1 00:00:00,133 --> 00:00:02,836 cdatcdat ♪ 2 00:00:05,305 --> 00:00:08,341 cdat Hey! What are you doing tomorrowt 3 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:11,345 Well, it's Tuesday, so I'm gonna be at school.cdat 4 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:13,180 What are you gonna do?cdat 5 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:15,015 I meant after schoolt 6 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,984 Hey, here's an idea off the top of my headt 7 00:00:16,984 --> 00:00:19,220 Not like I put any thought into itt 8 00:00:19,219 --> 00:00:20,654 Why don't we play dress-up? You can be, I don't know,ct 9 00:00:20,654 --> 00:00:22,489 a middle-aged Southern bellet 10 00:00:22,489 --> 00:00:25,192 ( chuckles ) I have a better idea.cdat 11 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:27,361 How about you play dress-up as someone who gets realcdat 12 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:29,196 and tells me what they really want.cdat 13 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:31,331 Okay, I need you to do thiscdat 14 00:00:31,331 --> 00:00:33,533 because I applied for an after-school job,t 15 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:36,904 and I need a recommendation from my former employer, Mrs. Dubois.cdat 16 00:00:36,904 --> 00:00:40,174 The only problem is, Mrs. Dubois does not existt 17 00:00:40,173 --> 00:00:43,376 So you want me to pretend to be your old boss,cdat 18 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,346 and you picked a Southern belle?cdat 19 00:00:45,345 --> 00:00:48,181 It was either that or a Russian contortionistt 20 00:00:48,181 --> 00:00:49,749 Your spine should be thanking me.ct 21 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:52,419 Come on, it is a cool job.cdt 22 00:00:52,419 --> 00:00:54,421 Working at a food bank, helping people in our community.cdat 23 00:00:54,421 --> 00:00:56,823 Don't you want me to be a better persont 24 00:00:56,823 --> 00:00:59,192 Of course I do. Let me get you started off.cdat 25 00:00:59,192 --> 00:01:01,161 Stop lying about your work experience.cdat 26 00:01:01,161 --> 00:01:04,197 Come on, KC, please.cdat 27 00:01:04,197 --> 00:01:05,699 Okay, fine.cdat 28 00:01:05,699 --> 00:01:07,568 Fine. What are we thinkingt 29 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:09,236 Big hair maybe. Some glasses.ct 30 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:10,571 Whatever you think.cdat 31 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,406 But a parasol wouldn't kill anybody.cdat 32 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:14,341 Actually, last time I used a parasolcdt 33 00:01:14,341 --> 00:01:16,410 on a mission... never mind.cdat 34 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,279 I'll do it.cdt 35 00:01:19,279 --> 00:01:22,916 ♪ Oh, when danger comes for you ♪cdatcdat 36 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:25,886 ♪ You know I'll stand beside you ♪cdat 37 00:01:25,886 --> 00:01:29,757 ♪ 'Cause ain't nobody keep things hustle cool ♪cdat 38 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:34,060 ♪ I'll always find a way, a way out of the fire ♪cdat 39 00:01:34,061 --> 00:01:38,065 cdat ♪ Don't tell nobody, tell nobody ♪cdat 40 00:01:38,065 --> 00:01:39,867 cdat ♪ I'm not perfect ♪cdat 41 00:01:39,866 --> 00:01:43,870 ♪ So many things I wanna tell you ♪cdat 42 00:01:43,870 --> 00:01:47,874 cdat ♪ But I, I, I, I keep it undercover ♪cdat 43 00:01:47,874 --> 00:01:49,876 cdat ♪ Livin' my life, no way to learn ♪cdat 44 00:01:49,876 --> 00:01:52,078 ♪ Doin' my thing, gonna make it work ♪cdat 45 00:01:52,079 --> 00:01:54,481 ♪ Know I'm the realest, baby, I'm fearless ♪cdat 46 00:01:54,481 --> 00:01:56,583 ♪ But I always got your back ♪cdat 47 00:01:56,583 --> 00:01:58,452 ♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪cdat 48 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:00,654 ♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪cdat 49 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:03,423 ♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪cdat 50 00:02:03,423 --> 00:02:04,958 ♪ It's all part of the plan ♪cdat 51 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:07,294 I keep it undercover.cdat 52 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:08,829 I keep it undercover.cdat 53 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:17,070 cdatYeah, I think this batch is gonna work.cdat 54 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:18,838 cdat Bro.cdat 55 00:02:18,839 --> 00:02:20,841 How many times do I have to tell you,cdat 56 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:24,478 you cannot make yourself a girlfriend.cdat 57 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,347 For your information, I happen to be working oncdat 58 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:27,747 advancing my career.cdat 59 00:02:27,748 --> 00:02:29,850 As what? A weird scientist.cdat 60 00:02:29,850 --> 00:02:31,919 'Cause you're already halfway there.cdat 61 00:02:31,918 --> 00:02:33,787 Oh, clown all you want.cdat 62 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:36,490 You certainly have the feet for it.cdat 63 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,325 I am trying to make a name for myselfcdat 64 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:40,494 in the Organization.cdat 65 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:42,162 Oh, really? I thought you already had a name.cdat 66 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:44,464 Agent Nobody Else Was Available. Ha ha!cdat 67 00:02:44,464 --> 00:02:45,999 Eh.cdat 68 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:49,135 Look, this is my shot.cdatt 69 00:02:49,136 --> 00:02:53,040 I know I'm never gonna be Action Hero Guy.cdat 70 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:55,342 cdat Feel free to disagree at any point.cdat 71 00:02:57,444 --> 00:02:58,946 cdat - Sure, you could. - Sure, you can.cdatcdat 72 00:02:58,945 --> 00:03:01,047 Anyway, I have mad serious science skills.cdat 73 00:03:01,048 --> 00:03:03,551 And lab techs solve just as many casescdat 74 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:05,552 as field agents.cdat 75 00:03:05,552 --> 00:03:07,287 I'm just trying to improve myself.cdat 76 00:03:07,287 --> 00:03:10,157 But if you wanna make fun of me, go right ahead.t 77 00:03:10,157 --> 00:03:11,825 Fine. You're so uglycdat 78 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:14,394 that when Agent Kira dropped you off at school,cdt 79 00:03:14,394 --> 00:03:15,996 she got a ticket for littering. Ha!cdat 80 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:18,298 Denied.cdat 81 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:22,035 cdat You know what? Science is coot 82 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,137 and so are you. I'm proud of you, brot 83 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:25,405 Thank you.cdat 84 00:03:25,405 --> 00:03:27,574 It feels nice to be appreciated.cdat 85 00:03:27,574 --> 00:03:29,376 Plus, when I get rich from my experiments,cdat 86 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:31,745 I'm gonna be able to buy myself a 3-D printer.cdat 87 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:34,081 That's right, this boy's not going to prom alone.cdat 88 00:03:47,594 --> 00:03:49,696 cdatcdat Uh, why is that glass empty?cdat 89 00:03:49,696 --> 00:03:54,100 What happened to the truth serum I've been working on?cdat 90 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:57,837 cdat Oh, hey, Sophie. Good seeing you.cdatcdat 91 00:03:57,838 --> 00:03:59,473 You still smell like cat pee.cdat 92 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:04,445 cdat Why did I just say that?cdat 93 00:04:04,444 --> 00:04:06,346 I mean, it's true, but why did I just say that?cdat 94 00:04:06,346 --> 00:04:08,548 Oh, hey, what's up, guys?cdat 95 00:04:08,548 --> 00:04:10,417 Way to lose that 58-point lead last night.cdat 96 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:12,085 You guys choke more than CPR dummies.cdat 97 00:04:15,021 --> 00:04:16,389 cdat I am so sorry...cdatcdat 98 00:04:16,389 --> 00:04:18,591 that I didn't say that sooner.cdat 99 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:22,062 - Hey, KC-- - Not now, Ernie.cdatcdat 100 00:04:22,062 --> 00:04:24,264 I'm feeling really weird and I feel like something is seriously wrong with me.cdt 101 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:27,768 We don't have time to discuss your personality flaws right now.cdat 102 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,637 But let's bookmark it,cdat 103 00:04:29,636 --> 00:04:32,606 because that's a conversation I've been dying to have.cdat 104 00:04:34,307 --> 00:04:36,075 cdat But right now, here's what you need to knowt 105 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:37,978 I created a truth serum, you accidentally drank it,cdt 106 00:04:37,978 --> 00:04:40,047 and it's working.cdat 107 00:04:40,046 --> 00:04:42,048 Are you feeling any side effects?cdat 108 00:04:42,048 --> 00:04:46,686 Yeah, just this overwhelming urge to strangle my brother.ct 109 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:53,259 cdat I don't know why they're making us give dumb presentationscdt 110 00:04:53,260 --> 00:04:55,095 about our dumb family history.cdat 111 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:56,797 And I don't know why the gluecdat 112 00:04:56,797 --> 00:05:00,434 doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle.cdat 113 00:05:00,433 --> 00:05:02,402 At least this project gives us a chancecdat 114 00:05:02,402 --> 00:05:04,304 to get to know each other better.cdat 115 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:07,641 I know everything I need to know about the kids in our class.ct 116 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,676 They're loud, smelly doofs.cdt 117 00:05:09,676 --> 00:05:11,478 Present company included.cdat 118 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:13,313 You mean excluded.cdat 119 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:16,683 Do I? Do I really?cdat 120 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:20,120 cdat Ernie, your stupid little truth serumcdatcdt 121 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,122 - is driving me nuts. - Uh, KC.cdat 122 00:05:22,122 --> 00:05:23,857 Not now, Judy. You know what it's likecdat 123 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:25,659 to tell the truth all day? No, you don't,cdat 124 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,628 because no one actually tells the truth all day.cdat 125 00:05:27,627 --> 00:05:29,262 We protect each other's feelings.cdat 126 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:30,930 And you know what happens when you don't?cdat 127 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:32,332 People start to develop feelings about you,cdat 128 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,267 like hatred and disgust and apparently,cdat 129 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:36,503 they don't need your little truth serumcdat 130 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:39,339 - to share their truthful feelings. - Uh, KC, we have company.cdt 131 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,341 ( distractedly ) Hi, Petey.cdat 132 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,976 ( sweetly ) Hi, Petey.cdat 133 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:45,946 What were you just saying about a truth serum?cdat 134 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:48,115 Nothing...cdat 135 00:05:48,114 --> 00:05:50,183 that I can say without you finding out aboutcdat 136 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,052 our family secret.cdat 137 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,689 cdat What family secret?cdatcdt 138 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:59,726 Uh, we're competitive cloggers.cdat 139 00:05:59,726 --> 00:06:03,663 Uh, we came in third at the Mid-Atlantic Clog-Off.cdt 140 00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:07,667 cdat He's lying. We're spiest 141 00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:09,002 You're spies?!cdat 142 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:11,371 Don't listen to KC.cdat 143 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,573 She's just pulling your leg.cdat 144 00:06:13,573 --> 00:06:16,376 We're just your regular, average, normal family.cdat 145 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,978 And Judy's a robot.cdat 146 00:06:19,846 --> 00:06:22,482 I knew something was going on around heret 147 00:06:22,482 --> 00:06:24,351 The comings, the goings.cdat 148 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:28,422 That time you threw the girl's head across the attic.cdat 149 00:06:28,421 --> 00:06:29,756 cdat And of course you're a robot.cdat 150 00:06:29,756 --> 00:06:31,658 I've never seen you eat.cdat 151 00:06:31,658 --> 00:06:34,728 That's because you make me lose my appetite.cdat 152 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:37,764 Liar! Spy! Robot!cdat 153 00:06:37,764 --> 00:06:42,435 Mom!!cdat 154 00:06:42,435 --> 00:06:44,570 cdat That went well.cdat 155 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:46,673 KC: No, it didn'tt 156 00:06:53,346 --> 00:06:55,248 cdatcdat MARISA: KC, I need to talk to you.cdat 157 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:03,123 cdatcdat KC, I...cdat 158 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:05,392 Ernie, I thought you said KC was up here.cdat 159 00:07:05,392 --> 00:07:06,627 I am.cdat 160 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:12,966 cdatcdat Why are you in that boxt 161 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:16,803 I'm hiding from you.cdat 162 00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:18,705 cdat If you wanted to hide from met 163 00:07:18,705 --> 00:07:20,807 just go to the libraryt 164 00:07:20,807 --> 00:07:22,208 Now stop playing.cdat 165 00:07:22,208 --> 00:07:24,077 It's time for you to become Mrs. Dubois,cdat 166 00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:26,112 and give me the recommendation for the food bank.cdat 167 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:27,880 Okay, Marisa, look.cdat 168 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:30,217 Um, I have to tell you something.cdat 169 00:07:30,216 --> 00:07:32,752 I just want you to listen and say okaycdat 170 00:07:32,752 --> 00:07:34,887 for the sake of our friendship, all right?cdt 171 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:36,156 Okay.cdat 172 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:37,824 Okay.cdat 173 00:07:37,824 --> 00:07:39,659 I cannot give you that recommendation today.cdat 174 00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:41,895 Okay. Why?cdat 175 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:45,632 Marisa, why can't you just say okay?cdat 176 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:48,168 cdat KC, what's going on?cdat 177 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:50,470 Ernie gave me a truth serumt 178 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,238 and now I am not responsible for the words that come out of my moutht 179 00:07:52,238 --> 00:07:54,006 Ooh, like last year when I had the flu.cdat 180 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:56,443 ( makes vomiting sound )cdat 181 00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:58,011 Yeah, that, um...ct 182 00:07:58,011 --> 00:07:59,846 That wasn't the flu.ct 183 00:07:59,846 --> 00:08:01,314 I actually undercooked the brownies I made yout 184 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,616 and gave you a mild case of food poisoning.cdat 185 00:08:03,616 --> 00:08:04,951 Well, it wasn't really mild, because technically,cdat 186 00:08:04,951 --> 00:08:07,086 you were dead for almost a minute.t 187 00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:09,256 See that? That's the truth serum,cdat 188 00:08:09,255 --> 00:08:10,857 and I can't control itt 189 00:08:10,857 --> 00:08:14,761 Okay. I'm skipping past the "you killed me" partcdat 190 00:08:14,761 --> 00:08:16,763 cdat and going straight to relax.cdat 191 00:08:16,763 --> 00:08:18,965 All you have to do is say that I'd becdat 192 00:08:18,965 --> 00:08:20,500 the best candidate for the job.cdat 193 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,335 ( clears throat t 194 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:26,372 Yes, that is what you want me to say.cdat 195 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:28,876 cdat Uh, but...cdat 196 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:31,544 Being Mrs. Dubois, that would be untruthful, rightt 197 00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:33,679 So I really think that we should just postponet 198 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:36,049 But they're deciding today.cdat 199 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:37,617 If you don't go and give me the recommendation,t 200 00:08:37,617 --> 00:08:39,385 I won't get the job.cdat 201 00:08:39,386 --> 00:08:41,855 You're not really gonna let me down, are you?cdat 202 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:49,362 cdatcdat My, my, my.cdat 203 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:53,299 And a good afternoon to you, Mr. Todd Clint, I presume.cdat 204 00:08:53,299 --> 00:08:54,867 cdat Mrs. Dubois, I presume.cdat 205 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:57,137 Well, you presume wrong.cdat 206 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:58,705 Excuse me?cdat 207 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:01,575 My friends, they call me KC.cdat 208 00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:03,576 I hope you'll call me KC, too.cdat 209 00:09:03,576 --> 00:09:05,311 All right? Everybody calls me KC.cdat 210 00:09:08,848 --> 00:09:10,750 cdatcdat Okay.cdat 211 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:12,652 Uh, Mrs. Dubois.ct 212 00:09:12,652 --> 00:09:13,987 Mm-mm-mm.cdat 213 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:17,157 KC.cdat 214 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:18,759 It says here that Marisa worked ascdat 215 00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:20,159 your part-time personal assistant.cdat 216 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,562 Yes.cdat 217 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,397 That is what it says.cdat 218 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:26,900 Those words are on that paper.cdat 219 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,404 cdat You know, Marisa,cdatcdat 220 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:32,839 she is a lovely gal.cdat 221 00:09:32,839 --> 00:09:35,342 She's vivacious, good-humored,cdat 222 00:09:35,341 --> 00:09:39,679 sweeter than a sugar cake on a baby's bottom.cdat 223 00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:41,848 cdat Well, I should go now.cdat 224 00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:44,617 Here is a can of creamed corn for y'all.cdat 225 00:09:44,617 --> 00:09:46,252 Have a good day, darlin', all right?cdat 226 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:48,020 Uh, just a few more questions.cdat 227 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:49,356 Please, since you're here.cdt 228 00:09:49,355 --> 00:09:51,858 Oh, goody goody gumdrops.cdat 229 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:55,795 cdat So how long have you known Marisa?cdatcdt 230 00:09:55,795 --> 00:09:58,364 Since I was five.cdat 231 00:09:58,364 --> 00:10:00,967 You mean, since she was five?cdat 232 00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:03,903 Yes, that is true.cdat 233 00:10:03,903 --> 00:10:08,141 I have known Marisa since she was five.cdat 234 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:10,810 cdat We used to take baths together.cdat 235 00:10:12,979 --> 00:10:15,381 cdat Can we wrap this up now?cdat 236 00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:17,817 Uh, we're almost finished.cdt 237 00:10:17,817 --> 00:10:19,819 Would you say that Marisa is generally on time?cdat 238 00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:20,887 Oh, yes, absolutely.cdat 239 00:10:20,887 --> 00:10:22,622 She is always on time.cdat 240 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:27,794 For a party or a sale.cdatt 241 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:30,830 Not for anything important when you're really countin' on her.t 242 00:10:30,830 --> 00:10:34,300 Well, thank you for your candor.cdat 243 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,569 I have just one more question.cdat 244 00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:39,806 If you were me, would you hire Marisa for this job?cdat 245 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:42,809 No, no.cdat 246 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:46,012 No, no way. Absolutely not.cdat 247 00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:47,313 Negatory. Nein, nicht, nope.ct 248 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,348 If I wasn't clear before, no.cdat 249 00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:51,318 Wow.cdat 250 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,920 Uh, well, is there anything else you wanna tell me?cdat 251 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,655 You look like a sleepy turtle.cdat 252 00:10:58,758 --> 00:11:00,627 cdat Where I come from, dear, that's a compliment.cdat 253 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,331 No, it's not.cdatcdat 254 00:11:10,036 --> 00:11:11,871 cdatcdat Oh, hey, Sophie, looking good.cdat 255 00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:13,706 And smelling even better.cdat 256 00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:19,111 cdatcdat Hey, guys.cdat 257 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:21,047 I heard you guys killed it on the court last night.cdat 258 00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:23,016 Even though you lost 86-3,cdat 259 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,385 at least no one fainted this time.cdat 260 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:26,753 Way to hydrate.cdat 261 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,025 cdat I am so glad that truth serum wore off.cdt 262 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,994 Feels good to lie again.cdat 263 00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:35,394 KCt 264 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:37,564 Hey, Marisa.cdat 265 00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:40,567 I just wanna say thank you so muct 266 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:41,802 for that recommendation yesterday.cdat 267 00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:43,503 Oh. Yeah, it's all good.cdat 268 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:45,305 I'm really glad it worked out,cdat 269 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:47,374 'cause I was actually really worriedcdat 270 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:48,841 that you were gonna be upset with me.cdat 271 00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:50,643 Why would I be upsett 272 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:52,712 You generously took the timet 273 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,181 out of your busy day to put on that elaborate costumt 274 00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:57,884 and heavy makeup to go all the wat 275 00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:02,021 down to the food bank and crush my dreams.t 276 00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:05,758 cdat So you are upset. That makes more sense.cdat 277 00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:08,661 If I wanted someone to go down there and point out 278 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,096 all of my flawst 279 00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:12,899 I could've just sent my mothert 280 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,934 Because of what you saidt 281 00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:16,903 Todd thinks that I am incapable of hard workt 282 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:19,773 Marisa, I didn't say that you couldn't work hard.cdat 283 00:12:19,772 --> 00:12:23,075 I said that you didn't work hard.cdat 284 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,711 Which now that I say it out loud,cdat 285 00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:26,046 is not very comforting. I'm sorry.cdat 286 00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:27,747 I really am.cdat 287 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,382 You know that I would never do anything to hurt you.cdat 288 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,784 Yeah, I know.cdat 289 00:12:31,784 --> 00:12:33,853 But in my defense, I told you,cdat 290 00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:35,555 I needed to wait till that truth serum wore off,cdat 291 00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:37,090 and the good news is, it did.cdat 292 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,125 I'm sorryt 293 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:42,028 Are you saying because you were on truth serumt 294 00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:44,564 you couldn't find one nice thing to say about met 295 00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:46,900 No. No, no, no.cdat 296 00:12:46,899 --> 00:12:49,101 No, I just got kinda jammed upcdat 297 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,437 with the way he was asking me the questions.cdat 298 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,104 Yes.cdat 299 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:55,075 After all of your experience being interrogatedcdat 300 00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:57,243 by international crime thugs,cdat 301 00:12:57,243 --> 00:13:00,446 I'm sure Food Bank Todd was very intimidating.t 302 00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:04,650 cdat He must've really raked you across the coals, huh?cdatt 303 00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:07,287 Marisa, don't be like that.cdat 304 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,823 Please? Look, I said I'm sorry and I meant it.cdat 305 00:13:09,822 --> 00:13:11,090 Let's be real. We all knowcdat 306 00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:12,992 that if you would've gotten the job,cdat 307 00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:15,761 you would've just gotten bored after five minutes and quit anyway.cdat 308 00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:18,131 KC, I know some people think that I'mcdat 309 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,166 just some shallow party girl, and yest 310 00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:24,170 I do like to have fun, but there is more to me than that.cdat 311 00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:27,073 cdat I really wanted that job with the food bank.cdat 312 00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:28,942 I wanted to make a difference.cdt 313 00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:30,843 Maybe my world isn't as big as yourst 314 00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:33,579 but right now, it's feeling a little too bigt 315 00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:35,881 - Maybe you shouldn't be in it. - ( bell rings )cdat 316 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,419 cdat Uh, Marisa, just to be clear,cdatcdat 317 00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:41,021 it's maybe, not definitely, right?cdat 318 00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:43,022 Because you said maybe,cdat 319 00:13:43,022 --> 00:13:45,358 but your body kinda said definitely.cdat 320 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:48,294 Marisa, it's a maybe, right? Marisa!cdat 321 00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:51,197 I don't think it's a maybe.cdat 322 00:13:53,199 --> 00:13:56,202 cdat As you guys can see from my family tree,cdatct 323 00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:57,437 both of my grandparents were accountants.cdat 324 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,205 ( coughs ) Lies.cdat 325 00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:01,774 And my parents are accountants, too.cdat 326 00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:05,011 ( coughs ) Lies!cdat 327 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:07,514 It's obvious, with all these accountantscdt 328 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,482 that I wanna grow up to be...cdat 329 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:12,285 anything but an accountant.cdat 330 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,020 She's lying.cdat 331 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,289 They're not accountants, they're spies.cdat 332 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:18,491 Spies? What?cdat 333 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,560 I don't know what he's talking about.cdat 334 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,063 And this one, she's a robot.cdat 335 00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:25,898 Yeah, right. I'm a robot.cdat 336 00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:28,701 I'm Judy. Bee-bop, bee-bop.cdat 337 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:31,871 - Beee.... - ( laughter )cdat 338 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,073 It's true. She is a robot.cdat 339 00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:35,575 Open your eyes, people.cdat 340 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,077 Have you ever seen her eat mac and cheese?cdat 341 00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:39,645 What kid doesn't like mac and cheese?cdat 342 00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:42,648 cdat Don't listen to Petey.cdatt 343 00:14:42,648 --> 00:14:45,317 His family tree grows nothing but nuts.cdat 344 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,859 cdatcdat Marisa, I need to talk to you.cdat 345 00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,562 Well, I don't want to talk to you.cdt 346 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,897 Okay, dude, come on, we need to work this out.cdat 347 00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,233 Can't you see that I am on a date?cdt 348 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:04,003 Cecil and I are in the middle of a scintillating conversationct 349 00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:06,939 where Cecil is telling me in 500 to 700 wordscdat 350 00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:08,941 about Roman mythology.cdat 351 00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:10,776 You do realize that she's just using youcdat 352 00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:12,078 so that you'll do her homework.cdat 353 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,113 Yeah, I know.cdat 354 00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:16,549 It's how I get all my dates.ct 355 00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,918 Gotta use what my mama gave me.cdat 356 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,553 Yeah, well, did she give you feet,cdat 357 00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:23,289 'cause I'm gonna need you to use 'em.cdat 358 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,928 cdat Know what, Marisa? Enough is enough.cdat 359 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,296 What's thatt 360 00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:31,898 It's Ernie's truth serum.cdat 361 00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:33,900 I know that I hurt you,cdat 362 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:36,269 and I think the only way for us to get past thiscdat 363 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,072 is for you to just get even, so I want youcdat 364 00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:41,440 to drink this and tell me whatever it is that's on your mind.cdat 365 00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:45,244 cdat Okay, look, I know you're hesitantcdatcdat 366 00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:47,947 because you don't want to hurt me as much as I hurt you...cdt 367 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:51,284 Really, I think that... Okay. Yeah, sure.cdat 368 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,887 Uh, let it fly. Let me have it.cdat 369 00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:57,289 You wanna know what I really think about yout 370 00:15:57,290 --> 00:16:00,460 Fine. I will tell you.ct 371 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,697 You make me the happiest person on Earth.cdat 372 00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:08,167 cdat I feel joy when I see your face.cdt 373 00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:10,236 When I am depressed, all I have to docdat 374 00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:13,506 is think about you, and it puts me in a good mood.t 375 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:19,345 cdat - Okay, well-- - I am not done with you.cdat 376 00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:21,347 The worst part is,ct 377 00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:24,150 you inspire me, KC Cooper.cdat 378 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:27,286 You inspire me to give back to the world the way you do.cdat 379 00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:31,123 That is why I wanted to work at the food bank in the first place.cdat 380 00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:32,424 cdat Because I see everything that you do,cdat 381 00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,761 and everything that you accomplish,cdat 382 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:37,496 and it makes me think maybe, just maybe,cdt 383 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,766 I could step outside my comfort zonecdat 384 00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:42,334 and accomplish a little bit more than I thought I couldt 385 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,337 Okay, I--cdat 386 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:47,273 I am still not done with yout 387 00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:49,542 I like that sweater on yout 388 00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,844 It is a nice colort 389 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,380 It totally complements the warm, sunny glowct 390 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:57,049 of your impossibly lovely, gorgeous skint 391 00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:03,856 cdat Okay, well, I don't need a truth serumcdat 392 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,658 to tell you that right now,cdat 393 00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:08,694 honestly, I feel terrible.cdt 394 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,796 I mean, so terrible that even Ivan the Terriblecdat 395 00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:12,231 would look at me and go,cdat 396 00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:14,333 "I can't with you. You are terrible."cdat 397 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:17,703 You are, but your hair is phenomenal.cdat 398 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,306 It is both bouncing and behaving.cdat 399 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:33,352 cdatcdat I'm so sorry about the weird way Petey acted at school.ct 400 00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:35,688 cdat Making up all those stories.ct 401 00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:39,158 Who does he think he is, Hans Christian Andersen?cdat 402 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,396 cdat Why can't he just stick his nose in his phont 403 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,265 and play games like all the other kidst 404 00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:48,834 Hey, don't feel like you have to apologize.cdat 405 00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:51,236 Also don't feel like you have to stay.cdat 406 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:53,606 I'm in no rush.cdat 407 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:57,376 They're tenting my house for bedbugs.cdat 408 00:17:57,376 --> 00:18:00,112 cdat Well, in that case,cdat 409 00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:01,714 you look thirsty.cdat 410 00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:04,350 Want some juice?cdat 411 00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:05,918 Love juice.cdat 412 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,787 Don't mind if I do.ct 413 00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:13,392 cdat That tastes weird.cdatcdt 414 00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:15,261 I love it.cdat 415 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,463 Hi, Mrs. Goldfeder.cdat 416 00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:22,368 Ernie. Have I ever told you how much I love this houset 417 00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:25,271 cdat and I love the way your mother decorated itt 418 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,707 I mean, a table in the kitchent 419 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:29,576 and a couch in the living room.cdat 420 00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:32,745 Who does that? I love, love, love it.cdat 421 00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:35,715 And I love, love, love being your neighbor.cdat 422 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,650 Wow.cdat 423 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:40,086 That's an awful lot of love.cdat 424 00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:42,155 ( gasps )cdat 425 00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:46,158 I really gotta stop leaving my experiments lying around.ct 426 00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:51,764 cdat If you would just give me a chance to...cdat 427 00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:54,066 Marisa, Marisa, pleaset 428 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:56,902 I just don't think you're the right person for this job.cdat 429 00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:58,837 Look, I have to tell you something.cdat 430 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,309 cdat I lied to you.cdatcdat 431 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,978 I've never had a real job in my life.cdat 432 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,747 That's why I sent my friend down herecdat 433 00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:11,284 to pretend she was my former employer.cdat 434 00:19:11,283 --> 00:19:14,253 She's not an older woman named Mrs. Dubois.cdat 435 00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:16,589 I can't tell you how sorry I am.cdat 436 00:19:18,424 --> 00:19:21,160 cdat I also can't tell you how she was able to accesscdt 437 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,928 cutting-edge facial prostheticst 438 00:19:22,928 --> 00:19:24,496 and movie-studio quality makeup,cdat 439 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:28,334 so let's just skip past that part, okay?cdat 440 00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:31,270 cdat I just... I really wanted this job.cdat 441 00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:32,805 I think what you're doing herecdat 442 00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:34,940 is important work,cdat 443 00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:37,342 and I wanted to be a part of that.cdat 444 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:41,347 In fact, I would do this job even if you didn't pay me.cdat 445 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:44,483 cdat Oh. Why didn't you say so?cdt 446 00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:47,486 There's a lot of competition requirementscdat 447 00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:50,189 for the paying position, but anyone can volunteer.cdat 448 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,124 You're hired.ct 449 00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:53,392 Hey, I really have the job?cdat 450 00:19:53,392 --> 00:19:56,128 Sure. You just won't get paid.cdat 451 00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:58,030 I'll take it.cdat 452 00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,566 And I promise, I will be worth every penny.cdat 453 00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:15,547 cdatcdat Okay, Marisa.t 454 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,016 Marisa, I am a highly trained spy.cdat 455 00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,551 How many times have I told youcdat 456 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,486 you cannot sneak up on me like that?cdat 457 00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:23,522 I don't remember the exact number.cdat 458 00:20:23,522 --> 00:20:26,658 But right now, I don't remember my exact name.t 459 00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:35,568 cdatcdat Oh, what's this?cdat 460 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:38,104 It's my "I'm sorry" memory board.cdat 461 00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:40,573 Oh, look. We're, like, five years old in this picture.t 462 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,842 Oh, how cute. I'm giving you a makeover.cdat 463 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:44,844 And here we are, just last week.cdat 464 00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:46,546 And you were giving me a makeover.cdat 465 00:20:46,545 --> 00:20:48,614 I don't know why I bother.cdat 466 00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:51,584 There's nothing anybody can do to make your hideous face look attractive.cdat 467 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,020 I am hoping that truth serum wore offt 468 00:20:54,019 --> 00:20:55,954 A couple hours ago.cdat 469 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:58,024 But, if you want the truth,cdat 470 00:20:58,023 --> 00:20:59,591 I didn't like what you said about me.cdat 471 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,895 But it wasn't 100% wrong,cdat 472 00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:05,631 and I am trying to change.cdat 473 00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:08,100 Which is why I went down to the food bank,cdat 474 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,703 came clean, and they are letting me be a volunteer.cdat 475 00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:12,538 That's awesomet 476 00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:14,540 Marisa, you handled it all by yourself.cdat 477 00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:16,042 I'm really, really proud of you.cdat 478 00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:17,943 You're totally becoming responsiblet 479 00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:21,647 So when does this new job startt 480 00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:24,316 A half hour ago.cdat 481 00:21:24,316 --> 00:21:25,684 I gotta go!cdat 482 00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:30,223 cdat Well, it's a process.cdatct 483 00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:34,827 cdat Do you know what I'm thinkingt 484 00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:38,397 That you love, love, love that apple?cdat 485 00:21:38,397 --> 00:21:41,567 You really get me, Ernie.cdat 486 00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:46,238 Believe it or not, some people find me annoying.ct 487 00:21:46,238 --> 00:21:50,275 cdat I'm gonna go with believe it.cdat 488 00:21:50,276 --> 00:21:51,811 cdat ( knocking on door )cdat 489 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,646 Hey, neighbor. I got your message. What's up?t 490 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,615 We just bought a new juicer.cdat 491 00:21:55,614 --> 00:21:58,150 - I thought you'd like to try a sample. - Sounds tasty.cdat 492 00:21:59,084 --> 00:22:01,687 cdat Oh, Mr. Hancock.cdatcdat 493 00:22:01,687 --> 00:22:03,522 You know Mrs. Goldfeder, right?cdat 494 00:22:03,522 --> 00:22:05,724 Yeah, that loud, obnoxious windbag who...cdat 495 00:22:10,629 --> 00:22:12,831 cdatcdat Makes my heart flutter like a butterflycdat 496 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,767 on a warm summer day.cdat 497 00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:19,372 You're not too shabby yourself, Mr. Sweet Talker.cdt 498 00:22:19,371 --> 00:22:21,707 cdat Wow. I never noticet 499 00:22:21,707 --> 00:22:24,176 what blue eyes you have.cdat 500 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,979 I could go swimming in those pools.cdat 501 00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:29,048 Well, dive on in.cdat 502 00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:31,317 The water's fine.cdat 503 00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:33,619 Can I interest you in coming overcdat 504 00:22:33,619 --> 00:22:34,620 for a cup of coffeet 505 00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:37,456 Okay. You should know,cdat 506 00:22:37,456 --> 00:22:41,560 I like my coffee hot, blonde, and full-bodied.cdat 507 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:44,129 You left out "to go."cdat