cdatcdat ♪
cdatcdat You're really smart, Ernie, and so funny.cdat
I never thought I'd have this much fun working on a physics project.cdat
Ooh, Ernie's on fire.cdat
If you liked working with met
next time, you should partner up with Danny Haifetzt
He's really smart and funny.cdat
And he's been extinguishedt
So if you wanna talk about the project,cdat
or you just wanna talk, about anything,cdat
any time, call me.cdat
That's okay. I'll just see you at school.ct
cdat Boy, what is wrong with you?cdat
I have flat feet, astigmatism,cdat
and I lack definition in my calves.cdat
And in your brain.cdat
You cannot see that Akina was flirting with you?cdat
I wish my cell signal was that strong.cdat
KC, I know you're an expert on datint
because you've had one boyfriend,cdat
for five minutest
but a girl that cute would never be interested in me.cdt
Because you have no self-confidence, bro.cdat
cdat Ugh. That boy's got a real problemt
You right. You won't find his calves in a dictionary,cdat
because they've got no definition.cdat
I'm talking about his lack of self-esteemt
I don't know where he gets that fromt
Please. That boy is a lost cause.cdat
And mystery solvedt
cdat I need to do something to build him up.cdatcdat
You don't have time. You got the Monroe missiont
and you're running pointt
Wait, Dad, here's an idea.cdat
What if I let Ernie think that he's in chargecdat
of the Monroe mission?cdat
Then that'll help his confidence.cdat
So you actually wanna let Ernie think he's in chargecdat
to make him feel better about himselft
Well, yeah. It works when Mom does it to you.cdat
Hey!cdat
Yeah, it does.cdat
( laughs )cdat
♪ Oh, when danger comes for you ♪cdat
♪ You know I'll stand beside you ♪cdat
♪ 'Cause ain't nobody keep things hustle cool ♪cdat
♪ I'll always find a way, a way out of the fire ♪cdat
cdat ♪ Don't tell nobody, tell nobody ♪cdat
cdat ♪ I'm not perfect ♪cdat
♪ So many things I wanna tell you ♪cdat
cdat ♪ But I, I, I, I keep it undercover ♪cdat
cdat ♪ Livin' my life, no way to learn ♪cdat
♪ Doin' my thing, gonna make it work ♪cdat
♪ Know I'm the realest, baby, I'm fearless ♪cdat
♪ But I always got your back ♪cdat
♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪cdat
♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪cdat
♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪cdat
♪ It's all part of the plan ♪cdat
I keep it undercover.cdat
cdat Bro, I know you're gonna do absolutely greatcdat
leading this missiont
It should be pretty easy thought
All we gotta do is break into Nelson Monroe's condo,cdat
get the SD card containing all the crucial information, and then get out.cdat
That is the standard procedure.cdat
But where's the pizzazz?cdat
The creativity?cdat
The... wow factor?cdat
cdat Ernie, is that a...cdat
Handmade scale model of Monroe's condo,cdat
built entirely with popsicle sticks?cdat
Yes. Yes, it is.cdat
cdat Now, while I'm here,cdatct
cdyou'll be across the street on the roofcdat
of the next building. When I give the signal,cdat
you'll get into the waiting helicoptercdat
and then parachute over to this building here.cdat
See, I love... love, love, love,cdat
the direction you're going with this.cdat
I really dot
But maybe I could just offer a little itty-bittycdat
bit of feedback. Maybe we shouldcdat
keep the mission simple, and on budget,cdat
and in reality.cdat
KC, KC, KC.cdat
Small-minded, can't-think-out-of-the-box KC.ct
No wonder the Organization wanted me to lead this mission.t
cdat You're past your prime.cdat
Outdated. Off fleek.cdat
Clearly, they want some fresh blood.cdatcdat
Yeah, you're right. They want some fresh blood.cdt
And if you don't chill, they're gonna get some.cdat
cdatcdat And that's the great tour. You got everything?cdat
That's the section where people drop off donationst
that's where we categorize and sort things,cdat
and over here is the section where we prepare food parcelsct
- for pick-up or delivery. - Perfect.cdat
Which section would you like to work in?cdat
Inventory. I hate to brag,cdat
but I probably have one of the best organized closets in town.cdat
I could arrange the food by color, season,cdat
or style.cdat
You're cool, Marisa.cdat
I'm really glad you decided to volunteer.cdat
You're a lot of fun.cdat
Really? If you weren't my boss,cdat
I'd think you were about to ask me out.cdat
We're volunteers; I'm not your boss.cdat
In that case, I'm free any timet
- I'm thinking tomorrow. - I'm thinking I'm there.cdat
Cool. Well, my shift's up. I better go.cdat
I'm just gonna grab one of these.cdat
cdatcdat Is that allowedt
I'm not usually a huge stickler on rulest
In fact, I wasn't allowed at school todat
because I broke about five of themt
but isn't that for the ( whispers ) less fortunatet
cdat Yeah, it is. I'm not just a volunteer.cdat
I'm also one of the ( whispers ) less fortunate.ct
You aret
You are. Congratst
I mean, that's coolt
( stammering t
Not cool. I meant to say..t
It's okay, Marisa.cdat
My family's had a tough time this year,cdat
but we're digging our way out, and the food bank's really helped.cdat
That's why I volunteer. I wanna give back.cdat
Good to knowt
Not that it matters. Why would it?cdat
Who cares? Doesn't matter to met
I mean, it doesn't not matter to met
I do care. I'm a human being not a monster.cdt
Okay, see ya tomorrowt
cdatcdat First, we'll take a bus to Roanoke.cdat
Smart move, sont
Yeah. Very smart.ct
Except, um, the mission is in downtown D.C.,cdt
cdat so why would we go all the way to Roanoket
That's what our enemies will be askingcdat
if they try to follow us.cdat
I like where your head's at.cdat
cdat So, we'll take a bus to Roanoke,cdatcdat
cab it over to the metro,cdat
we go three stops, and then start walking back.cdat
Very inventive.cdat
Yes, and the award for most inventive,cdat
yet completely unnecessary effort goes to...cdat
cdat Ernie Coopert
KC, you've been challenging every decision I make.cdatcdat
You leave me no choice but to put you in my report.cdat
Ernie's log, regarding KC Cooper.cdat
Insubordination, bad attitude,cdat
cdat unwillingness to parachute out of a moving helicopter.cdat
Tell it like it is, son.cdat
cdat Really? The kid's 15, and now you decide to encourage him?cdat
cdat It was your idea to build him upt
I was just going along with it.ct
But if we're being honest,cdt
Craig's log, regarding KC Cooper.cdat
I knew this was a bad idea.cdat
cdatcdat Hey, Ernie, did you get the SD card?cdat
Yes. Yes, I didt
Mission accomplishedt
You may now congratulate met
Okay. You know what? Good work.cdat
I have to admit that I was a little skepticalcdat
when the Organization put you in charge of the mission,cdat
but you definitely proved yourself.cdat
Yes. Yes, I didt
cdat Now we just have to sneak into the air conditioning ductst
grab the rappelling gear I hid in there,cdat
belly crawl three floors up to the roof,cdat
rappel down, commandeer a cart
and hightail it back to Roanoket
cdat Or...cdatcdat
maybe we could use the elevatorcdat
that's right here.cdat
- Ernie, give me the card. - I got it.cdat
Ernie, give me the card.cdat
( gasps t
I think someone has forgotten that I am up here,cdat
and you are... ( clicks tongue t
way down here.cdt
So when I say jump, you say how high.ct
Jump.cdat
- How high? - Hey, give that back!cdat
( both arguing )cdat
cdatcdat Well, look at that.cdat
Thanks to you, now the SD card is...cdat
( clicks tongue ) way down there.cdat
cdatcdat Well, did you find the card?cdat
Yes, Ernie.cdat
I just enjoy sticking my head inside of a trash chutecdat
because it smells so delightful.cdat
It just doesn't get any better than this.cdat
( trash clattering in chute )cdatcdat
cdatcdat Look at that.cdat
It just got better.cdat
KC, we're on a mission.cdatt
Snack on your time, not mine.cdat
Now, I'm guessing that this trash chute goescdat
all the way down to the dumpster.cdat
Really? So the trash doesn't just magicallt
defy the laws of gravity and float up to the rooft
cdat Ernie's log, regarding guess who.cdatcdat
Snarky, snarky, snarky.cdat
I don't even know why I..t
cdat Instead of arguingt
- let's just go down to the-- - Dumpster!cdat
And find the card. I said it first, so it was my idea!cdat
Okay...cdat
Boss.cdat
- ( cell phone rings ) - Hi, Marisa.cdat
You keep your phone on during missions?cdat
Tsk tsk tsk. Ernie's log.cdat
Hey, Marisa, I'm kinda in the middle of something, so what's up?cdat
There's this guy I volunteer with, Adamt
and he's really, really cute.cdat
Marisa, quickly.cdat
Okay, so this volunteer guy asked me out,cdat
and that's great, but he doesn't just work heret
He also gets food here because his family is struggling.cdat
That makes me feel good on one hand,cdat
because they need it, but bad on the othert
because they need it and, I don't know.ct
It's like I have no idea what that's like.cdat
Is he nice to you?cdat
- Yeah. - Is he cute?cdat
- Oh, yeah. - Ugh, he sounds horrible.cdt
If I were you, I would run away from himcdat
as fast as possible.cdat
So you're saying it doesn't mattert
I'm saying listen to your heart.cdat
cdat Not literally, Marisa.cdatcdat
cdat I knew thatt
cdatcdat Great. It's empty, just like the one in the basement.cdat
Oh, no, actually, there's a family of rats in here.cdat
- ( rats squeaking ) - There's a family of rats in here!cdat
cdat Where's all the garbage?cdatcdat
I'm guessing in that garbage truckt
cdat Great, along with the SD card.cdat
We have to follow that truck.cdat
Really? Just follow it,cdat
because that seems like it's missing a little... wow factor.cdat
cdat Maybe we should, I don't know,cdat
take a flight to Morocco, ride a camel three stops to the border,cdat
and then take a magic carpet ridecdat
all the way back to Roanoke.cdat
- I don't like your attitude. - Stick it in your report.cdt
cdatcdat Boy, I am starvingt
cdat Yeah, me, too. Everything looks really good.cdt
Order whatever you want. My treat.cdat
( stammering ) Your treat?cdt
You know whatt
I haven't decided yet. You go.cdat
I'll have a slice and an iced tea.cdat
And I will have the..t
cdat water.cdat
cdat From the tap.cdatct
I'm actually not that hungry.cdat
You just said you were starving.cdat
I know, but I totally forgot I atecdat
a huge meal right before I came heret
Not huge. Reasonablet
I ate my fair share of a meal.cdat
Don't wanna be all... nom-nom-nom.cdat
More food for met
( nervous laughter ) You know.cdat
No, not really. She'll take a slice.cdat
cdat Actually, make it two. I really am starvingt
cdatcdat ( cell phone rings )cdat
What's up, KC?cdat
I'm in the middle of something really important right here.ct
Do you remember that one thing I saidcdat
when you and Mom brought Ernie home from the hospital?ct
Yeah, well, I was right.cdat
He's ruining everything!cdat
He lost the card.cdatcdat
KC, the Organization needs that card.cdat
There's a field agent in Istanbulcdat
waiting for that intel.cdat
If he doesn't get it, his cover could be blown,cdat
and he could be eliminated.cdt
Okay, let's talk hypothetical, all right.cdat
I mean, is this agent super likeable,cdat
or is he someone we could turn our backs oncdat
and maybe he could figure it out for himself?cdt
cdat KC!cdatcdat
Okay. Fine. I'll handle it.cdat
( stammering ) It's not completely lost.cdat
We actually narrowed it down to one specific location.cdat
Good. Find it, bring it in.cdat
Got it.cdat
I know it's in here.cdat
Somewhere.cdat
cdatcdat We need to find that SD card, KC.cdat
Keep digging.cdat
You know what I would dig?cdt
If you would get off your butt and help me.cdat
Oh, I'm sorry. Do you want to make a scale modelcdat
of the garbage dump out of popsicle sticks?cdat
I swear, if the next words out of your mouthcdat
are "Ernie's log,"cdat
I will actually hit you with a log.cdat
I will dig through this garbage,cdat
find a log, and mark my words,cdat
I will hit you with it.cdat
cdatcdat ( whispering ) Ernie's log, supplemental.cdt
KC threatening physical violence. Ow!cdat
cdat I warned you.cdat
Ugh. It could not get any worse.cdatcdat
cdat ( crows cawing )cdat
cdatcdat - Guess it can. - KC!cdat
This isn't a petting zoo.cdat
Look, can I be honest with you?cdat
I've worked very hard on this mission,cdat
and I'm truly disappointed that, at every turn,cdat
you've been nothing but an obstacle to my success.cdt
What is it, KC?cdat
Is it jealousy?cdat
Is that what's really going on here?cdat
You know, Ernie, I am so glad to seecdat
that you are so confident.cdt
Maybe, just maybe, you're a little too confident.t
Because if you haven't noticed,t
your mission is a giant fail.cdat
Because of you.cdat
And the Organization will know thatcdat
because it's all in my report.cdat
News flash, Ernie.cdat
No one cares about your stupid little report.cdt
And no one's ever gonna hear your stupid little reportt
because no one is expecting you to write a stupid little reportt
Guess what. The Organization didn't put you in chargecdat
of this mission, Ernie. I did.cdat
I'm the one that put you in charge of this mission,cdat
because I wanted to help you with your self-confidence.t
So please, go ahead. Tell me all aboutcdt
your stupid little reportt
I would love to hear it..t
never!cdat
cdatcdat ( crows cawing )cdat
cdat Wow. I guess it's just open season to poop on Ernie.ct
cdatcdat You know what? I got it.cdat
I asked you out; it's on me.cdat
Yeah, but I am a feminist.cdt
You don't need to try to buy my affection.t
I'm not trying to buy your affection.cdat
I'm trying to buy you a slice of pizza.cdat
- But you can't afford it. - But I can. I have a part-time job.cdat
That money should go to help your familyt
That's really not your call.cdat
So we'll split itt
Look, Adam, I'm so sorryt
I don't know what's wrong with met
I'm not usually like this.cdat
Um, just, I've never dated someonecdat
in your... economic situationt
I know that sounds terriblet
I shouldn't even call it that.cdt
Why not? I am in an economic situation.cdat
And so are you.cdat
Your economic situation just happens to be better than mine.cdat
I know. I knowt
I have lived a disgustingly privileged life.cdat
It's not my fault I was born the daughter of two over-achievers,cdat
but I am doing my best to break the cycle.cdat
Marisa.cdat
Chill.cdat
It doesn't matter how much or how little you havet
It's about who you are, and you're cool.cdat
You care about others and you're giving back.cdat
I like that about you.cdat
Thanks.cdat
This is something new I'm trying.ct
cdat Okay, fine, you can pay. This time.cdatcdat
Thank you.cdat
So what do you wanna do nowt
Go to the movies or play mini golf?cdt
What, do you think I'm made of money?cdat
cdatcdat Oh, hey, look at that.cdat
That's the third Justin Bieber T-shirtcdat
I've seen out here.cdat
I can't Belieb it.cdat
Come on, bro, that was funny. Lighten up.cdatcdat
So what exactly was your plan, KC?cdat
To make me feel like garbage?cdat
Because thanks to you, I do.cdat
And no, not just because I'm standing in it.cdat
Look, bro, I was just trying to help you.ct
Who asked you?cdat
I didn't need your help.cdat
I'm just as good an agent as you are.cdat
In fact, I might be better if I ever got a real chance.ct
Okay, come on, bro, let's not kid ourselves.cdat
You're just not as strong as I am.cdat
In what way?cdat
Uh, mentally, physically,cdat
personal hygiene-ally.cdat
Uh, pretty much everythingt
- Pick your area. - What are you saying?cdat
I'm saying I'm a better agent than yout
- No, you're not. - Yes, I am.cdat
Oh, really?cdat
Bring it.cdat
Okay, bro, come on. Cut it out.cdat
Bring it.cdat
I am not fighting my little brothert
cdatcdat Is that all you got? I said bring it.cdat
cdat Okay. Okay.cdatcdat
You know what? You asked for it, junior.cdat
cdatcdat Yeah!cdat
cdatcdat I am in 50 feet of garbage,cdt
and that is still the worst thing I have ever smelled.cdt
cdat Why you hitting yourself? Why you hitting yourselft
cdat You asked for it.cdatcdat
Don't you dare.cdat
It's Wet Willie timet
Wet Willie, Wet Williet
cdat ( both laughing )cdat
cdatcdat Why? Why would you lie to me?cdat
cdat Bro, I'm sorry I lied to you.cdat
It's just that I was trying to help you.cdat
So in other words, you think I'm so pathetit
that the only way I can accomplish somethingcdt
is if you pretend that I dot
No, I don't think you're pathetic.cdat
You think you're pathetic.cdat
And honestly, that's a little pathetic.cdat
- What are you talking about? - Akina.cdat
She was ready to pick up whatever you were putting down,t
but the only thing you were putting down was yourself.cdat
You can't expect anyone to believe in you if you don't.cdat
- You know what? Call her. - What?cdat
You heard me. Call Akina right now and ask her out.cdt
I would if someone hadn't thrown my phonecdat
into a pile of garbaget
cdatcdat Please don't answer. Please don't answert
Please don't...cdat
Akina.cdat
Hi. It's Ernie.cdat
Uh, I was just wondering if you wantedcdat
to go out with me sometime.cdat
You would? Great!cdatcdat
Just to clarify,cdat
you do know this is Ernie Cooper, right?cdat
cdat Uh, okay. See you at schoolt
cdat Wow. My little brother's got a date.cdatcdat
And I am knee deep in what I am praying is puddingt
cdat How did this become my life?cdat
Sh.cdat
cdat Wait a minute. Is that...cdatcdat
The SD card's in its moutht
Okay, okay, okay.cdat
Hey, little birdy. Hey, little birdy.cdat
cdat ( screaming )cdatcdat
Okay, that works, too.cdat
Aha!cdat
I got it. I got it.cdat
Nice work, bro.cdat
You know what?cdat
You're a good sister.cdat
Thanks, bro.cdat
Maybe you should hold on to this.cdat
- No, man, you got it. - Okay.cdat
cdat KC's log. Single-handedly retrieved SD card.cdat
cdat ( crow cawing )cdat
cdatcdat KC's log, supplemental.cdat
Ernie helped.cdat
cdatcdat Thanks for coming over, Akina.cdat
I had a great time hanging out with you.cdat
So far, so goodt
I had fun hanging with you, too.cdt
And talking to yout
And watching a movie with you.cdat
I guess there's only one thing left to dot
Look at Ernie stepping up to the plate.cdat
cdatcdatSee ya at school tomorrow.cdat
Come on!cdat
That boy ain't never gonna move out of this house.cdt