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cdat Hey! What are you doing tomorrowt
Well, it's Tuesday, so I'm gonna be at school.cdat
What are you gonna do?cdat
I meant after schoolt
Hey, here's an idea off the top of my headt
Not like I put any thought into itt
Why don't we play dress-up? You can be, I don't know,ct
a middle-aged Southern bellet
( chuckles ) I have a better idea.cdat
How about you play dress-up as someone who gets realcdat
and tells me what they really want.cdat
Okay, I need you to do thiscdat
because I applied for an after-school job,t
and I need a recommendation from my former employer, Mrs. Dubois.cdat
The only problem is, Mrs. Dubois does not existt
So you want me to pretend to be your old boss,cdat
and you picked a Southern belle?cdat
It was either that or a Russian contortionistt
Your spine should be thanking me.ct
Come on, it is a cool job.cdt
Working at a food bank, helping people in our community.cdat
Don't you want me to be a better persont
Of course I do. Let me get you started off.cdat
Stop lying about your work experience.cdat
Come on, KC, please.cdat
Okay, fine.cdat
Fine. What are we thinkingt
Big hair maybe. Some glasses.ct
Whatever you think.cdat
But a parasol wouldn't kill anybody.cdat
Actually, last time I used a parasolcdt
on a mission... never mind.cdat
I'll do it.cdt
♪ Oh, when danger comes for you ♪cdatcdat
♪ You know I'll stand beside you ♪cdat
♪ 'Cause ain't nobody keep things hustle cool ♪cdat
♪ I'll always find a way, a way out of the fire ♪cdat
cdat ♪ Don't tell nobody, tell nobody ♪cdat
cdat ♪ I'm not perfect ♪cdat
♪ So many things I wanna tell you ♪cdat
cdat ♪ But I, I, I, I keep it undercover ♪cdat
cdat ♪ Livin' my life, no way to learn ♪cdat
♪ Doin' my thing, gonna make it work ♪cdat
♪ Know I'm the realest, baby, I'm fearless ♪cdat
♪ But I always got your back ♪cdat
♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪cdat
♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪cdat
♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪cdat
♪ It's all part of the plan ♪cdat
I keep it undercover.cdat
cdatYeah, I think this batch is gonna work.cdat
cdat Bro.cdat
How many times do I have to tell you,cdat
you cannot make yourself a girlfriend.cdat
For your information, I happen to be working oncdat
advancing my career.cdat
As what? A weird scientist.cdat
'Cause you're already halfway there.cdat
Oh, clown all you want.cdat
You certainly have the feet for it.cdat
I am trying to make a name for myselfcdat
in the Organization.cdat
Oh, really? I thought you already had a name.cdat
Agent Nobody Else Was Available. Ha ha!cdat
Eh.cdat
Look, this is my shot.cdatt
I know I'm never gonna be Action Hero Guy.cdat
cdat Feel free to disagree at any point.cdat
cdat - Sure, you could. - Sure, you can.cdatcdat
Anyway, I have mad serious science skills.cdat
And lab techs solve just as many casescdat
as field agents.cdat
I'm just trying to improve myself.cdat
But if you wanna make fun of me, go right ahead.t
Fine. You're so uglycdat
that when Agent Kira dropped you off at school,cdt
she got a ticket for littering. Ha!cdat
Denied.cdat
cdat You know what? Science is coot
and so are you. I'm proud of you, brot
Thank you.cdat
It feels nice to be appreciated.cdat
Plus, when I get rich from my experiments,cdat
I'm gonna be able to buy myself a 3-D printer.cdat
That's right, this boy's not going to prom alone.cdat
cdatcdat Uh, why is that glass empty?cdat
What happened to the truth serum I've been working on?cdat
cdat Oh, hey, Sophie. Good seeing you.cdatcdat
You still smell like cat pee.cdat
cdat Why did I just say that?cdat
I mean, it's true, but why did I just say that?cdat
Oh, hey, what's up, guys?cdat
Way to lose that 58-point lead last night.cdat
You guys choke more than CPR dummies.cdat
cdat I am so sorry...cdatcdat
that I didn't say that sooner.cdat
- Hey, KC-- - Not now, Ernie.cdatcdat
I'm feeling really weird and I feel like something is seriously wrong with me.cdt
We don't have time to discuss your personality flaws right now.cdat
But let's bookmark it,cdat
because that's a conversation I've been dying to have.cdat
cdat But right now, here's what you need to knowt
I created a truth serum, you accidentally drank it,cdt
and it's working.cdat
Are you feeling any side effects?cdat
Yeah, just this overwhelming urge to strangle my brother.ct
cdat I don't know why they're making us give dumb presentationscdt
about our dumb family history.cdat
And I don't know why the gluecdat
doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle.cdat
At least this project gives us a chancecdat
to get to know each other better.cdat
I know everything I need to know about the kids in our class.ct
They're loud, smelly doofs.cdt
Present company included.cdat
You mean excluded.cdat
Do I? Do I really?cdat
cdat Ernie, your stupid little truth serumcdatcdt
- is driving me nuts. - Uh, KC.cdat
Not now, Judy. You know what it's likecdat
to tell the truth all day? No, you don't,cdat
because no one actually tells the truth all day.cdat
We protect each other's feelings.cdat
And you know what happens when you don't?cdat
People start to develop feelings about you,cdat
like hatred and disgust and apparently,cdat
they don't need your little truth serumcdat
- to share their truthful feelings. - Uh, KC, we have company.cdt
( distractedly ) Hi, Petey.cdat
( sweetly ) Hi, Petey.cdat
What were you just saying about a truth serum?cdat
Nothing...cdat
that I can say without you finding out aboutcdat
our family secret.cdat
cdat What family secret?cdatcdt
Uh, we're competitive cloggers.cdat
Uh, we came in third at the Mid-Atlantic Clog-Off.cdt
cdat He's lying. We're spiest
You're spies?!cdat
Don't listen to KC.cdat
She's just pulling your leg.cdat
We're just your regular, average, normal family.cdat
And Judy's a robot.cdat
I knew something was going on around heret
The comings, the goings.cdat
That time you threw the girl's head across the attic.cdat
cdat And of course you're a robot.cdat
I've never seen you eat.cdat
That's because you make me lose my appetite.cdat
Liar! Spy! Robot!cdat
Mom!!cdat
cdat That went well.cdat
KC: No, it didn'tt
cdatcdat MARISA: KC, I need to talk to you.cdat
cdatcdat KC, I...cdat
Ernie, I thought you said KC was up here.cdat
I am.cdat
cdatcdat Why are you in that boxt
I'm hiding from you.cdat
cdat If you wanted to hide from met
just go to the libraryt
Now stop playing.cdat
It's time for you to become Mrs. Dubois,cdat
and give me the recommendation for the food bank.cdat
Okay, Marisa, look.cdat
Um, I have to tell you something.cdat
I just want you to listen and say okaycdat
for the sake of our friendship, all right?cdt
Okay.cdat
I cannot give you that recommendation today.cdat
Okay. Why?cdat
Marisa, why can't you just say okay?cdat
cdat KC, what's going on?cdat
Ernie gave me a truth serumt
and now I am not responsible for the words that come out of my moutht
Ooh, like last year when I had the flu.cdat
( makes vomiting sound )cdat
Yeah, that, um...ct
That wasn't the flu.ct
I actually undercooked the brownies I made yout
and gave you a mild case of food poisoning.cdat
Well, it wasn't really mild, because technically,cdat
you were dead for almost a minute.t
See that? That's the truth serum,cdat
and I can't control itt
Okay. I'm skipping past the "you killed me" partcdat
cdat and going straight to relax.cdat
All you have to do is say that I'd becdat
the best candidate for the job.cdat
( clears throat t
Yes, that is what you want me to say.cdat
cdat Uh, but...cdat
Being Mrs. Dubois, that would be untruthful, rightt
So I really think that we should just postponet
But they're deciding today.cdat
If you don't go and give me the recommendation,t
I won't get the job.cdat
You're not really gonna let me down, are you?cdat
cdatcdat My, my, my.cdat
And a good afternoon to you, Mr. Todd Clint, I presume.cdat
cdat Mrs. Dubois, I presume.cdat
Well, you presume wrong.cdat
Excuse me?cdat
My friends, they call me KC.cdat
I hope you'll call me KC, too.cdat
All right? Everybody calls me KC.cdat
cdatcdat Okay.cdat
Uh, Mrs. Dubois.ct
Mm-mm-mm.cdat
KC.cdat
It says here that Marisa worked ascdat
your part-time personal assistant.cdat
Yes.cdat
That is what it says.cdat
Those words are on that paper.cdat
cdat You know, Marisa,cdatcdat
she is a lovely gal.cdat
She's vivacious, good-humored,cdat
sweeter than a sugar cake on a baby's bottom.cdat
cdat Well, I should go now.cdat
Here is a can of creamed corn for y'all.cdat
Have a good day, darlin', all right?cdat
Uh, just a few more questions.cdat
Please, since you're here.cdt
Oh, goody goody gumdrops.cdat
cdat So how long have you known Marisa?cdatcdt
Since I was five.cdat
You mean, since she was five?cdat
Yes, that is true.cdat
I have known Marisa since she was five.cdat
cdat We used to take baths together.cdat
cdat Can we wrap this up now?cdat
Uh, we're almost finished.cdt
Would you say that Marisa is generally on time?cdat
Oh, yes, absolutely.cdat
She is always on time.cdat
For a party or a sale.cdatt
Not for anything important when you're really countin' on her.t
Well, thank you for your candor.cdat
I have just one more question.cdat
If you were me, would you hire Marisa for this job?cdat
No, no.cdat
No, no way. Absolutely not.cdat
Negatory. Nein, nicht, nope.ct
If I wasn't clear before, no.cdat
Wow.cdat
Uh, well, is there anything else you wanna tell me?cdat
You look like a sleepy turtle.cdat
cdat Where I come from, dear, that's a compliment.cdat
No, it's not.cdatcdat
cdatcdat Oh, hey, Sophie, looking good.cdat
And smelling even better.cdat
cdatcdat Hey, guys.cdat
I heard you guys killed it on the court last night.cdat
Even though you lost 86-3,cdat
at least no one fainted this time.cdat
Way to hydrate.cdat
cdat I am so glad that truth serum wore off.cdt
Feels good to lie again.cdat
KCt
Hey, Marisa.cdat
I just wanna say thank you so muct
for that recommendation yesterday.cdat
Oh. Yeah, it's all good.cdat
I'm really glad it worked out,cdat
'cause I was actually really worriedcdat
that you were gonna be upset with me.cdat
Why would I be upsett
You generously took the timet
out of your busy day to put on that elaborate costumt
and heavy makeup to go all the wat
down to the food bank and crush my dreams.t
cdat So you are upset. That makes more sense.cdat
If I wanted someone to go down there and point out
all of my flawst
I could've just sent my mothert
Because of what you saidt
Todd thinks that I am incapable of hard workt
Marisa, I didn't say that you couldn't work hard.cdat
I said that you didn't work hard.cdat
Which now that I say it out loud,cdat
is not very comforting. I'm sorry.cdat
I really am.cdat
You know that I would never do anything to hurt you.cdat
Yeah, I know.cdat
But in my defense, I told you,cdat
I needed to wait till that truth serum wore off,cdat
and the good news is, it did.cdat
I'm sorryt
Are you saying because you were on truth serumt
you couldn't find one nice thing to say about met
No. No, no, no.cdat
No, I just got kinda jammed upcdat
with the way he was asking me the questions.cdat
Yes.cdat
After all of your experience being interrogatedcdat
by international crime thugs,cdat
I'm sure Food Bank Todd was very intimidating.t
cdat He must've really raked you across the coals, huh?cdatt
Marisa, don't be like that.cdat
Please? Look, I said I'm sorry and I meant it.cdat
Let's be real. We all knowcdat
that if you would've gotten the job,cdat
you would've just gotten bored after five minutes and quit anyway.cdat
KC, I know some people think that I'mcdat
just some shallow party girl, and yest
I do like to have fun, but there is more to me than that.cdat
cdat I really wanted that job with the food bank.cdat
I wanted to make a difference.cdt
Maybe my world isn't as big as yourst
but right now, it's feeling a little too bigt
- Maybe you shouldn't be in it. - ( bell rings )cdat
cdat Uh, Marisa, just to be clear,cdatcdat
it's maybe, not definitely, right?cdat
Because you said maybe,cdat
but your body kinda said definitely.cdat
Marisa, it's a maybe, right? Marisa!cdat
I don't think it's a maybe.cdat
cdat As you guys can see from my family tree,cdatct
both of my grandparents were accountants.cdat
( coughs ) Lies.cdat
And my parents are accountants, too.cdat
( coughs ) Lies!cdat
It's obvious, with all these accountantscdt
that I wanna grow up to be...cdat
anything but an accountant.cdat
She's lying.cdat
They're not accountants, they're spies.cdat
Spies? What?cdat
I don't know what he's talking about.cdat
And this one, she's a robot.cdat
Yeah, right. I'm a robot.cdat
I'm Judy. Bee-bop, bee-bop.cdat
- Beee.... - ( laughter )cdat
It's true. She is a robot.cdat
Open your eyes, people.cdat
Have you ever seen her eat mac and cheese?cdat
What kid doesn't like mac and cheese?cdat
cdat Don't listen to Petey.cdatt
His family tree grows nothing but nuts.cdat
cdatcdat Marisa, I need to talk to you.cdat
Well, I don't want to talk to you.cdt
Okay, dude, come on, we need to work this out.cdat
Can't you see that I am on a date?cdt
Cecil and I are in the middle of a scintillating conversationct
where Cecil is telling me in 500 to 700 wordscdat
about Roman mythology.cdat
You do realize that she's just using youcdat
so that you'll do her homework.cdat
Yeah, I know.cdat
It's how I get all my dates.ct
Gotta use what my mama gave me.cdat
Yeah, well, did she give you feet,cdat
'cause I'm gonna need you to use 'em.cdat
cdat Know what, Marisa? Enough is enough.cdat
What's thatt
It's Ernie's truth serum.cdat
I know that I hurt you,cdat
and I think the only way for us to get past thiscdat
is for you to just get even, so I want youcdat
to drink this and tell me whatever it is that's on your mind.cdat
cdat Okay, look, I know you're hesitantcdatcdat
because you don't want to hurt me as much as I hurt you...cdt
Really, I think that... Okay. Yeah, sure.cdat
Uh, let it fly. Let me have it.cdat
You wanna know what I really think about yout
Fine. I will tell you.ct
You make me the happiest person on Earth.cdat
cdat I feel joy when I see your face.cdt
When I am depressed, all I have to docdat
is think about you, and it puts me in a good mood.t
cdat - Okay, well-- - I am not done with you.cdat
The worst part is,ct
you inspire me, KC Cooper.cdat
You inspire me to give back to the world the way you do.cdat
That is why I wanted to work at the food bank in the first place.cdat
cdat Because I see everything that you do,cdat
and everything that you accomplish,cdat
and it makes me think maybe, just maybe,cdt
I could step outside my comfort zonecdat
and accomplish a little bit more than I thought I couldt
Okay, I--cdat
I am still not done with yout
I like that sweater on yout
It is a nice colort
It totally complements the warm, sunny glowct
of your impossibly lovely, gorgeous skint
cdat Okay, well, I don't need a truth serumcdat
to tell you that right now,cdat
honestly, I feel terrible.cdt
I mean, so terrible that even Ivan the Terriblecdat
would look at me and go,cdat
"I can't with you. You are terrible."cdat
You are, but your hair is phenomenal.cdat
It is both bouncing and behaving.cdat
cdatcdat I'm so sorry about the weird way Petey acted at school.ct
cdat Making up all those stories.ct
Who does he think he is, Hans Christian Andersen?cdat
cdat Why can't he just stick his nose in his phont
and play games like all the other kidst
Hey, don't feel like you have to apologize.cdat
Also don't feel like you have to stay.cdat
I'm in no rush.cdat
They're tenting my house for bedbugs.cdat
cdat Well, in that case,cdat
you look thirsty.cdat
Want some juice?cdat
Love juice.cdat
Don't mind if I do.ct
cdat That tastes weird.cdatcdt
I love it.cdat
Hi, Mrs. Goldfeder.cdat
Ernie. Have I ever told you how much I love this houset
cdat and I love the way your mother decorated itt
I mean, a table in the kitchent
and a couch in the living room.cdat
Who does that? I love, love, love it.cdat
And I love, love, love being your neighbor.cdat
Wow.cdat
That's an awful lot of love.cdat
( gasps )cdat
I really gotta stop leaving my experiments lying around.ct
cdat If you would just give me a chance to...cdat
Marisa, Marisa, pleaset
I just don't think you're the right person for this job.cdat
Look, I have to tell you something.cdat
cdat I lied to you.cdatcdat
I've never had a real job in my life.cdat
That's why I sent my friend down herecdat
to pretend she was my former employer.cdat
She's not an older woman named Mrs. Dubois.cdat
I can't tell you how sorry I am.cdat
cdat I also can't tell you how she was able to accesscdt
cutting-edge facial prostheticst
and movie-studio quality makeup,cdat
so let's just skip past that part, okay?cdat
cdat I just... I really wanted this job.cdat
I think what you're doing herecdat
is important work,cdat
and I wanted to be a part of that.cdat
In fact, I would do this job even if you didn't pay me.cdat
cdat Oh. Why didn't you say so?cdt
There's a lot of competition requirementscdat
for the paying position, but anyone can volunteer.cdat
You're hired.ct
Hey, I really have the job?cdat
Sure. You just won't get paid.cdat
I'll take it.cdat
And I promise, I will be worth every penny.cdat
cdatcdat Okay, Marisa.t
Marisa, I am a highly trained spy.cdat
How many times have I told youcdat
you cannot sneak up on me like that?cdat
I don't remember the exact number.cdat
But right now, I don't remember my exact name.t
cdatcdat Oh, what's this?cdat
It's my "I'm sorry" memory board.cdat
Oh, look. We're, like, five years old in this picture.t
Oh, how cute. I'm giving you a makeover.cdat
And here we are, just last week.cdat
And you were giving me a makeover.cdat
I don't know why I bother.cdat
There's nothing anybody can do to make your hideous face look attractive.cdat
I am hoping that truth serum wore offt
A couple hours ago.cdat
But, if you want the truth,cdat
I didn't like what you said about me.cdat
But it wasn't 100% wrong,cdat
and I am trying to change.cdat
Which is why I went down to the food bank,cdat
came clean, and they are letting me be a volunteer.cdat
That's awesomet
Marisa, you handled it all by yourself.cdat
I'm really, really proud of you.cdat
You're totally becoming responsiblet
So when does this new job startt
A half hour ago.cdat
I gotta go!cdat
cdat Well, it's a process.cdatct
cdat Do you know what I'm thinkingt
That you love, love, love that apple?cdat
You really get me, Ernie.cdat
Believe it or not, some people find me annoying.ct
cdat I'm gonna go with believe it.cdat
cdat ( knocking on door )cdat
Hey, neighbor. I got your message. What's up?t
We just bought a new juicer.cdat
- I thought you'd like to try a sample. - Sounds tasty.cdat
cdat Oh, Mr. Hancock.cdatcdat
You know Mrs. Goldfeder, right?cdat
Yeah, that loud, obnoxious windbag who...cdat
cdatcdat Makes my heart flutter like a butterflycdat
on a warm summer day.cdat
You're not too shabby yourself, Mr. Sweet Talker.cdt
cdat Wow. I never noticet
what blue eyes you have.cdat
I could go swimming in those pools.cdat
Well, dive on in.cdat
The water's fine.cdat
Can I interest you in coming overcdat
for a cup of coffeet
Okay. You should know,cdat
I like my coffee hot, blonde, and full-bodied.cdat
You left out "to go."cdat