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cdat
Where were you
last night?cdatct
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I was at the library
with Darien.cdat
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Again? You guys
are practically dating.cdat
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World's most boring
dating, but dating.cdat
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Yeah, I wish, okay.cdat
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He hasn't even
asked me out yet,cdat
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and I don't know why because
we definitely have chemistry,ct
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- in fourth period,
and in person.
- ( Marisa laughs )cdat
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- Hey, KC.
- Oh, hey,
what's up, Darien?cdat
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So I was wondering if you've
seen that new alien movie yet.t
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No, no. I'm not really
a huge sci-fi fan.cdat
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Oh. That's too badt
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I heard about this new
Argentinean steak placet
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It's supposed
to be great.t
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Yeah, well, I'm gonna
have to take your word for it,ct
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because I'm
a vegetarian.cdat
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cdat
Oh, I forgot.cdatcdat
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So are there any good
vegetarian placescdat
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you could recommend?
I'd love to try onet
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Of course,
I'd hate to eat alonet
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Yeah, for sure.cdat
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There's a really good one
on Clark Street.cdat
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They actually have
communal tables,cdat
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so you can meet
a lot of interesting people.ct
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cdatcdat
Uh, okay.
So I'll just see you later.cdt
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All right.cdat
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He is so cute!cdat
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Why won't he just
ask me out alreadyt
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He just did.
Three times.cdat
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What do you think
the movie and the steak,cdat
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and the "where can I eat
vegetarian not alone" was aboutt
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cdat
Darien, wait up!
I wanna try the steak placet
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They have salads, rightt
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♪ Oh, when danger
comes for you ♪cdat
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♪ You know
I'll stand beside you ♪cdat
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♪ 'Cause ain't nobody
keep things hustle cool ♪cdat
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♪ I'll always find a way,
a way out of the fire ♪cdat
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cdat ♪ Don't tell nobody,
tell nobody ♪cdat
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cdat ♪ I'm not perfect ♪cdat
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♪ So many things
I wanna tell you ♪cdat
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cdat ♪ But I, I, I,
I keep it undercover ♪cdat
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cdat ♪ Livin' my life,
no way to learn ♪cdat
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♪ Doin' my thing,
gonna make it work ♪cdat
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♪ Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless ♪cdat
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♪ But I always
got your back ♪cdat
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♪ Nobody can do it
like I can ♪cdat
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♪ I gotta find out
who I am ♪cdat
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♪ Ain't got to worry
about me ♪cdat
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♪ It's all
part of the plan ♪cdat
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I keep it undercover.cdat
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I keep it
undercover.cdat
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cdat
- So I'll pick you up
Saturday night?
- Yeah, yeah.cdat
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I'm not gonna be
picking you up,t
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you know, 'cause
you're twice my sizet
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( awkward laughter t
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All right, that's coolt
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cdat
Hey, Ernie,
how's it goingt
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Me Ernie?cdat
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Yes, you Erniet
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I'm good.
Thanks for asking.cdat
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cdatcdWhat just happened?cdat
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It's contact
popularity.cdat
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When a popular guy
like Darien says hi to you,cdt
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people think that
you're more importantcdat
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than you really are.cdat
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It's like you're
cool-adjacent.cdat
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That's pathetic.cdat
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I'll take it.cdat
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cdat
All right, Marisa, do not
go all crazy, all right,t
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but I have my first
official date with Darien
this Saturday night.cdat
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cdat
( high-pitched
shriek )cdat
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I'm glad you didn't
go all crazy.cdatcdat
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Yes, I'm
excited, toot
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okay, but I'm also
very nervous.cdat
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I've never really been
on a real date before.cdat
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What about when you went
to the dance with Lincoln?cdt
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Mission.cdat
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What about when you
went to the movies with Brett?ct
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Mission.cdat
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What about that guy
you made out with at camp?cdat
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He was not a mission.cdat
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No, he was imaginary.cdat
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I made him up.cdat
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That is too bad.cdat
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You guys really
seemed to click.cdat
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cdatcdat
Hey, Dad, I just
wanted to let you knowcdat
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that I have
a date Saturday night.cdat
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Let me guess.cdt
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With the guy
from summer campt
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No.cdat
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It's a real date
with a real guycdat
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that actually exists.cdat
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Oh. Okay, well,
have fun.cdat
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cdat
That's it?cdat
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You don't wanna know
anything about himcdat
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or meet him
before we go out?cdat
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KC, the last guy
you were interested incdat
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tried to kill you.cdat
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I say anyone
is a step up from that.cdat
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( knocking at door t
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cdatcdat
Hi. Is this
the Cooper residence?ct
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That depends.
Who's asking?cdat
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Oh, sorry.
Hi. I'm Abby Martin.ct
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I just moved to D.C.
from Chicago.cdat
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That's great.cdat
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So sorry I didn't
pick you up from the airport,cdt
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probably because I don't
know who you are.cdat
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Right. Of course
you don't,cdat
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because I'm a total stranger
showing up at your door.cdat
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I'm originally from
Evanston,cdat
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I'm a freshman at
Howard Universityt
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I live at
the Wheatley dorm,t
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and what was
the other thingt
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Oh, yeah, I think
we might be relatedt
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( clears throat )
Excuse me.cdatcdat
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Could you just
back that up a little bit?cdat
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Oh, uh, I'm originally
from Evanston...cdat
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Yeah, I meant
the related part.cdat
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Right. Um...cdt
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Here's the thingt
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My dad passed away
recently.cdat
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I never really
knew my mom.ct
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So I started
researching hert
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and public records
led me to you.cdat
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Oh, I'm pretty sure
I'm not your mother.cdat
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cdat
And not just because
you're older than me.cdat
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Actually, my mom
passed away when
I was really youngt
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cdat
Totally sad, I knowt
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But what can you dot
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Guess I'm like
Little Orphan Annit
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without all the fun
singing and dancingt
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Anyway...cdat
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uh, I'm actually
looking for Kira Coopert
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Her maiden name
is King?cdat
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I think she might be
my mother's sister.t
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I'm... I'm sorry,cdat
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but I think you
might've found
the wrong Kira Cooper,cdat
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'cause my mom
never had a sister.cdat
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But... good luck.cdat
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Okay. Thanks.
Sorry to bother yout
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cdat
It's all goodt
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Oh, hey, Momt
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That was
really weirdt
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She was saying that
you might be her auntt
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but I told her that
you didn't have a sistert
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Actually, um...cdat
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we need to talk.cdat
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cdatcdat
I cannot believe
that I have an aunt
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that I never even
knew about.cdat
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How could you
keep this from met
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- Why didn't you
tell me about this?
- KC, calm down.cdat
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I can't believe
you have a sister
that I never knew about.cdat
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Why wouldn't you
tell me this?cdat
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Why would you
keep this from me?cdat
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I think we're missing
the big picture heret
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I have a late aunt
who may have left me
a small fortune.cdat
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Will you all
be quiet and
let me explain?cdat
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cdat
Sit down.cdat
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Kira said her sister
was the black sheep
of the family.cdat
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- Judy!
- What?cdat
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You were taking too long,
so I accessed the files.cdat
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This is my story
to tell.cdat
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Let's move it along,
shall we?cdat
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cdat
Anyway, my sister
Erica and Icdatcdat
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really never got along.cdat
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Didn't have that in
your files, did you, Judy?cdt
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Actually, I did,cdat
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I just didn't think
it was my placecdat
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to bring up
your personal business.cdat
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As I was saying,cdat
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after Erica learned
that my parents and Icdat
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were part of
the Organization,cdat
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she joined
the Other Side.cdat
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Wait, waitt
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Your sister joined
the Other Side?cdt
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Yes, and it broke
our hearts.cdat
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My parents got rid
of everything that showedcdat
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she ever existed.cdat
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They figured it'd be
easier that way.cdat
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But I managed to save
a few picturescdat
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from when we were kids,
'cause no matter what,cdat
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she was my sister.cdat
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Judy, I want you to access
my personal computer.cdat
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- My password is--
- I already figured out
your secret password.cdat
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SpyMom1?cdat
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I thought it was
ILoveCraig.cdatcdat
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No, honey,
that's your password.cdat
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Oh, yeah,
that's right.cdat
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Lights off.cdat
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cdat
Pulling up super secret
sister pictures.cdatcdat
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cdat
I loved my sister,cdat
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but she never really fit in
with the rest of the family.ct
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cdat
She just walked to the beat
of her own drum.cdat
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cdat
I can relate.cdat
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And after college,
when Erica found outcdat
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that I was recruited
to be a spy like our parents,ct
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she really felt
left out.cdat
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I can relate.cdat
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She was always
a little off,cdat
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doing weird things,
acting all strange.cdat
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cdat
And sometimes,
it was just embarrassingcdat
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being in the same family.cdat
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Oh, look at thatt
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Now I can relate.cdat
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Erica and I
never spoke againcdat
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after she joined
the Other Side.cdat
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That was almost
20 years ago.cdat
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It was hard,
but sometimes,cdat
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you just have to know
when to let go.cdat
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Now that she's
really gone...cdat
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Mom, Mom, Momt
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Hey, on the bright side,
we got Abby now.cdat
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She is a part
of the family.cdat
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We could always
reach out to her.cdat
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Oh, no. Uh-uh.
Absolutely not.cdat
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I got a bad feeling
about this whole thing.cdat
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But we're the only family
that she has.cdat
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KC, enough.
I'm shutting this down.cdat
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cdat
Hey, is that a picture
of you in a hot tub?ct
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With MC Hammer?cdat
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cdatcdat
I'm shutting that
down, too.cdat
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cdatcdat
Okay, hypothetical
question, right?ct
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Let's just say I'm
on my date with Darien tonight,t
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and I pass out
from nervousness.cdat
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Now, is it better
to faint into my food,cdat
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or onto the floor?cdat
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If it were me,
I would just faintcdat
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right into his arms,
but that is an advanced move,ct
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and you may not
be ready for it.cdat
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Marisa, I'm serious,
all right.cdat
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I really, really
like this guy,ct
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and I need your help.
What if he thinks
I'm boring?cdat
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Boring? Please,
you have traveled the world.cdat
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You've met royalty.cdat
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You have been
in the same room
as the president.cdat
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All things
I cannot tell him.ct
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Everything that's
unique about mecdat
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is classified.t
240
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:25,859
Or gross, like
the plantar's wart
on my foot.cdat
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cdat
Okay, little hint.cdatcdat
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Try not to mention
your warts to him.cdat
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Or anyone.
Ever.cdat
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00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:38,604
So basically,
all I can tell him is...cdat
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I have a great family,
I go to school,cdat
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00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,842
and I come home
to my great family.cdat
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Then make something up.cdat
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This date
needs to go well.cdatcdat
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We need this.cdat
250
00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:50,850
Why do you care?cdat
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Thanks to him,cdat
252
00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:53,453
I'm popular-adjacent.cdat
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Since he acknowledged me,cdat
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00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:56,823
I've gotten 13 "Heys,"
ten "'Sups,"cdat
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00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,192
and I passed a group of
people talking about a party,ct
256
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and for the first time
in my life,cdat
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00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,995
the conversation didn't
come to a screeching halt.cdt
258
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,665
Marisa, help her!cdat
259
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:10,170
cdat
Okay, KC, here's
all the dating advicecdatcdat
260
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,805
you will ever need.cdat
261
00:11:11,804 --> 00:11:14,106
If you can't be interesting,cdat
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00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:16,476
then be interested.cdat
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00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:18,445
Guys love to talk
about themselves,cdat
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00:11:18,444 --> 00:11:20,479
so just talk about
things he likes.cdat
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00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,849
Oh, we'll treat this
like a mission.cdat
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00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:24,851
I'll find out
everything Darien likes,cdat
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00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:27,020
put together a dossier,
and prep you.cdat
268
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,955
Okay, guys, come ont
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00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:32,025
This seems a little weird,
creepy, and super stalkeryt
270
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,393
Yeah, welcome to
the world of dating.cdat
271
00:11:34,727 --> 00:11:36,929
No one goes in cold anymore.ct
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cdat
Now in case
all else fails,cdatcdat
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00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:43,836
you are also
gonna need a go-to story.cdat
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Okay, I know I'm gonna
hate myself for askingt
275
00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:47,040
but what is a go-to storyt
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It is a story that
makes you seem sweet,cdat
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vulnerable and lovable,cdat
278
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preferably featuring
a small, helpless animal.cdat
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Yeah, I don't have
one of those.cdat
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00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:57,017
Oh, you can borrow mine.cdat
281
00:11:57,016 --> 00:11:59,252
I got it from my friend
Angela in Connecticut.cdat
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00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,955
Now listen and learn.cdat
283
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,592
cdat
I was almost seven.cdatcdt
284
00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:10,697
I had begged my parents
for months to get me a puppy.ct
285
00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:13,099
Then on my birthday,
they got me...cdat
286
00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:15,535
Mr. Doodles.cdat
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00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:19,672
I took him for a walk,
but the collar was too big.cdt
288
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cdat
He got loose,
and out of nowhere,cdat
289
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,376
a car came barreling
down the street--cdat
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This is ridiculoust
291
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:28,948
No one is going to buy
this manipulative, ridiculous--t
292
00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:32,652
Poor sweet, vulnerable,
lovable Marisa.cdat
293
00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:36,990
cdat
Go on, I'm listening.cdt
294
00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:47,934
cdatcdat
Where did you get
those pants?cdat
295
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:50,036
These? I've had
these for yearst
296
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I guess I never
told you about 'emt
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00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:54,474
Kinda like you never
told me about your sistert
298
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Hmm.cdat
299
00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:58,945
I wonder what else
you're not telling met
300
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:01,948
Fine. I didn't
want you to know,cdat
301
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,150
but I guess
I have no choice.cdat
302
00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,052
I'm not really your wife.cdat
303
00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:07,120
I'm working deep undercover,cdat
304
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,955
( deep voice )
and my real name is Frank.cdat
305
00:13:10,556 --> 00:13:12,158
Don't ask me where
them kids came from,cdatcdat
306
00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:14,160
because I don't know.cdat
307
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:17,163
Fine. If you're not
gonna take me seriouslyt
308
00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:20,133
I have no choice
but to go play golf
with Stu.cdat
309
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,835
Stu? Who's Stu?cdat
310
00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:24,403
I have secrets,
too, woman.cdat
311
00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:32,412
cdatcdat
You dragged that brush
through your hair 36 times.cdt
312
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:35,348
I didn't think it was gonna
get any better after 35,cdat
313
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:38,084
but boy, you proved me wrong.ct
314
00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:40,620
Don't you have
someplace to be,cdat
315
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:43,156
like a scrap heap?cdat
316
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,996
cdatcdat
Oh, look at you.cdat
317
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,998
Gorgeous.
Okay, remembercdat
318
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,033
not to use your phone
during the date,cdat
319
00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:55,635
except to check if
there's spinach in your teeth.ct
320
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:59,139
And if Marisa gave you
any advice, ignore it.cdat
321
00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:00,539
And most important--cdat
322
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,809
Okay, Mom, please. I'm
nervous enough as it ist
323
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:05,378
You're gonna give
my pit stains pit stainst
324
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,947
Can't a mother
give her daughter
a little dating advice?cdat
325
00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:09,682
Is that what Grandma
used to do for you?cdat
326
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,018
No, but my older sis...
Never mind.cdat
327
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,953
You were gonna say
sister, weren't yout
328
00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:15,455
Yes, I was.cdat
329
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:18,525
Sister Mary Elizabeth.cdat
330
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:21,494
She was one of
my teachers at
parochial school.cdat
331
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:23,730
And for a woman
who was married to God,cdat
332
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,599
she knew a lot
about dating.cdat
333
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,503
Okay, Mom, I can
clearly see that
you're hurting about this.cdatct
334
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,238
Why don't you just
reach out to Abby?cdat
335
00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:34,507
She's your niece.
She deserves to know
her family.cdat
336
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:38,044
KC, she is a stranger
who showed up at our doort
337
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,913
We don't have any proof
that she is who she
says she is.cdat
338
00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:41,514
We don't have
any proof that she's not.cdat
339
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,683
Okay, well, say
she is my niecet
340
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,385
If she's anything
like her mother,t
341
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,254
- that girl is no good.
- You don't know that.cdat
342
00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:49,055
Just because her mom's bad
does not mean that she is.cdat
343
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:50,823
It's true.cdat
344
00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,692
Not everybody turns out
like their parents.cdat
345
00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:55,094
My mother
was a coffee machine.cdat
346
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,698
cdat
KC, look, I'm done
talking about thist
347
00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,166
Mom, we could
just call her--cdat
348
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,435
No! This conversation
is over.cdat
349
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:04,437
I don't want anyone
from this familycdt
350
00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:07,140
to have any contact
whatsoever with
that Abby girl.cdat
351
00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:13,179
cdatcdat
Wow. At least when
my mom got that hot,cdat
352
00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:15,515
you'd get
some coffee out of it.cdat
353
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,454
cdatcdat
All right,
let's review.cdat
354
00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:23,122
What's Darien's
favorite thing to do
on the weekend?cdat
355
00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:24,590
- Motocross racing.
- Favorite food.cdat
356
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,891
His grandma's
salmon croquettes.cdat
357
00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:27,293
Favorite Harry Potter
movie.cdat
358
00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:30,429
Trick question.
He loves them all.cdat
359
00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:33,999
cdat
You're ready.cdatcdat
360
00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:37,103
Now go out there
and make me popular...cdatt
361
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:40,206
I mean proud.
Proud.cdat
362
00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:43,276
cdat
Change of plans, KCt
363
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,211
You have an emergency
extraction mission.ct
364
00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:46,713
Okay, Dad, I love you,
but I am not squeezingcdat
365
00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:48,881
your back pimples
ever again.cdat
366
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:51,584
This is Organization
business.cdat
367
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:53,753
You can't do this to us!
She has a date.cdat
368
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,655
I'm this close
to being popular.cdat
369
00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:02,394
cdat
Dad, can't the mission wait
until 10:00 or 11:00 tonight?ct
370
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:05,231
Yeah, I'm sure the agent
who's been capturedcdat
371
00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:06,733
won't mind waiting
a few hours.cdat
372
00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:08,968
Maybe they'll give him
some coconut watercdat
373
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,504
- and a foot massage.
- Oh, so we're good.cdat
374
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,673
Get in the van.cdat
375
00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,346
cdatcdat
Okay, KC, an agent
from the Organizationcdat
376
00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:21,848
has been captured
by the Other Side.cdat
377
00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:24,417
Intel shows that
they might be holding himcdt
378
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,052
in this apartment.cdat
379
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:31,157
cdat
Hey, Dad, thermal scan
confirms there are two perpsct
380
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,625
in there with
our compromised agent.cdat
381
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:35,361
- I'm going in.
- KC, our orders arecdat
382
00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:37,663
- to wait for back-up.
- I can't wait.
I have a date,cdat
383
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,132
and an unreasonably
early curfew.cdat
384
00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:41,967
- I'm going in.
- KC, stand down.cdat
385
00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:43,169
I repeat, stand down.cdat
386
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:47,573
Hey, think fast.cdatcdat
387
00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:09,628
cdatcdat
KC! KC, are you there?
KC! Are you there?cdat
388
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,965
I'm right heret
389
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:14,867
- KC, you could've been
seriously hurt.
- But I wasn't.cdat
390
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,335
- But you could've been.
- But I wasn't.cdat
391
00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:17,369
But you could've been.cdat
392
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,572
But again, I wasn't.cdat
393
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:21,507
That's not the point.cdat
394
00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:25,211
I believe Agent Murphy here
would disagree.cdat
395
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:28,214
He also thinks that
10:00 is a little bit earlycdt
396
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,416
for a curfew,
right, Agent Murphy,cdat
397
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:32,285
whose life I just
saved?cdat
398
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:40,259
cdatcdat
Oh, hey, how'd
the mission go?cdat
399
00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:43,429
Oh, I would tell you,
but it's a secret.cdat
400
00:17:43,429 --> 00:17:46,065
Really, Craig?
Really?cdat
401
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,834
When are you gonna stop
all this nonsense?cdat
402
00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:50,402
Hey, I'm a man
of many secrets.cdat
403
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:54,007
For instance, did you know
I can burp the entire alphabet?t
404
00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:55,407
Wasn't cute on
our first date,cdat
405
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,343
and it's not gonna
be cute now.cdat
406
00:17:57,343 --> 00:17:59,412
And if you don't
stop acting like a darn fool,ct
407
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,915
you're gonna be sleeping
on this couch tonight.cdat
408
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:08,120
cdat
Dad, I get that
you're upset with Momt
409
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:10,089
but if you wanna
patch things up,cdat
410
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,191
can I give you
a little advice?cdat
411
00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:14,794
Stop worrying about
being interesting,cdat
412
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,397
and worry more about
being interested.cdat
413
00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:20,432
What the heck
does that mean?cdat
414
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,201
I don't know.cdat
415
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:23,536
Marisa came up with itt
416
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,371
But I think,
in this case,cdt
417
00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:27,573
it means stop making
a big deal about yout
418
00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:29,108
and worry about hert
419
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,277
Huh.cdat
420
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,913
You know, that
actually makes sense.cdat
421
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:36,282
Thank you, son.cdat
422
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:39,452
And if that fails,
tell her a story
about a dead dog.t
423
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,400
cdatcdat
I'm here.
I'm here.cdat
424
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:57,970
I'm here.
Uh, sorry I'm late.cdat
425
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,939
I just, um, had to
help my dad with something.cdt
426
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,307
Anything interestingt
427
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,342
Interesting? No.cdat
428
00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:06,278
I am not interesting
at all.cdat
429
00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:08,447
But I am interested...cdat
430
00:19:08,447 --> 00:19:10,316
in what you like
on the menu.cdat
431
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,585
I'm not sure what to gett
432
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:16,456
How about salmon croquettes?ct
433
00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:19,591
Because it's a pizza place
and they're not on the menu.ct
434
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,627
Yeah.cdat
435
00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:23,996
Sure, that's a good reason.cdt
436
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,531
I just love them so much.cdat
437
00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:27,266
I thought you were
a vegetarian.cdat
438
00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:29,368
I am.cdat
439
00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:33,105
I am, but I like to pretend
to eat salmon croquettes...cdt
440
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,976
cdat
while motocross racing
and readingcdatcdat
441
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,845
all seven
Harry Potter books.cdat
442
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:42,348
I mean, is there
a best one?cdatcdat
443
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:45,451
Don't ask me 'cause
I love them all.cdat
444
00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:47,720
KC, are you randomly
mentioning things that I like?t
445
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,355
Why would you say that?cdat
446
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,791
Because you're randomly
mentioning things that I like.t
447
00:19:53,392 --> 00:19:54,994
cdat
Please tell me you did not
internet-stalk mecdatcdat
448
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,562
to prepare for our date.cdat
449
00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:59,365
No. Of course not.
I would never do that.cdat
450
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:00,967
That is so weird
and creepy and...cdat
451
00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:02,768
very manipulative.cdat
452
00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:07,907
cdatcdat
I was almost seven.cdat
453
00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:12,911
I had begged my parents
for months for a puppy,cdatt
454
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:15,381
and then,
on my birthday, I, um...cdat
455
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:17,450
I'm sorry.cdat
456
00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:23,055
cdatcdat
Here's a little
secret for you.cdat
457
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,990
The last time
this blanket was used,cdat
458
00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:27,526
Ernie had the stomach flu
and threw up on it.cdat
459
00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:29,595
Sweet dreams.cdat
460
00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:31,430
Can I tell you
a secret?cdat
461
00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:34,033
I can be an idiot
sometimes.cdat
462
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:36,903
Oh, tell me something
I didn't already know.cdat
463
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:41,106
I was upset because
I didn't know about
your sister,cdat
464
00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:42,575
cdat
and I acted like
a jerk.cdat
465
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,744
What I should've done
was sit you down,cdat
466
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:48,348
and asked,
how you doing, baby?cdat
467
00:20:48,347 --> 00:20:50,749
I know this whole thing
must be really painful.cdat
468
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,585
You okay?cdat
469
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,921
Oh, Craig.cdat
470
00:20:57,556 --> 00:21:00,526
cdat
Now if there's
anything else you're hiding,cdat
471
00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:02,628
and you wanna
get it off your chest...cdat
472
00:21:02,628 --> 00:21:04,530
Don't ruin it, Craigt
473
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:13,306
cdatcdat
Thank you.
I had a great time tonight.cdat
474
00:21:13,305 --> 00:21:16,041
Did you?
Did you really?cdat
475
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,112
cdat
No.
( laughs )cdatcdat
476
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,080
Neither did It
477
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,448
Yeah, I'm sorry.cdat
478
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:25,051
It was horrible,
and it was all my fault.cdat
479
00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:27,452
And the worst part is
I really, really like you,cdt
480
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:30,056
and I just ruined
my very first date ever.cdat
481
00:21:30,055 --> 00:21:31,590
Okay, wait a minutet
482
00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:33,258
This is your
very first datet
483
00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:34,827
Yes.cdat
484
00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:36,495
Now wait another minutet
485
00:21:36,495 --> 00:21:38,564
Did you just say
you really liked met
486
00:21:39,665 --> 00:21:41,834
Maybe.cdatcdat
487
00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:43,903
KC, I like you, toot
488
00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:45,772
and I wanna
get to know yout
489
00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:47,640
Who's the real KCt
490
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,842
Um...cdat
491
00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:52,078
Well, the real me...cdat
492
00:21:52,077 --> 00:21:55,547
The real me has never had
a salmon croquette,
and never wants to.cdat
493
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:59,452
cdat
I have no interest
in motocross racing,cdatcdat
494
00:21:59,451 --> 00:22:02,487
and I am way behind
in my Harry Potters.cdat
495
00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:05,992
I guess the real KC
is someonecdat
496
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:10,295
who really, really,
really cares about her family.ct
497
00:22:10,296 --> 00:22:13,933
cdat
They are, like,
the most important
thing in the world to me.cdat
498
00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:17,003
I couldn't even imagine
going through life without...cdt
499
00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:21,641
cdat
You know what,
thank you so much
for everything,cdat
500
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,876
and I really wanna
do this again,cdat
501
00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:27,446
but I gotta go talk to
a family member right now.cdat
502
00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:34,620
cdat
Thanks for...
walking me to your door?cdat
503
00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:40,559
cdat
So...
how'd it go, buddy?cdatcdt
504
00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:42,628
cdat
Will we be
seeing you again?cdat
505
00:22:55,841 --> 00:22:57,643
cdatcdat Oh, hi.cdat
506
00:22:57,643 --> 00:22:59,545
Hi. Um, I'm sorry.cdat
507
00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:01,680
I didn't get to properly
introduce myself before.cdat
508
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:06,051
I'm KC Cooper,
and I'm your cousin.cdat