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cdatcdat
You're really smart, Ernie,
and so funny.cdat
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I never thought I'd have
this much fun working on
a physics project.cdat
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Ooh, Ernie's on fire.cdat
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If you liked
working with met
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next time, you should
partner up with Danny Haifetzt
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He's really smart
and funny.cdat
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And he's been
extinguishedt
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So if you wanna
talk about the project,cdat
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or you just wanna talk,
about anything,cdat
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any time, call me.cdat
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That's okay.
I'll just see you at school.ct
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cdat
Boy, what is wrong
with you?cdat
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I have flat feet,
astigmatism,cdat
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and I lack definition
in my calves.cdat
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And in your brain.cdat
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You cannot see that Akina
was flirting with you?cdat
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I wish my cell signal
was that strong.cdat
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KC, I know you're
an expert on datint
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because you've had
one boyfriend,cdat
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for five minutest
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but a girl that cute would
never be interested in me.cdt
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Because you have
no self-confidence, bro.cdat
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cdat
Ugh. That boy's
got a real problemt
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You right.
You won't find his calves
in a dictionary,cdat
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because they've got
no definition.cdat
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I'm talking about
his lack of self-esteemt
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I don't know where
he gets that fromt
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Please. That boy
is a lost cause.cdat
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And mystery solvedt
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cdat
I need to do something
to build him up.cdatcdat
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You don't have time.
You got the Monroe missiont
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and you're
running pointt
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Wait, Dad,
here's an idea.cdat
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What if I let Ernie
think that he's in chargecdat
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of the Monroe mission?cdat
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Then that'll help
his confidence.cdat
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So you actually wanna
let Ernie think
he's in chargecdat
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to make him feel
better about himselft
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Well, yeah. It works
when Mom does it to you.cdat
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Hey!cdat
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Yeah, it does.cdat
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( laughs )cdat
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♪ Oh, when danger
comes for you ♪cdat
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♪ You know
I'll stand beside you ♪cdat
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♪ 'Cause ain't nobody
keep things hustle cool ♪cdat
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♪ I'll always find a way,
a way out of the fire ♪cdat
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cdat ♪ Don't tell nobody,
tell nobody ♪cdat
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cdat ♪ I'm not perfect ♪cdat
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♪ So many things
I wanna tell you ♪cdat
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cdat ♪ But I, I, I,
I keep it undercover ♪cdat
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cdat ♪ Livin' my life,
no way to learn ♪cdat
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♪ Doin' my thing,
gonna make it work ♪cdat
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♪ Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless ♪cdat
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♪ But I always
got your back ♪cdat
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♪ Nobody can do it
like I can ♪cdat
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♪ I gotta find out
who I am ♪cdat
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♪ Ain't got to worry
about me ♪cdat
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♪ It's all
part of the plan ♪cdat
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I keep it undercover.cdat
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I keep it
undercover.cdat
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cdat Bro, I know you're gonna
do absolutely greatcdat
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leading this missiont
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It should be
pretty easy thought
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All we gotta do is break into
Nelson Monroe's condo,cdat
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get the SD card containing
all the crucial information,
and then get out.cdat
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That is
the standard procedure.cdat
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But where's the pizzazz?cdat
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The creativity?cdat
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The... wow factor?cdat
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cdat Ernie, is that a...cdat
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Handmade scale model
of Monroe's condo,cdat
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built entirely with
popsicle sticks?cdat
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Yes. Yes, it is.cdat
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cdat Now, while I'm here,cdatct
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cdyou'll be across the street
on the roofcdat
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of the next building.
When I give the signal,cdat
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you'll get into
the waiting helicoptercdat
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and then parachute over
to this building here.cdat
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See, I love...
love, love, love,cdat
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the direction you're
going with this.cdat
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I really dot
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But maybe I could just offer
a little itty-bittycdat
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bit of feedback.
Maybe we shouldcdat
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keep the mission simple,
and on budget,cdat
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and in reality.cdat
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KC, KC, KC.cdat
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Small-minded,
can't-think-out-of-the-box KC.ct
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No wonder the Organization
wanted me to lead this mission.t
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cdat
You're past your prime.cdat
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Outdated. Off fleek.cdat
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Clearly, they want
some fresh blood.cdatcdat
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Yeah, you're right.
They want some fresh blood.cdt
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And if you don't chill,
they're gonna get some.cdat
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cdatcdat
And that's the great tour.
You got everything?cdat
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That's the section where
people drop off donationst
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that's where we categorize
and sort things,cdat
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and over here is the section
where we prepare food parcelsct
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- for pick-up or delivery.
- Perfect.cdat
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Which section would you
like to work in?cdat
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Inventory.
I hate to brag,cdat
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but I probably have
one of the best organized
closets in town.cdat
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I could arrange the food
by color, season,cdat
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or style.cdat
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You're cool, Marisa.cdat
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I'm really glad you decided
to volunteer.cdat
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You're a lot of fun.cdat
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Really? If you weren't
my boss,cdat
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I'd think you were
about to ask me out.cdat
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We're volunteers;
I'm not your boss.cdat
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In that case,
I'm free any timet
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- I'm thinking tomorrow.
- I'm thinking I'm there.cdat
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Cool. Well, my shift's up.
I better go.cdat
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I'm just gonna
grab one of these.cdat
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cdatcdat
Is that allowedt
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I'm not usually
a huge stickler on rulest
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In fact, I wasn't
allowed at school todat
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because I broke
about five of themt
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but isn't that for the
( whispers ) less fortunatet
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cdat
Yeah, it is.
I'm not just a volunteer.cdat
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I'm also one of the
( whispers ) less fortunate.ct
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You aret
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You are.
Congratst
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I mean, that's coolt
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( stammering t
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Not cool.
I meant to say..t
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It's okay, Marisa.cdat
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My family's had
a tough time this year,cdat
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but we're digging our
way out, and the food
bank's really helped.cdat
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That's why I volunteer.
I wanna give back.cdat
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Good to knowt
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Not that it matters.
Why would it?cdat
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Who cares?
Doesn't matter to met
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I mean, it doesn't
not matter to met
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I do care.
I'm a human being
not a monster.cdt
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Okay, see ya tomorrowt
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cdatcdat
First, we'll take a bus
to Roanoke.cdat
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Smart move, sont
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Yeah. Very smart.ct
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Except, um, the mission
is in downtown D.C.,cdt
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cdat
so why would we go
all the way to Roanoket
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That's what our enemies
will be askingcdat
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if they try to follow us.cdat
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I like where your
head's at.cdat
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cdat
So, we'll take a bus
to Roanoke,cdatcdat
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cab it over to the metro,cdat
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we go three stops,
and then start walking back.cdat
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Very inventive.cdat
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Yes, and the award for
most inventive,cdat
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yet completely unnecessary
effort goes to...cdat
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cdat
Ernie Coopert
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KC, you've been challenging
every decision I make.cdatcdat
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You leave me no choice
but to put you in my report.cdat
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Ernie's log,
regarding KC Cooper.cdat
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Insubordination,
bad attitude,cdat
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cdat
unwillingness to parachute
out of a moving helicopter.cdat
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Tell it like
it is, son.cdat
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cdat
Really? The kid's 15,
and now you decide to
encourage him?cdat
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cdat
It was your idea
to build him upt
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I was just going
along with it.ct
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But if we're being honest,cdt
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Craig's log,
regarding KC Cooper.cdat
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I knew this was
a bad idea.cdat
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cdatcdat
Hey, Ernie,
did you get the SD card?cdat
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Yes. Yes, I didt
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Mission accomplishedt
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You may now
congratulate met
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Okay. You know what?
Good work.cdat
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I have to admit that
I was a little skepticalcdat
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when the Organization
put you in charge
of the mission,cdat
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but you definitely
proved yourself.cdat
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Yes. Yes, I didt
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cdat
Now we just have to sneak
into the air conditioning ductst
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grab the rappelling gear
I hid in there,cdat
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belly crawl three floors
up to the roof,cdat
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rappel down,
commandeer a cart
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and hightail it
back to Roanoket
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cdat
Or...cdatcdat
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maybe we could
use the elevatorcdat
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that's right here.cdat
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- Ernie, give me the card.
- I got it.cdat
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Ernie, give me the card.cdat
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( gasps t
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I think someone has forgotten
that I am up here,cdat
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and you are...
( clicks tongue t
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way down here.cdt
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So when I say jump,
you say how high.ct
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Jump.cdat
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- How high?
- Hey, give that back!cdat
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( both arguing )cdat
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cdatcdat
Well, look at that.cdat
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Thanks to you,
now the SD card is...cdat
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( clicks tongue )
way down there.cdat
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cdatcdat
Well, did you find
the card?cdat
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Yes, Ernie.cdat
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I just enjoy sticking my head
inside of a trash chutecdat
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because it smells
so delightful.cdat
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It just doesn't get
any better than this.cdat
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( trash clattering
in chute )cdatcdat
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cdatcdat
Look at that.cdat
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It just got better.cdat
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KC, we're on a mission.cdatt
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Snack on your time,
not mine.cdat
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Now, I'm guessing that
this trash chute goescdat
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all the way down
to the dumpster.cdat
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Really? So the trash
doesn't just magicallt
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defy the laws of gravity
and float up to the rooft
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cdat
Ernie's log,
regarding guess who.cdatcdat
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Snarky, snarky, snarky.cdat
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I don't even know why I..t
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cdat
Instead of arguingt
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- let's just go down to the--
- Dumpster!cdat
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And find the card.
I said it first,
so it was my idea!cdat
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Okay...cdat
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Boss.cdat
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- ( cell phone rings )
- Hi, Marisa.cdat
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You keep your phone on
during missions?cdat
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Tsk tsk tsk.
Ernie's log.cdat
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Hey, Marisa, I'm kinda in
the middle of something,
so what's up?cdat
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There's this guy
I volunteer with, Adamt
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and he's really,
really cute.cdat
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Marisa, quickly.cdat
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Okay, so this volunteer
guy asked me out,cdat
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and that's great,
but he doesn't just work heret
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He also gets food here because
his family is struggling.cdat
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That makes me feel good
on one hand,cdat
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because they need it,
but bad on the othert
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because they need it
and, I don't know.ct
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It's like I have no idea
what that's like.cdat
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Is he nice to you?cdat
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- Yeah.
- Is he cute?cdat
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- Oh, yeah.
- Ugh, he sounds horrible.cdt
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If I were you, I would
run away from himcdat
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as fast as possible.cdat
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So you're saying
it doesn't mattert
236
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I'm saying listen
to your heart.cdat
237
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cdat
Not literally, Marisa.cdatcdat
238
00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:12,171
cdat
I knew thatt
239
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:20,680
cdatcdat
Great. It's empty, just like
the one in the basement.cdat
240
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,649
Oh, no, actually, there's
a family of rats in here.cdat
241
00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:24,851
- ( rats squeaking )
- There's a family
of rats in here!cdat
242
00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:28,955
cdat
Where's all the garbage?cdatcdat
243
00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:32,859
I'm guessing in
that garbage truckt
244
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:34,494
cdat
Great, along with
the SD card.cdat
245
00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:36,196
We have to follow
that truck.cdat
246
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,465
Really? Just follow it,cdat
247
00:11:38,464 --> 00:11:42,501
because that seems like
it's missing a little...
wow factor.cdat
248
00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:45,071
cdat
Maybe we should,
I don't know,cdat
249
00:11:45,071 --> 00:11:47,307
take a flight to Morocco,
ride a camel three stops
to the border,cdat
250
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:48,875
and then take
a magic carpet ridecdat
251
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,977
all the way back
to Roanoke.cdat
252
00:11:50,977 --> 00:11:53,947
- I don't like your attitude.
- Stick it in your report.cdt
253
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,655
cdatcdat
Boy, I am starvingt
254
00:12:03,756 --> 00:12:06,025
cdat
Yeah, me, too.
Everything looks really good.cdt
255
00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:08,327
Order whatever you want.
My treat.cdat
256
00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:10,864
( stammering )
Your treat?cdt
257
00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:12,765
You know whatt
258
00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:15,101
I haven't decided yet.
You go.cdat
259
00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:16,569
I'll have a slice
and an iced tea.cdat
260
00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:23,109
And I will have the..t
261
00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:25,078
cdat
water.cdat
262
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:29,182
cdat
From the tap.cdatct
263
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:31,117
I'm actually not
that hungry.cdat
264
00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:32,085
You just said
you were starving.cdat
265
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:35,255
I know, but I totally
forgot I atecdat
266
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,691
a huge meal right
before I came heret
267
00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:40,126
Not huge.
Reasonablet
268
00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:43,062
I ate my fair share
of a meal.cdat
269
00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:45,231
Don't wanna be all...
nom-nom-nom.cdat
270
00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:47,033
More food for met
271
00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:49,068
( nervous laughter )
You know.cdat
272
00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:51,971
No, not really.
She'll take a slice.cdat
273
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:57,543
cdat
Actually, make it two.
I really am starvingt
274
00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:07,487
cdatcdat
( cell phone rings )cdat
275
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,322
What's up, KC?cdat
276
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:12,058
I'm in the middle of something
really important right here.ct
277
00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:15,728
Do you remember that one
thing I saidcdat
278
00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:17,129
when you and Mom brought
Ernie home from the hospital?ct
279
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,431
Yeah, well, I was right.cdat
280
00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:20,166
He's ruining everything!cdat
281
00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:22,935
He lost the card.cdatcdat
282
00:13:22,935 --> 00:13:25,337
KC, the Organization
needs that card.cdat
283
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:27,507
There's a field agent
in Istanbulcdat
284
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,509
waiting for that intel.cdat
285
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,011
If he doesn't get it,
his cover could be blown,cdat
286
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:33,012
and he could be eliminated.cdt
287
00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:35,147
Okay, let's talk
hypothetical, all right.cdat
288
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,150
I mean, is this agent
super likeable,cdat
289
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,919
or is he someone we could
turn our backs oncdat
290
00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:42,188
and maybe he could
figure it out for himself?cdt
291
00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:45,591
cdat
KC!cdatcdat
292
00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:47,993
Okay. Fine.
I'll handle it.cdat
293
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:51,331
( stammering )
It's not completely lost.cdat
294
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:55,035
We actually narrowed it down
to one specific location.cdat
295
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:57,036
Good. Find it,
bring it in.cdat
296
00:13:57,036 --> 00:13:58,170
Got it.cdat
297
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,306
I know it's in here.cdat
298
00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:02,008
Somewhere.cdat
299
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:23,463
cdatcdat
We need to find
that SD card, KC.cdat
300
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:24,998
Keep digging.cdat
301
00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:26,499
You know what I would dig?cdt
302
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,368
If you would get off your butt
and help me.cdat
303
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,237
Oh, I'm sorry. Do you want
to make a scale modelcdat
304
00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:32,405
of the garbage dump
out of popsicle sticks?cdat
305
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,908
I swear, if the next words
out of your mouthcdat
306
00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:36,409
are "Ernie's log,"cdat
307
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:38,011
I will actually hit you
with a log.cdat
308
00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:39,578
I will dig through
this garbage,cdat
309
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:41,648
find a log,
and mark my words,cdat
310
00:14:41,647 --> 00:14:43,115
I will hit you with it.cdat
311
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:51,057
cdatcdat
( whispering )
Ernie's log, supplemental.cdt
312
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:55,028
KC threatening
physical violence. Ow!cdat
313
00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:56,729
cdat
I warned you.cdat
314
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:02,202
Ugh. It could not get
any worse.cdatcdat
315
00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:04,837
cdat
( crows cawing )cdat
316
00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:13,179
cdatcdat
- Guess it can.
- KC!cdat
317
00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:15,181
This isn't a petting zoo.cdat
318
00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:17,917
Look, can I be honest
with you?cdat
319
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,920
I've worked very hard
on this mission,cdat
320
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:24,123
and I'm truly disappointed
that, at every turn,cdat
321
00:15:24,123 --> 00:15:27,259
you've been nothing but
an obstacle to my success.cdt
322
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,696
What is it, KC?cdat
323
00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:31,730
Is it jealousy?cdat
324
00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:34,200
Is that what's really
going on here?cdat
325
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,903
You know, Ernie,
I am so glad to seecdat
326
00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:39,305
that you are so confident.cdt
327
00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:41,307
Maybe, just maybe,
you're a little too confident.t
328
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:43,109
Because if you haven't noticed,t
329
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:46,312
your mission
is a giant fail.cdat
330
00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:47,914
Because of you.cdat
331
00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:49,482
And the Organization
will know thatcdat
332
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,317
because it's all
in my report.cdat
333
00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:53,119
News flash, Ernie.cdat
334
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,054
No one cares about
your stupid little report.cdt
335
00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:57,223
And no one's ever gonna
hear your stupid little reportt
336
00:15:57,223 --> 00:16:00,493
because no one is expecting you
to write a stupid little reportt
337
00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:03,162
Guess what. The Organization
didn't put you in chargecdat
338
00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:04,997
of this mission, Ernie.
I did.cdat
339
00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:06,398
I'm the one that put you
in charge of this mission,cdat
340
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,935
because I wanted to help
you with your self-confidence.t
341
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:11,504
So please, go ahead.
Tell me all aboutcdt
342
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,272
your stupid little reportt
343
00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:15,341
I would love to hear it..t
344
00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:17,043
never!cdat
345
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,217
cdatcdat
( crows cawing )cdat
346
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:32,258
cdat
Wow. I guess it's just
open season to poop on Ernie.ct
347
00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:38,331
cdatcdat
You know what?
I got it.cdat
348
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,199
I asked you out;
it's on me.cdat
349
00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:41,834
Yeah, but I am
a feminist.cdt
350
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,969
You don't need to try
to buy my affection.t
351
00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:45,972
I'm not trying
to buy your affection.cdat
352
00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:48,274
I'm trying to buy you
a slice of pizza.cdat
353
00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:49,842
- But you can't afford it.
- But I can. I have
a part-time job.cdat
354
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,510
That money should go
to help your familyt
355
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:52,912
That's really not your call.cdat
356
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:56,516
So we'll split itt
357
00:16:58,317 --> 00:17:01,120
Look, Adam, I'm so sorryt
358
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,688
I don't know
what's wrong with met
359
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,324
I'm not usually
like this.cdat
360
00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:08,327
Um, just, I've never
dated someonecdat
361
00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:09,795
in your...
economic situationt
362
00:17:09,795 --> 00:17:11,897
I know that
sounds terriblet
363
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:13,366
I shouldn't even
call it that.cdt
364
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,201
Why not? I am in
an economic situation.cdat
365
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,236
And so are you.cdat
366
00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:19,638
Your economic situation
just happens to be
better than mine.cdat
367
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:21,674
I know.
I knowt
368
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:23,876
I have lived a disgustingly
privileged life.cdat
369
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,212
It's not my fault I was
born the daughter of
two over-achievers,cdat
370
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,314
but I am doing my best
to break the cycle.cdat
371
00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:30,016
Marisa.cdat
372
00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:32,652
Chill.cdat
373
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:35,054
It doesn't matter
how much or how little you havet
374
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,490
It's about who you are,
and you're cool.cdat
375
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:40,693
You care about others
and you're giving back.cdat
376
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,828
I like that about you.cdat
377
00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:45,064
Thanks.cdat
378
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,633
This is something
new I'm trying.ct
379
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:52,272
cdat
Okay, fine, you can pay.
This time.cdatcdat
380
00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:53,739
Thank you.cdat
381
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,410
So what do you
wanna do nowt
382
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,445
Go to the movies
or play mini golf?cdt
383
00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:01,013
What, do you think
I'm made of money?cdat
384
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:06,352
cdatcdat
Oh, hey, look at that.cdat
385
00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:07,620
That's the third
Justin Bieber T-shirtcdat
386
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,255
I've seen out here.cdat
387
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,023
I can't Belieb it.cdat
388
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:14,627
Come on, bro, that was funny.
Lighten up.cdatcdat
389
00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:17,363
So what exactly
was your plan, KC?cdat
390
00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:19,198
To make me
feel like garbage?cdat
391
00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:21,133
Because thanks to you,
I do.cdat
392
00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:22,901
And no, not just because
I'm standing in it.cdat
393
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:25,705
Look, bro, I was just
trying to help you.ct
394
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,073
Who asked you?cdat
395
00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:28,308
I didn't need your help.cdat
396
00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:30,543
I'm just as good
an agent as you are.cdat
397
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:33,880
In fact, I might be better
if I ever got a real chance.ct
398
00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:35,914
Okay, come on, bro,
let's not kid ourselves.cdat
399
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,383
You're just not as strong
as I am.cdat
400
00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:39,051
In what way?cdat
401
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:41,620
Uh, mentally, physically,cdat
402
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,756
personal hygiene-ally.cdat
403
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:47,293
Uh, pretty much everythingt
404
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,562
- Pick your area.
- What are you saying?cdat
405
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:51,297
I'm saying I'm
a better agent than yout
406
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,499
- No, you're not.
- Yes, I am.cdat
407
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:55,668
Oh, really?cdat
408
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,770
Bring it.cdat
409
00:18:57,770 --> 00:19:00,506
Okay, bro, come on.
Cut it out.cdat
410
00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:02,641
Bring it.cdat
411
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:05,044
I am not fighting
my little brothert
412
00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:14,253
cdatcdat
Is that all you got?
I said bring it.cdat
413
00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:17,423
cdat
Okay. Okay.cdatcdat
414
00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:19,392
You know what?
You asked for it, junior.cdat
415
00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:26,999
cdatcdat
Yeah!cdat
416
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:44,984
cdatcdat
I am in 50 feet of garbage,cdt
417
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:47,453
and that is still the worst
thing I have ever smelled.cdt
418
00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:53,626
cdat
Why you hitting yourself?
Why you hitting yourselft
419
00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:58,330
cdat
You asked for it.cdatcdat
420
00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:00,532
Don't you dare.cdat
421
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,301
It's Wet Willie timet
422
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:07,373
Wet Willie,
Wet Williet
423
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,809
cdat
( both laughing )cdat
424
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:21,987
cdatcdat
Why? Why would you
lie to me?cdat
425
00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:24,423
cdat
Bro, I'm sorry
I lied to you.cdat
426
00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:26,325
It's just that
I was trying to help you.cdat
427
00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:29,195
So in other words,
you think I'm so pathetit
428
00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:31,197
that the only way I can
accomplish somethingcdt
429
00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:32,899
is if you pretend that I dot
430
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,500
No, I don't think
you're pathetic.cdat
431
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,702
You think
you're pathetic.cdat
432
00:20:36,702 --> 00:20:38,938
And honestly,
that's a little pathetic.cdat
433
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:41,507
- What are you talking about?
- Akina.cdat
434
00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:44,010
She was ready to pick up
whatever you were putting down,t
435
00:20:44,009 --> 00:20:46,378
but the only thing
you were putting down
was yourself.cdat
436
00:20:46,378 --> 00:20:48,614
You can't expect anyone
to believe in you
if you don't.cdat
437
00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:51,784
- You know what?
Call her.
- What?cdat
438
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:54,887
You heard me. Call Akina
right now and ask her out.cdt
439
00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:56,589
I would if someone hadn't
thrown my phonecdat
440
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,459
into a pile of garbaget
441
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:11,404
cdatcdat
Please don't answer.
Please don't answert
442
00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:12,771
Please don't...cdat
443
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,440
Akina.cdat
444
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,609
Hi. It's Ernie.cdat
445
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:19,445
Uh, I was just wondering
if you wantedcdat
446
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,480
to go out with me
sometime.cdat
447
00:21:22,581 --> 00:21:24,550
You would?
Great!cdatcdat
448
00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:26,619
Just to clarify,cdat
449
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,455
you do know this is
Ernie Cooper, right?cdat
450
00:21:30,656 --> 00:21:33,459
cdat
Uh, okay.
See you at schoolt
451
00:21:36,061 --> 00:21:38,664
cdat
Wow. My little brother's
got a date.cdatcdat
452
00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:42,568
And I am knee deep
in what I am praying is puddingt
453
00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:45,071
cdat
How did this become my life?cdat
454
00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:46,738
Sh.cdat
455
00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:50,576
cdat
Wait a minute.
Is that...cdatcdat
456
00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:52,511
The SD card's
in its moutht
457
00:21:52,511 --> 00:21:54,246
Okay, okay, okay.cdat
458
00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:57,316
Hey, little birdy.
Hey, little birdy.cdat
459
00:21:58,284 --> 00:22:00,620
cdat
( screaming )cdatcdat
460
00:22:00,619 --> 00:22:03,689
Okay, that works, too.cdat
461
00:22:03,689 --> 00:22:05,357
Aha!cdat
462
00:22:05,357 --> 00:22:08,126
I got it.
I got it.cdat
463
00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:09,495
Nice work, bro.cdat
464
00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:11,464
You know what?cdat
465
00:22:11,463 --> 00:22:13,131
You're a good sister.cdat
466
00:22:13,132 --> 00:22:14,667
Thanks, bro.cdat
467
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,869
Maybe you should
hold on to this.cdat
468
00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:20,239
- No, man, you got it.
- Okay.cdat
469
00:22:23,642 --> 00:22:27,112
cdat
KC's log. Single-handedly
retrieved SD card.cdat
470
00:22:27,112 --> 00:22:29,247
cdat
( crow cawing )cdat
471
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,856
cdatcdat
KC's log, supplemental.cdat
472
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,891
Ernie helped.cdat
473
00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:46,899
cdatcdat
Thanks for coming
over, Akina.cdat
474
00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:48,567
I had a great time
hanging out with you.cdat
475
00:22:48,567 --> 00:22:50,903
So far, so goodt
476
00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:53,072
I had fun hanging
with you, too.cdt
477
00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:54,674
And talking to yout
478
00:22:54,673 --> 00:22:57,176
And watching a movie
with you.cdat
479
00:22:57,176 --> 00:23:01,714
I guess there's only
one thing left to dot
480
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,783
Look at Ernie
stepping up to the plate.cdat
481
00:23:08,687 --> 00:23:11,523
cdatcdatSee ya at school
tomorrow.cdat
482
00:23:11,523 --> 00:23:13,759
Come on!cdat
483
00:23:13,759 --> 00:23:16,061
That boy ain't never
gonna move out of this house.cdt