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cdat
Previously...cdatcdat
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I didn't get to properly
introduce myself before.cdat
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I'm KC Cooper,
and I'm your cousin.cdat
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I'm actually looking at
my mother's face.cdat
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- Abby, she's alive.
- What?cdat
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She's alive, and I know
where she is.cdat
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We did good, Mom.cdat
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You did good.cdat
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So what are you really
doing here?cdat
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- Carrying out my mission.
- Which is?cdat
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To win KC's trust
so she'd convince Kiracdat
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to bring me to you.cdat
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cdatcdat
Abby and Erica just have us
backed into a corner,cdat
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and we're just supposed to
carry out whatever mission
they ask of us.cdat
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This is awful,
and part of me feels
like it's all my fault.cdat
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Why would you feel
that way, honey?cdat
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Just because you insisted on
being friends with Abbycdat
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even after I said let it go,
and because you insisted oncdt
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making her a part of
the family,cdat
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even though I said
she was bad news,cdat
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and because you were the one
that talked me intocdat
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reuniting Abby with
her mother,cdat
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dragging my evil freak
of a sistercdat
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out from under a rock
and back into our lives?cdat
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No, honey, it ain't
your fault at all.cdat
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cdat
You're not perfect
either, you know.cdat
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cdatcdat
Thanks for showing up, ladiest
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Not that you had a choice.cdat
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Oh, Erica,
nice shoes.cdat
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I'd love to take
a better look at themcdat
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right after a twister
drops a house on you.cdat
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Interesting location
for a meeting.cdatcdat
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It's a convenient
location,cdat
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since your mission
will be carried outcdat
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at the Georgetown
Potomac Hotel.cdat
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That's where the election
night results party's
being held.cdat
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I'm impressed, KCt
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Now I feel bad for
calling you a gullible idiott
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Oh, do you want a beat down,cdat
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'cause I'm having
a two-for-one special,cdat
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and I do not
charge delivery.
Let's go!cdat
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All right,
all right.cdat
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Okay, Erica, come on,
let's get this over with.
What do you want?cdat
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KC will sneak us
and a weaponcdat
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past hotel security
tomorrow night.cdat
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What? Absolutely not.
I'm not gonna let
my baby do that.cdat
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( baby voice )
Oh, poor little KCt
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Do you also need
a nap during your missiont
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cdat
Oh, poor wittle Abby.cdatcdat
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Do you have
a bwuised spween?cdat
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That's enough, KC.cdat
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But good shot, baby.cdat
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If you don't do
what you're told,cdatcdat
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I'll be more than happy
to take an ax to
the family tree.cdat
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starting with your branch.cdat
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I'll be escorting you to
the hotel personally
tomorrow night.cdatcdat
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But it's impossible to
bring a weapon intocdat
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that highly secured area.cdat
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Unless your father's
the future vice-president'scdat
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head of security detail.cdat
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Wow, two for twot
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Even a stopped clock
is right once a dayt
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( derisive chuckle )
It's twice a day.cdat
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If you're gonna make
some sarcastic barbs,cdat
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at least try to
make them right, okay?cdat
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cdatcdat
This is Agent Johnson.
Code red.cdat
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The future president
could be at risk.cdat
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( drunkenly )
Have a blessed day.cdat
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( normal voice )
Darn it. That was
a six-dollar espresso.cdat
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cdat ♪ Oh, when danger
comes for you ♪cdatcdat
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♪ You know
I'll stand beside you ♪cdat
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♪ 'Cause ain't nobody
keep things hustle cool ♪cdat
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♪ I'll always find a way,
a way out of the fire ♪cdat
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cdat ♪ Don't tell nobody,
tell nobody ♪cdat
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cdat ♪ I'm not perfect ♪cdat
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♪ So many things
I wanna tell you ♪cdat
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cdat ♪ But I, I, I,
I keep it undercover ♪cdat
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cdat ♪ Livin' my life,
no way to learn ♪cdat
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♪ Doin' my thing,
gonna make it work ♪cdat
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♪ Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless ♪cdat
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♪ But I always
got your back ♪cdat
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♪ Nobody can do it
like I can ♪cdat
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♪ I gotta find out
who I am ♪cdat
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♪ Ain't got to worry
about me ♪cdat
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♪ It's all
part of the plan ♪cdat
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I keep it undercover.cdat
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I keep it
undercover.cdat
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You know, I'd say
I'll miss you, Ernie,cdat
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but my parents
taught me not to lie.cdat
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Well, don't let the door
hit yacdat
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where the good Lord
split ya.cdat
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cdat That kid has
no respect for met
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If I never see him again,
it'll be too soon.cdat
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You're heading up
his security teamcdat
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for the election results
party tomorrow night.cdat
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So I guess
it's too soon.cdat
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What? I'm on the verge
of killing that obnoxious kid.t
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Good. Then you can start
by protecting him from yourselft
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Fine.
It's my own fault.cdat
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I guess I'm just
too darn good at what I do.cdt
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cdat
Yeah, let's just
call it that.cdatcdat
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cdat
You need to get
that weapon
through securityt
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then await
further instructiont
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You don't have
to do this, you know.cdat
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( derisive chuckle t
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You don't get itt
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I'm not the sweet little
orphan girl I pretended to be.t
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I'm not being forced.
I want to do it.cdat
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I was talking about
taking Connecticut Avenue.cdat
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cdat
I mean, with this traffic,
we're not gonna move anywhere.ct
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So how about
you just turn around,cdat
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and we'll do this
next election.cdat
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Enough, KC. You're not
gonna change my mind.cdat
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cdat
Look, Abby,
I think you're confused.cdat
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You just got your mom back,
and you wanna make her happy,ct
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- and that's normal.
- ( evil laughter )cdat
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That evil laugh,
that's not normal.cdat
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This is not about my mom.cdat
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This is about
a lifetime of preparation.cdt
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I was trained to be
the best of the worst.cdat
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Please. I have seen
better worse.cdat
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I mean, you're not
the worst best of the worst,ct
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but you are definitely not
the best best of the worst.cdt
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For your information,
I'm special.cdat
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- How?
- I just am.cdat
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- Yeah, whatever.
- I am.cdat
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No, you're just like
everybody else.cdat
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Oh, really? Was everybody
else raised by the head
of the Other Side?cdat
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Yeah, right. No one
even knows who the head
of the Other Side is.cdat
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I do.
I call him Daddy.cdat
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That seems inappropriate.cdat
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cdat
Unless he's
your actual daddy.cdatcdt
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What can I say?cdat
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I was born to be bad.cdat
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Yeah, well, you weren't
born to drive,cdat
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because we've been sitting
at this green lightcdat
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for the past
two minutes.cdat
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( horns honking )cdat
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cdatcdat
COLIN: Who is itt
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It's Ernie.cdat
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- Ernie who?
- Ernie Cooper.cdat
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I don't think I know
an Ernie Cooper.cdat
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You knew me when
you left my house yesterday.ct
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Oh! That Ernie Cooper.cdat
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Sorry. I'm not supposed
to open the door.cdat
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You can
for me.cdat
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I'm your
head of security.cdat
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If you're
my head of security,cdat
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then why can't you
open the door?cdat
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Just open it!cdat
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cdat
Thank you.cdatcdat
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Look, I know
you think I'm a loser,cdat
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but I'm very qualified
to keep you safe,cdat
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and I'll be keeping
my eyes on you at all times.ct
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So in other words,
you're my babysitter?cdat
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Well, if I am,
that makes you a babyt
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Well, if I'm a baby,
go ahead and change my diaper!ct
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If the job requires it,
I will.cdat
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cdat
- This just got weird.
- Big time.cdatcdat
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cdat
( machine beeps )cdatcdat
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- Next.
- ( machine beeps )cdat
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Keep moving.cdat
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Move it alongt
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Okay, I'm in.
What do I do now?cdat
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ABBY: Get through security
using the cloaking gadgetcdt
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I gave you,
like we planned.cdat
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Stop talking to me.
You look like a lunatic.cdt
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Says the girl who has
an elaborate plancdatcdat
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to take over the world.cdat
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cdat
Keep movingt
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Keep movingt
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Nextt
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cdat
Nextt
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Keep movingt
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Nextt
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cdat
Move it alongt
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Keep moving.cdatcdat
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cdatcdat
( alarm beeps )cdat
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We need to do that again.cdat
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cdatcdat
Next.cdat
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Excuse me. You've been
selected for random pat-down.ct
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cdatcdat
Weapon! Get down!cdat
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cdat
KC? What are you
doing here?cdatcdat
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Uh, is it Bring
Your Daughter To Work Day?cdt
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I'm sorry, Craig.
I forgot to tell you.cdat
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I asked KC to be
extra back-up.cdat
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It's all right.
She's with us.
It's all right.cdat
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KC, you need to be
more careful.cdat
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These agents
don't know you.cdat
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They thought you were trying
to sneak a weapon in here.cdt
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( nervous laughter )cdat
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cdatcdat
Keeping this secret
from your father is killing me.t
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Yeah, I have another
secret that you can't
tell him about.cdat
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I just found out
that Abby's dadt
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- is the head of
the Other Side.
- Seriously?cdat
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My sister married
the head of the Other Side?cdat
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And my parents were
disappointed when
I chose your father.cdat
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Wait till they hear this.cdat
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cdat
ABBY: Keep moving.cdatcdt
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Telling Kira about my dad
won't do any good.cdat
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Without a name or a face,
you have nothing.cdat
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Nothing but a deep hatred
for my cousin.cdat
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cdatcdat
On your left
room 1217.cdat
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cdat
It's locked.
What now.cdatcdat
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I guess we'll have to
call off the mission.cdat
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You might as well
go home.cdat
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- Really?
- No!cdat
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You're a spy.
Is this your first locked door?t
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No, it's not
my first locked door.cdat
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cdatcdat
Place the dart gun
in the desk drawer.cdat
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Okay, I did it.cdat
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KC, there are cameras
everywhere.cdat
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I can see you.
If you don't believe me,cdt
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that pant suit
is no friend of yours.cdat
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Now put the dart gun
in the drawer.cdat
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cdatcdat
KC?cdat
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Oh, Senator Cleveland.cdat
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I was just, um...
checking the room.cdat
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Making sure
everything's secure.cdat
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You know, like me,cdat
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because I am rocking
this pant suit.cdat
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In fact, I am rocking itcdat
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harder than it's ever been
rocked before.cdat
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- Right, Senator?
- Oh, yes, yes.cdat
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You look very nice, KC.cdat
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Uh... thank you?cdat
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cdat
No problem.cdat
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cdatcdat
Mom, come in.cdat
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cdatcdat
Room service.cdat
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Compliments of the hotel.cdat
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In honor of you
winning the election.cdat
233
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Oh, well, we haven't
won yet.cdat
234
00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,995
Oh, Senator, if I didn't
think you were going to win,ct
235
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I wouldn't be here.cdat
236
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,803
cdat
Now...cdat
237
00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:46,472
Listen to
the sound of my voice.cdat
238
00:11:46,472 --> 00:11:50,009
You do remember
the sound of my voice,
don't you?cdat
239
00:11:50,009 --> 00:11:52,578
cdat
I remember.cdat
240
00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:54,014
And I await
your instructionst
241
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It worked.cdat
242
00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:58,251
He's completely
under my control now.cdat
243
00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:00,186
After I nail Ellis
with this dart,cdt
244
00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:02,055
he'll go into a comat
245
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,857
and our
vice-presidential
puppetcdat
246
00:12:03,856 --> 00:12:09,095
will be the acting
president of the United States.t
247
00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:11,564
cdat
You need that sugar like
you need a hole in your head.ct
248
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How would you like
a hole in your headt
249
00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:16,002
- Try it. I dare you.
I dare you!
- You make me sick.cdat
250
00:12:16,002 --> 00:12:17,770
I can't stand
the sight of you.cdat
251
00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:20,239
Gotta admit,
I missed you, babe.cdat
252
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,110
Same here, sweetheart.cdat
253
00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:25,144
( knock on door )cdat
254
00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,716
cdat
Colin, where are you?cdatct
255
00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:32,352
Dude, it's not cool
to ditch your security.cdat
256
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,554
Just kidding, sir.cdat
257
00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:37,190
I know exactly where
your son is.cdat
258
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:40,093
Sir? Are you all right?cdat
259
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:43,964
Hello! Are you okay?cdat
260
00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:46,933
Oh, he's fine.
Just a little brainwashed.cdat
261
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:49,903
Aunt Erica. I didn't know
you were in DC.cdat
262
00:12:49,902 --> 00:12:53,005
Hey, when did you get
a job in the hotel?cdat
263
00:12:56,075 --> 00:13:00,246
cdat
Ernie, you are now
under my control.cdat
264
00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:01,380
cdat
Do you understand?cdat
265
00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:03,383
Yes, Aunt Ericat
266
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,452
You will forget
you ever saw me.cdat
267
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,987
And just to be sure you don't
get in the way tonight,cdat
268
00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:10,823
whenever you hear
the word "election,"cdat
269
00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:14,493
you will have
the overwhelming urge to pee.ct
270
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,930
cdat
Do you understand?cdat
271
00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:18,964
Yes, I understandt
272
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:22,335
Let's be sure.
Election.cdat
273
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:25,171
Election.
- ( zipper unzips )cdat
274
00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:26,673
Stop!cdat
275
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,776
To be clear,cdatcdat
276
00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:33,480
you will take care of
your urge in the bathroom.cdt
277
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,421
cdatcdat
Excuse me.
Sorry.cdat
278
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,823
Mom, I figured out
what their plan ist
279
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,792
The second Ellis is
elected president,cdat
280
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:47,494
they're gonna shoot him
with a dart guncdat
281
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:48,995
so we need to find out
who's going to use that weapon.t
282
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,697
Or you can keep
your mouth shutcdat
283
00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,966
and maybe
your family will live.cdat
284
00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:55,034
Bacon-wrapped fig?ct
285
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:57,303
Look, what you guys
are doing is wrongt
286
00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:59,338
and you're not gonna
get away with it.cdt
287
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,174
This is all gonna be
tracked back to yout
288
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,976
Will it?cdat
289
00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:04,276
Or will it get tracked back
to the person whose fingerprintt
290
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:05,879
are on the dart gun?cdat
291
00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:08,447
Which would be met
292
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,383
You're gonna pin this
on your own niece?cdat
293
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:12,886
We were never
really that close.cdat
294
00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:17,123
cdat
Oh, yeah?
Well, you are awful.cdatct
295
00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:19,092
You just disgust me.cdat
296
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:26,065
cdat
There were no vegetarian
options on that tray.cdatct
297
00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:28,568
cdat
What am I supposed
to eat, the napkin?cdat
298
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,904
Vege-phobes.cdat
299
00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:32,705
Mom, I'm serious.cdt
300
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,007
What they're doing can
take down the entire country.ct
301
00:14:35,007 --> 00:14:37,243
KC, you know what?
I think it's timecdat
302
00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:41,481
we let your father
and the Organization
know what's going on.cdat
303
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:44,684
cdat
Dad, Erica
and Abby
are here.t
304
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:46,252
What? How is that
even possible?cdat
305
00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:47,920
No one has gotten
in or out of this partycdat
306
00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,054
without me
knowing about it.cdat
307
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,057
Yeah, well, I kinda
sorta snuck them int
308
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,993
- KC!
- Dad, before
you yell at me,cdat
309
00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:57,430
okay, it gets worset
310
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,866
They're here with
the head of the Other Side.t
311
00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:01,267
They're planning on doing
something to Elliscdat
312
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:02,201
the second he
becomes presidentt
313
00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:04,036
That's impossible.cdat
314
00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:05,504
I'm in charge of security.cdat
315
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:07,073
There's no way to get
a weapon in here.cdat
316
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:09,108
- Unless KC
snuck one in.
- KC!cdat
317
00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:11,744
Dad, before you
yell at me,cdat
318
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,313
it gets even worset
319
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,750
cdat
Look, because
we don't knowcdatcdt
320
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,552
who the head of
the Other Side is,cdat
321
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,087
or what he looks like,
we can't stop him.cdat
322
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,356
Now you can
yell at met
323
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:25,024
KC, good work.t
324
00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:26,893
Good work?
How is that good work?cdat
325
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:29,095
The guy isn't gonna be
president for two minutes,cdat
326
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,297
and thanks to her,
he could be on his way out.cdat
327
00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:34,734
Always with the glass
half full, huh, Craigt
328
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:36,302
We've been trying
to figure outcdat
329
00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:38,104
who the head of
the Other Side is
for years.cdat
330
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:41,274
Thanks to KC, we at least
know he's in this room.ct
331
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,143
It's the closest
we've ever beent
332
00:15:43,142 --> 00:15:44,777
to taking him downt
333
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,113
You're welcome.cdat
334
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:50,116
And we can talk about
my thank-you convertible
another time.cdat
335
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,918
Save it, KCt
336
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:54,554
We've been monitoring you
for the last two weeks.ct
337
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,322
The only thing
you did rightt
338
00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:57,657
was to finally come
to us with the trutht
339
00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:59,492
Okay, can you keep
that in mindcdat
340
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,327
when you find my fingerprints
all over the weaponcdat
341
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:04,063
- used to take down
the president?
- That's it!cdat
342
00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:05,965
If they're gonna
frame you,cdat
343
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,433
then the head of
the Other Sidecdat
344
00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:09,402
can't leave his fingerprints
on the dart gun,cdat
345
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:11,170
so all we have to do
is find the guycdat
346
00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:12,838
at this party
wearing gloves.cdat
347
00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:14,341
Of course.cdat
348
00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:16,642
And how hard could it be
to find someone wearing gloves?t
349
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:27,654
cdatcdat
Apparently a lot harder
than I thought it would be.cdt
350
00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:34,160
cdatcdat
All right,
we have plenty of time,cdat
351
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,628
because I'm assuming
they're not gonna docdat
352
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:37,497
anything to Ellis unless
he's actually elected,cdat
353
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,132
We're not gonna know
those results for a few hours.t
354
00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:41,700
REPORTER ON TV:
It's a landslide!cdat
355
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,970
It's early, but we're
calling it right now.cdat
356
00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:46,573
Charles Ellis
has won the election.cdat
357
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:51,344
cdat
So much for having
a few hours to find him.cdatcdat
358
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,146
Charles Ellis
and Jackson Clevelandcdat
359
00:16:53,145 --> 00:16:55,381
will be giving
their acceptance speechescdt
360
00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:58,017
live in a matter of moments
from their headquarterscdat
361
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,218
at the Georgetown
Potomac Hotel.cdat
362
00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:00,519
Dad, we need to find him.cdat
363
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,722
Yes, and we need to find
the assailant right now.cdat
364
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:05,358
Everybody fan out.cdat
365
00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:17,036
cdatcdat
Okay, Jackson, smile.
Act natural.cdat
366
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,639
cdat
Introduce the presidentt
367
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:22,342
First, I'd like to say
to Mr. English,cdat
368
00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:24,577
my high school
guidance counselorcdat
369
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:27,480
who told me I'd never
amount to anything,cdat
370
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,049
ding dong,
you're wrong.cdat
371
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,485
I'm the vice-president!cdat
372
00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:38,324
cdatcdat
But anyway...cdat
373
00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:42,228
It's been a long
election season,cdat
374
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:45,598
and we fought hard
to win this election.cdat
375
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:49,335
But let's not forget the real
winners of this election.cdat
376
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:55,408
cdat
Thank you for making
this country a wonderful...cdt
377
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,911
I've got eyes on Erica.
I'm taking her out.cdat
378
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,249
cdat
Don't move, Erica.
I've got you.cdatcdat
379
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:07,920
( Southern accent )
Erica? I don't know to
whom you are referringt
380
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,589
cdat
Drop the phony
Southern accent.cdat
381
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,358
You're not fooling
anybody.cdat
382
00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:14,327
You're not the belle
of this ball.cdat
383
00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:25,304
cdatcdat
The real winners
are the American people.cdat
384
00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:28,340
( Cleveland continues
indistinctly )cdat
385
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:57,303
cdatcdat
I made plenty of speeches
during this election.cdat
386
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,939
- Election.
- Election, election,
election, election.cdat
387
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:02,442
Election, election,
election, election, election,ct
388
00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:07,579
Election, election, election,
election, election, electionct
389
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:14,520
cdatcdat
( bones cracking )cdat
390
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:18,190
It's time to bring out
President Ellis,cdat
391
00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:21,026
the winner of
the election!cdat
392
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:22,128
ERNIE: Election.cdat
393
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:24,597
I gotta pee!cdat
394
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,078
cdatcdat
Hey, Uncle Craig.cdat
395
00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:47,453
cdatcdat
Craig, are you okay?cdat
396
00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:49,021
We gotta go get
Abby and Ericat
397
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,023
You go get the head
of the Other Side.t
398
00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:54,493
The head of the Other Side
was just in this room.cdat
399
00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:56,462
Come on, where is he?cdat
400
00:19:56,462 --> 00:19:58,230
Somebody had to see
something.cdat
401
00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:00,899
The head of the Other Side
just knocked me out.cdat
402
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,803
- He went that way.
- Thanks. Let's go.cdat
403
00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:14,713
cdatcdat
Where are they?cdat
404
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,349
( boat speeding off )cdat
405
00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:18,584
They're getting away!
Now what are we gonna do?cdat
406
00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:20,586
Ship-to-shore.
Wanna get in, Mom?cdat
407
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,254
Okay.cdat
408
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:34,367
cdatcdat
This is Agent 8780223
of the Organization,cdat
409
00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:36,368
requesting backup from
the Coast Guard.cdat
410
00:20:36,368 --> 00:20:40,606
We're right behind you,
and we're catching up.cdat
411
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:45,578
cdat
I cannot understand this girl.ct
412
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,947
In a car, she was driving
ten miles an hour,cdat
413
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,416
but in a boat, she's halfway
across the Potomac.cdat
414
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:54,453
I hope for your sake,
you're wearing life vests.cdat
415
00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:02,695
cdatcdat
Mom, what are we
supposed to do now?cdat
416
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:04,897
Let the Coast Guard
get 'em.cdat
417
00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:06,632
We don't have our weapons.
There's nothing we can dot
418
00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:08,434
We can't let 'em
get away that easy.cdat
419
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:09,802
Look, you grab hold
of the helm.cdat
420
00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:11,704
- I've got an idea.
- Okay.cdat
421
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:12,872
- You got it?
- Yeah. Got it.cdat
422
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:19,879
cdatcdat
- Come on, KC.
- I got it.cdat
423
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:24,550
cdatcdat
You missed!cdat
424
00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:29,388
cdat
( Abby laughing )cdatcdat
425
00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:42,501
cdatcdat
Well, looks like they
won't be joining uscdat
426
00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:44,470
for Thanksgiving this year.cdt
427
00:21:46,238 --> 00:21:48,907
Well, I guess now that I've
saved the president's life,cdt
428
00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:51,677
you'd like to know that
you do respect me.cdat
429
00:21:51,677 --> 00:21:54,013
No. If it wasn't for you,cdat
430
00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:55,848
my dad would be president.cdat
431
00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:59,485
Uh, Dad, am I still
in chargecdatcdat
432
00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:01,620
- of keeping Colin safe?
- No, you're done.cdat
433
00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:05,424
Good, 'cause I'm about to kick
your obnoxious little butt.cdt
434
00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:11,263
cdaWell, now that Ernie and I
have been de-programmed,cdat
435
00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:13,632
for my first official act
as vice-president,cdat
436
00:22:13,632 --> 00:22:16,168
I would like to declare this
Cooper Day.cdat
437
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:19,538
- Can you do that?
- No, but I'd like to.cdat
438
00:22:21,707 --> 00:22:24,677
cdat
- Thanks for
everything, Craig.
- No problem.cdatcdat
439
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:28,481
And congratulations, Coopers,
for finally revealingcdat
440
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,349
cdat
the leader of
the Other Sidet
441
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:33,886
Now all we have to do
is find him and capture himt
442
00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:35,721
Okay, that sounds like
a lot more workcdat
443
00:22:35,721 --> 00:22:38,390
now that I said it out loud.ct
444
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,394
cdat
You okay, KCt
445
00:22:42,394 --> 00:22:43,829
Yeah, it's just...cdat
446
00:22:43,829 --> 00:22:45,631
I just wish that
I didn't have to...cdat
447
00:22:45,631 --> 00:22:47,333
They're still our family.cdat
448
00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:49,335
Honey, you didn't
have a choice.cdat
449
00:22:49,335 --> 00:22:51,304
You did what
you had to do.t
450
00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:54,106
Any one of us would
have done the same thing.cdat
451
00:23:00,346 --> 00:23:02,415
cdatcdat
I got you.cdat
452
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,651
cdat
Thanks, Daddy.ct
453
00:23:05,651 --> 00:23:07,353
Now to get those Coopers.cdat
454
00:23:07,353 --> 00:23:09,155
All in due time, honey.cdat
455
00:23:09,154 --> 00:23:11,490
We're playing
the long game now.cdat
456
00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:13,258
We got bigger fish to fry.cdt
457
00:23:13,259 --> 00:23:16,596
I have a long list of people who
could still make our plan work.t
458
00:23:16,595 --> 00:23:20,199
Believe me,
this is far from over.cdat
459
00:23:20,199 --> 00:23:23,769
Baby, you are so good
at being bad.cdat
460
00:23:23,769 --> 00:23:25,638
cdat
You know I am.cdat
461
00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:30,776
cdat
Ew, gross!ct