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cdat
KC, it's time for
your yearly review.cdatcdat
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Oh, is that why we're here,cdt
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because I had totally
forgotten about that.cdat
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By the way, here's a $400
orchid arrangement.cdat
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Completely a coinky-dink.cdat
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You were saying something
about a review?cdat
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Well, your surveillance ability
is top notch.cdatcdat
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That's my girlt
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Your recon skills
are off the charts.cdat
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That's my girl.cdat
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But you've also broken
a lot of rules.cdat
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BOTH: That's your girl.cdat
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So some of my spying
wasn't by the book.cdat
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But I put
a lot of bad guys away.cdat
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Which is why you're
in line for a promotioncdat
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to be the youngest
senior junior special agentcdat
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we've ever had.cdat
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Nice. Youngest
senior special, um...cdat
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What does that mean?cdat
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More advanced missions
and higher level
security clearance.cdat
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But first, you have to pass
a very difficult test.cdat
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Perfect. I love tests.
Is it multiple choice?cdat
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- Can't say.
- Essay?cdat
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- Can't say.
- Is it a test
of physical stamina?cdat
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- Can't say.
- Can you tell me
what it is?cdat
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- No.
- Tell me what it is.
- No.cdat
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- What is it?
- Soon.
- Ha!cdat
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Got that out of you.cdat
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- Is that part of the test?
Did I pass?
- No.cdat
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No, it wasn't
part of the test or...cdat
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- Get out.
- Okay.cdat
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♪ Oh, when danger
comes for you ♪cdat
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♪ You know
I'll stand beside you ♪cdat
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♪ 'Cause ain't nobody
keep things hustle cool ♪cdat
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♪ I'll always find a way,
a way out of the fire ♪cdat
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cdat ♪ Don't tell nobody,
tell nobody ♪cdat
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cdat ♪ I'm not perfect ♪cdat
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♪ So many things
I wanna tell you ♪cdat
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cdat ♪ But I, I, I,
I keep it undercover ♪cdat
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cdat ♪ Livin' my life,
no way to learn ♪cdat
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♪ Doin' my thing,
gonna make it work ♪cdat
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♪ Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless ♪cdat
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♪ But I always
got your back ♪cdat
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♪ Nobody can do it
like I can ♪cdat
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♪ I gotta find out
who I am ♪cdat
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♪ Ain't got to worry
about me ♪cdat
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♪ It's all
part of the plan ♪cdat
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I keep it undercover.cdat
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I keep it
undercover.cdat
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cdYou're in Lithuania, and you
need to get to a safe house.ct
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Which is the closest one
to the capital?cdat
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The capital of Lithuania
is Palanga,cdat
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so I would say Kelme,cdat
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in a sausage factory
in the cellar,cdat
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third door to the left.cdat
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Whoo! Do I know
my stuff or what?cdat
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- What.
- Excuse me.cdatcdat
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The capital of Lithuania
is Vilnius,cdat
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the closest safe house
is in Trakai,cdat
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and apart from there
being a door,cdat
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everything else you said
was completely wrong.cdat
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Great. So my test could be
at any minute,cdat
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and I'm completely
unprepared.cdat
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This is gonna be
an epic fail.cdat
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Relax. I promise you,
you're gonna do great.cdat
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You're just saying that
'cause you don't wanna
help me study anymore.cdat
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Hey, look at that.
You finally got one right.cdat
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cdat
KC, guess what.cdatcdat
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I'm hosting
a foreign exchange studentcdt
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for two whole weeks,
a guy from Sweden.cdat
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Population 9.5 million,
chief export, tiny candy fish.ct
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cdat
Actually,
it's refined petroleum.cdat
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cdat
Anyway, I am
getting a Swedet
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cdat
Have you ever
seen a Swedet
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They are all gorgeous,
blonde, and look like Thort
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Thor is going to be
living at my housecdat
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for two whole weeks.
Thor!cdat
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And your father is okay
with Thor moving in with
you guys?cdat
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cdat
Oh, my father.cdat
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I should probably tell him
we're hosting a foreign
exchange student.cdat
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cdat
( chainsaw revving t
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Wow, Marisa's dad did not
take that news well.cdatct
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( chainsaw continues t
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Craig, will you get down from
there before you hurt yourself?t
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Hurry up and hurt yourself,
'cause I'm trying to studycdat
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and all that
( imitates chainsaw)
is not helping.cdat
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Your father is too cheap
to hire a tree trimmer.cdat
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I know what I'm doingt
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Dad, you barely know how
to trim your nose hairs.cdat
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How are you gonna
trim a tree?cdat
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How hard can it bet
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It's just one branch.
( chainsaw revs t
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- Got it.
- ( branch snaps )cdat
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- ( glass shatters )
- Uh-oh.cdat
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cdat
- Hey, you know that branch
I was just trying to cut down?
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- It may or may not have ended
up in Mrs. Goldfeder's kitchen.
- Oh, boy.cdat
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Maybe Mrs. Goldfeder
won't notice.cdat
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( Mrs. Goldfeder shrieking )ct
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Yeah, I think
she noticed.cdat
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cdat
So, Cooper, what do you
plan on doing about
your treecdat
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that's currently residing
on top of my refrigeratort
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cdat
Hey, look on
the bright side.ct
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It could be residing
on the top of your Petey.cdat
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cdat
What she means to say is,cdat
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as much as we love
your kitchen,cdat
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we think a skylight
would be a nice waycdat
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to brighten things up.cdat
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We mean we're sorry.cdat
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Don't apologize.cdat
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Just pay for a suite at
the Five Seasons Hotel.ct
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The last time I checked,
there was only four seasons.ct
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Hm, let's see.cdat
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Winter, spring,
summer, fall,ct
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and oh yeah,
lawsuit!cdat
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I am not paying for a suite
at that fancy hotel.cdat
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What he means ist
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why don't you just
stay here until
your house is repairedt
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No, no, no, no, no!cdat
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Stop the clock.
They cannot stay here...cdat
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because I have
that big exam at schoolcdat
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to study for, remember?cdat
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We'd love to.cdat
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I'll go pack my sundriest
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You will be hiring
a cleaning crew, rightt
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We can't have this messcdat
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when you host
the neighborhood pot luck.cdt
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The neighborhood what the heck
are you talking about?cdat
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We didn't hear about
any pot luck.cdat
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Is this a new thing?cdat
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No, we have it every year...ct
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Yeah, yeah, it's new.cdat
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cdat
I was supposed to host it
at my house,cdatcdat
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but now it's here,cdat
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because you casa
is mi casa.cdat
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You know what's
a better casa?cdat
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The International
Casa of Pancakes.cdat
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They got a little private
room in the back, too.cdat
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My lawyer's on speed dial.cdt
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Whoa, whoa.
KC's just joking.cdat
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We'd be happy to host
the pot luck.cdat
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cdat
What are you guys thinking?cdt
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If I don't pass that test,cdt
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I have to wait a whole
nother year to take it.cdat
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Then I'll be the oldest
youngest junior senior
specialist agent ever.cdat
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I for one think hosting
a neighborhood pot luckcdatt
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is a great idea.cdat
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We're spies, but we're
also human beings,cdat
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and we're disconnected
from our neighbors.cdat
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We need to be part of
the fabric of this society.cdt
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Or at least not be
the uninvited losers.cdat
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Guys, we cannot do
this pot luck.cdat
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I need to study
for my test.cdat
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KC, sorry.
It's a done deal.cdat
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Okay, fine.cdat
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Now Mrs. Goldfeder
and the entire neighborhoodcdt
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will be hanging out
in our house.cdat
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Hey, maybe we can all
celebrate my failure together.t
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Hey, KC, you know what you
can bring to the pot luck?cdt
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A better attitude.cdat
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cdatcdat
KC, meet my foreign
exchange student,cdat
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who ironically
you cannot exchange,cdat
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because, trust me,
I have tried.cdat
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Hi. I'm KC.
Nice to meet you.cdat
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( Swedish accent )
It is nice to meet you, toot
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cdat
There has been
a huge mix-up.cdat
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I was expecting tall,
muscle-y Thor,cdat
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and I got stuck
with this... Jerkt
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Okay, Marisa, do not
call him that.cdat
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Why not?
That is his name.ct
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Hey, Jerk,
come over here.cdt
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Actually,
it's "Yerk."cdat
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Like New Yerk.
Yerk, ja, this is me.cdat
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cdat
Can you believe I got
stuck with this Yerkt
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He looks nothing like
the guy in the brochurest
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cdat
This is not
the Swede I ordered.cdt
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Marisa, he is
a foreign exchange student.cdt
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He is not
your mail order boyfriend.cdt
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Can't he be botht
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Come on, Yerk.
Let's go. ( yodels t
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cdat
Marisa, I'm pretty sure
that's Switzerland.cdatcdt
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cdat
Petey, you're going
to sleep up here,cdatcdat
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and if you need anything,
that's too bad.cdat
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cdat
Sleep up here?cdatcdat
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With a view of
all the trees?cdat
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I don't think I can do it.cdt
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Petey, you can't do
a lot of things.cdt
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But if you take
sleeping off the table,t
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you're left with
very little.cdat
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A tree came crashing
through my roof.cdat
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My whole life
flashed before my eyes.cdat
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Granted, it didn't
take very long,cdat
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but it flashed.cdat
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I'll be too scared to sleep.ct
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I've never been scared.
Just wasn't wired that way.cdt
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cdat
Never been scared, huh?cdatt
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We'll see about that.cdat
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cdat
( shrieks )cdatcdat
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Boy, if you're trying
to scare me,cdat
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you're gonna have to try
a lot harder than that.cdat
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cdat
Ninety-eight burpees.cdat
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Ninety-nine burpees.cdat
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Named after its inventor,cdat
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physiologist
Royal H. Burpee.cdat
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That's not gonna
be on my test,cdat
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but it's good to know;
I might be on Jeopardy one day.t
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Who's Burpee, Alex?cdat
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One hundred.cdat
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Hi, roomie.cdat
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Thanks for letting me
bunk with you.cdat
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You sure I'm not
putting you out?cdat
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Oh, no, it's all good.cdat
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I set up an air mattress
over there.cdat
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Good. I'm sure
you'll be comfortable.cdat
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cdat
Ooh. Memory foam.cdatcdat
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cdat
And hopefully,
it can forget.cdatcdat
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cdat
You're not going to
do that all night, are you?cdt
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Not anymore, I'm not.cdat
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cdatcdat
( screaming )
Petey!!cdat
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PETEY: What?!cdat
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Did you brush your teeth?cdat
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- No!
- Go do it now.cdat
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You know gingivitis
runs in our family.cdat
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But Mom...cdat
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For crying out loud,
go brush your teeth!cdat
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You don't have to yell, KC.cdt
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cdat
Good night,
Mrs. G.cdatcdat
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Nighty-night, dear.cdat
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cdat
( crying t
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cdatcdat
Mrs. G., are you crying...cdt
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00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:52,485
or calling a bear?cdat
232
00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:55,855
I always cry myself
to sleep.cdat
233
00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:59,359
I keep everything
all bottled up during the day,t
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00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:01,962
and then, at night,
I turn out the lightscdat
235
00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:03,863
and let the demons out.cdat
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00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:07,968
You should try it
some time.cdatcdat
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00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:10,603
Why not?cdat
238
00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:12,538
It'll be good practice
for when I fail my test.cdat
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cdat
( both sobbing )cdatcdat
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cdatcdat
Okay, the whole neighborhood
will be here in a minute,cdat
241
00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:29,155
so put this platter
on the buffet.cdat
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00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:31,891
( gasps )
A plastic serving spoon?cdat
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00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:34,026
What are we, barbarians?cdat
244
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,029
Why don't we just
throw the food on the groundct
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00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,999
and let the neighbors
lick it up like dogs?cdat
246
00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:42,768
And he wonders why we've
never been invited to
the pot luck before.cdat
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00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:46,673
cdat
All right, guys,
so there's 137 different waysct
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00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:50,076
to dislocate someone's shoulder.
I can only remember 124 of themt
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- Oh, wait...
- ( bones cracking )cdat
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cdat
Yeah, that's 125.cdatcdat
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How many ways
to pop it back int
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- Just one.
- ( bones cracking )cdat
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cdat
( watch chiming t
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Coopers, we just got intet
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00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:11,898
that an assassin
hacked our database.cdat
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00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,333
The good news is,
we stopped himcdat
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00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,235
before he found
any informationcdat
258
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,904
- on taking down
the Organization.
- And the bad news?cdat
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00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:21,107
He found a ton of information
about taking down our agents,ct
260
00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:22,508
like where some of them live.ct
261
00:12:22,508 --> 00:12:24,377
Well, not us, right?cdat
262
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:27,447
O... kay.cdat
263
00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,082
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.cdat
264
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,184
This cannot be happening.
I have a test, okay?cdat
265
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:33,453
I don't have time
to be assassinated.cdat
266
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,689
Guys, we gotta
cancel the party.cdat
267
00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:39,325
Is it a going-away party?
Because it probably should be.t
268
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,739
cdatcdat
Oh, look.
I got a gift.cdat
269
00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:55,542
I wonder what it could be.cdt
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00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:58,110
( roaring )cdat
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00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:01,581
I said roar!!cdat
272
00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:04,951
Yeah, I heard
what you saidt
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00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:09,155
Come on. Don't tell me
that didn't scare you.cdat
274
00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:11,224
cdat
I'm sorry.
Here's an idea.cdt
275
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:13,159
How about you get
back in the box,ct
276
00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:15,061
and let's try it againt
277
00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:18,731
And this time, give me
a big, loud, angry
roar, okay?cdat
278
00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:19,966
cdat
Okay, okay.cdat
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00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:28,407
cdatcdat
( roaring )cdat
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cdat
Oh, she left.cdatcdat
281
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,848
- ( roaring )
- ( screaming )cdat
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00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,420
cdat
Now that's how you do itt
283
00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:45,524
cdat
Welcome, welcome.
How you doin'? All right.cdat
284
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,994
Excuse me.cdat
285
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:51,130
All right. These crab cakes
are going like hot cakes.cdat
286
00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:53,132
I hope we have enough.cdat
287
00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:54,967
Nothing worse than
running out of food.cdat
288
00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:56,836
Really? Nothing?cdat
289
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,805
How about war?
Disease?cdat
290
00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:00,774
Getting knocked off
in your own homecdat
291
00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:03,276
by an unknown assailant?cdat
292
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:06,045
No one's eating
my stuffed mushrooms.cdat
293
00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:08,714
There's nothing worse
than no one eating
your food at a partyt
294
00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:11,184
What is wrong
with this family?cdat
295
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,019
There is a killer here,
and we need to find out
who they are.cdat
296
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,688
KC, we also have
to keep our covers,cdat
297
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,024
which means, like it or not,
this party has to go on.cdat
298
00:14:19,992 --> 00:14:21,994
cdat
What are those?cdatcdat
299
00:14:21,994 --> 00:14:24,029
These are
my conversation starters.cdat
300
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,366
I did recon on
all the neighbors,cdat
301
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,034
and wrote up insightful
questions to ask.cdat
302
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:31,104
That way, they'll be impressed
by my witty repartee.cdat
303
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,040
cdat
Then maybe someone
in this neighborhoodcdatct
304
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,009
will actually like us.cdat
305
00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:39,378
Perfect. I'm gonna
go ask the neighbors
these questions,cdat
306
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:42,249
and see if I can
sniff out our bad guy.cdat
307
00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:43,716
Or gal.cdat
308
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,421
cdat
- Hi, Mrs...
- Perkins.cdatcdat
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00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,189
Perkins. How are you doing?cdt
310
00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:53,092
Well, every day's a battle.cdt
311
00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:56,562
Interesting choice
of words.cdat
312
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:59,031
Oh, Perkins. So are you
and Mr. Perkinscdat
313
00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:02,234
still planning on taking
your annual cruise to Majorca?t
314
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,938
Well, I'm not going,cdat
315
00:15:04,937 --> 00:15:07,339
but Mr. Perkins is.cdat
316
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:10,977
He left me three months ago.ct
317
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:15,782
cdat
And, um, would you say
that made you angry enoughcdt
318
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:18,351
to become a hit man?cdat
319
00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:23,089
cdat
You know, this weird
social behavior of yourscdat
320
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:27,193
is the reason you are never
invited to the pot luck.cdat
321
00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:31,096
cdat
Nice talking to you.cdatcdat
322
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:33,066
Well, now thanks to you,cdat
323
00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:35,868
there's one neighbor
we're never gonna win over.cdat
324
00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:37,303
I'm sorry, Erniet
325
00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:39,305
but would you like
to be alive or populart
326
00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:41,908
Gee, let me think
about it.cdat
327
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:43,209
Popular.cdat
328
00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:49,148
I was just sitting there,
minding my own business,cdat
329
00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:51,617
then a tree crashed
into my kitchen.cdat
330
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,819
( all gasping )cdat
331
00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:57,290
cdat
Uh, hi. I don't believe
we've ever met.cdatcdat
332
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,758
I'm KC Cooper,
and you are?ct
333
00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:01,327
Martin Sherman.
Just moved in
a couple of weeks ago.cdat
334
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:03,596
Oh, great. How do you
like the neighborhoodt
335
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:05,498
It's fine.cdat
336
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,166
I don't really plan
on being here that long.cdat
337
00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:09,602
Oh. Interesting.cdat
338
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:12,338
So what do you do
for a living, Mr. Sherman?cdt
339
00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:15,241
That's not something
I discuss at parties.cdat
340
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:16,709
Huh.cdat
341
00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:20,613
cdat
What are you doing?
What's going on?cdatcdat
342
00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:22,315
I know why you're here.ct
343
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,950
To have a good time?cdat
344
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,151
Oh, save it.cdat
345
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,353
What are you doing
to Mr. Sherman?cdt
346
00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:29,288
He is the assassin, okay?cdat
347
00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:31,357
He's not staying here long,
he just moved here,cdat
348
00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:34,327
and he's not telling me
what he does for a living.cdt
349
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:38,631
Martin Sherman,
undertaker-embalmer.cdat
350
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:42,401
cdat
Oh, I see how that's
not really good party talk.cdt
351
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:46,172
cdat
Why'd you say
you weren't staying here long?t
352
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,007
None of us are.cdat
353
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,877
It's all just temporary.cdat
354
00:16:54,046 --> 00:16:56,982
cdat
Great. The one person
in this neighborhoodt
355
00:16:56,983 --> 00:16:58,384
who didn't have
an opinion about uscdt
356
00:16:58,384 --> 00:17:01,120
now has one,
and it's not goodt
357
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,456
Okay, I'm sorry.
Why am I the only one
in this familycdat
358
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,525
who is worried about
finding the killer?cdat
359
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:12,131
cdat
Mushrooms.
These mushrooms, guys,cdat
360
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:15,034
cdat
are killer!cdat
361
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:18,237
Yum. They are just...
delicious.cdat
362
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,853
cdatcdat
Hey, Judyt
363
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,421
Sorry I tried
to scare yout
364
00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:36,822
It's cool.cdat
365
00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:39,758
So you accept
my apology?cdat
366
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:43,830
Yeah. It's no big deal.cdat
367
00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:45,364
cdat
Then shake on it.cdat
368
00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:47,399
No, we're good.cdat
369
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,670
I insist we make it officialt
370
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:53,273
No, really, Petey,
it's all good.cdat
371
00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:55,074
Shake my hand!cdat
372
00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:00,279
cdatcdat
Fine.cdat
373
00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:18,197
cdatcdat
Really? Nothing?cdat
374
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:20,700
You might wanna see
a doctor about that.cdat
375
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:25,571
cdat
Hey, who wants
the last crab cake?cdatcdat
376
00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:26,972
By the way, stay away from
the stuffed mushrooms.cdat
377
00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:28,441
I found a fingernail in 'em.ct
378
00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:32,445
cdat
Thank you.cdatcdat
379
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,280
I can't believe
you did that.ct
380
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,481
What?cdat
381
00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:37,483
Um, in Sweden, Marisat
382
00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:39,285
it's actually rude
to take the last hors d'oeuvre.t
383
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,454
Also rude here.cdat
384
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,756
Kinda rude everywhere.cdat
385
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,491
( muffled )
Sorry.cdat
386
00:18:50,162 --> 00:18:52,931
cdatcdat
Yes, that's
much less rude.t
387
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:57,303
Marisa, I have had it
down to here with you.cdat
388
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,472
cdat
You have had it
down to here with me?cdat
389
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:03,443
Yes. You are what's known
as an ugly American,cdat
390
00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:07,313
except that clearly,
you are very attractive.cdat
391
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,415
cdat
Hotter than a pockett
392
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:14,987
But still, you are
an ugly American.cdat
393
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:19,525
cdat
Well, I want you
on the next bus to Sweden.cdat
394
00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:22,528
cdat
I kind of think
you're missing the point
395
00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:24,330
of the exchange programt
396
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:27,700
and transportation
in general.cdat
397
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:30,036
KC, we have
a crab cake emergency.cdat
398
00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:31,638
We're totally out.cdat
399
00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:33,606
and there's two hours
left of the party.cdat
400
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,842
The real question is
how much time do we have left?t
401
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:38,177
If you need crab cakes,
you should just order in somect
402
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,613
from Paul's Crab Shack
on D Street.cdat
403
00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:42,882
I would but Paul's..t
404
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,718
is actually
a great idea.cdat
405
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:47,019
Yeah, no, for sure.cdat
406
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,354
I think I have
a menu upstairst
407
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,389
You wanna come help me
find it, Yerk?cdat
408
00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:52,224
Okey-dokey.cdat
409
00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:55,360
I could've sworn we had
a menu up here.cdatcdat
410
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:58,130
I guess we threw it out
when Paul's Crab Shackcdat
411
00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:02,901
went out of business
two years ago... Yerk.cdat
412
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:04,470
cdat
Or should I say jerk?cdat
413
00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:07,039
Or should I say assassin?cdat
414
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,642
( American accent )
Wow, you caught me, KC.cdat
415
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:13,713
Looks like the party's over...
for you!cdat
416
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,424
cdatcdat
Eight ball,
corner pocket.cdat
417
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:47,046
cdatcdat
Any last words before I haul
you off to prison, sucka?cdat
418
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:48,948
cdat
Just one.cdat
419
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:51,184
- Congratulations!
- Excuse me.cdat
420
00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:53,752
- You passed your test.
- Test?cdat
421
00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,792
cdatcdat
This is a te--cdat
422
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:01,527
This is my test.cdat
423
00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:03,462
I passed my test, guys!cdat
424
00:21:12,037 --> 00:21:13,472
cdatcdat
Congratulations, KC Cooper.cdt
425
00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:15,307
You are now officiallycdat
426
00:21:15,307 --> 00:21:18,043
the youngest senior junior
special agent ever.cdat
427
00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:20,579
In your face, Sarah.cdat
428
00:21:20,579 --> 00:21:22,781
Yeah!cdat
429
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,884
I can't believe you guys
were in on this the whole time.t
430
00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:26,652
I thought you were
on to us.cdat
431
00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:28,454
I should've been.
It all makes sense now.cdat
432
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:31,457
I mean, Dad, since when
do you do yard work?cdat
433
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,092
CRAIG: Hey, it took
a lot of skillcdat
434
00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:35,494
to get that branch to
fall onto the kitchen.cdat
435
00:21:35,494 --> 00:21:39,698
KIRA: And that forced
the Goldfeders
to move in with us.cdat
436
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,102
cdat
KC: And with Mrs. G.
in my room,cdatcdat
437
00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:46,072
you guys knew
I'd be distracted.cdat
438
00:21:46,071 --> 00:21:48,507
KIRA: And moving
the pot luck to the housecdt
439
00:21:48,507 --> 00:21:51,777
made it even harder for you
to identify your target.cdt
440
00:21:51,777 --> 00:21:53,312
And then Mom tried
to throw me offcdat
441
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,914
by making those
awful stuffed mushrooms.cdat
442
00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:57,984
( forced laugh )
Yeah. That was part of it.cdt
443
00:21:59,418 --> 00:22:01,020
cdat
I still don't understandcdat
444
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:03,189
why you guys had to
make it so hard.cdat
445
00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:05,324
Because, KC,
an agent has to functioncdat
446
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,326
at a high level
even when their life
isn't perfect.cdat
447
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,829
And we needed to know
that you would pass this testct
448
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,131
even when you're tired
or stressed out or distracted,t
449
00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:13,766
and honey, you did.cdat
450
00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:15,768
The one thing
I can't figure outcdat
451
00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:18,471
is if Yerk is actually
an agent,cdat
452
00:22:18,470 --> 00:22:20,138
then whatever happened
to Marisa'scdat
453
00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:21,707
foreign exchange student?cdat
454
00:22:29,715 --> 00:22:32,184
cdatcdat
Yeah. Hot as a pocket.cdat
455
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:37,724
cdat
( Petey shrieking )cdatcdt
456
00:22:37,723 --> 00:22:40,326
Petey, if you're trying
to scare me again,cdat
457
00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:43,729
get a new bit.
It is getting old.cdat
458
00:22:43,729 --> 00:22:45,664
I have some big news.cdat
459
00:22:45,664 --> 00:22:47,533
Mom's selling our house
and we're moving.cdat
460
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:49,969
- Really?
- Yeah.cdat
461
00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:53,673
Wow. You know what?cdatcdat
462
00:22:53,672 --> 00:22:56,575
I'm actually
gonna miss you.cdat
463
00:22:56,575 --> 00:22:58,644
Don't worry.
We'll be close by.cdt
464
00:22:58,644 --> 00:23:01,914
In fact, we're moving in
with your family.cdat
465
00:23:03,315 --> 00:23:07,753
cdaI'll be with you forever.cdat
466
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cdat
( shrieking )cdatcdat
467
00:23:13,659 --> 00:23:16,629
I knew I could scare her.cdat