1 00:00:00,133 --> 00:00:02,836 cdatcdat ♪ 2 00:00:04,605 --> 00:00:05,840 cdat Previously...cdatcdat 3 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:07,307 I didn't get to properly introduce myself before.cdat 4 00:00:07,307 --> 00:00:11,178 I'm KC Cooper, and I'm your cousin.cdat 5 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:13,614 I'm actually looking at my mother's face.cdat 6 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:16,984 - Abby, she's alive. - What?cdat 7 00:00:16,984 --> 00:00:19,220 She's alive, and I know where she is.cdat 8 00:00:19,219 --> 00:00:21,054 Hello, Abby.cdt 9 00:00:21,054 --> 00:00:22,289 I'd know my baby anywhere.cdat 10 00:00:22,289 --> 00:00:26,360 Actually... I'm KC.cdat 11 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,395 cdat That's Abby.cdat 12 00:00:28,395 --> 00:00:29,396 Hello.cdat 13 00:00:29,396 --> 00:00:33,400 We did good, Mom. You did good.cdat 14 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:35,202 cdat So what are you really doing here?cdat 15 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:37,538 - Carrying out my mission. - Which is?cdat 16 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:40,207 Win KC's trust so she can convince Kiracdat 17 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:42,876 to bring me to you.cdat 18 00:00:46,647 --> 00:00:48,349 cdat All right, everyone, Cooper family meeting.cdat 19 00:00:48,348 --> 00:00:51,251 We need to discuss our little problem.cdat 20 00:00:51,251 --> 00:00:53,386 If you ask me, our problem iscdat 21 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:55,689 all these Cooper family meetings.cdat 22 00:00:55,689 --> 00:00:57,391 Look, it's not the meetings that's a problem for me.cdat 23 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:59,393 It's the lack of snacks.cdat 24 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,228 Would it really kill somebody to put out a crudité?cdat 25 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:05,432 I'm talking about how you two told Abby we're spies.cdat 26 00:01:05,432 --> 00:01:07,601 cdat Honey, we had no choice.cdat 27 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:09,069 Sweetheart, we are secret agents,cdat 28 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,405 not blab-it-to-anyone- who'll-listen agents.cdat 29 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:13,007 There's only one thing we can do.cdat 30 00:01:13,006 --> 00:01:16,409 All right, I'll eliminate Abby.cdat 31 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:19,246 I meant memory spray.cdat 32 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:20,514 I guess that's another way to go.cdat 33 00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:22,349 Softies.cdat 34 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:25,519 cdat Dad, no.cdatt 35 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:27,955 The whole point of sneaking Abby to Anguillacdat 36 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:29,623 was for her to meet her mother.cdat 37 00:01:29,623 --> 00:01:31,625 If we're looking to get rid of memories,cdat 38 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:33,393 I vote for the time that Ernie got out of the poolcdat 39 00:01:33,393 --> 00:01:35,762 but his bathing suit didn't.ct 40 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:38,698 I know I'm still trying to forget about itt 41 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:40,467 Craig, look, it's fine.cdat 42 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:42,436 I mean, no one else knows that Erica's alive.cdat 43 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:44,104 She's still hiding out in Anguilla.cdat 44 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,273 I don't know if we can trust that.cdat 45 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:48,542 - But she's family. - But she's so pretty.cdat 46 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:54,681 cdat Family. I meant family.cdt 47 00:01:56,416 --> 00:01:58,485 cdat Craig, the Organization check and everythingcdatct 48 00:01:58,485 --> 00:02:00,420 Abby told us was true.cdat 49 00:02:00,420 --> 00:02:02,088 No. We can't take the chance.cdat 50 00:02:02,089 --> 00:02:04,258 I've made a decision. We're memory spraying her.cdat 51 00:02:04,257 --> 00:02:05,959 ( knocking on door )cdat 52 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:09,329 Hi! I brought cookiest 53 00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:12,098 Because I wasn't sure what a thank you forcdat 54 00:02:12,099 --> 00:02:14,301 reuniting me with my supposed-to-be-dead mom gift is.cdat 55 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:16,503 Plus, I had cookie mix.cdat 56 00:02:16,503 --> 00:02:18,472 We're happy we could helpt 57 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:20,474 Right, Dadt 58 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:23,143 Meeting my mom was the greatest moment of my life.t 59 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,512 - One I'll never forget. - Hear that, Dad?cdat 60 00:02:25,512 --> 00:02:27,748 She'll never forget.cdat 61 00:02:27,748 --> 00:02:29,783 And I owe it all to my new familyt 62 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:31,351 Family.cdat 63 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:36,457 cdat Abby, look at me.cdat 64 00:02:36,456 --> 00:02:38,925 I'm sorry, but...cdat 65 00:02:38,925 --> 00:02:42,328 You're not gonna say anything about what we do for a living, are you?cdat 66 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:44,731 I don't know what you're talking aboutt 67 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,236 cdat Softies.cdatcdat 68 00:02:50,637 --> 00:02:52,272 See, you guys, look.cdatct 69 00:02:52,272 --> 00:02:53,974 No one will ever know.cdat 70 00:02:53,974 --> 00:02:57,177 Come on, give me those cookies.cdat 71 00:02:57,177 --> 00:03:02,249 All right, we need some plates, glasses.cdat 72 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:08,355 cdat So Erica King is alive and in Anguilla.cdat 73 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:10,791 Send in a field team.cdat 74 00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:14,194 It's time we finally brought that evil woman in.cdt 75 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:17,564 ♪ Oh, when danger comes for you ♪cdat 76 00:03:17,564 --> 00:03:20,534 ♪ You know I'll stand beside you ♪cdat 77 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:24,405 ♪ 'Cause ain't nobody keep things hustle cool ♪cdat 78 00:03:24,404 --> 00:03:28,742 ♪ I'll always find a way, a way out of the fire ♪cdat 79 00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:32,746 cdat ♪ Don't tell nobody, tell nobody ♪cdat 80 00:03:32,746 --> 00:03:34,548 cdat ♪ I'm not perfect ♪cdat 81 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:38,552 ♪ So many things I wanna tell you ♪cdat 82 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:42,523 cdat ♪ But I, I, I, I keep it undercover ♪cdat 83 00:03:42,522 --> 00:03:44,524 cdat ♪ Livin' my life, no way to learn ♪cdat 84 00:03:44,524 --> 00:03:46,726 ♪ Doin' my thing, gonna make it work ♪cdat 85 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:49,396 ♪ Know I'm the realest, baby, I'm fearless ♪cdat 86 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:51,431 ♪ But I always got your back ♪cdat 87 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:53,366 ♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪cdat 88 00:03:53,366 --> 00:03:55,568 ♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪cdat 89 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:58,238 ♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪cdat 90 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,573 ♪ It's all part of the plan ♪cdat 91 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,909 I keep it undercover.cdat 92 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:03,309 I keep it undercover.cdat 93 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:11,352 Hey. What are you guys doing out here?cdat 94 00:04:11,351 --> 00:04:15,789 Is this an intervention about my hands-free purse 95 00:04:15,789 --> 00:04:17,858 We have been through this 100 times.cdat 96 00:04:17,858 --> 00:04:19,860 It is not a hands-free purse.cdat 97 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:22,596 It is a fanny pack. Say it with me.cdat 98 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:26,467 BOTH: If your purse has Velcro, it is not in style.cdat 99 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:29,102 Thank you.cdat 100 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,104 But that's not what this is about.cdat 101 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:33,073 We heard you have a date with Darien.cdat 102 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:36,076 Yeah, you heard that from me,cdat 103 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:38,278 because I told yout 104 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:40,480 And it's your fourth date.cdat 105 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:41,448 Yeah, so?cdat 106 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:44,051 KC, KC, KC.cdat 107 00:04:44,050 --> 00:04:45,552 Everybody knows what the fourth date means.cdat 108 00:04:45,552 --> 00:04:47,654 That we liked the first three so much,cdat 109 00:04:47,654 --> 00:04:50,457 we decided to do it again?cdt 110 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:53,293 KC, let me ask you something. You like Darien, right?cdat 111 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,295 Yes, I do.cdat 112 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,797 I really, really dot 113 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,766 Great. So let's say, at the end of the date,cdat 114 00:04:58,765 --> 00:05:02,235 he leans in close, stares longingly into your eyest 115 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:05,605 with his lips so close, you could feel his warm breath against your face.cdat 116 00:05:05,605 --> 00:05:07,474 What do you do?cdat 117 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:11,078 Hope he didn't eat garlict 118 00:05:11,077 --> 00:05:13,079 cdat Wrong. You kiss him.cdat 119 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:14,614 Unless you're not readyt 120 00:05:14,614 --> 00:05:15,949 Or he ate garlic.cdat 121 00:05:15,949 --> 00:05:18,285 And even if he did, you power through.cdat 122 00:05:18,285 --> 00:05:20,354 I think what Marisa is trying to saycdt 123 00:05:20,353 --> 00:05:22,856 - is things seem to be progressing-- - So you should kiss him.cdat 124 00:05:22,856 --> 00:05:24,624 - Only if you want to. - If you're not ready--cdat 125 00:05:24,624 --> 00:05:27,494 You should let him kiss you right on the lips.cdat 126 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:31,031 Go for it! Kiss, kiss!cdat 127 00:05:31,031 --> 00:05:33,467 Get a hold of yourself, okayt 128 00:05:33,466 --> 00:05:36,703 I'll do what I want when I want,cdat 129 00:05:36,703 --> 00:05:38,605 and not until I am ready.cdat 130 00:05:38,605 --> 00:05:40,474 Right. I'm sorry.cdat 131 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:42,909 So you think you're gonna kiss him?cdat 132 00:05:44,544 --> 00:05:47,680 cdat Hey, Ernie, you remember Colin Cleveland?cdatcdat 133 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,650 Your friend, the politician's son?cdat 134 00:05:49,649 --> 00:05:51,518 The one who thinks I'm the greatest thingcdat 135 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:54,287 since anti-microbial shower shoes?cdat 136 00:05:54,287 --> 00:05:57,323 I don't know why you insist on bring upcdat 137 00:05:57,324 --> 00:05:59,860 your funky, funky feet, but yes.cdat 138 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:03,397 Yes. He and his dad are on their way over.cdat 139 00:06:03,396 --> 00:06:05,164 You think you can entertain himcdat 140 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:06,466 while his dad and I catch up?cdat 141 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:08,234 I can spare some time...cdat 142 00:06:08,235 --> 00:06:09,737 for a fan.cdat 143 00:06:09,736 --> 00:06:11,638 Hold up.cdat 144 00:06:11,638 --> 00:06:13,840 Just to be clear, this boy admires you?cdat 145 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:15,575 This is an actual, real-life kid and notcdat 146 00:06:15,575 --> 00:06:17,644 a figment of your imagination?cdat 147 00:06:17,644 --> 00:06:20,680 No! Not this time.cdat 148 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:22,815 ( knocking on door )cdat 149 00:06:26,753 --> 00:06:28,355 cdatcdat Ah!cdat 150 00:06:28,355 --> 00:06:30,424 BOTH: Kappa Kappa Delta forever!cdat 151 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:35,662 Remember that time we almost joined that fraternity?cdatt 152 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:39,232 cdat Oh, Jackson, it's good to see you, man.cdatcdat 153 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:41,367 Ernie, Judy! Heyt 154 00:06:41,368 --> 00:06:42,736 Whoa!cdat 155 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,671 Did you hit a growth spurtt 156 00:06:44,671 --> 00:06:45,939 You're like a giant.cdat 157 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:48,375 A giant what? Pain in the butt?cdat 158 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:51,211 Nope. Same heightt 159 00:06:51,211 --> 00:06:53,046 Just wearing some new orthotics.t 160 00:06:53,046 --> 00:06:55,315 And you wear them wellt 161 00:06:56,383 --> 00:06:57,851 Come on upstairs and I'll show youcdatcdat 162 00:06:57,851 --> 00:06:59,453 how to power a light bulb with a potato.cdat 163 00:07:01,788 --> 00:07:05,859 So how are you doing, Mr. Vice President?cdatcdt 164 00:07:05,859 --> 00:07:07,294 cdat Please. I haven't won yett 165 00:07:07,294 --> 00:07:09,630 The election isn't for another week.t 166 00:07:09,629 --> 00:07:14,601 And even if we are ahead by an impossible-to-beat 12 points, don't jinx it.cdat 167 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:17,471 cdat Who am I kidding? I'm gonna be the vice-president of the United States!cdat 168 00:07:21,741 --> 00:07:23,710 cdatcdat Seriously, I have a favor to ask of you, Coop.cdat 169 00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:27,447 I'm hoping you'll head up my security team.cdat 170 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:28,915 I could use someone I really trust.cdat 171 00:07:28,915 --> 00:07:32,285 Wow, Jackson, I'm flattered.cdat 172 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:34,220 My commitment is to the Organization.cdat 173 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:36,155 I'm not asking for anything long-term.cdat 174 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:37,491 Just get me through the election.cdat 175 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:38,825 Can I think about it?cdat 176 00:07:38,825 --> 00:07:41,094 - Why not? - Would I get a pair ofcdat 177 00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:42,429 those cool Secret Service sunglasses?cdt 178 00:07:42,429 --> 00:07:45,299 Why not? - Can I fly Air Force One?cdt 179 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:47,634 Don't push it, Craigt 180 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:54,174 cdatcdat I don't mean to brag, but with this puppy,cdat 181 00:07:54,174 --> 00:07:56,910 I can talk to people as far away as Indonesia.cdat 182 00:07:56,910 --> 00:08:00,414 So can I. Ever heard of a cell phone?cdt 183 00:08:01,781 --> 00:08:03,816 cdat This is cooler.cdatcdat 184 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:06,320 And you don't have to worry about going over your data plant 185 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:08,321 Plus, I built it myself,cdat 186 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:09,956 with a few capacitors, a diode,cdat 187 00:08:09,956 --> 00:08:12,091 and about ten feet of electrical wire.cdat 188 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:15,095 Whoa! I am freaking out.cdat 189 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:17,097 You wanna see some electrical wires?cdat 190 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:21,034 No one needs your help, Judy.cdatcdat 191 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:27,140 cdat I had a great time, even if you did beat me at Skee Ball.cdat 192 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:30,343 Beat you? Excuse me, I pummeled you.cdat 193 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:34,681 I guess you just can't handle... how I roll.t 194 00:08:36,483 --> 00:08:37,951 cdat Hey, in my defense,cdatcdat 195 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:39,719 I was distracted by a beautiful girl.cdat 196 00:08:39,719 --> 00:08:41,321 ( nervous chuckle t 197 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:42,789 Thank you.cdat 198 00:08:58,071 --> 00:08:59,573 cdatcdat Good night.cdat 199 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:04,845 All right. See you tomorrow.cdatcdat 200 00:09:04,844 --> 00:09:06,412 cdat Well, I kissed himt 201 00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:07,481 Yay!cdat 202 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,749 Where did it happen?cdat 203 00:09:09,749 --> 00:09:11,851 At the movies, at the restaurant? On the porch?cdat 204 00:09:11,851 --> 00:09:14,053 - On his eyeball. - What?cdat 205 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:17,824 I kissed him on his eyeball.cdat 206 00:09:17,824 --> 00:09:21,194 cdat Ay yi eyeball.cdat 207 00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:23,196 Marisa, I am such an idiot.cdat 208 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:25,565 What if he doesn't like me anymore?cdat 209 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:26,733 KC, would you just relax?ct 210 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,935 Darien likes you. He isn't going anywheret 211 00:09:28,935 --> 00:09:32,939 ( car tires screeching, crashing sound )cdat 212 00:09:32,939 --> 00:09:35,175 cdat Quick, call an ambulance.cdat 213 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:37,811 A car just came out of nowhere and hit Darien.cdat 214 00:09:50,957 --> 00:09:53,126 cdatcdat I don't know if you can hear me,cdat 215 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:57,030 but I really need you to get better.cdat 216 00:09:58,965 --> 00:10:02,635 cdat I really, really like yout 217 00:10:02,635 --> 00:10:06,772 I mean, my life can be kind of stressful sometimest 218 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,808 cdat More like all the time.cdat 219 00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:13,813 But when I'm with you, I forget about all of that, you know?ct 220 00:10:13,813 --> 00:10:15,648 cdat You just let me be met 221 00:10:15,648 --> 00:10:19,318 You know, just regular, boring KC.cdat 222 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:23,790 I have no idea why you like me so much,cdat 223 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:26,793 cdat but I'm really glad that you do.cdat 224 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:31,831 cdat Yes, I really, really want you to be my boyfriend.ct 225 00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:39,506 cdatcdat Oh, I kissed you out of a coma!cdat 226 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:43,410 cdat Actually, you kissed me out of a nap.cdatcdat 227 00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:45,177 Oh.cdat 228 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,980 Okay, um...cdat 229 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,648 So you gonna be all rightt 230 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:51,251 Yeah. I just have a broken arm and a slight concussion.cdat 231 00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:53,453 They're gonna keep me another day or so for observation.cdt 232 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:56,356 Okay. That's great.cdat 233 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:59,759 I'd hug you, but you couldn't really hug me backt 234 00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:01,828 'Cause the arm, so... high five!cdat 235 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:11,838 cdatcdat So?cdat 236 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,707 What's exactly the plan here?cdat 237 00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:15,274 We gonna pretend like you didn't just saycdat 238 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:16,843 you wanted me to be your boyfriend?cdat 239 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:19,512 Okay, did I say thatt 240 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,981 or did you dream thatt 241 00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:23,983 No, I think you said it.cdat 242 00:11:23,983 --> 00:11:25,885 No, I think you imagined it,cdt 243 00:11:25,885 --> 00:11:27,720 because of the drugs they gave you.cdat 244 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:30,223 You mean the antibiotics?cdat 245 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:32,826 Yes. Of course.cdt 246 00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:35,361 Antibiotic hallucinationst 247 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,630 It's 100% medically accurate,ct 248 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:40,299 despite what your doctor will tell you after I leave.ct 249 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,035 Oh, okay.cdat 250 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,570 You should probably know.cdat 251 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,872 I wanna be your boyfriend.cdt 252 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,707 Really?cdat 253 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,375 Really.cdat 254 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:54,080 Are you sure that's not just the antibiotics talkingt 255 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,515 cdat I'm really glad you're okay.cdt 256 00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:57,884 Me, too.cdat 257 00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:02,589 cdat All right, Colin,cdat 258 00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:04,925 remember the water we dyed red yesterday?cdat 259 00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:07,860 I wish I died yesterday.cdat 260 00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:11,163 Well, a stalk of celery has been sitting in it overnight.cdat 261 00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:13,900 Take a look at this. Voila.cdat 262 00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:18,070 cdat A sorcerer. You're a sorcerer!cdatcdt 263 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,874 Actually, it's due to capillary action.cdat 264 00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:25,378 Which is the only action Ernie will ever see.cdat 265 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,113 cdat Just because you mumblecdat 266 00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:28,615 doesn't mean I can't hear you, Judy.cdat 267 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,352 You actually like this stuff?ct 268 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:35,889 - Like it? I love it! - Yeah!cdat 269 00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:39,024 You don't have cable TV, do you?cdat 270 00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:41,327 You should get itt 271 00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:48,034 cdatcdat All that manpower,cdat 272 00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:50,069 and the search turned up absolutely nothing.cdat 273 00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:51,571 If Erica King isn't in Anguilla,cdat 274 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,173 where the heck is she?cdat 275 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:19,432 cdatcdat Hey, what's up, Abby?cdat 276 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:21,567 Thank you so much for stopping by and checking on Darien,cdt 277 00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:23,736 but good news, he is gonna be perfectly fine.cdat 278 00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:26,105 Well, this time he is.cdat 279 00:13:26,105 --> 00:13:28,774 What you talking about?cdat 280 00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:30,310 His accident.cdat 281 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,179 It wasn't an accident.cdat 282 00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:36,115 I'm sorry, that doesn't make any sense.ct 283 00:13:36,115 --> 00:13:39,352 cdat Who would intentionally hurt Darien?cdat 284 00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,721 I would.cdat 285 00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:45,958 cdat Oh.cdatcdat 286 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:47,092 You work for the Other Side, don't you?cdt 287 00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:48,828 Yeah.cdat 288 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:52,498 Oh, okay, so you've just been playing me this whole time.cdt 289 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,500 cdat Well, look at that.cdat 290 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,135 You're not just book smart.cdt 291 00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:58,137 You can also point out the obvious.cdat 292 00:13:58,137 --> 00:14:02,108 Huh. I don't know why you bothered bringing a laser gun.t 293 00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:06,279 cdat when you already stabbed me in the back.cdat 294 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,514 cdat Are you done?cdat 295 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,181 I forgot one more thing.cdat 296 00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:25,765 cdatcdat I defended you to my parents.cdat 297 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,770 cdat I trusted you.cdatcdat 298 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:35,041 cdat I listened to your kissing advice.cdatcdat 299 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:39,112 Did you, 'cause I never said anything about making out with his eyeball.cdat 300 00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:43,849 cdat Get your butt back heret 301 00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:45,719 No one runs my boyfriend over with a carcdat 302 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,020 and makes me spill his overpriced commissary snackt 303 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:50,756 and gets away with it.cdat 304 00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:58,598 cdatcdat Hello, KC. Hope you don't mind me dropping in.cdat 305 00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:01,101 Let your Auntie Erica give you a hug.cdat 306 00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:09,208 cdatcdat Erica. So you're back from Anguilla.cdat 307 00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:12,445 She really does state the obvioust 308 00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:17,350 cdat Now unless you wanna end up in a hospital bed or worset 309 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:20,453 you'd better listen to what your auntie has to sayt 310 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,264 cdatcdat Isn't this lovely?cdat 311 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,233 So happy to see you, sis.cdat 312 00:15:33,232 --> 00:15:35,468 Surprised to get your text.cdt 313 00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:37,570 Usually you need a Ouija boardcdat 314 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,806 to communicate with the devil.cdat 315 00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:43,476 cdat You look nice, KC.cdatcdat 316 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:45,044 Oh, thanks, traitort 317 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:57,456 cdatcdat All right, Erica, cut to the chase. What do you want from us?cdat 318 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,492 You and your daughter are going to carry outcdat 319 00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:02,161 a very special mission for the Other Side.cdat 320 00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:03,829 And if we refuse?cdat 321 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:07,334 Darien will end up having another accident.cdat 322 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:09,168 And don't say a word about this,cdat 323 00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:12,338 or we'll move on to getting rid of your family.cdt 324 00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:14,807 Ooh, I vote we start with hert 325 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,344 cdat Very funny, KC.cdatcdat 326 00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:20,613 But the Organization won't be laughingcdat 327 00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:22,815 when they find out your mother's been protecting mt 328 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,183 all these years.cdat 329 00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:26,986 Do I make myself clear?cdat 330 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,589 Crystal.cdat 331 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:32,792 We'll provide further instructions when we're ready.t 332 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:36,663 Now, ladies, let's enjoy our tea.cdat 333 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,999 cdat Would anyone like some clotted cream for their scone?ct 334 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,401 Oh, I would, thank you.cdat 335 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:46,606 cdat Oops. Oh, I'm so clumsyt 336 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:49,676 Don't wanna waste itt 337 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,182 cdatcdat Get ready, Colin,cdat 338 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,718 'cause this volcano's about to blow.cdat 339 00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:00,320 Here we go. It's going in.cdat 340 00:17:00,319 --> 00:17:02,688 All right. Okay.cdat 341 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,291 Oh, awesome!cdat 342 00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:07,560 Biggest explosion ever.cdat 343 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:11,697 Guess you never heard Ernie after a four-cheese pizza.cdt 344 00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:16,369 cdat I'll bet you're wondering how I'm gonna top this volcano.t 345 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,905 Two words: rock collection.cdat 346 00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:25,144 cdatcdat What a dork.cdat 347 00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:27,880 What?! I thought you looked up to him.cdat 348 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,316 I did, when I was five,cdat 349 00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:32,685 and my best friend was a blanket.cdat 350 00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:35,721 Then why have you been kissing his butt all week?cdt 351 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:38,857 My dad said I had to be on my best behaviorcdat 352 00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:42,595 but how much longer can I pretend he's interesting?t 353 00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:45,865 He's a total doofus, and he doesn't even know it.cdat 354 00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:48,101 Rock collection.cdat 355 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:52,404 Hey, nobody thinks Ernie's a bigger doofus than I do,cdt 356 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:55,909 cdat but at least he's smart and funny and he's honest.cdt 357 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,611 He doesn't pretend to be something he's not,cdat 358 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:01,781 which makes him way cooler than you'll ever be.t 359 00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:08,087 cdat Why did they have to drag Darien into this?cdat 360 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,522 All he did was like met 361 00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:11,190 I finally have a boyfriendt 362 00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:13,292 and now Erica and Abby want to hurt him.cdat 363 00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:15,561 I'm so sorry, honey.cdat 364 00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:18,697 But you remember when you decided to be a spycdat 365 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:19,766 and I said it wasn't gonna be easy?cdat 366 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,368 Decided?cdat 367 00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:26,072 No, I distinctly remember you fake kidnapping mecdt 368 00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:28,441 and then begging me to be part of the family businesst 369 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:33,179 True, but I distinctly remember saying it wasn't gonna be easy.cdat 370 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:38,484 cdat ( sighs ) Mom, I really, really like Darien.cdatt 371 00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:41,654 What am I supposed to do, just no like anyone evert 372 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,289 No, baby.cdat 373 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:46,492 But any time you get involved with a civilian,cdat 374 00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:48,661 they're always gonna be vulnerable.cdat 375 00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:51,264 So I should only date spies.cdat 376 00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:54,133 Well, I was lucky enough to fall in love with one.cdat 377 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:58,070 But I mean, it's not like I never dated a civilian.ct 378 00:18:58,070 --> 00:18:59,838 cdat I remember this one guy,cdat 379 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:02,508 Olympic athlete Andre Vervavitch.cdat 380 00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:05,411 Things were going great until he fell head over heels.ct 381 00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:06,946 Wait, isn't that a good thingcdat 382 00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:08,448 when you're dating someonet 383 00:19:08,447 --> 00:19:11,650 No, I mean the Other Side pushed Andre off a buildingcdat 384 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:14,254 and he fell head over heels.cdat 385 00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:16,388 Over head, over heels.cdat 386 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:20,593 cdat This is just not fairt 387 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,195 I know.cdat 388 00:19:22,194 --> 00:19:24,329 But that's the way it is.cdat 389 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,032 So what do we do nowt 390 00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:28,434 Well, we have to wait for Erica,cdat 391 00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:31,704 'cause unfortunately, she's holding all the cards.t 392 00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:34,473 Okay, so now we know Erica's back.cdat 393 00:19:34,473 --> 00:19:35,975 We're not gonna make a move.cdat 394 00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:38,344 I think, if we play our cards right,cdat 395 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:41,447 she might finally lead us to the head of the Other Side.t 396 00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:43,382 Imagine, after all this time,cdat 397 00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:46,585 finally discovering who he really is.cdat 398 00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,359 cdatcdat Hey, Ernie, how'd your procedure go?cdat 399 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:54,794 What procedure?cdat 400 00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:58,564 The one where they removed Colin's lips from your butt.ct 401 00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:00,833 cdat He's with his mom.cdat 402 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:03,035 And you can bag on me all you want,cdat 403 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:06,372 - but I know you love me. - Yuck! Why would you say that?t 404 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:09,008 Because I heard all the nice things you said about me to Colin.cdat 405 00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:11,143 - You're dreaming. - Am I?cdat 406 00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:12,645 Am I really?cdat 407 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,247 ( tape rewinding )cdat 408 00:20:14,246 --> 00:20:16,148 He doesn't pretend to be something he's not,cdat 409 00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:19,251 which makes him way cooler than you'll ever be.t 410 00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:22,254 Way cooler than you'll ever be.cdat 411 00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:24,323 Way cooler than you'll ever bet 412 00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:26,592 Fine, I said itt 413 00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:28,527 And?cdat 414 00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:31,230 And I love you.cdat 415 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,531 And I love yout 416 00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:35,034 And I love you.cdat 417 00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:36,602 And I love yout 418 00:20:40,372 --> 00:20:42,241 cdatcdat Well, Jackson, I thought it over,cdat 419 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,542 and if you still want me,cdat 420 00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:46,345 I'd be happy to head up your security teamcdat 421 00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:48,581 through the election. In fact, it wouldcdat 422 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:51,350 be an honor, Mr. Vice-President.cdat 423 00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:53,619 ( protesting ) No jinxies.cdt 424 00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:56,188 Yeah, right.cdat 425 00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:58,090 You are definitely mature enoughcdat 426 00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,625 to be a heartbeat away from the president.cdat 427 00:21:01,026 --> 00:21:03,896 - Thank you, Craig. - ( both laughing )cdatcdt 428 00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:06,265 All kidding aside, I'll feel a lot safert 429 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,900 with you in my cornert 430 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:10,569 Don't worry, I got your back.cdat 431 00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:13,772 You never know what kind of crazies there are out there.cdat 432 00:21:15,574 --> 00:21:19,878 cdat So what exactly is the plan for KC and Kira, mommy dearest?t 433 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,514 cdat Stop calling me that.cdat 434 00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:24,650 Fifteen years ago,cdatcdt 435 00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:27,553 when your father became the head of the Other Side,cdt 436 00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:29,055 he and I had a little disagreement.cdat 437 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,759 cdat I wanted her dead.cdatcdt 438 00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:37,396 And silly me, I wanted to stay alive.t 439 00:21:37,396 --> 00:21:39,798 So we compromised. She disappeared.cdat 440 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:42,669 You mean you banished me.cdat 441 00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:45,004 And separated me from my only child.cdat 442 00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:46,806 And she was better off without the likes of you.cdat 443 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:49,609 Aw, Mom, Dad.cdat 444 00:21:49,608 --> 00:21:51,009 Just think of all the Christmasescdat 445 00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:54,313 we could've spent together as one big, unhappy family.cdat 446 00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:58,618 cdat Anyway, he finally sent for me,cdatct 447 00:21:58,617 --> 00:22:00,986 because he needed his top programmert 448 00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:04,089 Programmer? You can't even use your cell phone.cdat 449 00:22:04,089 --> 00:22:06,525 Not that kind of programmer, smart mouth.cdat 450 00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:08,627 - She gets it from you, you know. - Take that back.cdat 451 00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:11,497 I'd like to take back the ten years I wasted with yout 452 00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:14,367 Was it only ten? 'Cause it felt like 110.cdat 453 00:22:14,366 --> 00:22:16,335 I will crash this car right now.cdat 454 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,671 Do it, do it! I dare you!cdat 455 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:21,307 Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!cdat 456 00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:25,711 Um... sorry to interrupt this love fest,cdat 457 00:22:25,711 --> 00:22:27,646 cdat but you were saying something about being a programmer.cdat 458 00:22:27,646 --> 00:22:30,883 A mind control programmer.cdat 459 00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:33,953 My mission was to identify up-and-coming individualscdat 460 00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:36,355 who might one day wield power.cdat 461 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,657 Then I brainwash them, so that when the time came,cdt 462 00:22:38,657 --> 00:22:40,058 I'd activate them.cdat 463 00:22:40,059 --> 00:22:41,861 And your mother's grating voicecdat 464 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:45,131 is one half of the trigger. You're wearing the other half.t 465 00:22:46,665 --> 00:22:48,734 cdat The locket Aunt Kira gave me.cdatcdt 466 00:22:50,135 --> 00:22:52,137 I knew she'd keep it safet 467 00:22:52,137 --> 00:22:54,973 She was always such a sentimental sap. Softie.cdat 468 00:22:56,976 --> 00:23:00,913 cdat With this, my voice will control the mindcdatct 469 00:23:00,913 --> 00:23:03,082 cdat of Senator Jackson Cleveland,ct 470 00:23:03,082 --> 00:23:05,017 who's about to become vice-president.cdat 471 00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:09,822 Which puts him one step away from becoming the president.ct 472 00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:11,524 cdat When that happens,cdat 473 00:23:11,523 --> 00:23:15,227 the Other side will control the White House.ct 474 00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:31,610 Hi, KC.t Guess what.cdat 475 00:23:31,610 --> 00:23:33,745 I get out tomorrow.cdat 476 00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:35,681 Doctor said in a couple of days,cdat 477 00:23:35,681 --> 00:23:37,416 I'll be ready for that Skee Ball rematch.cdat 478 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:40,586 Uh, Darien, I'm not into you.cdat 479 00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:42,855 What are you talking about?cdt 480 00:23:42,855 --> 00:23:44,757 I like you, you like me. Things are going great.cdat 481 00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:46,759 No, they're nott 482 00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:48,794 Not for met 483 00:23:48,794 --> 00:23:51,130 Oh. I get it.cdat 484 00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:53,099 It's the boyfriend-girlfriend thing.cdat 485 00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:54,433 We can slow it down.cdat 486 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,602 Darien, you're not listening, okay?cdat 487 00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:58,404 I don't like you.cdat 488 00:23:58,404 --> 00:24:00,206 I'm breaking up with you.cdat 489 00:24:00,205 --> 00:24:02,240 No.cdat 490 00:24:02,241 --> 00:24:04,543 No, this makes no sense.cdat 491 00:24:04,543 --> 00:24:05,711 This isn't right.cdat 492 00:24:05,711 --> 00:24:08,647 Something else must be going on.cdat 493 00:24:08,647 --> 00:24:10,782 KC, talk to me.cdat 494 00:24:12,918 --> 00:24:14,353 cdat Take care, Darien.cdatcdt 495 00:24:23,662 --> 00:24:27,533 cdatcdat I know, baby. I know.cdat 496 00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:31,637 cdat But at least now, he'll be safe, okay?cdatct