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cdat
Okay, KC, the smuggler
we're looking forcdatcdat
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visits his grandfather
at this senior center.cdat
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He only comes once a week,
so this is your only chance
to get that tracker on him.cdt
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Don't mess this up.cdat
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KC: I know, OK.cdat
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Ernie, will you stop
reminding me!cdat
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It's gettin' old.cdat
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cdatcdat
Hey! How ya doin'?
Bernie Burns.cdat
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Only two things visible
from space, all right?cdat
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The Great Wall of China
and that ugly shirt!cdat
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Ay! Oh!cdat
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You just got burned
by Bernie Burns!cdat
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Oh, man.
Look at these twot
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More wrinkles
than a box of raisins. Ay! Oh!t
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cdat
Burned by the Burnster!cdatt
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Hey! Bernie Burns here.
I used to be
a nightclub comedian.ct
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You know what happened
when I played Atlantic City?ct
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Everyone left and went to Vegas.
Ay! Oh!cdat
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I just burned myself.
Nobody's off-limits!cdatcdt
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( theme music playing )cdat
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♪ Oh, when danger
comes for you ♪cdat
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♪ You know
I'll stand beside you ♪cdat
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♪ 'Cause ain't nobody
keep their heads so cool ♪ct
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♪ I'll always find a way ♪ct
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♪ A way out of the fire ♪cdt
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♪ But don't tell nobody,
tell nobody ♪cdat
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♪ I'm not perfect ♪cdat
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♪ So many things
I wanna tell you ♪cdat
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cdat
♪ But I ♪cdat
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♪ I keep it undercover! ♪cdt
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♪ Living my life on red alert ♪t
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♪ Doing my thing,
I'll make it work ♪cdat
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♪ Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless ♪cdat
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♪ But I always got your back t
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♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪t
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♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪t
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♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪t
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♪ It's all part of the plan ♪t
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♪ I keep it undercover ♪cdt
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♪ I keep it undercover ♪cdt
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cdat
( indistinct chatter )cdatt
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Hey, Grandpa.cdat
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cdatcdErnie, I've got eyes
on the target.cdat
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I'm gonna make contact
and get the tracker on him.cdt
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Hey, is that
who I think it is?cdatcdat
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Look at you.
I remember when you were just
a little whipper snapper.cdat
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Now you're a big snapper, huh!ct
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What, you don't remember me?cdat
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I got your nose.cdat
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Now you remember me?
Give your Uncle Bernie a hug.ct
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You-- you must think
I'm someone else.cdt
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Well, I mean,
I'm old and confused.cdat
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So give me some sugar.
But not too much,
I got blood work on Tuesday.cdat
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Would you just please
leave me alone?cdat
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cdat
Oh, Dolores,
I think we got a live one heret
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Ooh, check out that
orange velour.cdat
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Who is that hunka-hunka?cdat
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I'm not who
you think I amt
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Hey, neither was my first wife.
I thought she was sweet.cdat
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She thought I was rich.
We were both wrong.cdat
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At least that's what
I told the lawyers! Ay! Oh!cdat
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Oh, be still
my beating heart.ct
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But not too still.t
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I don't want them to have
to get the paddles againt
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I'm Irma.
Who are yout
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Now is not really
a good time, lady, all right?cdt
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( stutters )
I think you got me mixed up
with somebody else.cdat
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cdat
I ain't no lady.cdat
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KC: OK!cdat
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ERNIE:
He's gone.cdatcdat
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I don't mean to be an "Ay! Oh!"t
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but thanks to you,
we gotta wait a whole week.cdt
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It wasn't my fault.cdat
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Playing hard to get, huh?cdat
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I like that.cdat
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Look, lady, all rightt
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You're just not my typet
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Type? Who's got a type
at this age?cdat
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Besides breathing
and upright.cdat
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And I'm negotiable
on the upright partt
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cdat
Look, make like my dentures,cdat
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and get out of my face!cdat
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You, sir, are rude,
crude and obnoxioust
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You remind me of
my late husband, Mortyt
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How about a cup of coffee?
Decaf, of course.cdat
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OK. Turn up
your hearing aid, Grandma! OK?ct
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Not gonna happen!cdat
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Fine. Never mind.t
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( sighs )
I'll just go back to my..t
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lonely apartment and..t
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sit all alone,cdat
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look up at
my Morty's picture..t
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and wait
for my next date..t
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with the Grim Reapert
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And I hope
he comes a-calling
real soon.cdatcdat
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( crying )cdat
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cdatcdat
You didn't let me finish.cdat
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cdat
I don't like coffee,
but I do like tea.cdatcdat
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How's tomorrow afternoon?cdat
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Ooh, sounds like a datet
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Ooh!cdat
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cdatcdat
It sure does.cdat
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cdatcdat
( video game sounds )
Hey, Petey.cdat
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Make yourself at home.
Your home.cdat
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cdat
If you don't like me,
why do you invite me over?cdt
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I didn't.
You came through
the cat door.cdat
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Which is weird,
because you don't even
have a cat.cdat
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We were hoping to attract one.t
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But instead, we got you.cdat
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Game over!
Go home, Petey!t
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Fine.cdat
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Hey!cdat
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What do you think
you're doing?cdat
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How would you like it
if someone came to your homt
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and threw you on the floort
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Please, it's just
a stupid machine.cdat
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cdat
What. Did. You. Say?cdt
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cdat
I said
it's just a stupid machine.cdt
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cdat
I apologize
for Petey's behavior.cdatct
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You hear about discrimination,t
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but you never expect
to see it under your own roof.t
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cdatcdat
So the food bank
was thrilled
with my ideacdat
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to throw
a school dance fundraiser.t
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I know you're going to
raise money, raise awareness,cdt
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and raise the roof.cdat
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Ha! See what I did there?cdat
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Yeah, I saw it,
and I'm ignoring itt
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All right, so what do
you need me to do? Um...cdat
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cdat
Ooh, get you a DJ?
Did it.cdt
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How about the gym?
Did it.cdat
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Make posters?
Did it.cdat
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Ooh, make an awesome playlist?ct
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Dear Lord, no.cdat
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I took care of everything.
All you have to docdatcdat
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is show up, support me,
and dance your butt offt
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OK, well, I will definitely
show up and support,cdat
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but I do not dance.cdat
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Oh, snap. Uh, you know what?
I actually gotta go.
I have a date.cdatcdat
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A date? Oh, yay! Tell me
about him. What's his namet
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cdat
Irma.cdatcdat
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Irma?
What's his first namet
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That is his first name.
Well, it's her first name.cdat
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cdat
Wow, just when
you think you know
your best friend's typet
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She's eighty!cdat
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Again, just when
you think you know
your best friend's typet
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cdat
What do you guys
talk about?cdatcdt
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Her childhood memories
of Abraham Lincoln?cdt
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Marisa, stop it, OK?
Look...cdat
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I met her while
I was undercover
as an old man.cdat
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So, I'm just having teacdat
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with a nice, lonely lady,cdat
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so I don't hurt
her feelings.cdat
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OK, but you're now rolling
with an older crowd.cdat
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So, do not let her pressure
you into doing something
that you don't want to do.t
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Like watching
the weather networkt
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or doing water aerobicst
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or getting a pacemakert
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cdatcdat
When you see
the waitress,cdt
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ask her if I could have
another cup of tea.cdat
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OK, look, lady.cdat
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There's no free refills,
and I'm on a fixed income.cdat
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Bernie, I'm having
such a good time.ct
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You put the twinkle
back in my eyes.cdt
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You sure that's not
just the cataracts?cdat
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( both laugh )cdat
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Bernie, you are a riott
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And I should know.
I've lived through
seven of them.cdat
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cdat
Oh, there's the jukeboxt
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Bernie, dance with met
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
I do not dance.cdat
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Oh, don't be silly.
Everybody dances.ct
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Nope. Not me.
I'm just, uh, no good.cdat
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You ever seen a seal
begging for fish?
( imitates seal )cdat
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He stole my best move.cdat
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( both chuckle )cdat
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There is no good or badt
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The trick
is to dancecdat
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like no one is watching.cdat
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How about we just, uh, talk
like no one's listening?cdt
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Come on, Bernie.cdat
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We may be old,
but we got a lot of life
left to live.cdat
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cdat
If not now, when?cdat
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It seems like
five minutes ago,
I was a sixteen-year-old kid.cdt
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Back then,
I didn't go out.cdat
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I didn't date much.
I was so serious.cdat
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I always had my nose
in a book!cdat
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I didn't even have
that many friends.cdat
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( sighs )cdat
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To be sixteen again. Boy.cdat
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I sure would
do things differently.cdat
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Wouldn't you, Bernie?cdat
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Uh, in some ways, I would.cdt
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Well...cdat
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it's time to grab life
by the snickerdoodles.cdat
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cdat
We gotta live!cdat
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Come on!
The time is now!cdat
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( swing music playing )
Here we go, Bernie.cdat
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Just move it a little.cdat
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There you go.
Come on.cdat
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Keep your feet moving.cdat
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That's it.
There you go, Bernie.cdat
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Yeah, you can put
your arm right there.
Right there?t
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OK.cdat
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See?
It's not too bad, is it?cdat
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I'm gettin' it.
I'm gettin' it.t
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All right. All right...
I knew you could dance.cdat
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I knew it. I knew itt
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Oh, Bernie! ( laughs t
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Yeah, you're goodt
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You know what?
I gotta be honest with you.
I'm having a blast!cdat
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cdat
And I don't care
who's watching.cdat
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cdat
OK!cdatcdat
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All right.
Enough with that.cdat
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OK, Bernie.cdat
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( music continues )cdat
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cdatcdat
( cheering and applause )cdat
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cdatcdat
( cheering and applause )cdat
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cdatcdat
( both snoring )cdat
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cdatcdat
You know, I was thinking
about what you said...cdat
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about machines being stupid?
Yeaht
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I was wondering
if you wanted
to take it back.cdat
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Why? It's not like machines
can get their feelings hurtt
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cdat
Alright, you had your chance.cdt
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Could you please
get me a juice
from the fridge?cdat
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Sure.cdat
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cdatcdat
Ow! Ow.cdat
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Is there a problem, Petey?cdat
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cdat
Hey!cdatcdat
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cdat
( groans )cdatcdat
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cdatcdat
Look out, Petey!
Snack attack!cdat
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cdatcdat
Judy, what's going on?cdat
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Oh, you know how it is
with those stupid machines.cdat
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cdatcdat
( whirring )cdat
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cdatcdat
How's that happening?cdat
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cdat
Stay away from me.cdatcdt
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( screaming )cdatcdat
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cdatcdat
Oh, hey, KC. I was-t
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Are you eating prunest
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Well, yeah. Actually,
they're surprisingly tasty,cdat
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and I mean,
I could use the fiber.cdat
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cdat
Okay, uh, I know we tell
each other everything,
but let's notcdat
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cdat
tell each other everythingt
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Hey, where were you yesterday?
Oh, I was out
at dinner with Irma.cdat
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At 4:30?cdat
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Well, yeah, you gotta catch
the early bird special.cdat
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Hey, if you don't get there
before five, you don't get
the free baked potato.cdat
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cdat
OK. Well, why didn't
you just call me after?t
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00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:37,257
I went to sleep!cdat
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It was 7:30.
I was falling off my feet.cdat
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OK. Take a nap, Grandma.
Because tonight...cdat
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cdat
is my big fundraiser dancet
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Oh, uh, right.cdat
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Marisa, about that,
I'm really sorry,ct
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but I can't come tonight.
I got to be
at the senior center.cdat
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00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:55,474
Are you kidding me?
You have a mission tonight?cdat
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Technically, the mission
doesn't end till next weekt
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but Irma and I,
we're in this
bridge tournament.cdat
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I swear, that woman
just makes me
feel young again.ct
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You are young!cdat
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00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,219
Hey, watch your tone, Missy.
See, back in my day--cdat
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KC, this is your day!cdat
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cdat
Marisa, look. I know that
I've been spending
a lot of time with Irma,t
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but the truth is
we get along greatt
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And she's had
so many experiencest
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you know, I'm just learning
a lot about life from her.t
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Did you know
that senior citizent
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are our nation's greatest
untapped resource?cdat
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KC, the food bank
is counting on mecdat
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and I was counting on you
to be there for me.cdat
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I remember when
I was your oldest friend,cdat
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but apparently,
now your senior pal is more
important than I am!cdat
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cdat
( impersonating Bernie )
Well, I haven't heard
yelling like thatcdatcdat
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since my late wife, Shirley.ct
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Wow! She's right.
I'm in way too deep.cdat
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cdatcdat
( music playing )cdat
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Thank you.cdatcdat
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( electronic dinging )cdat
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OK, Marisa. I'm sorry I'm late,
but I am here.cdat
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What do you need me to do?
Nothing.cdat
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00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:02,808
Marisa, are you still
holding this grudge?t
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Look, anything you need,
name it, and I'll do itt
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00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:06,812
KC, I--
I really don't need your help.t
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00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:09,349
OK, Marisa. This is ridiculous.
I am your best friend.cdat
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00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,184
Come on!
You got to let it go.cdat
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KC, listen to me.cdat
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00:14:13,052 --> 00:14:16,055
I do not need your help
because...cdat
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00:14:16,055 --> 00:14:19,692
( in a sing-song voice )
I did it all myself!cdat
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00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,561
( in a sing-song voice )
What are you talking about?cdt
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00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,631
The dance
is a huge successt
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I collected
a ton of canned goodt
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and I tricked everyone
into giving me
every dollar they hadt
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( both laugh )
Speaking of which...t
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00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:35,141
Oh, right.
There you go.
Thank you.cdat
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cdat
Wow. Marisa,
I am really proud of you!cdatcdt
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Thank you.cdat
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But more importantly,
I'm proud of myself.t
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Turns out I am a lot more
capable than I thought I wast
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So there is literally
nothing I can do?cdat
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00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:52,992
Actually, there is.
Go play bridge with Irmat
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She needs you
more than I do.cdat
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00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:58,931
Aww! Look at you
just growing up
in front of my eyes.cdatcdat
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cdat
Bernie, where is he?cdatct
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00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,241
( phone beeps )
Oh, how do you work
this darn thing?cdatcdat
305
00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:11,244
cdat
Hey, did you hear
the onecdatcdat
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00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,179
about the guy
with the broken hearing aidt
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00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:15,081
Neither did he!
Ay! Oh!cdat
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00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,516
( laughs )cdat
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00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,618
Bernie! You made it!cdat
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00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:21,054
I was so worried
that something might
have happened to you.cdat
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00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:22,121
Like what?cdat
312
00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:24,090
Angina, shingles, gout?cdat
313
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,258
At our age,
any one of thosecdat
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could've had you
in bed for a week.cdat
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00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,361
BOTH:
Ay! Oh!cdat
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00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,129
All right. Now, let's go
win this tournamentcdat
317
00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:31,430
before the rest
of my hair falls outt
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cdatcdat
Good night, Ma!cdat
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00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:44,077
cdatcdat
JUDY: I don't know
how you sleep at night.cdat
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00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:45,878
Who said that?cdat
321
00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:47,179
( alarm beeping )cdat
322
00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:52,084
cdat
JUDY: The machines
have a wake-up call
for you, Petey!cdat
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00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:53,285
( siren wails )cdat
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00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:56,889
( train whistle blowing )cdat
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00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:01,327
( all sounds together )cdatt
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00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:08,234
cdatcdat
Judy, what are you doing here?t
327
00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:12,004
Showing you that machines
aren't as stupid as you think.t
328
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,243
cdatcdat
( screams )cdat
329
00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:18,745
What do you want from me?cdat
330
00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:22,014
An apology! Say it!
Machines aren't stupid.cdat
331
00:16:22,014 --> 00:16:25,518
Machines aren't stupid!
Machines aren't stupid!cdat
332
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,086
Alright, I'm good.cdat
333
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,160
cdatcdat
Judy?
Yeah?cdat
334
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:37,497
I'm going to assume
this was a really bad nightmaret
335
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:40,367
But either way,
can you get mecdat
336
00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:42,368
another pair of underwear
from that top drawer?cdat
337
00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:50,209
cdatcdat
Someone bring out
the marshmallows,cdat
338
00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:51,644
because the Burnster's
on fire!cdat
339
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,946
( cheering and applause )cdat
340
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:55,848
Thank you, thank you.cdat
341
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,452
( indistinct chatter )cdatt
342
00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:05,358
Uh, can we, uh,
take a little break?
Because, uh...cdatcdat
343
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,860
cdat
I forgot
to take my vitamins.cdt
344
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,627
Oh, you heard him,
you old farts.cdat
345
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,196
Bernie needs a break.cdat
346
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,265
( all laugh )cdat
347
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,903
cdat
Ernie? The target showed up
a couple of days early.cdatcdt
348
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,838
I got to get
the tracking device on him.cdt
349
00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:20,873
Ernie, are you there?
Ernie!cdat
350
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,508
TARGET:
Hey, Gramps.cdat
351
00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:24,510
I know it's not Tuesday,
but I was in the neighborhoodt
352
00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:27,246
Hey, How are you doing,
you old so-and-so?cdat
353
00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:29,749
You again?
What is it with you?cdat
354
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:33,686
I believe I have something
that belongs to you.cdat
355
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:37,490
cdat
Ah! I got your nose!
( laughs )cdat
356
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:38,624
cdat
Good kidt
357
00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:41,794
A tracking device?cdatcdat
358
00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:44,763
That's why you've been
bothering me. You're really a--t
359
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:47,267
Confused old man?
Hey, give me a hug!cdat
360
00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:50,402
cdat
( grunting )cdatcdat
361
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,671
Bernie!cdat
362
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,273
What're you doingt
363
00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:55,708
Just deal the cards, Irma.t
364
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:56,976
I'll be there in a second,
all right?cdat
365
00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:05,484
cdatcdat
( all gasp )cdat
366
00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:09,421
That young hooligan
is beating up my Bernie!cdat
367
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,558
Come on, this is our chance
to prove we're still alive!cdt
368
00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:13,626
Seniors...cdat
369
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:14,760
attack!cdat
370
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,004
cdatcdat
( target groans in pain )cdat
371
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,309
cdat
IRMA:
You leave my Bernie alone!cdt
372
00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:32,444
Alright, guys, back it up.
Back it up.cdat
373
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:33,947
I got it from here.cdat
374
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,147
( grunts )cdat
375
00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:37,282
( all gasp )cdat
376
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,552
That's right, young man.
You just got burnedcdat
377
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:41,821
by Bernie Burns!cdat
378
00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:45,891
( cheering and applause )cdat
379
00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:47,893
Oh, Bernie.t
380
00:18:47,893 --> 00:18:50,562
That was wonderfult
381
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:53,466
I don't know
what kind of vitamins
you're taking,cdat
382
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,168
but can I get some?t
383
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:56,268
( laughs )cdat
384
00:18:56,268 --> 00:18:57,369
Oh, Bernie!cdat
385
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,777
cdatcdat
Hey, uh, can I sit heret
386
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:06,979
It's a free country.cdat
387
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,647
Thanks to my generation.cdat
388
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,352
cdat
Hey...cdatcdat
389
00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:14,587
you look familiar.
Have we met?cdat
390
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:17,323
Uh, no, I don't think sot
391
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,826
I just started
volunteering here.
I'm KC Cooper.cdat
392
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,461
I'm not telling you my name.
Identity theft.cdat
393
00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:23,896
It's all over the news.cdat
394
00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:26,532
Gotcha.cdatcdat
395
00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:28,434
Hi, KC.cdat
396
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:30,369
Oh, hey, Marisat
397
00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:32,371
Hey, take a look
at that hunka-hunka.cdat
398
00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:34,974
That is my best friend Marisa
and her great unkle, Wally.ct
399
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:37,543
He's single
and you look ready to mingle.t
400
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:41,681
cdat
Oh, please. I am over men.cdt
401
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,851
The last guy I was into
really burned me.cdat
402
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:50,957
cdat
Well, hey, it's never
too late to grab life
by the snickerdoodles.cdatt
403
00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:53,025
You've got to live.
Come on.
The time is now!cdat
404
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:56,795
You know,
that is very good advice.cdat
405
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,898
cdat
You're an old soul.cdat
406
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:02,435
Well, let's just say
I had a friend who taught me
a lot about life.cdat
407
00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:05,437
cdat
Go on.cdatcdat
408
00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:13,079
cdatcdat
Hey! Back off, Etta,
he's mine!cdat
409
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,383
cdat
Hi, I'm Irma.cdatcdat
410
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:20,720
( both giggle )cdat
411
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,921
( swing music playing )cdat
412
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:23,489
Oh!cdat
413
00:20:23,489 --> 00:20:25,558
Oh, yeah!
I love this song.
Let's dance.cdat
414
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,360
What?
You want to dancet
415
00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:30,529
Oh, yeah.
Come on. We're young
and alive, aren't we?t
416
00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:32,231
But-- Wha-- What are you doing?t
417
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,567
I'm dancing
like no one's watching.cdat
418
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,705
cdat Actually, uht
419
00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:43,008
everybody's watching
and I'm very uncomfortablet