You know you got that one wrong, right?
It's X equals Y minus 3.
I knew that.
BOY ( shouting ): Judy!
Judy!!!
What do you want, Petey Goldfeder?
My mom says your mom hasn't RSVPed for my birthday party today.
RSVP. It's French for "are you coming or not?"
I'll let you know, which is Judy for "don't count on it."
You know you have to go to that birthday party.
Not gonna happen, Cap'n.
Look, you need to listen to your big sister all right?
Birthday parties are a lot of fun,
and I don't want you to miss out.
Plus, I really want some cake,
and I can't show up to a nine-year-old's birthday party alone.
It's kind of creepy.
Let's go.
But birthday parties are stupid.
How do you know if you've never actually been?
My conclusion is based on the concordance
of multiple premises that are generally assumed to be true.
Plus, I hate kids. They're annoying.
Well, then, you should fit right in.
All right, let's go.
WOMAN SINGING: ♪ Oh, when danger comes to you ♪
♪ You know I'll stand beside ya ♪
♪ 'Cause ain't nobody keep their head so cool ♪
♪ I'll always find a way ♪
♪ A way out of the fire ♪
♪ But don't tell nobody ♪
♪ Tell nobody ♪
♪ I'm not perfect ♪
♪ So many things I want to tell you ♪
♪ But I ♪
♪ I keep it undercover ♪
♪ Livin' my life on red alert ♪
♪ Doin' my thing gonna make it work ♪
♪ Know I'm the realest baby I'm fearless ♪
♪ But I always got your back ♪
♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪
♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪
♪ Ain't gotta worry about me ♪
♪ It's all part of the plan ♪
♪ I keep it undercover ♪
♪ I keep it undercover cover ♪
What do you mean you're not showing up for work?
What do you mean I can't use the credit card anymore?
I've got a kid's party in an hour.
How am I gonna prep it?
Um, how am I supposed to get money
if you don't give it to me?
I have to get a job.
I have to find an employee.
Well, good luck with that.
Hey, wait a minute.
Oh, hey, honey.
How was the seminar on booby traps?
( giggling )
I'm guessing you're not giggling about the word "trap".
Sorry. Anyway,
they said I have a real knack
when it comes to... you-know-what traps.
I'm thinking instead of computer guy,
maybe I'll be known as... "booby guy."
A mother's dream come true.
Oh, they gave out practice assignments,
so be prepared.
You never know when booby trap guy will strike.
( device beeping, splat )
Strike one.
So he just hired you on the spot. Mm-hmm.
No application?
No "are you likely to eat the profits"
screening questions?
It's awesome, I have learned
so much about responsibility.
Marisa. Just a second!
And respect.
Did you know that the mess that we usually leave here,
somebody has to clean up?
Marisa. I said just a second.
That Paul guy is so bossy!
You mean that Paul? Yourboss Paul?
Come on, guys.
( kids cheering )
Marisa, you're really nice,
but this isn't working out.
Wait, this sounds familiar.
Are you breaking up with me?
No, I'm firing you.
Well, I never!
Work! You never work!
K.C., you will not believe this.
You just got fired?
How did you know?
Lucky guess.
By any chance, do you have any gum or mints
or, um, memory spray?
( sharp whacks thumping )
PETEY: Judy, that's not the pinata and you know it!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Aw, what the heck. STYLE ::cue(.speaker) ::cue(.speakerTop)
I'm letting Judy pummel Petey on his birthday,
I might as well let you spray your boss.
Ugh, the things I won't do for cake!
Unh!
K.C., I gotta tell you,
I'm having a great time at this party.
And it's all because of you.
Well, huh, that's what big sisters are for, you know?
To teach and to lend a guiding hand.
So, big sis, when's my birthday?
Your what now?
The day I was born. My special day,
when everyone celebrates me.
When do I get a cake?
Uh, right. Yeah, Judy, um...
About that, you see, I don't really know how
to break this to you, but, um...
birthdays are usually for people who were "birthed," right?
And--And you, you were... assembled.
No offense. None taken.
I guess I'm human enough to be your little sister
and celebrate other people, but not human enough
for anybody to care about me.
Judy, wait.
( sighs )
Hey, what are you--
See you tomorrow, Paul.
I know Judy's been really down lately,
so this surprise is going to rock
her little robot world.
You're a great big sister.
Oh, stop, okay? This isn't about me.
This is about how much Judy is being helped by me.
Interesting.
You still haven't gotten me anything for my last birthday.
Yeah, well, etiquette says I have a year.
That's what etiquette said last year,
and still I got diddly squat.
You know, I'm not gonna feel bad
when you set off one of my booby traps,
so you better be on your toes.
( kicks device, loud bang ) Ow!
My toes!
Strike two.
Oh, Judy! We need you!
So, uh, why are you guy hiding behind the counter with cake?
ALL: Happy birthday!
Surprise. We're throwin' you
a little birthday party.
So what do you think?
How convenient. The day after I complain
I don't have a birthday,
suddenly it's my birthday.
I don't know when I was born,
but I know it wasn't yesterday.
Man, what is up with her attitude?
Can we discuss it over cake?
Aw, it's not her fault.
But I mean, she appears as if she's human,
we treat her as if she's human,
but she knows deep down inside she's different.
You know what, guys?
I don't think this is about a birthday at all.
I think Judy just really needs to know where she comes from.
I'm gonna talk to The Organization,
find out who designed her,
and I'm gonna track them down.
Oh, good.
For a minute there I thought I was gonna
have to have a conversation with Judy
about the birds and the bees.
( chuckles )
Or would it be the nuts and the bolts?
( knock on door )
Who is it?
Uh, my name is K.C. Cooper.
I'm looking for Simone Devereaux.
( device beeps )
( voice transformed to child's ) There's nobody here by that name.
And my mommy told me not to answer the door.
Well, could the tough guy I was just talking to
answer the door?
Look, I have been looking for Simone
all over D.C., okay?
It's about her Judy.
Judy?
Judy? Well, why didn't you say so?
Yeah, uh, just wait a minute.
I'll unlock the door.
But first, could you do me a favor
and wipe your feet on the welcome mat?
( beeping, air whooshing )
Yeah, not to be nit-picky or anything,
but, uh, your hostess skills could use a little work.
I mean, would it kill you to put out a plate of cookies?
Maybe hide the dirty socks?
Don't you--
I wanna know who you are.
And I wanna know right now.
Get that dirty sock out of my face
and no one gets hurt.
Look, I'm with The Organization.
The Organization?
Uh-uh, I'm done with you people.
Well, it looks like you're done with all people.
Look, I heard you are a total recluse
and no one has talked to you for years.
And I'm assuming that includes your housekeeper.
Look, I just want to talk to you about Judy. STYLE ::cue(.speaker) ::cue(.speakerTop)
You mean Junior Undercover Digital Youth?
Yes. Never heard of it.
You're a liar.
Listen, calling me a liar is not gonna get you
out of those chains.
No, but my bracelet will.
I believe you invented it?
Yeah, back in the day.
When I worked for The Organization,
I invented a lot of things.
Including the Judy.
Worst thing I ever did was invent the Judy.
The Organization, they kept pressuring me--
"When is it gonna be ready? When is it gonna be ready?"
And it got even worse when the other side
realized what I was working on.
I'm with... The Other Side.
Do as I say, or your dog gets it.
I don't have a dog.
In that case, I'm gonna get you a dog!
Give you a few weeks to get very attached to it,
and then, if you don't do what I say,
your dog gets it.
You're a monster. Amonster!
You are gonna build a Judy
and turn it over to me
as my weapon of mini destruction.
And you're not going to tell anyone about this.
Understand?
I understand.
They were gonna use my Judy for evil.
That's why I disappeared,
and also why I never got a dog.
Smells like you got a dog.
Look, the point is
Judy really needs to know where she came from.
What? Wait, are you saying that The Organization
actually-- they actually made a Judy?
Yeah, and she's absolutely amazing.
Well, not really a social butterfly,
but now we see where she gets that from.
Anyway, she has to meet you.
Pause.
There's a Judy?
Okay, what's her name?
Judy.
( screams )
What are we waiting here for?
Take me to my baby!
Marisa, someone forgot to lock up last night
and we got robbed.
They stole everything.
The cash registers, the tables,all the yogurt!
This is horrible.
What idiot forgot to lock the door?
It was me, wasn't it?
Oops.
You're fired.
Um, any chance we can forgive and forget?
Or at least forget?
Wow, how many times can I get away with this?
That's it, you're outta here.
I don't think so.
Marisa, you had a ten-minute break
and you took an hour!
You're fired!
What's that, Paul? Take another hour?
Sure thing.
Marisa, the five-second rule
doesn't apply in food service.
I've had it with you.
Have you? Have you really?
Mom, I found her.
I found her. Okay, this is Simone Devereaux.
Without her, Judy would not exist.
Well, I don't know whether to hug you or slap you.
Is neither a choice?
Judy is gonna love you.
And she's going to love me even more
for finding you-- Judy!
What do you want?
is it my birthday... again?
No, um, I know that you have been
a little down lately because you don't know where you come from and all,
so I have someone I want you to meet.
This is Simone Devereaux.
She is your inventor.
Come to mama, baby.
Oh, look at you!
You were just an idea in my head,
and look, now you're real!
From your adorable little extra-receptive sensors
down to your cute-as-a-button piezolectric actuators.
I can't believe I'm meeting you.
I just knew you were brilliant.
Especially after I noticed the neuromorphic chip
and Cartesian manipulators you built into my system.
( giggling )
Did you understand any of that?
Last thing I understood was "come to mama".
By the way, you hit it out of the park
with my... Judy puffs.
Especially since they double as-- well, you know.
I do. I do know!
( both laughing )
( K.C. laughing along )
Did you get it, she said-- "Judy puffs!" STYLE ::cue(.speaker) ::cue(.speakerTop)
( Judy, Simone stop laughing )
I don't get it.
BOTH: You wouldn't
They don't even seem to care that I went
through all that trouble to find someone
who's off the grid.
Well, looky here.
Simone Devereaux is back on the grid.
With any luck, she'll lead me straight to Judy.
( typing )
You know, I don't think booby trapping is your thing.
In fact, when it comes to booby traps,
you take the booby prize.
( crying )
Please stop. It hurts when I laugh.
I know. Next time you'll think twice
before you booby trap my toilet.
PETEY ( shouting ): Judy!
She's at her friend's house, Petey.
Fine, I'll just wait for her.
Aaah...
( crash )
I coulda been one of the greats.
Strike three!
Well, well, well!
Look who finally decided to show up.
I was with Simone.
I waited for almost an hour for you.
Relax, I just lost track of time.
Yes, that explains why you didn't call,
you didn't text, and you pressed "ignore"
when I tried to hologram you... seven times!
If you had a room, I would send you to it.
You know what?
Go to your box!
Please, save the drama for your mama.
Oh! I do not like your tone, little missy!
Okay, I waited to watchHouseboos with you.
And you know what? You missed it.
Actually, I didn't. I watched it with Simone.
( gasps )
But that isour thing!
You know what you are?
No, but I'm sure you're gonna tell me.
You are an ungrateful little robot.
Oh, please, girl, megabyte me!
( high-pitched voice ) Oh, no, you didn't!
Look, I am the one who was concerned about you.
I'm the one who spent my time
to track down Simone.
And you know what I get? A whole lot of attitude,
and not a whole lot of appreciation.
You never even said thank you.
What's your problem? Did you do this
to help your little sister
or to feed your big ego?
You know what? Forget it, okay?
I'm done worrying about you.
From now on,we are just co-wokers
that live together, okay?
I'm no longer your big sister.
Fine. Who needs you?
I've got Simone.
( mockingly ) "I've got Simone!"
So I figured I'd live with you.
You know, maker, makee.
Just two single gals in the city.
One taking charge,
the other one whoneeds to be charged.
Hello?
Are you even listening to me?
Oh, yeah, sorry, I'm just totally preoccupied.
Ooh, meeting you has totally inspired me.
That's so flattering.
To create a better version.
Excuse you?
See, when I invented you, I was 21.
But with all the knowledge that I have now,
oh, your replacement is gonna be extraordinary.
My replacement?
For your information, it doesn't get any better than this.
Actually, baby, it does.
You're just not equipped to envision it,
but the next Judy will be.
See, once I perfect the cognitive architectures
for functional imagination,
she will be capable of autonomous free-thinking.
Oh! I'm autonomously thinking all sorts of stuff.
And if you were really so smart,
you would recognize I'm all that
and a bag of microchips.
"All that and a bag of microchips"?
( door shuts )
Ooh, you gotta update that slang drive.
Really?
Are you Judy?
Who wants to know?
( beeping, processing )
Unh! Yaa! Hyah!
Don't even think about it, you two.
That's right, I literally have eyes in the back of my head. STYLE ::cue(.speaker) ::cue(.speakerTop)
You got two seconds to tell me why you're following me
before I eliminate you.
Aah!
( groaning )
Now you just got one second!
You are the most amazing machine
ever created.
We want you to work for The Other Side.
So what I'm hearing is... I'm wanted?
Well, don't just lay there on the ground.
Come on, let's go.
Marisa, I have to let you go.
Oh, on a break? Finally.
I have been working for at least 15 minutes.
No, I mean you're fired.
Fired? I cannot believe this.
I have never been fired from a job in my life.
And I'm not gonna start now.
( empty click )
( empty clicks )
What are you doing?
Um, I am getting my stuff and going.
I can't believe I ran out.
I'm looking for Judy. She's not here.
She left hours ago.
Hours ago? She hasn't checked in.
You can't let an eight-year-old walk out alone.
Oh, sweetie. ( chuckles )
She's equipped to walk on the moon alone.
She's a very capable robot.
She's not just a robot, okay?
She's my little sister.
And I probably shouldn't have told her
that I didn't want to be her big sister anymore.
Why would you say something like that to her?
Well, because she hurt my feelings.
She's a robot, she doesn't understand feelings.
Well, then, why hasn't she checked in?
Because she's probably starting to understand feelings.
Oh, she's starting to understand feelings.
Oh, man, and then I just stepped all over them.
She was trying to explain to me
how upset she was, and I just-- just wrapped up in my--
Okay, we have to apologize to her.
But we don't know where she is.
Oh, that's easy.
See, when I designed the Judy,
I installed an ocular geosynchronous positioning system
as a part of her original schematics.
Now we just have to see I The Organization included it.
( chuckling ) What?
"If The Organization included it"!
Why would I even say that? Of course they did.
The design is flawless.
( laughs) Okay, can we bask in your glory
after we find my little sister, please?
Oh, look, now we can see what Judy sees.
Oh, thank goodness she's okay.
No, she's not okay.
That's Christos Markos.
He's been obsessed with building his own evil Judy for years.
And now he's got our Judy.
Wait, we need to notify The Organization.
No, no, no, we can't! We can't.
'Cause if The Organization finds out that Judy's missing,
the protocol is to remotely shut her down
and wipe her memory.
She won't remember who you are.
She'll be lost forever.
We need to get Judy back.
WOMAN: Rob, your name's on TV!