1 00:00:00,133 --> 00:00:02,836 cdatcdat ♪ 2 00:00:05,639 --> 00:00:06,607 cdat Where were you last night?cdatct 3 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:08,375 I was at the library with Darien.cdat 4 00:00:08,375 --> 00:00:11,044 Again? You guys are practically dating.cdat 5 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:13,813 World's most boring dating, but dating.cdat 6 00:00:13,814 --> 00:00:15,182 Yeah, I wish, okay.cdat 7 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:17,284 He hasn't even asked me out yet,cdat 8 00:00:17,284 --> 00:00:20,154 and I don't know why because we definitely have chemistry,ct 9 00:00:20,153 --> 00:00:23,189 - in fourth period, and in person. - ( Marisa laughs )cdat 10 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:25,693 - Hey, KC. - Oh, hey, what's up, Darien?cdat 11 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:28,962 So I was wondering if you've seen that new alien movie yet.t 12 00:00:28,962 --> 00:00:32,199 No, no. I'm not really a huge sci-fi fan.cdat 13 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:35,402 Oh. That's too badt 14 00:00:35,402 --> 00:00:38,805 I heard about this new Argentinean steak placet 15 00:00:38,805 --> 00:00:40,540 It's supposed to be great.t 16 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:42,376 Yeah, well, I'm gonna have to take your word for it,ct 17 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:44,278 because I'm a vegetarian.cdat 18 00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:48,548 cdat Oh, I forgot.cdatcdat 19 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:51,352 So are there any good vegetarian placescdat 20 00:00:51,351 --> 00:00:53,587 you could recommend? I'd love to try onet 21 00:00:53,587 --> 00:00:56,156 Of course, I'd hate to eat alonet 22 00:00:56,156 --> 00:00:57,557 Yeah, for sure.cdat 23 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,527 There's a really good one on Clark Street.cdat 24 00:00:59,526 --> 00:01:01,361 They actually have communal tables,cdat 25 00:01:01,361 --> 00:01:04,097 so you can meet a lot of interesting people.ct 26 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:12,406 cdatcdat Uh, okay. So I'll just see you later.cdt 27 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:14,241 All right.cdat 28 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:16,043 He is so cute!cdat 29 00:01:16,043 --> 00:01:18,679 Why won't he just ask me out alreadyt 30 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:21,916 He just did. Three times.cdat 31 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:24,718 What do you think the movie and the steak,cdat 32 00:01:24,718 --> 00:01:29,056 and the "where can I eat vegetarian not alone" was aboutt 33 00:01:29,056 --> 00:01:32,259 cdat Darien, wait up! I wanna try the steak placet 34 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:34,428 They have salads, rightt 35 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:38,065 ♪ Oh, when danger comes for you ♪cdat 36 00:01:38,065 --> 00:01:41,035 ♪ You know I'll stand beside you ♪cdat 37 00:01:41,034 --> 00:01:44,905 ♪ 'Cause ain't nobody keep things hustle cool ♪cdat 38 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:49,243 ♪ I'll always find a way, a way out of the fire ♪cdat 39 00:01:49,242 --> 00:01:53,246 cdat ♪ Don't tell nobody, tell nobody ♪cdat 40 00:01:53,246 --> 00:01:55,048 cdat ♪ I'm not perfect ♪cdat 41 00:01:55,048 --> 00:01:59,052 ♪ So many things I wanna tell you ♪cdat 42 00:01:59,052 --> 00:02:03,056 cdat ♪ But I, I, I, I keep it undercover ♪cdat 43 00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:05,091 cdat ♪ Livin' my life, no way to learn ♪cdat 44 00:02:05,092 --> 00:02:07,294 ♪ Doin' my thing, gonna make it work ♪cdat 45 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:09,730 ♪ Know I'm the realest, baby, I'm fearless ♪cdat 46 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:11,765 ♪ But I always got your back ♪cdat 47 00:02:11,765 --> 00:02:13,667 ♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪cdat 48 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:15,903 ♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪cdat 49 00:02:15,902 --> 00:02:18,571 ♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪cdat 50 00:02:18,572 --> 00:02:20,140 ♪ It's all part of the plan ♪cdat 51 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,476 I keep it undercover.cdat 52 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:23,644 I keep it undercover.cdat 53 00:02:27,514 --> 00:02:29,182 cdat - So I'll pick you up Saturday night? - Yeah, yeah.cdat 54 00:02:29,182 --> 00:02:31,151 I'm not gonna be picking you up,t 55 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,186 you know, 'cause you're twice my sizet 56 00:02:33,186 --> 00:02:34,487 ( awkward laughter t 57 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:35,923 All right, that's coolt 58 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:41,027 cdat Hey, Ernie, how's it goingt 59 00:02:41,028 --> 00:02:42,963 Me Ernie?cdat 60 00:02:42,963 --> 00:02:45,632 Yes, you Erniet 61 00:02:45,632 --> 00:02:47,767 I'm good. Thanks for asking.cdat 62 00:02:57,544 --> 00:02:59,546 cdatcdWhat just happened?cdat 63 00:02:59,546 --> 00:03:03,517 It's contact popularity.cdat 64 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:07,154 When a popular guy like Darien says hi to you,cdt 65 00:03:07,154 --> 00:03:09,390 people think that you're more importantcdat 66 00:03:09,389 --> 00:03:11,024 than you really are.cdat 67 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:13,793 It's like you're cool-adjacent.cdat 68 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:16,530 That's pathetic.cdat 69 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:19,033 I'll take it.cdat 70 00:03:20,801 --> 00:03:24,038 cdat All right, Marisa, do not go all crazy, all right,t 71 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:28,475 but I have my first official date with Darien this Saturday night.cdat 72 00:03:28,475 --> 00:03:32,412 cdat ( high-pitched shriek )cdat 73 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:37,050 cdat I'm glad you didn't go all crazy.cdatcdat 74 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,818 Yes, I'm excited, toot 75 00:03:38,819 --> 00:03:40,587 okay, but I'm also very nervous.cdat 76 00:03:40,587 --> 00:03:43,190 I've never really been on a real date before.cdat 77 00:03:43,190 --> 00:03:45,159 What about when you went to the dance with Lincoln?cdt 78 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:46,559 Mission.cdat 79 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:47,995 What about when you went to the movies with Brett?ct 80 00:03:47,994 --> 00:03:49,596 Mission.cdat 81 00:03:49,596 --> 00:03:51,231 What about that guy you made out with at camp?cdat 82 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,933 He was not a mission.cdat 83 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:55,235 No, he was imaginary.cdat 84 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,770 I made him up.cdat 85 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:58,772 That is too bad.cdat 86 00:03:58,772 --> 00:04:01,308 You guys really seemed to click.cdat 87 00:04:06,113 --> 00:04:08,415 cdatcdat Hey, Dad, I just wanted to let you knowcdat 88 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:09,616 that I have a date Saturday night.cdat 89 00:04:09,616 --> 00:04:11,418 Let me guess.cdt 90 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:15,122 With the guy from summer campt 91 00:04:15,122 --> 00:04:16,523 cdat No.cdat 92 00:04:16,523 --> 00:04:19,092 It's a real date with a real guycdat 93 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:21,027 that actually exists.cdat 94 00:04:21,027 --> 00:04:24,597 Oh. Okay, well, have fun.cdat 95 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,233 cdat That's it?cdat 96 00:04:26,233 --> 00:04:27,801 You don't wanna know anything about himcdat 97 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:29,603 or meet him before we go out?cdat 98 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,638 KC, the last guy you were interested incdat 99 00:04:31,638 --> 00:04:33,607 tried to kill you.cdat 100 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,476 I say anyone is a step up from that.cdat 101 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,445 ( knocking at door t 102 00:04:43,884 --> 00:04:46,653 cdatcdat Hi. Is this the Cooper residence?ct 103 00:04:46,653 --> 00:04:48,255 That depends. Who's asking?cdat 104 00:04:48,255 --> 00:04:51,058 Oh, sorry. Hi. I'm Abby Martin.ct 105 00:04:51,057 --> 00:04:52,892 I just moved to D.C. from Chicago.cdat 106 00:04:52,893 --> 00:04:54,561 That's great.cdat 107 00:04:54,561 --> 00:04:57,164 So sorry I didn't pick you up from the airport,cdt 108 00:04:57,164 --> 00:05:00,467 probably because I don't know who you are.cdat 109 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:02,636 Right. Of course you don't,cdat 110 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:05,672 because I'm a total stranger showing up at your door.cdat 111 00:05:05,672 --> 00:05:07,607 I'm originally from Evanston,cdat 112 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:09,175 I'm a freshman at Howard Universityt 113 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:11,145 I live at the Wheatley dorm,t 114 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,979 and what was the other thingt 115 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:14,914 Oh, yeah, I think we might be relatedt 116 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:18,085 ( clears throat ) Excuse me.cdatcdat 117 00:05:18,084 --> 00:05:19,586 Could you just back that up a little bit?cdat 118 00:05:19,586 --> 00:05:22,489 Oh, uh, I'm originally from Evanston...cdat 119 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:24,691 Yeah, I meant the related part.cdat 120 00:05:24,691 --> 00:05:26,026 Right. Um...cdt 121 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:28,161 Here's the thingt 122 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:29,529 My dad passed away recently.cdat 123 00:05:29,529 --> 00:05:30,864 I never really knew my mom.ct 124 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:32,666 So I started researching hert 125 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:34,101 and public records led me to you.cdat 126 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:38,871 Oh, I'm pretty sure I'm not your mother.cdat 127 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:41,108 cdat And not just because you're older than me.cdat 128 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:46,647 Actually, my mom passed away when I was really youngt 129 00:05:46,646 --> 00:05:48,615 cdat Totally sad, I knowt 130 00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:49,950 But what can you dot 131 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:52,486 Guess I'm like Little Orphan Annit 132 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:55,521 without all the fun singing and dancingt 133 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:58,058 Anyway...cdat 134 00:05:58,058 --> 00:06:01,461 uh, I'm actually looking for Kira Coopert 135 00:06:01,461 --> 00:06:03,730 Her maiden name is King?cdat 136 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:05,165 I think she might be my mother's sister.t 137 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:07,467 I'm... I'm sorry,cdat 138 00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:09,903 but I think you might've found the wrong Kira Cooper,cdat 139 00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:13,206 'cause my mom never had a sister.cdat 140 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:14,974 But... good luck.cdat 141 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:18,545 Okay. Thanks. Sorry to bother yout 142 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:21,181 cdat It's all goodt 143 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:22,649 Oh, hey, Momt 144 00:06:22,649 --> 00:06:24,384 That was really weirdt 145 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,386 She was saying that you might be her auntt 146 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,054 but I told her that you didn't have a sistert 147 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:30,657 Actually, um...cdat 148 00:06:30,657 --> 00:06:33,426 we need to talk.cdat 149 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:38,832 cdatcdat I cannot believe that I have an aunt 150 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:40,167 that I never even knew about.cdat 151 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:42,101 How could you keep this from met 152 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:44,571 - Why didn't you tell me about this? - KC, calm down.cdat 153 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:47,707 I can't believe you have a sister that I never knew about.cdat 154 00:06:47,707 --> 00:06:49,776 Why wouldn't you tell me this?cdat 155 00:06:49,776 --> 00:06:52,545 Why would you keep this from me?cdat 156 00:06:52,545 --> 00:06:54,781 I think we're missing the big picture heret 157 00:06:54,781 --> 00:06:57,584 I have a late aunt who may have left me a small fortune.cdat 158 00:06:57,584 --> 00:07:01,054 Will you all be quiet and let me explain?cdat 159 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:03,757 cdat Sit down.cdat 160 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:07,060 Kira said her sister was the black sheep of the family.cdat 161 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:09,629 - Judy! - What?cdat 162 00:07:09,629 --> 00:07:11,698 You were taking too long, so I accessed the files.cdat 163 00:07:11,698 --> 00:07:13,099 This is my story to tell.cdat 164 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:15,335 Let's move it along, shall we?cdat 165 00:07:17,971 --> 00:07:19,806 cdat Anyway, my sister Erica and Icdatcdat 166 00:07:19,806 --> 00:07:21,708 really never got along.cdat 167 00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:23,810 Didn't have that in your files, did you, Judy?cdt 168 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:25,979 Actually, I did,cdat 169 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:28,715 I just didn't think it was my placecdat 170 00:07:28,715 --> 00:07:31,484 to bring up your personal business.cdat 171 00:07:31,484 --> 00:07:33,720 As I was saying,cdat 172 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:35,722 after Erica learned that my parents and Icdat 173 00:07:35,722 --> 00:07:37,324 were part of the Organization,cdat 174 00:07:37,324 --> 00:07:39,326 she joined the Other Side.cdat 175 00:07:39,326 --> 00:07:40,894 Wait, waitt 176 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:42,763 Your sister joined the Other Side?cdt 177 00:07:42,762 --> 00:07:45,832 Yes, and it broke our hearts.cdat 178 00:07:45,832 --> 00:07:48,001 My parents got rid of everything that showedcdat 179 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:49,603 she ever existed.cdat 180 00:07:49,602 --> 00:07:51,237 They figured it'd be easier that way.cdat 181 00:07:51,237 --> 00:07:53,106 But I managed to save a few picturescdat 182 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:54,774 from when we were kids, 'cause no matter what,cdat 183 00:07:54,774 --> 00:07:57,410 she was my sister.cdat 184 00:07:57,410 --> 00:07:59,412 Judy, I want you to access my personal computer.cdat 185 00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:02,515 - My password is-- - I already figured out your secret password.cdat 186 00:08:02,515 --> 00:08:04,017 SpyMom1?cdat 187 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:07,187 I thought it was ILoveCraig.cdatcdat 188 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:09,756 No, honey, that's your password.cdat 189 00:08:09,756 --> 00:08:12,525 Oh, yeah, that's right.cdat 190 00:08:12,525 --> 00:08:14,394 Lights off.cdat 191 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:20,600 cdat Pulling up super secret sister pictures.cdatcdat 192 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,535 cdat I loved my sister,cdat 193 00:08:22,535 --> 00:08:24,771 but she never really fit in with the rest of the family.ct 194 00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:32,378 cdat She just walked to the beat of her own drum.cdat 195 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:34,548 cdat I can relate.cdat 196 00:08:34,547 --> 00:08:37,050 And after college, when Erica found outcdat 197 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:39,352 that I was recruited to be a spy like our parents,ct 198 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:40,620 she really felt left out.cdat 199 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:42,989 I can relate.cdat 200 00:08:42,989 --> 00:08:45,492 She was always a little off,cdat 201 00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:47,928 doing weird things, acting all strange.cdat 202 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,332 cdat And sometimes, it was just embarrassingcdat 203 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:53,800 being in the same family.cdat 204 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,468 Oh, look at thatt 205 00:08:55,468 --> 00:08:57,804 Now I can relate.cdat 206 00:08:57,804 --> 00:09:00,040 Erica and I never spoke againcdat 207 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,742 after she joined the Other Side.cdat 208 00:09:01,741 --> 00:09:04,210 That was almost 20 years ago.cdat 209 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:06,879 It was hard, but sometimes,cdat 210 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:10,384 you just have to know when to let go.cdat 211 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,585 Now that she's really gone...cdat 212 00:09:12,585 --> 00:09:13,853 Mom, Mom, Momt 213 00:09:13,853 --> 00:09:16,489 Hey, on the bright side, we got Abby now.cdat 214 00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:18,024 She is a part of the family.cdat 215 00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:19,859 We could always reach out to her.cdat 216 00:09:19,859 --> 00:09:21,527 Oh, no. Uh-uh. Absolutely not.cdat 217 00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:23,830 I got a bad feeling about this whole thing.cdat 218 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:25,932 But we're the only family that she has.cdat 219 00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:28,301 KC, enough. I'm shutting this down.cdat 220 00:09:30,036 --> 00:09:32,438 cdat Hey, is that a picture of you in a hot tub?ct 221 00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:34,441 With MC Hammer?cdat 222 00:09:38,545 --> 00:09:40,480 cdatcdat I'm shutting that down, too.cdat 223 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:47,019 cdatcdat Okay, hypothetical question, right?ct 224 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:49,022 Let's just say I'm on my date with Darien tonight,t 225 00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:52,192 and I pass out from nervousness.cdat 226 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:55,629 Now, is it better to faint into my food,cdat 227 00:09:55,628 --> 00:09:56,929 or onto the floor?cdat 228 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,032 If it were me, I would just faintcdat 229 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:01,768 right into his arms, but that is an advanced move,ct 230 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:03,536 and you may not be ready for it.cdat 231 00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:05,805 Marisa, I'm serious, all right.cdat 232 00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:08,107 I really, really like this guy,ct 233 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,544 and I need your help. What if he thinks I'm boring?cdat 234 00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:12,812 Boring? Please, you have traveled the world.cdat 235 00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:14,614 You've met royalty.cdat 236 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,250 You have been in the same room as the president.cdat 237 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,552 All things I cannot tell him.ct 238 00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:21,120 Everything that's unique about mecdat 239 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,789 is classified.t 240 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:25,859 Or gross, like the plantar's wart on my foot.cdat 241 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,228 cdat Okay, little hint.cdatcdat 242 00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:32,132 Try not to mention your warts to him.cdat 243 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:34,935 Or anyone. Ever.cdat 244 00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:38,604 So basically, all I can tell him is...cdat 245 00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:40,807 I have a great family, I go to school,cdat 246 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,842 and I come home to my great family.cdat 247 00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:44,510 Then make something up.cdat 248 00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:47,814 This date needs to go well.cdatcdat 249 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,182 We need this.cdat 250 00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:50,850 Why do you care?cdat 251 00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:52,251 Thanks to him,cdat 252 00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:53,453 I'm popular-adjacent.cdat 253 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:55,021 Since he acknowledged me,cdat 254 00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:56,823 I've gotten 13 "Heys," ten "'Sups,"cdat 255 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,192 and I passed a group of people talking about a party,ct 256 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:00,960 and for the first time in my life,cdat 257 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,995 the conversation didn't come to a screeching halt.cdt 258 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,665 Marisa, help her!cdat 259 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:10,170 cdat Okay, KC, here's all the dating advicecdatcdat 260 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,805 you will ever need.cdat 261 00:11:11,804 --> 00:11:14,106 If you can't be interesting,cdat 262 00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:16,476 then be interested.cdat 263 00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:18,445 Guys love to talk about themselves,cdat 264 00:11:18,444 --> 00:11:20,479 so just talk about things he likes.cdat 265 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,849 Oh, we'll treat this like a mission.cdat 266 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:24,851 I'll find out everything Darien likes,cdat 267 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:27,020 put together a dossier, and prep you.cdat 268 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,955 Okay, guys, come ont 269 00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:32,025 This seems a little weird, creepy, and super stalkeryt 270 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,393 Yeah, welcome to the world of dating.cdat 271 00:11:34,727 --> 00:11:36,929 No one goes in cold anymore.ct 272 00:11:39,065 --> 00:11:41,467 cdat Now in case all else fails,cdatcdat 273 00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:43,836 you are also gonna need a go-to story.cdat 274 00:11:43,836 --> 00:11:45,671 Okay, I know I'm gonna hate myself for askingt 275 00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:47,040 but what is a go-to storyt 276 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,242 It is a story that makes you seem sweet,cdat 277 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:51,077 vulnerable and lovable,cdat 278 00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:53,680 preferably featuring a small, helpless animal.cdat 279 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,582 Yeah, I don't have one of those.cdat 280 00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:57,017 Oh, you can borrow mine.cdat 281 00:11:57,016 --> 00:11:59,252 I got it from my friend Angela in Connecticut.cdat 282 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,955 Now listen and learn.cdat 283 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,592 cdat I was almost seven.cdatcdt 284 00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:10,697 I had begged my parents for months to get me a puppy.ct 285 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:13,099 Then on my birthday, they got me...cdat 286 00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:15,535 Mr. Doodles.cdat 287 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:19,672 I took him for a walk, but the collar was too big.cdt 288 00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,908 cdat He got loose, and out of nowhere,cdat 289 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,376 a car came barreling down the street--cdat 290 00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:25,378 This is ridiculoust 291 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:28,948 No one is going to buy this manipulative, ridiculous--t 292 00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:32,652 Poor sweet, vulnerable, lovable Marisa.cdat 293 00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:36,990 cdat Go on, I'm listening.cdt 294 00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:47,934 cdatcdat Where did you get those pants?cdat 295 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:50,036 These? I've had these for yearst 296 00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:52,472 I guess I never told you about 'emt 297 00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:54,474 Kinda like you never told me about your sistert 298 00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:56,376 Hmm.cdat 299 00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:58,945 I wonder what else you're not telling met 300 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:01,948 Fine. I didn't want you to know,cdat 301 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,150 but I guess I have no choice.cdat 302 00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,052 I'm not really your wife.cdat 303 00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:07,120 I'm working deep undercover,cdat 304 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,955 ( deep voice ) and my real name is Frank.cdat 305 00:13:10,556 --> 00:13:12,158 Don't ask me where them kids came from,cdatcdat 306 00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:14,160 because I don't know.cdat 307 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:17,163 Fine. If you're not gonna take me seriouslyt 308 00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:20,133 I have no choice but to go play golf with Stu.cdat 309 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,835 Stu? Who's Stu?cdat 310 00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:24,403 I have secrets, too, woman.cdat 311 00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:32,412 cdatcdat You dragged that brush through your hair 36 times.cdt 312 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:35,348 I didn't think it was gonna get any better after 35,cdat 313 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:38,084 but boy, you proved me wrong.ct 314 00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:40,620 Don't you have someplace to be,cdat 315 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:43,156 like a scrap heap?cdat 316 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,996 cdatcdat Oh, look at you.cdat 317 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,998 Gorgeous. Okay, remembercdat 318 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,033 not to use your phone during the date,cdat 319 00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:55,635 except to check if there's spinach in your teeth.ct 320 00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:59,139 And if Marisa gave you any advice, ignore it.cdat 321 00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:00,539 And most important--cdat 322 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,809 Okay, Mom, please. I'm nervous enough as it ist 323 00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:05,378 You're gonna give my pit stains pit stainst 324 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,947 Can't a mother give her daughter a little dating advice?cdat 325 00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:09,682 Is that what Grandma used to do for you?cdat 326 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,018 No, but my older sis... Never mind.cdat 327 00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,953 You were gonna say sister, weren't yout 328 00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:15,455 Yes, I was.cdat 329 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:18,525 Sister Mary Elizabeth.cdat 330 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:21,494 She was one of my teachers at parochial school.cdat 331 00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:23,730 And for a woman who was married to God,cdat 332 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,599 she knew a lot about dating.cdat 333 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,503 Okay, Mom, I can clearly see that you're hurting about this.cdatct 334 00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,238 Why don't you just reach out to Abby?cdat 335 00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:34,507 She's your niece. She deserves to know her family.cdat 336 00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:38,044 KC, she is a stranger who showed up at our doort 337 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,913 We don't have any proof that she is who she says she is.cdat 338 00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:41,514 We don't have any proof that she's not.cdat 339 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,683 Okay, well, say she is my niecet 340 00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,385 If she's anything like her mother,t 341 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,254 - that girl is no good. - You don't know that.cdat 342 00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:49,055 Just because her mom's bad does not mean that she is.cdat 343 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:50,823 It's true.cdat 344 00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,692 Not everybody turns out like their parents.cdat 345 00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:55,094 My mother was a coffee machine.cdat 346 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,698 cdat KC, look, I'm done talking about thist 347 00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,166 Mom, we could just call her--cdat 348 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,435 No! This conversation is over.cdat 349 00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:04,437 I don't want anyone from this familycdt 350 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:07,140 to have any contact whatsoever with that Abby girl.cdat 351 00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:13,179 cdatcdat Wow. At least when my mom got that hot,cdat 352 00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:15,515 you'd get some coffee out of it.cdat 353 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,454 cdatcdat All right, let's review.cdat 354 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:23,122 What's Darien's favorite thing to do on the weekend?cdat 355 00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:24,590 - Motocross racing. - Favorite food.cdat 356 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,891 His grandma's salmon croquettes.cdat 357 00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:27,293 Favorite Harry Potter movie.cdat 358 00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:30,429 Trick question. He loves them all.cdat 359 00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:33,999 cdat You're ready.cdatcdat 360 00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:37,103 Now go out there and make me popular...cdatt 361 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:40,206 I mean proud. Proud.cdat 362 00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:43,276 cdat Change of plans, KCt 363 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,211 You have an emergency extraction mission.ct 364 00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:46,713 Okay, Dad, I love you, but I am not squeezingcdat 365 00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:48,881 your back pimples ever again.cdat 366 00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:51,584 This is Organization business.cdat 367 00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:53,753 You can't do this to us! She has a date.cdat 368 00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,655 I'm this close to being popular.cdat 369 00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:02,394 cdat Dad, can't the mission wait until 10:00 or 11:00 tonight?ct 370 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:05,231 Yeah, I'm sure the agent who's been capturedcdat 371 00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:06,733 won't mind waiting a few hours.cdat 372 00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:08,968 Maybe they'll give him some coconut watercdat 373 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,504 - and a foot massage. - Oh, so we're good.cdat 374 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,673 Get in the van.cdat 375 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,346 cdatcdat Okay, KC, an agent from the Organizationcdat 376 00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:21,848 has been captured by the Other Side.cdat 377 00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:24,417 Intel shows that they might be holding himcdt 378 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,052 in this apartment.cdat 379 00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:31,157 cdat Hey, Dad, thermal scan confirms there are two perpsct 380 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,625 in there with our compromised agent.cdat 381 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:35,361 - I'm going in. - KC, our orders arecdat 382 00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:37,663 - to wait for back-up. - I can't wait. I have a date,cdat 383 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,132 and an unreasonably early curfew.cdat 384 00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:41,967 - I'm going in. - KC, stand down.cdat 385 00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:43,169 I repeat, stand down.cdat 386 00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:47,573 Hey, think fast.cdatcdat 387 00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:09,628 cdatcdat KC! KC, are you there? KC! Are you there?cdat 388 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,965 I'm right heret 389 00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:14,867 - KC, you could've been seriously hurt. - But I wasn't.cdat 390 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,335 - But you could've been. - But I wasn't.cdat 391 00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:17,369 But you could've been.cdat 392 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,572 But again, I wasn't.cdat 393 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:21,507 That's not the point.cdat 394 00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:25,211 I believe Agent Murphy here would disagree.cdat 395 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:28,214 He also thinks that 10:00 is a little bit earlycdt 396 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,416 for a curfew, right, Agent Murphy,cdat 397 00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:32,285 whose life I just saved?cdat 398 00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:40,259 cdatcdat Oh, hey, how'd the mission go?cdat 399 00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:43,429 Oh, I would tell you, but it's a secret.cdat 400 00:17:43,429 --> 00:17:46,065 Really, Craig? Really?cdat 401 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,834 When are you gonna stop all this nonsense?cdat 402 00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:50,402 Hey, I'm a man of many secrets.cdat 403 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:54,007 For instance, did you know I can burp the entire alphabet?t 404 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:55,407 Wasn't cute on our first date,cdat 405 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,343 and it's not gonna be cute now.cdat 406 00:17:57,343 --> 00:17:59,412 And if you don't stop acting like a darn fool,ct 407 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,915 you're gonna be sleeping on this couch tonight.cdat 408 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:08,120 cdat Dad, I get that you're upset with Momt 409 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:10,089 but if you wanna patch things up,cdat 410 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,191 can I give you a little advice?cdat 411 00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:14,794 Stop worrying about being interesting,cdat 412 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,397 and worry more about being interested.cdat 413 00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:20,432 What the heck does that mean?cdat 414 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,201 I don't know.cdat 415 00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:23,536 Marisa came up with itt 416 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,371 But I think, in this case,cdt 417 00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:27,573 it means stop making a big deal about yout 418 00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:29,108 and worry about hert 419 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,277 Huh.cdat 420 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,913 You know, that actually makes sense.cdat 421 00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:36,282 Thank you, son.cdat 422 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:39,452 And if that fails, tell her a story about a dead dog.t 423 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,400 cdatcdat I'm here. I'm here.cdat 424 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:57,970 I'm here. Uh, sorry I'm late.cdat 425 00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,939 I just, um, had to help my dad with something.cdt 426 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,307 Anything interestingt 427 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,342 Interesting? No.cdat 428 00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:06,278 I am not interesting at all.cdat 429 00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:08,447 But I am interested...cdat 430 00:19:08,447 --> 00:19:10,316 in what you like on the menu.cdat 431 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,585 I'm not sure what to gett 432 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:16,456 How about salmon croquettes?ct 433 00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:19,591 Because it's a pizza place and they're not on the menu.ct 434 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,627 Yeah.cdat 435 00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:23,996 Sure, that's a good reason.cdt 436 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,531 I just love them so much.cdat 437 00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:27,266 I thought you were a vegetarian.cdat 438 00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:29,368 I am.cdat 439 00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:33,105 I am, but I like to pretend to eat salmon croquettes...cdt 440 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,976 cdat while motocross racing and readingcdatcdat 441 00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,845 all seven Harry Potter books.cdat 442 00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:42,348 I mean, is there a best one?cdatcdat 443 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:45,451 Don't ask me 'cause I love them all.cdat 444 00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:47,720 KC, are you randomly mentioning things that I like?t 445 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,355 Why would you say that?cdat 446 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,791 Because you're randomly mentioning things that I like.t 447 00:19:53,392 --> 00:19:54,994 cdat Please tell me you did not internet-stalk mecdatcdat 448 00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,562 to prepare for our date.cdat 449 00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:59,365 No. Of course not. I would never do that.cdat 450 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:00,967 That is so weird and creepy and...cdat 451 00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:02,768 very manipulative.cdat 452 00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:07,907 cdatcdat I was almost seven.cdat 453 00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:12,911 I had begged my parents for months for a puppy,cdatt 454 00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:15,381 and then, on my birthday, I, um...cdat 455 00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:17,450 I'm sorry.cdat 456 00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:23,055 cdatcdat Here's a little secret for you.cdat 457 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,990 The last time this blanket was used,cdat 458 00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:27,526 Ernie had the stomach flu and threw up on it.cdat 459 00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:29,595 Sweet dreams.cdat 460 00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:31,430 Can I tell you a secret?cdat 461 00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:34,033 I can be an idiot sometimes.cdat 462 00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:36,903 Oh, tell me something I didn't already know.cdat 463 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:41,106 I was upset because I didn't know about your sister,cdat 464 00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:42,575 cdat and I acted like a jerk.cdat 465 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,744 What I should've done was sit you down,cdat 466 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:48,348 and asked, how you doing, baby?cdat 467 00:20:48,347 --> 00:20:50,749 I know this whole thing must be really painful.cdat 468 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,585 You okay?cdat 469 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,921 Oh, Craig.cdat 470 00:20:57,556 --> 00:21:00,526 cdat Now if there's anything else you're hiding,cdat 471 00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:02,628 and you wanna get it off your chest...cdat 472 00:21:02,628 --> 00:21:04,530 Don't ruin it, Craigt 473 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:13,306 cdatcdat Thank you. I had a great time tonight.cdat 474 00:21:13,305 --> 00:21:16,041 Did you? Did you really?cdat 475 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,112 cdat No. ( laughs )cdatcdat 476 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,080 Neither did It 477 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,448 Yeah, I'm sorry.cdat 478 00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:25,051 It was horrible, and it was all my fault.cdat 479 00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:27,452 And the worst part is I really, really like you,cdt 480 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:30,056 and I just ruined my very first date ever.cdat 481 00:21:30,055 --> 00:21:31,590 Okay, wait a minutet 482 00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:33,258 This is your very first datet 483 00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:34,827 Yes.cdat 484 00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:36,495 Now wait another minutet 485 00:21:36,495 --> 00:21:38,564 Did you just say you really liked met 486 00:21:39,665 --> 00:21:41,834 Maybe.cdatcdat 487 00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:43,903 KC, I like you, toot 488 00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:45,772 and I wanna get to know yout 489 00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:47,640 Who's the real KCt 490 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,842 Um...cdat 491 00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:52,078 Well, the real me...cdat 492 00:21:52,077 --> 00:21:55,547 The real me has never had a salmon croquette, and never wants to.cdat 493 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:59,452 cdat I have no interest in motocross racing,cdatcdat 494 00:21:59,451 --> 00:22:02,487 and I am way behind in my Harry Potters.cdat 495 00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:05,992 I guess the real KC is someonecdat 496 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:10,295 who really, really, really cares about her family.ct 497 00:22:10,296 --> 00:22:13,933 cdat They are, like, the most important thing in the world to me.cdat 498 00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:17,003 I couldn't even imagine going through life without...cdt 499 00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:21,641 cdat You know what, thank you so much for everything,cdat 500 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,876 and I really wanna do this again,cdat 501 00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:27,446 but I gotta go talk to a family member right now.cdat 502 00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:34,620 cdat Thanks for... walking me to your door?cdat 503 00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:40,559 cdat So... how'd it go, buddy?cdatcdt 504 00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:42,628 cdat Will we be seeing you again?cdat 505 00:22:55,841 --> 00:22:57,643 cdatcdat Oh, hi.cdat 506 00:22:57,643 --> 00:22:59,545 Hi. Um, I'm sorry.cdat 507 00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:01,680 I didn't get to properly introduce myself before.cdat 508 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:06,051 I'm KC Cooper, and I'm your cousin.cdat