1 00:00:00,133 --> 00:00:02,836 cdatcdat ♪ 2 00:00:09,610 --> 00:00:10,845 cdatcdat What are you doing?cdat 3 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:13,547 In movies, when actors go underwater,cdat 4 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:17,017 I like to hold my breath to see if I'd survive.cdat 5 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:19,820 Okay, well, in that case, I recommend watchingcdat 6 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:21,655 Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea.cdat 7 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:22,789 ( exhales loudly )cdat 8 00:00:25,392 --> 00:00:27,628 KC, I just spoke with the Organization,cdatcdat 9 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:29,897 and it look like you're getting a new partner for your next mission.t 10 00:00:29,897 --> 00:00:32,233 I don't need a new partner, okay?cdat 11 00:00:32,232 --> 00:00:35,969 I am a strong, smart, independent, self-sufficient woman who can stand on her own.t 12 00:00:35,969 --> 00:00:37,637 Well, he's supposed to be the real deal.cdat 13 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:39,440 Wait, he's a he?cdat 14 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:43,210 It's about time I got a new partner.cdatcdat 15 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:44,845 - So what's his name? - Dexter.cdat 16 00:00:44,845 --> 00:00:46,313 - How old is he? - Around 18.cdat 17 00:00:46,313 --> 00:00:48,415 - Oh? Long hair, short hair? - Short hair.cdat 18 00:00:48,415 --> 00:00:49,716 Okay, short hair, don't care.cdat 19 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:51,218 What's his cuteness level?cdat 20 00:00:51,218 --> 00:00:52,352 Adorable.cdat 21 00:00:52,352 --> 00:00:53,553 Score!cdat 22 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,423 Whoa, whoa, whoa.cdat 23 00:00:55,422 --> 00:00:58,358 The last thing we need is a repeat of Brett Willis.ct 24 00:00:58,358 --> 00:01:01,561 The Organization is not your own personal dating service.cdat 25 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:04,198 Hey, look, I have relationship goals.cdat 26 00:01:04,197 --> 00:01:06,132 Like, to have one.cdat 27 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:08,602 So when do I get to meet him?cdt 28 00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:10,971 Actually, he is here now.cdat 29 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:15,242 cdat Oh, Dexter.cdatcdat 30 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:25,285 cdatcdat Uh, please tell me my new partner has a dog.cdat 31 00:01:25,285 --> 00:01:27,587 cdat Your new partner is a dog.cdat 32 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,790 Meet Dextert 33 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:31,725 Told you he was adorable.cdat 34 00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:34,428 'Sup, dog?cdat 35 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:37,298 Try to keep it professional, KC.cdat 36 00:01:39,232 --> 00:01:42,469 cdat ♪ Oh, when danger comes for you ♪cdatcdat 37 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:45,439 ♪ You know I'll stand beside you ♪cdat 38 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:49,376 ♪ 'Cause ain't nobody keep things hustle cool ♪cdat 39 00:01:49,376 --> 00:01:53,647 ♪ I'll always find a way, a way out of the fire ♪cdat 40 00:01:53,647 --> 00:01:57,651 cdat ♪ Don't tell nobody, tell nobody ♪cdat 41 00:01:57,651 --> 00:01:59,453 cdat ♪ I'm not perfect ♪cdat 42 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:03,657 ♪ So many things I wanna tell you ♪cdat 43 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:07,628 cdat ♪ But I, I, I, I keep it undercover ♪cdat 44 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:09,630 cdat ♪ Livin' my life, no way to learn ♪cdat 45 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:11,832 ♪ Doin' my thing, gonna make it work ♪cdat 46 00:02:11,832 --> 00:02:14,501 ♪ Know I'm the realest, baby, I'm fearless ♪cdat 47 00:02:14,501 --> 00:02:16,303 ♪ But I always got your back ♪cdat 48 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:18,405 ♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪cdat 49 00:02:18,405 --> 00:02:20,440 ♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪cdat 50 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:23,343 ♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪cdat 51 00:02:23,343 --> 00:02:24,678 ♪ It's all part of the plan ♪cdat 52 00:02:24,678 --> 00:02:26,980 I keep it undercover.cdat 53 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,882 I keep it undercover.cdat 54 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:34,355 cdat - ( barking ) - Shut up, okay?cdatcdat 55 00:02:35,922 --> 00:02:38,958 Look, Marisa, I know you're hurting about the breakup with Bobby,cdatcdat 56 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:41,094 but we knew this was coming.cdat 57 00:02:41,094 --> 00:02:44,497 And by we, I mean everyone in school but you.cdt 58 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:45,532 ( barking )cdat 59 00:02:45,532 --> 00:02:47,267 Would you shut up, please?cdt 60 00:02:47,267 --> 00:02:49,503 Sorry, Marisa. I wasn't talking to you.cdat 61 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:51,538 Look, all I'm saying is,cdat 62 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:53,540 there's someone better out there for you.cdat 63 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:56,043 - ( barking ) - Hey, enough is enough.cdat 64 00:02:56,043 --> 00:02:58,612 Bark one more time, I will make you sorry you were ever born.cdat 65 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:02,516 cdat You know what, Marisa?cdatt 66 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:05,019 I'm gonna call you back, all right? Okay.cdat 67 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:08,388 cdatHey, let go of my shirt.cdat 68 00:03:08,388 --> 00:03:10,357 Let go. This is my favorite shirt.cdt 69 00:03:18,565 --> 00:03:20,167 cdatcThe dumb dog hates me.cdat 70 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:21,635 Why would you say that?cdat 71 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:24,037 Because he purposely knocked over my science projectcdat 72 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,473 and broke it, he's been pushing me around,ct 73 00:03:26,473 --> 00:03:27,908 and he just stole my favorite shirt.cdat 74 00:03:27,908 --> 00:03:29,576 Is this some kind of punishment?cdt 75 00:03:29,576 --> 00:03:32,579 Because no self-respecting person works with a dog,cdat 76 00:03:32,579 --> 00:03:34,714 unless you're a fireman, or a sheep herder.cdat 77 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:35,849 Or a taxidermist.cdat 78 00:03:35,849 --> 00:03:37,718 ( Dexter barks )cdat 79 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:39,587 KC, Dexter isn't just a dog.ct 80 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:42,155 He's a top-level agent for the Organization.cdat 81 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:44,424 Now, your mission is to bust up a ring of criminalscdat 82 00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:46,760 who are smuggling dangerous and illegal fireworkst 83 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,562 and selling them on the black market.cdat 84 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:50,531 Why's it always gotta be the black market?cdat 85 00:03:50,530 --> 00:03:51,998 Why can't it be the pink market?cdat 86 00:03:51,998 --> 00:03:53,766 Or the green market?cdat 87 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:55,402 As I was saying...cdat 88 00:03:56,703 --> 00:03:59,539 not only can Dexter sniff out the fireworks,cdatcdat 89 00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:02,008 but he can also sniff out liars.cdat 90 00:04:02,008 --> 00:04:03,877 Know what else can sniff out a liar?cdat 91 00:04:03,877 --> 00:04:05,679 - What? - A lie detector.cdat 92 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:08,115 And it doesn't steal your shirt.cdat 93 00:04:08,115 --> 00:04:11,585 Okay, all right, you two are off to a funky start.cdat 94 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,454 I suggest that you spend some time together,cdat 95 00:04:13,453 --> 00:04:15,121 and earn each other's trust.ct 96 00:04:15,122 --> 00:04:17,224 Oh, yeah, for suret 97 00:04:17,224 --> 00:04:19,093 We can start by going to the mall and getting me a new shirt,cdat 98 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:21,928 right after he's done fertilizing the flower bedt 99 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,463 Come on, man!cdt 100 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:28,469 Yeah, I think we're gonna need a bigger bag.cdatcdt 101 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:30,470 Oh, no, honey. You gonna need a bigger bag.cdat 102 00:04:30,470 --> 00:04:31,438 That's your partner.cdat 103 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:41,114 cdatcdat Mom, can we just move?cdat 104 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:50,424 cdatcdat Okay, I know your dad's too cheap to buy you a car,cdt 105 00:04:50,423 --> 00:04:52,926 but are you riding a horse to school?cdat 106 00:04:52,926 --> 00:04:55,295 ( forced laughter )cdat 107 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,596 This is Dexter.cdat 108 00:04:56,596 --> 00:04:59,833 An emotional support dogt 109 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:02,669 Oh, thank goodness you are here.cdat 110 00:05:02,669 --> 00:05:06,106 Bobby dumped me for Anna, and I feel like such a foolt 111 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:08,075 And you look like one, too.cdat 112 00:05:08,074 --> 00:05:09,776 Girl, get up.cdat 113 00:05:09,776 --> 00:05:11,678 He is my partner on a mission.cdat 114 00:05:11,678 --> 00:05:13,413 We're supposed to bond togethercdat 115 00:05:13,413 --> 00:05:15,348 but he's practically untrained.cdat 116 00:05:15,348 --> 00:05:17,483 Really? Sit, boy.cdat 117 00:05:20,187 --> 00:05:21,255 cdat Lie down.cdatcdat 118 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:25,926 cdatcdat Sit up.cdat 119 00:05:27,527 --> 00:05:30,230 Pick me out a new look for summer.cdatcdat 120 00:05:35,101 --> 00:05:37,570 cdatcdat Nice choice, Dexter. Up top.cdat 121 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,176 cdat ( clears throat )cdat 122 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:45,245 As usual, you know how to talk to boys and I don't.cdat 123 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:52,386 cdatcdat Eight ball, corner pocket.cdt 124 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:57,357 Oh, what the heck. All balls, all pockets.cdatt 125 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,798 cdatcdat Hold on to your puffs, Judy,ct 126 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:07,634 'cause I have got a surprise for you.cdat 127 00:06:07,634 --> 00:06:10,403 If it's you asking me to do your math homework for you again,ct 128 00:06:10,403 --> 00:06:12,071 it's not a surprise.cdat 129 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,409 I was going through my room,cdatcdat 130 00:06:15,408 --> 00:06:19,545 and I found these great dolls that I have outgrown,cdt 131 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:21,815 cdat and since my parents refuse to give mecdat 132 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:23,850 a little sibling of my own to pass them down to--cdat 133 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:26,486 something about learning from their mistakes--cdat 134 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:32,258 cdat I thought I would give them to yout 135 00:06:32,259 --> 00:06:33,694 cdat Oh, wow.cdat 136 00:06:33,693 --> 00:06:35,361 That's so nice of you.cdat 137 00:06:35,362 --> 00:06:37,097 These dolls are amazing.cdat 138 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:38,599 I feel like the luckiest girl in the world.cdat 139 00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:41,935 I am just glad they found a good new home.cdat 140 00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:43,670 Yep, they found a good new home.cdat 141 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:49,275 cdatcdat In the landfill.cdat 142 00:06:50,543 --> 00:06:52,545 Look, Mom, I tried to get along with Dexter.cdatt 143 00:06:52,545 --> 00:06:54,614 I really did try, but he is impossible.cdat 144 00:06:54,614 --> 00:06:56,616 You know the phrase "my dog ate my homework"?cdat 145 00:06:56,616 --> 00:06:59,052 He literally ate my homework.ct 146 00:06:59,052 --> 00:07:00,787 And everybody else's in history class.cdat 147 00:07:00,787 --> 00:07:04,057 And then, he decided to fertilize my foot,cdat 148 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:05,859 out of nowhere.cdat 149 00:07:05,859 --> 00:07:09,096 I'm pretty sure it came out of somewhere.cdat 150 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:10,897 And the worst part is,cdat 151 00:07:10,897 --> 00:07:12,532 I know he did it on purpose.ct 152 00:07:12,532 --> 00:07:14,434 I hate him, I hate him, I hate him.cdat 153 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,303 KC, do you hear yourself?cdat 154 00:07:16,303 --> 00:07:18,438 Yes, I just said, I hate him,cdat 155 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,806 I hate him, I hate him.cdat 156 00:07:20,974 --> 00:07:23,243 Okay, you're right. You're right.cdatcdat 157 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:25,078 This is ridiculous. I'm fighting with a dog.cdat 158 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:27,447 No, you're fighting with an agent.cdat 159 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:30,650 Do you think I get along with every agent I get partnered with?cdat 160 00:07:30,650 --> 00:07:33,286 Like Beverly or your father?cdat 161 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:35,321 Yeah, but I don't need himt 162 00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:36,890 I said the same thing.cdat 163 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:40,127 And 20 years later, here we are.cdat 164 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:42,261 Look, Mom, I have an informant who will give mecdat 165 00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:44,664 all the information I need about the illegal fireworks.ct 166 00:07:44,664 --> 00:07:47,233 I can take them down without Dexter's help.cdat 167 00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:48,901 Let's not forget, I am the one who single-handedlycdat 168 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:51,271 taught Dad how to Nae-Nae.cdt 169 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:54,975 Okay, right now, it's just one Nae, but we're working on it.ct 170 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:59,179 KC, the Organization assigned you to Dexter.cdat 171 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:02,849 So like it or not, you need to work with him on this mission.cdat 172 00:08:02,849 --> 00:08:05,685 cdat Not!cdat 173 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:08,188 You gave me an option, like it or not.cdat 174 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:10,257 I choose not.cdat 175 00:08:15,962 --> 00:08:17,630 cdatcdat Judy, just came to see how you're getting alont 176 00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:19,799 with my old dollst 177 00:08:19,799 --> 00:08:20,867 Where are they?cdat 178 00:08:20,867 --> 00:08:22,168 Over there.cdat 179 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:24,003 In the trash can?cdat 180 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:28,708 cdat You threw away my dolls?cdatcdat 181 00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:31,311 No. I threw away my dolls.cdt 182 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:33,747 But you can have them back if they mean so much to you.ct 183 00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:36,850 No, no, I don't want them back.cdat 184 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:39,052 I just want you to play with themt 185 00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:41,788 And possibly just text me pictures with funny captionsct 186 00:08:41,788 --> 00:08:44,157 so I can see what they're up to,cdat 187 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:46,626 and how much you love them.cdt 188 00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:49,129 Like, for instance, Samantha.cdat 189 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:52,065 She was the first woman to shop on Mars.cdat 190 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:54,701 And this hot tubt 191 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:58,505 I saved my tooth fairy money for over a year to buy thist 192 00:08:58,505 --> 00:09:00,674 I even pulled out two adult teethct 193 00:09:00,673 --> 00:09:03,342 so I could afford the one with the working jets.ct 194 00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:05,045 That's right. Caps.cdat 195 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:08,582 I will never eat corn on the cob again,cdatt 196 00:09:08,581 --> 00:09:12,385 but my dolls' wet and wild spring break was legendary.cdt 197 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,320 cdat Legendary!cdat 198 00:09:16,689 --> 00:09:19,659 cdat How could you just throw all this awayt 199 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:21,761 They're boring.cdat 200 00:09:21,761 --> 00:09:23,830 Plus, I imagined them screaming in horrorcdat 201 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:26,666 as I closed the trash lid, and it really made me laugh.ct 202 00:09:26,666 --> 00:09:28,868 ( evil chuckling )cdat 203 00:09:28,868 --> 00:09:30,436 Boring?cdat 204 00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:32,572 If you think that these dolls are boring,cdat 205 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,841 then you must not be using them right.cdat 206 00:09:34,841 --> 00:09:37,877 I mean, these dolls entertained me my whole life.ct 207 00:09:37,877 --> 00:09:41,848 To be fair, staring at the ceiling fan entertains you.t 208 00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:46,953 cdatcdat Are you listening?cdat 209 00:09:46,953 --> 00:09:48,855 I'm sorry. What?cdat 210 00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:55,562 cdatcdat All right, my informant said the illegal fireworkscdat 211 00:09:55,562 --> 00:09:57,030 are being stored in here. We're going in.cdat 212 00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:59,132 Wait. Shouldn't we wait for Agent Dexter?cdat 213 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:01,301 - I left him in the van. - You what?cdat 214 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:02,903 I left him in the van. What?cdat 215 00:10:02,902 --> 00:10:05,972 I rolled down the windows and left the radio on.cdat 216 00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:07,607 What can I say, the dog likes smooth jazz.cdt 217 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:10,310 But the whole point was to use the dogcdat 218 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:11,978 to sniff out the fireworks.cdat 219 00:10:11,978 --> 00:10:14,047 Ernie, will you forget the dang dog?cdat 220 00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:15,949 Look, the Organization has been solving casescdat 221 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,984 without the help of the animal kingdomcdat 222 00:10:17,984 --> 00:10:19,419 since the beginning of time.cdat 223 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:21,588 Actually, the Organization was founded--cdat 224 00:10:21,588 --> 00:10:23,990 Ernie, that is not the pointt 225 00:10:23,990 --> 00:10:27,393 Can we please forget Dex Doggy Dog?cdat 226 00:10:27,393 --> 00:10:29,262 I got this. This is my get.cdat 227 00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:31,197 Let's go.cdat 228 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,802 cdat Nobody move!cdatcdat 229 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:38,571 There's nobody in here.cdat 230 00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:41,007 Just like your last birthday party all over again.t 231 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:44,611 Looks like you got some wrong information, KC.cdatt 232 00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:46,947 Oh, really? What do you call that?cdat 233 00:10:46,946 --> 00:10:49,649 Just like my informant said,ct 234 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:50,984 the fireworks are in here.cdat 235 00:10:58,024 --> 00:11:00,960 cdatcdat Doesn't look very firework-y to me.cdat 236 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:06,098 That's because the fireworks are...cdat 237 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:09,002 cdat hidden inside of these phony antiquities.cdat 238 00:11:13,806 --> 00:11:17,009 cdatcdat Obviously, they're not gonna put the fireworks in the top ont 239 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,645 in case it gets searched.cdat 240 00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:21,014 That would be just dumb.cdat 241 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,550 We're dealing with high-class criminals here, people.cdat 242 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:31,758 cdatcdat A very high-class criminal.cdt 243 00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:39,065 cdat I have never seen a higher class of criminal.cdt 244 00:11:39,065 --> 00:11:41,067 Call me crazy,cdat 245 00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:45,204 but I'm starting to think those are real antiquities.cdt 246 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,040 cdat Please. If these were real antiquities,cdat 247 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:50,010 then this packing slip would say that...cdat 248 00:11:50,009 --> 00:11:53,079 "Smithsonian Institute. Ancient Egypt Exhibit.cdat 249 00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:57,150 Fragile. Priceless and irreplaceable."cdat 250 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:01,921 cdat Well, can I get a five up topct 251 00:12:01,921 --> 00:12:05,158 for cracking the case of the missing Egyptian antiquities? Yeah.cdat 252 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,766 cdatcdat KC, your behavior was inexcusable.t 253 00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:13,933 By cutting Dexter out of the missiont 254 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:16,002 you broke the agents' code of conduct.cdat 255 00:12:16,002 --> 00:12:18,671 Conduct? What about his conduct?cdat 256 00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:20,740 Dexter's the one gettin' busy with the pillow over there.cdt 257 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,076 See, this is the problemt 258 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,078 You've never taken Dexter seriously.t 259 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,914 You treat him like a dog, and he's a ranking agent.cdat 260 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:30,083 And a Mr. Fuzzy Pants.cdat 261 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,718 Who's a Mr. Fuzzy Pants?cdat 262 00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:33,186 You are. You are.cdat 263 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:39,025 Look, Mom, so I destroyed a few ancient artifacts.cdat 264 00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:41,294 cdat There's gonna be new ancient artifacts.cdat 265 00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:46,099 In 5,000 years, this will be an ancient artifact.cdat 266 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,268 cdat You wanna call the Smithsonian nowcdat 267 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:51,071 and tell 'em it's gonna be a while or should I?cdat 268 00:12:51,070 --> 00:12:53,873 Mom, it's not like you've never made a mistake before.ct 269 00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:56,075 Letting that silo in Zurich explode,cdat 270 00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:58,644 or shooting that Monrovian dignitary.cdat 271 00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:00,547 Oh, having Ernie.cdat 272 00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:04,150 If you had just brought Dexter in with youcdatcdat 273 00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,653 to meet your informant, Dexter would've alerted youcdt 274 00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:08,955 that your informant was lying.cdat 275 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:11,157 Mom, it's not my fault, okay?ct 276 00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:13,092 I tried to get Dexter to come in, but he wouldn't do it.cdt 277 00:13:13,092 --> 00:13:14,660 - ( barks ) - Lie!cdat 278 00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:16,997 And what about the warehouset 279 00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:18,331 If you had brought Dexter,cdt 280 00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:20,066 he would've sniffed the crate of artifactscdat 281 00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:22,101 and told you there was no contraband.cdat 282 00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:26,305 Again, Mom, Dexter refused to get out of the van.cdat 283 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,741 cdat ( barks )cdat 284 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,942 Lie, and an obvious one.cdat 285 00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:32,745 We were there, and we know that isn't true.ct 286 00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:34,814 I'm telling you, the dog doesn't like me.cdat 287 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:37,884 cdat No lie there.cdatcdat 288 00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:40,987 Honey, I'm sorry, but you're off the case.cdat 289 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,322 What are you talking about?cdt 290 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,857 I have no choice.cdat 291 00:13:43,856 --> 00:13:47,126 Dexter filed a formal complaint against you.t 292 00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:49,161 He's a dog. He doesn't have thumbs.cdat 293 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,530 How did he file a complaint?cdat 294 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,966 I filed a grievance on his behalf.cdat 295 00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:55,367 I don't want his stellar reputation sulliedcdat 296 00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:57,170 by your terrible behavior.cdt 297 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,172 Well, who's in charge of the mission now?cdat 298 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:02,342 I am, and unlike you, I am excited to be workingcdt 299 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,946 with an agent of Dexter's caliber.cdat 300 00:14:05,945 --> 00:14:08,047 cdat Aw, good for you.cdat 301 00:14:08,047 --> 00:14:10,883 Don't forget to sniff his butt while you're down there kissing it.cdat 302 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:17,324 cdat ( high-pitched voice ) I'm getting ready for the prince's ball.cdat 303 00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:19,325 I'm getting ready for an important software conferencecdat 304 00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:21,861 in Toledo.cdat 305 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,230 Um, no, you're getting ready for the prince's ballt 306 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:26,165 so you can meet a handsome suitort 307 00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:29,201 Um, no. I wanna focus on my careercdat 308 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,471 so I can buy my own condo.cdt 309 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,306 ( normal voice ) Judy, I told yout 310 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:36,075 it is more fun if they go to the same placet 311 00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:38,511 But besides, Marguerite has to go to the ballct 312 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,580 because she is the prince's girlfriendt 313 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,715 Not anymore, she's not.cdat 314 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,585 The prince is breakin' up with her. It's over.cdat 315 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:48,221 I like Pamela and her eyecdat 316 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:51,057 for lucrative, income-generating investment properties.cdat 317 00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:55,428 cdat That is not even what he sounds liket 318 00:14:57,597 --> 00:15:00,266 If you can't play with my dolls the way that they are meant to be played with,cdatcdt 319 00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:01,934 then maybe you don't deserve them.cdat 320 00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:06,605 I am taking my dolls, and I am going home.cdat 321 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:11,945 cdat Finally. I thought I'd never get rid of her.cdatct 322 00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:14,346 It's okay, Pam. You've outgrown Marguerite.cdt 323 00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:18,952 While she's all yakkin' about princes, shoes, and hot tubs,ct 324 00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:21,020 cdat you're gonna be the first sister presidentcdat 325 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:22,121 in the Oval Office.cdat 326 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,598 cdatcdat Okay, I've tracked the suspicious shipmentcdat 327 00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,199 to a warehouse off Riggs Road.cdat 328 00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:36,269 We'll check it out tonight, because unlike KC,cdat 329 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,104 I really am your partner.cdat 330 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,940 We're like Batman and Robin, Bert and Ernie,cdat 331 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,142 - Turner and Hooch. - ( barks )cdat 332 00:15:43,142 --> 00:15:45,277 - No, you're Hooch. - ( barks )cdat 333 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,147 - No, you are. - ( barks )cdat 334 00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:49,115 No, you are.cdat 335 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,283 Paw bump.cdat 336 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,853 That's my dog.cdatcdat 337 00:15:55,988 --> 00:15:58,491 cdat Will you please get that tail-chasin',cdatcdt 338 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,393 big stinky bag of fleas out of the kitchen?cdat 339 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,328 I'm reviewing the mission with him.cdat 340 00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:04,730 I was talking to the dog.cdat 341 00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:07,833 No wonder he complained about you.cdatcdat 342 00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,602 You have a terrible attitude.ct 343 00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:13,239 Yeah, well, you have a terrible face.cdat 344 00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:17,410 cdat Your comebacks are even worse than your attitude.cdatcdt 345 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,479 I need some chips for my sandwich.cdat 346 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:31,157 cdatcdat KC, what did you do to my sandwich?cdat 347 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,092 cdat Nothing!cdat 348 00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:35,261 Oh, well, it didn't just suddenly grow feetcdat 349 00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:37,263 - and walk out of here. - Dexter ate it.cdat 350 00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:38,431 Oh, please.cdat 351 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:39,966 He did, I swear. He ate it.cdat 352 00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:41,534 - ( barks ) - You're lying.cdat 353 00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:45,138 Who are you gonna trust, some dumb dog or your dumb sister?ct 354 00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:46,338 I mean, your sister. Look, I saw him.cdat 355 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,341 I saw him eat the whole thing, and you know what?cdat 356 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,176 Now he's tryin' to make me look bad.cdat 357 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,944 ( barks )cdat 358 00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:55,047 So first he's not smart enough to be your partnert 359 00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:58,150 and now he's a sandwich-stealing mastermind?t 360 00:16:58,150 --> 00:16:59,518 Get it together, KC.cdat 361 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,354 Get it together.cdat 362 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,956 Come on, buddy.cdat 363 00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:04,890 Come on, Dextert 364 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:17,803 cdatcdat Okay, the fireworks have to be in here.cdat 365 00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:24,844 cdatcdat ( whining )cdat 366 00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:26,913 You found it. Good job, boyt 367 00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:28,515 Keep checking the other crates.cdat 368 00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:30,583 That's right.cdat 369 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:33,019 I completed the mission that KC couldn't.cdat 370 00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:35,488 Time to capture this one for posterity.cdat 371 00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:42,228 cdatcdat One more? Funny faces this timet 372 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,262 Uh-oh.cdat 373 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:54,273 cdatcdat - ( barking ) - What?cdat 374 00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:56,876 Congratulation. You have a hologram collar.cdat 375 00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,444 ( barking )cdat 376 00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:00,012 Look, I really don't have time for this, okay?cdat 377 00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:02,114 I happen to be typingcdat 378 00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:04,550 a little formal complaint about you.cdat 379 00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:08,654 I find it highly inappropriate that you show up to work naked.t 380 00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:14,460 cdat Wait a minute, is that... Ernie's phone?cdat 381 00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:17,296 Are you with Ernie?cdat 382 00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:19,365 - ( barks ) - Is Ernie in danger, boy?cdt 383 00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:21,801 - ( barks ) - Okay, are you guys at the warehouse?cdat 384 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:24,304 - ( barks ) - I'll go contact the Organization,cdat 385 00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:26,071 meet you there, and you keep an eye out for Ernie.cdt 386 00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:28,107 ( barking )cdat 387 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,276 Hey, look, I am not happy about this situation either,ct 388 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:33,346 but you know what? I'ma need you to watch your language.cdat 389 00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:44,957 cdatcdat Hey, boss, the boat is pulling up now.t 390 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,759 All right, start loading these crates.cdat 391 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,561 And then load this guy.cdat 392 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,296 We'll dump him overboard when we hit open seas.cdat 393 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,770 cdatcdat Okay, man, when this is overt 394 00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,505 we really need to discuss your dog breatht 395 00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:01,540 Your breath is hurtin' my feelings, bro.cdat 396 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,080 cdat All right, let's get this guy on the boat and get outta here.t 397 00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:10,182 cdat ( whining )cdatcdat 398 00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:12,151 - Where'd this dog come from? - Maybe he's lost.cdat 399 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,453 Hey, look, he really likes yout 400 00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:16,021 Can we keep him, bosst 401 00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:18,091 KC: Dexter, here, boy.cdat 402 00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:21,460 Oh, Dexter, there you are.cdat 403 00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:22,828 Bad doggy.cdat 404 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,830 I'm sorry.cdat 405 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:27,299 He just does not listen to a thing I say. Watch.cdat 406 00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:29,301 Sit.cdat 407 00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:31,637 See, he doesn't listen to anything I say.cdat 408 00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:33,772 I had the same problem with my dog.cdat 409 00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:35,775 Have you tried lowering your voice to sound more authoritative?cdat 410 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,277 Oh, really? Does that work?cdat 411 00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:38,544 Did with my poodlet 412 00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:40,813 Are you kidding me right now?cdat 413 00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:44,450 Look, I don't care about you or your dumb dog. Take it and get outta heret 414 00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:46,652 No, no, no. He's not dumb.cdat 415 00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:48,954 There is one trick he does know how to do. Ready?t 416 00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:51,457 Okay. Okay, Dexter. Go ahead.cdat 417 00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:53,459 Rip his face off.cdat 418 00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:13,980 cdatcdat ( whining )cdat 419 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,084 cdat ( stifled yell )cdatcdat 420 00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:23,822 cdatcdat Whoo hoo!cdat 421 00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,925 Hey, man, you don't wanna do that.cdat 422 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:28,060 We can talk about this. There's gotta be a way out.cdt 423 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,296 Not for you, there's not.cdat 424 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:37,470 cdatcdat MAN: Freeze! Drop the gun. Now!cdat 425 00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:48,915 cdatcdat ( whimpering )cdat 426 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,483 It's okay, Dexter. I got you.cdat 427 00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:55,754 cdat Thanks, Ernie.cdatcdat 428 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,258 You know, I'm really glad the Organization let Dexter recuperate here.cdat 429 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,025 It's been nice bonding with him.cdat 430 00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:02,060 I'm just sorry he couldn't stay longer.cdat 431 00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:05,631 Isn't that right, Mr. Fuzzy Pants?cdat 432 00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:07,066 cdat ( knocking on door )cdat 433 00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:10,703 Well, it looks like this is it, Agent Dexter.cdat 434 00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:13,973 I'm really sorry about all those bad things I said about you.ct 435 00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:17,643 To be honest, I guess I'm just not really a dog person.cdat 436 00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:20,613 Well, I'm not really a person person.cdat 437 00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:24,283 cdat But you know what? We did make a good team.cdat 438 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,552 Yes, we did. Yes, we did.cdat 439 00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:28,254 All right, you know what?cdat 440 00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:30,556 We're really gonna have to talk about that doggy breath.ct 441 00:21:30,556 --> 00:21:32,458 You literally ate everything in this housecdat 442 00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:35,094 except for mints.cdat 443 00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:36,462 All right, come on.cdat 444 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:37,830 ( whimpering t 445 00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:40,333 Wait. Before you go, I wanna give youcdat 446 00:21:40,332 --> 00:21:42,568 a little something to remember me by.cdat 447 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:48,608 Lookin' good.cdat 448 00:21:48,607 --> 00:21:51,643 I love you. I'm gonna miss you.cdat 449 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,779 I love you, I love you.cdat 450 00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:57,082 I thought you were gonna keep it professional this time, KC.cdt 451 00:21:57,082 --> 00:22:00,152 This is Brett Willis all over again.cdat