1 00:00:00,133 --> 00:00:02,836 cdatcdat ♪ 2 00:00:06,039 --> 00:00:09,042 cdat ♪ Oh, when danger comes for you ♪cdat 3 00:00:09,042 --> 00:00:12,712 ♪ You know I'll stand beside you ♪cdat 4 00:00:12,713 --> 00:00:15,449 ♪ 'Cause ain't nobody keep their heads so cool ♪ct 5 00:00:15,449 --> 00:00:18,218 ♪ I'll always find a way ♪ct 6 00:00:18,218 --> 00:00:20,987 ♪ A way out of the fire ♪cdt 7 00:00:20,988 --> 00:00:24,191 ♪ But don't tell nobody, tell nobody ♪cdat 8 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:26,126 ♪ I'm not perfect ♪cdat 9 00:00:26,126 --> 00:00:29,830 ♪ So many things I wanna tell you ♪cdat 10 00:00:29,830 --> 00:00:32,700 cdat ♪ But I ♪cdat 11 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:33,900 ♪ I keep it undercover! ♪cdt 12 00:00:33,901 --> 00:00:36,170 ♪ Living my life on red alert ♪t 13 00:00:36,169 --> 00:00:38,238 ♪ Doing my thing, I'll make it work ♪cdat 14 00:00:38,238 --> 00:00:40,340 ♪ Know I'm the realest, baby I'm fearless ♪cdat 15 00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:42,409 ♪ But I always got your back t 16 00:00:42,409 --> 00:00:44,745 ♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪t 17 00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:46,847 ♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪t 18 00:00:46,847 --> 00:00:49,350 ♪ Ain't got no worry about me ♪t 19 00:00:49,349 --> 00:00:51,384 ♪ It's all part of the plan ♪t 20 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:53,220 K.C: I keep it undercover.cdt 21 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:55,422 I keep it undercover.cdat 22 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:04,297 cdYour Honor, the Prosecution calls Agent 8433599.cdat 23 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:10,905 cdI feel like I should be walking her up there.cdat 24 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:13,273 Craig, she's testifying, not getting married.cdat 25 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:16,277 Do you swear to tell the truth,cdt 26 00:01:16,276 --> 00:01:18,245 the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?t 27 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:20,013 Yes, I do.cdat 28 00:01:20,013 --> 00:01:21,448 One time, I was on my porchct 29 00:01:21,448 --> 00:01:23,450 when my neighbor Mrs. Goldfeder got dropped off after a date,cdt 30 00:01:23,450 --> 00:01:25,519 and when they kissed, I didn't look away, I...ct 31 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:27,087 I watched.cdat 32 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:32,393 I meant when Prosecutor Baker starts asking you questions.cdt 33 00:01:32,392 --> 00:01:34,794 cdat Oh, I knew that. ( chuckles )cdat 34 00:01:34,795 --> 00:01:36,697 Just had to get that off my chest.t 35 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:41,902 Agent, you were present at The Luffman Gallery when the theft took place?t 36 00:01:41,902 --> 00:01:44,104 Uh, yes. I was investigating a string of art thefts.cdat 37 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,907 I was accompanied by Agent 9487445,cdat 38 00:01:46,907 --> 00:01:48,442 even though I was..cdat 39 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:50,277 a bit concerned about his abilities.cdat 40 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:52,112 He can be a bit of a nimrod.cdat 41 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,280 I object!cdat 42 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,282 How dare you call me a nimrod?cdat 43 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:56,817 That is insultingcdat 44 00:01:56,817 --> 00:01:59,453 and the witness is clearly lying.cdat 45 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:01,956 I demand a mistrial! A mistrial!cdat 46 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:05,325 Nobody even knew you were Agent 9487445cdatcdt 47 00:02:05,325 --> 00:02:06,893 until you opened your big mouth.cdat 48 00:02:08,395 --> 00:02:10,497 Objection overruled.cdat 49 00:02:10,497 --> 00:02:11,365 Sorry, nimrod.cdat 50 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,435 Please continue.cdatct 51 00:02:15,435 --> 00:02:18,505 Well, I went undercover to see if I could catch the thief in the act.cdat 52 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:23,543 cdat I am Lola Fingers.cdatt 53 00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:26,980 cdat Artiste.cdatcdat 54 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,749 And I'm her manager, Tommy Lasorda.cdat 55 00:02:31,318 --> 00:02:33,187 cdat The artiste's manager,cdt 56 00:02:33,186 --> 00:02:34,688 not the baseball manager.t 57 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:37,324 He's a large white man, and I'm a short black guycdt 58 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:38,826 with a penchant for turtlenecks.cdat 59 00:02:41,461 --> 00:02:42,662 cdat Your work is genius,cdatcdat 60 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:44,465 as is your hair.cdat 61 00:02:44,464 --> 00:02:46,132 Oh, well,cdat 62 00:02:46,133 --> 00:02:49,536 my style is "perpetually caught in a breeze"cdat 63 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:55,509 cdat to remind me that life is always moving...cdatt 64 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,578 cdat as must art.cdat 65 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:01,548 cdat Oh, yes.cdatcdat 66 00:03:01,548 --> 00:03:04,451 This space is perfect!cdt 67 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:06,787 cdat It's bare.cdatct 68 00:03:06,787 --> 00:03:08,455 It's naked.cdat 69 00:03:08,455 --> 00:03:10,090 I will cover your shame, naked wall...cdat 70 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:13,794 cdat With art!cdatcdat 71 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:17,965 She'll need total privacy.t 72 00:03:17,964 --> 00:03:19,966 Her most creative hours are two to five a.m.cdat 73 00:03:19,966 --> 00:03:22,836 You've got it, Lola. But it would becdat 74 00:03:22,836 --> 00:03:25,605 an honor to come by and see you work.cdat 75 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:28,976 cdat Why wait?cdatcdat 76 00:03:28,975 --> 00:03:31,010 She can do one right now.cdat 77 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:33,547 Lola's known for her spontaneous paintings.t 78 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:34,515 ( chuckles ) Yes.cdat 79 00:03:34,514 --> 00:03:36,549 I'm also known for firing my manager.t 80 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:40,154 cdat Come on, Lola.cdatcdat 81 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:42,756 Do the one where you roll around and--t 82 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:46,994 Why am I explaining when she can just show you? Lola?cdat 83 00:03:46,993 --> 00:03:50,463 Oh, no. No, thank you. I'm just not feeling the muse right now.cdat 84 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:53,433 cdat Then let me help you feel it.ct 85 00:03:55,502 --> 00:03:58,572 cdat Waaa...aha...cdat 86 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:00,040 Oh, yes.cdat 87 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:02,409 Oh, I'm not done. I'm not done.cdat 88 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:04,912 Ohhhh, lovely!cdat 89 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:08,448 Oh, yes! Yes, I'm really starting to feel it...cdat 90 00:04:08,448 --> 00:04:09,582 cdat everywhere now.cdat 91 00:04:10,617 --> 00:04:12,853 Yes!cdatcdat 92 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:14,655 Oh, yeah!cdat 93 00:04:16,289 --> 00:04:18,458 Lola, you've done it again.ct 94 00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:21,528 Don't hold back. Rage is your medium.cdat 95 00:04:25,966 --> 00:04:27,100 cdatcdat I love it.cdat 96 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,606 cdat Yes, Lola. You've done it again.ct 97 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:35,843 Eh, I wouldn't say it's your best work.cdat 98 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:41,982 cdatcdat Oh, really?cdat 99 00:04:41,982 --> 00:04:44,318 Oh, lovely.cdat 100 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:48,455 cdat Ah!cdatcdat 101 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:50,557 Look at that!cdatcdt 102 00:04:50,557 --> 00:04:53,326 Another Lola Fingers originalt 103 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,296 cdat Allow me to sign it for yout 104 00:05:01,601 --> 00:05:03,837 cdatcdat Agent 8433599,cdat 105 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:05,405 would you describe the momentt 106 00:05:05,405 --> 00:05:07,173 when you apprehended the defendant?cdat 107 00:05:07,174 --> 00:05:08,609 Sure. Well,cdat 108 00:05:08,608 --> 00:05:11,077 most people think that spy work is fun and exciting,t 109 00:05:11,077 --> 00:05:14,147 and most of the time it is, but...cdat 110 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:17,517 a lot of the time, it's just a lot of waiting and watching.t 111 00:05:17,517 --> 00:05:21,187 And after a lot of waiting and watching, and coconut water,cdat 112 00:05:21,188 --> 00:05:25,092 the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth is..t 113 00:05:25,091 --> 00:05:27,493 cdat sometimes you just gotta pee.cdt 114 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:30,497 OK? I was only gone for, like, two minutescdat 115 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:32,933 when I heard the alarm go off and I ran back in.cdat 116 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:34,701 ( alarm bell ringing ) When I got back,cdat 117 00:05:34,701 --> 00:05:36,469 Descoteaux's "Woman On A Horse At Dawn,"ct 118 00:05:36,469 --> 00:05:38,705 the most expensive painting in the gallery,cdat 119 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:39,973 was cut out of its frame.cdt 120 00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:41,675 And I know it didn't ride itself out,ct 121 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,043 A) Because it's a painting,ct 122 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:44,778 and B) Because it was two lines and a dotcdt 123 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:47,247 that didn't look a dang thing like a horse or a woman.cdat 124 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,784 cdat I looked around, and all I sawcdatcdat 125 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:53,320 was security guard Mr. McCoy.t 126 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:54,855 He was off of his assigned post,cdat 127 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,290 out of breath, and he claimet 128 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:57,957 that he didn't know what had happened.cdat 129 00:05:57,958 --> 00:06:00,694 Like I was gonna fall for the okey-doke.cdat 130 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:03,497 And is that security guard here todayt 131 00:06:03,496 --> 00:06:05,732 Well, yeah. He's right there.cdat 132 00:06:05,732 --> 00:06:07,234 He's the guy on trial.cdat 133 00:06:07,234 --> 00:06:10,337 Does nobody else see him, or...t 134 00:06:10,337 --> 00:06:13,006 And how do you know someone else didn't steal the paintingt 135 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:15,642 The building was on lockdown with very tight security.cdat 136 00:06:15,642 --> 00:06:17,210 None of the entry ways were breached, so...cdat 137 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,546 Mr. McCoy was the only one who could've done it.cdat 138 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:21,481 Prosecution rests!cdat 139 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:25,752 cdat My bad. The prosecution gives me the stink-eyecdt 140 00:06:25,752 --> 00:06:27,420 and will rest when she sees fit.cdat 141 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:35,162 cdatcPetey. ( nervous chuckle )cdat 142 00:06:35,161 --> 00:06:37,163 What are you doing here? The Coopers aren't home.cdat 143 00:06:37,163 --> 00:06:40,333 Which begs the question: What are you doing here?ct 144 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:42,035 Nothing.cdat 145 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:44,371 Really? 'Cause it seems to me that 146 00:06:44,371 --> 00:06:46,773 you're stealing K.C.'s old book reportst 147 00:06:46,773 --> 00:06:51,278 Well, I prefer the term "borrowing with intent to pass"t 148 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:53,947 cdat What do you care?cdatcdat 149 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:56,583 I don't care. But K.C. will.cdat 150 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:59,920 So here's how this is gonna work.cdat 151 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:03,891 We're going for an All-I-Can-Eat lunch at the Olive Pit. Your treatt 152 00:07:03,890 --> 00:07:06,393 cdat Are you blackmailing me?cdat 153 00:07:06,393 --> 00:07:09,062 Oh, I am.cdat 154 00:07:09,062 --> 00:07:12,532 But I'll take my payment in small, unmarked meatballst 155 00:07:12,532 --> 00:07:15,702 You are a small, unmarked meatball.cdat 156 00:07:18,405 --> 00:07:19,706 cdat ( gavel strikes )cdatcdat 157 00:07:20,807 --> 00:07:22,609 Bob McCoy.cdatcdat 158 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:25,645 A jury of your peers has found you...cdat 159 00:07:25,645 --> 00:07:27,714 guilty as charged.cdat 160 00:07:27,714 --> 00:07:29,616 ( spectators murmuring )cdat 161 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:32,119 No! They're wrong. I'm innocent!cdat 162 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:34,320 Congrats, K.C.! Your 100th conviction.cdat 163 00:07:34,321 --> 00:07:35,889 I can't wait until mine.cdat 164 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:38,725 Me neither. Only a hundred to go.cdat 165 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:42,762 cdat You have to help me. Please, you have to believe met 166 00:07:42,762 --> 00:07:44,797 I'm innocent. But a jury of your peers--cdat 167 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,633 If I did it, where's the art? They never found the art.t 168 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,468 Find the art and you'll find the thief.t 169 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:49,970 Please! I'm being set up!t 170 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,505 I wouldn't know a Rembrandt from my rear end!cdat 171 00:07:51,504 --> 00:07:53,072 You gotta believe me! Help me!t 172 00:07:57,277 --> 00:07:58,745 cdatcdat Well, honey. You got your guy.cdat 173 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:04,985 cdatcdat Did I?cdat 174 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,593 cdatcdat Marisa, I'm freaking out.cdat 175 00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:14,828 Thanks to my testimony,cdat 176 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:17,164 an innocent man could be going to prison for 20 years.t 177 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:19,265 I can totally relate.cdat 178 00:08:19,265 --> 00:08:20,867 You can?cdat 179 00:08:20,867 --> 00:08:23,937 Yes. Petey is blackmailing me to hang out with him.cdat 180 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:26,673 It was only a couple of days, but it felt like 20 years.cdt 181 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:29,176 He made me take him to pizza,cdt 182 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:31,711 and then the movies, and then the circus.cdat 183 00:08:31,711 --> 00:08:33,746 And, boy, can that kid snackt 184 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,954 cdatcdat Wow! Petey might as well skip the middlemancdat 185 00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:42,989 and pull out his own teeth.cdat 186 00:08:42,989 --> 00:08:45,825 And why exactly is he blackmailing you?cdat 187 00:08:45,825 --> 00:08:49,095 Who cares? You put an innocent man behind bars.ct 188 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:55,835 cdatcdat Miami, Atlanta, Chicago, New York.cdat 189 00:08:55,835 --> 00:08:58,371 Ding ding! Places we should go on spring break!cdat 190 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,139 No, no, no. They're all the cities thatct 191 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:03,644 the Cecil B. DeVille Traveling Circus appeared in in the past few months.cdat 192 00:09:03,643 --> 00:09:07,347 And they're all the same places that the art heists took place.t 193 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:08,782 cdat At the same time.cdat 194 00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:12,385 Where are you going? To prison.cdatcdat 195 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:15,989 Wow. I always assumed I'd wind up there before she did.cdat 196 00:09:18,825 --> 00:09:19,993 cdat ( buzzer sounds )cdatcdat 197 00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:24,664 Ah. I'm Officer Frida...ct 198 00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:25,832 Dudeinjail.cdat 199 00:09:27,867 --> 00:09:30,603 Hey! Eyes down here, big guy.t 200 00:09:30,603 --> 00:09:32,939 Look, I know I'm beautiful, but,cdat 201 00:09:32,939 --> 00:09:33,973 get over it!cdat 202 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,777 cdat Now if you'll excuse me, I need to talk to McCoy.t 203 00:09:37,777 --> 00:09:39,078 Got a message from the warden.ct 204 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:41,681 Thank you.cdatcdat 205 00:09:42,949 --> 00:09:46,419 Well! You're lookin' weak, McCoy!cdatcdat 206 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:49,923 You should be using your time in the slammer to get swole!cdat 207 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,028 cdatcdat ( sighs )cdat 208 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,232 And with any luck, you won't be here very long.t 209 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:01,101 You're going to kill me?cdat 210 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:05,171 No! You know who I am. Look at me.cdatt 211 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,977 cdat Imagine there's two.cdatt 212 00:10:09,976 --> 00:10:12,312 Hey... You're the one who put me away.cdat 213 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:15,949 Yes, I am. But right now, I'm Officer Frida Dudeinjail,ct 214 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,584 cdat and with any luck,cdat 215 00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:19,953 I will actually free the dude in jail.cdat 216 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:24,558 Hard to believe the jury took your word over mine.cdat 217 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:26,926 cdat Hey, that is not the point, OKt 218 00:10:26,926 --> 00:10:28,795 The point is, I don't think you're guilty.t 219 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,096 And you couldn't have mentioned thatcdat 220 00:10:30,096 --> 00:10:32,098 when you were on the stand testifying?!ct 221 00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:34,434 Hey! Look, you asked me for help,t 222 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:35,769 and I'm here to clear your name.cdt 223 00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:36,802 I'm gonna get you out of here.cdat 224 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,238 I'm almost positive who the real thief is.cdt 225 00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:39,973 It's either a-- a performer,cdat 226 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,776 or some type of animal...t 227 00:10:42,775 --> 00:10:44,176 in a traveling circus.cdt 228 00:10:46,112 --> 00:10:47,447 cdat OK...cdatcdat 229 00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:49,649 looks like I'm going to be in here a while.cdat 230 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,851 But don't worry about me.cdat 231 00:10:51,851 --> 00:10:54,887 Historically, skinny, weak guys do great in prison.cdat 232 00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:03,262 cdatcdat And the organization now agrees that I'm onto something.cdat 233 00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:06,166 Guys, I have to make this right and get McCoy out of jail.cdat 234 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,035 So, who's readycdat 235 00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:09,936 to run away and join the circus?cdat 236 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:14,908 Please. I did that the day I moved in here.cdt 237 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:30,256 cdatcdat OK, that would jack my circuitry up!cdat 238 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,470 cdatcdat Guys, I'm-- I'm getting really emotionalt 239 00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:45,705 I feel like...ct 240 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,707 we finally found Ernie's real family.ct 241 00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:52,078 Hello... I'm Cecil B. DeVille,cdatt 242 00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:55,248 the owner of Cecil B. DeVille's Traveling Circus,cdat 243 00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:57,417 and the world's greatest ringmaster.cdat 244 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,052 Or, as my mother likes to call me,cdat 245 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,721 the world's greatest disappointment.cdat 246 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:04,324 Well, I'm Kimmy and this is my familyt 247 00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:05,926 Where are you traveling to next?cdt 248 00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:09,529 My office, for my afternoon cry sesh.cdt 249 00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:12,432 ( choking up ) Well, thank you so muchcdat 250 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:13,900 for coming on short notice.cdat 251 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,735 Oh, of course. We are honoredct 252 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,337 to be a part of your incredible operationt 253 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:20,173 What? You didn't have anything to do with my quadruple bypass.cdat 254 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:25,445 cdat Oh! Oh, this two-bit circus.cdatcdat 255 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:26,680 cdat Yeah, right.cdat 256 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:29,282 I wish more young people felt that way.cdat 257 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,251 Kids today would rather sit in front of their computerscdat 258 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,919 and watch clips of the circuscdat 259 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,788 than go to the actual circust 260 00:12:34,787 --> 00:12:36,589 Not just kids. Adults too.cdt 261 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,759 See, all you have to do is click on this link, and then you can--cdat 262 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,996 Yeah, I can see how that would be a problem for you.t 263 00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:46,699 cdat Aren't you a little small and fragilecdat 264 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:48,134 to be a circus performer?cdat 265 00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:50,036 And aren't you a little sad and depressedcdt 266 00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:51,771 to be a ringmaster?cdat 267 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,773 Touché.cdat 268 00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:56,776 Well, ya'all get settledt 269 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,911 Your dressing rooms are right over there.cdat 270 00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:01,614 You'll find them right past my broken dream.cdat 271 00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:08,755 cdatcdat Hey, did you guys hear thatt 272 00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:11,391 Yeah! We get our own dressing rooms!cdat 273 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,226 No. His business is struggling.cdat 274 00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:15,061 It's motive to steal if I've ever heard itt 275 00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:16,629 Well, that's one possibility.cdat 276 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,598 Let's fan out and see what else we come up with.t 277 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:22,502 Great. I'll start with spying on Cecil during his cry sesh.cdat 278 00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:27,040 cdat What? It's funny to me when grown men cry.cdatct 279 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,149 cdatcdat Where'd they all go?cdat 280 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,151 ( laughs )t 281 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,586 Looking for these?t 282 00:13:39,585 --> 00:13:40,986 Petey. ( chuckling )cdat 283 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:44,491 You're not supposed to be here when the Coopers aren't home.ct 284 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,792 You're in big trouble, mistert 285 00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:48,194 Big, big trouble.cdat 286 00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:50,196 I'm thinking you take me to the movies.cdat 287 00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:52,498 I'm thinking I'll call your bluff.ct 288 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:55,001 I'm thinking I'll call K.C.cdat 289 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:57,370 I'm thinking...cdat 290 00:13:57,370 --> 00:14:00,240 that we should leave now before we miss previews.cdat 291 00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:04,643 cdat I like your thinking. (chuckles) Oh...cdat 292 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:08,114 trust me, you don't wanna know what I'm thinking.cdat 293 00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:12,852 cdat Hi, everybody!cdatcdat 294 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,521 I am Kimmy James, the new tightrope walker.ct 295 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,356 I'm so gosh-darn excited to be here.cdat 296 00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:20,860 Has anyone seen my new partner Laszlo?cdatcdt 297 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,096 I am Laszlo.cdat 298 00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:33,239 cdatcdat (foreign accent) You're looking for me?cdat 299 00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:35,541 Well, if I wasn't before, I am now.cdat 300 00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:40,046 I am Kimmy James, the high-priestesscdat 301 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,114 of the high wire.cdat 302 00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,084 So, you walk the tightropecdat 303 00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:46,152 with religious authority of some type?cdat 304 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:48,688 Where are you from?cdatcdat 305 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:51,357 Wisconsin, the heart of America's dairyland.t 306 00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:52,692 Oh. So am I.cdat 307 00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:54,194 Really?cdat 308 00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:57,363 No! I am Romanian.cdat 309 00:14:57,363 --> 00:14:59,665 But I have family that lives in Wisconsin.cdat 310 00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:00,699 What part are you from?cdat 311 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:03,236 Wh-- Uh, what part is your family from?cdat 312 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,370 ( chuckles ) Madison.cdat 313 00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:06,105 Yeah, well, I'm from..t 314 00:15:06,105 --> 00:15:07,907 the other part. Oh, Kenosha?cdat 315 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,343 Yup. Yup, that's me.cdat 316 00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:12,078 Straight outta Kenosha.ct 317 00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:20,220 cdatcdat OK. So I checked out all the concession workers.cdt 318 00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:23,089 No art thieves, but plenty of crooks. Hmm.t 319 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:26,092 You know, they have the nerve to charge $8.99 for a funnel cakecdat 320 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:27,827 and then skimp on the powdered sugar.cdat 321 00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:31,897 Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!cdatcdt 322 00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:34,267 Hey, are you gonna sneeze your way through this whole mission?ct 323 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,202 I'm allergic to these dumb tigers.cdat 324 00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:37,370 ( growling )ct 325 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,372 I think that you meancdat 326 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:42,275 these majestic, beautiful giantscdat 327 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:45,278 who pretty much outrank you on the food chain.cdat 328 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,946 ( growling louder t 329 00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:56,822 cdatcdat ( toots ) Whoa!cdat 330 00:15:58,724 --> 00:15:59,992 cdat Oh, hi!cdatcdat 331 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:05,631 cdatcdat Yeah.cdat 332 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,733 My makeup doesn't look right.ct 333 00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:08,834 I'm new at this.cdat 334 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:14,006 You're old at this?cdatcdat 335 00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:16,175 So... you wanna do my makeup?cdt 336 00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:18,678 OK. Sounds good to me.cdatcdat 337 00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:28,788 cdatcdat You know, it's not easy being the new clown in townt 338 00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:30,657 It's a lot of pressure.t 339 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:34,360 What if my pants fall down before they're supposed tot 340 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,165 cdat What if everyone laughs at me?cdatcdat 341 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,667 Or worse, what if they don't?ct 342 00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:48,607 cdatcdat Aw, thank you!cdat 343 00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:59,018 cdatcdat Hey! I like.cdat 344 00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:03,956 cdat Well! Maybe I should wear makeup more often.cdatcdat 345 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,663 cdatcdat Not that it really matters because I probably won't be ablecdat 346 00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:12,398 to keep the lights on for another day,cdat 347 00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:14,901 but what exactly is it that you do, kid?cdat 348 00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:17,404 Balloon animals? Poodle tricks?cdat 349 00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:19,572 I am Judini,cdat 350 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:22,408 the Human-ish Cannonball.ct 351 00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:24,877 Uh-huh.cdat 352 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,346 Sweetie, I'm not familiar with all the child labor laws,ct 353 00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:30,216 but I'm pretty sure shooting a little girl out of a cannoncdat 354 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,151 is frowned upon.cdat 355 00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:34,220 I'm tougher than I look.t 356 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,722 Punch me in the stomacht 357 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,156 Come on. Punch me!cdat 358 00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:40,092 I'm pretty sure that's frowned upon too.cdt 359 00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:43,663 cdat Ouch!cdatcdat 360 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,665 Ow! That...cdat 361 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,867 Cannon's over there.cdat 362 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,702 Knock yourself out, Judini.cdt 363 00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:50,836 Ow!cdat 364 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:57,243 cdat Now it is time that we rehearse.cdatct 365 00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,644 On that little piece of dental floss?cdat 366 00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:03,783 Ah--I mean, I wouldn't have it any other way.cdatcdat 367 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:06,552 Except we could have it another way, like...cdat 368 00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:10,089 lower and wider and... both.cdat 369 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,925 Why do I feel like you are stalling?cdat 370 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,727 No, no. I'm not stallingt 371 00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:16,862 I just-- I think we should get to know each other.cdt 372 00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:19,932 You know, I don't just go up on a high-wire with anyone.t 373 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,268 So, what are you into? You like art?cdat 374 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:23,836 Ever been to an art galleryt 375 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,274 cdatcdat Hey!cdat 376 00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:31,277 Hello, there, little crab man.cdat 377 00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:34,881 I would shake your hand, but you're...cdatcdat 378 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,715 currently using them to walk, so...cdat 379 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,952 Hi, I'm Kimmy, the new tightrope walkert 380 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,288 Why are you telling me? I don't know you.cdat 381 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,556 I don't talk to strangers.t 382 00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,326 That guy's all bent out of shape.t 383 00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:47,960 What's his deal?t 384 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,462 Totally paranoid.cdat 385 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,631 Always looking over his shoulder...cdat 386 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,333 and other body parts.cdat 387 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,470 Paranoid and can fit into small spaces.cdt 388 00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:00,039 Good to know. JEFF: Are you talkin' about me?t 389 00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:10,182 cdatcdat Gotta be honest. This isn't workingt 390 00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:12,284 Yeah, well, next time try ordering a salad.cdat 391 00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:15,287 I told you the sardine pineapple pizza was a bad idea.cdat 392 00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:17,422 No, I mean us.cdat 393 00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:18,691 This blackmailing thing doesn't havecdat 394 00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,493 the spontaneity it used to.ct 395 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,362 I threaten to tell K.C., you take me fun places.cdt 396 00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:24,430 I threaten to tell K.C., you take me fun places.cdat 397 00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:25,598 Where's the magic?cdat 398 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,433 Where's the spark?cdat 399 00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:30,636 Oh, so it's my fault we're stuck in this rut?cdat 400 00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:32,338 It takes two to tango, mister.t 401 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:33,472 Tango!cdat 402 00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:34,540 That would be a great change of pace.ct 403 00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:36,175 We never go dancing.cdat 404 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,611 Well, I don't see you making much of an effort.ct 405 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,413 Stop criticizing me, woman!t 406 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,549 Oh, my goodness.cdatcdat 407 00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:45,651 I am dating a nine-year-old.cdt 408 00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:47,653 And the worst part is,cdat 409 00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:50,022 this is the longest relationship I've ever had.cdat 410 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,966 cdatcdat Please. Child's play.cdt 411 00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:09,508 cdatcdat Great work, everybody!cdat 412 00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:12,845 Tomorrow we perform for the crowd.cdat 413 00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:15,414 You know, if anyone actually shows up.cdat 414 00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:18,417 cdat Guys. Guys.cdatcdat 415 00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:21,587 OK. Let's review the suspects.t 416 00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:24,824 There's DeVille, the sad sack owner of the circus.cdat 417 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,392 Definitely has a motive to steal.cdat 418 00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,995 ( sobbing )cdat 419 00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:31,530 And to see a therapist.cdat 420 00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:34,600 Agreed, but, if he stole millions of dollars' worth of art,cdat 421 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,235 then why is he still in such a bad mood?t 422 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,471 We need to keep an eye on him. OK, Judy?cdat 423 00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:41,574 cdat Judy!cdatcdat 424 00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:45,277 Yeah. Yeah. Watch DeVille. Got it.t 425 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,415 cdat What's up with this Laszlo guy you're working with?t 426 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,617 Well, I mean, he keeps complaining about not getting paid,cdat 427 00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:52,952 but the jury's still out on him.cdat 428 00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:55,988 But not his abs-- they're guilty of being perfectt 429 00:20:58,290 --> 00:21:00,859 cdat Any suspects other than Mr. Good Core?cdatt 430 00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:04,363 cdat I did meet this one girl.t 431 00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:06,031 She's the warmest,cdat 432 00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:08,600 most beautiful, elegant creature I've ever seen.cdat 433 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,470 What's her name? Wacky Jackie.cdat 434 00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:13,806 I really like her, and I think she likes me.cdatt 435 00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:16,475 Well, then, Jackie is definitely wacky. ( chuckles )cdat 436 00:21:26,585 --> 00:21:27,786 cdatcdat Oh...cdat 437 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,489 look at that. A rose!cdt 438 00:21:29,488 --> 00:21:31,590 That is so sweet.cdat 439 00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:34,326 Look, I'm sorry to break it to you, but I don't date co-workerst 440 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,497 cdat "Kimmy, I know why you're really here.cdatct 441 00:21:38,497 --> 00:21:39,965 "I have information that can help you.cdat 442 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,900 Meet me in the storage room in five minutes."cdat 443 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:44,570 Did you write this?cdatct 444 00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:47,640 Stop licking me.cdatcdat 445 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:51,043 What part of "it's not happening" do you not understand, Frenchiet 446 00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:54,413 cdat ( door opens )cdatcdat 447 00:21:54,413 --> 00:21:57,850 Hey! Yoo-hoo! It's me.cdat 448 00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:59,251 Kimmy. ( chuckles )cdat 449 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,921 ( turns switches on and off )cdatcdat 450 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:06,158 Came to talk. I got your letter.cdatcdat 451 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,660 ( door shuts )cdat 452 00:22:08,594 --> 00:22:09,695 ( door locked )cdatcdat 453 00:22:09,695 --> 00:22:10,663 ( growling )cdat 454 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:13,666 Oh!cdat 455 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,501 OK, um, you know what?cdat 456 00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:20,539 Now is a great time to discuss the merits of bein' a vegetarian.cdat 457 00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:27,380 cdatcdat ( rattling lock )cdat 458 00:22:30,649 --> 00:22:32,618 cdat ( growling )cdat 459 00:22:32,618 --> 00:22:34,687 Come on. ( panting )cdat 460 00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:36,322 You guys really don't wanna do this.cdat 461 00:22:36,322 --> 00:22:38,191 I mean, look at me. I barely got any meat on my bones.cdat 462 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:40,492 I would be a lot of work for a little dinner.cdat 463 00:22:40,492 --> 00:22:41,560 ( growling )cdat 464 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:45,230 Help! Help! Help!cdat 465 00:22:45,231 --> 00:22:47,400 cdat Did someone call for help?cdat 466 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:49,869 ( low growls )cdatcdat 467 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:52,505 Yeah, this whole rushing-in- and-saving-me thing,cdat 468 00:22:52,504 --> 00:22:54,706 not makin' you any less attractive.cdt 469 00:22:58,310 --> 00:23:00,145 cdat So, McCoy is still stuck in prisot 470 00:23:00,145 --> 00:23:02,648 and we have no idea who the actual thief ist 471 00:23:02,648 --> 00:23:04,350 But you know what? I'll tell you who it isn'tt 472 00:23:04,350 --> 00:23:05,685 Laszlo. If it wasn't for him-t 473 00:23:05,684 --> 00:23:08,720 Those tigers would have K.C. breath?cdat 474 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:11,257 Be poopin' out flannel tomorrow?cdat 475 00:23:11,257 --> 00:23:14,093 I was going to say flossing pieces of me out of their teeth,cdat 476 00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:15,695 but you know what? I like your's better.cdt 477 00:23:15,694 --> 00:23:17,095 KIRA: Uh, Judyt 478 00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:18,764 can you analyze the handwritingcdat 479 00:23:18,764 --> 00:23:20,199 and tell us who wrote this note?ct 480 00:23:20,199 --> 00:23:22,568 I would say this was written by...cdat 481 00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:25,604 someone with access to a pen.cdat 482 00:23:25,604 --> 00:23:28,774 Seriously, people, I need samples to compare it to.cdat 483 00:23:28,774 --> 00:23:30,075 I am not a machine.cdat 484 00:23:31,176 --> 00:23:32,778 OK. I am a machine,cdatcdt 485 00:23:32,778 --> 00:23:34,780 but I do need samples to compare to.cdat 486 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,951 cdat ( sneezing t 487 00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:40,920 Dad, why are you wearing your glasses?cdat 488 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,122 I can't wear my contacts. My eyes are on fire.cdat 489 00:23:43,122 --> 00:23:45,625 Yeah. He's allergic to those adorable tigersct 490 00:23:45,624 --> 00:23:48,093 but he doesn't wanna complain about it--cdat 491 00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:49,795 to anybody but me.cdat 492 00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:54,733 You know, Dad, with those glasses on, you kinda remind of someone.cdat 493 00:23:54,733 --> 00:23:57,603 You know, I feel bad for anybody who has to look like this all the timet 494 00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:01,774 cdat Looking good, Dadt 495 00:24:03,542 --> 00:24:05,611 Ah, I know you look like someonecdat 496 00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:07,613 but I cannot put my finger on it.cdat 497 00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:13,119 cdat Uh, anyway. Guys, let's focus, OK?cdat 498 00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:14,653 Let's do what we do best.cdat 499 00:24:14,653 --> 00:24:15,854 BOTH: Eat dinner?cdat 500 00:24:17,423 --> 00:24:18,891 No. Complete this mission.ct 501 00:24:18,891 --> 00:24:21,594 Like the highly qualified spiet 502 00:24:21,593 --> 00:24:24,596 four out of five of us actually are.cdat 503 00:24:24,596 --> 00:24:26,798 Now, we need everyone's handwriting samples.cdat 504 00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:29,302 I'll get Wacky Jackie's, and if she's guilty,cdat 505 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:32,171 I'll see if she can be redeemed by the love of a good man.cdat 506 00:24:33,839 --> 00:24:35,908 cdat You know what? I got it. I know who you look like.cdat 507 00:24:35,908 --> 00:24:37,109 Don Cheadle.cdat 508 00:24:37,109 --> 00:24:38,911 ( laughing ) Yeah. yeah.cdat 509 00:24:38,911 --> 00:24:41,247 No. No, no. That's not it.cdat 510 00:24:42,848 --> 00:24:45,150 cdat Man! This is gonna bug me all dayt 511 00:24:51,256 --> 00:24:53,859 cdatcdat Good thing I'm fire-retardant.t 512 00:24:53,859 --> 00:24:56,362 Judini, wait! Wait! Wait!cdat 513 00:24:56,362 --> 00:24:57,630 ( sighs )cdat 514 00:24:57,629 --> 00:24:59,097 Are you going to talk me out of thiscdat 515 00:24:59,098 --> 00:25:01,167 because it's not safe for an adult,cdat 516 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,801 let alone a nine-year-old?cdt 517 00:25:02,801 --> 00:25:05,037 Heck no! I just didn't want to miss it!ct 518 00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:08,140 cdat But be careful.cdt 519 00:25:08,140 --> 00:25:13,712 The Cecil B. DeVille Circus does not have insurance.cdat 520 00:25:13,712 --> 00:25:16,882 cdat So what happens if your fancy art collection goes up in flames?cdat 521 00:25:16,882 --> 00:25:18,751 My what? Never mind.cdat 522 00:25:23,789 --> 00:25:26,759 cdatcdat Whoo-hoo! Yeah, baby!cdat 523 00:25:27,726 --> 00:25:30,195 cdat ( laughing )cdatcdat 524 00:25:32,731 --> 00:25:34,132 cdat Not bad, huh?cdatct 525 00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:36,902 Judini, that was incredible!cdat 526 00:25:36,902 --> 00:25:39,171 You're my new star headliner.ct 527 00:25:39,171 --> 00:25:40,906 Can I get that in writing?t 528 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,379 cdatcdat So, Wacky Jackie...cdat 529 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,982 Oh, don't be so formal. Call me Wacky.cdat 530 00:25:49,982 --> 00:25:53,352 OK. I've been thinking about our act, Wacky Jackie--cdat 531 00:25:53,352 --> 00:25:55,421 I mean, Wacky.cdat 532 00:25:56,755 --> 00:25:59,258 Right now, I pour seltzer down your pants,cdatcdat 533 00:25:59,258 --> 00:26:00,760 you hit me with the rubber chicken,cdat 534 00:26:00,759 --> 00:26:02,661 then I cough out feathers.cdat 535 00:26:02,661 --> 00:26:03,829 But...cdat 536 00:26:03,829 --> 00:26:05,097 what if insteadcdat 537 00:26:05,097 --> 00:26:06,932 I spray you with seltzer?cdat 538 00:26:06,932 --> 00:26:08,767 Oh, I love that!t 539 00:26:08,767 --> 00:26:11,103 Ernie, you're the funniest guy I've ever met.cdat 540 00:26:11,103 --> 00:26:13,606 And I've worked with Jingles The Clown.cdat 541 00:26:13,605 --> 00:26:15,340 High praise!cdat 542 00:26:15,340 --> 00:26:17,008 Oh, by the way,cdat 543 00:26:17,009 --> 00:26:19,378 it's Mitzi the Dancing Poodle's birthday today,cdat 544 00:26:19,378 --> 00:26:20,546 and I'm passing around a card.cdat 545 00:26:20,546 --> 00:26:22,048 Everyone's signing it.cdat 546 00:26:22,047 --> 00:26:24,783 And if you could somehow work the wordscdat 547 00:26:24,783 --> 00:26:27,319 "storage room" in there, that'd be great.cdat 548 00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:34,393 cdatcdat Hop on.cdat 549 00:26:34,393 --> 00:26:35,628 You know, I would,cdat 550 00:26:35,627 --> 00:26:37,629 but I did a spinning class this morning.cdat 551 00:26:37,629 --> 00:26:38,964 Come on.cdat 552 00:26:38,964 --> 00:26:40,132 You know, I'm just--cdat 553 00:26:40,132 --> 00:26:42,901 I'm not really a huge fan of the whole,cdat 554 00:26:42,901 --> 00:26:44,603 you know, bike-on-a-tightrope thing.cdat 555 00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:48,140 It's a little "been there, I don't want to do that."cdat 556 00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:49,908 cdat Don't be nervous.cdat 557 00:26:49,908 --> 00:26:51,243 Nothing can go wrongcdat 558 00:26:51,243 --> 00:26:52,945 as long as the net is there.cdat 559 00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:55,114 Of course. Hup.cdat 560 00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:56,716 OK. ( clears throat )cdat 561 00:26:58,784 --> 00:26:59,885 cdat Oooh.cdatcdat 562 00:27:13,165 --> 00:27:14,867 cdatcdat KC: Oh, oh, OK. All right.cdat 563 00:27:16,435 --> 00:27:18,671 What ya doin'? ( nervous chuckles )cdatcdat 564 00:27:20,939 --> 00:27:21,840 cdat Hup!cdatcdat 565 00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:34,920 cdatcdat All right. All right. All right. All right.cdat 566 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:36,522 ( KC grunts )cdat 567 00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:44,697 cdatcdat Hop on.cdat 568 00:27:44,696 --> 00:27:48,300 Ride back to the platform? Don't mind if I do.cdat 569 00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:49,701 cdat Hup!cdat 570 00:27:49,701 --> 00:27:51,303 OK.cdat 571 00:27:51,303 --> 00:27:53,939 Oooh...cdat 572 00:27:53,939 --> 00:27:54,973 All right.cdat 573 00:27:54,973 --> 00:27:56,908 This is good.cdat 574 00:28:06,885 --> 00:28:08,387 cdatcdat You're very good...t 575 00:28:08,387 --> 00:28:10,356 ( both chuckle )cdat 576 00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:11,823 ...for a beginner.t 577 00:28:11,823 --> 00:28:13,058 Beginner? Please,cdat 578 00:28:13,058 --> 00:28:15,060 I have been doing this my whole life.cdat 579 00:28:15,060 --> 00:28:17,963 In fact, I came out walking on the umbilical cord.t 580 00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:24,236 cdat KC: I don't know why you'd think I'm a beginner.cdat 581 00:28:24,236 --> 00:28:27,372 LASZLO: Well, considering one of your fingernails is stuck in my armcdat 582 00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:29,541 from when you were holding on to it for dear life,cdat 583 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,176 I'd say there's a chancet 584 00:28:31,176 --> 00:28:33,211 you're not being completely honest.cdt 585 00:28:35,013 --> 00:28:36,181 cdat Come on.cdatcdat 586 00:28:36,181 --> 00:28:39,084 Tell me whats really going on.t 587 00:28:39,084 --> 00:28:41,053 You know you can trust me.t 588 00:28:42,988 --> 00:28:44,756 cdat All right.cdatcdat 589 00:28:46,658 --> 00:28:48,927 But, listen. You have to swearcdatcdat 590 00:28:48,927 --> 00:28:51,062 that you won't tell anybody, or else it could be the end of my career.cdat 591 00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:52,531 I swear.cdat 592 00:28:52,531 --> 00:28:54,767 OK.cdat 593 00:28:54,766 --> 00:28:56,334 Look, there's been a string of art heistscdat 594 00:28:56,335 --> 00:28:59,071 and I have been assigned to find the thief.cdat 595 00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:00,940 I'm actually an undercover...ct 596 00:29:03,942 --> 00:29:05,677 cdat insurance adjuster.cdatcdat 597 00:29:07,613 --> 00:29:11,250 Yup. Just as glamorous as it sounds.cdatcdat 598 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:15,054 An art thief? Huh. Do you have any leadst 599 00:29:15,053 --> 00:29:17,389 Well, right now, I'm thinking it's the tigers,ct 600 00:29:17,389 --> 00:29:19,925 but that's probably an overly emotional, biased responsecdat 601 00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:22,127 to them trying to eat me!cdat 602 00:29:22,127 --> 00:29:26,632 OK, I am not a secret undercover insurance adjustert 603 00:29:26,632 --> 00:29:28,434 cdat like you,cdat 604 00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:30,635 but you know who I think it could be?t 605 00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:35,207 cdat Jeff the creepy contortionistt 606 00:29:35,207 --> 00:29:37,376 You know what? You may be right.cdat 607 00:29:37,376 --> 00:29:41,146 My mom always told me never trust a guy who blows his nose upside down...cdat 608 00:29:41,146 --> 00:29:42,681 cdat with his feet.cdat 609 00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:52,825 cdatcdat Oh, wow!cdat 610 00:29:52,824 --> 00:29:55,193 Your butt's a built-in coffee table!cdat 611 00:29:57,963 --> 00:29:59,631 cdat Who are you? What are you doing here?t 612 00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:00,832 Am I being fired?ct 613 00:30:00,832 --> 00:30:02,767 Is there a fire? Where are the exits?t 614 00:30:02,768 --> 00:30:05,404 ( chuckles ) You're so silly!cdat 615 00:30:05,404 --> 00:30:07,239 No. I'm just your biggest fan.t 616 00:30:07,239 --> 00:30:09,141 Even though I'm only four feet tall.cdat 617 00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:11,777 But my mom says if I eat my fruits and vegetablescdat 618 00:30:11,777 --> 00:30:14,513 I'll grow big and strong!cdat 619 00:30:14,513 --> 00:30:17,016 Well, could you grow somewhere else?cdat 620 00:30:17,015 --> 00:30:18,083 I just wanted your autograph.ct 621 00:30:18,083 --> 00:30:19,384 I don't do autographs.t 622 00:30:20,852 --> 00:30:22,687 ( cries )cdatcdat 623 00:30:25,590 --> 00:30:26,991 cdat OK, you can have my autograph!cdatcdt 624 00:30:26,992 --> 00:30:28,694 Just please stop crying.t 625 00:30:35,634 --> 00:30:38,036 cdatcdat Can you make it out to Amy?cdt 626 00:30:38,036 --> 00:30:39,638 ( softly ) Oh, dang. I need more letters.cdat 627 00:30:39,638 --> 00:30:42,074 Uh, can you make it out to my full name?cdat 628 00:30:43,108 --> 00:30:44,977 cdat I am Amy...cdatcdat 629 00:30:44,976 --> 00:30:47,245 Jingleheimerschmidt.cdat 630 00:30:49,981 --> 00:30:51,716 cdat Ow! Cramp! Cramp!cdatt 631 00:30:51,717 --> 00:30:54,353 Hey! Work through the pain, Bendy Boy!cdat 632 00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:58,624 Oh, I'm sorry. I think I got a little froggy in my throat.ct 633 00:31:01,393 --> 00:31:04,630 cdat MARISA: Look, Petey, I think this is our last hurrah.cdatt 634 00:31:04,629 --> 00:31:06,297 I need an actual boyfriend,t 635 00:31:06,298 --> 00:31:08,066 and you need to be home by 8:00,ct 636 00:31:08,066 --> 00:31:10,702 so I don't see this working out.cdat 637 00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:13,138 Yeah, I'm over you, too. It's been real.cdat 638 00:31:13,138 --> 00:31:15,007 Um, no, no, no.cdat 639 00:31:15,006 --> 00:31:16,474 You're not letting me down easy,cdat 640 00:31:16,475 --> 00:31:18,577 I am letting you down easy!cdt 641 00:31:20,245 --> 00:31:21,913 cdat ( trumpet playing )cdatcdt 642 00:31:21,913 --> 00:31:24,215 ( audience cheers )cdat 643 00:31:26,184 --> 00:31:27,752 cdat ( whistle blows )cdatcdat 644 00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:37,962 cdatcdat ( nose honks )cdat 645 00:31:53,578 --> 00:31:56,147 cdatcdat ( cheers, applause )cdat 646 00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:14,600 cdatcdat ( Petey screaming )cdat 647 00:32:27,112 --> 00:32:28,614 cdatcdat Yeah!cdat 648 00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:29,201 cdatcdat Hey, don't those circus peoplet 649 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,269 kinda look a little like the Coopers?cdat 650 00:34:31,269 --> 00:34:33,404 I am not speaking to yout 651 00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:35,107 We will enjoy the show,t 652 00:34:35,106 --> 00:34:38,509 and then go our separate ways, as per your wishes.cdat 653 00:34:39,778 --> 00:34:41,780 cdat Ladies and gentlemen,ct 654 00:34:41,780 --> 00:34:44,283 I am your ringmaster, Cecil B. DeVille,cdat 655 00:34:44,282 --> 00:34:48,453 welcoming you to the greatest circus in the world!cdat 656 00:34:48,453 --> 00:34:49,988 cdat Don't fact check that.ct 657 00:34:51,256 --> 00:34:53,358 And now, for our first act,t 658 00:34:53,358 --> 00:34:57,762 Wacky Jackie and her Big Top Clowns!cdat 659 00:34:59,064 --> 00:35:01,333 cdat ( audience cheering )cdatct 660 00:35:57,288 --> 00:35:58,723 cdatcdat ( laughter )cdat 661 00:36:20,045 --> 00:36:21,446 cdatcdat ( clang )cdat 662 00:36:23,148 --> 00:36:26,351 That weird, pathetic clown kinda reminds me of Ernie.cdatt 663 00:36:34,559 --> 00:36:36,361 cdatcdat It is Ernie!cdat 664 00:36:36,361 --> 00:36:38,730 Uh, uh, Earnie? Yeah, right.cdat 665 00:36:38,730 --> 00:36:42,367 I admit he's a clown, but he's not a professional.t 666 00:36:42,367 --> 00:36:43,802 I'm gonna go see what I can find out.cdat 667 00:36:43,802 --> 00:36:45,137 Uh, no, no, no, no, no.cdt 668 00:36:45,136 --> 00:36:47,105 Uh, new act is coming out. Don't want to miss it.cdat 669 00:36:49,574 --> 00:36:54,412 KC, I just completed analyzing the writing samples, and none of them are a match.cdt 670 00:36:54,412 --> 00:36:57,649 cdat But someone at the circus has got to be involved with the art theft.cdat 671 00:36:57,649 --> 00:36:59,584 McCoy is still in jail, and we need to help him.t 672 00:36:59,584 --> 00:37:00,985 What am I not seeing?t 673 00:37:00,985 --> 00:37:02,653 Laszlo. What about Laszlo?cdat 674 00:37:02,654 --> 00:37:04,489 No. I'm definitely seeing Laszlo.cdat 675 00:37:04,489 --> 00:37:06,591 I like what I see, OK?t 676 00:37:06,591 --> 00:37:08,893 No. Not OK.cdat 677 00:37:08,893 --> 00:37:10,828 We never got his writing sample.cdat 678 00:37:10,829 --> 00:37:13,532 But he's cool. Remember? I told you, he's the one who saved me from the tigerst 679 00:37:13,531 --> 00:37:16,100 Or, he's the one who tried to feed you to the tigers.cdat 680 00:37:16,101 --> 00:37:17,402 What? No! No.cdat 681 00:37:17,402 --> 00:37:18,703 Think about it.cdat 682 00:37:18,703 --> 00:37:21,072 He just so happened to have a side of raw beefcdat 683 00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:22,607 when he walked by the storage room?cdat 684 00:37:22,607 --> 00:37:25,210 I am sure that there is somecdat 685 00:37:25,210 --> 00:37:27,345 logical explanation for why that would happen.ct 686 00:37:27,345 --> 00:37:29,714 I mean, he was probably just cooking some dinner,t 687 00:37:29,714 --> 00:37:31,616 heard me yelling for help,t 688 00:37:31,616 --> 00:37:33,051 and made a split-second decisiont 689 00:37:33,051 --> 00:37:36,288 to sacrifice his uncooked filet mignon in order to--t 690 00:37:36,287 --> 00:37:37,588 Yeah, I got played.ct 691 00:37:39,457 --> 00:37:42,193 And now, tiger lovers,cdatcdat 692 00:37:42,193 --> 00:37:44,862 The Amazing Wayne and Wanda!cdt 693 00:37:44,863 --> 00:37:46,398 Or, truth be told,cdat 694 00:37:46,397 --> 00:37:49,233 The Pretty Good Wayne and Wanda!cdat 695 00:37:49,234 --> 00:37:50,769 Oh, who am I kidding?cdat 696 00:37:50,769 --> 00:37:54,139 The "They Were Available at the Last Minute Wayne And Wanda."cdat 697 00:37:59,310 --> 00:38:00,878 cdatcdat ( sneezing )cdat 698 00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:03,415 We're in the middle of a show! Will you stop sneezing?cdat 699 00:38:03,414 --> 00:38:05,416 Those giant cats are giving me hives!cdat 700 00:38:05,416 --> 00:38:06,784 They're making me all itchy.cdt 701 00:38:06,785 --> 00:38:08,387 You want to talk itchy?cdt 702 00:38:08,386 --> 00:38:10,755 Get back to me when you're wearing gold lamé drawers!cdat 703 00:38:10,755 --> 00:38:12,390 Now pick up that hoop. OK.cdat 704 00:38:16,094 --> 00:38:18,463 cdatcdat ( tigers growling )cdat 705 00:38:18,463 --> 00:38:21,466 You know what? I just figured out who you look like.t 706 00:38:21,466 --> 00:38:23,268 And it definitely ain't Don Cheadle.t 707 00:38:23,268 --> 00:38:25,771 ( tigers growling )cdat 708 00:38:25,770 --> 00:38:28,139 Oh, come on. You can't tell me that doesn't lookcdat 709 00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:29,741 exactly like Mrs. Cooper and...cdat 710 00:38:29,741 --> 00:38:32,510 kind of an older version of Ernie.cdat 711 00:38:33,912 --> 00:38:36,581 cdat Oh, so now everybody looks like Ernie?cdat 712 00:38:36,581 --> 00:38:38,316 ( chuckles ) I don't know.cdat 713 00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:39,984 Something's going on,cdat 714 00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:42,653 and trust me, I'm gonna get to the bottom of it.cdat 715 00:38:45,623 --> 00:38:46,958 cdat But first,cdatcdat 716 00:38:46,958 --> 00:38:48,593 I'm going to get to the bottom of this!cdat 717 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:52,297 ( tigers growling ) Up-up!cdatcdat 718 00:38:52,297 --> 00:38:53,698 Good girl.cdat 719 00:38:53,698 --> 00:38:55,700 Up-up! ( tigers growling )t 720 00:38:55,700 --> 00:38:57,869 Yes.cdat 721 00:38:57,869 --> 00:39:00,004 And up-up!cdat 722 00:39:01,372 --> 00:39:04,709 ( cheers, applause )cdatct 723 00:39:07,946 --> 00:39:09,781 cdat ( Craig sneezing )t 724 00:39:09,781 --> 00:39:12,284 Craig, I got a crazy idea.cdat 725 00:39:12,283 --> 00:39:14,552 Crazier than us pretending to be tiger tamers?cdat 726 00:39:14,552 --> 00:39:16,521 I've gotten attached to these guys.cdat 727 00:39:16,521 --> 00:39:20,625 And they don't belong at the circus in a cage. They deserve a good home.cdat 728 00:39:20,625 --> 00:39:22,627 You'd better not be talking about our house.t 729 00:39:22,627 --> 00:39:24,562 We don't have room for a litter box that big!t 730 00:39:24,562 --> 00:39:27,732 No. We are sneaking them out of here.cdat 731 00:39:27,732 --> 00:39:30,501 I found a sanctuary that will feed them and take care of them.cdat 732 00:39:30,501 --> 00:39:33,404 For free? Can we send the kids there instead of college?t 733 00:39:33,404 --> 00:39:35,273 Ow! Just asking! Achoo!cdat 734 00:39:41,980 --> 00:39:43,849 cdatcdat KC: ( thinking ) All right, Laszlo,cdat 735 00:39:43,848 --> 00:39:46,617 there's gotta be proof that you're the art thief in here somewhere.cdat 736 00:39:51,756 --> 00:39:53,925 cdatcdat Ugh! Why isn't there anything here?cdat 737 00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:56,161 Unless I'm wrongcdat 738 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:57,728 and you are as sweet on the insidecdat 739 00:39:57,729 --> 00:40:00,265 as you are on the outside.ct 740 00:40:15,380 --> 00:40:16,615 cdatcdat Hey!cdat 741 00:40:16,614 --> 00:40:19,417 What are you doing in heret 742 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:23,021 It's my dressing room. What are you doing here?cdat 743 00:40:23,021 --> 00:40:26,224 Oh, right. Um, I stopped by to say goodbye.cdat 744 00:40:26,224 --> 00:40:30,028 Yeah, um, turns out nobody at this circus is part of the art theft,t 745 00:40:30,028 --> 00:40:33,198 so the insurance company assigned me to a different caset 746 00:40:33,197 --> 00:40:35,733 Yeah, something about someone got rear-ended,t 747 00:40:35,733 --> 00:40:38,536 or somebody's rear end not turning out right. I don't know.cdat 748 00:40:38,536 --> 00:40:41,506 Either I'll be talking to a mechanic or a plastic surgeon.ct 749 00:40:42,607 --> 00:40:44,809 cdat Well, toodles.cdat 750 00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:49,447 cdat Well, wait! You can't leave yet.t 751 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:52,617 It's almost time for our performance,ct 752 00:40:52,617 --> 00:40:55,220 and Laszlo needs a partner.ct 753 00:40:55,219 --> 00:40:58,289 You've gotten so good at the routine, and...t 754 00:41:00,558 --> 00:41:03,227 cdat we can't disappoint all those little kids.t 755 00:41:05,530 --> 00:41:08,099 cdat Awright. ( chuckles )cdatcdat 756 00:41:08,099 --> 00:41:09,634 I guess it's showtime!cdat 757 00:41:12,770 --> 00:41:14,605 cdat Oh, yes...cdat 758 00:41:14,605 --> 00:41:16,240 It's definitely...cdt 759 00:41:17,275 --> 00:41:18,743 showtime.cdatcdat 760 00:41:27,752 --> 00:41:30,788 cdatcdat Hey! That poodle and I have the same haircut!cdat 761 00:41:30,788 --> 00:41:33,824 Earnie. Earnie, what are you doingt 762 00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:35,293 Waiting for the poodle act to finish.cdat 763 00:41:35,293 --> 00:41:37,095 I want to give Mitzi her birthday card.cdat 764 00:41:37,095 --> 00:41:39,431 Aw, how cute is that? Focus!cdat 765 00:41:40,631 --> 00:41:42,867 Look, I need you sneak into Laszlo's dressing roomcdatct 766 00:41:42,867 --> 00:41:45,269 and see if you can get any evidence tying him to the art theft.t 767 00:41:45,269 --> 00:41:47,505 All right, let me set a reminder.cdat 768 00:41:49,774 --> 00:41:52,844 cdat If you could do all this before I have to get on that highwire.cdatcdat 769 00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:55,680 Walking on a tightrope is not necessarily a walk in the park.cdat 770 00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:58,449 Relax. There's a net. It's not that big a deal.cdat 771 00:41:58,449 --> 00:42:00,284 Said the boy who freaks outcdt 772 00:42:00,284 --> 00:42:01,886 when his peas touches his mashed potatoes.ct 773 00:42:01,886 --> 00:42:04,122 They're not meant to touch!cdat 774 00:42:07,792 --> 00:42:12,797 cdat And now, direct your eyes to The Great Judini!cdat 775 00:42:12,797 --> 00:42:14,532 cdat ( cheers, applause )cdat 776 00:42:19,504 --> 00:42:21,072 cdatcdat OK, I'm not crazy!cdat 777 00:42:21,072 --> 00:42:23,241 That's Judy! That's Judy!cdat 778 00:42:23,241 --> 00:42:25,810 ( chuckles ) You are being ridiculous.t 779 00:42:25,810 --> 00:42:27,378 Here, have some popcorn.t 780 00:42:30,882 --> 00:42:32,584 cdat Are you ready, Judini?cdat 781 00:42:32,583 --> 00:42:35,086 I came out of the box ready.t 782 00:42:35,086 --> 00:42:37,121 Beam me up, Shorty Bop!ct 783 00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:45,930 cdatcdat Bon voyage, money makert 784 00:42:46,931 --> 00:42:47,899 cdat JUDY: Whoo-hoo!cdatcdat 785 00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:50,502 Hey, Petey!cdat 786 00:42:50,501 --> 00:42:51,969 How ya doin' ?cdat 787 00:42:56,941 --> 00:43:00,111 cdatcdat What do you say now? You still don't think that's Judy?cdat 788 00:43:00,111 --> 00:43:03,114 I guess I see a passing resemblance.t 789 00:43:04,949 --> 00:43:08,619 cdat And now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,cdatcdat 790 00:43:08,619 --> 00:43:13,190 the Cecil B. DeVille Traveling Circus is proud to presentcdat 791 00:43:13,191 --> 00:43:16,728 cdat the high-wire act beyond compare,cdat 792 00:43:16,727 --> 00:43:19,964 the circus star extraordinaire,cdat 793 00:43:19,964 --> 00:43:22,867 the one, the only...cdat 794 00:43:22,867 --> 00:43:24,969 Laszlo!cdat 795 00:43:25,970 --> 00:43:28,806 Wow, I'm suddenly enjoying the circus.t 796 00:43:28,806 --> 00:43:30,775 And my beautiful...cdat 797 00:43:30,775 --> 00:43:32,543 ( softly ) and temporary...cdat 798 00:43:32,543 --> 00:43:34,712 partner, Kimmy!cdat 799 00:43:36,047 --> 00:43:39,450 Kimmy, my Aunt Franny! That's KC Cooper!cdatcdat 800 00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:40,885 MARISA: I don't think so.t 801 00:43:40,885 --> 00:43:42,887 PETEY: Oh, come on! She's your best friend!cdat 802 00:43:42,887 --> 00:43:45,523 How can you not recognize your best friend?cdt 803 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:52,163 cdat ( two-way radio beeps ) Perfect timing, bro. What's up?cdat 804 00:43:52,163 --> 00:43:55,133 ERNIE: I'm in Laszlo's dressing room. You need to know two things.cdat 805 00:43:55,133 --> 00:43:58,837 First, I found the blueprints to every single art gallery that was robbed.cdat 806 00:43:58,836 --> 00:43:59,970 cdat He's our guy.cdat 807 00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:01,573 What's the other thing?cdat 808 00:44:01,572 --> 00:44:02,573 I found lip printscdat 809 00:44:02,573 --> 00:44:04,275 all over his headshot.cdat 810 00:44:04,275 --> 00:44:07,411 I think he's been making out with his own photo.cdat 811 00:44:07,411 --> 00:44:09,747 He's a weirdo! Be careful!cdat 812 00:44:09,747 --> 00:44:10,848 KC: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.t 813 00:44:10,848 --> 00:44:11,982 I just got to do this performance,cdat 814 00:44:11,983 --> 00:44:13,251 then I'll take him downt 815 00:44:13,251 --> 00:44:16,421 And now, before we begin our performance,cdat 816 00:44:16,420 --> 00:44:20,491 I ask Mr. DeVille to remove the safety nets!cdat 817 00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:23,160 cdat Remove the what now?ct 818 00:44:41,479 --> 00:44:44,215 cdatcdat Come on, Kimmy! Let's do this!cdat 819 00:44:44,215 --> 00:44:46,617 Ya know, I would, I really would,cdat 820 00:44:46,617 --> 00:44:49,720 but, uh, I just remembered I have some really important plans tonightcdat 821 00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:52,389 with some friends of mine-- the bones in my body--cdat 822 00:44:52,390 --> 00:44:55,560 and I don't really want to break my plans... or my bones.cdat 823 00:44:57,028 --> 00:44:59,397 cdat Relax, it's just like we rehearsed.cdatcdat 824 00:44:59,397 --> 00:45:01,666 One step at a time.cdat 825 00:45:01,666 --> 00:45:05,470 You trust me... don't you?cdat 826 00:45:05,469 --> 00:45:07,104 cdat ( exhales )cdat 827 00:45:12,877 --> 00:45:15,046 cdatcdat ( audience gasps )cdat 828 00:45:17,982 --> 00:45:22,220 cdat Excellent, Kimmy. Or should I say...cdatcdat 829 00:45:28,759 --> 00:45:29,893 cdatcdat ...KC!cdat 830 00:45:29,894 --> 00:45:31,729 Wh-wh-what are you talking about?cdat 831 00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:32,897 You don't even know what you're talking about.ct 832 00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:34,999 You're not an insurance adjuster,cdat 833 00:45:34,999 --> 00:45:37,502 You're here to bust me for those art heists.cdat 834 00:45:37,501 --> 00:45:39,937 OK, so you do know what you're talking about.ct 835 00:45:41,772 --> 00:45:44,041 cdat I guess the game's over. I'm taking you in.cdatcdat 836 00:45:44,041 --> 00:45:46,677 ( scoffs ) As we say in Romania,cdat 837 00:45:46,677 --> 00:45:47,945 I don't think so.cdat 838 00:45:47,945 --> 00:45:49,580 ( audience gasps )cdat 839 00:45:50,948 --> 00:45:52,716 Listen, that is not a Romania thing, OK?t 840 00:45:52,717 --> 00:45:54,452 They literally say that everywhere.t 841 00:45:58,556 --> 00:45:59,991 cdatcdat ( KC grunts )cdat 842 00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:04,161 cdat ( Laszlo grunts )cdatcdat 843 00:46:15,139 --> 00:46:17,141 cdatcdat So how did you get in the gallery that nightt 844 00:46:17,141 --> 00:46:18,175 Tightrope from the next building?ct 845 00:46:20,745 --> 00:46:22,880 cdat ( audience gasps )cdatcdt 846 00:46:23,948 --> 00:46:26,984 Well, it's no secret I'm an expert with ropes.cdat 847 00:46:26,984 --> 00:46:29,019 Which is how I'll be making my escape.cdat 848 00:46:38,629 --> 00:46:40,965 cdatcdat Mom, the Coopers are in a circuscdat 849 00:46:40,965 --> 00:46:44,101 and some guy just pulled a gun on Marisa!cdat 850 00:46:44,101 --> 00:46:45,936 Yes, it's true!cdat 851 00:46:45,936 --> 00:46:47,805 Pick me up, Mom!cdat 852 00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:50,341 Mom!!!cdat 853 00:46:50,341 --> 00:46:53,344 ( spectators screaming ) Relax! Relax, everybody!cdat 854 00:46:53,344 --> 00:46:55,012 It's all a part of the act.cdt 855 00:46:55,012 --> 00:46:57,815 Sheesh! Am I the only one who understands showmanship?ct 856 00:47:04,021 --> 00:47:06,090 cdatcdat AUDIENCE: Whoa!!!cdat 857 00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:10,127 There seems to be a huge mistake.cdt 858 00:47:10,127 --> 00:47:12,029 I'm not a part of this spy stuff.t 859 00:47:12,029 --> 00:47:14,465 I just wanted to steal a book report!cdat 860 00:47:14,465 --> 00:47:16,200 Hey! You leave that poor girl alone!cdat 861 00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:17,468 Poor girl?cdat 862 00:47:17,468 --> 00:47:21,105 Don't you mean your best friend?cdat 863 00:47:21,105 --> 00:47:24,108 What? I have never met that girl in my entire life!cdat 864 00:47:24,108 --> 00:47:25,810 Yeah. Yeah, it's true.t 865 00:47:25,810 --> 00:47:29,047 I have no idea who KC Coretta Scott King Cooper ist 866 00:47:29,046 --> 00:47:31,782 and she is definitely not my next-door neighbor.cdat 867 00:47:34,185 --> 00:47:37,955 cdat OK, maybe we've met a few times!cdatt 868 00:47:37,955 --> 00:47:39,457 cdat Don't try to follow mecdat 869 00:47:39,457 --> 00:47:41,893 or you'll never see her again!cdat 870 00:47:41,892 --> 00:47:43,093 KC, help me!cdat 871 00:47:56,807 --> 00:47:59,076 cdatcdat ( audience cheers )cdat 872 00:47:59,076 --> 00:48:01,145 Thank you. Thank you.cdat 873 00:48:03,547 --> 00:48:06,316 cdat Thank you. Thank you. (chuckles )cdatcdat 874 00:48:06,317 --> 00:48:08,686 Hey, look at that Laszlo, you were right.cdat 875 00:48:08,686 --> 00:48:10,221 I didn't need a net.cdat 876 00:48:10,221 --> 00:48:11,422 But you are gonna need a lawyer.cdat 877 00:48:18,529 --> 00:48:21,966 cdatcdat All rise for the Honorable Dudley Theopolis.cdat 878 00:48:23,567 --> 00:48:25,102 cdat And just to be clear...cdatt 879 00:48:25,102 --> 00:48:28,572 I am the Honorable Dudley Theopolis!cdat 880 00:48:29,940 --> 00:48:33,177 cdat Now all sit for the Honorable Dudley Theopolis.cdatcdat 881 00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:36,247 cdat Now stand.cdatcdat 882 00:48:38,115 --> 00:48:40,084 Ha ha! Gotcha.cdatcdat 883 00:48:40,084 --> 00:48:43,354 I didn't say, "for the Honorable Dudley Theopolis."cdat 884 00:48:43,354 --> 00:48:46,023 You're all out!cdat 885 00:48:46,023 --> 00:48:49,460 Ha ha! Gets 'em every time, don't it?t 886 00:48:51,061 --> 00:48:53,263 cdat All right, let's get down to business.cdatcdat 887 00:48:53,264 --> 00:48:55,466 I have reviewed the new evidencecdat 888 00:48:55,466 --> 00:49:00,371 provided by Agent 8433599.cdat 889 00:49:00,371 --> 00:49:04,275 cdat Now that Laszlo, the true art thief, is behind bars,cdat 890 00:49:04,275 --> 00:49:06,611 I hereby overturn the previous rulingcdat 891 00:49:06,610 --> 00:49:09,980 and find the defendant Bob McCoy...cdat 892 00:49:09,980 --> 00:49:11,748 not guilty!cdat 893 00:49:11,749 --> 00:49:13,251 Whoo!cdat 894 00:49:13,250 --> 00:49:14,685 Court adjourned!cdat 895 00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:17,255 I don't know how to thank you!cdatcdat 896 00:49:17,254 --> 00:49:18,956 Hey, I'm just glad that justice prevailed.t 897 00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:20,124 ( chuckles )ct 898 00:49:21,826 --> 00:49:23,161 Good work, Agent.cdatcdat 899 00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:25,763 Thank you. It was an honor, Your Honor.cdat 900 00:49:25,763 --> 00:49:27,732 You're one smart cookie.cdat 901 00:49:27,731 --> 00:49:29,766 Right back atcha. ( chuckles )cdat 902 00:49:29,767 --> 00:49:32,236 All right, now.cdat 903 00:49:35,739 --> 00:49:37,341 WOMAN: Rob, your name's on TV!cdat