cdatcdat ♪
cdat Previously...cdatcdat
I didn't get to properly introduce myself before.cdat
I'm KC Cooper, and I'm your cousin.cdat
I'm actually looking at my mother's face.cdat
- Abby, she's alive. - What?cdat
She's alive, and I know where she is.cdat
Hello, Abby.cdt
I'd know my baby anywhere.cdat
Actually... I'm KC.cdat
cdat That's Abby.cdat
Hello.cdat
We did good, Mom. You did good.cdat
cdat So what are you really doing here?cdat
- Carrying out my mission. - Which is?cdat
Win KC's trust so she can convince Kiracdat
to bring me to you.cdat
cdat All right, everyone, Cooper family meeting.cdat
We need to discuss our little problem.cdat
If you ask me, our problem iscdat
all these Cooper family meetings.cdat
Look, it's not the meetings that's a problem for me.cdat
It's the lack of snacks.cdat
Would it really kill somebody to put out a crudité?cdat
I'm talking about how you two told Abby we're spies.cdat
cdat Honey, we had no choice.cdat
Sweetheart, we are secret agents,cdat
not blab-it-to-anyone- who'll-listen agents.cdat
There's only one thing we can do.cdat
All right, I'll eliminate Abby.cdat
I meant memory spray.cdat
I guess that's another way to go.cdat
Softies.cdat
cdat Dad, no.cdatt
The whole point of sneaking Abby to Anguillacdat
was for her to meet her mother.cdat
If we're looking to get rid of memories,cdat
I vote for the time that Ernie got out of the poolcdat
but his bathing suit didn't.ct
I know I'm still trying to forget about itt
Craig, look, it's fine.cdat
I mean, no one else knows that Erica's alive.cdat
She's still hiding out in Anguilla.cdat
I don't know if we can trust that.cdat
- But she's family. - But she's so pretty.cdat
cdat Family. I meant family.cdt
cdat Craig, the Organization check and everythingcdatct
Abby told us was true.cdat
No. We can't take the chance.cdat
I've made a decision. We're memory spraying her.cdat
( knocking on door )cdat
Hi! I brought cookiest
Because I wasn't sure what a thank you forcdat
reuniting me with my supposed-to-be-dead mom gift is.cdat
Plus, I had cookie mix.cdat
We're happy we could helpt
Right, Dadt
Meeting my mom was the greatest moment of my life.t
- One I'll never forget. - Hear that, Dad?cdat
She'll never forget.cdat
And I owe it all to my new familyt
Family.cdat
cdat Abby, look at me.cdat
I'm sorry, but...cdat
You're not gonna say anything about what we do for a living, are you?cdat
I don't know what you're talking aboutt
cdat Softies.cdatcdat
See, you guys, look.cdatct
No one will ever know.cdat
Come on, give me those cookies.cdat
All right, we need some plates, glasses.cdat
cdat So Erica King is alive and in Anguilla.cdat
Send in a field team.cdat
It's time we finally brought that evil woman in.cdt
♪ Oh, when danger comes for you ♪cdat
♪ You know I'll stand beside you ♪cdat
♪ 'Cause ain't nobody keep things hustle cool ♪cdat
♪ I'll always find a way, a way out of the fire ♪cdat
cdat ♪ Don't tell nobody, tell nobody ♪cdat
cdat ♪ I'm not perfect ♪cdat
♪ So many things I wanna tell you ♪cdat
cdat ♪ But I, I, I, I keep it undercover ♪cdat
cdat ♪ Livin' my life, no way to learn ♪cdat
♪ Doin' my thing, gonna make it work ♪cdat
♪ Know I'm the realest, baby, I'm fearless ♪cdat
♪ But I always got your back ♪cdat
♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪cdat
♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪cdat
♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪cdat
♪ It's all part of the plan ♪cdat
I keep it undercover.cdat
Hey. What are you guys doing out here?cdat
Is this an intervention about my hands-free purse
We have been through this 100 times.cdat
It is not a hands-free purse.cdat
It is a fanny pack. Say it with me.cdat
BOTH: If your purse has Velcro, it is not in style.cdat
Thank you.cdat
But that's not what this is about.cdat
We heard you have a date with Darien.cdat
Yeah, you heard that from me,cdat
because I told yout
And it's your fourth date.cdat
Yeah, so?cdat
KC, KC, KC.cdat
Everybody knows what the fourth date means.cdat
That we liked the first three so much,cdat
we decided to do it again?cdt
KC, let me ask you something. You like Darien, right?cdat
Yes, I do.cdat
I really, really dot
Great. So let's say, at the end of the date,cdat
he leans in close, stares longingly into your eyest
with his lips so close, you could feel his warm breath against your face.cdat
What do you do?cdat
Hope he didn't eat garlict
cdat Wrong. You kiss him.cdat
Unless you're not readyt
Or he ate garlic.cdat
And even if he did, you power through.cdat
I think what Marisa is trying to saycdt
- is things seem to be progressing-- - So you should kiss him.cdat
- Only if you want to. - If you're not ready--cdat
You should let him kiss you right on the lips.cdat
Go for it! Kiss, kiss!cdat
Get a hold of yourself, okayt
I'll do what I want when I want,cdat
and not until I am ready.cdat
Right. I'm sorry.cdat
So you think you're gonna kiss him?cdat
cdat Hey, Ernie, you remember Colin Cleveland?cdatcdat
Your friend, the politician's son?cdat
The one who thinks I'm the greatest thingcdat
since anti-microbial shower shoes?cdat
I don't know why you insist on bring upcdat
your funky, funky feet, but yes.cdat
Yes. He and his dad are on their way over.cdat
You think you can entertain himcdat
while his dad and I catch up?cdat
I can spare some time...cdat
for a fan.cdat
Hold up.cdat
Just to be clear, this boy admires you?cdat
This is an actual, real-life kid and notcdat
a figment of your imagination?cdat
No! Not this time.cdat
( knocking on door )cdat
cdatcdat Ah!cdat
BOTH: Kappa Kappa Delta forever!cdat
Remember that time we almost joined that fraternity?cdatt
cdat Oh, Jackson, it's good to see you, man.cdatcdat
Ernie, Judy! Heyt
Whoa!cdat
Did you hit a growth spurtt
You're like a giant.cdat
A giant what? Pain in the butt?cdat
Nope. Same heightt
Just wearing some new orthotics.t
And you wear them wellt
Come on upstairs and I'll show youcdatcdat
how to power a light bulb with a potato.cdat
So how are you doing, Mr. Vice President?cdatcdt
cdat Please. I haven't won yett
The election isn't for another week.t
And even if we are ahead by an impossible-to-beat 12 points, don't jinx it.cdat
cdat Who am I kidding? I'm gonna be the vice-president of the United States!cdat
cdatcdat Seriously, I have a favor to ask of you, Coop.cdat
I'm hoping you'll head up my security team.cdat
I could use someone I really trust.cdat
Wow, Jackson, I'm flattered.cdat
My commitment is to the Organization.cdat
I'm not asking for anything long-term.cdat
Just get me through the election.cdat
Can I think about it?cdat
- Why not? - Would I get a pair ofcdat
those cool Secret Service sunglasses?cdt
Why not? - Can I fly Air Force One?cdt
Don't push it, Craigt
cdatcdat I don't mean to brag, but with this puppy,cdat
I can talk to people as far away as Indonesia.cdat
So can I. Ever heard of a cell phone?cdt
cdat This is cooler.cdatcdat
And you don't have to worry about going over your data plant
Plus, I built it myself,cdat
with a few capacitors, a diode,cdat
and about ten feet of electrical wire.cdat
Whoa! I am freaking out.cdat
You wanna see some electrical wires?cdat
No one needs your help, Judy.cdatcdat
cdat I had a great time, even if you did beat me at Skee Ball.cdat
Beat you? Excuse me, I pummeled you.cdat
I guess you just can't handle... how I roll.t
cdat Hey, in my defense,cdatcdat
I was distracted by a beautiful girl.cdat
( nervous chuckle t
Thank you.cdat
cdatcdat Good night.cdat
All right. See you tomorrow.cdatcdat
cdat Well, I kissed himt
Yay!cdat
Where did it happen?cdat
At the movies, at the restaurant? On the porch?cdat
- On his eyeball. - What?cdat
I kissed him on his eyeball.cdat
cdat Ay yi eyeball.cdat
Marisa, I am such an idiot.cdat
What if he doesn't like me anymore?cdat
KC, would you just relax?ct
Darien likes you. He isn't going anywheret
( car tires screeching, crashing sound )cdat
cdat Quick, call an ambulance.cdat
A car just came out of nowhere and hit Darien.cdat
cdatcdat I don't know if you can hear me,cdat
but I really need you to get better.cdat
cdat I really, really like yout
I mean, my life can be kind of stressful sometimest
cdat More like all the time.cdat
But when I'm with you, I forget about all of that, you know?ct
cdat You just let me be met
You know, just regular, boring KC.cdat
I have no idea why you like me so much,cdat
cdat but I'm really glad that you do.cdat
cdat Yes, I really, really want you to be my boyfriend.ct
cdatcdat Oh, I kissed you out of a coma!cdat
cdat Actually, you kissed me out of a nap.cdatcdat
Oh.cdat
Okay, um...cdat
So you gonna be all rightt
Yeah. I just have a broken arm and a slight concussion.cdat
They're gonna keep me another day or so for observation.cdt
Okay. That's great.cdat
I'd hug you, but you couldn't really hug me backt
'Cause the arm, so... high five!cdat
cdatcdat So?cdat
What's exactly the plan here?cdat
We gonna pretend like you didn't just saycdat
you wanted me to be your boyfriend?cdat
Okay, did I say thatt
or did you dream thatt
No, I think you said it.cdat
No, I think you imagined it,cdt
because of the drugs they gave you.cdat
You mean the antibiotics?cdat
Yes. Of course.cdt
Antibiotic hallucinationst
It's 100% medically accurate,ct
despite what your doctor will tell you after I leave.ct
Oh, okay.cdat
You should probably know.cdat
I wanna be your boyfriend.cdt
Really?cdat
Really.cdat
Are you sure that's not just the antibiotics talkingt
cdat I'm really glad you're okay.cdt
Me, too.cdat
cdat All right, Colin,cdat
remember the water we dyed red yesterday?cdat
I wish I died yesterday.cdat
Well, a stalk of celery has been sitting in it overnight.cdat
Take a look at this. Voila.cdat
cdat A sorcerer. You're a sorcerer!cdatcdt
Actually, it's due to capillary action.cdat
Which is the only action Ernie will ever see.cdat
cdat Just because you mumblecdat
doesn't mean I can't hear you, Judy.cdat
You actually like this stuff?ct
- Like it? I love it! - Yeah!cdat
You don't have cable TV, do you?cdat
You should get itt
cdatcdat All that manpower,cdat
and the search turned up absolutely nothing.cdat
If Erica King isn't in Anguilla,cdat
where the heck is she?cdat
cdatcdat Hey, what's up, Abby?cdat
Thank you so much for stopping by and checking on Darien,cdt
but good news, he is gonna be perfectly fine.cdat
Well, this time he is.cdat
What you talking about?cdat
His accident.cdat
It wasn't an accident.cdat
I'm sorry, that doesn't make any sense.ct
cdat Who would intentionally hurt Darien?cdat
I would.cdat
cdat Oh.cdatcdat
You work for the Other Side, don't you?cdt
Yeah.cdat
Oh, okay, so you've just been playing me this whole time.cdt
cdat Well, look at that.cdat
You're not just book smart.cdt
You can also point out the obvious.cdat
Huh. I don't know why you bothered bringing a laser gun.t
cdat when you already stabbed me in the back.cdat
cdat Are you done?cdat
I forgot one more thing.cdat
cdatcdat I defended you to my parents.cdat
cdat I trusted you.cdatcdat
cdat I listened to your kissing advice.cdatcdat
Did you, 'cause I never said anything about making out with his eyeball.cdat
cdat Get your butt back heret
No one runs my boyfriend over with a carcdat
and makes me spill his overpriced commissary snackt
and gets away with it.cdat
cdatcdat Hello, KC. Hope you don't mind me dropping in.cdat
Let your Auntie Erica give you a hug.cdat
cdatcdat Erica. So you're back from Anguilla.cdat
She really does state the obvioust
cdat Now unless you wanna end up in a hospital bed or worset
you'd better listen to what your auntie has to sayt
cdatcdat Isn't this lovely?cdat
So happy to see you, sis.cdat
Surprised to get your text.cdt
Usually you need a Ouija boardcdat
to communicate with the devil.cdat
cdat You look nice, KC.cdatcdat
Oh, thanks, traitort
cdatcdat All right, Erica, cut to the chase. What do you want from us?cdat
You and your daughter are going to carry outcdat
a very special mission for the Other Side.cdat
And if we refuse?cdat
Darien will end up having another accident.cdat
And don't say a word about this,cdat
or we'll move on to getting rid of your family.cdt
Ooh, I vote we start with hert
cdat Very funny, KC.cdatcdat
But the Organization won't be laughingcdat
when they find out your mother's been protecting mt
all these years.cdat
Do I make myself clear?cdat
Crystal.cdat
We'll provide further instructions when we're ready.t
Now, ladies, let's enjoy our tea.cdat
cdat Would anyone like some clotted cream for their scone?ct
Oh, I would, thank you.cdat
cdat Oops. Oh, I'm so clumsyt
Don't wanna waste itt
cdatcdat Get ready, Colin,cdat
'cause this volcano's about to blow.cdat
Here we go. It's going in.cdat
All right. Okay.cdat
Oh, awesome!cdat
Biggest explosion ever.cdat
Guess you never heard Ernie after a four-cheese pizza.cdt
cdat I'll bet you're wondering how I'm gonna top this volcano.t
Two words: rock collection.cdat
cdatcdat What a dork.cdat
What?! I thought you looked up to him.cdat
I did, when I was five,cdat
and my best friend was a blanket.cdat
Then why have you been kissing his butt all week?cdt
My dad said I had to be on my best behaviorcdat
but how much longer can I pretend he's interesting?t
He's a total doofus, and he doesn't even know it.cdat
Rock collection.cdat
Hey, nobody thinks Ernie's a bigger doofus than I do,cdt
cdat but at least he's smart and funny and he's honest.cdt
He doesn't pretend to be something he's not,cdat
which makes him way cooler than you'll ever be.t
cdat Why did they have to drag Darien into this?cdat
All he did was like met
I finally have a boyfriendt
and now Erica and Abby want to hurt him.cdat
I'm so sorry, honey.cdat
But you remember when you decided to be a spycdat
and I said it wasn't gonna be easy?cdat
Decided?cdat
No, I distinctly remember you fake kidnapping mecdt
and then begging me to be part of the family businesst
True, but I distinctly remember saying it wasn't gonna be easy.cdat
cdat ( sighs ) Mom, I really, really like Darien.cdatt
What am I supposed to do, just no like anyone evert
No, baby.cdat
But any time you get involved with a civilian,cdat
they're always gonna be vulnerable.cdat
So I should only date spies.cdat
Well, I was lucky enough to fall in love with one.cdat
But I mean, it's not like I never dated a civilian.ct
cdat I remember this one guy,cdat
Olympic athlete Andre Vervavitch.cdat
Things were going great until he fell head over heels.ct
Wait, isn't that a good thingcdat
when you're dating someonet
No, I mean the Other Side pushed Andre off a buildingcdat
and he fell head over heels.cdat
Over head, over heels.cdat
cdat This is just not fairt
I know.cdat
But that's the way it is.cdat
So what do we do nowt
Well, we have to wait for Erica,cdat
'cause unfortunately, she's holding all the cards.t
Okay, so now we know Erica's back.cdat
We're not gonna make a move.cdat
I think, if we play our cards right,cdat
she might finally lead us to the head of the Other Side.t
Imagine, after all this time,cdat
finally discovering who he really is.cdat
cdatcdat Hey, Ernie, how'd your procedure go?cdat
What procedure?cdat
The one where they removed Colin's lips from your butt.ct
cdat He's with his mom.cdat
And you can bag on me all you want,cdat
- but I know you love me. - Yuck! Why would you say that?t
Because I heard all the nice things you said about me to Colin.cdat
- You're dreaming. - Am I?cdat
Am I really?cdat
( tape rewinding )cdat
He doesn't pretend to be something he's not,cdat
which makes him way cooler than you'll ever be.t
Way cooler than you'll ever be.cdat
Way cooler than you'll ever bet
Fine, I said itt
And?cdat
And I love you.cdat
And I love yout
And I love you.cdat
And I love yout
cdatcdat Well, Jackson, I thought it over,cdat
and if you still want me,cdat
I'd be happy to head up your security teamcdat
through the election. In fact, it wouldcdat
be an honor, Mr. Vice-President.cdat
( protesting ) No jinxies.cdt
Yeah, right.cdat
You are definitely mature enoughcdat
to be a heartbeat away from the president.cdat
- Thank you, Craig. - ( both laughing )cdatcdt
All kidding aside, I'll feel a lot safert
with you in my cornert
Don't worry, I got your back.cdat
You never know what kind of crazies there are out there.cdat
cdat So what exactly is the plan for KC and Kira, mommy dearest?t
cdat Stop calling me that.cdat
Fifteen years ago,cdatcdt
when your father became the head of the Other Side,cdt
he and I had a little disagreement.cdat
cdat I wanted her dead.cdatcdt
And silly me, I wanted to stay alive.t
So we compromised. She disappeared.cdat
You mean you banished me.cdat
And separated me from my only child.cdat
And she was better off without the likes of you.cdat
Aw, Mom, Dad.cdat
Just think of all the Christmasescdat
we could've spent together as one big, unhappy family.cdat
cdat Anyway, he finally sent for me,cdatct
because he needed his top programmert
Programmer? You can't even use your cell phone.cdat
Not that kind of programmer, smart mouth.cdat
- She gets it from you, you know. - Take that back.cdat
I'd like to take back the ten years I wasted with yout
Was it only ten? 'Cause it felt like 110.cdat
I will crash this car right now.cdat
Do it, do it! I dare you!cdat
Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!cdat
Um... sorry to interrupt this love fest,cdat
cdat but you were saying something about being a programmer.cdat
A mind control programmer.cdat
My mission was to identify up-and-coming individualscdat
who might one day wield power.cdat
Then I brainwash them, so that when the time came,cdt
I'd activate them.cdat
And your mother's grating voicecdat
is one half of the trigger. You're wearing the other half.t
cdat The locket Aunt Kira gave me.cdatcdt
I knew she'd keep it safet
She was always such a sentimental sap. Softie.cdat
cdat With this, my voice will control the mindcdatct
cdat of Senator Jackson Cleveland,ct
who's about to become vice-president.cdat
Which puts him one step away from becoming the president.ct
cdat When that happens,cdat
the Other side will control the White House.ct
Hi, KC.t Guess what.cdat
I get out tomorrow.cdat
Doctor said in a couple of days,cdat
I'll be ready for that Skee Ball rematch.cdat
Uh, Darien, I'm not into you.cdat
What are you talking about?cdt
I like you, you like me. Things are going great.cdat
No, they're nott
Not for met
Oh. I get it.cdat
It's the boyfriend-girlfriend thing.cdat
We can slow it down.cdat
Darien, you're not listening, okay?cdat
I don't like you.cdat
I'm breaking up with you.cdat
No.cdat
No, this makes no sense.cdat
This isn't right.cdat
Something else must be going on.cdat
KC, talk to me.cdat
cdat Take care, Darien.cdatcdt
cdatcdat I know, baby. I know.cdat
cdat But at least now, he'll be safe, okay?cdatct