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cdatcdat
What are you doing?cdat
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In movies, when actors
go underwater,cdat
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I like to hold my breath
to see if I'd survive.cdat
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Okay, well, in that case,
I recommend watchingcdat
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Voyage to the Bottom
of the Sea.cdat
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( exhales loudly )cdat
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KC, I just spoke with
the Organization,cdatcdat
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and it look like you're
getting a new partner
for your next mission.t
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I don't need
a new partner, okay?cdat
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I am a strong, smart,
independent, self-sufficient
woman who can stand on her own.t
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Well, he's supposed to be
the real deal.cdat
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Wait, he's a he?cdat
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It's about time
I got a new partner.cdatcdat
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- So what's his name?
- Dexter.cdat
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- How old is he?
- Around 18.cdat
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- Oh? Long hair, short hair?
- Short hair.cdat
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Okay, short hair,
don't care.cdat
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What's his cuteness level?cdat
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Adorable.cdat
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Score!cdat
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.cdat
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The last thing we need
is a repeat of Brett Willis.ct
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The Organization is not your own
personal dating service.cdat
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Hey, look, I have
relationship goals.cdat
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Like, to have one.cdat
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So when do I get to meet him?cdt
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Actually, he is here now.cdat
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cdat
Oh, Dexter.cdatcdat
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cdatcdat
Uh, please tell me
my new partner has a dog.cdat
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cdat
Your new partner
is a dog.cdat
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Meet Dextert
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Told you he was adorable.cdat
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'Sup, dog?cdat
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Try to keep it
professional, KC.cdat
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cdat ♪ Oh, when danger
comes for you ♪cdatcdat
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♪ You know
I'll stand beside you ♪cdat
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♪ 'Cause ain't nobody
keep things hustle cool ♪cdat
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♪ I'll always find a way,
a way out of the fire ♪cdat
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cdat ♪ Don't tell nobody,
tell nobody ♪cdat
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cdat ♪ I'm not perfect ♪cdat
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♪ So many things
I wanna tell you ♪cdat
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cdat ♪ But I, I, I,
I keep it undercover ♪cdat
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cdat ♪ Livin' my life,
no way to learn ♪cdat
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♪ Doin' my thing,
gonna make it work ♪cdat
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♪ Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless ♪cdat
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♪ But I always
got your back ♪cdat
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♪ Nobody can do it
like I can ♪cdat
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♪ I gotta find out
who I am ♪cdat
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♪ Ain't got to worry
about me ♪cdat
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♪ It's all
part of the plan ♪cdat
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I keep it undercover.cdat
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I keep it
undercover.cdat
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cdat
- ( barking )
- Shut up, okay?cdatcdat
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Look, Marisa, I know you're
hurting about the breakup
with Bobby,cdatcdat
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but we knew
this was coming.cdat
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And by we, I mean
everyone in school but you.cdt
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( barking )cdat
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Would you shut up, please?cdt
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Sorry, Marisa.
I wasn't talking to you.cdat
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Look, all I'm saying is,cdat
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there's someone better
out there for you.cdat
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- ( barking )
- Hey, enough is enough.cdat
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Bark one more time,
I will make you sorry
you were ever born.cdat
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cdat You know what, Marisa?cdatt
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I'm gonna call you back,
all right? Okay.cdat
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cdatHey, let go of my shirt.cdat
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Let go.
This is my favorite shirt.cdt
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cdatcThe dumb dog hates me.cdat
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Why would you say that?cdat
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Because he purposely knocked
over my science projectcdat
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and broke it,
he's been pushing me around,ct
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and he just stole
my favorite shirt.cdat
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Is this some kind
of punishment?cdt
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Because no self-respecting
person works with a dog,cdat
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unless you're a fireman,
or a sheep herder.cdat
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Or a taxidermist.cdat
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( Dexter barks )cdat
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KC, Dexter isn't just a dog.ct
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He's a top-level agent
for the Organization.cdat
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Now, your mission is to
bust up a ring of criminalscdat
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who are smuggling
dangerous and illegal fireworkst
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and selling them
on the black market.cdat
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Why's it always gotta be
the black market?cdat
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Why can't it be
the pink market?cdat
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Or the green market?cdat
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As I was saying...cdat
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not only can Dexter
sniff out the fireworks,cdatcdat
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but he can also
sniff out liars.cdat
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Know what else
can sniff out a liar?cdat
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- What?
- A lie detector.cdat
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And it doesn't
steal your shirt.cdat
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Okay, all right, you two
are off to a funky start.cdat
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I suggest that you spend
some time together,cdat
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and earn each other's trust.ct
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Oh, yeah, for suret
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We can start by going
to the mall and getting
me a new shirt,cdat
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right after he's done
fertilizing the flower bedt
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Come on, man!cdt
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Yeah, I think we're gonna
need a bigger bag.cdatcdt
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Oh, no, honey.
You gonna need a bigger bag.cdat
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That's your partner.cdat
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cdatcdat
Mom, can we just move?cdat
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cdatcdat
Okay, I know your dad's
too cheap to buy you a car,cdt
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but are you riding
a horse to school?cdat
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( forced laughter )cdat
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This is Dexter.cdat
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An emotional support dogt
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Oh, thank goodness
you are here.cdat
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Bobby dumped me for Anna,
and I feel like such a foolt
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And you look like one, too.cdat
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Girl, get up.cdat
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He is my partner
on a mission.cdat
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We're supposed to
bond togethercdat
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but he's practically
untrained.cdat
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Really? Sit, boy.cdat
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cdat
Lie down.cdatcdat
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cdatcdat
Sit up.cdat
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Pick me out a new look
for summer.cdatcdat
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cdatcdat
Nice choice, Dexter.
Up top.cdat
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cdat
( clears throat )cdat
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As usual, you know
how to talk to boys
and I don't.cdat
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cdatcdat
Eight ball, corner pocket.cdt
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Oh, what the heck.
All balls, all pockets.cdatt
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cdatcdat
Hold on to your puffs, Judy,ct
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'cause I have got
a surprise for you.cdat
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If it's you asking me to do your
math homework for you again,ct
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it's not a surprise.cdat
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I was going through
my room,cdatcdat
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and I found these great
dolls that I have outgrown,cdt
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cdat
and since my parents
refuse to give mecdat
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a little sibling of my own
to pass them down to--cdat
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something about learning
from their mistakes--cdat
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cdat
I thought I would
give them to yout
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cdat
Oh, wow.cdat
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That's so nice of you.cdat
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These dolls are amazing.cdat
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I feel like the luckiest
girl in the world.cdat
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I am just glad they found
a good new home.cdat
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Yep, they found
a good new home.cdat
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cdatcdat
In the landfill.cdat
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Look, Mom, I tried to
get along with Dexter.cdatt
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I really did try,
but he is impossible.cdat
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You know the phrase
"my dog ate my homework"?cdat
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He literally ate my homework.ct
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And everybody else's
in history class.cdat
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And then, he decided to
fertilize my foot,cdat
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out of nowhere.cdat
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I'm pretty sure
it came out of somewhere.cdat
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And the worst part is,cdat
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I know he did it on purpose.ct
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I hate him, I hate him,
I hate him.cdat
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KC, do you hear yourself?cdat
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Yes, I just said,
I hate him,cdat
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I hate him, I hate him.cdat
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Okay, you're right.
You're right.cdatcdat
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This is ridiculous.
I'm fighting with a dog.cdat
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No, you're fighting
with an agent.cdat
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Do you think I get along
with every agent I get
partnered with?cdat
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Like Beverly or your father?cdat
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Yeah, but I don't need himt
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I said the same thing.cdat
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And 20 years later,
here we are.cdat
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Look, Mom, I have an informant
who will give mecdat
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all the information I need
about the illegal fireworks.ct
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I can take them down
without Dexter's help.cdat
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Let's not forget, I am the one
who single-handedlycdat
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taught Dad how to Nae-Nae.cdt
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Okay, right now, it's just one
Nae, but we're working on it.ct
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KC, the Organization
assigned you to Dexter.cdat
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So like it or not,
you need to work with
him on this mission.cdat
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cdat
Not!cdat
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You gave me an option,
like it or not.cdat
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I choose not.cdat
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cdatcdat
Judy, just came to see
how you're getting alont
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with my old dollst
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Where are they?cdat
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Over there.cdat
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In the trash can?cdat
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cdat
You threw away
my dolls?cdatcdat
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No. I threw away my dolls.cdt
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But you can have them back
if they mean so much to you.ct
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No, no, I don't
want them back.cdat
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I just want you
to play with themt
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And possibly just text me
pictures with funny captionsct
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so I can see
what they're up to,cdat
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and how much you love them.cdt
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Like, for instance,
Samantha.cdat
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She was the first woman
to shop on Mars.cdat
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And this hot tubt
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I saved my tooth fairy money
for over a year to buy thist
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I even pulled out
two adult teethct
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so I could afford the one
with the working jets.ct
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That's right. Caps.cdat
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I will never eat
corn on the cob again,cdatt
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but my dolls' wet and wild
spring break was legendary.cdt
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cdat
Legendary!cdat
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cdat
How could you just
throw all this awayt
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They're boring.cdat
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Plus, I imagined them
screaming in horrorcdat
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as I closed the trash lid,
and it really made me laugh.ct
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( evil chuckling )cdat
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Boring?cdat
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If you think that
these dolls are boring,cdat
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then you must not be
using them right.cdat
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I mean, these dolls
entertained me my whole life.ct
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To be fair, staring at
the ceiling fan entertains you.t
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cdatcdat
Are you listening?cdat
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I'm sorry. What?cdat
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cdatcdat
All right, my informant said
the illegal fireworkscdat
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are being stored in here.
We're going in.cdat
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Wait. Shouldn't we wait
for Agent Dexter?cdat
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- I left him in the van.
- You what?cdat
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I left him in the van.
What?cdat
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I rolled down the windows
and left the radio on.cdat
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What can I say,
the dog likes smooth jazz.cdt
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But the whole point
was to use the dogcdat
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to sniff out
the fireworks.cdat
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Ernie, will you forget
the dang dog?cdat
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Look, the Organization
has been solving casescdat
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without the help of
the animal kingdomcdat
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since the beginning
of time.cdat
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Actually, the Organization
was founded--cdat
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Ernie, that is not the pointt
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Can we please forget
Dex Doggy Dog?cdat
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I got this.
This is my get.cdat
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Let's go.cdat
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cdat
Nobody move!cdatcdat
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There's nobody
in here.cdat
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Just like your last
birthday party all over again.t
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Looks like you got some
wrong information, KC.cdatt
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Oh, really? What do you
call that?cdat
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Just like my informant said,ct
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the fireworks
are in here.cdat
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cdatcdat
Doesn't look
very firework-y to me.cdat
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That's because
the fireworks are...cdat
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cdat
hidden inside of these
phony antiquities.cdat
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cdatcdat
Obviously, they're not gonna
put the fireworks in the top ont
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in case it gets searched.cdat
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That would be just dumb.cdat
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We're dealing with high-class
criminals here, people.cdat
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cdatcdat
A very high-class criminal.cdt
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cdat
I have never seen
a higher class of criminal.cdt
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Call me crazy,cdat
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but I'm starting to think
those are real antiquities.cdt
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cdat
Please. If these were
real antiquities,cdat
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then this packing slip
would say that...cdat
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"Smithsonian Institute.
Ancient Egypt Exhibit.cdat
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Fragile. Priceless
and irreplaceable."cdat
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cdat
Well, can I get
a five up topct
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for cracking the case
of the missing Egyptian
antiquities? Yeah.cdat
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cdatcdat
KC, your behavior
was inexcusable.t
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By cutting Dexter
out of the missiont
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you broke the agents'
code of conduct.cdat
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Conduct? What about
his conduct?cdat
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Dexter's the one gettin' busy
with the pillow over there.cdt
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See, this is the problemt
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You've never taken
Dexter seriously.t
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You treat him like a dog,
and he's a ranking agent.cdat
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And a Mr. Fuzzy Pants.cdat
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Who's a Mr. Fuzzy Pants?cdat
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You are.
You are.cdat
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Look, Mom, so I destroyed
a few ancient artifacts.cdat
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cdat
There's gonna be
new ancient artifacts.cdat
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In 5,000 years, this will be
an ancient artifact.cdat
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cdat
You wanna call
the Smithsonian nowcdat
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and tell 'em it's gonna be
a while or should I?cdat
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Mom, it's not like you've
never made a mistake before.ct
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Letting that silo
in Zurich explode,cdat
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or shooting that
Monrovian dignitary.cdat
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Oh, having Ernie.cdat
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If you had just brought
Dexter in with youcdatcdat
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to meet your informant,
Dexter would've alerted youcdt
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that your informant
was lying.cdat
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Mom, it's not my fault, okay?ct
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I tried to get Dexter to come
in, but he wouldn't do it.cdt
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- ( barks )
- Lie!cdat
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And what about the warehouset
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If you had brought Dexter,cdt
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he would've sniffed
the crate of artifactscdat
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and told you
there was no contraband.cdat
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Again, Mom, Dexter refused
to get out of the van.cdat
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cdat
( barks )cdat
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Lie, and an obvious one.cdat
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We were there,
and we know that isn't true.ct
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I'm telling you,
the dog doesn't like me.cdat
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cdat
No lie there.cdatcdat
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00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:40,987
Honey, I'm sorry,
but you're off the case.cdat
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What are you talking about?cdt
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I have no choice.cdat
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Dexter filed
a formal complaint against you.t
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He's a dog.
He doesn't have thumbs.cdat
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How did he file
a complaint?cdat
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00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,966
I filed a grievance
on his behalf.cdat
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I don't want his stellar
reputation sulliedcdat
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by your terrible behavior.cdt
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00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,172
Well, who's in charge
of the mission now?cdat
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I am, and unlike you,
I am excited to be workingcdt
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with an agent
of Dexter's caliber.cdat
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cdat
Aw, good for you.cdat
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Don't forget to sniff
his butt while you're
down there kissing it.cdat
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00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:17,324
cdat
( high-pitched voice )
I'm getting ready for
the prince's ball.cdat
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00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:19,325
I'm getting ready
for an important
software conferencecdat
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in Toledo.cdat
305
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,230
Um, no, you're getting
ready for the prince's ballt
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so you can meet
a handsome suitort
307
00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:29,201
Um, no. I wanna
focus on my careercdat
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so I can buy my own condo.cdt
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00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,306
( normal voice )
Judy, I told yout
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it is more fun if
they go to the same placet
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But besides, Marguerite
has to go to the ballct
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because she is
the prince's girlfriendt
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00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,715
Not anymore, she's not.cdat
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00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,585
The prince is
breakin' up with her.
It's over.cdat
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00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:48,221
I like Pamela and her eyecdat
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for lucrative, income-generating
investment properties.cdat
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cdat
That is not even
what he sounds liket
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If you can't play with my dolls
the way that they are
meant to be played with,cdatcdt
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00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:01,934
then maybe you don't
deserve them.cdat
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00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:06,605
I am taking my dolls,
and I am going home.cdat
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00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:11,945
cdat
Finally. I thought I'd
never get rid of her.cdatct
322
00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:14,346
It's okay, Pam.
You've outgrown Marguerite.cdt
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00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:18,952
While she's all yakkin' about
princes, shoes, and hot tubs,ct
324
00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:21,020
cdat
you're gonna be the first
sister presidentcdat
325
00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:22,121
in the Oval Office.cdat
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00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,598
cdatcdat
Okay, I've tracked
the suspicious shipmentcdat
327
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,199
to a warehouse off
Riggs Road.cdat
328
00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:36,269
We'll check it out tonight,
because unlike KC,cdat
329
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,104
I really am your partner.cdat
330
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,940
We're like Batman and Robin,
Bert and Ernie,cdat
331
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,142
- Turner and Hooch.
- ( barks )cdat
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00:15:43,142 --> 00:15:45,277
- No, you're Hooch.
- ( barks )cdat
333
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,147
- No, you are.
- ( barks )cdat
334
00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:49,115
No, you are.cdat
335
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,283
Paw bump.cdat
336
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,853
That's my dog.cdatcdat
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00:15:55,988 --> 00:15:58,491
cdat
Will you please get
that tail-chasin',cdatcdt
338
00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,393
big stinky bag of fleas
out of the kitchen?cdat
339
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,328
I'm reviewing
the mission with him.cdat
340
00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:04,730
I was talking to the dog.cdat
341
00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:07,833
No wonder he complained
about you.cdatcdat
342
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,602
You have a terrible attitude.ct
343
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:13,239
Yeah, well, you have
a terrible face.cdat
344
00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:17,410
cdat
Your comebacks are even worse
than your attitude.cdatcdt
345
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,479
I need some chips
for my sandwich.cdat
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00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:31,157
cdatcdat
KC, what did you do
to my sandwich?cdat
347
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,092
cdat
Nothing!cdat
348
00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:35,261
Oh, well, it didn't just
suddenly grow feetcdat
349
00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:37,263
- and walk out of here.
- Dexter ate it.cdat
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00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:38,431
Oh, please.cdat
351
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:39,966
He did, I swear.
He ate it.cdat
352
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:41,534
- ( barks )
- You're lying.cdat
353
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:45,138
Who are you gonna trust, some
dumb dog or your dumb sister?ct
354
00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:46,338
I mean, your sister.
Look, I saw him.cdat
355
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,341
I saw him eat the whole thing,
and you know what?cdat
356
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,176
Now he's tryin'
to make me look bad.cdat
357
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,944
( barks )cdat
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00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:55,047
So first he's not smart
enough to be your partnert
359
00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:58,150
and now he's
a sandwich-stealing mastermind?t
360
00:16:58,150 --> 00:16:59,518
Get it together, KC.cdat
361
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,354
Get it together.cdat
362
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,956
Come on, buddy.cdat
363
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:04,890
Come on, Dextert
364
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:17,803
cdatcdat
Okay, the fireworks
have to be in here.cdat
365
00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:24,844
cdatcdat
( whining )cdat
366
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:26,913
You found it.
Good job, boyt
367
00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:28,515
Keep checking
the other crates.cdat
368
00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:30,583
That's right.cdat
369
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:33,019
I completed the mission
that KC couldn't.cdat
370
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:35,488
Time to capture this one
for posterity.cdat
371
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:42,228
cdatcdat
One more?
Funny faces this timet
372
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,262
Uh-oh.cdat
373
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:54,273
cdatcdat
- ( barking )
- What?cdat
374
00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:56,876
Congratulation. You have
a hologram collar.cdat
375
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,444
( barking )cdat
376
00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:00,012
Look, I really don't
have time for this, okay?cdat
377
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:02,114
I happen to be typingcdat
378
00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:04,550
a little formal complaint
about you.cdat
379
00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:08,654
I find it highly inappropriate
that you show up to work naked.t
380
00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:14,460
cdat
Wait a minute, is that...
Ernie's phone?cdat
381
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:17,296
Are you with Ernie?cdat
382
00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:19,365
- ( barks )
- Is Ernie in danger, boy?cdt
383
00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:21,801
- ( barks )
- Okay, are you guys
at the warehouse?cdat
384
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:24,304
- ( barks )
- I'll go contact
the Organization,cdat
385
00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:26,071
meet you there, and you
keep an eye out for Ernie.cdt
386
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:28,107
( barking )cdat
387
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,276
Hey, look, I am not happy
about this situation either,ct
388
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:33,346
but you know what? I'ma need you
to watch your language.cdat
389
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:44,957
cdatcdat
Hey, boss, the boat
is pulling up now.t
390
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,759
All right, start
loading these crates.cdat
391
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,561
And then load this guy.cdat
392
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,296
We'll dump him overboard
when we hit open seas.cdat
393
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,770
cdatcdat
Okay, man,
when this is overt
394
00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,505
we really need to
discuss your dog breatht
395
00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:01,540
Your breath is hurtin'
my feelings, bro.cdat
396
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,080
cdat
All right, let's get this guy
on the boat and get outta here.t
397
00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:10,182
cdat
( whining )cdatcdat
398
00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:12,151
- Where'd this dog come from?
- Maybe he's lost.cdat
399
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,453
Hey, look, he
really likes yout
400
00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:16,021
Can we keep him, bosst
401
00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:18,091
KC: Dexter, here, boy.cdat
402
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:21,460
Oh, Dexter,
there you are.cdat
403
00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:22,828
Bad doggy.cdat
404
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,830
I'm sorry.cdat
405
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:27,299
He just does not listen
to a thing I say. Watch.cdat
406
00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:29,301
Sit.cdat
407
00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:31,637
See, he doesn't listen
to anything I say.cdat
408
00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:33,772
I had the same problem
with my dog.cdat
409
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:35,775
Have you tried lowering
your voice to sound
more authoritative?cdat
410
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,277
Oh, really?
Does that work?cdat
411
00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:38,544
Did with my poodlet
412
00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:40,813
Are you kidding me
right now?cdat
413
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:44,450
Look, I don't care about
you or your dumb dog.
Take it and get outta heret
414
00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:46,652
No, no, no.
He's not dumb.cdat
415
00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:48,954
There is one trick
he does know how to do. Ready?t
416
00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:51,457
Okay. Okay, Dexter.
Go ahead.cdat
417
00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:53,459
Rip his face off.cdat
418
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:13,980
cdatcdat
( whining )cdat
419
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,084
cdat
( stifled yell )cdatcdat
420
00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:23,822
cdatcdat
Whoo hoo!cdat
421
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,925
Hey, man, you don't
wanna do that.cdat
422
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:28,060
We can talk about this.
There's gotta be a way out.cdt
423
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,296
Not for you,
there's not.cdat
424
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:37,470
cdatcdat
MAN: Freeze!
Drop the gun. Now!cdat
425
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:48,915
cdatcdat
( whimpering )cdat
426
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,483
It's okay, Dexter.
I got you.cdat
427
00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:55,754
cdat
Thanks, Ernie.cdatcdat
428
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,258
You know, I'm really glad
the Organization let Dexter
recuperate here.cdat
429
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,025
It's been nice
bonding with him.cdat
430
00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:02,060
I'm just sorry
he couldn't stay longer.cdat
431
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:05,631
Isn't that right,
Mr. Fuzzy Pants?cdat
432
00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:07,066
cdat
( knocking on door )cdat
433
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:10,703
Well, it looks like
this is it, Agent Dexter.cdat
434
00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:13,973
I'm really sorry about all those
bad things I said about you.ct
435
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:17,643
To be honest, I guess I'm just
not really a dog person.cdat
436
00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:20,613
Well, I'm not really
a person person.cdat
437
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:24,283
cdat
But you know what?
We did make a good team.cdat
438
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,552
Yes, we did.
Yes, we did.cdat
439
00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:28,254
All right,
you know what?cdat
440
00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:30,556
We're really gonna have to
talk about that doggy breath.ct
441
00:21:30,556 --> 00:21:32,458
You literally ate
everything in this housecdat
442
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:35,094
except for mints.cdat
443
00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:36,462
All right, come on.cdat
444
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:37,830
( whimpering t
445
00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:40,333
Wait. Before you go,
I wanna give youcdat
446
00:21:40,332 --> 00:21:42,568
a little something
to remember me by.cdat
447
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:48,608
Lookin' good.cdat
448
00:21:48,607 --> 00:21:51,643
I love you.
I'm gonna miss you.cdat
449
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,779
I love you,
I love you.cdat
450
00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:57,082
I thought you were gonna keep it
professional this time, KC.cdt
451
00:21:57,082 --> 00:22:00,152
This is Brett Willis
all over again.cdat