cdatcdat ♪
cdat KC, it's time for your yearly review.cdatcdat
Oh, is that why we're here,cdt
because I had totally forgotten about that.cdat
By the way, here's a $400 orchid arrangement.cdat
Completely a coinky-dink.cdat
You were saying something about a review?cdat
Well, your surveillance ability is top notch.cdatcdat
That's my girlt
Your recon skills are off the charts.cdat
That's my girl.cdat
But you've also broken a lot of rules.cdat
BOTH: That's your girl.cdat
So some of my spying wasn't by the book.cdat
But I put a lot of bad guys away.cdat
Which is why you're in line for a promotioncdat
to be the youngest senior junior special agentcdat
we've ever had.cdat
Nice. Youngest senior special, um...cdat
What does that mean?cdat
More advanced missions and higher level security clearance.cdat
But first, you have to pass a very difficult test.cdat
Perfect. I love tests. Is it multiple choice?cdat
- Can't say. - Essay?cdat
- Can't say. - Is it a test of physical stamina?cdat
- Can't say. - Can you tell me what it is?cdat
- No. - Tell me what it is. - No.cdat
- What is it? - Soon. - Ha!cdat
Got that out of you.cdat
- Is that part of the test? Did I pass? - No.cdat
No, it wasn't part of the test or...cdat
- Get out. - Okay.cdat
♪ Oh, when danger comes for you ♪cdat
♪ You know I'll stand beside you ♪cdat
♪ 'Cause ain't nobody keep things hustle cool ♪cdat
♪ I'll always find a way, a way out of the fire ♪cdat
cdat ♪ Don't tell nobody, tell nobody ♪cdat
cdat ♪ I'm not perfect ♪cdat
♪ So many things I wanna tell you ♪cdat
cdat ♪ But I, I, I, I keep it undercover ♪cdat
cdat ♪ Livin' my life, no way to learn ♪cdat
♪ Doin' my thing, gonna make it work ♪cdat
♪ Know I'm the realest, baby, I'm fearless ♪cdat
♪ But I always got your back ♪cdat
♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪cdat
♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪cdat
♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪cdat
♪ It's all part of the plan ♪cdat
I keep it undercover.cdat
cdYou're in Lithuania, and you need to get to a safe house.ct
Which is the closest one to the capital?cdat
The capital of Lithuania is Palanga,cdat
so I would say Kelme,cdat
in a sausage factory in the cellar,cdat
third door to the left.cdat
Whoo! Do I know my stuff or what?cdat
- What. - Excuse me.cdatcdat
The capital of Lithuania is Vilnius,cdat
the closest safe house is in Trakai,cdat
and apart from there being a door,cdat
everything else you said was completely wrong.cdat
Great. So my test could be at any minute,cdat
and I'm completely unprepared.cdat
This is gonna be an epic fail.cdat
Relax. I promise you, you're gonna do great.cdat
You're just saying that 'cause you don't wanna help me study anymore.cdat
Hey, look at that. You finally got one right.cdat
cdat KC, guess what.cdatcdat
I'm hosting a foreign exchange studentcdt
for two whole weeks, a guy from Sweden.cdat
Population 9.5 million, chief export, tiny candy fish.ct
cdat Actually, it's refined petroleum.cdat
cdat Anyway, I am getting a Swedet
cdat Have you ever seen a Swedet
They are all gorgeous, blonde, and look like Thort
Thor is going to be living at my housecdat
for two whole weeks. Thor!cdat
And your father is okay with Thor moving in with you guys?cdat
cdat Oh, my father.cdat
I should probably tell him we're hosting a foreign exchange student.cdat
cdat ( chainsaw revving t
cdat Wow, Marisa's dad did not take that news well.cdatct
cdat ( chainsaw continues t
cdat Craig, will you get down from there before you hurt yourself?t
Hurry up and hurt yourself, 'cause I'm trying to studycdat
and all that ( imitates chainsaw) is not helping.cdat
Your father is too cheap to hire a tree trimmer.cdat
I know what I'm doingt
Dad, you barely know how to trim your nose hairs.cdat
How are you gonna trim a tree?cdat
How hard can it bet
It's just one branch. ( chainsaw revs t
- Got it. - ( branch snaps )cdat
- ( glass shatters ) - Uh-oh.cdat
cdat - Hey, you know that branch I was just trying to cut down? - Yeah.cdatcdat
- It may or may not have ended up in Mrs. Goldfeder's kitchen. - Oh, boy.cdat
Maybe Mrs. Goldfeder won't notice.cdat
( Mrs. Goldfeder shrieking )ct
Yeah, I think she noticed.cdat
cdat So, Cooper, what do you plan on doing about your treecdat
that's currently residing on top of my refrigeratort
cdat Hey, look on the bright side.ct
It could be residing on the top of your Petey.cdat
cdat What she means to say is,cdat
as much as we love your kitchen,cdat
we think a skylight would be a nice waycdat
to brighten things up.cdat
We mean we're sorry.cdat
Don't apologize.cdat
Just pay for a suite at the Five Seasons Hotel.ct
The last time I checked, there was only four seasons.ct
Hm, let's see.cdat
Winter, spring, summer, fall,ct
and oh yeah, lawsuit!cdat
I am not paying for a suite at that fancy hotel.cdat
What he means ist
why don't you just stay here until your house is repairedt
No, no, no, no, no!cdat
Stop the clock. They cannot stay here...cdat
because I have that big exam at schoolcdat
to study for, remember?cdat
We'd love to.cdat
I'll go pack my sundriest
You will be hiring a cleaning crew, rightt
We can't have this messcdat
when you host the neighborhood pot luck.cdt
The neighborhood what the heck are you talking about?cdat
We didn't hear about any pot luck.cdat
Is this a new thing?cdat
No, we have it every year...ct
Yeah, yeah, it's new.cdat
cdat I was supposed to host it at my house,cdatcdat
but now it's here,cdat
because you casa is mi casa.cdat
You know what's a better casa?cdat
The International Casa of Pancakes.cdat
They got a little private room in the back, too.cdat
My lawyer's on speed dial.cdt
Whoa, whoa. KC's just joking.cdat
We'd be happy to host the pot luck.cdat
cdat What are you guys thinking?cdt
If I don't pass that test,cdt
I have to wait a whole nother year to take it.cdat
Then I'll be the oldest youngest junior senior specialist agent ever.cdat
I for one think hosting a neighborhood pot luckcdatt
is a great idea.cdat
We're spies, but we're also human beings,cdat
and we're disconnected from our neighbors.cdat
We need to be part of the fabric of this society.cdt
Or at least not be the uninvited losers.cdat
Guys, we cannot do this pot luck.cdat
I need to study for my test.cdat
KC, sorry. It's a done deal.cdat
Okay, fine.cdat
Now Mrs. Goldfeder and the entire neighborhoodcdt
will be hanging out in our house.cdat
Hey, maybe we can all celebrate my failure together.t
Hey, KC, you know what you can bring to the pot luck?cdt
A better attitude.cdat
cdatcdat KC, meet my foreign exchange student,cdat
who ironically you cannot exchange,cdat
because, trust me, I have tried.cdat
Hi. I'm KC. Nice to meet you.cdat
( Swedish accent ) It is nice to meet you, toot
cdat There has been a huge mix-up.cdat
I was expecting tall, muscle-y Thor,cdat
and I got stuck with this... Jerkt
Okay, Marisa, do not call him that.cdat
Why not? That is his name.ct
Hey, Jerk, come over here.cdt
Actually, it's "Yerk."cdat
Like New Yerk. Yerk, ja, this is me.cdat
cdat Can you believe I got stuck with this Yerkt
He looks nothing like the guy in the brochurest
cdat This is not the Swede I ordered.cdt
Marisa, he is a foreign exchange student.cdt
He is not your mail order boyfriend.cdt
Can't he be botht
Come on, Yerk. Let's go. ( yodels t
cdat Marisa, I'm pretty sure that's Switzerland.cdatcdt
cdat Petey, you're going to sleep up here,cdatcdat
and if you need anything, that's too bad.cdat
cdat Sleep up here?cdatcdat
With a view of all the trees?cdat
I don't think I can do it.cdt
Petey, you can't do a lot of things.cdt
But if you take sleeping off the table,t
you're left with very little.cdat
A tree came crashing through my roof.cdat
My whole life flashed before my eyes.cdat
Granted, it didn't take very long,cdat
but it flashed.cdat
I'll be too scared to sleep.ct
I've never been scared. Just wasn't wired that way.cdt
cdat Never been scared, huh?cdatt
We'll see about that.cdat
cdat ( shrieks )cdatcdat
Boy, if you're trying to scare me,cdat
you're gonna have to try a lot harder than that.cdat
cdat Ninety-eight burpees.cdat
Ninety-nine burpees.cdat
Named after its inventor,cdat
physiologist Royal H. Burpee.cdat
That's not gonna be on my test,cdat
but it's good to know; I might be on Jeopardy one day.t
Who's Burpee, Alex?cdat
One hundred.cdat
Hi, roomie.cdat
Thanks for letting me bunk with you.cdat
You sure I'm not putting you out?cdat
Oh, no, it's all good.cdat
I set up an air mattress over there.cdat
Good. I'm sure you'll be comfortable.cdat
cdat Ooh. Memory foam.cdatcdat
cdat And hopefully, it can forget.cdatcdat
cdat You're not going to do that all night, are you?cdt
Not anymore, I'm not.cdat
cdatcdat ( screaming ) Petey!!cdat
PETEY: What?!cdat
Did you brush your teeth?cdat
- No! - Go do it now.cdat
You know gingivitis runs in our family.cdat
But Mom...cdat
For crying out loud, go brush your teeth!cdat
You don't have to yell, KC.cdt
cdat Good night, Mrs. G.cdatcdat
Nighty-night, dear.cdat
cdat ( crying t
cdatcdat Mrs. G., are you crying...cdt
or calling a bear?cdat
I always cry myself to sleep.cdat
I keep everything all bottled up during the day,t
and then, at night, I turn out the lightscdat
and let the demons out.cdat
You should try it some time.cdatcdat
Why not?cdat
It'll be good practice for when I fail my test.cdat
cdat ( both sobbing )cdatcdat
cdatcdat Okay, the whole neighborhood will be here in a minute,cdat
so put this platter on the buffet.cdat
( gasps ) A plastic serving spoon?cdat
What are we, barbarians?cdat
Why don't we just throw the food on the groundct
and let the neighbors lick it up like dogs?cdat
And he wonders why we've never been invited to the pot luck before.cdat
cdat All right, guys, so there's 137 different waysct
to dislocate someone's shoulder. I can only remember 124 of themt
- Oh, wait... - ( bones cracking )cdat
cdat Yeah, that's 125.cdatcdat
How many ways to pop it back int
- Just one. - ( bones cracking )cdat
cdat ( watch chiming t
Coopers, we just got intet
that an assassin hacked our database.cdat
The good news is, we stopped himcdat
before he found any informationcdat
- on taking down the Organization. - And the bad news?cdat
He found a ton of information about taking down our agents,ct
like where some of them live.ct
Well, not us, right?cdat
O... kay.cdat
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.cdat
This cannot be happening. I have a test, okay?cdat
I don't have time to be assassinated.cdat
Guys, we gotta cancel the party.cdat
Is it a going-away party? Because it probably should be.t
cdatcdat Oh, look. I got a gift.cdat
I wonder what it could be.cdt
( roaring )cdat
I said roar!!cdat
Yeah, I heard what you saidt
Come on. Don't tell me that didn't scare you.cdat
cdat I'm sorry. Here's an idea.cdt
How about you get back in the box,ct
and let's try it againt
And this time, give me a big, loud, angry roar, okay?cdat
cdat Okay, okay.cdat
cdatcdat ( roaring )cdat
cdat Oh, she left.cdatcdat
- ( roaring ) - ( screaming )cdat
cdat Now that's how you do itt
cdat Welcome, welcome. How you doin'? All right.cdat
Excuse me.cdat
All right. These crab cakes are going like hot cakes.cdat
I hope we have enough.cdat
Nothing worse than running out of food.cdat
Really? Nothing?cdat
How about war? Disease?cdat
Getting knocked off in your own homecdat
by an unknown assailant?cdat
No one's eating my stuffed mushrooms.cdat
There's nothing worse than no one eating your food at a partyt
What is wrong with this family?cdat
There is a killer here, and we need to find out who they are.cdat
KC, we also have to keep our covers,cdat
which means, like it or not, this party has to go on.cdat
cdat What are those?cdatcdat
These are my conversation starters.cdat
I did recon on all the neighbors,cdat
and wrote up insightful questions to ask.cdat
That way, they'll be impressed by my witty repartee.cdat
cdat Then maybe someone in this neighborhoodcdatct
will actually like us.cdat
Perfect. I'm gonna go ask the neighbors these questions,cdat
and see if I can sniff out our bad guy.cdat
Or gal.cdat
cdat - Hi, Mrs... - Perkins.cdatcdat
Perkins. How are you doing?cdt
Well, every day's a battle.cdt
Interesting choice of words.cdat
Oh, Perkins. So are you and Mr. Perkinscdat
still planning on taking your annual cruise to Majorca?t
Well, I'm not going,cdat
but Mr. Perkins is.cdat
He left me three months ago.ct
cdat And, um, would you say that made you angry enoughcdt
to become a hit man?cdat
cdat You know, this weird social behavior of yourscdat
is the reason you are never invited to the pot luck.cdat
cdat Nice talking to you.cdatcdat
Well, now thanks to you,cdat
there's one neighbor we're never gonna win over.cdat
I'm sorry, Erniet
but would you like to be alive or populart
Gee, let me think about it.cdat
Popular.cdat
I was just sitting there, minding my own business,cdat
then a tree crashed into my kitchen.cdat
( all gasping )cdat
cdat Uh, hi. I don't believe we've ever met.cdatcdat
I'm KC Cooper, and you are?ct
Martin Sherman. Just moved in a couple of weeks ago.cdat
Oh, great. How do you like the neighborhoodt
It's fine.cdat
I don't really plan on being here that long.cdat
Oh. Interesting.cdat
So what do you do for a living, Mr. Sherman?cdt
That's not something I discuss at parties.cdat
Huh.cdat
cdat What are you doing? What's going on?cdatcdat
I know why you're here.ct
To have a good time?cdat
Oh, save it.cdat
What are you doing to Mr. Sherman?cdt
He is the assassin, okay?cdat
He's not staying here long, he just moved here,cdat
and he's not telling me what he does for a living.cdt
Martin Sherman, undertaker-embalmer.cdat
cdat Oh, I see how that's not really good party talk.cdt
cdat Why'd you say you weren't staying here long?t
None of us are.cdat
It's all just temporary.cdat
cdat Great. The one person in this neighborhoodt
who didn't have an opinion about uscdt
now has one, and it's not goodt
Okay, I'm sorry. Why am I the only one in this familycdat
who is worried about finding the killer?cdat
cdat Mushrooms. These mushrooms, guys,cdat
cdat are killer!cdat
Yum. They are just... delicious.cdat
cdatcdat Hey, Judyt
Sorry I tried to scare yout
It's cool.cdat
So you accept my apology?cdat
Yeah. It's no big deal.cdat
cdat Then shake on it.cdat
No, we're good.cdat
I insist we make it officialt
No, really, Petey, it's all good.cdat
Shake my hand!cdat
cdatcdat Fine.cdat
cdatcdat Really? Nothing?cdat
You might wanna see a doctor about that.cdat
cdat Hey, who wants the last crab cake?cdatcdat
By the way, stay away from the stuffed mushrooms.cdat
I found a fingernail in 'em.ct
cdat Thank you.cdatcdat
I can't believe you did that.ct
What?cdat
Um, in Sweden, Marisat
it's actually rude to take the last hors d'oeuvre.t
Also rude here.cdat
Kinda rude everywhere.cdat
( muffled ) Sorry.cdat
cdatcdat Yes, that's much less rude.t
Marisa, I have had it down to here with you.cdat
cdat You have had it down to here with me?cdat
Yes. You are what's known as an ugly American,cdat
except that clearly, you are very attractive.cdat
cdat Hotter than a pockett
But still, you are an ugly American.cdat
cdat Well, I want you on the next bus to Sweden.cdat
cdat I kind of think you're missing the point
of the exchange programt
and transportation in general.cdat
KC, we have a crab cake emergency.cdat
We're totally out.cdat
and there's two hours left of the party.cdat
The real question is how much time do we have left?t
If you need crab cakes, you should just order in somect
from Paul's Crab Shack on D Street.cdat
I would but Paul's..t
is actually a great idea.cdat
Yeah, no, for sure.cdat
I think I have a menu upstairst
You wanna come help me find it, Yerk?cdat
Okey-dokey.cdat
I could've sworn we had a menu up here.cdatcdat
I guess we threw it out when Paul's Crab Shackcdat
went out of business two years ago... Yerk.cdat
cdat Or should I say jerk?cdat
Or should I say assassin?cdat
( American accent ) Wow, you caught me, KC.cdat
Looks like the party's over... for you!cdat
cdatcdat Eight ball, corner pocket.cdat
cdatcdat Any last words before I haul you off to prison, sucka?cdat
cdat Just one.cdat
- Congratulations! - Excuse me.cdat
- You passed your test. - Test?cdat
cdatcdat This is a te--cdat
This is my test.cdat
I passed my test, guys!cdat
cdatcdat Congratulations, KC Cooper.cdt
You are now officiallycdat
the youngest senior junior special agent ever.cdat
In your face, Sarah.cdat
Yeah!cdat
I can't believe you guys were in on this the whole time.t
I thought you were on to us.cdat
I should've been. It all makes sense now.cdat
I mean, Dad, since when do you do yard work?cdat
CRAIG: Hey, it took a lot of skillcdat
to get that branch to fall onto the kitchen.cdat
KIRA: And that forced the Goldfeders to move in with us.cdat
cdat KC: And with Mrs. G. in my room,cdatcdat
you guys knew I'd be distracted.cdat
KIRA: And moving the pot luck to the housecdt
made it even harder for you to identify your target.cdt
And then Mom tried to throw me offcdat
by making those awful stuffed mushrooms.cdat
( forced laugh ) Yeah. That was part of it.cdt
cdat I still don't understandcdat
why you guys had to make it so hard.cdat
Because, KC, an agent has to functioncdat
at a high level even when their life isn't perfect.cdat
And we needed to know that you would pass this testct
even when you're tired or stressed out or distracted,t
and honey, you did.cdat
The one thing I can't figure outcdat
is if Yerk is actually an agent,cdat
then whatever happened to Marisa'scdat
foreign exchange student?cdat
cdatcdat Yeah. Hot as a pocket.cdat
cdat ( Petey shrieking )cdatcdt
Petey, if you're trying to scare me again,cdat
get a new bit. It is getting old.cdat
I have some big news.cdat
Mom's selling our house and we're moving.cdat
- Really? - Yeah.cdat
Wow. You know what?cdatcdat
I'm actually gonna miss you.cdat
Don't worry. We'll be close by.cdt
In fact, we're moving in with your family.cdat
cdaI'll be with you forever.cdat
cdat ( shrieking )cdatcdat
I knew I could scare her.cdat