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Previously...cdatcdat
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I didn't get to properly
introduce myself before.cdat
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I'm KC Cooper,
and I'm your cousin.cdat
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I'm actually looking at
my mother's face.cdat
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- Abby, she's alive.
- What?cdat
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She's alive, and I know
where she is.cdat
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Hello, Abby.cdt
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I'd know my baby
anywhere.cdat
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Actually...
I'm KC.cdat
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That's Abby.cdat
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Hello.cdat
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We did good, Mom.
You did good.cdat
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cdat
So what are you
really doing here?cdat
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- Carrying out my mission.
- Which is?cdat
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Win KC's trust so she
can convince Kiracdat
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to bring me to you.cdat
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All right, everyone,
Cooper family meeting.cdat
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We need to discuss
our little problem.cdat
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If you ask me,
our problem iscdat
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all these
Cooper family meetings.cdat
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Look, it's not the meetings
that's a problem for me.cdat
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It's the lack of snacks.cdat
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Would it really kill somebody
to put out a crudité?cdat
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I'm talking about how you
two told Abby we're spies.cdat
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Honey, we had no choice.cdat
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Sweetheart, we are
secret agents,cdat
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not blab-it-to-anyone-
who'll-listen agents.cdat
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There's only one thing
we can do.cdat
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All right,
I'll eliminate Abby.cdat
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I meant memory spray.cdat
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I guess that's
another way to go.cdat
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Softies.cdat
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Dad, no.cdatt
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The whole point of sneaking
Abby to Anguillacdat
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was for her to meet
her mother.cdat
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If we're looking
to get rid of memories,cdat
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I vote for the time that
Ernie got out of the poolcdat
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but his bathing suit didn't.ct
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I know I'm still
trying to forget about itt
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Craig, look, it's fine.cdat
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I mean, no one else knows
that Erica's alive.cdat
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She's still hiding out
in Anguilla.cdat
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I don't know
if we can trust that.cdat
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- But she's family.
- But she's so pretty.cdat
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Family.
I meant family.cdt
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Craig, the Organization
check and everythingcdatct
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Abby told us was true.cdat
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No. We can't take
the chance.cdat
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I've made a decision.
We're memory spraying her.cdat
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( knocking on door )cdat
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Hi! I brought cookiest
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Because I wasn't sure
what a thank you forcdat
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reuniting me with my
supposed-to-be-dead mom
gift is.cdat
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Plus, I had cookie mix.cdat
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We're happy
we could helpt
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Right, Dadt
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Meeting my mom was
the greatest moment of my life.t
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- One I'll never forget.
- Hear that, Dad?cdat
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She'll never forget.cdat
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And I owe it all
to my new familyt
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Family.cdat
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Abby, look at me.cdat
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I'm sorry, but...cdat
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You're not gonna say
anything about what we do
for a living, are you?cdat
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I don't know
what you're talking aboutt
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Softies.cdatcdat
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See, you guys, look.cdatct
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No one will ever know.cdat
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Come on, give me
those cookies.cdat
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All right, we need
some plates, glasses.cdat
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cdat
So Erica King is alive
and in Anguilla.cdat
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Send in a field team.cdat
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It's time we finally
brought that evil woman in.cdt
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♪ Oh, when danger
comes for you ♪cdat
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♪ You know
I'll stand beside you ♪cdat
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♪ 'Cause ain't nobody
keep things hustle cool ♪cdat
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♪ I'll always find a way,
a way out of the fire ♪cdat
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cdat ♪ Don't tell nobody,
tell nobody ♪cdat
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cdat ♪ I'm not perfect ♪cdat
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♪ So many things
I wanna tell you ♪cdat
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cdat ♪ But I, I, I,
I keep it undercover ♪cdat
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cdat ♪ Livin' my life,
no way to learn ♪cdat
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♪ Doin' my thing,
gonna make it work ♪cdat
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♪ Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless ♪cdat
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♪ But I always
got your back ♪cdat
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♪ Nobody can do it
like I can ♪cdat
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♪ I gotta find out
who I am ♪cdat
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♪ Ain't got to worry
about me ♪cdat
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♪ It's all
part of the plan ♪cdat
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I keep it undercover.cdat
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I keep it
undercover.cdat
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Hey. What are you guys
doing out here?cdat
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Is this an intervention
about my hands-free purse
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We have been through
this 100 times.cdat
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It is not
a hands-free purse.cdat
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It is a fanny pack.
Say it with me.cdat
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BOTH: If your purse has Velcro,
it is not in style.cdat
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Thank you.cdat
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But that's not what
this is about.cdat
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We heard you have
a date with Darien.cdat
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Yeah, you heard that
from me,cdat
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because I told yout
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And it's
your fourth date.cdat
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Yeah, so?cdat
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KC, KC, KC.cdat
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Everybody knows
what the fourth date means.cdat
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That we liked the first
three so much,cdat
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we decided to do it again?cdt
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KC, let me ask you something.
You like Darien, right?cdat
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Yes, I do.cdat
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I really, really dot
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Great. So let's say,
at the end of the date,cdat
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he leans in close,
stares longingly into your eyest
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with his lips so close,
you could feel his warm breath
against your face.cdat
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What do you do?cdat
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Hope he didn't eat garlict
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cdat
Wrong. You kiss him.cdat
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Unless you're not readyt
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Or he ate garlic.cdat
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And even if he did,
you power through.cdat
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I think what Marisa
is trying to saycdt
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- is things seem to be
progressing--
- So you should kiss him.cdat
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- Only if you want to.
- If you're not ready--cdat
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You should let him kiss you
right on the lips.cdat
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Go for it!
Kiss, kiss!cdat
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Get a hold of
yourself, okayt
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I'll do what I want
when I want,cdat
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and not until
I am ready.cdat
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Right. I'm sorry.cdat
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So you think you're
gonna kiss him?cdat
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Hey, Ernie, you remember
Colin Cleveland?cdatcdat
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Your friend,
the politician's son?cdat
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The one who thinks
I'm the greatest thingcdat
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since anti-microbial
shower shoes?cdat
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I don't know why you insist
on bring upcdat
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your funky, funky feet,
but yes.cdat
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Yes. He and his dad
are on their way over.cdat
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You think you can
entertain himcdat
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while his dad and I
catch up?cdat
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I can spare some time...cdat
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for a fan.cdat
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Hold up.cdat
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Just to be clear,
this boy admires you?cdat
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This is an actual,
real-life kid and notcdat
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a figment of
your imagination?cdat
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No! Not this time.cdat
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( knocking on door )cdat
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cdatcdat
Ah!cdat
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BOTH: Kappa Kappa Delta
forever!cdat
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Remember that time we almost
joined that fraternity?cdatt
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Oh, Jackson, it's good
to see you, man.cdatcdat
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Ernie, Judy! Heyt
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Whoa!cdat
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Did you hit a growth spurtt
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You're like a giant.cdat
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A giant what?
Pain in the butt?cdat
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Nope. Same heightt
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Just wearing
some new orthotics.t
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And you wear them wellt
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Come on upstairs
and I'll show youcdatcdat
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how to power a light bulb
with a potato.cdat
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So how are you doing,
Mr. Vice President?cdatcdt
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Please. I haven't won yett
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The election isn't
for another week.t
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And even if we are ahead
by an impossible-to-beat 12
points, don't jinx it.cdat
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Who am I kidding? I'm gonna
be the vice-president
of the United States!cdat
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cdatcdat
Seriously, I have a favor
to ask of you, Coop.cdat
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I'm hoping you'll head up
my security team.cdat
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I could use someone
I really trust.cdat
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Wow, Jackson,
I'm flattered.cdat
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My commitment is to
the Organization.cdat
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I'm not asking for
anything long-term.cdat
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Just get me through
the election.cdat
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Can I think about it?cdat
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- Why not?
- Would I get a pair ofcdat
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those cool
Secret Service sunglasses?cdt
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Why not?
- Can I fly Air Force One?cdt
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Don't push it, Craigt
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cdatcdat
I don't mean to brag,
but with this puppy,cdat
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I can talk to people
as far away as Indonesia.cdat
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So can I.
Ever heard of a cell phone?cdt
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cdat
This is cooler.cdatcdat
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And you don't have to worry
about going over your data plant
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Plus, I built it myself,cdat
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with a few capacitors,
a diode,cdat
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and about ten feet
of electrical wire.cdat
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Whoa! I am freaking out.cdat
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You wanna see
some electrical wires?cdat
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No one needs
your help, Judy.cdatcdat
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cdat
I had a great time,
even if you did beat me
at Skee Ball.cdat
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Beat you? Excuse me,
I pummeled you.cdat
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I guess you just can't
handle... how I roll.t
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cdat
Hey, in my defense,cdatcdat
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I was distracted by
a beautiful girl.cdat
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( nervous chuckle t
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Thank you.cdat
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cdatcdat
Good night.cdat
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All right.
See you tomorrow.cdatcdat
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cdat
Well, I kissed himt
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Yay!cdat
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Where did it happen?cdat
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At the movies,
at the restaurant?
On the porch?cdat
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- On his eyeball.
- What?cdat
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I kissed him
on his eyeball.cdat
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cdat
Ay yi eyeball.cdat
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Marisa, I am
such an idiot.cdat
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What if he doesn't
like me anymore?cdat
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KC, would you
just relax?ct
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Darien likes you.
He isn't going anywheret
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( car tires screeching,
crashing sound )cdat
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Quick, call an ambulance.cdat
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A car just came out of
nowhere and hit Darien.cdat
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cdatcdat
I don't know
if you can hear me,cdat
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but I really need you
to get better.cdat
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cdat
I really, really like yout
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I mean, my life can be
kind of stressful sometimest
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cdat
More like all the time.cdat
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But when I'm with you, I forget
about all of that, you know?ct
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cdat
You just let me be met
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You know, just regular,
boring KC.cdat
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I have no idea
why you like me so much,cdat
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cdat
but I'm really glad
that you do.cdat
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cdat
Yes, I really, really
want you to be my boyfriend.ct
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cdatcdat
Oh, I kissed you
out of a coma!cdat
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cdat
Actually, you kissed me
out of a nap.cdatcdat
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Oh.cdat
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Okay, um...cdat
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So you gonna
be all rightt
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Yeah. I just have a broken arm
and a slight concussion.cdat
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They're gonna keep me another
day or so for observation.cdt
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Okay.
That's great.cdat
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I'd hug you, but you
couldn't really hug me backt
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'Cause the arm, so...
high five!cdat
235
00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:11,838
cdatcdat
So?cdat
236
00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,707
What's exactly
the plan here?cdat
237
00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:15,274
We gonna pretend like
you didn't just saycdat
238
00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:16,843
you wanted me
to be your boyfriend?cdat
239
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:19,512
Okay, did I say thatt
240
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,981
or did you dream thatt
241
00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:23,983
No, I think you said it.cdat
242
00:11:23,983 --> 00:11:25,885
No, I think you
imagined it,cdt
243
00:11:25,885 --> 00:11:27,720
because of the drugs
they gave you.cdat
244
00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:30,223
You mean the antibiotics?cdat
245
00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:32,826
Yes. Of course.cdt
246
00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:35,361
Antibiotic hallucinationst
247
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,630
It's 100% medically accurate,ct
248
00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:40,299
despite what your doctor
will tell you after I leave.ct
249
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,035
Oh, okay.cdat
250
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,570
You should probably know.cdat
251
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,872
I wanna be your boyfriend.cdt
252
00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,707
Really?cdat
253
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,375
Really.cdat
254
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:54,080
Are you sure that's not
just the antibiotics talkingt
255
00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,515
cdat
I'm really glad
you're okay.cdt
256
00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:57,884
Me, too.cdat
257
00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:02,589
cdat
All right, Colin,cdat
258
00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:04,925
remember the water
we dyed red yesterday?cdat
259
00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:07,860
I wish I died yesterday.cdat
260
00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:11,163
Well, a stalk of celery has been
sitting in it overnight.cdat
261
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:13,900
Take a look at this.
Voila.cdat
262
00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:18,070
cdat
A sorcerer.
You're a sorcerer!cdatcdt
263
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,874
Actually, it's due to
capillary action.cdat
264
00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:25,378
Which is the only action
Ernie will ever see.cdat
265
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,113
cdat
Just because you mumblecdat
266
00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:28,615
doesn't mean I can't
hear you, Judy.cdat
267
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,352
You actually like this stuff?ct
268
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:35,889
- Like it?
I love it!
- Yeah!cdat
269
00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:39,024
You don't have
cable TV, do you?cdat
270
00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:41,327
You should get itt
271
00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:48,034
cdatcdat
All that manpower,cdat
272
00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:50,069
and the search turned up
absolutely nothing.cdat
273
00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:51,571
If Erica King
isn't in Anguilla,cdat
274
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,173
where the heck is she?cdat
275
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:19,432
cdatcdat
Hey, what's up, Abby?cdat
276
00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:21,567
Thank you so much for stopping
by and checking on Darien,cdt
277
00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:23,736
but good news, he is
gonna be perfectly fine.cdat
278
00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:26,105
Well, this time he is.cdat
279
00:13:26,105 --> 00:13:28,774
What you talking about?cdat
280
00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:30,310
His accident.cdat
281
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,179
It wasn't an accident.cdat
282
00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:36,115
I'm sorry,
that doesn't make any sense.ct
283
00:13:36,115 --> 00:13:39,352
cdat
Who would intentionally
hurt Darien?cdat
284
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,721
I would.cdat
285
00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:45,958
cdat
Oh.cdatcdat
286
00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:47,092
You work for
the Other Side, don't you?cdt
287
00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:48,828
Yeah.cdat
288
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:52,498
Oh, okay, so you've just been
playing me this whole time.cdt
289
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,500
cdat
Well, look at that.cdat
290
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,135
You're not just book smart.cdt
291
00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:58,137
You can also point out
the obvious.cdat
292
00:13:58,137 --> 00:14:02,108
Huh. I don't know why you
bothered bringing a laser gun.t
293
00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:06,279
cdat
when you already
stabbed me in the back.cdat
294
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,514
cdat
Are you done?cdat
295
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,181
I forgot one more thing.cdat
296
00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:25,765
cdatcdat
I defended you
to my parents.cdat
297
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,770
cdat
I trusted you.cdatcdat
298
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:35,041
cdat
I listened to
your kissing advice.cdatcdat
299
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:39,112
Did you, 'cause I never
said anything about
making out with his eyeball.cdat
300
00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:43,849
cdat
Get your butt back heret
301
00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:45,719
No one runs my boyfriend
over with a carcdat
302
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,020
and makes me spill
his overpriced commissary snackt
303
00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:50,756
and gets away with it.cdat
304
00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:58,598
cdatcdat
Hello, KC. Hope you don't
mind me dropping in.cdat
305
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:01,101
Let your Auntie Erica
give you a hug.cdat
306
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:09,208
cdatcdat
Erica. So you're back
from Anguilla.cdat
307
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:12,445
She really does
state the obvioust
308
00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:17,350
cdat
Now unless you wanna end up
in a hospital bed or worset
309
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:20,453
you'd better listen to
what your auntie has to sayt
310
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,264
cdatcdat
Isn't this lovely?cdat
311
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,233
So happy to see you, sis.cdat
312
00:15:33,232 --> 00:15:35,468
Surprised to get your text.cdt
313
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:37,570
Usually you need
a Ouija boardcdat
314
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,806
to communicate
with the devil.cdat
315
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:43,476
cdat
You look nice, KC.cdatcdat
316
00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:45,044
Oh, thanks, traitort
317
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:57,456
cdatcdat
All right, Erica,
cut to the chase.
What do you want from us?cdat
318
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,492
You and your daughter are
going to carry outcdat
319
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:02,161
a very special mission
for the Other Side.cdat
320
00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:03,829
And if we refuse?cdat
321
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:07,334
Darien will end up
having another accident.cdat
322
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:09,168
And don't say a word
about this,cdat
323
00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:12,338
or we'll move on to
getting rid of your family.cdt
324
00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:14,807
Ooh, I vote
we start with hert
325
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,344
cdat
Very funny, KC.cdatcdat
326
00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:20,613
But the Organization
won't be laughingcdat
327
00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:22,815
when they find out
your mother's been protecting mt
328
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,183
all these years.cdat
329
00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:26,986
Do I make myself clear?cdat
330
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,589
Crystal.cdat
331
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:32,792
We'll provide further
instructions when we're ready.t
332
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:36,663
Now, ladies,
let's enjoy our tea.cdat
333
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,999
cdat
Would anyone like
some clotted cream
for their scone?ct
334
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,401
Oh, I would,
thank you.cdat
335
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:46,606
cdat
Oops. Oh, I'm so clumsyt
336
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:49,676
Don't wanna waste itt
337
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,182
cdatcdat
Get ready, Colin,cdat
338
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,718
'cause this volcano's
about to blow.cdat
339
00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:00,320
Here we go.
It's going in.cdat
340
00:17:00,319 --> 00:17:02,688
All right. Okay.cdat
341
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,291
Oh, awesome!cdat
342
00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:07,560
Biggest explosion ever.cdat
343
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:11,697
Guess you never heard Ernie
after a four-cheese pizza.cdt
344
00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:16,369
cdat
I'll bet you're wondering
how I'm gonna top this volcano.t
345
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,905
Two words:
rock collection.cdat
346
00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:25,144
cdatcdat
What a dork.cdat
347
00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:27,880
What?! I thought
you looked up to him.cdat
348
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,316
I did, when I was five,cdat
349
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:32,685
and my best friend
was a blanket.cdat
350
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:35,721
Then why have you been
kissing his butt all week?cdt
351
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:38,857
My dad said I had to be
on my best behaviorcdat
352
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:42,595
but how much longer
can I pretend he's interesting?t
353
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:45,865
He's a total doofus,
and he doesn't even know it.cdat
354
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:48,101
Rock collection.cdat
355
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:52,404
Hey, nobody thinks Ernie's
a bigger doofus than I do,cdt
356
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:55,909
cdat
but at least he's smart
and funny and he's honest.cdt
357
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,611
He doesn't pretend to be
something he's not,cdat
358
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:01,781
which makes him
way cooler than you'll ever be.t
359
00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:08,087
cdat
Why did they have to drag
Darien into this?cdat
360
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,522
All he did was like met
361
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:11,190
I finally
have a boyfriendt
362
00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:13,292
and now Erica and Abby
want to hurt him.cdat
363
00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:15,561
I'm so sorry, honey.cdat
364
00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:18,697
But you remember when
you decided to be a spycdat
365
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:19,766
and I said
it wasn't gonna be easy?cdat
366
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,368
Decided?cdat
367
00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:26,072
No, I distinctly remember
you fake kidnapping mecdt
368
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:28,441
and then begging me to be
part of the family businesst
369
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:33,179
True, but I distinctly
remember saying it wasn't
gonna be easy.cdat
370
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:38,484
cdat
( sighs ) Mom, I really,
really like Darien.cdatt
371
00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:41,654
What am I supposed to do,
just no like anyone evert
372
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,289
No, baby.cdat
373
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:46,492
But any time you get
involved with a civilian,cdat
374
00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:48,661
they're always
gonna be vulnerable.cdat
375
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:51,264
So I should only
date spies.cdat
376
00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:54,133
Well, I was lucky enough
to fall in love with one.cdat
377
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:58,070
But I mean, it's not
like I never dated a civilian.ct
378
00:18:58,070 --> 00:18:59,838
cdat
I remember this one guy,cdat
379
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:02,508
Olympic athlete
Andre Vervavitch.cdat
380
00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:05,411
Things were going great
until he fell head over heels.ct
381
00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:06,946
Wait, isn't that
a good thingcdat
382
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:08,448
when you're
dating someonet
383
00:19:08,447 --> 00:19:11,650
No, I mean the Other Side
pushed Andre off a buildingcdat
384
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:14,254
and he fell
head over heels.cdat
385
00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:16,388
Over head,
over heels.cdat
386
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:20,593
cdat
This is just not fairt
387
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,195
I know.cdat
388
00:19:22,194 --> 00:19:24,329
But that's
the way it is.cdat
389
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,032
So what do we do nowt
390
00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:28,434
Well, we have to wait
for Erica,cdat
391
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:31,704
'cause unfortunately,
she's holding all the cards.t
392
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:34,473
Okay, so now we know
Erica's back.cdat
393
00:19:34,473 --> 00:19:35,975
We're not gonna
make a move.cdat
394
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:38,344
I think, if we play
our cards right,cdat
395
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:41,447
she might finally lead us
to the head of the Other Side.t
396
00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:43,382
Imagine,
after all this time,cdat
397
00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:46,585
finally discovering
who he really is.cdat
398
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,359
cdatcdat
Hey, Ernie,
how'd your procedure go?cdat
399
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:54,794
What procedure?cdat
400
00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:58,564
The one where they removed
Colin's lips from your butt.ct
401
00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:00,833
cdat
He's with his mom.cdat
402
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:03,035
And you can bag on me
all you want,cdat
403
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:06,372
- but I know you love me.
- Yuck! Why would you say that?t
404
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:09,008
Because I heard all
the nice things you
said about me to Colin.cdat
405
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:11,143
- You're dreaming.
- Am I?cdat
406
00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:12,645
Am I really?cdat
407
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,247
( tape rewinding )cdat
408
00:20:14,246 --> 00:20:16,148
He doesn't pretend to be
something he's not,cdat
409
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:19,251
which makes him
way cooler than you'll ever be.t
410
00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:22,254
Way cooler than
you'll ever be.cdat
411
00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:24,323
Way cooler than
you'll ever bet
412
00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:26,592
Fine, I said itt
413
00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:28,527
And?cdat
414
00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:31,230
And I love you.cdat
415
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,531
And I love yout
416
00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:35,034
And I love you.cdat
417
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:36,602
And I love yout
418
00:20:40,372 --> 00:20:42,241
cdatcdat
Well, Jackson,
I thought it over,cdat
419
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,542
and if you still want me,cdat
420
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:46,345
I'd be happy to
head up your security teamcdat
421
00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:48,581
through the election.
In fact, it wouldcdat
422
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:51,350
be an honor,
Mr. Vice-President.cdat
423
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:53,619
( protesting )
No jinxies.cdt
424
00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:56,188
Yeah, right.cdat
425
00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:58,090
You are definitely
mature enoughcdat
426
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,625
to be a heartbeat
away from the president.cdat
427
00:21:01,026 --> 00:21:03,896
- Thank you, Craig.
- ( both laughing )cdatcdt
428
00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:06,265
All kidding aside,
I'll feel a lot safert
429
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,900
with you in my cornert
430
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:10,569
Don't worry,
I got your back.cdat
431
00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:13,772
You never know
what kind of crazies
there are out there.cdat
432
00:21:15,574 --> 00:21:19,878
cdat
So what exactly is the plan
for KC and Kira, mommy dearest?t
433
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,514
cdat
Stop calling me that.cdat
434
00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:24,650
Fifteen years ago,cdatcdt
435
00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:27,553
when your father became
the head of the Other Side,cdt
436
00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:29,055
he and I had
a little disagreement.cdat
437
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,759
cdat
I wanted her dead.cdatcdt
438
00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:37,396
And silly me,
I wanted to stay alive.t
439
00:21:37,396 --> 00:21:39,798
So we compromised.
She disappeared.cdat
440
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:42,669
You mean you banished me.cdat
441
00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:45,004
And separated me
from my only child.cdat
442
00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:46,806
And she was better off
without the likes of you.cdat
443
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:49,609
Aw, Mom, Dad.cdat
444
00:21:49,608 --> 00:21:51,009
Just think of
all the Christmasescdat
445
00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:54,313
we could've spent together
as one big, unhappy family.cdat
446
00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:58,618
cdat
Anyway, he finally
sent for me,cdatct
447
00:21:58,617 --> 00:22:00,986
because he needed
his top programmert
448
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:04,089
Programmer? You can't even
use your cell phone.cdat
449
00:22:04,089 --> 00:22:06,525
Not that kind of
programmer, smart mouth.cdat
450
00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:08,627
- She gets it from
you, you know.
- Take that back.cdat
451
00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:11,497
I'd like to take back
the ten years I wasted with yout
452
00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:14,367
Was it only ten?
'Cause it felt like 110.cdat
453
00:22:14,366 --> 00:22:16,335
I will crash this car
right now.cdat
454
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,671
Do it, do it!
I dare you!cdat
455
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:21,307
Whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!cdat
456
00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:25,711
Um... sorry to interrupt
this love fest,cdat
457
00:22:25,711 --> 00:22:27,646
cdat
but you were saying something
about being a programmer.cdat
458
00:22:27,646 --> 00:22:30,883
A mind control
programmer.cdat
459
00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:33,953
My mission was to identify
up-and-coming individualscdat
460
00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:36,355
who might one day
wield power.cdat
461
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,657
Then I brainwash them,
so that when the time came,cdt
462
00:22:38,657 --> 00:22:40,058
I'd activate them.cdat
463
00:22:40,059 --> 00:22:41,861
And your mother's
grating voicecdat
464
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:45,131
is one half of the trigger.
You're wearing the other half.t
465
00:22:46,665 --> 00:22:48,734
cdat
The locket
Aunt Kira gave me.cdatcdt
466
00:22:50,135 --> 00:22:52,137
I knew she'd
keep it safet
467
00:22:52,137 --> 00:22:54,973
She was always
such a sentimental
sap. Softie.cdat
468
00:22:56,976 --> 00:23:00,913
cdat
With this, my voice
will control the mindcdatct
469
00:23:00,913 --> 00:23:03,082
cdat
of Senator Jackson Cleveland,ct
470
00:23:03,082 --> 00:23:05,017
who's about to become
vice-president.cdat
471
00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:09,822
Which puts him one step away
from becoming the president.ct
472
00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:11,524
cdat
When that happens,cdat
473
00:23:11,523 --> 00:23:15,227
the Other side
will control the White House.ct
474
00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:31,610
Hi, KC.t
Guess what.cdat
475
00:23:31,610 --> 00:23:33,745
I get out tomorrow.cdat
476
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:35,681
Doctor said
in a couple of days,cdat
477
00:23:35,681 --> 00:23:37,416
I'll be ready for
that Skee Ball rematch.cdat
478
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:40,586
Uh, Darien,
I'm not into you.cdat
479
00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:42,855
What are you talking about?cdt
480
00:23:42,855 --> 00:23:44,757
I like you, you like me.
Things are going great.cdat
481
00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:46,759
No, they're nott
482
00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:48,794
Not for met
483
00:23:48,794 --> 00:23:51,130
Oh.
I get it.cdat
484
00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:53,099
It's the boyfriend-girlfriend
thing.cdat
485
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:54,433
We can slow it down.cdat
486
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,602
Darien, you're
not listening, okay?cdat
487
00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:58,404
I don't like you.cdat
488
00:23:58,404 --> 00:24:00,206
I'm breaking up with you.cdat
489
00:24:00,205 --> 00:24:02,240
No.cdat
490
00:24:02,241 --> 00:24:04,543
No, this makes
no sense.cdat
491
00:24:04,543 --> 00:24:05,711
This isn't right.cdat
492
00:24:05,711 --> 00:24:08,647
Something else
must be going on.cdat
493
00:24:08,647 --> 00:24:10,782
KC, talk to me.cdat
494
00:24:12,918 --> 00:24:14,353
cdat Take care, Darien.cdatcdt
495
00:24:23,662 --> 00:24:27,533
cdatcdat
I know, baby.
I know.cdat
496
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:31,637
cdat
But at least now,
he'll be safe, okay?cdatct