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cdatcdat
She looks
so beautiful.cdat
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She's a'ight.cdt
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cdat
Seasonal allergiest
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No, I always
cry at weddings.cdat
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Technically, I always cry
when I'm forced to wear a dresst
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cdat
Please be seated.cdatcdat
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cdat
Dearly beloved,cdatcdat
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I am so happy to be
invited here todaycdat
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to join these two people
together.cdat
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Joining two people?cdat
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What sick games are they
playing in this place?cdat
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Judy, it's
a metaphorical joiningt
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He's joining them
together in marriagt
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because they're
the perfect people
for each other.cdt
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Can't he join them
somewhere more comfortable?cdt
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This place can afford
a pipe organ,cdat
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but we can't get
some seat cushions up in here?t
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What are you
complaining aboutt
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Your butt is made
out of titanium.t
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Judy's right.
These seats are
tough on the butt.cdat
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And mine's just made
out of regular tushy meat.cdat
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Ernie, watch your language.
We're in a church.cdat
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Although truth be told,
I can barely feelcdat
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my right cheek.cdat
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Marriage is not to be
entered into lightly,cdat
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but with mindfulnesscdat
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that this commitment
is forever.cdat
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You know what feels
like forever?cdat
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This ceremony.cdat
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Dad, will you tell
Judy that marriage is
a beautiful part of life?cdat
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Oh, I like marriaget
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I just don't likecdat
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having to buy the happy couple
a $300 toaster.cdat
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This ring symbolizescdat
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your commitment
to each othercdat
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Why does this random dude
decide that they're married?ct
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Judy, he's not
a random dudet
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He's a kind-hearted guy
who has spent his entire lift
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dedicated to helping
the community.cdat
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cdat
( screaming )cdatcdat
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cdatcdat
Well, I guess that's worth
the price of the toaster.cdat
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cdat
Okay, so just
to be clear,cdatcdat
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you're saying that
that preachercdat
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was actually an agent
for the Other Side.cdat
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Working deep covert
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That preacher
was no preachert
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He wasn't even
ordained.cdat
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That makes no sense.cdat
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We've known him forever.cdat
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He married us,
for goodness sake.cdat
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Are you sure?cdat
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I would know.
I was there.cdat
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And I paid for itt
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Wait.cdat
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If he wasn't ordained,cdat
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then that means...cdat
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I now pronounce you
not really husbandcdat
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and not really wife.cdat
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cdat
I guess you may now kiss
anyone you want.cdatcdat
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cdat ♪ Oh, when danger
comes for you ♪cdatcdat
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♪ You know
I'll stand beside you ♪cdat
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♪ 'Cause ain't nobody
keep things hustle cool ♪cdat
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♪ I'll always find a way,
a way out of the fire ♪cdat
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cdat ♪ Don't tell nobody,
tell nobody ♪cdat
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cdat ♪ I'm not perfect ♪cdat
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♪ So many things
I wanna tell you ♪cdat
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cdat ♪ But I, I, I,
I keep it undercover ♪cdat
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cdat ♪ Livin' my life,
no way to learn ♪cdat
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♪ Doin' my thing,
gonna make it work ♪cdat
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♪ Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless ♪cdat
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♪ But I always
got your back ♪cdat
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♪ Nobody can do it
like I can ♪cdat
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♪ I gotta find out
who I am ♪cdat
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♪ Ain't got to worry
about me ♪cdat
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♪ It's all
part of the plan ♪cdat
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I keep it undercover.cdat
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I keep it
undercover.cdat
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cdatcdat
I cannot believe we are
sitting around here
like nothing even happened.cdt
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Ernie apologized,
we lit a match.cdat
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We're all moving on
with our lives.cdat
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Dad, I'm talking about
you not actually being married.t
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I call a family meeting.cdat
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If you were never
actually married,cdat
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that means our entire
lives have been a lie.cdat
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Our family's a sham.
We are a shamily.cdat
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What was your first clue?cdatcdt
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The robot sister?cdat
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KC, come on, relaxt
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We'll make it official,
go down to the courthouset
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and take care of it
tomorrow.cdat
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No, tomorrow's the deadline
for my fantasy football picks.ct
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- Craig.
- Yay, we're getting
married tomorrow!cdat
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cdat Come on, let's
go to bed.cdat
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All right.cdat
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Uh-uh-uh-uh.
Separate rooms, okay,cdat
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until you're
officially married.cdat
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Mom, you're gonna be in my room,
Dad, you bunk with Ernie.cdat
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And who's sleeping
in our room?cdat
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Me. My parents
are getting married,cdat
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I need
a good night's sleep.cdat
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cdatcdat
Oh, okay, look at
you, girl.cdat
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Is it picture day
or something?cdat
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I wish I would've known.
I'd have worn my fancy
plaid shirt.cdat
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As I have mentioned
countless times,cdt
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there is no such thing
as a fancy plaid shirtt
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cdat
And I am dressed like this
for after school.cdatcdat
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Where you going?cdat
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Formal detention?cdat
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No. I am doing
inventory at the food bank,cdt
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and I wanna look good.cdat
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Uh, Marisa, you do know
that potatoes don't have
actual eyes, right?cdat
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cdat
No, but Adam does,cdat
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and now that we are dating
and working together,cdat
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I can't go in looking
anything but my best.cdat
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Okay. As long as
the hungry get fed.cdat
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The who?cdt
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Oh... yeah!cdat
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Of course. It is
all about them.t
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cdat
Obviously.cdat
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Thanks for carrying
my books, Ernie.cdatcdat
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Any time, Akina.cdat
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Sorry you had to carry them
for a minute.cdat
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I didn't like the idea
of your bookscdat
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being inside of
the boys' bathroom.ct
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cdat
So am I supposed
to hug youcdatct
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before you get
to class or when
I pick you up aftert
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Or do we hug twicet
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Unless it's too mucht
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and you'd rather mix in
the occasional fist bumpt
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See you later.cdat
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Later as in later latert
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or later as in
you're breaking up with met
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You're so funny.cdat
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I'm not funny,
I'm worried.cdat
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cdat
Can I give you
a little dating advice, bro?ct
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Dating advice from
the famous love expert
KC Cooper?cdat
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Hey, maybe when you're done,
you can go down to
the mayor's officecdat
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and help with
the housing crisis.cdat
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Oh, wait, you don't know
anything about that either.cdat
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cdat
I do know that
Akina likes yout
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I just don't know whyt
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So forget the craziness
in your head and just enjoy it.t
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It may never
happen againt
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cdat
She's right.
I better keep Akina happy,cdt
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or I wasted a lot of money
on that bicycle built for two.t
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cdatcdat
Really romantic spot
for a wedding.cdat
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Was the mortuary
not available?cdat
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They have to get
their license.cdat
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Then it's all about
love and romance.cdat
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In fact, where are
Mom and Dad?cdat
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Forget them.
Where's Akina?cdat
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I texted her
ten minutes ago.cdat
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I was afraid of this.
It's all coming apart!cdat
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No, you're coming apart, man.
Get it together, little boy.cdat
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cdat
- Where were you guys?
- Food Warehouse.cdatcdat
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Let's move this along.
I got 12 pounds of tilapia
in the car.cdat
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Yeah, we ran out of change
so we only have ten minutes
on the meter.cdat
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Ooh, you know what?
Ask those people in front
if we can cut in.cdat
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Guys, this is
your wedding day.cdat
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Can we not put
a time limit on it?cdat
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And Dad,
what are you wearing?cdat
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These are my comfy pants.cdat
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No, those are sweat pants,
with stains on them.cdat
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Did you get a pizza
at the Food Warehouse?cdat
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Of course not.cdat
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They were giving 'em away.cdt
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Why buy it
if you can try it?cdat
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And he tried it
six times.cdatt
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Brought some of
my quick-change disguises.cdt
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cdat
Come on, guys, this is
not romantic at all.cdt
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Oh, KC, would you
just stop?cdat
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Come on, let's just
get this over witht
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You were right, KC.cdat
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This is romantic.cdat
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Next. Next!!cdatcdat
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Okay.cdat
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cdatcdat
- I object.
- Excuse me.cdat
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That's right,
I object.cdat
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I object toot
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Akina should be
here with us.ct
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She's practically familyt
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Guys, this is not how
it's supposed to go.cdatct
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KC, I thought this
is what you wantedt
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No. I want you guys
to have a real wedding.cdat
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cdat
A big one with dresses,cdat
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and flowers and music
and a real preacher,cdat
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and our friends
and family to be there.cdat
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I don't even care
if you don't wanna do it,cdat
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because like you two are
gonna say to each other later,t
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I do.cdat
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cdatcdat
Hey, Dad, I've been making
arrangements for the wedding,ct
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but before I finalize
anything,cdat
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you have to ask Pops
for Mom's hand in marriage.cdt
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Why? I already
got her hand,cdat
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and her foot
and everything in between.cdt
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It's tradition.cdat
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( muffled ) Fine.
I'll shoot him an email.cdat
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No need. Okay?cdat
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- Pops!
- Yeah?cdat
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cdat
( muffled ) What the heck
are you doing here?cdatcdt
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And howdy do
to you, too.cdat
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KC's saying you got
an important question.cdat
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Let me guess.cdat
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How do you get salsa stains
out of sweat pants?cdat
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Because the answer is you can't.
You gotta buy new pants.cdat
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Go ahead, Dad. Ask Pops
your important question.cdat
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Fine. May I have your permission
to marry Kira/cdat
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It doesn't sound like
you very excitedcdat
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about making an honest woman
of my daughter.cdat
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Yeah, Dad,
put down the nachos.cdatct
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Stand up,
tuck in your shirtt
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do it nicet
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Fine. Pops.cdat
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Excuse me.
What did you call me?cdat
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( rueful chuckle )cdat
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- Mr. King.
- Yeah, yeah.cdat
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Would you please
do me the honorcdat
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of giving me your
daughter's hand in marriage?ct
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I don't know.
I'm not sure you're
the right man for her.cdat
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You were sure 20 years agot
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Actually, I wasn't,
but I got outvoted.cdat
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- Are you kidding me?
- Dad.cdat
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Before I answer,cdat
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where do you see yourself
in 20 years?cdat
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Not on my knees, begging you
to marry my own wife.cdat
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I don't like your attitude,
not-so-young man.cdat
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cdat
Didn't like it then,
don't like it now.cdatcdat
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I'm not sure you're
good enough for my daughter.cdat
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I may not be good enought
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but all her clothes
are already here,ct
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so can we wrap this upt
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Dad, you are asking for
the love of your life's
hand in marriage.cdat
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You are not ordering
a taco from a taco truck.cdat
235
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And if he did get a taco,
it'd probably just end upcdat
236
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all over his sweatpants.cdat
237
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Is that a yest
238
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I don't know.
I'm not surecdat
239
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I like the idea of
my daughter marrying a spy.
It's dangerous work.cdat
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You better say yes,
old man,cdat
241
00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:59,492
or you're gonna
see dangerous.cdat
242
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:02,862
Are you threatening
El Dorado?cdat
243
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cdat
Pops, just give him
a break.cdatcdat
244
00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,804
All right, take her.
She's yours.cdat
245
00:11:10,803 --> 00:11:12,271
That was so romantict
246
00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:14,508
Oh, man, I forgot
to record it.cdat
247
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,576
Can you guys do that
one more time?cdat
248
00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:24,651
cdatcdat
Look, my parents deserve
the best wedding money can buy,t
249
00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:26,686
but I am not paying extra
for pigs in a blanket.cdat
250
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,155
I don't even eat the pigs.
I just need the blankets.cdat
251
00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:31,290
You have got to bring
the cost down.cdat
252
00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:33,226
No, absolutely not.cdat
253
00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:36,229
Cutting the Viennese
dessert table is not an option.t
254
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It is a must-have.cdat
255
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,900
Like the fireworks
and the horse-drawn carriage.ct
256
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:42,869
Come on, give me
your best price.cdatcdat
257
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,071
What is the bottom line?cdat
258
00:11:45,071 --> 00:11:49,042
Mm-mm, that is
way too many commas.cdat
259
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:52,679
cdat
Fine. Cancel Michael Bublé.cdt
260
00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:56,249
Wow. Planning a wedding
isn't stressful at all.cdat
261
00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:58,017
It's gonna be
all worth it.cdat
262
00:11:58,017 --> 00:12:00,520
Actually, I'm really excited
about this wedding.cdat
263
00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:03,056
Oh, George.
George, over heret
264
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,761
cdat
Thank yout
265
00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:11,998
Uh, you're now receiving
your online shopping deliveriest
266
00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:14,534
cdat
in the cafeteria?cdat
267
00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:18,038
I didn't wanna be rude
and do it during French class.t
268
00:12:18,037 --> 00:12:20,773
I'm assuming that is a present
for my parents' wedding.cdat
269
00:12:20,773 --> 00:12:22,942
No, the invitation said
no gifts.cdat
270
00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:24,710
Actually, it didn't.cdat
271
00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:26,980
Well, mine did.
I penciled it in.cdat
272
00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:32,385
cdat
This is my new outfit
for work today.cdatcdat
273
00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,287
Adam has seen
all my other clothes.cdat
274
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,923
I don't know how much longer
me and my mom's credit cardcdt
275
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,691
can keep this up.cdat
276
00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:41,360
Here's an idea, Marisa.
Don't keep it up.cdat
277
00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:44,264
Either he likes you for you
or he doesn't.cdat
278
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,299
No amount of cute outfits in
the world's gonna change that.t
279
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:49,102
Sh. Not in front
of the clothes.cdat
280
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:52,572
Marisa, there's only
one way to know for sure.cdat
281
00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:54,741
You're right. Tell him
I'm moving to Argentina,cdat
282
00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:56,476
see if he visits me
during spring break.cdat
283
00:12:56,476 --> 00:13:00,380
Okay, there's only
two ways to know for sure.cdt
284
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:03,049
But before you ship him
off to South America,cdat
285
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:05,051
let's try my idea first.cdat
286
00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:06,886
Just show up to work
with greasy hair,cdat
287
00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:09,489
no makeup, and your
plain most boring outfit.cdat
288
00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:11,992
Why can't I just
move to Argentina?cdat
289
00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:13,392
Marisa, think of it
as a test.cdat
290
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,295
A love test.cdat
291
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:19,900
Fine. But why is your solution
to everything to take a test?ct
292
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:23,770
cdat
Uh-uh-uh-uh.cdatcdat
293
00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:25,905
Let your man get that.cdat
294
00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:30,009
cdat
For milady.cdatcdat
295
00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:31,744
Here comes the choo-choo.cdat
296
00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:34,847
Thanks. I'm not
hungry anymore.cdat
297
00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:36,849
I gotta go
stop by the library.cdat
298
00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:39,018
Stop right there!cdat
299
00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:47,993
cdatcdat
Milady.cdat
300
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,929
Why'd you do that?cdat
301
00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:51,998
So you don't get
your shoes dirtyt
302
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:55,435
Well, I could've just
walked around it,cdat
303
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,804
like a normal person.cdat
304
00:13:57,804 --> 00:13:59,606
Anyway, call me later.cdat
305
00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:08,315
cdatcdat
Hey, Akina.cdat
306
00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:10,016
It's later.cdat
307
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:13,253
So... how you doing?cdat
308
00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:23,129
cdatcdat
What did those roses
ever do to you?cdat
309
00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:25,298
Watch and learn, Judy.cdat
310
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,700
I am setting the stage
for the perfect proposal.cdat
311
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,869
Dad will say
something romantic,cdat
312
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,204
Mom will cry,
and then they'll kiss.cdat
313
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,239
And then I'll vomit.cdat
314
00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:34,941
Just keep it
off the petals.cdat
315
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:40,313
Hey, KC, what did
those roses ever do to you?cdt
316
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,048
cdat
I am setting
a romantic atmospherecdat
317
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,883
for you to propose
to Mom.cdat
318
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,486
Propose? Oh, honey,
this whole wedding thingcdat
319
00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:48,989
- is getting
out of control.
- And expensive.cdat
320
00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:51,491
Hey, I cancelled
Michael Bublé.cdat
321
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:54,060
There is nothing left
to scale back on.cdat
322
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,262
I demand
a proper proposal.cdat
323
00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:58,498
Like a dog
with a bone.cdt
324
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,268
cdat
All right,
stand in the middle.cdatcdat
325
00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:04,704
Now hold hands.
Hold hands, go ahead.cdat
326
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:06,005
There we go.cdat
327
00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:07,440
Judy, lights to
position two.cdat
328
00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:16,282
cdatcdat
All right, now, Dad,
three, two, one. Dazzle us.cdt
329
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:21,253
cdat
So Kira, what
do you say we-t
330
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,189
Wait!cdat
331
00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:25,258
You need to get down
on one knee.cdat
332
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:29,362
Child, I am not getting
down on one knee.cdat
333
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:32,432
cdat
If he does, he might not
get back up again.cdat
334
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:35,768
cdat
Good point.cdatcdat
335
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,903
- Honey, why don't you
crouch a little?
- For you.cdat
336
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:39,973
What is wrong
with you people?cdat
337
00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:41,440
I am trying to make
this weddingcdat
338
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,109
as memorable
as the first one.cdat
339
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,111
Please. Who remembers
that day?cdat
340
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,779
It's all a blurt
341
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,315
Excuse me?cdat
342
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,186
cdat
You don't remember
our wedding day?cdatcdat
343
00:15:58,424 --> 00:16:01,160
cdatcdat
Not really.cdat
344
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,928
It was a long
time ago, babyt
345
00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:05,565
I mean, do you at least
remember what you said to mecdat
346
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:08,134
after I walked
down the aisle?cdat
347
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,169
Of course.cdat
348
00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:13,072
I said, "Is that
what you're wearing?t
349
00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:14,273
( laughing t
350
00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:15,975
Oh.cdat
351
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,944
So what, this is just
a big joke to you?cdat
352
00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:20,346
Uh, Judy,
back to one, please.cdat
353
00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:23,850
You said that you would
never forget that moment,cdatcdt
354
00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,518
but apparently,
you have.cdat
355
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,320
Sweetie, are you gonna make
a big deal outta this?cdat
356
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,522
Are you gonna remember it
if I do?cdat
357
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,157
Uh, first song.cdat
358
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,992
You guys have not picked
a first song yet.cdat
359
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,360
The most important day
of our livescdat
360
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,195
meant nothing to you.cdat
361
00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:39,165
Any song will do.
Anything but Michael Bublé.cdt
362
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,334
Kira, enough
is enough.ct
363
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,203
"Enough Is Enough."cdat
364
00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:44,537
I've never heard that one,
but you know what?cdat
365
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,706
If you like it,
I like it, too.cdat
366
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,374
Enough is enough?cdat
367
00:16:48,374 --> 00:16:50,543
For your information, Craig,cdat
368
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:53,346
I happen to remember
every detail like it
happened yesterday.cdat
369
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,181
Baby, this is sillyt
370
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:57,350
You know what?
If it's so silly,cdat
371
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,185
then why don't we just
call the whole thing off?cdat
372
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,187
- If that's what
you want, fine.
- Fine!cdat
373
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,523
Thank you, KC.cdat
374
00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:06,960
cdat
Yeah. Thanks
a lot, KC.cdatcdt
375
00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:13,666
cdat
Well, he didn't say
anything romantic,t
376
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:16,903
they didn't kiss,
but she sure did cryt
377
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:29,515
cdatcdat
Hello.cdat
378
00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:32,084
Is something wrong?cdat
379
00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:33,852
Oh, no.cdat
380
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:36,322
Everything is great.cdt
381
00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:38,858
Except me and Adam
are no longer a couplet
382
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:41,661
Oh. I'm really sorry
about that, Marisa.
What happened?cdat
383
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,663
I'll tell you
what happened.ct
384
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,598
I took your advicet
385
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,700
I didn't dress up for workt
386
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,402
I didn't wash my hairt
387
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,004
I didn't put on makeupt
388
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,571
and I wore overallst
389
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:56,242
That's right.
Overalls.cdat
390
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,511
What happened?
He broke up with youcdat
391
00:17:58,511 --> 00:17:59,712
because he thought
you looked terrible?cdat
392
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:01,681
No. Worse.cdat
393
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:04,384
He told me that I have
never looked cuter.cdt
394
00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:06,619
And how is that
a bad thing?cdat
395
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:08,921
How am I supposed
to date someonecdat
396
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,724
who does not appreciate
my fabulous sense of style,cdt
397
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:14,694
and how much work I put
into looking good.cdat
398
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:17,564
It's over.
Thanks a lot, KC.cdat
399
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:20,132
Thanks a lot, KC.cdat
400
00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:22,101
What did I do?cdat
401
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,370
Thanks to you, Akina's
no longer interested.cdat
402
00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:25,705
And how is that
my fault?cdat
403
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,473
You were the one
who told me to actcdat
404
00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:29,208
like this may never
happen again.cdat
405
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:30,276
And guess what.
Now it won't.cdat
406
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,078
Look, relax, okayt
407
00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:33,413
If you want my advice
on how to get her back-t
408
00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:35,481
No. Keep your advice
to yourself.cdat
409
00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:38,484
- You're a jinx.
A love jinx.
- That is ridiculous.cdat
410
00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:41,420
Doesn't sound
ridiculous to met
411
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:43,455
You know what?
There is nothing saddercdat
412
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,892
than two people who blame
their failed relationshipscdt
413
00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:47,059
on someone else.cdat
414
00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:48,394
If you want my advice--cdat
415
00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:50,796
BOTH: We don't!cdat
416
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:54,066
cdat
Stay away from her,
you two.cdatct
417
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:55,501
She's a love jinx.cdat
418
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:57,203
A love jinx!cdat
419
00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:03,175
cdatcdat
CRAIG: Hey, here's a proposal.t
420
00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:05,344
How about you
sleep on the coucht
421
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:07,513
So is fighting like
cats and dogscdat
422
00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:09,248
a part of romance?cdat
423
00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:11,450
They're not fightingt
424
00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:14,987
Dad is just, you know,
trying to make things
unpredictable.cdat
425
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,622
That is how you keep
romance alive.cdat
426
00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:19,125
KIRA: I could sleep on
the kitchen countercdat
427
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:21,361
with the disposal running,
and it would still be quieterct
428
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:23,829
than your snoring.cdat
429
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,365
And Mom is just offering
him some feedbackcdat
430
00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:29,134
on a possible
health issuet
431
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,471
Okay, who am I kiddingt
432
00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:33,706
Ernie's right,
I'm a love jinxt
433
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:35,641
But you know what?
I have got to fix
things with my parentst
434
00:19:35,641 --> 00:19:37,810
Watch and learn.cdat
435
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,445
( clears throat )cdat
436
00:19:39,445 --> 00:19:41,781
Mom, quick.
I need your help.cdat
437
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,983
Twisted my ankle.cdat
438
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:46,886
Ow. A couple more "W's."
Send.cdat
439
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:50,623
Dad, Ernie's trying
to cook again.cdat
440
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:53,626
- KC, I got your text.
- Ernie, get away from the ovent
441
00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:58,564
cdat
I see your ankle's
all right.cdatcdat
442
00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:00,699
Uh-uh. Guyst
443
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,136
You need to talk to
each other and work this out.ct
444
00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:05,571
I have nothing to say
to this man.cdat
445
00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:08,974
And this man has
nothing to hear
from that womant
446
00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:11,143
Guys, you should not
be fighting like thist
447
00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:12,478
This isn't you.cdat
448
00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:13,913
Look, it's my fault.cdat
449
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:15,481
I got upset
when I realizedcdat
450
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:16,816
you guys weren't
technically married,cdat
451
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:18,918
because out of
all the people in the world,ct
452
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,720
you guys are
the perfect married couple.cdt
453
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,422
You're the perfect
parents.cdat
454
00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:24,356
I think of building a life
with someone one day,cdat
455
00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:26,358
and I want my marriage
to be just like yours.cdat
456
00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:29,161
The only reason I wanted
to have this big, beautiful
ceremonycdat
457
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:31,230
is 'cause I love
and respect you guys so much.ct
458
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,366
I just wanted you guys
to have cakecdat
459
00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:36,001
and dresses and a party.cdat
460
00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:39,037
I wanted everything to be
just like the first daycdat
461
00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:40,740
you walked down the aisle.cdt
462
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,442
And I wanted it
to mean something.cdat
463
00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:45,444
It meant something
the first time.cdat
464
00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:48,180
The moment I saw your mother
walk down that aisle,cdat
465
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:51,517
I knew in my heart
I was hers forever.ct
466
00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:54,453
You gave me
that little wink.ct
467
00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:56,555
You remembered.cdat
468
00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:58,390
Of course I rememberedt
469
00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:00,425
It was the best moment
of my life.cdat
470
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,295
The moment my life
truly started.cdt
471
00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:04,696
That's exactly what
you said that day.cdat
472
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:07,333
Oh, right. Gotchat
473
00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:15,307
cdatcdat
Kira.cdat
474
00:21:15,307 --> 00:21:20,045
I have loved loving you
these past 20 years,cdt
475
00:21:20,045 --> 00:21:22,281
cdat
and I don't intend
to ever stop.cdat
476
00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:26,652
Will you marry me...
again?cdatcdat
477
00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:29,155
I will.cdat
478
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:34,894
cdat
See that?
Dad said something romantic,ct
479
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:36,963
and now they're kissing
just like I said.cdat
480
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:41,134
cdat
Judy, are you cryingt
481
00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:47,239
cdat
No. My orbital socket
is leaking.cdatcdat
482
00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:50,509
cdat
It's a...
manufacturer's defect.cdat
483
00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:58,150
cdatcdat
Dearly beloved,cdat
484
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,586
we are gathered
here today,cdat
485
00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:03,222
against my better judgment,cdt
486
00:22:05,524 --> 00:22:08,527
cdat
Heck of a turnoutt
487
00:22:08,527 --> 00:22:10,963
Look, a guy just got
arrested here.cdat
488
00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:13,165
Technically,
it's still a crime scene.cdat
489
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:17,636
Kira, do you take Craig
to be your husband,cdat
490
00:22:17,636 --> 00:22:21,940
cdat
knowing everything
you already know?cdat
491
00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:25,211
cdat
- Daddy.
I do.
- Oh.cdat
492
00:22:26,478 --> 00:22:28,814
cdat
- Craig.
- Yes.cdatcdat
493
00:22:28,814 --> 00:22:30,516
Do you take Kira
to make youcdat
494
00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:32,651
the luckiest man
on Earth?cdat
495
00:22:32,651 --> 00:22:37,222
I do, I definitely do.cdat
496
00:22:37,223 --> 00:22:39,292
cdat
Oh.cdat
497
00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:43,663
cdat
Then by the power
vested in me,cdatcdat
498
00:22:43,662 --> 00:22:47,199
I pronounce you
husband and wife.cdat
499
00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:50,670
cdat
( watch chiming )cdatcdat
500
00:22:50,669 --> 00:22:52,971
Uh-oh.cdat
501
00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:54,841
Looks like we're gonna
have to honeymoon in Luxemburg.t
502
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,175
We just got a mission.cdat
503
00:22:56,175 --> 00:22:57,843
- Kids.
- Bye.cdat
504
00:22:57,843 --> 00:23:00,312
- Pops.
- Yeah.cdat
505
00:23:00,312 --> 00:23:01,713
I didn't know
you were ordained.cdat
506
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:02,915
Did you do it
over the internet?cdat
507
00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:05,384
Ordained over the internet?cdt
508
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,620
No. I just repeated what
people always say on TV.cdat
509
00:23:09,588 --> 00:23:12,224
Then that means
they're not really married.cdatt
510
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,893
Someone grab a minister.
We're moving this party
to Luxemburg.cdat
511
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,596
Let's go.cdat