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cdat Previously...cdatcdat
Is this the Cooper residence?ct
I'm actually here for Kira Cooper.t
I think she might be my mother's sistert
If she is anything like her mother, that girl is no goodt
Wait, waitt
Your sister joined the Other Side?cdt
I'm sorry. I didn't get to properly introduce myself before.cdat
I'm KC Cooper,cdat
- and I'm your cousin. - Come on in.cdat
You could be putting us all in danger with that girl.cdt
That girl is your niece.cdat
So she says.cdat
What happened to your sistert
For the millionth time,cdat
I don't know, Agent Johnson.cdat
I've never known, Agent Johnson.cdat
But if I find out,cdat
I'll let you know, Agent Johnson!cdat
What a beautiful locket.cdat
We figured that since your mom's gone,cdat
this would be the next best thing.cdat
I'm actually looking at my mother's face.cdat
Abby...cdat
She's not gone.cdat
I'm sorry. What?cdat
- She's alive. - What?cdat
She's alive, and I know where she is.cdat
cdatcdat Mom. Mom, wake up.cdat
Freeze, dirtbag!cdat
KC, it's the middle of the night.cdat
What are you doing upt
I can't sleep, okay?cdat
And I've been thinkingcdat
we need to take Abby to meet her mom.cdat
What?! No! Absolutely nott
A mother and daughter should not be apart like that.ct
That's so sad.cdat
Could you imagine if we were separated?cdat
I wish we were separated.cdat
So why don't you go back to your roomt
and I'll go back to sleep.cdt
No, Mom, I'm serious.cdat
We have to do this for Abby,cdat
and don't you miss Erica a little bit?cdat
- No, I don't. - I don't believe you.cdat
She's your sister, and that means something.cdat
Siblings have a bond for life.cdat
What are you guys doing up?cdat
None of your business. Get out.cdat
Honey, we just got back into the Organization.t
Do you know what they'd do to ust
if Abby found out we're spies?cdat
What your father might do?cdat
They don't have to know.cdat
Erica is in the Caribbean.cdt
How are we gonna get her all the way down therecdat
without her finding out the truth?cdat
I don't know yet, but I'll figure it out.cdat
Okay, please.cdat
cdatcdat All right, fine. We'll do it.cdat
- Thanks, Mom. - All right, now get out of here.cdat
I got a big mission in the morning.cdat
- I gotta get some sleep. - Good night.cdat
cdat ( alarm clock beeping )cdatt
Wakey-wakey. Eggs and bac-y.cdat
cdatcda♪ Oh, when danger comes for you ♪cdat
♪ You know I'll stand beside you ♪cdat
♪ 'Cause ain't nobody keep things hustle cool ♪cdat
cda♪ I'll always find a way, a way out of the fire ♪cdat
cdat ♪ Don't tell nobody, tell nobody ♪cdat
cdat ♪ I'm not perfect ♪cdat
♪ So many things I wanna tell you ♪cdat
♪ But I, I, I, I keep it undercover ♪cdat
cdat ♪ Livin' my life, no way to learn ♪cdat
♪ Doin' my thing, gonna make it work ♪cdat
♪ Know I'm the realest, baby, I'm fearless ♪cdat
♪ But I always got your back ♪cdat
♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪cdat
♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪cdat
♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪cdat
♪ It's all part of the plan ♪cdat
I keep it undercover.cdat
And this is from our family vacation in Miamict
two years agot
Well, I've been dying to get to know this family,cdt
and 4,300 pictures later,cdat
I feel like I really know ya.cdat
4,301. Everyone smile!cdat
Hey, Abby, can I get you some more iced tea?cdatcdat
No, thanks. I'm fine.cdat
A relative that doesn't want anything from me?cdat
Oh, she's a keeper. Welcome to the family.cdat
Speaking of which, Abby,cdatcdat
I just wanna put it out there.cdat
Since we're cousins, absolutely nothing romanticcdt
can happen between us.cdat
I'm officially off limits.cdat
( scoffs ) Off limits and off your rockert
Just setting boundaries so no hearts get broken.cdat
cdat Ernie is everything you said he is.cdatcdat
I know. I'm sorry.ct
So I have a surprise for you girls.cdat
I am taking the three of uscdat
to the Robair Lottair Spa in Virginia Beach this weekend.t
For real? That sounds great.cdat
Ooh! A spa weekendt
I can't wait to get my pamper on.cdat
Okay, Ernie, let's go pick up the Chinese food.cdat
cdat Wasn't that weirdt
KC being excited about a spa?cdat
What's weird about that?cdat
She hates that kind of stufft
Have you ever seen her get her nails done?cdt
It's like watching a dog at the groomer'st
cdat I think they're up to somethingt
Ernie, you know what you don't know about women?cdat
Everything.cdat
All women like spas.cdat
Trust me, there is nothing going on.cdat
All right, here's what's going on.t
We're not actually taking you to a spa, okayt
We're taking you to meet your momt
Are you serious?cdat
Is this really happening?cdat
I don't know what to say.cdat
Well, you could start by saying,cdat
"KC, you are the best cousin in the world,t
but that is just a jumping-off pointt
Really, anything to express what a great cousin I am,ct
works perfectly finet
Actually, Abby, Craig and Ernie can't know about this.cdat
In fact, nobody can know what we're up to.cdat
You got it.cdat
You have nothing to worry about.t
I'm great at keeping secretst
Sir!cdat
This is exactly what we've been waiting fort
By this time tomorrow,cdat
we'll have the location of Kira's sister Erica.cdat
And Erica is the key to finally finding outcdat
who the head of the Other Side is.cdat
cdat We are breaking, like, a million rulescdatcdat
taking Abby to Erica.cdat
So whatever happens, remember,cdat
we can't let her know we're spies.cdat
I promise, she's not gonna know anythingt
cdat There's my partner in crime, and by crime,cdatcdat
I mean shopping!cdat
Girl, the way you shop is a crime.cdat
But I can't. I have a spa weekend planned.cdat
A spa weekend? I would love-t
- No, you can't come. - Family only and you're not family!cdat
Whoa. You guys do need to chill out.cdat
Good thing you're going to a spa.ct
( forced laughter )cdat
MARISA: Speaking of spas,cdat
have you ever seen the video of those Japanese spascdat
with the fish that eat the dead skin off your feet?ct
I wish I could have some of those as pets.cdat
Would I have to actually feed them,cdat
or could I just stick my feet in the tank?cdt
I wonder if they have those fish at the spa you're going to.cdat
Well, I guess I will never know,cdat
because clearly, I'm not welcomet
So much for the more the merriert
Oh, cheer up.cdat
You!cdat
I think it's time for us to go to the spa now.cdat
KC will see you when she gets back from the spa,cdt
where she'll be all weekend.cdat
Just the spa, and nowhere else.cdat
Okay, bye.cdat
KC will call you from the spa!cdat
Why did you do that? Why didn't you just destroy the bug?cdat
Because whoever planted it there would know we found it.ct
I'm guessing it's the Other Side who's looking for Erica.cdat
Or it's the Organization and they're on to us,cdat
and they planted it.cdat
Either way, we gotta cancel this trip.cdt
No! Mom, this may becdat
the only chance that Abby has to meet her mother. Please.t
And how do you suggest that we avoid being followed, KC?ct
cdat Well, you put the bug on Marisa.cdat
That should buy us some time.cdat
Plus, I mean, talking to her makes my head spin.cdat
I can only imagine what she's gonna do to them.cdat
cdatcdat So I figured, if they can get pampered without me,cdat
I can get pampered without them.cdat
Besides, my mom has had this spa gift certificatecdat
for almost a week.cdat
If she hasn't used it by now, she will never miss it.cdat
cdat I've really missed you. It feels like years since I've seen you.cdatcdat
cdat Sir, uh...cdatct
I just heard Kira Cooper talking to her sister.cdat
Should we engage?cdat
No, no, keep listening.cdat
If we go in too soon,cdat
it could scare the sister back into hiding.cdat
While I'm here,cdat
I could use a makeover.cdat
I was thinking a whole new face.cdat
(callus remover whirring )cdt
cdat Oh, my gosh.cdat
They're ripping off Kira's face.cdat
cdatcdat It just seems weird.cdat
Oh, stop worryingt
Some kids don't get facial hair till they're in colleget
I was talking about KC.cdat
I just don't believe she went to a spa.cdat
Then why is there a spa charge on my phone appt
Hey, why is there no spa charge on my phone appt
cdat Wait a second.t
What if KC and your mothet
didn't really go to that spat
and they're up to somethingt
I know.cdat
What if Mom's sister isn't really dead?cdat
What if Mom knows where she iscdat
and is secretly taking Abby to meet her?cdat
Ernie, pleaset
I'm trying to thinkt
What if, instead of being dead,cdat
Erica's just been hiding all these years?cdat
I bet your mom and KC are secretly taking Abbycdat
to meet her.cdat
Wow. Why didn't I think of that?cdat
Erica's dangeroust
I'm gonna go help them. You should come along, too, Ernie.cdat
Give you a a chance to see how a top spy operates.cdt
Top spy? Does that mean someone else is coming with us?t
cdatcdat Why are we at a private airport?cdat
Because it's the fastest way to the Caribbean.cdat
And we don't want you to wait any longercdt
than necessary to meet your mother. So KC's calling in a favort
I'd feel bad for stealing this helicoptercdat
if you hadn't have stolen it first.ct
KC has a friend who owns a helicopter?cdat
Yes. She has several friends who own helicopters.cdat
In fact, KC volunteers her time withcdat
over-privileged youtht
cdat Yep, my baby's a do-gooder.ct
cdat Not feeling so smug now, are you, smuggler?cdatcdt
She never mentioned doing any volunteer work to me.cdat
Well, she doesn't like to brag.cdat
And that's the first sign of a good do-gooder.cdat
Doin' good.cdat
All right, guys, come on.cdat
cdat You know how to fly one of those?!cdatt
Uh, I just got my learner's permit,cdat
and I'm not allowed to fly in the dark,cdat
so hurry up and get in.cdat
cdatcdat ERNIE: Hey, stop the van.cdat
The GPS signals stop here.cdat
cdat Look. Mom's car.cdatcdat
There's no one inside.cdat
- I can't believe it. - Is it a clue?cdat
No. Mom's car.cdat
It's filthy.cdat
I go through all that trouble to write "Wash me"cdat
in the dirt, and she ignores it.cdat
What's that on the ground next to the car?cdat
A wrapper from your mom's favorite type of chewing gum.ct
Someone must've captured her, and she left that as a clue.ct
cdat Or... Mom just parked there because it's next tocdat
that private airport, and she needed a piece of gumct
because her ears always pop when she flies.cdt
Ernie, please, pleaset
Would you let the experienced guy handle this?cdat
cdat Wait a minute. I have a new theory.cdatct
cdatcdat ( screaming ) Ow, ow, that hurts. You're killing me.cdat
I'm begging you. Stop it. Please stop.cdat
( screaming ) You're a monster!cdat
A monster.cdat
Sir! The Cooper situation has taken an ugly turn.cdatt
It appears Kira is being tortured.cdat
We can't wait any longer.cdat
We have to save her. We're going in.cdat
Let's move it.cdat
cdat Hey.cdatcdat
Do you have any idea where the people who took your helicopter were going?cdat
They asked if it had enough fuel to get to Anguilla.cdat
Ernie, stop wasting time talking to this guy.cdat
We have to figure out where your mother went.cdat
cdatcdat KC, how exactly do you know how to fly a helicopter?cdat
cdat Uh...cdat
It was one of those Cheapon deals.cdat
cdat Um, you see, when my mom got boredcdat
with the whole accounting thing,cdat
we signed up for a six-week flying class.cdat
cdat Seriously, you guys. Enough.cdatcdat
I got a scholarship to Howard.cdat
I'm not an idiot. Tell me what's really going on.cdat
All right. I know I said we shouldn't tell her,cdat
but she's family, so we're just gonnacdat
trust her with the truth. Go ahead, KC.cdat
Okay, fine.cdat
Abby, what's really going on is...cdat
you were born a princess in a war-torn foreign--cdat
KC, tell her!cdat
Fine.cdat
This is gonna sound a little bit crazy, toot
but...cdat
( sighs ) we're a family of spies.cdat
My mom's a spy, my dad's a spy,cdat
- I'm a spy. - Yeah, right. And Ernie's a spy too?cdat
Yes. Ernie is a spyt
Although that part does sound a bit unbelievable.cdat
cdat But really, it's all true.cdatcdat
Really?cdat
Really.cdat
Now activating automatic pilot mode.cdat
cdatcdat Okay. Guess you guys are spies.cdat
cdat Wait. Does that mean my mother's a spy, too?cdat
No wonder she had to give me up.cdat
That would all make sense.cdat
She was so busy saving the worldcdat
from evil that she had no choice but to fake her own death.cdt
- Right? - No, not exactly.cdat
Not even close.cdat
She's one of the bad guys, isn't she?cdat
- Really bad. - Worst of the worst.cdat
cdat I'm sorry, Abby.cdatcdat
So am I.cdat
cdat I don't even know if I still wanna meet her.cdt
Is it too late to just turn aroundcdat
and actually go to that spa?cdat
Look, I know you're scared,cdt
but we're gonna get through this together.cdat
As a family.cdat
cdatcdat I don't understand this.cdat
We've looked for Erica everywheret
Where is shet
Gee, Mom, I have no ideacdat
why a wanted fugitive would be so hard to find.cdat
Unless she doesn't wanna meet me.cdat
No, I've been in touch with het
using coded messages on the dark net.cdat
She said she'd be near this cafe at this time.cdat
I don't get it.cdt
cdat - Mom, that's her. - Where?cdatcdat
That older woman right there.cdat
She's been staring at us since we walked in.cdat
You think that's my sister?cdat
How old do you think I am?cdat
I'm saying it's a mask.cdat
cdatcdat Aunt Erica.cdat
It's me. KC. Kira's daughter.cdat
Who?cdat
Oh, come on. Stop pretending.cdat
I know it's you under there.cdat
Just take off the mask.cdat
Ow!cdat
Boy, that's really glued on there good, isn't it?t
I believe you're looking for me.cdatcdat
cdat Wait. If you're Erica,cdatt
then that means..t
Ooh, my bad.cdat
Hello, Abby.cdt
I'd know my baby anywheret
I can't believe, after all these yearst
I'm looking into your beautiful eyes againt
Actually...cdat
I'm KC.cdat
That's Abby.cdat
Hello.cdat
Oh. Well, in all fairness,cdt
it has been a while.cdat
cdat Growing up, I felt like an outsider in my own family.ct
cdat I know they all tried their best,cdat
but that didn't make the loneliness any less painfult
That's so sad.cdat
It is so sad.cdat
And then, when I found outcdt
that my parents picked Kira to join the Organizationcdat
while keeping me in the dark all that time,cdt
it just pushed me over the edge.cdat
And why wouldn't it?cdat
You were so alone.cdat
For the hundredth time, Erica,cdat
they didn't recruit you because they were concernedcdt
about your anti-social tendencies.cdat
So I'm not a people person!cdat
cdat Anyway, as I was saying,cdatcdat
it wasn't long after thatcdat
that I joined the Other Sidect
There, my anti-social tendenciescdat
were not just tolerated, but celebrated.cdat
cdat I quickly rose up the rankscdat
and became their top operative.cdat
Then I got the assignment where I met your father.cdat
He was a brilliant research scientist,cdat
and my orders were to make him fall in love with me,cdat
and he did.cdat
But I also fell in love with him.cdat
For the first time in my life,cdat
I was totally happy.cdat
Till you came along.cdat
cdat Wow. You really aren't a people person.cdatcdat
No, no, no, you don't understand.cdat
Becoming a mother changed me.cdat
I wanted out, but you can't just quit the Other Side.cdat
Oh, you were torn.cdat
You were torn between two worlds.cdat
You had a baby in your arms and a gun to your head.cdat
In order to save Abby from the life I was living,cdt
I was forced to fake my own death,cdat
go on the run and give up my family,cdat
even though it broke my heart into a million pieces.cdat
Giving up your own baby to give her a better life.cdt
cdat That just... I'm sorry. I can't take it.cdt
Neither can I, KC.cdat
I really appreciate you caring,cdat
but take it down a notch.cdat
I can't even hear my own life story.cdat
Go on.cdat
I was on my own,cdat
a fugitive from both sides,cdat
and after a few years of being on the run,cdat
I realized I needed help.cdat
But I couldn't bring myself to ask my parents,cdat
and Kira had always been fair with me.cdat
Finally you get to the good part of the story.cdt
And now, after all these years,cdat
we're finally all together again.cdat
Except your father.cdat
Not a day went by that I didn't think of the two of yot
How is he?cdat
I'm sorry, Mom.cdat
He recently passed.cdat
Excuse me, can we get some more napkins over here please?cdatcdt
Thank you.cdat
I love massages.cdatcdat
I could just tune out the world.cdat
cdatcdat We got her!cdat
No, we don't.cdat
- That isn't Kira Cooper. - Or is it?cdat
New face.cdat
cdatcdat Good work, Gibb.cdat
Uh, excuse me.cdat
For a deep tissue massage,cdat
this massage isn't really very deep.cdat
Come on, rubby rubby.cdat
cdatcdat ( falsetto ) Hello.cdat
cdat We've been sitting here way too long.cdatcdat
I like to keep moving.cdat
That way, nobody can track me down.cdat
Oh, we've already tracked you downt
Anguilla's a long way to go for a massage, Kira.cdat
cdat Anything you wanna share?cdat
Uh, plantain chips.cdat
They're loaded with antioxidants.cdat
cdat How did you find ust
Please. It was child's play.cdat
Yeah, this childt
So you're the husband I've heard so much about.cdat
And you're the sister I've heard nothing good about.t
cdat You look familiar.cdatcdt
Oh, I know. You remind me of a guy I went to college with.ct
That was a different time in a different world.cdat
cdat How about we let Abby and Erica get reacquainted,cdat
and we'll explain everything to you guys outside.cdat
cdatcdat I still can't believe I found you.cdat
Took you long enough.cdat
It was so nice of you to take such an interest in mecdat
all these years... Mother.cdat
cdat What are you really doing here?cdatcdat
Caring out my missiont
Which is?cdat
Win KC's trust
so she'd convince Kira to bring me to you.cdt
cdat And now what?cdat
You intend to terminate your own mother?cdat
You don't wanna mess with me, baby girl,cdat
'cause I am one bad mama.cdat
Bad?cdat
I'd say you're the worst.cdat
But you're a good spyt
and the Other Side wants you reactivatedt
Dad says he needs you for one final missiont
So he is alive.cdat
He's expecting yout
We did good, Mom. You did good.cdat
cdat Well, now...cdat
looks like Mama's back.cdat