compare it to.cdat
483
00:23:28,774 --> 00:23:30,075
I am not a machine.cdat
484
00:23:31,176 --> 00:23:32,778
OK. I am a machine,cdatcdt
485
00:23:32,778 --> 00:23:34,780
but I do need
samples to compare to.cdat
486
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,951
cdat
( sneezing t
487
00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:40,920
Dad, why are you
wearing your glasses?cdat
488
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,122
I can't wear my contacts.
My eyes are on fire.cdat
489
00:23:43,122 --> 00:23:45,625
Yeah. He's allergic
to those adorable tigersct
490
00:23:45,624 --> 00:23:48,093
but he doesn't wanna
complain about it--cdat
491
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:49,795
to anybody but me.cdat
492
00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:54,733
You know, Dad,
with those glasses on,
you kinda remind of someone.cdat
493
00:23:54,733 --> 00:23:57,603
You know, I feel bad
for anybody who has to
look like this all the timet
494
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:01,774
cdat
Looking good, Dadt
495
00:24:03,542 --> 00:24:05,611
Ah, I know
you look like someonecdat
496
00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:07,613
but I cannot put
my finger on it.cdat
497
00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:13,119
cdat
Uh, anyway.
Guys, let's focus, OK?cdat
498
00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:14,653
Let's do what we do best.cdat
499
00:24:14,653 --> 00:24:15,854
BOTH: Eat dinner?cdat
500
00:24:17,423 --> 00:24:18,891
No. Complete this mission.ct
501
00:24:18,891 --> 00:24:21,594
Like the highly qualified spiet
502
00:24:21,593 --> 00:24:24,596
four out of five of us
actually are.cdat
503
00:24:24,596 --> 00:24:26,798
Now, we need everyone's
handwriting samples.cdat
504
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:29,302
I'll get Wacky Jackie's,
and if she's guilty,cdat
505
00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:32,171
I'll see if she can be redeemed
by the love of a good man.cdat
506
00:24:33,839 --> 00:24:35,908
cdat
You know what? I got it.
I know who you look like.cdat
507
00:24:35,908 --> 00:24:37,109
Don Cheadle.cdat
508
00:24:37,109 --> 00:24:38,911
( laughing )
Yeah. yeah.cdat
509
00:24:38,911 --> 00:24:41,247
No. No, no.
That's not it.cdat
510
00:24:42,848 --> 00:24:45,150
cdat
Man!
This is gonna bug me all dayt
511
00:24:51,256 --> 00:24:53,859
cdatcdat
Good thing I'm fire-retardant.t
512
00:24:53,859 --> 00:24:56,362
Judini, wait!
Wait! Wait!cdat
513
00:24:56,362 --> 00:24:57,630
( sighs )cdat
514
00:24:57,629 --> 00:24:59,097
Are you going to
talk me out of thiscdat
515
00:24:59,098 --> 00:25:01,167
because it's not safe
for an adult,cdat
516
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,801
let alone a nine-year-old?cdt
517
00:25:02,801 --> 00:25:05,037
Heck no!
I just didn't
want to miss it!ct
518
00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:08,140
cdat
But be careful.cdt
519
00:25:08,140 --> 00:25:13,712
The Cecil B. DeVille Circus
does not have insurance.cdat
520
00:25:13,712 --> 00:25:16,882
cdat
So what happens
if your fancy art collection
goes up in flames?cdat
521
00:25:16,882 --> 00:25:18,751
My what?
Never mind.cdat
522
00:25:23,789 --> 00:25:26,759
cdatcdat
Whoo-hoo!
Yeah, baby!cdat
523
00:25:27,726 --> 00:25:30,195
cdat
( laughing )cdatcdat
524
00:25:32,731 --> 00:25:34,132
cdat
Not bad, huh?cdatct
525
00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:36,902
Judini,
that was incredible!cdat
526
00:25:36,902 --> 00:25:39,171
You're my new star headliner.ct
527
00:25:39,171 --> 00:25:40,906
Can I get that in writing?t
528
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,379
cdatcdat
So, Wacky Jackie...cdat
529
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,982
Oh, don't be so formal.
Call me Wacky.cdat
530
00:25:49,982 --> 00:25:53,352
OK. I've been thinking about
our act, Wacky Jackie--cdat
531
00:25:53,352 --> 00:25:55,421
I mean, Wacky.cdat
532
00:25:56,755 --> 00:25:59,258
Right now, I pour seltzer
down your pants,cdatcdat
533
00:25:59,258 --> 00:26:00,760
you hit me
with the rubber chicken,cdat
534
00:26:00,759 --> 00:26:02,661
then I cough out feathers.cdat
535
00:26:02,661 --> 00:26:03,829
But...cdat
536
00:26:03,829 --> 00:26:05,097
what if insteadcdat
537
00:26:05,097 --> 00:26:06,932
I spray you with seltzer?cdat
538
00:26:06,932 --> 00:26:08,767
Oh, I love that!t
539
00:26:08,767 --> 00:26:11,103
Ernie, you're
the funniest guy
I've ever met.cdat
540
00:26:11,103 --> 00:26:13,606
And I've worked with
Jingles The Clown.cdat
541
00:26:13,605 --> 00:26:15,340
High praise!cdat
542
00:26:15,340 --> 00:26:17,008
Oh, by the way,cdat
543
00:26:17,009 --> 00:26:19,378
it's Mitzi the Dancing
Poodle's birthday today,cdat
544
00:26:19,378 --> 00:26:20,546
and I'm passing
around a card.cdat
545
00:26:20,546 --> 00:26:22,048
Everyone's signing it.cdat
546
00:26:22,047 --> 00:26:24,783
And if you could somehow
work the wordscdat
547
00:26:24,783 --> 00:26:27,319
"storage room" in there,
that'd be great.cdat
548
00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:34,393
cdatcdat
Hop on.cdat
549
00:26:34,393 --> 00:26:35,628
You know, I would,cdat
550
00:26:35,627 --> 00:26:37,629
but I did a spinning class
this morning.cdat
551
00:26:37,629 --> 00:26:38,964
Come on.cdat
552
00:26:38,964 --> 00:26:40,132
You know, I'm just--cdat
553
00:26:40,132 --> 00:26:42,901
I'm not really a huge fan
of the whole,cdat
554
00:26:42,901 --> 00:26:44,603
you know,
bike-on-a-tightrope thing.cdat
555
00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:48,140
It's a little "been there,
I don't want to do that."cdat
556
00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:49,908
cdat
Don't be nervous.cdat
557
00:26:49,908 --> 00:26:51,243
Nothing can go wrongcdat
558
00:26:51,243 --> 00:26:52,945
as long as
the net is there.cdat
559
00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:55,114
Of course.
Hup.cdat
560
00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:56,716
OK.
( clears throat )cdat
561
00:26:58,784 --> 00:26:59,885
cdat
Oooh.cdatcdat
562
00:27:13,165 --> 00:27:14,867
cdatcdat
KC: Oh, oh, OK.
All right.cdat
563
00:27:16,435 --> 00:27:18,671
What ya doin'?
( nervous chuckles )cdatcdat
564
00:27:20,939 --> 00:27:21,840
cdat
Hup!cdatcdat
565
00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:34,920
cdatcdat
All right. All right.
All right. All right.cdat
566
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:36,522
( KC grunts )cdat
567
00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:44,697
cdatcdat
Hop on.cdat
568
00:27:44,696 --> 00:27:48,300
Ride back to the platform?
Don't mind if I do.cdat
569
00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:49,701
cdat
Hup!cdat
570
00:27:49,701 --> 00:27:51,303
OK.cdat
571
00:27:51,303 --> 00:27:53,939
Oooh...cdat
572
00:27:53,939 --> 00:27:54,973
All right.cdat
573
00:27:54,973 --> 00:27:56,908
This is good.cdat
574
00:28:06,885 --> 00:28:08,387
cdatcdat
You're very good...t
575
00:28:08,387 --> 00:28:10,356
( both chuckle )cdat
576
00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:11,823
...for a beginner.t
577
00:28:11,823 --> 00:28:13,058
Beginner? Please,cdat
578
00:28:13,058 --> 00:28:15,060
I have been doing this
my whole life.cdat
579
00:28:15,060 --> 00:28:17,963
In fact, I came out
walking on the umbilical cord.t
580
00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:24,236
cdat
KC: I don't know why
you'd think I'm a beginner.cdat
581
00:28:24,236 --> 00:28:27,372
LASZLO: Well, considering
one of your fingernails
is stuck in my armcdat
582
00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:29,541
from when you were
holding on to it
for dear life,cdat
583
00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,176
I'd say there's a chancet
584
00:28:31,176 --> 00:28:33,211
you're not being
completely honest.cdt
585
00:28:35,013 --> 00:28:36,181
cdat
Come on.cdatcdat
586
00:28:36,181 --> 00:28:39,084
Tell me
whats really going on.t
587
00:28:39,084 --> 00:28:41,053
You know you can trust me.t
588
00:28:42,988 --> 00:28:44,756
cdat
All right.cdatcdat
589
00:28:46,658 --> 00:28:48,927
But, listen.
You have to swearcdatcdat
590
00:28:48,927 --> 00:28:51,062
that you won't tell anybody,
or else it could be
the end of my career.cdat
591
00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:52,531
I swear.cdat
592
00:28:52,531 --> 00:28:54,767
OK.cdat
593
00:28:54,766 --> 00:28:56,334
Look, there's been
a string of art heistscdat
594
00:28:56,335 --> 00:28:59,071
and I have been assigned
to find the thief.cdat
595
00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:00,940
I'm actually an undercover...ct
596
00:29:03,942 --> 00:29:05,677
cdat
insurance adjuster.cdatcdat
597
00:29:07,613 --> 00:29:11,250
Yup. Just as glamorous
as it sounds.cdatcdat
598
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:15,054
An art thief? Huh.
Do you have any leadst
599
00:29:15,053 --> 00:29:17,389
Well, right now,
I'm thinking it's the tigers,ct
600
00:29:17,389 --> 00:29:19,925
but that's probably an overly
emotional, biased responsecdat
601
00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:22,127
to them trying to eat me!cdat
602
00:29:22,127 --> 00:29:26,632
OK, I am not a secret
undercover insurance adjustert
603
00:29:26,632 --> 00:29:28,434
cdat
like you,cdat
604
00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:30,635
but you know
who I think it could be?t
605
00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:35,207
cdat
Jeff the creepy contortionistt
606
00:29:35,207 --> 00:29:37,376
You know what?
You may be right.cdat
607
00:29:37,376 --> 00:29:41,146
My mom always told me
never trust a guy who blows
his nose upside down...cdat
608
00:29:41,146 --> 00:29:42,681
cdat
with his feet.cdat
609
00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:52,825
cdatcdat
Oh, wow!cdat
610
00:29:52,824 --> 00:29:55,193
Your butt's a built-in
coffee table!cdat
611
00:29:57,963 --> 00:29:59,631
cdat
Who are you?
What are you doing here?t
612
00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:00,832
Am I being fired?ct
613
00:30:00,832 --> 00:30:02,767
Is there a fire?
Where are the exits?t
614
00:30:02,768 --> 00:30:05,404
( chuckles )
You're so silly!cdat
615
00:30:05,404 --> 00:30:07,239
No. I'm just your biggest fan.t
616
00:30:07,239 --> 00:30:09,141
Even though
I'm only four feet tall.cdat
617
00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:11,777
But my mom says
if I eat my fruits
and vegetablescdat
618
00:30:11,777 --> 00:30:14,513
I'll grow big and strong!cdat
619
00:30:14,513 --> 00:30:17,016
Well, could you grow
somewhere else?cdat
620
00:30:17,015 --> 00:30:18,083
I just wanted your autograph.ct
621
00:30:18,083 --> 00:30:19,384
I don't do autographs.t
622
00:30:20,852 --> 00:30:22,687
( cries )cdatcdat
623
00:30:25,590 --> 00:30:26,991
cdat
OK, you can have
my autograph!cdatcdt
624
00:30:26,992 --> 00:30:28,694
Just please stop crying.t
625
00:30:35,634 --> 00:30:38,036
cdatcdat
Can you make it out to Amy?cdt
626
00:30:38,036 --> 00:30:39,638
( softly ) Oh, dang.
I need more letters.cdat
627
00:30:39,638 --> 00:30:42,074
Uh, can you
make it out to
my full name?cdat
628
00:30:43,108 --> 00:30:44,977
cdat
I am Amy...cdatcdat
629
00:30:44,976 --> 00:30:47,245
Jingleheimerschmidt.cdat
630
00:30:49,981 --> 00:30:51,716
cdat
Ow! Cramp! Cramp!cdatt
631
00:30:51,717 --> 00:30:54,353
Hey! Work through
the pain, Bendy Boy!cdat
632
00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:58,624
Oh, I'm sorry. I think I got
a little froggy in my throat.ct
633
00:31:01,393 --> 00:31:04,630
cdat
MARISA: Look, Petey,
I think this is
our last hurrah.cdatt
634
00:31:04,629 --> 00:31:06,297
I need
an actual boyfriend,t
635
00:31:06,298 --> 00:31:08,066
and you need
to be home by 8:00,ct
636
00:31:08,066 --> 00:31:10,702
so I don't see this
working out.cdat
637
00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:13,138
Yeah, I'm over you, too.
It's been real.cdat
638
00:31:13,138 --> 00:31:15,007
Um, no, no, no.cdat
639
00:31:15,006 --> 00:31:16,474
You're not letting
me down easy,cdat
640
00:31:16,475 --> 00:31:18,577
I am letting
you down easy!cdt
641
00:31:20,245 --> 00:31:21,913
cdat
( trumpet playing )cdatcdt
642
00:31:21,913 --> 00:31:24,215
( audience cheers )cdat
643
00:31:26,184 --> 00:31:27,752
cdat
( whistle blows )cdatcdat
644
00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:37,962
cdatcdat
( nose honks )cdat
645
00:31:53,578 --> 00:31:56,147
cdatcdat
( cheers, applause )cdat
646
00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:14,600
cdatcdat
( Petey screaming )cdat
647
00:32:27,112 --> 00:32:28,614
cdatcdat
Yeah!cdat
648
00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:29,201
cdatcdat
Hey, don't those circus peoplet
649
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,269
kinda look a little
like the Coopers?cdat
650
00:34:31,269 --> 00:34:33,404
I am not speaking to yout
651
00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:35,107
We will enjoy the show,t
652
00:34:35,106 --> 00:34:38,509
and then go our separate ways,
as per your wishes.cdat
653
00:34:39,778 --> 00:34:41,780
cdat
Ladies and gentlemen,ct
654
00:34:41,780 --> 00:34:44,283
I am your ringmaster,
Cecil B. DeVille,cdat
655
00:34:44,282 --> 00:34:48,453
welcoming you to
the greatest circus
in the world!cdat
656
00:34:48,453 --> 00:34:49,988
cdat
Don't fact check that.ct
657
00:34:51,256 --> 00:34:53,358
And now, for our first act,t
658
00:34:53,358 --> 00:34:57,762
Wacky Jackie
and her Big Top Clowns!cdat
659
00:34:59,064 --> 00:35:01,333
cdat
( audience cheering )cdatct
660
00:35:57,288 --> 00:35:58,723
cdatcdat
( laughter )cdat
661
00:36:20,045 --> 00:36:21,446
cdatcdat
( clang )cdat
662
00:36:23,148 --> 00:36:26,351
That weird, pathetic clown
kinda reminds me of Ernie.cdatt
663
00:36:34,559 --> 00:36:36,361
cdatcdat
It is Ernie!cdat
664
00:36:36,361 --> 00:36:38,730
Uh, uh, Earnie?
Yeah, right.cdat
665
00:36:38,730 --> 00:36:42,367
I admit he's a clown,
but he's not a professional.t
666
00:36:42,367 --> 00:36:43,802
I'm gonna go see
what I can find out.cdat
667
00:36:43,802 --> 00:36:45,137
Uh, no, no, no, no, no.cdt
668
00:36:45,136 --> 00:36:47,105
Uh, new act is coming out.
Don't want to miss it.cdat
669
00:36:49,574 --> 00:36:54,412
KC, I just completed
analyzing the writing samples,
and none of them are a match.cdt
670
00:36:54,412 --> 00:36:57,649
cdat
But someone at the circus
has got to be involved
with the art theft.cdat
671
00:36:57,649 --> 00:36:59,584
McCoy is still in jail,
and we need to help him.t
672
00:36:59,584 --> 00:37:00,985
What am I not seeing?t
673
00:37:00,985 --> 00:37:02,653
Laszlo. What about Laszlo?cdat
674
00:37:02,654 --> 00:37:04,489
No. I'm definitely
seeing Laszlo.cdat
675
00:37:04,489 --> 00:37:06,591
I like what I see, OK?t
676
00:37:06,591 --> 00:37:08,893
No. Not OK.cdat
677
00:37:08,893 --> 00:37:10,828
We never got
his writing sample.cdat
678
00:37:10,829 --> 00:37:13,532
But he's cool. Remember?
I told you, he's the one
who saved me from the tigerst
679
00:37:13,531 --> 00:37:16,100
Or, he's the one who tried
to feed you to the tigers.cdat
680
00:37:16,101 --> 00:37:17,402
What? No! No.cdat
681
00:37:17,402 --> 00:37:18,703
Think about it.cdat
682
00:37:18,703 --> 00:37:21,072
He just so happened to
have a side of raw beefcdat
683
00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:22,607
when he walked by
the storage room?cdat
684
00:37:22,607 --> 00:37:25,210
I am sure that
there is somecdat
685
00:37:25,210 --> 00:37:27,345
logical explanation for
why that would happen.ct
686
00:37:27,345 --> 00:37:29,714
I mean, he was probably
just cooking some dinner,t
687
00:37:29,714 --> 00:37:31,616
heard me yelling for help,t
688
00:37:31,616 --> 00:37:33,051
and made
a split-second decisiont
689
00:37:33,051 --> 00:37:36,288
to sacrifice his uncooked
filet mignon in order to--t
690
00:37:36,287 --> 00:37:37,588
Yeah, I got played.ct
691
00:37:39,457 --> 00:37:42,193
And now, tiger lovers,cdatcdat
692
00:37:42,193 --> 00:37:44,862
The Amazing Wayne and Wanda!cdt
693
00:37:44,863 --> 00:37:46,398
Or, truth be told,cdat
694
00:37:46,397 --> 00:37:49,233
The Pretty Good
Wayne and Wanda!cdat
695
00:37:49,234 --> 00:37:50,769
Oh, who am I kidding?cdat
696
00:37:50,769 --> 00:37:54,139
The "They Were Available
at the Last Minute
Wayne And Wanda."cdat
697
00:37:59,310 --> 00:38:00,878
cdatcdat
( sneezing )cdat
698
00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:03,415
We're in the middle
of a show! Will you
stop sneezing?cdat
699
00:38:03,414 --> 00:38:05,416
Those giant cats
are giving me hives!cdat
700
00:38:05,416 --> 00:38:06,784
They're making me all itchy.cdt
701
00:38:06,785 --> 00:38:08,387
You want to talk itchy?cdt
702
00:38:08,386 --> 00:38:10,755
Get back to me
when you're wearing
gold lamé drawers!cdat
703
00:38:10,755 --> 00:38:12,390
Now pick up that hoop.
OK.cdat
704
00:38:16,094 --> 00:38:18,463
cdatcdat
( tigers growling )cdat
705
00:38:18,463 --> 00:38:21,466
You know what?
I just figured out
who you look like.t
706
00:38:21,466 --> 00:38:23,268
And it definitely
ain't Don Cheadle.t
707
00:38:23,268 --> 00:38:25,771
( tigers growling )cdat
708
00:38:25,770 --> 00:38:28,139
Oh, come on.
You can't tell me
that doesn't lookcdat
709
00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:29,741
exactly like
Mrs. Cooper and...cdat
710
00:38:29,741 --> 00:38:32,510
kind of an older
version of Ernie.cdat
711
00:38:33,912 --> 00:38:36,581
cdat
Oh, so now everybody
looks like Ernie?cdat
712
00:38:36,581 --> 00:38:38,316
( chuckles )
I don't know.cdat
713
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:39,984
Something's going on,cdat
714
00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:42,653
and trust me,
I'm gonna get to
the bottom of it.cdat
715
00:38:45,623 --> 00:38:46,958
cdat
But first,cdatcdat
716
00:38:46,958 --> 00:38:48,593
I'm going to get
to the bottom of this!cdat
717
00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:52,297
( tigers growling )
Up-up!cdatcdat
718
00:38:52,297 --> 00:38:53,698
Good girl.cdat
719
00:38:53,698 --> 00:38:55,700
Up-up!
( tigers growling )t
720
00:38:55,700 --> 00:38:57,869
Yes.cdat
721
00:38:57,869 --> 00:39:00,004
And up-up!cdat
722
00:39:01,372 --> 00:39:04,709
( cheers, applause )cdatct
723
00:39:07,946 --> 00:39:09,781
cdat
( Craig sneezing )t
724
00:39:09,781 --> 00:39:12,284
Craig, I got a crazy idea.cdat
725
00:39:12,283 --> 00:39:14,552
Crazier than us
pretending to be
tiger tamers?cdat
726
00:39:14,552 --> 00:39:16,521
I've gotten attached
to these guys.cdat
727
00:39:16,521 --> 00:39:20,625
And they don't belong
at the circus in a cage.
They deserve a good home.cdat
728
00:39:20,625 --> 00:39:22,627
You'd better not be
talking about our house.t
729
00:39:22,627 --> 00:39:24,562
We don't have room
for a litter box that big!t
730
00:39:24,562 --> 00:39:27,732
No. We are sneaking them
out of here.cdat
731
00:39:27,732 --> 00:39:30,501
I found a sanctuary
that will feed them
and take care of them.cdat
732
00:39:30,501 --> 00:39:33,404
For free?
Can we send the kids
there instead of college?t
733
00:39:33,404 --> 00:39:35,273
Ow! Just asking!
Achoo!cdat
734
00:39:41,980 --> 00:39:43,849
cdatcdat
KC: ( thinking )
All right, Laszlo,cdat
735
00:39:43,848 --> 00:39:46,617
there's gotta be proof
that you're the art thief
in here somewhere.cdat
736
00:39:51,756 --> 00:39:53,925
cdatcdat
Ugh! Why isn't there
anything here?cdat
737
00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:56,161
Unless I'm wrongcdat
738
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:57,728
and you are as sweet
on the insidecdat
739
00:39:57,729 --> 00:40:00,265
as you are on the outside.ct
740
00:40:15,380 --> 00:40:16,615
cdatcdat
Hey!cdat
741
00:40:16,614 --> 00:40:19,417
What are you doing in heret
742
00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:23,021
It's my dressing room.
What are you doing here?cdat
743
00:40:23,021 --> 00:40:26,224
Oh, right.
Um, I stopped by
to say goodbye.cdat
744
00:40:26,224 --> 00:40:30,028
Yeah, um, turns out
nobody at this circus
is part of the art theft,t
745
00:40:30,028 --> 00:40:33,198
so the insurance company
assigned me to a different caset
746
00:40:33,197 --> 00:40:35,733
Yeah, something about
someone got rear-ended,t
747
00:40:35,733 --> 00:40:38,536
or somebody's rear end
not turning out right.
I don't know.cdat
748
00:40:38,536 --> 00:40:41,506
Either I'll be talking
to a mechanic
or a plastic surgeon.ct
749
00:40:42,607 --> 00:40:44,809
cdat
Well, toodles.cdat
750
00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:49,447
cdat
Well, wait!
You can't leave yet.t
751
00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:52,617
It's almost time
for our performance,ct
752
00:40:52,617 --> 00:40:55,220
and Laszlo needs a partner.ct
753
00:40:55,219 --> 00:40:58,289
You've gotten so good
at the routine, and...t
754
00:41:00,558 --> 00:41:03,227
cdat
we can't disappoint
all those little kids.t
755
00:41:05,530 --> 00:41:08,099
cdat
Awright.
( chuckles )cdatcdat
756
00:41:08,099 --> 00:41:09,634
I guess it's showtime!cdat
757
00:41:12,770 --> 00:41:14,605
cdat
Oh, yes...cdat
758
00:41:14,605 --> 00:41:16,240
It's definitely...cdt
759
00:41:17,275 --> 00:41:18,743
showtime.cdatcdat
760
00:41:27,752 --> 00:41:30,788
cdatcdat
Hey! That poodle and I
have the same haircut!cdat
761
00:41:30,788 --> 00:41:33,824
Earnie.
Earnie, what are you doingt
762
00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:35,293
Waiting for
the poodle act to finish.cdat
763
00:41:35,293 --> 00:41:37,095
I want to give Mitzi
her birthday card.cdat
764
00:41:37,095 --> 00:41:39,431
Aw, how cute is that?
Focus!cdat
765
00:41:40,631 --> 00:41:42,867
Look, I need you sneak into
Laszlo's dressing roomcdatct
766
00:41:42,867 --> 00:41:45,269
and see if you can
get any evidence
tying him to the art theft.t
767
00:41:45,269 --> 00:41:47,505
All right,
let me set a reminder.cdat
768
00:41:49,774 --> 00:41:52,844
cdat
If you could do all this
before I have to get
on that highwire.cdatcdat
769
00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:55,680
Walking on a tightrope
is not necessarily
a walk in the park.cdat
770
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:58,449
Relax. There's a net.
It's not that big a deal.cdat
771
00:41:58,449 --> 00:42:00,284
Said the boy
who freaks outcdt
772
00:42:00,284 --> 00:42:01,886
when his peas touches
his mashed potatoes.ct
773
00:42:01,886 --> 00:42:04,122
They're not meant to touch!cdat
774
00:42:07,792 --> 00:42:12,797
cdat
And now, direct your eyes
to The Great Judini!cdat
775
00:42:12,797 --> 00:42:14,532
cdat
( cheers, applause )cdat
776
00:42:19,504 --> 00:42:21,072
cdatcdat
OK, I'm not crazy!cdat
777
00:42:21,072 --> 00:42:23,241
That's Judy!
That's Judy!cdat
778
00:42:23,241 --> 00:42:25,810
( chuckles )
You are being ridiculous.t
779
00:42:25,810 --> 00:42:27,378
Here, have some popcorn.t
780
00:42:30,882 --> 00:42:32,584
cdat
Are you ready, Judini?cdat
781
00:42:32,583 --> 00:42:35,086
I came out of the box ready.t
782
00:42:35,086 --> 00:42:37,121
Beam me up, Shorty Bop!ct
783
00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:45,930
cdatcdat
Bon voyage, money makert
784
00:42:46,931 --> 00:42:47,899
cdat
JUDY: Whoo-hoo!cdatcdat
785
00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:50,502
Hey, Petey!cdat
786
00:42:50,501 --> 00:42:51,969
How ya doin' ?cdat
787
00:42:56,941 --> 00:43:00,111
cdatcdat
What do you say now?
You still don't
think that's Judy?cdat
788
00:43:00,111 --> 00:43:03,114
I guess I see
a passing resemblance.t
789
00:43:04,949 --> 00:43:08,619
cdat
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls,cdatcdat
790
00:43:08,619 --> 00:43:13,190
the Cecil B. DeVille
Traveling Circus
is proud to presentcdat
791
00:43:13,191 --> 00:43:16,728
cdat
the high-wire act
beyond compare,cdat
792
00:43:16,727 --> 00:43:19,964
the circus star
extraordinaire,cdat
793
00:43:19,964 --> 00:43:22,867
the one, the only...cdat
794
00:43:22,867 --> 00:43:24,969
Laszlo!cdat
795
00:43:25,970 --> 00:43:28,806
Wow, I'm suddenly
enjoying the circus.t
796
00:43:28,806 --> 00:43:30,775
And my beautiful...cdat
797
00:43:30,775 --> 00:43:32,543
( softly )
and temporary...cdat
798
00:43:32,543 --> 00:43:34,712
partner, Kimmy!cdat
799
00:43:36,047 --> 00:43:39,450
Kimmy, my Aunt Franny!
That's KC Cooper!cdatcdat
800
00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:40,885
MARISA:
I don't think so.t
801
00:43:40,885 --> 00:43:42,887
PETEY:
Oh, come on!
She's your best friend!cdat
802
00:43:42,887 --> 00:43:45,523
How can you not
recognize your best friend?cdt
803
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:52,163
cdat
( two-way radio beeps )
Perfect timing, bro.
What's up?cdat
804
00:43:52,163 --> 00:43:55,133
ERNIE: I'm in Laszlo's
dressing room. You need
to know two things.cdat
805
00:43:55,133 --> 00:43:58,837
First, I found the blueprints
to every single art gallery
that was robbed.cdat
806
00:43:58,836 --> 00:43:59,970
cdat
He's our guy.cdat
807
00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:01,573
What's the other thing?cdat
808
00:44:01,572 --> 00:44:02,573
I found lip printscdat
809
00:44:02,573 --> 00:44:04,275
all over his headshot.cdat
810
00:44:04,275 --> 00:44:07,411
I think he's been making out
with his own photo.cdat
811
00:44:07,411 --> 00:44:09,747
He's a weirdo!
Be careful!cdat
812
00:44:09,747 --> 00:44:10,848
KC: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.t
813
00:44:10,848 --> 00:44:11,982
I just got to do
this performance,cdat
814
00:44:11,983 --> 00:44:13,251
then I'll take him downt
815
00:44:13,251 --> 00:44:16,421
And now, before we begin
our performance,cdat
816
00:44:16,420 --> 00:44:20,491
I ask Mr. DeVille
to remove the safety nets!cdat
817
00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:23,160
cdat
Remove the what now?ct
818
00:44:41,479 --> 00:44:44,215
cdatcdat
Come on, Kimmy!
Let's do this!cdat
819
00:44:44,215 --> 00:44:46,617
Ya know, I would,
I really would,cdat
820
00:44:46,617 --> 00:44:49,720
but, uh, I just remembered
I have some really important
plans tonightcdat
821
00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:52,389
with some friends of mine--
the bones in my body--cdat
822
00:44:52,390 --> 00:44:55,560
and I don't really want
to break my plans...
or my bones.cdat
823
00:44:57,028 --> 00:44:59,397
cdat
Relax, it's just like
we rehearsed.cdatcdat
824
00:44:59,397 --> 00:45:01,666
One step at a time.cdat
825
00:45:01,666 --> 00:45:05,470
You trust me...
don't you?cdat
826
00:45:05,469 --> 00:45:07,104
cdat
( exhales )cdat
827
00:45:12,877 --> 00:45:15,046
cdatcdat
( audience gasps )cdat
828
00:45:17,982 --> 00:45:22,220
cdat
Excellent, Kimmy.
Or should I say...cdatcdat
829
00:45:28,759 --> 00:45:29,893
cdatcdat
...KC!cdat
830
00:45:29,894 --> 00:45:31,729
Wh-wh-what are you
talking about?cdat
831
00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:32,897
You don't even know
what you're talking about.ct
832
00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:34,999
You're not
an insurance adjuster,cdat
833
00:45:34,999 --> 00:45:37,502
You're here to bust me
for those art heists.cdat
834
00:45:37,501 --> 00:45:39,937
OK, so you do know
what you're talking about.ct
835
00:45:41,772 --> 00:45:44,041
cdat
I guess the game's over.
I'm taking you in.cdatcdat
836
00:45:44,041 --> 00:45:46,677
( scoffs )
As we say in Romania,cdat
837
00:45:46,677 --> 00:45:47,945
I don't think so.cdat
838
00:45:47,945 --> 00:45:49,580
( audience gasps )cdat
839
00:45:50,948 --> 00:45:52,716
Listen, that is not
a Romania thing, OK?t
840
00:45:52,717 --> 00:45:54,452
They literally
say that everywhere.t
841
00:45:58,556 --> 00:45:59,991
cdatcdat
( KC grunts )cdat
842
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:04,161
cdat
( Laszlo grunts )cdatcdat
843
00:46:15,139 --> 00:46:17,141
cdatcdat
So how did you get
in the gallery that nightt
844
00:46:17,141 --> 00:46:18,175
Tightrope from
the next building?ct
845
00:46:20,745 --> 00:46:22,880
cdat
( audience gasps )cdatcdt
846
00:46:23,948 --> 00:46:26,984
Well, it's no secret
I'm an expert with ropes.cdat
847
00:46:26,984 --> 00:46:29,019
Which is how I'll be
making my escape.cdat
848
00:46:38,629 --> 00:46:40,965
cdatcdat
Mom, the Coopers
are in a circuscdat
849
00:46:40,965 --> 00:46:44,101
and some guy just
pulled a gun on Marisa!cdat
850
00:46:44,101 --> 00:46:45,936
Yes, it's true!cdat
851
00:46:45,936 --> 00:46:47,805
Pick me up, Mom!cdat
852
00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:50,341
Mom!!!cdat
853
00:46:50,341 --> 00:46:53,344
( spectators screaming )
Relax! Relax, everybody!cdat
854
00:46:53,344 --> 00:46:55,012
It's all a part of the act.cdt
855
00:46:55,012 --> 00:46:57,815
Sheesh! Am I the only one
who understands showmanship?ct
856
00:47:04,021 --> 00:47:06,090
cdatcdat
AUDIENCE: Whoa!!!cdat
857
00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:10,127
There seems to be
a huge mistake.cdt
858
00:47:10,127 --> 00:47:12,029
I'm not a part
of this spy stuff.t
859
00:47:12,029 --> 00:47:14,465
I just wanted to steal
a book report!cdat
860
00:47:14,465 --> 00:47:16,200
Hey! You leave that
poor girl alone!cdat
861
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:17,468
Poor girl?cdat
862
00:47:17,468 --> 00:47:21,105
Don't you mean
your best friend?cdat
863
00:47:21,105 --> 00:47:24,108
What? I have never
met that girl
in my entire life!cdat
864
00:47:24,108 --> 00:47:25,810
Yeah. Yeah, it's true.t
865
00:47:25,810 --> 00:47:29,047
I have no idea who
KC Coretta Scott King Cooper ist
866
00:47:29,046 --> 00:47:31,782
and she is definitely not
my next-door neighbor.cdat
867
00:47:34,185 --> 00:47:37,955
cdat
OK, maybe
we've met a few times!cdatt
868
00:47:37,955 --> 00:47:39,457
cdat
Don't try to follow mecdat
869
00:47:39,457 --> 00:47:41,893
or you'll never
see her again!cdat
870
00:47:41,892 --> 00:47:43,093
KC, help me!cdat
871
00:47:56,807 --> 00:47:59,076
cdatcdat
( audience cheers )cdat
872
00:47:59,076 --> 00:48:01,145
Thank you.
Thank you.cdat
873
00:48:03,547 --> 00:48:06,316
cdat
Thank you.
Thank you.
(chuckles )cdatcdat
874
00:48:06,317 --> 00:48:08,686
Hey, look at that Laszlo,
you were right.cdat
875
00:48:08,686 --> 00:48:10,221
I didn't need a net.cdat
876
00:48:10,221 --> 00:48:11,422
But you are gonna
need a lawyer.cdat
877
00:48:18,529 --> 00:48:21,966
cdatcdat
All rise for the Honorable
Dudley Theopolis.cdat
878
00:48:23,567 --> 00:48:25,102
cdat
And just to be clear...cdatt
879
00:48:25,102 --> 00:48:28,572
I am the Honorable
Dudley Theopolis!cdat
880
00:48:29,940 --> 00:48:33,177
cdat
Now all sit for
the Honorable
Dudley Theopolis.cdatcdat
881
00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:36,247
cdat
Now stand.cdatcdat
882
00:48:38,115 --> 00:48:40,084
Ha ha! Gotcha.cdatcdat
883
00:48:40,084 --> 00:48:43,354
I didn't say,
"for the Honorable
Dudley Theopolis."cdat
884
00:48:43,354 --> 00:48:46,023
You're all out!cdat
885
00:48:46,023 --> 00:48:49,460
Ha ha!
Gets 'em every time, don't it?t
886
00:48:51,061 --> 00:48:53,263
cdat
All right, let's get
down to business.cdatcdat
887
00:48:53,264 --> 00:48:55,466
I have reviewed
the new evidencecdat
888
00:48:55,466 --> 00:49:00,371
provided by
Agent 8433599.cdat
889
00:49:00,371 --> 00:49:04,275
cdat
Now that Laszlo,
the true art thief,
is behind bars,cdat
890
00:49:04,275 --> 00:49:06,611
I hereby overturn
the previous rulingcdat
891
00:49:06,610 --> 00:49:09,980
and find the defendant
Bob McCoy...cdat
892
00:49:09,980 --> 00:49:11,748
not guilty!cdat
893
00:49:11,749 --> 00:49:13,251
Whoo!cdat
894
00:49:13,250 --> 00:49:14,685
Court adjourned!cdat
895
00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:17,255
I don't know
how to thank you!cdatcdat
896
00:49:17,254 --> 00:49:18,956
Hey, I'm just glad
that justice prevailed.t
897
00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:20,124
( chuckles )ct
898
00:49:21,826 --> 00:49:23,161
Good work, Agent.cdatcdat
899
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:25,763
Thank you.
It was an honor,
Your Honor.cdat
900
00:49:25,763 --> 00:49:27,732
You're one smart cookie.cdat
901
00:49:27,731 --> 00:49:29,766
Right back atcha.
( chuckles )cdat
902
00:49:29,767 --> 00:49:32,236
All right, now.cdat
903
00:49:35,739 --> 00:49:37,341
WOMAN:
Rob, your name's on TV!cdat