1 00:00:00,133 --> 00:00:02,836 cdatcdat ♪ 2 00:00:11,778 --> 00:00:13,179 cdatcdat She looks so beautiful.cdat 3 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:14,882 She's a'ight.cdt 4 00:00:17,050 --> 00:00:18,818 cdat Seasonal allergiest 5 00:00:18,819 --> 00:00:21,188 No, I always cry at weddings.cdat 6 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:25,025 Technically, I always cry when I'm forced to wear a dresst 7 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,262 cdat Please be seated.cdatcdat 8 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:32,332 cdat Dearly beloved,cdatcdat 9 00:00:32,332 --> 00:00:35,569 I am so happy to be invited here todaycdat 10 00:00:35,569 --> 00:00:38,372 to join these two people together.cdat 11 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:40,207 Joining two people?cdat 12 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:44,144 What sick games are they playing in this place?cdat 13 00:00:44,144 --> 00:00:45,979 cdat Judy, it's a metaphorical joiningt 14 00:00:45,979 --> 00:00:48,148 He's joining them together in marriagt 15 00:00:48,148 --> 00:00:49,850 because they're the perfect people for each other.cdt 16 00:00:49,850 --> 00:00:52,853 Can't he join them somewhere more comfortable?cdt 17 00:00:52,853 --> 00:00:54,588 This place can afford a pipe organ,cdat 18 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:57,157 but we can't get some seat cushions up in here?t 19 00:00:57,157 --> 00:00:59,426 What are you complaining aboutt 20 00:00:59,426 --> 00:01:01,395 Your butt is made out of titanium.t 21 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:03,998 Judy's right. These seats are tough on the butt.cdat 22 00:01:03,997 --> 00:01:06,700 And mine's just made out of regular tushy meat.cdat 23 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:09,236 Ernie, watch your language. We're in a church.cdat 24 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:11,238 Although truth be told, I can barely feelcdat 25 00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:13,574 my right cheek.cdat 26 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:16,444 Marriage is not to be entered into lightly,cdat 27 00:01:16,443 --> 00:01:18,412 but with mindfulnesscdat 28 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:20,781 that this commitment is forever.cdat 29 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:22,883 You know what feels like forever?cdat 30 00:01:22,883 --> 00:01:24,451 This ceremony.cdat 31 00:01:26,353 --> 00:01:28,622 Dad, will you tell Judy that marriage is a beautiful part of life?cdat 32 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:30,124 Oh, I like marriaget 33 00:01:30,123 --> 00:01:31,458 I just don't likecdat 34 00:01:31,458 --> 00:01:33,260 having to buy the happy couple a $300 toaster.cdat 35 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:36,029 This ring symbolizescdat 36 00:01:36,029 --> 00:01:38,198 your commitment to each othercdat 37 00:01:38,198 --> 00:01:41,201 Why does this random dude decide that they're married?ct 38 00:01:41,201 --> 00:01:43,470 Judy, he's not a random dudet 39 00:01:43,470 --> 00:01:46,273 He's a kind-hearted guy who has spent his entire lift 40 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:48,375 dedicated to helping the community.cdat 41 00:01:50,210 --> 00:01:51,712 cdat ( screaming )cdatcdat 42 00:02:05,425 --> 00:02:09,229 cdatcdat Well, I guess that's worth the price of the toaster.cdat 43 00:02:11,398 --> 00:02:13,634 cdat Okay, so just to be clear,cdatcdat 44 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,436 you're saying that that preachercdat 45 00:02:15,435 --> 00:02:17,938 was actually an agent for the Other Side.cdat 46 00:02:17,938 --> 00:02:19,406 Working deep covert 47 00:02:19,406 --> 00:02:21,441 That preacher was no preachert 48 00:02:21,441 --> 00:02:22,976 He wasn't even ordained.cdat 49 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,578 That makes no sense.cdat 50 00:02:24,578 --> 00:02:26,280 We've known him forever.cdat 51 00:02:26,279 --> 00:02:27,580 He married us, for goodness sake.cdat 52 00:02:27,581 --> 00:02:28,949 Are you sure?cdat 53 00:02:28,949 --> 00:02:32,319 I would know. I was there.cdat 54 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:34,321 And I paid for itt 55 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:36,523 Wait.cdat 56 00:02:36,523 --> 00:02:38,358 If he wasn't ordained,cdat 57 00:02:38,358 --> 00:02:40,627 then that means...cdat 58 00:02:40,627 --> 00:02:42,462 I now pronounce you not really husbandcdat 59 00:02:42,462 --> 00:02:44,364 and not really wife.cdat 60 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:51,205 cdat I guess you may now kiss anyone you want.cdatcdat 61 00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:56,176 cdat ♪ Oh, when danger comes for you ♪cdatcdat 62 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:59,146 ♪ You know I'll stand beside you ♪cdat 63 00:02:59,146 --> 00:03:03,050 ♪ 'Cause ain't nobody keep things hustle cool ♪cdat 64 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:07,454 ♪ I'll always find a way, a way out of the fire ♪cdat 65 00:03:07,454 --> 00:03:11,458 cdat ♪ Don't tell nobody, tell nobody ♪cdat 66 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:13,193 cdat ♪ I'm not perfect ♪cdat 67 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:17,197 ♪ So many things I wanna tell you ♪cdat 68 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:21,201 cdat ♪ But I, I, I, I keep it undercover ♪cdat 69 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,203 cdat ♪ Livin' my life, no way to learn ♪cdat 70 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,405 ♪ Doin' my thing, gonna make it work ♪cdat 71 00:03:25,405 --> 00:03:27,841 ♪ Know I'm the realest, baby, I'm fearless ♪cdat 72 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:29,910 ♪ But I always got your back ♪cdat 73 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:31,812 ♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪cdat 74 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:34,014 ♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪cdat 75 00:03:34,014 --> 00:03:36,717 ♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪cdat 76 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,252 ♪ It's all part of the plan ♪cdat 77 00:03:38,251 --> 00:03:40,587 I keep it undercover.cdat 78 00:03:40,587 --> 00:03:42,222 I keep it undercover.cdat 79 00:03:48,361 --> 00:03:50,897 cdatcdat I cannot believe we are sitting around here like nothing even happened.cdt 80 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:53,733 Ernie apologized, we lit a match.cdat 81 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:56,537 We're all moving on with our lives.cdat 82 00:03:56,536 --> 00:03:58,605 Dad, I'm talking about you not actually being married.t 83 00:03:58,605 --> 00:04:00,440 I call a family meeting.cdat 84 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:01,841 If you were never actually married,cdat 85 00:04:01,842 --> 00:04:03,544 that means our entire lives have been a lie.cdat 86 00:04:03,543 --> 00:04:05,945 Our family's a sham. We are a shamily.cdat 87 00:04:07,347 --> 00:04:08,849 What was your first clue?cdatcdt 88 00:04:08,849 --> 00:04:11,452 The robot sister?cdat 89 00:04:11,451 --> 00:04:13,453 KC, come on, relaxt 90 00:04:13,453 --> 00:04:15,622 We'll make it official, go down to the courthouset 91 00:04:15,622 --> 00:04:17,357 and take care of it tomorrow.cdat 92 00:04:17,357 --> 00:04:19,426 No, tomorrow's the deadline for my fantasy football picks.ct 93 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:22,496 - Craig. - Yay, we're getting married tomorrow!cdat 94 00:04:23,563 --> 00:04:25,065 cdat Come on, let's go to bed.cdat 95 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:26,600 All right.cdat 96 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,269 Uh-uh-uh-uh. Separate rooms, okay,cdat 97 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,071 until you're officially married.cdat 98 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:32,973 Mom, you're gonna be in my room, Dad, you bunk with Ernie.cdat 99 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:34,308 And who's sleeping in our room?cdat 100 00:04:34,307 --> 00:04:36,242 Me. My parents are getting married,cdat 101 00:04:36,243 --> 00:04:38,378 I need a good night's sleep.cdat 102 00:04:42,649 --> 00:04:44,584 cdatcdat Oh, okay, look at you, girl.cdat 103 00:04:44,584 --> 00:04:46,820 Is it picture day or something?cdat 104 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:49,222 I wish I would've known. I'd have worn my fancy plaid shirt.cdat 105 00:04:49,222 --> 00:04:52,258 As I have mentioned countless times,cdt 106 00:04:52,259 --> 00:04:55,329 there is no such thing as a fancy plaid shirtt 107 00:04:56,596 --> 00:04:58,631 cdat And I am dressed like this for after school.cdatcdat 108 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:01,068 Where you going?cdat 109 00:05:01,067 --> 00:05:03,336 Formal detention?cdat 110 00:05:03,336 --> 00:05:04,904 No. I am doing inventory at the food bank,cdt 111 00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:07,141 and I wanna look good.cdat 112 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:11,478 Uh, Marisa, you do know that potatoes don't have actual eyes, right?cdat 113 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:13,513 cdat No, but Adam does,cdat 114 00:05:13,513 --> 00:05:16,349 and now that we are dating and working together,cdat 115 00:05:16,349 --> 00:05:18,585 I can't go in looking anything but my best.cdat 116 00:05:18,585 --> 00:05:21,354 Okay. As long as the hungry get fed.cdat 117 00:05:21,354 --> 00:05:22,956 The who?cdt 118 00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:25,525 Oh... yeah!cdat 119 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:29,129 Of course. It is all about them.t 120 00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:31,231 cdat Obviously.cdat 121 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:34,635 Thanks for carrying my books, Ernie.cdatcdat 122 00:05:34,634 --> 00:05:36,669 Any time, Akina.cdat 123 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,172 Sorry you had to carry them for a minute.cdat 124 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:39,506 I didn't like the idea of your bookscdat 125 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:41,508 being inside of the boys' bathroom.ct 126 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:44,778 cdat So am I supposed to hug youcdatct 127 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:47,314 before you get to class or when I pick you up aftert 128 00:05:47,314 --> 00:05:48,782 Or do we hug twicet 129 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:50,550 Unless it's too mucht 130 00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:52,385 and you'd rather mix in the occasional fist bumpt 131 00:05:52,385 --> 00:05:53,887 See you later.cdat 132 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:55,989 Later as in later latert 133 00:05:55,989 --> 00:05:57,858 or later as in you're breaking up with met 134 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:59,326 You're so funny.cdat 135 00:05:59,326 --> 00:06:02,095 I'm not funny, I'm worried.cdat 136 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:06,232 cdat Can I give you a little dating advice, bro?ct 137 00:06:06,233 --> 00:06:09,636 Dating advice from the famous love expert KC Cooper?cdat 138 00:06:09,636 --> 00:06:12,539 Hey, maybe when you're done, you can go down to the mayor's officecdat 139 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:14,574 and help with the housing crisis.cdat 140 00:06:14,574 --> 00:06:16,776 Oh, wait, you don't know anything about that either.cdat 141 00:06:18,578 --> 00:06:20,580 cdat I do know that Akina likes yout 142 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:23,383 I just don't know whyt 143 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,652 So forget the craziness in your head and just enjoy it.t 144 00:06:25,652 --> 00:06:26,920 It may never happen againt 145 00:06:30,156 --> 00:06:32,592 cdat She's right. I better keep Akina happy,cdt 146 00:06:32,592 --> 00:06:36,062 or I wasted a lot of money on that bicycle built for two.t 147 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,670 cdatcdat Really romantic spot for a wedding.cdat 148 00:06:43,670 --> 00:06:46,773 Was the mortuary not available?cdat 149 00:06:46,773 --> 00:06:49,009 They have to get their license.cdat 150 00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:51,411 Then it's all about love and romance.cdat 151 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,947 In fact, where are Mom and Dad?cdat 152 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:55,615 Forget them. Where's Akina?cdat 153 00:06:55,615 --> 00:06:57,617 I texted her ten minutes ago.cdat 154 00:06:57,617 --> 00:07:00,186 I was afraid of this. It's all coming apart!cdat 155 00:07:00,186 --> 00:07:03,790 No, you're coming apart, man. Get it together, little boy.cdat 156 00:07:05,058 --> 00:07:08,228 cdat - Where were you guys? - Food Warehouse.cdatcdat 157 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:11,631 Let's move this along. I got 12 pounds of tilapia in the car.cdat 158 00:07:11,631 --> 00:07:15,034 Yeah, we ran out of change so we only have ten minutes on the meter.cdat 159 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:17,638 Ooh, you know what? Ask those people in front if we can cut in.cdat 160 00:07:17,637 --> 00:07:19,739 Guys, this is your wedding day.cdat 161 00:07:19,739 --> 00:07:21,808 Can we not put a time limit on it?cdat 162 00:07:21,808 --> 00:07:23,310 And Dad, what are you wearing?cdat 163 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:25,879 These are my comfy pants.cdat 164 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:29,483 No, those are sweat pants, with stains on them.cdat 165 00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:30,650 Did you get a pizza at the Food Warehouse?cdat 166 00:07:30,650 --> 00:07:32,719 Of course not.cdat 167 00:07:32,719 --> 00:07:34,921 They were giving 'em away.cdt 168 00:07:34,921 --> 00:07:36,990 Why buy it if you can try it?cdat 169 00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:41,160 And he tried it six times.cdatt 170 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:43,664 Brought some of my quick-change disguises.cdt 171 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,969 cdat Come on, guys, this is not romantic at all.cdt 172 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,671 Oh, KC, would you just stop?cdat 173 00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:52,238 Come on, let's just get this over witht 174 00:07:52,238 --> 00:07:53,773 You were right, KC.cdat 175 00:07:53,773 --> 00:07:55,675 This is romantic.cdat 176 00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:58,612 Next. Next!!cdatcdat 177 00:07:58,611 --> 00:08:00,379 Okay.cdat 178 00:08:15,295 --> 00:08:17,864 cdatcdat - I object. - Excuse me.cdat 179 00:08:17,864 --> 00:08:19,866 That's right, I object.cdat 180 00:08:19,866 --> 00:08:21,267 I object toot 181 00:08:21,267 --> 00:08:23,469 Akina should be here with us.ct 182 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:24,838 She's practically familyt 183 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,508 Guys, this is not how it's supposed to go.cdatct 184 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,043 KC, I thought this is what you wantedt 185 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:33,680 No. I want you guys to have a real wedding.cdat 186 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,782 cdat A big one with dresses,cdat 187 00:08:35,782 --> 00:08:37,951 and flowers and music and a real preacher,cdat 188 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:39,886 and our friends and family to be there.cdat 189 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:41,721 I don't even care if you don't wanna do it,cdat 190 00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:43,890 because like you two are gonna say to each other later,t 191 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:45,291 I do.cdat 192 00:08:58,071 --> 00:09:00,473 cdatcdat Hey, Dad, I've been making arrangements for the wedding,ct 193 00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:02,709 but before I finalize anything,cdat 194 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:05,245 you have to ask Pops for Mom's hand in marriage.cdt 195 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:07,681 Why? I already got her hand,cdat 196 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:09,582 and her foot and everything in between.cdt 197 00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:11,384 It's tradition.cdat 198 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:14,254 ( muffled ) Fine. I'll shoot him an email.cdat 199 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:16,523 No need. Okay?cdat 200 00:09:16,523 --> 00:09:18,458 - Pops! - Yeah?cdat 201 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:23,196 cdat ( muffled ) What the heck are you doing here?cdatcdt 202 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:26,332 And howdy do to you, too.cdat 203 00:09:26,332 --> 00:09:28,401 KC's saying you got an important question.cdat 204 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,203 Let me guess.cdat 205 00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:32,172 How do you get salsa stains out of sweat pants?cdat 206 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:35,208 Because the answer is you can't. You gotta buy new pants.cdat 207 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:38,778 Go ahead, Dad. Ask Pops your important question.cdat 208 00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:41,414 Fine. May I have your permission to marry Kira/cdat 209 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,616 It doesn't sound like you very excitedcdat 210 00:09:43,616 --> 00:09:45,818 about making an honest woman of my daughter.cdat 211 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:50,090 Yeah, Dad, put down the nachos.cdatct 212 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,725 Stand up, tuck in your shirtt 213 00:09:51,724 --> 00:09:53,559 do it nicet 214 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:55,529 Fine. Pops.cdat 215 00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:57,797 Excuse me. What did you call me?cdat 216 00:09:57,797 --> 00:10:00,233 ( rueful chuckle )cdat 217 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:03,803 - Mr. King. - Yeah, yeah.cdat 218 00:10:03,803 --> 00:10:06,372 Would you please do me the honorcdat 219 00:10:06,372 --> 00:10:08,741 of giving me your daughter's hand in marriage?ct 220 00:10:08,741 --> 00:10:11,811 I don't know. I'm not sure you're the right man for her.cdat 221 00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:13,579 You were sure 20 years agot 222 00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:16,883 Actually, I wasn't, but I got outvoted.cdat 223 00:10:16,883 --> 00:10:18,651 - Are you kidding me? - Dad.cdat 224 00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:20,419 Before I answer,cdat 225 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:22,756 where do you see yourself in 20 years?cdat 226 00:10:22,755 --> 00:10:25,925 Not on my knees, begging you to marry my own wife.cdat 227 00:10:25,925 --> 00:10:29,395 I don't like your attitude, not-so-young man.cdat 228 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:32,298 cdat Didn't like it then, don't like it now.cdatcdat 229 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:33,299 I'm not sure you're good enough for my daughter.cdat 230 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:35,568 I may not be good enought 231 00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:37,603 but all her clothes are already here,ct 232 00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:39,806 so can we wrap this upt 233 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:42,409 Dad, you are asking for the love of your life's hand in marriage.cdat 234 00:10:42,408 --> 00:10:44,810 You are not ordering a taco from a taco truck.cdat 235 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,813 And if he did get a taco, it'd probably just end upcdat 236 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:49,249 all over his sweatpants.cdat 237 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:50,984 Is that a yest 238 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,153 I don't know. I'm not surecdat 239 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,789 I like the idea of my daughter marrying a spy. It's dangerous work.cdat 240 00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:57,590 You better say yes, old man,cdat 241 00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:59,492 or you're gonna see dangerous.cdat 242 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:02,862 Are you threatening El Dorado?cdat 243 00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:08,368 cdat Pops, just give him a break.cdatcdat 244 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,804 All right, take her. She's yours.cdat 245 00:11:10,803 --> 00:11:12,271 That was so romantict 246 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:14,508 Oh, man, I forgot to record it.cdat 247 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,576 Can you guys do that one more time?cdat 248 00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:24,651 cdatcdat Look, my parents deserve the best wedding money can buy,t 249 00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:26,686 but I am not paying extra for pigs in a blanket.cdat 250 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,155 I don't even eat the pigs. I just need the blankets.cdat 251 00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:31,290 You have got to bring the cost down.cdat 252 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:33,226 No, absolutely not.cdat 253 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:36,229 Cutting the Viennese dessert table is not an option.t 254 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:38,031 It is a must-have.cdat 255 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,900 Like the fireworks and the horse-drawn carriage.ct 256 00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:42,869 Come on, give me your best price.cdatcdat 257 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,071 What is the bottom line?cdat 258 00:11:45,071 --> 00:11:49,042 Mm-mm, that is way too many commas.cdat 259 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:52,679 cdat Fine. Cancel Michael Bublé.cdt 260 00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:56,249 Wow. Planning a wedding isn't stressful at all.cdat 261 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:58,017 It's gonna be all worth it.cdat 262 00:11:58,017 --> 00:12:00,520 Actually, I'm really excited about this wedding.cdat 263 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:03,056 Oh, George. George, over heret 264 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,761 cdat Thank yout 265 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:11,998 Uh, you're now receiving your online shopping deliveriest 266 00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:14,534 cdat in the cafeteria?cdat 267 00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:18,038 I didn't wanna be rude and do it during French class.t 268 00:12:18,037 --> 00:12:20,773 I'm assuming that is a present for my parents' wedding.cdat 269 00:12:20,773 --> 00:12:22,942 No, the invitation said no gifts.cdat 270 00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:24,710 Actually, it didn't.cdat 271 00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:26,980 Well, mine did. I penciled it in.cdat 272 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:32,385 cdat This is my new outfit for work today.cdatcdat 273 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,287 Adam has seen all my other clothes.cdat 274 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,923 I don't know how much longer me and my mom's credit cardcdt 275 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,691 can keep this up.cdat 276 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:41,360 Here's an idea, Marisa. Don't keep it up.cdat 277 00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:44,264 Either he likes you for you or he doesn't.cdat 278 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,299 No amount of cute outfits in the world's gonna change that.t 279 00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:49,102 Sh. Not in front of the clothes.cdat 280 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:52,572 Marisa, there's only one way to know for sure.cdat 281 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:54,741 You're right. Tell him I'm moving to Argentina,cdat 282 00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:56,476 see if he visits me during spring break.cdat 283 00:12:56,476 --> 00:13:00,380 Okay, there's only two ways to know for sure.cdt 284 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:03,049 But before you ship him off to South America,cdat 285 00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:05,051 let's try my idea first.cdat 286 00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:06,886 Just show up to work with greasy hair,cdat 287 00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:09,489 no makeup, and your plain most boring outfit.cdat 288 00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:11,992 Why can't I just move to Argentina?cdat 289 00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:13,392 Marisa, think of it as a test.cdat 290 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,295 A love test.cdat 291 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:19,900 Fine. But why is your solution to everything to take a test?ct 292 00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:23,770 cdat Uh-uh-uh-uh.cdatcdat 293 00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:25,905 Let your man get that.cdat 294 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:30,009 cdat For milady.cdatcdat 295 00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:31,744 Here comes the choo-choo.cdat 296 00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:34,847 Thanks. I'm not hungry anymore.cdat 297 00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:36,849 I gotta go stop by the library.cdat 298 00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:39,018 Stop right there!cdat 299 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:47,993 cdatcdat Milady.cdat 300 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,929 Why'd you do that?cdat 301 00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:51,998 So you don't get your shoes dirtyt 302 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:55,435 Well, I could've just walked around it,cdat 303 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,804 like a normal person.cdat 304 00:13:57,804 --> 00:13:59,606 Anyway, call me later.cdat 305 00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:08,315 cdatcdat Hey, Akina.cdat 306 00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:10,016 It's later.cdat 307 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:13,253 So... how you doing?cdat 308 00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:23,129 cdatcdat What did those roses ever do to you?cdat 309 00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:25,298 Watch and learn, Judy.cdat 310 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,700 I am setting the stage for the perfect proposal.cdat 311 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,869 Dad will say something romantic,cdat 312 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,204 Mom will cry, and then they'll kiss.cdat 313 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,239 And then I'll vomit.cdat 314 00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:34,941 Just keep it off the petals.cdat 315 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:40,313 Hey, KC, what did those roses ever do to you?cdt 316 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,048 cdat I am setting a romantic atmospherecdat 317 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,883 for you to propose to Mom.cdat 318 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,486 Propose? Oh, honey, this whole wedding thingcdat 319 00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:48,989 - is getting out of control. - And expensive.cdat 320 00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:51,491 Hey, I cancelled Michael Bublé.cdat 321 00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:54,060 There is nothing left to scale back on.cdat 322 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,262 I demand a proper proposal.cdat 323 00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:58,498 Like a dog with a bone.cdt 324 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,268 cdat All right, stand in the middle.cdatcdat 325 00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:04,704 Now hold hands. Hold hands, go ahead.cdat 326 00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:06,005 There we go.cdat 327 00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:07,440 Judy, lights to position two.cdat 328 00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:16,282 cdatcdat All right, now, Dad, three, two, one. Dazzle us.cdt 329 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:21,253 cdat So Kira, what do you say we-t 330 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,189 Wait!cdat 331 00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:25,258 You need to get down on one knee.cdat 332 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:29,362 Child, I am not getting down on one knee.cdat 333 00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:32,432 cdat If he does, he might not get back up again.cdat 334 00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:35,768 cdat Good point.cdatcdat 335 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,903 - Honey, why don't you crouch a little? - For you.cdat 336 00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:39,973 What is wrong with you people?cdat 337 00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:41,440 I am trying to make this weddingcdat 338 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,109 as memorable as the first one.cdat 339 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,111 Please. Who remembers that day?cdat 340 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,779 It's all a blurt 341 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,315 Excuse me?cdat 342 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,186 cdat You don't remember our wedding day?cdatcdat 343 00:15:58,424 --> 00:16:01,160 cdatcdat Not really.cdat 344 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,928 It was a long time ago, babyt 345 00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:05,565 I mean, do you at least remember what you said to mecdat 346 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:08,134 after I walked down the aisle?cdat 347 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,169 Of course.cdat 348 00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:13,072 I said, "Is that what you're wearing?t 349 00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:14,273 ( laughing t 350 00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:15,975 Oh.cdat 351 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,944 So what, this is just a big joke to you?cdat 352 00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:20,346 Uh, Judy, back to one, please.cdat 353 00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:23,850 You said that you would never forget that moment,cdatcdt 354 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,518 but apparently, you have.cdat 355 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,320 Sweetie, are you gonna make a big deal outta this?cdat 356 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,522 Are you gonna remember it if I do?cdat 357 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,157 Uh, first song.cdat 358 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,992 You guys have not picked a first song yet.cdat 359 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,360 The most important day of our livescdat 360 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,195 meant nothing to you.cdat 361 00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:39,165 Any song will do. Anything but Michael Bublé.cdt 362 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,334 Kira, enough is enough.ct 363 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,203 "Enough Is Enough."cdat 364 00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:44,537 I've never heard that one, but you know what?cdat 365 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,706 If you like it, I like it, too.cdat 366 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,374 Enough is enough?cdat 367 00:16:48,374 --> 00:16:50,543 For your information, Craig,cdat 368 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:53,346 I happen to remember every detail like it happened yesterday.cdat 369 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,181 Baby, this is sillyt 370 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:57,350 You know what? If it's so silly,cdat 371 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,185 then why don't we just call the whole thing off?cdat 372 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,187 - If that's what you want, fine. - Fine!cdat 373 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,523 Thank you, KC.cdat 374 00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:06,960 cdat Yeah. Thanks a lot, KC.cdatcdt 375 00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:13,666 cdat Well, he didn't say anything romantic,t 376 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:16,903 they didn't kiss, but she sure did cryt 377 00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:29,515 cdatcdat Hello.cdat 378 00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:32,084 Is something wrong?cdat 379 00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:33,852 Oh, no.cdat 380 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:36,322 Everything is great.cdt 381 00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:38,858 Except me and Adam are no longer a couplet 382 00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:41,661 Oh. I'm really sorry about that, Marisa. What happened?cdat 383 00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,663 I'll tell you what happened.ct 384 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,598 I took your advicet 385 00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,700 I didn't dress up for workt 386 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,402 I didn't wash my hairt 387 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,004 I didn't put on makeupt 388 00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,571 and I wore overallst 389 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:56,242 That's right. Overalls.cdat 390 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,511 What happened? He broke up with youcdat 391 00:17:58,511 --> 00:17:59,712 because he thought you looked terrible?cdat 392 00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:01,681 No. Worse.cdat 393 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:04,384 He told me that I have never looked cuter.cdt 394 00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:06,619 And how is that a bad thing?cdat 395 00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:08,921 How am I supposed to date someonecdat 396 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,724 who does not appreciate my fabulous sense of style,cdt 397 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:14,694 and how much work I put into looking good.cdat 398 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:17,564 It's over. Thanks a lot, KC.cdat 399 00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:20,132 Thanks a lot, KC.cdat 400 00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:22,101 What did I do?cdat 401 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,370 Thanks to you, Akina's no longer interested.cdat 402 00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:25,705 And how is that my fault?cdat 403 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,473 You were the one who told me to actcdat 404 00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:29,208 like this may never happen again.cdat 405 00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:30,276 And guess what. Now it won't.cdat 406 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,078 Look, relax, okayt 407 00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:33,413 If you want my advice on how to get her back-t 408 00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:35,481 No. Keep your advice to yourself.cdat 409 00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:38,484 - You're a jinx. A love jinx. - That is ridiculous.cdat 410 00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:41,420 Doesn't sound ridiculous to met 411 00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:43,455 You know what? There is nothing saddercdat 412 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,892 than two people who blame their failed relationshipscdt 413 00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:47,059 on someone else.cdat 414 00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:48,394 If you want my advice--cdat 415 00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:50,796 BOTH: We don't!cdat 416 00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:54,066 cdat Stay away from her, you two.cdatct 417 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:55,501 She's a love jinx.cdat 418 00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:57,203 A love jinx!cdat 419 00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:03,175 cdatcdat CRAIG: Hey, here's a proposal.t 420 00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:05,344 How about you sleep on the coucht 421 00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:07,513 So is fighting like cats and dogscdat 422 00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:09,248 a part of romance?cdat 423 00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:11,450 They're not fightingt 424 00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:14,987 Dad is just, you know, trying to make things unpredictable.cdat 425 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,622 That is how you keep romance alive.cdat 426 00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:19,125 KIRA: I could sleep on the kitchen countercdat 427 00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:21,361 with the disposal running, and it would still be quieterct 428 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:23,829 than your snoring.cdat 429 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,365 And Mom is just offering him some feedbackcdat 430 00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:29,134 on a possible health issuet 431 00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,471 Okay, who am I kiddingt 432 00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:33,706 Ernie's right, I'm a love jinxt 433 00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:35,641 But you know what? I have got to fix things with my parentst 434 00:19:35,641 --> 00:19:37,810 Watch and learn.cdat 435 00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,445 ( clears throat )cdat 436 00:19:39,445 --> 00:19:41,781 Mom, quick. I need your help.cdat 437 00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,983 Twisted my ankle.cdat 438 00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:46,886 Ow. A couple more "W's." Send.cdat 439 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:50,623 Dad, Ernie's trying to cook again.cdat 440 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:53,626 - KC, I got your text. - Ernie, get away from the ovent 441 00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:58,564 cdat I see your ankle's all right.cdatcdat 442 00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:00,699 Uh-uh. Guyst 443 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,136 You need to talk to each other and work this out.ct 444 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:05,571 I have nothing to say to this man.cdat 445 00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:08,974 And this man has nothing to hear from that womant 446 00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:11,143 Guys, you should not be fighting like thist 447 00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:12,478 This isn't you.cdat 448 00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:13,913 Look, it's my fault.cdat 449 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:15,481 I got upset when I realizedcdat 450 00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:16,816 you guys weren't technically married,cdat 451 00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:18,918 because out of all the people in the world,ct 452 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,720 you guys are the perfect married couple.cdt 453 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,422 You're the perfect parents.cdat 454 00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:24,356 I think of building a life with someone one day,cdat 455 00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:26,358 and I want my marriage to be just like yours.cdat 456 00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:29,161 The only reason I wanted to have this big, beautiful ceremonycdat 457 00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:31,230 is 'cause I love and respect you guys so much.ct 458 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,366 I just wanted you guys to have cakecdat 459 00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:36,001 and dresses and a party.cdat 460 00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:39,037 I wanted everything to be just like the first daycdat 461 00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:40,740 you walked down the aisle.cdt 462 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,442 And I wanted it to mean something.cdat 463 00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:45,444 It meant something the first time.cdat 464 00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:48,180 The moment I saw your mother walk down that aisle,cdat 465 00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:51,517 I knew in my heart I was hers forever.ct 466 00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:54,453 You gave me that little wink.ct 467 00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:56,555 You remembered.cdat 468 00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:58,390 Of course I rememberedt 469 00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:00,425 It was the best moment of my life.cdat 470 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,295 The moment my life truly started.cdt 471 00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:04,696 That's exactly what you said that day.cdat 472 00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:07,333 Oh, right. Gotchat 473 00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:15,307 cdatcdat Kira.cdat 474 00:21:15,307 --> 00:21:20,045 I have loved loving you these past 20 years,cdt 475 00:21:20,045 --> 00:21:22,281 cdat and I don't intend to ever stop.cdat 476 00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:26,652 Will you marry me... again?cdatcdat 477 00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:29,155 I will.cdat 478 00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:34,894 cdat See that? Dad said something romantic,ct 479 00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:36,963 and now they're kissing just like I said.cdat 480 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:41,134 cdat Judy, are you cryingt 481 00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:47,239 cdat No. My orbital socket is leaking.cdatcdat 482 00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:50,509 cdat It's a... manufacturer's defect.cdat 483 00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:58,150 cdatcdat Dearly beloved,cdat 484 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,586 we are gathered here today,cdat 485 00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:03,222 against my better judgment,cdt 486 00:22:05,524 --> 00:22:08,527 cdat Heck of a turnoutt 487 00:22:08,527 --> 00:22:10,963 Look, a guy just got arrested here.cdat 488 00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:13,165 Technically, it's still a crime scene.cdat 489 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:17,636 Kira, do you take Craig to be your husband,cdat 490 00:22:17,636 --> 00:22:21,940 cdat knowing everything you already know?cdat 491 00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:25,211 cdat - Daddy. I do. - Oh.cdat 492 00:22:26,478 --> 00:22:28,814 cdat - Craig. - Yes.cdatcdat 493 00:22:28,814 --> 00:22:30,516 Do you take Kira to make youcdat 494 00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:32,651 the luckiest man on Earth?cdat 495 00:22:32,651 --> 00:22:37,222 I do, I definitely do.cdat 496 00:22:37,223 --> 00:22:39,292 cdat Oh.cdat 497 00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:43,663 cdat Then by the power vested in me,cdatcdat 498 00:22:43,662 --> 00:22:47,199 I pronounce you husband and wife.cdat 499 00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:50,670 cdat ( watch chiming )cdatcdat 500 00:22:50,669 --> 00:22:52,971 Uh-oh.cdat 501 00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:54,841 Looks like we're gonna have to honeymoon in Luxemburg.t 502 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,175 We just got a mission.cdat 503 00:22:56,175 --> 00:22:57,843 - Kids. - Bye.cdat 504 00:22:57,843 --> 00:23:00,312 - Pops. - Yeah.cdat 505 00:23:00,312 --> 00:23:01,713 I didn't know you were ordained.cdat 506 00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:02,915 Did you do it over the internet?cdat 507 00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:05,384 Ordained over the internet?cdt 508 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,620 No. I just repeated what people always say on TV.cdat 509 00:23:09,588 --> 00:23:12,224 Then that means they're not really married.cdatt 510 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,893 Someone grab a minister. We're moving this party to Luxemburg.cdat 511 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,596 Let's go.cdat