cdatcdat ♪
cdat Okay, Dad, move to your right.cdatcdat
Ernie, to your left. Faster!cdat
Faster. You gotta move faster.cdat
Mom, you gotta move your butt. Move it.cdat
Move it.cdat
KC, stop barking out orders like we're on a mission.t
This is a dance revolution, not an actual revolution.cdat
Yeah, and you tell me to move my butt one more time,cdt
you won't be able to sit on yours.cdat
I'm sorry, okay. I don't know what's worse,cdt
losing Judy, not being able to be a spy anymore,cdat
or watching Ernie drop it like it's hot.cdat
And by the way, it's not.cdatcdat
cdat Well, I wouldn't really have time to dancecdatcdt
if you hadn't gotten us kicked out of the Organization.t
I know, I know.cdat
Okay, it's all my fault.cdat
Why don't we just blame the whole thing on KC?cdat
That's what we're doing.cdat
I feel terrible,cdat
and I'm trying everything I cancdat
to get us back in, and I promise,cdat
- I'm never gonna give up. - That's my girl.cdat
Now do me a favor. Give up!cdat
It's been over a month.cdat
The Organization isn't returning your calls.cdt
They're not answering emails.cdat
Based on my experience, it sounds likecdat
they just wanna be friends,cdat
but they don't.cdat
Look, honeyt
Judy's been reassigned, and we're not spies anymore.ct
I know it's tough,cdat
but it's time that we moved on with our lives.cdt
Your mother's rightt
Our days of excitement and danger are over.ct
cdatcdat ( laughing )cdt
You did it, Jackal.cdat
The Coopers might have put you away,cdat
but they couldn't keep you locked up.cdat
I know.cdat
I only just spent ten monthscdat
digging my way out.cdat
No prison can hold the Jackal.cdat
cdat I'm comin' for you, Coopers.cdatcdat
cdat ♪ Oh, when danger comes for you ♪cdatcdat
♪ You know I'll stand beside you ♪cdat
♪ 'Cause ain't nobody keep things hustle cool ♪cdat
cda♪ I'll always find a way, a way out of the fire ♪cdat
cdat ♪ Don't tell nobody, tell nobody ♪cdat
cdat ♪ I'm not perfect ♪cdat
♪ So many things I wanna tell you ♪cdat
cdat ♪ But I, I, I, I keep it undercover ♪cdat
cdat ♪ Livin' my life, no way to learn ♪cdat
♪ Doin' my thing, gonna make it work ♪cdat
♪ Know I'm the realest, baby, I'm fearless ♪cdat
♪ But I always got your back ♪cdat
♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪cdat
♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪cdat
♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪cdat
♪ It's all part of the plan ♪cdat
I keep it undercover.cdat
cdatcdat Ernie, what are you wearingt
Now that I'm no longer a spy,cdat
I've decided to be an inventor.cdat
Really? 'Cause it looks like you've decidedcdat
never to know the touch of a woman.cdat
You happen to be looking at a million-dollar idea.cdat
The jack-pack.cdat
One part jacket, one part backpack.cdat
And two parts terrible.cdat
Where exactly are you gonna sell it at?cdat
Bad Ideas R Us? ( cackling )cdat
Hi, KC. How's it goingt
Oh, feeling great. I feel amazing.cdat
In fact, I'm not thinking about the Organization at all.t
Ernie's moving on with his life, why can't I?cdt
Well, in order to move on with your life,cdat
you had to have had one in the first place.cdt
What are you talking about?cdat
For your information, I was leading a double life.cdat
That's true.cdat
Unfortunately, one was secret,cdat
and the other one was boring.cdat
KC, you were so busy trying to keep a low profile,ct
people don't even know you go to this school.cdat
That is all types of ridiculous.cdat
Hey, what's crackin', Marisa?cdt
What's up, new girl?cdat
Uh, Darien, it's KC.cdat
You've known me since second grade.cdat
KC? I thought you died.cdat
Wait, if that wasn't you, then whose funeral did I go to?t
cdat What are you talking about?cdat
I sit next to you every day in business class.cdat
Business class? I don't think so.cdat
I've only flown coach.cdat
Anyways, gotta get back to class.cdatcdat
See you at the game, right, Marisa?cdat
Oh, and glad you're not dead, Katie.cdat
It's KC, and you know me!cdat
cdat Okay, you're right.cdat
Um, excuse me?cdt
I said you were right.cdat
Oh, I know, it just happens so rarely,cdat
I wanted to hear it again.cdt
I cannot believe that people literallycdat
do not know who I am.cdat
I might as well be dead.cdat
If I'm not gonna be a spy anymore,cdat
I can at least be someone that people notice.cdat
Know what?cdat
It's time for a new me.cdat
Finally. Santa got my letterst
cdat Okay, new KCt
Let's go hang out with bad boys at the mallt
I think Juvie Joey will really like yout
Marisa, I was thinking about getting involvedcdat
with something at school,cdat
so people know that I exist.cdat
Something like, uh... like the math team.cdat
Sounds like the new you is a lot like the old yout
♪ Boring! ♪cdt
cdatcdat Heyt
How many times do I have to tell yot
use yesterday's teabagt
Yesterday's teabagt
I've been using yesterday's teabagcdat
for five yesterdays.cdat
At this point, I'm just drinking hot water with a hint of string.cdat
Well, I'm sorry, but we need to cut backt
Plus, tea is for fancy people with jobscdat
who can afford to heat water.cdat
Okay, Craig, look, I know it's a tough timet
Everything has changed, and it's scary.cdat
Maybe we just need a distraction.cdat
Something that'll keep us busy but won't cost a cent.cdat
I know. Let's have another babyt
That makes no sense, and costs a lot of cents.cdat
- Oh, come on. We're good at babies. - Absolutely not.cdat
Please. Just one itty-bitty teeny-tiny little baby.cdat
Get away from me, crazy lady.cdat
You know what? You're right.cdat
I am acting crazy.cdat
I think it's because I just miss Judy so much.cdat
It's okay, honeyt
Judy is with a new family nowt
and I'm sure they love her just as much as we do.cdat
cdat Morning, Agent Graham, Agent Penelope.cdatcdat
Soft-boiled eggs again?cdat
Deja pew!cdat
Can't you eat a scrambled egg up in this joint?cdatcdat
( British accent ) What do you care?cdat
You don't even eat.cdat
You're just a... machine.cdat
Interesting.cdat
You're the person,cdat
yet I'm the one with the personality.cdat
cdat Anywho... when I lived with the Coopers,t
we used to talk at breakfastcdat
about our plans for the day.cdat
Yes, you've mentioned thatcdt
for the past 37 days in a row.cdat
Actually, Judy, we do havecdt
a very important assignment for you.cdat
Now we're talkin'. What do you got?cdat
We want you to go into your box,cdat
and don't come out until we call you.cdat
But that's the 37th time that I've had that mission.cdt
cdat Maybe this time, you'll get it right.cdat
FYI, I don't like you guys either.cdat
cdatcdat Well, I tried to join the math teamcdat
but then they said I wasn't part of their equationt
and then laughed hysterically.cdat
That is kind of funnyt
Math team, equationt
They are mean.cdt
I also tried out for the glee club,cdat
but they turned me down because apparently,cdat
you have to be able to "carry a tune."cdat
At least they didn't laught
Oh, no, they laughed, in three-part harmony.cdat
I tried to join in, but then again, they're right.t
I can't carry a tune.cdat
I also tried out for the debate team,cdat
and the yearbook committee, but it's all takencdat
because it's the middle of the year.cdat
How am I supposed to make a name for myself now?cdt
Don't worry. I have a solution to your problems.ct
Soon, everyone will be talking about KC Cooper.cdat
cdat Ta-da!cdatcdat
And what exactly does this hand towel have to do with anything?t
It's a dress.cdat
Marisa, I am not wearing that.cdat
I show less skin to my dermatologist.cdat
But there is a dance coming up--cdatcdat
Oh, yes, right, right. The dance. Perfect.cdat
If you want everyone to know who you are,cdat
why don't you just go with a guy that everyone knows?cdt
Yeah, for sure, yeah.cdat
And maybe if that works out,cdat
he could offer my dad two cows and a donkeycdat
for my hand in marriage.cdat
Marisa, I don't need a guy to help me stand out, okay?cdt
I wanna be able to stand out on my own.cdat
Well, the way you dance, you'll definitely stand out.ct
Okay, I get it. I'm not a great dancer.cdat
But there is still a way for me to be the center of attentiot
at the dance.cdat
cdat Put the postage stamp away.cdatt
cdat What I'm saying is, I am going to deejay the dance.t
But they already have a deejay.ct
DJ Mike. You must know who he is. Everybody does.ct
Oh, okayt
Now I see why you wanna be the deejay.cdat
cdatcdat How's your day going, guv'nors?cdat
That information is classified.cdat
cdat I don't know why the Pilgrims wanted to get away from y'all.t
cdat Ooh, the Real House-boos marathon.cdat
Who's your favorite house-boo... boo?ct
cdat I've heard enough. Turn it off.cdat
Fine.cdat
I wasn't talking to you.cdat
Please, turn it off.cdat
With pleasure.cdat
By the by, Penners,cdatcdt
what, pray tell, is a house-boo?cdat
I'd rather die not knowing.cdat
cdatcdat Oh, hey, Darien, wait up.cdat
How you doin', Katiet
Uh, actually, it's... Katie's doin' fine.cdat
Thanks for askingt
I actually have to ask you a favor.cdat
I know that you're the head of the dance committeet
and I really wanna deejay at tomorrow's dance.cdat
Sorry, wish I could help, but DJ Mike's already doing it.t
See ya later, Katie.cdat
cdatcdat Okay, you don't know me.cdat
And I mean literally, because my name is KCt
But I don't really take no for an answer, so..t
How about you just let me deejay at the dance,cdat
and let's not make this weird.cdat
Uh, it's already gotten weird.cdt
cdatcdat What are you doing in here?cdat
Uh, blushing.cdat
cdat What's your name?cdatcdat
Great. Another person at the schoolcdat
who doesn't know me.cdat
cdatcdat KC: Yeah, that's right. What's up, everybody?cdat
Who's ready to get their dance on with DJ KC?cdt
cdat D-D-D-D-DJ KC.cdat
( scratching sound )cdat
Um, KC, what happened to DJ Mike?cdat
He may or may not have thought that the dance was cancelled.cdat
Why do I think that D-D-D-DJ KC... wikka wikka...ct
cdat told him that?cdat
Yeah, well, Marisa, at least now, people are gonna know who I am.cdat
All right, yeah!cdat
It's DJ KC on the ones and twos.cdat
cdat That's DJ K to the C.cdat
That's KC.cdat
Cooper.cdat
That's K to the C to the C to the Ocdatcdat
cdat to the O to the P...cdat
( feedback whines )cdat
cdat A little deejay tip.cdatct
You might wanna let the music play long enoughcdt
for people to actually dance.cdat
True dat, true dat.cdat
You know what, I'm gonna just let this playlist rockcdt
for a little bit.cdat
( dance music plays )cdat
cdat Hey, hey.cdatcdat
That's right. You know.cdat
DJ KC keepin' it real.cdat
Y'all feelin' that?cdat
You feelin' that? You feelin' that?cdat
Yeah, that's a beat dropped on youcdat
by DJ KC. Go!cdat
cdatcdat Yeah, DJ KC's all about those BPM's.cdat
That's beats per minute,cdat
according to Wiki-wiki-Wikipedia.cdat
cdat All right, everybody.cdatct
Let's make some noise!cdat
Okay, when I say DJ, y'all say KC.cdat
DJ.cdat
( booing )cdat
Close. Very close.cdat
One more time.cdat
When I say DJ, you say KC. DJ!cdat
( booing )cdat
You stink.cdat
Not quite.cdat
( nervous chuckle ) All right.cdat
When I say DJ, you say KC. DJ!cdat
( booing loudly )cdat
I liked you better when you were dead.cdat
Okay!cdat
Okay.cdat
Now we're gettin' it, right? One more time.cdat
When I say DJ, you say KC. DJ!cdat
cdat - Get her outta here. - DJ KC out!cdat
cdat Should've worn the dress.cdat
cdat Agent Graham, Agent Penelope,cdatcdat
you have to see this.cdat
Judy, what did we tell you?ct
We don't watch television in this house.cdt
Then why do you have one?cdat
Good point.cdat
Put it in the rubbish, Graham, and why don't you takect
you know what with it?cdat
Why don't you take it down a notch, Snooty Blume?cdt
cdat I just saw breaking newscdatcdat
that the Jackal escaped from prison,cdat
and is heading towards D.C.cdat
And we care why?cdat
The Coopers are the ones that put him away.cdat
I've been programmed not to contact them,cdat
but someone has to warn them.cdat
Why didn't someone warn uscdat
that she won't shut up about the Coopers?ct
They are no longer your concern.cdat
Graham, reset hert
Don't even try it.cdat
I can take you down with two thumbs.cdat
And I can take you down with one.cdat
cdat I win!cdatcdat
cdat Hey, did you guys notice the car in front of our house?t
There's a couple of guys just sitting out there.cdat
Yeah, it's probably some fans of D-D-D-DJ KC!cdat
cdat D-d-d-doubtful.cdat
They look really shady.cdatt
They could be enemy agents.cdat
Bro, we're not spies anymore,ct
so it's time to build a bridgecdat
and get over it.cdat
Your sister's right.cdat
You need to stop thinking everything's suspicious.cdat
You also have to stop looking out the window with binoculars.t
You gonna get arrested.cdat
Look, bro... ( clears throat )cdatcdat
I understand, okay.cdat
It took me a while to transitioncdat
from being a teenage spy to a regular high school girl/superstar deejay.cdat
cdat Who are you kidding? You were a disastert
( scoffs ) A disaster.cdat
People loved me. You heard them screaming my name.cdat
Oh, I didn't know your name was "Boo, you stink."t
cdat Dad!cdat
Would you two please stop arguing?cdat
Ow!cdat
What the...cdat
cdatcdat Look, guys, my deejay career has just begun.cdat
I'm still waiting to hear back about that bat mitz...cdat
cdatcdat Yeah, that's right. Still got it.cdat
cdatcdat Oh, no.cdat
cdatcdat - Everybody okay? - Yeah.cdat
I'm a little groggy, but I'm good.cdat
Ernie?cdat
Ten more minutes, Momt
I wore my clothes to bed last nightcdat
so I could sleep in.cdat
It's pajamas.cdat
It's a backpack.cdat
It's a pajampack.cdat
cdat How long have I been talking?ct
Fourteen years.cdat
Fourteen long years.cdat
I wish I knew who was behind this.cdat
Anyone got any ideas?cdat
The last thing I remember is passing outcdat
and waking up in this white room.cdat
( gasps loudly )cdat
We're in heaven?!cdat
Yes, Ernie,cdat
because being stuck in a room with you for all eternitt
is my idea of heaven.cdat
cdatcdat Hello, Coopers. Follow me.cdat
cdat Agent Johnson is God?!cdatt
cdat We're not in heaven.cdatct
Then that means we're--cdat
We're not dead.cdat
cdat This better work, Graham.cdatcdt
I'm sick and tired of hearing about the Coopers.ct
Don't worry, my lovet
This robot reboot should do the trickt
cdat Greetings and salutations. I'm Judy.cdat
cdat How may I assist you?cdat
Capital job, Graham.cdat
Welcome to our home, little robot.cdat
cdat R2-D2 is a robot, honey.cdat
I'm a JUDY.cdat
Junior undercover digital youth.cdat
And do yourself a favor.cdat
Don't get all up in my grill again.cdat
Now, have either of you contacted the Cooperscdatcdat
about the Jackal?cdat
Or a decorator about this apartment?cdat
cdatcdat Forgive the dramatics, but I thought it was timecdat
for us to talk.cdat
Oh, so you decided to shoot us with darts.cdat
How about the next time, you just shoot us an email?cdat
We had a training session scheduledt
so two birds, one stonet
By the way,cdt
those darts are in clinic trial,cdat
so if you experience any bowel irritatiot
or hair loss, let us know.t
Okay, start talking, Agent Johnson.cdat
What's going ont
cdat The Jackal has escaped from prison.cdatcdat
The Jackal.cdat
This is not goodt
Not good? It's awful.cdat
Catching the Jackal was one of the most dangerous missionscdat
we've ever had. We're lucky we survived.cdat
That man is a lunatic.cdat
I heard his request for his final mealcdat
was his prison guard Ted.cdat
I knew he'd escapet
You should've put him in something that was impossible to get out oft
like a group text.cdat
So is that why you brought us in,cdat
to keep us safe?cdat
If by safe, you mean use you as bait,cdat
then yes.cdat
The Jackal wants to get to your family.cdat
The plan is, use all of you to lure him into the open,cdt
and that's where we'll recapture him.cdat
Are you crazy?cdat
That's a suicide missiont
We realize that, so in return,cdat
we're willing to let the family back in to the Organization.cdat
cdat You know, assuming you survive.cdat
- We'll do it. - Absolutely not.cdatcdat
I will not allow my family to be a part of this.cdat
So you're gonna do it alone?cdt
Craig, you are my herot
That's my dad.cdatcdat
Craig, I have called you a mediocre spycdat
many times behind your back,cdat
and a few times to your face.cdat
But this is a new you. Color me impressed.cdat
- Hold up. This is not right. - Thank you, Ernie.cdat
It's not right unless we get Judy back.cdat
Excuse me?cdat
You know what? He's right.cdat
If my dad is going to single-handedlycdat
risk his life against this bloodthirsty maniac,cdat
- we want Judy. - You got her.cdat
Whoa, whoa, whoa. She's been reassigned.cdat
This sounds like it could be a deal breaker.cdat
And even if it's not, are we sure we wanna becdat
back in the Organization?cdat
I thought we were all moving on with our lives.cdat
KC, what about your burgeoning deejay career?cdat
( derisive laugh ) What deejay career?cdat
I was awful.cdat
Not even my Ypod would let me pick the songs.cdat
Okay, well, Kira.cdat
What about you?cdat
It's not too late to have another baby.cdat
Oh, please.cdat
That was the dumbest idea anyone has ever had.cdat
Aside from the jackpack.cdat
That's not true. It could still take off.cdat
It's a jacket, it's a backpack.cdat
It's a lawsuit waiting to happent
Choked me out three times today.cdat
It sounds safer than going up against the Jackal.ct
What if I say no?cdat
Then you're not back in.cdat
And the Jackal won't stop till he gets to your family.cdat
We're talking about a guy who sporked his way out of prison.cdat
cdat Dad, face it. Without the Organization's protection,t
we are sporked.cdat
cdat Fine. I'll do it.cdatcdat
Yes! Yes, the team is finally back together again.t
You know what? Judy is gonna be so excited to see us.t
cdat This should do itt
I've wiped her memory board clean.ct
There should be no trace of her former self.cdat
cdatcdat Hello. My name is 30287459-YLT.cdat
cdat How may I be of service to you?cdat
Splendid.cdat
But from now on, your new name is Sally.ct
My new name is Sally.cdat
How may I be of service to you?cdat
Aren't you wondering how the Coopers are?cdat
The Coopers?cdat
I'm not sure who the Coopers are.cdat
Oh. According to the Organization data files,ct
the Coopers are a disgraced former spy familycdat
that are no longer of any interest to us.cdat
cdatcdat All right, I just got details from the Organizationcdat
about the Jackal mission.cdat
They leaked intel that your dad is taking Judyct
to the carnival in Alexandria on Thursday night.cdat
That's when the Jackal's gonna make his move.cdat
Oh, I didn't know the carnival was in town.cdat
Note to self: do not eat before getting on the tilt-a-whirl.cdat
cdat Bro, will you pay attention?cdat
This is the most important mission we've ever had.cdat
Correction. The most important mission your dad's ever had.ct
Look, Mom, I have got to back up Dad on this mission.t
The man has barely moved in months,cdat
unless you count lifting potato chips to his face.cdat
He is not in the best shape.cdatcdat
Whoo hoo!cdat
I just ran six miles in 40 minutes.cdat
cdat All right, so he's in okay shape.cdatcdat
Excuse me.cdat
I trained so hard, I deserve a round of applause.t
cdat Man, what was in those potato chips?cdatcdt
cdat Dad, I am begging you.cdatt
You have to let me do this mission with you.cdat
Why does this sound familiart
Oh, yeah, because you said it 200 times!cdt
Judy is coming back, and she's gonna be working with me.cdat
The Jackal is out for blood.cdat
That's why I chose Judy. She doesn't have any.cdt
( knocking on door )cdat
Judy's back!cdat
cdat ( all exclaiming )cdatcdt
cdat Hello, Coopers.cdat
I'm Agent Sally.cdat
I'll be waiting quietly in sleep modecdat
until we have a mission.cdat
( raucous laughter )cdat
cdat Hey, Agent Sally, you being quiet... girl, okay.t
cdat It's good to have you home, Judy.cdatcdat
Thank you. Just one question.cdat
Who's Judy?cdat
cdat Who's Judyt
Girl, you are on fire today.cdat
No, I'm running at my recommended temperature.cdt
Plus, in case of an emergency,cdat
I have a built-in fire extinguisher.cdat
cdatcdat I don't think she's joking.cdat
cdat Looks like she's been reprogrammed.cdatcdat
I think her memory's been erased.cdat
Great. So not only do I not have my little sister back,cdt
but now we can't depend on her.cdat
Dad, whether you like it or not,cdat
I'm gonna have to take her place.cdat
Or Ernie could just fix her.cdat
Okay, fine. Fine.cdat
But just to be safe, I'm gonna start training.cdat
cdatcdat Yeah, uh, it's a little harder than it looks.cdat
Good on you, Dad.cdat
cdat I think the only reason why the Jackal even escaped out of prisoncdat
is to come after my family, right?cdat
But he's a bad, bad guy.cdat
My dad won't even let me be a part of the mission.cdat
Can I ask a questiont
Whatever happened to spies keeping secrets?cdat
Is that not a thing anymoret
Okay, point taken.cdat
But I'm still really, really worried about this.cdat
You just need to stop thinking about it.cdt
You need a distractiont
KC, hi.cdat
I was just telling everyone in my departmentcdat
that you have one of the best math brains in school.cdat
Well, I can't argue with that.cdat
Given that, I assume your social calendar is rather free.cdat
Well, I can't argue with thatt
cdat So I was hoping you could tutor one of my struggling students.cdatcdat
cdat Oh, yeah, of course. I'd be happy to help.cdat
Plus I could really use the distraction.cdat
Hey, Mrs. G., I was looking at my schedule--cdat
Darien, I was kind of already talking to Mrs. G.cdt
cdat Of course, just send them right over,cdat
- and I will tutor away. - Yeah, see, I was--cdat
Again, Darien, pleaset
Okay, the world does not revolve around you.cdat
Just have them get in contact with me,cdatt
- and I'd be happy to help. - Thank you.cdat
Darien, contact KC.cdat
Oh. Look at that.cdat
You're the student that needs help.cdat
( laughing ) Who didn't see that coming?cdt
cdat So when can we meet up?cdatcdat
Oh, yeah, yeah.cdat
Let me check my schedule.t
I am available for you..t
around never.cdat
Is it because I'm so good-looking,cdat
you don't trust yourself alone with me?cdat
Oh, so you have a bad grasp on math and reality.cdat
Come on, I really need your help to pass math.cdat
Oh, kinda like you helped me when I was trying to deejay at the dance?cdat
cdat Maybe I should help you.cdat
You could sit there and study, right,cdat
and I'll stand behind you and yell really supportive things like,cdat
"You stink. You can't add.cdat
You got 99 problems and you can't solve one."cdat
cdat So, uh...cdat
right after school today?cdat
Give me one good reason why I should help you.cdat
It would be a distractiont
I'll see you at 3:00.cdat
cdat I'ma jack you up, Jackal.cdat
Craig. Craig, you've been at it for three hours.cdt
You need to take a rest.cdat
No. If Ernie can't fix Judy, I'm gonna have to go in all by myself.cdat
cdat At least take a water break.cdatcdat
No! I didn't earn that watert
The Jackal isn't taking a break, and neither am I.cdt
You wanna help? Put in your mouth guardcdat
and let me kick you in the face.cdat
Sit your butt down right now!cdat
cdat Okay, honey, it's me. Now what's going on?t
- Nothing. - Craig! - Fine.cdat
I'm afraid.cdat
That we won't get back in the Organizationt
No, that I won't make it back from this mission.cdat
The Jackal is a dangerous dude.cdat
I need to be there for my family,cdat
and I can't be there if I'm not here.cdat
cdat Craig, I believe in you,cdatcdat
and you're gonna be fine.t
You always are, babyt
cdat Thank you, baby. I needed to hear that.cdatcdat
Okay. Water break over. I need to move.cdat
- ( bones cracking ) - Ow!cdatcdat
Can't move, can't move.cdat
Ooh, my back.cdat
Okay, so obviously, when using matrix M, it's inverse,cdatcdat
so matrix M to the negative onecdat
exists if and only if the determinant of M does not equal zero.cdat
cdat This is pre-calculus?cdatcdat
What happens when I get to actual calculus?cdat
cdat Slow down.cdatcdat
Okay, fine. Sorry.cdat
I forgot I had to go at jock speed.cdat
cdat ( slowly ) Obviouslyt
when using matrix M, and no, I'm not talking aboutcdat
the movie with Keanu Reeves..t
What are you doing?cdat
I'm tutoring you.cdat
Really? Because it feels like you're just cracking on met
Are you saying I need a tutor to tutor me at tutoring you?cdat
KC, I really need to pass this test,cdat
or I can't play in the big game.cdat
I'm sure the school is not gonna bench their star playerct
because of one bad grade.cdat
No, they won't, but my dad will.cdat
And I promised him I wouldn't let footballcdat
interfere with my grades,cdat
and I don't wanna disappoint my dad.cdat
cdat Wow. Okay.cdatcdat
All right, well, I'll take this seriously if you dot
- Let's work, and let's get you that "A." - I'd be good with a "C."cdat
Yeah, good, 'cause I'm no miracle worker.cdat
cdatcdat How's it going with Judyt
Great. All I need now is some copper wire, a soldering iron,cdat
- and a baseball bat. - What do you need a bat for?cdat
To beat the heck out of whoever messed her up.cdat
CRAIG: Keep working on it, Ernie. I need Judy for the mission.cdat
cdat With all due respect, Dad,cdt
Judy's the least of your problems.cdat
cdatcdat Is there something different in here,cdat
like new pillows or fresh flowers?cdat
Oh, it's Dad, hanging upside dowt
in his "Ow, my back went out" machine.cdat
Just relax. I'm fine.cdat
Fine? Reallyt
You are in no position to take on the Jackalt
You're not even in a position to drink a glass of water.ct
I am doing this mission with Judy.cdat
Uh-uh. That is not gonna happen.cdat
My back is better already. Come on, flip me around.cdat
Ow! Not better. Worse, worse.cdat
cdat ( groaning )cdat
Oh, no, I stand corrected.cdat
You definitely have this all under control.cdt
You know what? I'm gonna go take a walk.cdat
I need to clear my head.cdat
cdatcdat Hey, Agent Johnson. It's KC.cdat
We need a new plan. I'm comin' in.cdat
cdatcdat Please, please, please.cdat
cdat Ernie, is that yout
Yes, it's me.cdat
You remember me?cdat
More important, you remember you?cdat
Yes, of course. I'm Judy,cdat
and you're my big brother Ernie.ct
( relieved sigh )cdat
Wow. I thought for a minutecdt
that I'd never reprogram you right.cdat
I'm sorry. Reprogram me?cdat
What does that even meant
It means you were malfunctioning,cdat
and I needed to reprogram you.cdat
Still not following.t
You're a robot.cdat
I'm a robot?!cdat
cdat ( shrieking )cdatcdat
What have you done to me?cdat
Help! Somebody help!cdat
I'm a monster!cdat
Calm down.cdat
There's no reason to lose our head.cdat
cdatcdat ( shrieking )cdat
KIRA: Ernie, is everything all right up there?cdat
All good. You know how sensitive electronics can be.ct
cdat Ouch! Right in the power strip.cdat
cdatcdat KC, I hate to sing my own praises,cdat
but you look fab-oo!cdat
cdat ( KC's voice ) Wow!cdatcdat
And everyone always told me I look like my mother.cdat
Hey, you think maybe you can transform mecdat
into Beyoncé one day, just for the heck of it?cdat
Honey, I am good, but I'm not that good.cdat
cdat Agent Nelson, I need your help.cdatcdat
I've come up with a plan to save the Jackal mission.cdt
I can't do it, but I'm thinking maybe you can makecdat
another agent look...cdat
exactly like this guy.cdat
cdat Who looks exactly like me.cdatcdat
Hey, great minds think alike, hey, Cooper?cdat
You're not fooling anyone, KC.cdat
KC? Why would you think I'm KC?cdat
Okay, I'm KC.cdat
You can't do this.cdat
No, Dad, you can't.cdat
I can, and I have to.cdat
Ooh, the plot thickens.cdat
It's my fault we got kicked out of the Organization.cdt
I have to make it rightt
Besides, what other option do we have?t
Another agent puts on the makeup and risks their lifet
- Not my daughter. - That might catch the Jackal,t
but it won't get us back in the Organization.cdat
You heard Agent Johnson. It has to be one of us therect
tonight at the carnival.cdat
From the mouths of babes.cdat
Right, Craigt
Oh. I'm gonna have to redo this whole thing now.cdat
cdatcdat Fine. You can do the mission,cdat
but I won't be very far away. If anything goes wrong--cdat
Nothing is gonna go wrong.cdat
Good.cdat
And nothing is gonna distract me.cdat
( cell phone rings )cdat
Except Darien.cdat
Ugh, that boy really is a distraction.cdat
Two dates on prom night.t
Lucky yout
Uh, I need a minute.cdat
And I need some boom-boom tea.ct
Don't ask.cdat
cdat Yes, Darien.cdatcdat
- Hey, jerk. - Jerk?cdat
Oh, you must've dialed the wrong number,cdat
because I know you're not talking to me.cdat
You're supposed to be here tutoring me.cdat
Why are you blowing me off?cdt
I'm not blowing you off.cdat
Okay, I am blowing you off.cdat
But I didn't have a choice.cdt
KC, without your help, I'm gonna fail this test tomorrow.cdat
- You don't know that. - Yes, I do.cdat
Because you let me down, I'm not able to play in the game.cdat
So I'm letting down the whole team.cdat
They were counting on me.cdat
Don't talk to me about people counting on you.cdat
People count on me all the time,cdat
and not for some stupid stuff like a game.cdat
People count on mecdat
for things that actually matter like...cdat
Like what?cdat
Like you know what? Never mind.cdat
KC, I know you think I'm just a dumb jock,cdat
but I'm smart enough to know thatcdat
when you say you're gonna show up for someone,cdat
you show up.cdat
( frustrated grunt )cdat
cdat Trouble in paradise?cdatcdat
Just put my face back on.cdat
cdatcdat ( KC's voice ) I'm in.cdat
CRAIG: Okay, KC, stay calm. The place is crawlingcdat
with undercover agents who are there to protect you.ct
cdatcdat Yep, I spotted 'em.cdat
The only thing I haven't spotted so farcdat
is the Jackal, unless you wanna countcdat
that thing that balloon guy just made.cdat
Although that could've been an oddly shaped poodle.cdat
- Are we sure the Jackal's actually gonna show up? - Yes.cdat
According to intel, he will definitely be there tonightcdt
seeking his revenge, so stay on high alert.cdat
Copy that.cdat
cdatcdat I'm gonna need a better vantage pointcdat
if I wanna find the Jackal before he finds me.cdat
Or should I say you? ( chuckles )cdat
cdat And I think I just found it.cdatcdat
cdatcdat Why does she get to go on the Ferris wheelt
and I'm stuck fixing a broken robott
Nobody better makecdat
a "you gotta be this tall to ride" joke.cdat
cdatcdat There he ist
cdat Freeze, Jackal!cdatcdat
cdatcdat ( people screaming )cdat
Oh, KC, watch outt
cdat I'm comin' for you, Craig Cooper!cdat
And there's nowhere to hide!cdat
cdatcdat I knew this was a bad idea.cdat
KC's vulnerable; she needs back-up.cdat
You're right. I'm going int
No, Kira, I will not put you in danger, too.cdat
You're hurt. You can't do itt
Who else is gonna save her? Ernie?t
I'm right heret
It's bad enough when Dad does it, but you, too, Momt
I'm sorry, honey. It's just that I'm under a lot of pressure.cdat
Craig, it should be met
You're right. I don't know what I was thinking.cdat
Come on, give me a hug for luck.cdat
Craig!cdatcdt
Sorry, honey. Gotta do what I gotta do.cdat
Ow. Owt
Ow, owt
cdat Well, don't just sit there, boy.cdatcdat
Get me out of these cuffs.cdt
cdatcdat There's no way out of this, Craig.cdat
And you're no match for me.cdat
cdat The years have really taken their toll on you.cdat
cdat That's right. I'm not as young as I used to be, Jackal.cdat
cdatcdat I'm younger.cdat
Well, well, well.cdat
KC Cooper.cdat
I guess your father wasn't brave enough to show up.t
cdat No, he's brave enought
He's just having some lumbar issuescdat
on his L5 S1.cdat
But that's none of your business.cdat
cdatcdat KC, hold on!cdat
( Jackal laughing )cdat
cdatcdat Look at that, Jackalt
Looks like the shoe's on the other foot.cdat
Speaking of which...cdat
If I go down, you go with me.cdatcdat
cdatcdat Come on, Ernie, KC needs me.cdat
At least try to get these cuffs off me.cdat
- Come on, Judy, be Judy. - Ernie, will you give it up?ct
You tried everything to fix her.cdat
- Nothing is working. - ( frustrated groan )cdat
Ow! My hand!cdatcdat
Forget your hand. What about your breath, bro?cdat
Judy! I did it! You're you again.cdat
Who do you think you are, smackin' me upside the head?ct
You're lucky I don't smack you right out this van.ct
cdat Uh-oh. You're you again.cdatt
cdatcdat Dad! Help!cdat
cdat I can't get a shot, baby.cdat
cdatcdat BOTH: Yes!!cdat
Yes.cdat
cdat It's okay. I got you.cdatcdat
cdatcdat Ooh. That cotton candy did not break his fall.cdat
cdat Judy, I am so glad to see you.cdatcdat
Yeah, I don't blame yout
cdat Whoo hoo hoo!cdat
( back cracks ) Ow.cdat
cdatcdat Hey, uh, is that seat taken?cdat
Yes.cdat
cdatcdat ( clears throat )cdat
Oh, thank you so much.t
- What do you want? - I want what you want.cdatt
Okay? I want what the entire school wantst
I want you to play in the game.cdat
Okay, I may stink at math,cdat
but I know me minus a flaky tutor,cdat
plus a failing grade equals zero football.cdat
Okay, okay, I deserve thatt
Unless I don't, because you didn't failt
What are you talking about?cdat
I just talked to Mrs. Gutierrez.t
It turns out you got a "B" on your test.t
You passed all on your ownt
I did? Really?cdat
I got a "B"?cdat
I guess you did teach me something in that first session.cdat
You know, either that or I'm actually one of thosecdat
late-in-life math geniuses.cdat
Yeah, that's not a thingt
But if that is your way of thanking me, then you are welcome.cdt
And if that's your way of saying you're sorry, then I accept.cdat
I am sorry.cdt
And I am thanking you.cdat
Yo, guys. I got a "B."cdat
( cheering )t
Thank you, KC.cdat
KC, KC, KC, KC!cdat
Would you look at that?cdat
People at this school really do know who I am.cdat
cdatcdat Guys, guys. Guess what.cdat
I just got word we have been officiallycdat
reinstated back into the Organization.cdat
The Coopers are back, baby!cdat
cdat It's good to be a spy again.cdatcdat
Well, technically, I never got kicked out,cdat
but yay for you humans.cdat
( bracelet alarm chirps )cdat
Look at that.cdat
We just got our first mission.cdat
We're going to Costa Rica.cdat
Right now?cdat
But it's an all-new Cupcake Battle I wanna watch.t
It's sprinkles versus swirls.cdat
And I'm tiredt
Plus Costa Rica is humid.cdat
I just got my hair done.cdat
Fine. I'll just do the mission by myself.cdat
- ERNIE: Sounds good. - KIRA: Works for me.cdat
- JUDY: Bring me souvenirs. - CRAIG: See ya.cdat
Okay. All right.cdat
Well, here I dot
On my ownt
Get your rear ends off the couch,cdat
and let's got
cdat The Coopers are back, baby.cdat
The Coopers are back.cdat