1 00:00:00,133 --> 00:00:02,836 cdatcdat ♪ 2 00:00:05,439 --> 00:00:08,375 cdat KC, it's time for your yearly review.cdatcdat 3 00:00:08,375 --> 00:00:10,544 Oh, is that why we're here,cdt 4 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:13,213 because I had totally forgotten about that.cdat 5 00:00:13,213 --> 00:00:15,182 By the way, here's a $400 orchid arrangement.cdat 6 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:16,950 Completely a coinky-dink.cdat 7 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:19,286 You were saying something about a review?cdat 8 00:00:20,654 --> 00:00:23,824 Well, your surveillance ability is top notch.cdatcdat 9 00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:24,992 That's my girlt 10 00:00:24,992 --> 00:00:27,127 Your recon skills are off the charts.cdat 11 00:00:27,127 --> 00:00:28,328 That's my girl.cdat 12 00:00:28,328 --> 00:00:30,363 But you've also broken a lot of rules.cdat 13 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:32,199 BOTH: That's your girl.cdat 14 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:35,803 So some of my spying wasn't by the book.cdat 15 00:00:35,802 --> 00:00:37,337 But I put a lot of bad guys away.cdat 16 00:00:37,337 --> 00:00:39,339 Which is why you're in line for a promotioncdat 17 00:00:39,339 --> 00:00:41,541 to be the youngest senior junior special agentcdat 18 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,010 we've ever had.cdat 19 00:00:43,010 --> 00:00:46,247 Nice. Youngest senior special, um...cdat 20 00:00:46,246 --> 00:00:48,181 What does that mean?cdat 21 00:00:48,181 --> 00:00:51,518 More advanced missions and higher level security clearance.cdat 22 00:00:51,518 --> 00:00:55,322 But first, you have to pass a very difficult test.cdat 23 00:00:55,322 --> 00:00:57,090 Perfect. I love tests. Is it multiple choice?cdat 24 00:00:57,090 --> 00:00:58,525 - Can't say. - Essay?cdat 25 00:00:58,525 --> 00:01:00,327 - Can't say. - Is it a test of physical stamina?cdat 26 00:01:00,327 --> 00:01:02,229 - Can't say. - Can you tell me what it is?cdat 27 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:03,897 - No. - Tell me what it is. - No.cdat 28 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,066 - What is it? - Soon. - Ha!cdat 29 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,101 Got that out of you.cdat 30 00:01:08,101 --> 00:01:10,103 - Is that part of the test? Did I pass? - No.cdat 31 00:01:10,103 --> 00:01:11,905 No, it wasn't part of the test or...cdat 32 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:14,341 - Get out. - Okay.cdat 33 00:01:14,341 --> 00:01:17,711 ♪ Oh, when danger comes for you ♪cdat 34 00:01:17,711 --> 00:01:20,681 ♪ You know I'll stand beside you ♪cdat 35 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:24,585 ♪ 'Cause ain't nobody keep things hustle cool ♪cdat 36 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:28,856 ♪ I'll always find a way, a way out of the fire ♪cdat 37 00:01:28,855 --> 00:01:32,859 cdat ♪ Don't tell nobody, tell nobody ♪cdat 38 00:01:32,859 --> 00:01:34,627 cdat ♪ I'm not perfect ♪cdat 39 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:38,632 ♪ So many things I wanna tell you ♪cdat 40 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:42,636 cdat ♪ But I, I, I, I keep it undercover ♪cdat 41 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:44,638 cdat ♪ Livin' my life, no way to learn ♪cdat 42 00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:46,874 ♪ Doin' my thing, gonna make it work ♪cdat 43 00:01:46,873 --> 00:01:49,275 ♪ Know I'm the realest, baby, I'm fearless ♪cdat 44 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:51,378 ♪ But I always got your back ♪cdat 45 00:01:51,378 --> 00:01:53,480 ♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪cdat 46 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,449 ♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪cdat 47 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:58,419 ♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪cdat 48 00:01:58,418 --> 00:01:59,719 ♪ It's all part of the plan ♪cdat 49 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,989 I keep it undercover.cdat 50 00:02:01,989 --> 00:02:03,290 I keep it undercover.cdat 51 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:09,129 cdYou're in Lithuania, and you need to get to a safe house.ct 52 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:11,498 Which is the closest one to the capital?cdat 53 00:02:11,498 --> 00:02:13,767 The capital of Lithuania is Palanga,cdat 54 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:15,636 so I would say Kelme,cdat 55 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:17,738 in a sausage factory in the cellar,cdat 56 00:02:17,738 --> 00:02:19,306 third door to the left.cdat 57 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:21,375 Whoo! Do I know my stuff or what?cdat 58 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:25,345 - What. - Excuse me.cdatcdat 59 00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:27,848 The capital of Lithuania is Vilnius,cdat 60 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:30,351 the closest safe house is in Trakai,cdat 61 00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:31,785 and apart from there being a door,cdat 62 00:02:31,785 --> 00:02:34,087 everything else you said was completely wrong.cdat 63 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:36,423 Great. So my test could be at any minute,cdat 64 00:02:36,423 --> 00:02:38,458 and I'm completely unprepared.cdat 65 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:40,327 This is gonna be an epic fail.cdat 66 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:43,263 Relax. I promise you, you're gonna do great.cdat 67 00:02:43,263 --> 00:02:45,499 You're just saying that 'cause you don't wanna help me study anymore.cdat 68 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:49,336 Hey, look at that. You finally got one right.cdat 69 00:02:50,937 --> 00:02:52,939 cdat KC, guess what.cdatcdat 70 00:02:52,939 --> 00:02:55,175 I'm hosting a foreign exchange studentcdt 71 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:58,512 for two whole weeks, a guy from Sweden.cdat 72 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:02,516 Population 9.5 million, chief export, tiny candy fish.ct 73 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:05,085 cdat Actually, it's refined petroleum.cdat 74 00:03:07,287 --> 00:03:11,191 cdat Anyway, I am getting a Swedet 75 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,160 cdat Have you ever seen a Swedet 76 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:16,230 They are all gorgeous, blonde, and look like Thort 77 00:03:16,229 --> 00:03:18,398 Thor is going to be living at my housecdat 78 00:03:18,398 --> 00:03:21,034 for two whole weeks. Thor!cdat 79 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:24,638 And your father is okay with Thor moving in with you guys?cdat 80 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:26,840 cdat Oh, my father.cdat 81 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:29,376 I should probably tell him we're hosting a foreign exchange student.cdat 82 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:34,381 cdat ( chainsaw revving t 83 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:39,319 cdat Wow, Marisa's dad did not take that news well.cdatct 84 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:43,223 cdat ( chainsaw continues t 85 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:50,697 cdat Craig, will you get down from there before you hurt yourself?t 86 00:03:50,697 --> 00:03:52,399 Hurry up and hurt yourself, 'cause I'm trying to studycdat 87 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:54,935 and all that ( imitates chainsaw) is not helping.cdat 88 00:03:54,935 --> 00:03:57,704 Your father is too cheap to hire a tree trimmer.cdat 89 00:03:57,704 --> 00:03:59,739 I know what I'm doingt 90 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:02,209 Dad, you barely know how to trim your nose hairs.cdat 91 00:04:02,209 --> 00:04:04,078 How are you gonna trim a tree?cdat 92 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:06,112 How hard can it bet 93 00:04:06,113 --> 00:04:08,515 It's just one branch. ( chainsaw revs t 94 00:04:08,515 --> 00:04:10,717 - Got it. - ( branch snaps )cdat 95 00:04:10,717 --> 00:04:12,919 - ( glass shatters ) - Uh-oh.cdat 96 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:18,625 cdat - Hey, you know that branch I was just trying to cut down? - Yeah.cdatcdat 97 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:22,195 - It may or may not have ended up in Mrs. Goldfeder's kitchen. - Oh, boy.cdat 98 00:04:22,195 --> 00:04:24,097 Maybe Mrs. Goldfeder won't notice.cdat 99 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:27,100 ( Mrs. Goldfeder shrieking )ct 100 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,868 Yeah, I think she noticed.cdat 101 00:04:32,639 --> 00:04:36,443 cdat So, Cooper, what do you plan on doing about your treecdat 102 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:40,213 that's currently residing on top of my refrigeratort 103 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:42,315 cdat Hey, look on the bright side.ct 104 00:04:42,315 --> 00:04:46,486 It could be residing on the top of your Petey.cdat 105 00:04:46,486 --> 00:04:48,588 cdat What she means to say is,cdat 106 00:04:48,588 --> 00:04:50,824 as much as we love your kitchen,cdat 107 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:53,260 we think a skylight would be a nice waycdat 108 00:04:53,260 --> 00:04:55,395 to brighten things up.cdat 109 00:04:55,395 --> 00:04:57,163 We mean we're sorry.cdat 110 00:04:57,164 --> 00:04:58,799 Don't apologize.cdat 111 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:01,669 Just pay for a suite at the Five Seasons Hotel.ct 112 00:05:01,668 --> 00:05:04,738 The last time I checked, there was only four seasons.ct 113 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:06,106 Hm, let's see.cdat 114 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:08,775 Winter, spring, summer, fall,ct 115 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:11,478 and oh yeah, lawsuit!cdat 116 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:14,414 I am not paying for a suite at that fancy hotel.cdat 117 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:16,516 What he means ist 118 00:05:16,516 --> 00:05:19,786 why don't you just stay here until your house is repairedt 119 00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:22,355 No, no, no, no, no!cdat 120 00:05:22,355 --> 00:05:25,124 Stop the clock. They cannot stay here...cdat 121 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:27,761 because I have that big exam at schoolcdat 122 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:29,830 to study for, remember?cdat 123 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,699 We'd love to.cdat 124 00:05:31,698 --> 00:05:33,833 I'll go pack my sundriest 125 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:36,270 You will be hiring a cleaning crew, rightt 126 00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:37,871 We can't have this messcdat 127 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:40,040 when you host the neighborhood pot luck.cdt 128 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,109 The neighborhood what the heck are you talking about?cdat 129 00:05:42,108 --> 00:05:43,943 We didn't hear about any pot luck.cdat 130 00:05:43,944 --> 00:05:45,145 Is this a new thing?cdat 131 00:05:45,145 --> 00:05:47,514 No, we have it every year...ct 132 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:49,516 Yeah, yeah, it's new.cdat 133 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:53,520 cdat I was supposed to host it at my house,cdatcdat 134 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,522 but now it's here,cdat 135 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:57,657 because you casa is mi casa.cdat 136 00:05:57,657 --> 00:05:59,492 You know what's a better casa?cdat 137 00:05:59,492 --> 00:06:02,362 The International Casa of Pancakes.cdat 138 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:03,697 They got a little private room in the back, too.cdat 139 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:06,800 My lawyer's on speed dial.cdt 140 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,202 Whoa, whoa. KC's just joking.cdat 141 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:12,405 We'd be happy to host the pot luck.cdat 142 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:16,543 cdat What are you guys thinking?cdt 143 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:18,378 If I don't pass that test,cdt 144 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,647 I have to wait a whole nother year to take it.cdat 145 00:06:20,647 --> 00:06:23,483 Then I'll be the oldest youngest junior senior specialist agent ever.cdat 146 00:06:24,584 --> 00:06:26,686 I for one think hosting a neighborhood pot luckcdatt 147 00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:28,321 is a great idea.cdat 148 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:31,191 We're spies, but we're also human beings,cdat 149 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:32,893 and we're disconnected from our neighbors.cdat 150 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:36,330 We need to be part of the fabric of this society.cdt 151 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:38,731 Or at least not be the uninvited losers.cdat 152 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,734 Guys, we cannot do this pot luck.cdat 153 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,369 I need to study for my test.cdat 154 00:06:42,369 --> 00:06:44,538 KC, sorry. It's a done deal.cdat 155 00:06:44,537 --> 00:06:46,572 Okay, fine.cdat 156 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:48,742 Now Mrs. Goldfeder and the entire neighborhoodcdt 157 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,777 will be hanging out in our house.cdat 158 00:06:50,777 --> 00:06:54,748 Hey, maybe we can all celebrate my failure together.t 159 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:57,584 Hey, KC, you know what you can bring to the pot luck?cdt 160 00:06:57,584 --> 00:07:00,487 A better attitude.cdat 161 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:08,195 cdatcdat KC, meet my foreign exchange student,cdat 162 00:07:08,194 --> 00:07:10,863 who ironically you cannot exchange,cdat 163 00:07:10,864 --> 00:07:13,400 because, trust me, I have tried.cdat 164 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:15,702 Hi. I'm KC. Nice to meet you.cdat 165 00:07:15,702 --> 00:07:18,505 ( Swedish accent ) It is nice to meet you, toot 166 00:07:20,407 --> 00:07:22,809 cdat There has been a huge mix-up.cdat 167 00:07:22,809 --> 00:07:25,412 I was expecting tall, muscle-y Thor,cdat 168 00:07:25,412 --> 00:07:27,648 and I got stuck with this... Jerkt 169 00:07:27,647 --> 00:07:29,716 Okay, Marisa, do not call him that.cdat 170 00:07:29,716 --> 00:07:31,484 Why not? That is his name.ct 171 00:07:31,484 --> 00:07:33,286 Hey, Jerk, come over here.cdt 172 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:35,755 Actually, it's "Yerk."cdat 173 00:07:35,755 --> 00:07:39,692 Like New Yerk. Yerk, ja, this is me.cdat 174 00:07:42,429 --> 00:07:45,232 cdat Can you believe I got stuck with this Yerkt 175 00:07:45,231 --> 00:07:49,102 He looks nothing like the guy in the brochurest 176 00:07:49,102 --> 00:07:51,738 cdat This is not the Swede I ordered.cdt 177 00:07:51,738 --> 00:07:54,007 Marisa, he is a foreign exchange student.cdt 178 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:55,675 He is not your mail order boyfriend.cdt 179 00:07:55,675 --> 00:07:57,477 Can't he be botht 180 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:02,349 Come on, Yerk. Let's go. ( yodels t 181 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:06,753 cdat Marisa, I'm pretty sure that's Switzerland.cdatcdt 182 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:11,358 cdat Petey, you're going to sleep up here,cdatcdat 183 00:08:11,358 --> 00:08:14,761 and if you need anything, that's too bad.cdat 184 00:08:16,463 --> 00:08:17,698 cdat Sleep up here?cdatcdat 185 00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:19,799 With a view of all the trees?cdat 186 00:08:19,799 --> 00:08:21,034 I don't think I can do it.cdt 187 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:23,970 Petey, you can't do a lot of things.cdt 188 00:08:23,970 --> 00:08:25,939 But if you take sleeping off the table,t 189 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:28,141 you're left with very little.cdat 190 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:31,544 A tree came crashing through my roof.cdat 191 00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:34,514 My whole life flashed before my eyes.cdat 192 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,683 Granted, it didn't take very long,cdat 193 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,185 but it flashed.cdat 194 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:39,886 I'll be too scared to sleep.ct 195 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:42,622 I've never been scared. Just wasn't wired that way.cdt 196 00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:46,893 cdat Never been scared, huh?cdatt 197 00:08:46,893 --> 00:08:48,962 We'll see about that.cdat 198 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:54,234 cdat ( shrieks )cdatcdat 199 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:56,703 Boy, if you're trying to scare me,cdat 200 00:08:56,703 --> 00:09:00,473 you're gonna have to try a lot harder than that.cdat 201 00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:03,343 cdat Ninety-eight burpees.cdat 202 00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:06,847 Ninety-nine burpees.cdat 203 00:09:06,846 --> 00:09:08,381 Named after its inventor,cdat 204 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,650 physiologist Royal H. Burpee.cdat 205 00:09:10,650 --> 00:09:12,385 That's not gonna be on my test,cdat 206 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:13,887 but it's good to know; I might be on Jeopardy one day.t 207 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:16,089 Who's Burpee, Alex?cdat 208 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:18,725 One hundred.cdat 209 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:21,361 Hi, roomie.cdat 210 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:23,230 Thanks for letting me bunk with you.cdat 211 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:24,931 You sure I'm not putting you out?cdat 212 00:09:24,931 --> 00:09:26,433 Oh, no, it's all good.cdat 213 00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:27,901 I set up an air mattress over there.cdat 214 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:30,804 Good. I'm sure you'll be comfortable.cdat 215 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:35,942 cdat Ooh. Memory foam.cdatcdat 216 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:40,647 cdat And hopefully, it can forget.cdatcdat 217 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:46,920 cdat You're not going to do that all night, are you?cdt 218 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,822 Not anymore, I'm not.cdat 219 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,375 cdatcdat ( screaming ) Petey!!cdat 220 00:10:08,374 --> 00:10:11,544 PETEY: What?!cdat 221 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:13,446 Did you brush your teeth?cdat 222 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:17,216 - No! - Go do it now.cdat 223 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:20,420 You know gingivitis runs in our family.cdat 224 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:22,088 But Mom...cdat 225 00:10:22,088 --> 00:10:24,324 For crying out loud, go brush your teeth!cdat 226 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:27,861 You don't have to yell, KC.cdt 227 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,398 cdat Good night, Mrs. G.cdatcdat 228 00:10:31,397 --> 00:10:32,732 Nighty-night, dear.cdat 229 00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:38,404 cdat ( crying t 230 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,950 cdatcdat Mrs. G., are you crying...cdt 231 00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:52,485 or calling a bear?cdat 232 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:55,855 I always cry myself to sleep.cdat 233 00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:59,359 I keep everything all bottled up during the day,t 234 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:01,962 and then, at night, I turn out the lightscdat 235 00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:03,863 and let the demons out.cdat 236 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:07,968 You should try it some time.cdatcdat 237 00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:10,603 Why not?cdat 238 00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:12,538 It'll be good practice for when I fail my test.cdat 239 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:19,913 cdat ( both sobbing )cdatcdat 240 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:27,821 cdatcdat Okay, the whole neighborhood will be here in a minute,cdat 241 00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:29,155 so put this platter on the buffet.cdat 242 00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:31,891 ( gasps ) A plastic serving spoon?cdat 243 00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:34,026 What are we, barbarians?cdat 244 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,029 Why don't we just throw the food on the groundct 245 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,999 and let the neighbors lick it up like dogs?cdat 246 00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:42,768 And he wonders why we've never been invited to the pot luck before.cdat 247 00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:46,673 cdat All right, guys, so there's 137 different waysct 248 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:50,076 to dislocate someone's shoulder. I can only remember 124 of themt 249 00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:53,379 - Oh, wait... - ( bones cracking )cdat 250 00:11:54,814 --> 00:11:57,383 cdat Yeah, that's 125.cdatcdat 251 00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,652 How many ways to pop it back int 252 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:03,689 - Just one. - ( bones cracking )cdat 253 00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:06,693 cdat ( watch chiming t 254 00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:09,162 Coopers, we just got intet 255 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:11,898 that an assassin hacked our database.cdat 256 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,333 The good news is, we stopped himcdat 257 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,235 before he found any informationcdat 258 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,904 - on taking down the Organization. - And the bad news?cdat 259 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:21,107 He found a ton of information about taking down our agents,ct 260 00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:22,508 like where some of them live.ct 261 00:12:22,508 --> 00:12:24,377 Well, not us, right?cdat 262 00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:27,447 O... kay.cdat 263 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,082 Oh, no, no, no, no, no.cdat 264 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,184 This cannot be happening. I have a test, okay?cdat 265 00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:33,453 I don't have time to be assassinated.cdat 266 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,689 Guys, we gotta cancel the party.cdat 267 00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:39,325 Is it a going-away party? Because it probably should be.t 268 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,739 cdatcdat Oh, look. I got a gift.cdat 269 00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:55,542 I wonder what it could be.cdt 270 00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:58,110 ( roaring )cdat 271 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:01,581 I said roar!!cdat 272 00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:04,951 Yeah, I heard what you saidt 273 00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:09,155 Come on. Don't tell me that didn't scare you.cdat 274 00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:11,224 cdat I'm sorry. Here's an idea.cdt 275 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:13,159 How about you get back in the box,ct 276 00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:15,061 and let's try it againt 277 00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:18,731 And this time, give me a big, loud, angry roar, okay?cdat 278 00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:19,966 cdat Okay, okay.cdat 279 00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:28,407 cdatcdat ( roaring )cdat 280 00:13:30,576 --> 00:13:32,645 cdat Oh, she left.cdatcdat 281 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,848 - ( roaring ) - ( screaming )cdat 282 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,420 cdat Now that's how you do itt 283 00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:45,524 cdat Welcome, welcome. How you doin'? All right.cdat 284 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,994 Excuse me.cdat 285 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:51,130 All right. These crab cakes are going like hot cakes.cdat 286 00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:53,132 I hope we have enough.cdat 287 00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:54,967 Nothing worse than running out of food.cdat 288 00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:56,836 Really? Nothing?cdat 289 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,805 How about war? Disease?cdat 290 00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:00,774 Getting knocked off in your own homecdat 291 00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:03,276 by an unknown assailant?cdat 292 00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:06,045 No one's eating my stuffed mushrooms.cdat 293 00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:08,714 There's nothing worse than no one eating your food at a partyt 294 00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:11,184 What is wrong with this family?cdat 295 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,019 There is a killer here, and we need to find out who they are.cdat 296 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,688 KC, we also have to keep our covers,cdat 297 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,024 which means, like it or not, this party has to go on.cdat 298 00:14:19,992 --> 00:14:21,994 cdat What are those?cdatcdat 299 00:14:21,994 --> 00:14:24,029 These are my conversation starters.cdat 300 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,366 I did recon on all the neighbors,cdat 301 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,034 and wrote up insightful questions to ask.cdat 302 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:31,104 That way, they'll be impressed by my witty repartee.cdat 303 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,040 cdat Then maybe someone in this neighborhoodcdatct 304 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,009 will actually like us.cdat 305 00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:39,378 Perfect. I'm gonna go ask the neighbors these questions,cdat 306 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:42,249 and see if I can sniff out our bad guy.cdat 307 00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:43,716 Or gal.cdat 308 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,421 cdat - Hi, Mrs... - Perkins.cdatcdat 309 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,189 Perkins. How are you doing?cdt 310 00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:53,092 Well, every day's a battle.cdt 311 00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:56,562 Interesting choice of words.cdat 312 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:59,031 Oh, Perkins. So are you and Mr. Perkinscdat 313 00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:02,234 still planning on taking your annual cruise to Majorca?t 314 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,938 Well, I'm not going,cdat 315 00:15:04,937 --> 00:15:07,339 but Mr. Perkins is.cdat 316 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:10,977 He left me three months ago.ct 317 00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:15,782 cdat And, um, would you say that made you angry enoughcdt 318 00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:18,351 to become a hit man?cdat 319 00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:23,089 cdat You know, this weird social behavior of yourscdat 320 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:27,193 is the reason you are never invited to the pot luck.cdat 321 00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:31,096 cdat Nice talking to you.cdatcdat 322 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:33,066 Well, now thanks to you,cdat 323 00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:35,868 there's one neighbor we're never gonna win over.cdat 324 00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:37,303 I'm sorry, Erniet 325 00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:39,305 but would you like to be alive or populart 326 00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:41,908 Gee, let me think about it.cdat 327 00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:43,209 Popular.cdat 328 00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:49,148 I was just sitting there, minding my own business,cdat 329 00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:51,617 then a tree crashed into my kitchen.cdat 330 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,819 ( all gasping )cdat 331 00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:57,290 cdat Uh, hi. I don't believe we've ever met.cdatcdat 332 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,758 I'm KC Cooper, and you are?ct 333 00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:01,327 Martin Sherman. Just moved in a couple of weeks ago.cdat 334 00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:03,596 Oh, great. How do you like the neighborhoodt 335 00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:05,498 It's fine.cdat 336 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,166 I don't really plan on being here that long.cdat 337 00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:09,602 Oh. Interesting.cdat 338 00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:12,338 So what do you do for a living, Mr. Sherman?cdt 339 00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:15,241 That's not something I discuss at parties.cdat 340 00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:16,709 Huh.cdat 341 00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:20,613 cdat What are you doing? What's going on?cdatcdat 342 00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:22,315 I know why you're here.ct 343 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,950 To have a good time?cdat 344 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,151 Oh, save it.cdat 345 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,353 What are you doing to Mr. Sherman?cdt 346 00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:29,288 He is the assassin, okay?cdat 347 00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:31,357 He's not staying here long, he just moved here,cdat 348 00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:34,327 and he's not telling me what he does for a living.cdt 349 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:38,631 Martin Sherman, undertaker-embalmer.cdat 350 00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:42,401 cdat Oh, I see how that's not really good party talk.cdt 351 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:46,172 cdat Why'd you say you weren't staying here long?t 352 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,007 None of us are.cdat 353 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,877 It's all just temporary.cdat 354 00:16:54,046 --> 00:16:56,982 cdat Great. The one person in this neighborhoodt 355 00:16:56,983 --> 00:16:58,384 who didn't have an opinion about uscdt 356 00:16:58,384 --> 00:17:01,120 now has one, and it's not goodt 357 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,456 Okay, I'm sorry. Why am I the only one in this familycdat 358 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,525 who is worried about finding the killer?cdat 359 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:12,131 cdat Mushrooms. These mushrooms, guys,cdat 360 00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:15,034 cdat are killer!cdat 361 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:18,237 Yum. They are just... delicious.cdat 362 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,853 cdatcdat Hey, Judyt 363 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,421 Sorry I tried to scare yout 364 00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:36,822 It's cool.cdat 365 00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:39,758 So you accept my apology?cdat 366 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:43,830 Yeah. It's no big deal.cdat 367 00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:45,364 cdat Then shake on it.cdat 368 00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:47,399 No, we're good.cdat 369 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,670 I insist we make it officialt 370 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:53,273 No, really, Petey, it's all good.cdat 371 00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:55,074 Shake my hand!cdat 372 00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:00,279 cdatcdat Fine.cdat 373 00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:18,197 cdatcdat Really? Nothing?cdat 374 00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:20,700 You might wanna see a doctor about that.cdat 375 00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:25,571 cdat Hey, who wants the last crab cake?cdatcdat 376 00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:26,972 By the way, stay away from the stuffed mushrooms.cdat 377 00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:28,441 I found a fingernail in 'em.ct 378 00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:32,445 cdat Thank you.cdatcdat 379 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,280 I can't believe you did that.ct 380 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,481 What?cdat 381 00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:37,483 Um, in Sweden, Marisat 382 00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:39,285 it's actually rude to take the last hors d'oeuvre.t 383 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,454 Also rude here.cdat 384 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,756 Kinda rude everywhere.cdat 385 00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,491 ( muffled ) Sorry.cdat 386 00:18:50,162 --> 00:18:52,931 cdatcdat Yes, that's much less rude.t 387 00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:57,303 Marisa, I have had it down to here with you.cdat 388 00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,472 cdat You have had it down to here with me?cdat 389 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:03,443 Yes. You are what's known as an ugly American,cdat 390 00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:07,313 except that clearly, you are very attractive.cdat 391 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,415 cdat Hotter than a pockett 392 00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:14,987 But still, you are an ugly American.cdat 393 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:19,525 cdat Well, I want you on the next bus to Sweden.cdat 394 00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:22,528 cdat I kind of think you're missing the point 395 00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:24,330 of the exchange programt 396 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:27,700 and transportation in general.cdat 397 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:30,036 KC, we have a crab cake emergency.cdat 398 00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:31,638 We're totally out.cdat 399 00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:33,606 and there's two hours left of the party.cdat 400 00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,842 The real question is how much time do we have left?t 401 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:38,177 If you need crab cakes, you should just order in somect 402 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,613 from Paul's Crab Shack on D Street.cdat 403 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:42,882 I would but Paul's..t 404 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,718 is actually a great idea.cdat 405 00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:47,019 Yeah, no, for sure.cdat 406 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,354 I think I have a menu upstairst 407 00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,389 You wanna come help me find it, Yerk?cdat 408 00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:52,224 Okey-dokey.cdat 409 00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:55,360 I could've sworn we had a menu up here.cdatcdat 410 00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:58,130 I guess we threw it out when Paul's Crab Shackcdat 411 00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:02,901 went out of business two years ago... Yerk.cdat 412 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:04,470 cdat Or should I say jerk?cdat 413 00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:07,039 Or should I say assassin?cdat 414 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,642 ( American accent ) Wow, you caught me, KC.cdat 415 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:13,713 Looks like the party's over... for you!cdat 416 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,424 cdatcdat Eight ball, corner pocket.cdat 417 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:47,046 cdatcdat Any last words before I haul you off to prison, sucka?cdat 418 00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:48,948 cdat Just one.cdat 419 00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:51,184 - Congratulations! - Excuse me.cdat 420 00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:53,752 - You passed your test. - Test?cdat 421 00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,792 cdatcdat This is a te--cdat 422 00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:01,527 This is my test.cdat 423 00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:03,462 I passed my test, guys!cdat 424 00:21:12,037 --> 00:21:13,472 cdatcdat Congratulations, KC Cooper.cdt 425 00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:15,307 You are now officiallycdat 426 00:21:15,307 --> 00:21:18,043 the youngest senior junior special agent ever.cdat 427 00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:20,579 In your face, Sarah.cdat 428 00:21:20,579 --> 00:21:22,781 Yeah!cdat 429 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,884 I can't believe you guys were in on this the whole time.t 430 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:26,652 I thought you were on to us.cdat 431 00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:28,454 I should've been. It all makes sense now.cdat 432 00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:31,457 I mean, Dad, since when do you do yard work?cdat 433 00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,092 CRAIG: Hey, it took a lot of skillcdat 434 00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:35,494 to get that branch to fall onto the kitchen.cdat 435 00:21:35,494 --> 00:21:39,698 KIRA: And that forced the Goldfeders to move in with us.cdat 436 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,102 cdat KC: And with Mrs. G. in my room,cdatcdat 437 00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:46,072 you guys knew I'd be distracted.cdat 438 00:21:46,071 --> 00:21:48,507 KIRA: And moving the pot luck to the housecdt 439 00:21:48,507 --> 00:21:51,777 made it even harder for you to identify your target.cdt 440 00:21:51,777 --> 00:21:53,312 And then Mom tried to throw me offcdat 441 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,914 by making those awful stuffed mushrooms.cdat 442 00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:57,984 ( forced laugh ) Yeah. That was part of it.cdt 443 00:21:59,418 --> 00:22:01,020 cdat I still don't understandcdat 444 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:03,189 why you guys had to make it so hard.cdat 445 00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:05,324 Because, KC, an agent has to functioncdat 446 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,326 at a high level even when their life isn't perfect.cdat 447 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,829 And we needed to know that you would pass this testct 448 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,131 even when you're tired or stressed out or distracted,t 449 00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:13,766 and honey, you did.cdat 450 00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:15,768 The one thing I can't figure outcdat 451 00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:18,471 is if Yerk is actually an agent,cdat 452 00:22:18,470 --> 00:22:20,138 then whatever happened to Marisa'scdat 453 00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:21,707 foreign exchange student?cdat 454 00:22:29,715 --> 00:22:32,184 cdatcdat Yeah. Hot as a pocket.cdat 455 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:37,724 cdat ( Petey shrieking )cdatcdt 456 00:22:37,723 --> 00:22:40,326 Petey, if you're trying to scare me again,cdat 457 00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:43,729 get a new bit. It is getting old.cdat 458 00:22:43,729 --> 00:22:45,664 I have some big news.cdat 459 00:22:45,664 --> 00:22:47,533 Mom's selling our house and we're moving.cdat 460 00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:49,969 - Really? - Yeah.cdat 461 00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:53,673 Wow. You know what?cdatcdat 462 00:22:53,672 --> 00:22:56,575 I'm actually gonna miss you.cdat 463 00:22:56,575 --> 00:22:58,644 Don't worry. We'll be close by.cdt 464 00:22:58,644 --> 00:23:01,914 In fact, we're moving in with your family.cdat 465 00:23:03,315 --> 00:23:07,753 cdaI'll be with you forever.cdat 466 00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:13,659 cdat ( shrieking )cdatcdat 467 00:23:13,659 --> 00:23:16,629 I knew I could scare her.cdat