1 00:00:00,133 --> 00:00:02,836 cdatcdat ♪ 2 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:05,773 cdat Previously...cdatcdat 3 00:00:05,772 --> 00:00:07,307 I didn't get to properly introduce myself before.cdat 4 00:00:07,307 --> 00:00:11,178 I'm KC Cooper, and I'm your cousin.cdat 5 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:14,815 I'm actually looking at my mother's face.cdat 6 00:00:14,815 --> 00:00:16,617 - Abby, she's alive. - What?cdat 7 00:00:16,617 --> 00:00:19,220 She's alive, and I know where she is.cdat 8 00:00:19,219 --> 00:00:20,854 We did good, Mom.cdat 9 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:23,390 You did good.cdat 10 00:00:23,390 --> 00:00:25,192 So what are you really doing here?cdat 11 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:27,528 - Carrying out my mission. - Which is?cdat 12 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:29,797 To win KC's trust so she'd convince Kiracdat 13 00:00:29,796 --> 00:00:32,365 to bring me to you.cdat 14 00:00:38,338 --> 00:00:42,209 cdatcdat Abby and Erica just have us backed into a corner,cdat 15 00:00:42,209 --> 00:00:45,212 and we're just supposed to carry out whatever mission they ask of us.cdat 16 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:48,148 This is awful, and part of me feels like it's all my fault.cdat 17 00:00:48,148 --> 00:00:50,384 Why would you feel that way, honey?cdat 18 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:52,386 Just because you insisted on being friends with Abbycdat 19 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,555 even after I said let it go, and because you insisted oncdt 20 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:56,323 making her a part of the family,cdat 21 00:00:56,323 --> 00:00:58,725 even though I said she was bad news,cdat 22 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:00,760 and because you were the one that talked me intocdat 23 00:01:00,761 --> 00:01:02,329 reuniting Abby with her mother,cdat 24 00:01:02,329 --> 00:01:04,231 dragging my evil freak of a sistercdat 25 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:07,434 out from under a rock and back into our lives?cdat 26 00:01:07,434 --> 00:01:11,371 No, honey, it ain't your fault at all.cdat 27 00:01:11,371 --> 00:01:14,140 cdat You're not perfect either, you know.cdat 28 00:01:18,278 --> 00:01:20,247 cdatcdat Thanks for showing up, ladiest 29 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:22,850 Not that you had a choice.cdat 30 00:01:22,849 --> 00:01:24,718 Oh, Erica, nice shoes.cdat 31 00:01:24,718 --> 00:01:26,386 I'd love to take a better look at themcdat 32 00:01:26,386 --> 00:01:28,488 right after a twister drops a house on you.cdat 33 00:01:29,856 --> 00:01:31,691 Interesting location for a meeting.cdatcdat 34 00:01:31,692 --> 00:01:33,260 It's a convenient location,cdat 35 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:35,395 since your mission will be carried outcdat 36 00:01:35,395 --> 00:01:37,297 at the Georgetown Potomac Hotel.cdat 37 00:01:37,297 --> 00:01:40,233 That's where the election night results party's being held.cdat 38 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:42,268 I'm impressed, KCt 39 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:44,972 Now I feel bad for calling you a gullible idiott 40 00:01:44,972 --> 00:01:46,574 Oh, do you want a beat down,cdat 41 00:01:46,573 --> 00:01:48,475 'cause I'm having a two-for-one special,cdat 42 00:01:48,475 --> 00:01:50,410 and I do not charge delivery. Let's go!cdat 43 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:52,879 All right, all right.cdat 44 00:01:52,879 --> 00:01:54,481 Okay, Erica, come on, let's get this over with. What do you want?cdat 45 00:01:54,481 --> 00:01:56,416 KC will sneak us and a weaponcdat 46 00:01:56,416 --> 00:01:58,418 past hotel security tomorrow night.cdat 47 00:01:58,418 --> 00:02:01,588 What? Absolutely not. I'm not gonna let my baby do that.cdat 48 00:02:01,588 --> 00:02:03,423 ( baby voice ) Oh, poor little KCt 49 00:02:03,423 --> 00:02:05,692 Do you also need a nap during your missiont 50 00:02:07,094 --> 00:02:09,296 cdat Oh, poor wittle Abby.cdatcdat 51 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:11,098 Do you have a bwuised spween?cdat 52 00:02:11,098 --> 00:02:12,499 That's enough, KC.cdat 53 00:02:12,499 --> 00:02:14,034 But good shot, baby.cdat 54 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:18,405 If you don't do what you're told,cdatcdat 55 00:02:18,405 --> 00:02:20,774 I'll be more than happy to take an ax to the family tree.cdat 56 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:22,909 starting with your branch.cdat 57 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:27,181 I'll be escorting you to the hotel personally tomorrow night.cdatcdat 58 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:28,948 But it's impossible to bring a weapon intocdat 59 00:02:28,949 --> 00:02:30,984 that highly secured area.cdat 60 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:33,119 Unless your father's the future vice-president'scdat 61 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:34,655 head of security detail.cdat 62 00:02:36,356 --> 00:02:38,491 Wow, two for twot 63 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,361 Even a stopped clock is right once a dayt 64 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,329 ( derisive chuckle ) It's twice a day.cdat 65 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:44,431 If you're gonna make some sarcastic barbs,cdat 66 00:02:44,431 --> 00:02:46,099 at least try to make them right, okay?cdat 67 00:02:53,306 --> 00:02:55,508 cdatcdat This is Agent Johnson. Code red.cdat 68 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:58,645 The future president could be at risk.cdat 69 00:02:58,645 --> 00:03:01,281 ( drunkenly ) Have a blessed day.cdat 70 00:03:01,281 --> 00:03:04,885 ( normal voice ) Darn it. That was a six-dollar espresso.cdat 71 00:03:06,286 --> 00:03:09,623 cdat ♪ Oh, when danger comes for you ♪cdatcdat 72 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:12,559 ♪ You know I'll stand beside you ♪cdat 73 00:03:12,559 --> 00:03:16,496 ♪ 'Cause ain't nobody keep things hustle cool ♪cdat 74 00:03:16,496 --> 00:03:20,800 ♪ I'll always find a way, a way out of the fire ♪cdat 75 00:03:20,801 --> 00:03:24,805 cdat ♪ Don't tell nobody, tell nobody ♪cdat 76 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:26,573 cdat ♪ I'm not perfect ♪cdat 77 00:03:26,573 --> 00:03:30,577 ♪ So many things I wanna tell you ♪cdat 78 00:03:30,577 --> 00:03:34,581 cdat ♪ But I, I, I, I keep it undercover ♪cdat 79 00:03:34,581 --> 00:03:36,583 cdat ♪ Livin' my life, no way to learn ♪cdat 80 00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:38,819 ♪ Doin' my thing, gonna make it work ♪cdat 81 00:03:38,819 --> 00:03:41,488 ♪ Know I'm the realest, baby, I'm fearless ♪cdat 82 00:03:41,488 --> 00:03:43,523 ♪ But I always got your back ♪cdat 83 00:03:43,523 --> 00:03:45,392 ♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪cdat 84 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:47,594 ♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪cdat 85 00:03:47,594 --> 00:03:50,330 ♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪cdat 86 00:03:50,330 --> 00:03:51,598 ♪ It's all part of the plan ♪cdat 87 00:03:51,598 --> 00:03:53,934 I keep it undercover.cdat 88 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:55,402 I keep it undercover.cdat 89 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:02,909 You know, I'd say I'll miss you, Ernie,cdat 90 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:04,711 but my parents taught me not to lie.cdat 91 00:04:04,711 --> 00:04:07,581 Well, don't let the door hit yacdat 92 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:11,618 where the good Lord split ya.cdat 93 00:04:11,618 --> 00:04:14,421 cdat That kid has no respect for met 94 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:17,257 If I never see him again, it'll be too soon.cdat 95 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,859 You're heading up his security teamcdat 96 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:21,428 for the election results party tomorrow night.cdat 97 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,130 So I guess it's too soon.cdat 98 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:28,101 What? I'm on the verge of killing that obnoxious kid.t 99 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:31,104 Good. Then you can start by protecting him from yourselft 100 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:33,607 Fine. It's my own fault.cdat 101 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:36,643 I guess I'm just too darn good at what I do.cdt 102 00:04:39,045 --> 00:04:41,447 cdat Yeah, let's just call it that.cdatcdat 103 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:46,453 cdat You need to get that weapon through securityt 104 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:48,655 then await further instructiont 105 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:50,757 You don't have to do this, you know.cdat 106 00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:51,992 ( derisive chuckle t 107 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:54,228 You don't get itt 108 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:56,096 I'm not the sweet little orphan girl I pretended to be.t 109 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:58,799 I'm not being forced. I want to do it.cdat 110 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:01,502 I was talking about taking Connecticut Avenue.cdat 111 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:05,739 cdat I mean, with this traffic, we're not gonna move anywhere.ct 112 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:07,841 So how about you just turn around,cdat 113 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:10,577 and we'll do this next election.cdat 114 00:05:10,577 --> 00:05:13,647 Enough, KC. You're not gonna change my mind.cdat 115 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:17,617 cdat Look, Abby, I think you're confused.cdat 116 00:05:17,617 --> 00:05:19,652 You just got your mom back, and you wanna make her happy,ct 117 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:22,356 - and that's normal. - ( evil laughter )cdat 118 00:05:22,355 --> 00:05:25,525 That evil laugh, that's not normal.cdat 119 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:27,660 This is not about my mom.cdat 120 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:30,097 This is about a lifetime of preparation.cdt 121 00:05:30,096 --> 00:05:32,498 I was trained to be the best of the worst.cdat 122 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:35,168 Please. I have seen better worse.cdat 123 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,637 I mean, you're not the worst best of the worst,ct 124 00:05:37,637 --> 00:05:39,973 but you are definitely not the best best of the worst.cdt 125 00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:43,276 For your information, I'm special.cdat 126 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:45,044 - How? - I just am.cdat 127 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:46,880 - Yeah, whatever. - I am.cdat 128 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,049 No, you're just like everybody else.cdat 129 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:51,652 Oh, really? Was everybody else raised by the head of the Other Side?cdat 130 00:05:51,651 --> 00:05:54,154 Yeah, right. No one even knows who the head of the Other Side is.cdat 131 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:56,490 I do. I call him Daddy.cdat 132 00:05:56,489 --> 00:05:59,058 That seems inappropriate.cdat 133 00:06:01,728 --> 00:06:04,464 cdat Unless he's your actual daddy.cdatcdt 134 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:06,132 What can I say?cdat 135 00:06:06,132 --> 00:06:07,634 I was born to be bad.cdat 136 00:06:07,634 --> 00:06:09,736 Yeah, well, you weren't born to drive,cdat 137 00:06:09,736 --> 00:06:11,671 because we've been sitting at this green lightcdat 138 00:06:11,671 --> 00:06:13,640 for the past two minutes.cdat 139 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:15,108 ( horns honking )cdat 140 00:06:24,751 --> 00:06:26,353 cdatcdat COLIN: Who is itt 141 00:06:26,353 --> 00:06:27,721 It's Ernie.cdat 142 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:30,023 - Ernie who? - Ernie Cooper.cdat 143 00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:32,559 I don't think I know an Ernie Cooper.cdat 144 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:35,328 You knew me when you left my house yesterday.ct 145 00:06:35,328 --> 00:06:38,765 Oh! That Ernie Cooper.cdat 146 00:06:38,765 --> 00:06:41,601 Sorry. I'm not supposed to open the door.cdat 147 00:06:41,601 --> 00:06:42,836 You can for me.cdat 148 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:44,604 I'm your head of security.cdat 149 00:06:44,604 --> 00:06:46,206 If you're my head of security,cdat 150 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:48,241 then why can't you open the door?cdat 151 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:51,511 Just open it!cdat 152 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:55,782 cdat Thank you.cdatcdat 153 00:06:55,782 --> 00:06:57,784 Look, I know you think I'm a loser,cdat 154 00:06:57,784 --> 00:07:00,220 but I'm very qualified to keep you safe,cdat 155 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:02,956 and I'll be keeping my eyes on you at all times.ct 156 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:05,292 So in other words, you're my babysitter?cdat 157 00:07:05,292 --> 00:07:08,095 Well, if I am, that makes you a babyt 158 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:11,030 Well, if I'm a baby, go ahead and change my diaper!ct 159 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:15,536 If the job requires it, I will.cdat 160 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:19,706 cdat - This just got weird. - Big time.cdatcdat 161 00:07:21,741 --> 00:07:22,809 cdat ( machine beeps )cdatcdat 162 00:07:22,809 --> 00:07:24,811 - Next. - ( machine beeps )cdat 163 00:07:24,811 --> 00:07:26,413 Keep moving.cdat 164 00:07:26,413 --> 00:07:28,815 Move it alongt 165 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:30,817 Okay, I'm in. What do I do now?cdat 166 00:07:30,817 --> 00:07:33,420 ABBY: Get through security using the cloaking gadgetcdt 167 00:07:33,420 --> 00:07:35,656 I gave you, like we planned.cdat 168 00:07:35,655 --> 00:07:37,524 Stop talking to me. You look like a lunatic.cdt 169 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:41,261 Says the girl who has an elaborate plancdatcdat 170 00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:43,130 to take over the world.cdat 171 00:07:44,731 --> 00:07:45,899 cdat Keep movingt 172 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:48,669 Keep movingt 173 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:51,671 Nextt 174 00:07:53,773 --> 00:07:55,808 cdat Nextt 175 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:57,511 Keep movingt 176 00:07:57,510 --> 00:08:00,446 Nextt 177 00:08:01,681 --> 00:08:02,882 cdat Move it alongt 178 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:05,719 Keep moving.cdatcdat 179 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:20,800 cdatcdat ( alarm beeps )cdat 180 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:21,868 We need to do that again.cdat 181 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,242 cdatcdat Next.cdat 182 00:08:30,977 --> 00:08:33,580 Excuse me. You've been selected for random pat-down.ct 183 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:43,890 cdatcdat Weapon! Get down!cdat 184 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,830 cdat KC? What are you doing here?cdatcdat 185 00:08:49,829 --> 00:08:52,732 Uh, is it Bring Your Daughter To Work Day?cdt 186 00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:55,735 I'm sorry, Craig. I forgot to tell you.cdat 187 00:08:55,735 --> 00:08:57,804 I asked KC to be extra back-up.cdat 188 00:08:57,804 --> 00:08:59,873 It's all right. She's with us. It's all right.cdat 189 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,308 KC, you need to be more careful.cdat 190 00:09:01,307 --> 00:09:03,075 These agents don't know you.cdat 191 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:04,978 They thought you were trying to sneak a weapon in here.cdt 192 00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:09,416 ( nervous laughter )cdat 193 00:09:13,853 --> 00:09:16,055 cdatcdat Keeping this secret from your father is killing me.t 194 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:18,926 Yeah, I have another secret that you can't tell him about.cdat 195 00:09:18,925 --> 00:09:21,227 I just found out that Abby's dadt 196 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:23,930 - is the head of the Other Side. - Seriously?cdat 197 00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:26,900 My sister married the head of the Other Side?cdat 198 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:30,203 And my parents were disappointed when I chose your father.cdat 199 00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:32,405 Wait till they hear this.cdat 200 00:09:34,674 --> 00:09:36,376 cdat ABBY: Keep moving.cdatcdt 201 00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:38,378 Telling Kira about my dad won't do any good.cdat 202 00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:40,780 Without a name or a face, you have nothing.cdat 203 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:42,982 Nothing but a deep hatred for my cousin.cdat 204 00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:51,190 cdatcdat On your left room 1217.cdat 205 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:56,930 cdat It's locked. What now.cdatcdat 206 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,932 I guess we'll have to call off the mission.cdat 207 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,600 You might as well go home.cdat 208 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,235 - Really? - No!cdat 209 00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:04,304 You're a spy. Is this your first locked door?t 210 00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:06,640 No, it's not my first locked door.cdat 211 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,986 cdatcdat Place the dart gun in the desk drawer.cdat 212 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:21,321 Okay, I did it.cdat 213 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:23,890 KC, there are cameras everywhere.cdat 214 00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:26,593 I can see you. If you don't believe me,cdt 215 00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:29,129 that pant suit is no friend of yours.cdat 216 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,798 Now put the dart gun in the drawer.cdat 217 00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:43,009 cdatcdat KC?cdat 218 00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:44,911 Oh, Senator Cleveland.cdat 219 00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:47,981 I was just, um... checking the room.cdat 220 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,649 Making sure everything's secure.cdat 221 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,818 You know, like me,cdat 222 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:55,188 because I am rocking this pant suit.cdat 223 00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:56,823 In fact, I am rocking itcdat 224 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,192 harder than it's ever been rocked before.cdat 225 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:01,828 - Right, Senator? - Oh, yes, yes.cdat 226 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:04,264 You look very nice, KC.cdat 227 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:07,868 Uh... thank you?cdat 228 00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:09,936 cdat No problem.cdat 229 00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,443 cdatcdat Mom, come in.cdat 230 00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:24,884 cdatcdat Room service.cdat 231 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:29,189 Compliments of the hotel.cdat 232 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,058 In honor of you winning the election.cdat 233 00:11:31,057 --> 00:11:33,793 Oh, well, we haven't won yet.cdat 234 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,995 Oh, Senator, if I didn't think you were going to win,ct 235 00:11:35,995 --> 00:11:37,563 I wouldn't be here.cdat 236 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,803 cdat Now...cdat 237 00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:46,472 Listen to the sound of my voice.cdat 238 00:11:46,472 --> 00:11:50,009 You do remember the sound of my voice, don't you?cdat 239 00:11:50,009 --> 00:11:52,578 cdat I remember.cdat 240 00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:54,014 And I await your instructionst 241 00:11:54,013 --> 00:11:55,681 It worked.cdat 242 00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:58,251 He's completely under my control now.cdat 243 00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:00,186 After I nail Ellis with this dart,cdt 244 00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:02,055 he'll go into a comat 245 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,857 and our vice-presidential puppetcdat 246 00:12:03,856 --> 00:12:09,095 will be the acting president of the United States.t 247 00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:11,564 cdat You need that sugar like you need a hole in your head.ct 248 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,499 How would you like a hole in your headt 249 00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:16,002 - Try it. I dare you. I dare you! - You make me sick.cdat 250 00:12:16,002 --> 00:12:17,770 I can't stand the sight of you.cdat 251 00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:20,239 Gotta admit, I missed you, babe.cdat 252 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,110 Same here, sweetheart.cdat 253 00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:25,144 ( knock on door )cdat 254 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,716 cdat Colin, where are you?cdatct 255 00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:32,352 Dude, it's not cool to ditch your security.cdat 256 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,554 Just kidding, sir.cdat 257 00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:37,190 I know exactly where your son is.cdat 258 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:40,093 Sir? Are you all right?cdat 259 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:43,964 Hello! Are you okay?cdat 260 00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:46,933 Oh, he's fine. Just a little brainwashed.cdat 261 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:49,903 Aunt Erica. I didn't know you were in DC.cdat 262 00:12:49,902 --> 00:12:53,005 Hey, when did you get a job in the hotel?cdat 263 00:12:56,075 --> 00:13:00,246 cdat Ernie, you are now under my control.cdat 264 00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:01,380 cdat Do you understand?cdat 265 00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:03,383 Yes, Aunt Ericat 266 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,452 You will forget you ever saw me.cdat 267 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,987 And just to be sure you don't get in the way tonight,cdat 268 00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:10,823 whenever you hear the word "election,"cdat 269 00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:14,493 you will have the overwhelming urge to pee.ct 270 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,930 cdat Do you understand?cdat 271 00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:18,964 Yes, I understandt 272 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:22,335 Let's be sure. Election.cdat 273 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:25,171 Election. - ( zipper unzips )cdat 274 00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:26,673 Stop!cdat 275 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,776 To be clear,cdatcdat 276 00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:33,480 you will take care of your urge in the bathroom.cdt 277 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,421 cdatcdat Excuse me. Sorry.cdat 278 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,823 Mom, I figured out what their plan ist 279 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,792 The second Ellis is elected president,cdat 280 00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:47,494 they're gonna shoot him with a dart guncdat 281 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:48,995 so we need to find out who's going to use that weapon.t 282 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,697 Or you can keep your mouth shutcdat 283 00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,966 and maybe your family will live.cdat 284 00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:55,034 Bacon-wrapped fig?ct 285 00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:57,303 Look, what you guys are doing is wrongt 286 00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:59,338 and you're not gonna get away with it.cdt 287 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,174 This is all gonna be tracked back to yout 288 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,976 Will it?cdat 289 00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:04,276 Or will it get tracked back to the person whose fingerprintt 290 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:05,879 are on the dart gun?cdat 291 00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:08,447 Which would be met 292 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,383 You're gonna pin this on your own niece?cdat 293 00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:12,886 We were never really that close.cdat 294 00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:17,123 cdat Oh, yeah? Well, you are awful.cdatct 295 00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:19,092 You just disgust me.cdat 296 00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:26,065 cdat There were no vegetarian options on that tray.cdatct 297 00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:28,568 cdat What am I supposed to eat, the napkin?cdat 298 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,904 Vege-phobes.cdat 299 00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:32,705 Mom, I'm serious.cdt 300 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,007 What they're doing can take down the entire country.ct 301 00:14:35,007 --> 00:14:37,243 KC, you know what? I think it's timecdat 302 00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:41,481 we let your father and the Organization know what's going on.cdat 303 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:44,684 cdat Dad, Erica and Abby are here.t 304 00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:46,252 What? How is that even possible?cdat 305 00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:47,920 No one has gotten in or out of this partycdat 306 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,054 without me knowing about it.cdat 307 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,057 Yeah, well, I kinda sorta snuck them int 308 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,993 - KC! - Dad, before you yell at me,cdat 309 00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:57,430 okay, it gets worset 310 00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,866 They're here with the head of the Other Side.t 311 00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:01,267 They're planning on doing something to Elliscdat 312 00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:02,201 the second he becomes presidentt 313 00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:04,036 That's impossible.cdat 314 00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:05,504 I'm in charge of security.cdat 315 00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:07,073 There's no way to get a weapon in here.cdat 316 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:09,108 - Unless KC snuck one in. - KC!cdat 317 00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:11,744 Dad, before you yell at me,cdat 318 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,313 it gets even worset 319 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,750 cdat Look, because we don't knowcdatcdt 320 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,552 who the head of the Other Side is,cdat 321 00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,087 or what he looks like, we can't stop him.cdat 322 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,356 Now you can yell at met 323 00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:25,024 KC, good work.t 324 00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:26,893 Good work? How is that good work?cdat 325 00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:29,095 The guy isn't gonna be president for two minutes,cdat 326 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,297 and thanks to her, he could be on his way out.cdat 327 00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:34,734 Always with the glass half full, huh, Craigt 328 00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:36,302 We've been trying to figure outcdat 329 00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:38,104 who the head of the Other Side is for years.cdat 330 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:41,274 Thanks to KC, we at least know he's in this room.ct 331 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,143 It's the closest we've ever beent 332 00:15:43,142 --> 00:15:44,777 to taking him downt 333 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,113 You're welcome.cdat 334 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:50,116 And we can talk about my thank-you convertible another time.cdat 335 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,918 Save it, KCt 336 00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:54,554 We've been monitoring you for the last two weeks.ct 337 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,322 The only thing you did rightt 338 00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:57,657 was to finally come to us with the trutht 339 00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:59,492 Okay, can you keep that in mindcdat 340 00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,327 when you find my fingerprints all over the weaponcdat 341 00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:04,063 - used to take down the president? - That's it!cdat 342 00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:05,965 If they're gonna frame you,cdat 343 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,433 then the head of the Other Sidecdat 344 00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:09,402 can't leave his fingerprints on the dart gun,cdat 345 00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:11,170 so all we have to do is find the guycdat 346 00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:12,838 at this party wearing gloves.cdat 347 00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:14,341 Of course.cdat 348 00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:16,642 And how hard could it be to find someone wearing gloves?t 349 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:27,654 cdatcdat Apparently a lot harder than I thought it would be.cdt 350 00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:34,160 cdatcdat All right, we have plenty of time,cdat 351 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,628 because I'm assuming they're not gonna docdat 352 00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:37,497 anything to Ellis unless he's actually elected,cdat 353 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,132 We're not gonna know those results for a few hours.t 354 00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:41,700 REPORTER ON TV: It's a landslide!cdat 355 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,970 It's early, but we're calling it right now.cdat 356 00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:46,573 Charles Ellis has won the election.cdat 357 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:51,344 cdat So much for having a few hours to find him.cdatcdat 358 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,146 Charles Ellis and Jackson Clevelandcdat 359 00:16:53,145 --> 00:16:55,381 will be giving their acceptance speechescdt 360 00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:58,017 live in a matter of moments from their headquarterscdat 361 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,218 at the Georgetown Potomac Hotel.cdat 362 00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:00,519 Dad, we need to find him.cdat 363 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,722 Yes, and we need to find the assailant right now.cdat 364 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:05,358 Everybody fan out.cdat 365 00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:17,036 cdatcdat Okay, Jackson, smile. Act natural.cdat 366 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,639 cdat Introduce the presidentt 367 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:22,342 First, I'd like to say to Mr. English,cdat 368 00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:24,577 my high school guidance counselorcdat 369 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:27,480 who told me I'd never amount to anything,cdat 370 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,049 ding dong, you're wrong.cdat 371 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,485 I'm the vice-president!cdat 372 00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:38,324 cdatcdat But anyway...cdat 373 00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:42,228 It's been a long election season,cdat 374 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:45,598 and we fought hard to win this election.cdat 375 00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:49,335 But let's not forget the real winners of this election.cdat 376 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:55,408 cdat Thank you for making this country a wonderful...cdt 377 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,911 I've got eyes on Erica. I'm taking her out.cdat 378 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,249 cdat Don't move, Erica. I've got you.cdatcdat 379 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:07,920 ( Southern accent ) Erica? I don't know to whom you are referringt 380 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,589 cdat Drop the phony Southern accent.cdat 381 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,358 You're not fooling anybody.cdat 382 00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:14,327 You're not the belle of this ball.cdat 383 00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:25,304 cdatcdat The real winners are the American people.cdat 384 00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:28,340 ( Cleveland continues indistinctly )cdat 385 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:57,303 cdatcdat I made plenty of speeches during this election.cdat 386 00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,939 - Election. - Election, election, election, election.cdat 387 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:02,442 Election, election, election, election, election,ct 388 00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:07,579 Election, election, election, election, election, electionct 389 00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:14,520 cdatcdat ( bones cracking )cdat 390 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:18,190 It's time to bring out President Ellis,cdat 391 00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:21,026 the winner of the election!cdat 392 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:22,128 ERNIE: Election.cdat 393 00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:24,597 I gotta pee!cdat 394 00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,078 cdatcdat Hey, Uncle Craig.cdat 395 00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:47,453 cdatcdat Craig, are you okay?cdat 396 00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:49,021 We gotta go get Abby and Ericat 397 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,023 You go get the head of the Other Side.t 398 00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:54,493 The head of the Other Side was just in this room.cdat 399 00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:56,462 Come on, where is he?cdat 400 00:19:56,462 --> 00:19:58,230 Somebody had to see something.cdat 401 00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:00,899 The head of the Other Side just knocked me out.cdat 402 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,803 - He went that way. - Thanks. Let's go.cdat 403 00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:14,713 cdatcdat Where are they?cdat 404 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,349 ( boat speeding off )cdat 405 00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:18,584 They're getting away! Now what are we gonna do?cdat 406 00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:20,586 Ship-to-shore. Wanna get in, Mom?cdat 407 00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,254 Okay.cdat 408 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:34,367 cdatcdat This is Agent 8780223 of the Organization,cdat 409 00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:36,368 requesting backup from the Coast Guard.cdat 410 00:20:36,368 --> 00:20:40,606 We're right behind you, and we're catching up.cdat 411 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:45,578 cdat I cannot understand this girl.ct 412 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,947 In a car, she was driving ten miles an hour,cdat 413 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,416 but in a boat, she's halfway across the Potomac.cdat 414 00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:54,453 I hope for your sake, you're wearing life vests.cdat 415 00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:02,695 cdatcdat Mom, what are we supposed to do now?cdat 416 00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:04,897 Let the Coast Guard get 'em.cdat 417 00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:06,632 We don't have our weapons. There's nothing we can dot 418 00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:08,434 We can't let 'em get away that easy.cdat 419 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:09,802 Look, you grab hold of the helm.cdat 420 00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:11,704 - I've got an idea. - Okay.cdat 421 00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:12,872 - You got it? - Yeah. Got it.cdat 422 00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:19,879 cdatcdat - Come on, KC. - I got it.cdat 423 00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:24,550 cdatcdat You missed!cdat 424 00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:29,388 cdat ( Abby laughing )cdatcdat 425 00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:42,501 cdatcdat Well, looks like they won't be joining uscdat 426 00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:44,470 for Thanksgiving this year.cdt 427 00:21:46,238 --> 00:21:48,907 Well, I guess now that I've saved the president's life,cdt 428 00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:51,677 you'd like to know that you do respect me.cdat 429 00:21:51,677 --> 00:21:54,013 No. If it wasn't for you,cdat 430 00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:55,848 my dad would be president.cdat 431 00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:59,485 Uh, Dad, am I still in chargecdatcdat 432 00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:01,620 - of keeping Colin safe? - No, you're done.cdat 433 00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:05,424 Good, 'cause I'm about to kick your obnoxious little butt.cdt 434 00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:11,263 cdaWell, now that Ernie and I have been de-programmed,cdat 435 00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:13,632 for my first official act as vice-president,cdat 436 00:22:13,632 --> 00:22:16,168 I would like to declare this Cooper Day.cdat 437 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:19,538 - Can you do that? - No, but I'd like to.cdat 438 00:22:21,707 --> 00:22:24,677 cdat - Thanks for everything, Craig. - No problem.cdatcdat 439 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:28,481 And congratulations, Coopers, for finally revealingcdat 440 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,349 cdat the leader of the Other Sidet 441 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:33,886 Now all we have to do is find him and capture himt 442 00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:35,721 Okay, that sounds like a lot more workcdat 443 00:22:35,721 --> 00:22:38,390 now that I said it out loud.ct 444 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,394 cdat You okay, KCt 445 00:22:42,394 --> 00:22:43,829 Yeah, it's just...cdat 446 00:22:43,829 --> 00:22:45,631 I just wish that I didn't have to...cdat 447 00:22:45,631 --> 00:22:47,333 They're still our family.cdat 448 00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:49,335 Honey, you didn't have a choice.cdat 449 00:22:49,335 --> 00:22:51,304 You did what you had to do.t 450 00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:54,106 Any one of us would have done the same thing.cdat 451 00:23:00,346 --> 00:23:02,415 cdatcdat I got you.cdat 452 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,651 cdat Thanks, Daddy.ct 453 00:23:05,651 --> 00:23:07,353 Now to get those Coopers.cdat 454 00:23:07,353 --> 00:23:09,155 All in due time, honey.cdat 455 00:23:09,154 --> 00:23:11,490 We're playing the long game now.cdat 456 00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:13,258 We got bigger fish to fry.cdt 457 00:23:13,259 --> 00:23:16,596 I have a long list of people who could still make our plan work.t 458 00:23:16,595 --> 00:23:20,199 Believe me, this is far from over.cdat 459 00:23:20,199 --> 00:23:23,769 Baby, you are so good at being bad.cdat 460 00:23:23,769 --> 00:23:25,638 cdat You know I am.cdat 461 00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:30,776 cdat Ew, gross!ct