K.C.: Previously on K.C. Undercover.
Your organization is pairing you with another teenage spy,
Brett Willis. You know we're not really dating, right?
Yes. I know that!
But you definitely don't like him.
Actually, he makes me want to vomit in my mouth. ( heaving )
( phone ringing ) It's Marisa.
Hey, uh, now that our mission's over,
you're cool if I go out with her, right? Yeah. Of course.
"I'm coming for you. All of you."
"Zane." There's something I need to tell you.
What a coincidence,
I didn't know that you guys were gonna be here.
Well, you should have, you're the one
who put it on our dating calendar.
Again, thanks for getting us that dating calendar.
Which reminds me, I can't do the amusement park on Sunday.
Aww!
But I really wanted to get that picture of you guys
coming down in the log flume for your dating scrapbook.
But we don't have a dating scrapbook.
I beg to differ.
Hey, K.C., do you want to join us?
Oh, no, no, no.
This is a date, okay.
You guys don't need me hanging around.
At least not until we all go bowling next Friday.
Please check your dating calendars, people.
Uh, Kace, are you sure you don't want to stay?
I know how much you like FroYo.
I really do like FroYo.
Like more than you could possibly imagine.
I mean, at first I hated it but lately,
I can just not get it out of my mind.
I just like it so much, but I can't have it.
Why not?
Because you have it.
You and FroYo have fun.
I mean Brett.
I got to go.
♪ Oh, when danger comes to you ♪
♪ You know I'll stand beside you ♪
♪ Cause ain't nobody keep their head so cool ♪
♪ I always find a way, a way out of the fire ♪
♪ But don't tell nobody, tell nobody ♪
♪ I'm not perfect, so many things I ♪
♪ Wanna tell you, but I ♪
♪ I keep it undercover ♪
♪ Living my life on red alert ♪
♪ Doing my thing, gonna make it work ♪
♪ Know I'm the realest ♪
♪ Baby, I'm fearless ♪
♪ But I always got your back ♪
♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪
♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪
♪ Ain't gotta worry about me ♪
♪ It's all part of the plan ♪
♪ I keep it undercover ♪
Wow, Dad keeps threatening to change the locks on me,
but I didn't think he'd actually do it.
That's weird.
Hello?
KIRA: Who is it?
"Who is it?"
Your children?
CRAIG: Well, how do we know it's really you, huh?
What's the name of your mother's junior high?
How are we supposed to know? We didn't go there.
Just open the door.
( locks unlocking )
Hey, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come.
Uh, if we're still gonna keep a spare key under the rock,
we're gonna need a lot more rocks.
Well, you know, there's been some break-ins
in the neighborhood and you never can be too safe.
Right.
Why is it so dark in here?
Whoa, get away from the window!
Ah!
Sure, when I do that, you get all mad,
but when he does it, it's parenting.
Number one, ow!
Number two, what is going on?
Honey, we have to tell them.
You're right.
Kids, sit down.
I thought I'd never have to tell you this story but...
20 years ago, when I was recruited to be a spy,
I was the toughest guy in my class.
I could beat everyone except one guy.
Zane Fuller.
We were fierce competitors,
but we became partners and best friends...
until we were paired up with hot up-and-coming agent
Kira King.
We both fell hard for her,
but only one of us would win her heart.
Oh, who won?
Me!
Or you wouldn't be here.
KIRA:We thought everything was good
between your dad and Zane.
He was even the best man in our wedding.
But inside, he was mad
and the more he saw us together, STYLE ::cue(.speaker) ::cue(.speakerTop)
the more his anger festered.
What we didn't know was
enemy agents from the other side had turned him
and he was now a double agent.
CRAIG:When the organization found out,
we were heartbroken.
I volunteered to be the guy to take care of Zane.
He was a hard man to find.
I finally tracked him down
and we wound up in a battle for our lives.
I was losing.
He had me on the edge of a cliff
and was about to end it all...
Did you make it, did you?
Again, wouldn't be here if I didn't.
At the last minute, Zane softened
and I saw a glimpse of my old friend.
He offered me a deal.
He offered to let me live if I would let him disappear.
KIRA:Your dad had to take the deal because,
well, we had just found out we were going to have a baby.
It was K.C., wasn't it?
Ding, ding, ding, you finally got one ring.
( inaudible ) Yes.
CRAIG:So I took the deal and went home,
and didn't even tell your mother about it.
KIRA:We got on with our lives
and Zane kept his promise and he disappeared.
Until a few days ago,
when he sent flowers with a message.
"I'm coming for you, all of you."
Why are we just sitting here?
We need to contact the organization.
They can protect us.
I never told them.
As far as they know, Zane is dead.
We're on our own.
He's out there
and he won't stop until he finds us.
( bawling )
If Zane didn't know where we were before,
he sure does now.
Hey, Marisa, how was the movie after FroYo?
Oh, actually, we decided to go to that
pottery painting place instead.
What?
Marisa, that was not approved.
I've done all the research and carefully chosen
all the best places to have first dates
to ensure a successful and long-lasting relationship.
Now I don't want us to blow this.
Sorry?
Did you at least have fun at the pottery place?
Yeah, Brett made a mug with our initials on it,
see, B.M.
Well, that's unfortunate.
Well, it sounds like you two are doing great
and why wouldn't you be?
I mean, Brett sounds like the best boyfriend ever.
He's fun, smart, artistic,
I couldn't think of a more perfect guy.
Ah, you seem to like him more than I do,
maybe you should go out with him.
( laughing )
Me, date Brett?
That is hilarious.
Well, I got to go pick up trash
on the side of the highway now.
Oh, you've joined the environmental group?
Yeah, let's go with that.
( robotic voice )
Okay, you can put your weapon down now,
Ernie, it's really her.
Sorry about that.
Just to be safe, we got a new facial recognition system.
Why can't we just get a dog like normal people?
If anyone who's not a Cooper tries to get into our house,
it will go under full lockdown mode.
So for the time being, no friends can come over.
Ah, so nothing really changes for Ernie.
Really?
Am I just a doormat around here?
Oh, we got rid of the doormat too.
It said the Coopers.
Our new last name is...
TOGETHER: "Takeuchi Chung."
What is wrong with you guys?
Are you just going to hide out in this house and grow old?
Sounds good to me.
Cowards do grow old.
Well, spy up, people.
I say we go and get this guy before he gets us.
And by us I mean you,
because he doesn't know I exist
and I want to keep it that way.
You know what? She's right.
Guys, we are the Coopers, okay?
We are not sitting ducks, we're taking action ducks,
or like flying geese.
Okay, I don't really know
where I'm going with this metaphor
but you know what I mean.
Guys, we need to get this guy.
Now who's with me?
Go Coopers!
Go Takeuchi Chungs.
Coopers, I mean Coopers.
Whew, we rocked that last mission so hard,
it's no surprise we're paired up again.
Guess you're not as lousy a spy as I thought, huh? STYLE ::cue(.speaker) ::cue(.speakerTop)
What, no comeback?
Oh, uh, sorry.
( fake laughter )
Laughing on the inside.
Okay, so for this mission,
we are posing as ballet dancers auditioning
for the national youth ballet of Washington D.C.
Oh, sounds cool.
We have to get past the first round of auditions
to meet our contact, Ileana Devinovich.
She's the director of the ballet company.
Neat.
Neat?
This is a dangerous mission.
One wrong step and we're floating
facedown on Swan Lake.
Sounds fun.
Okay, now I may be totally off base here
but I'm getting the feeling like
you're not 100% focused on this mission.
And I say this as someone who has a lot of trouble
focusing on missions.
Look, I'm sorry, okay? I'm just distracted.
( sighs )
My family is in a lot--
I'm sorry, I can't tell you because it's a secret.
You do know that I'm a secret agent, right?
Keeping secrets is kind of my thing.
Okay, seriously,
if you can't trust me, who can you trust?
Okay, fine, but what I'm about to say cannot leave this room.
Pinky swear.
That's kind of a girl thing. Oh, just do it.
Fine.
But you have to pinky swear that we never pinky swore.
While K.C. is on her mission with Brett,
we need to track down Zane before he finds us.
Just one problem.
We have no idea where he is.
Relax, hole poker.
Your mother and I, we've done this a million times.
We'll just use the satellite to scan everyone
in the metropolitan area.
Now you're talking like someone who has a satellite,
which you don't.
She makes a good point.
Okay, um, I suggest we infiltrate every known cell
and listen for chatter about Zane.
Sounds like Operation "Ain't never gonna happen."
You don't have manpower for that, it's just us.
Wow, we've really gotten used to having the resources
of the organization behind us.
Relax, Craig.
Fortunately, we still have our very own little secret weapon.
Yes.
Oh, thanks, Mom.
You're welcome, honey.
Judy, what you got?
Start with the last known point of contact.
The flower store.
I'm on it. Go.
Here it is, Rosa's roses.
Go, baby, go.
Found the order for 35 Marylane.
The name on the credit card is Cooper.
The first name is Craig.
Oh, no, Dad is Zane!
Okay, I know Ernie's in the organization,
but does the organization know he's in the organization?
And now that man is coming after my family
and there's nothing that I can do about it.
This guy thinks he's coming after your family,
he'll have to get through me first.
Okay, that sounds good.
There's nothing you can do about it, but I can.
I'll discreetly use HQ's resources
and see what I can find out.
No, no, no. That's-- That's way too dangerous.
Danger is my middle name.
Literally, I'm Brett Danger Willis.
My parents were crazy people.
Oh, you're crazy hot.
What? What?
Uh, I said that it's crazy hot in here.
Dad, turn on the AC!
It's hot.
We have to practice our ballet routine. Okay.
So I'm gonna put my arm around you like this.
Okay.
And what are you gonna do with your other arm?
Well, I think I'd do something like this.
Okay, that works.
But the best part is when I spin you like this.
Oh, you know what?
Uh, I-- I don't think I'm good enough
to rehearse with you yet.
In fact, I think I should rehearse on my own and you,
you should go practice with Marisa, your girlfriend,
my best friend, your girlfriend, Marisa.
Okay, come on, we have to do this.
No, ah, ow.
Ooh, ah, I think I pulled a muscle.
I could massage it for you.
No! Just go!
Have I told you how happy I am about you and Brett?
Only four times today, so far.
I mean, you guys are just perfect for each other.
You're like-- like macaroni and cheese,
like peanut butter and jelly,
like mashed potatoes and ketchup.
What? It tastes better than it sounds.
And some things sound better than they are.
Look, I'm just not sure about the two of us anymore.
Wait, what did I do?
Oh, no, not you, Brett.
You don't like Brett anymore?
( clears throat )
I mean...
trouble in paradise?
Honey, I don't think he's for me.
I mean, he's so cute and fun and spontaneous. STYLE ::cue(.speaker) ::cue(.speakerTop)
And what is the problem with that?
I want to be the one who is cute and fun and spontaneous.
We just-- We don't have a lot in common.
Wait, if you feel that way, then why are you still with him?
Because you were so into us
and I didn't want to disappoint you
by breaking up with him.
And I've seen the way you look at him.
I know you like him.
No, no, no, I would never do that to you.
No, but I want you to. Please take him back!
Wait, wait, wait.
So the guy that I couldn't stand that you like,
that suddenly I like, but I thought that
I couldn't like him because you liked him
and now that you don't like him, I can like him?
I'm not sure. Can you repeat that?
I don't think so.
Just to be clear, you're saying that
I can go out with him?
Yes, but on one condition.
You have to break up with him for me.
Hey, no better way to start a relationship with a guy
than to dump him.
Okay, here's the plan.
When we meet our contact,
we're going to mention the secret code words
"rotten apples"
and she'll hand over the smuggled documents.
Got it.
But, um, after the mission,
I need to talk to you about something.
Why not now?
Because now is not a good time.
If it were a good time, I'd say let's talk now.
Mmm, no, I think you should tell me now.
You tend to get a little distracted
when something's on your mind.
And what if you get distracted when I tell you?
Junior spy of the year, babe.
Do you need to bring that up every 2 minutes?
Well, you know, I used to bring it up every minute,
but I don't want to sound like a braggart.
Tatiana Andrews and Gorky Finkter!
That's us.
Gorky Finkter?
That's the name you gave me?
Well, don't worry,
your middle name is still Danger.
Gorky Danger Finkter?
You're messing with me, right?
Right.
( classical music playing )
Come on, what is it you wanted to tell me?
Not now.
I'm not going to lift you up in the air unless you tell me.
Fine, I'm very sorry
but Marisa would like to break up with you.
( laughs )
You think that's funny?
You think that was going to break my heart?
Well, you seem to like her.
Nope, I like someone else.
You were dating my best friend when you liked someone else.
I guess so.
You know what?
You are a dog.
No, you're lower than a dog because dogs are awesome
and you're not.
K.C. What?
You're the other girl that I like.
Oh, well, in that case I like you too, a lot.
I know.
I cannot believe we made the cut.
I cannot believe how far
a leotard can get up your butt.
Hey, how about after the contact hands over the papers,
you and I go out on a real first date?
That sounds good.
I could actually go for a kale salad.
Kale salad?
Tatiana and Gorky,
congratulations on making it to second round.
You are both talented dancers.
Where did you study?
Rotten apples!
Well, uh, Rotten Apples dance academy?
No, just, um, rotten apples.
Oh, like big apple, New York, New York.
Uh, I think what he means to say is we study ballet at...
rotten apples.
We've been compromised.
( grunts )
Watch your back.
Well, dating for 2 minutes,
you're already bossing me around.
Oh, we're dating! STYLE ::cue(.speaker) ::cue(.speakerTop)
You know I totally had that guy, right?
Yeah, I could totally tell by the way
you were lying on the ground, mister spy leaguer.
I will hunt you down, and I will make you pay!
Unbelievable.
Was that Zane?
No, the flower shop.
They refused to refund my money.
This hunt for Zane is a dead end.
Mm-hmm, you're right.
Judy, you've been taking the lead on this.
What's our next step?
Well, we could...
No, never mind.
No, come on, any idea is a good idea
because it might lead to a new idea.
Just tell us what you were thinking.
Okay.
Cut the dead weight.
He's slowing you down.
Nobody cares what you think, bolt-head.
Okay, enough is enough.
I'm done playing Zane's games.
I'm taking control of this situation.
Great, what are we gonna do?
Pack, we're going into hiding.
He's right.
New town, new identities, new jobs.
That's right. Sayonara, Takeuchi Chung.
Well, good luck.
Nice meeting you all. I'm going back to my box.
Great news, guys.
Brett found Zane.
Zane, uh...
Zane?
No, I don't think I've ever heard of anyone named Zane.
Is that even a name?
Sounds inzane to me.
You guys, it's okay. K.C. told me everything.
Your secret's safe with me.
He pinky swore on it.
You said you won't say anything.
( mouths ) Sorry.
Anyway, I tracked Zane down to a remote third world country.
He's currently being held in a maximum security prison
in solitary confinement.
Then how did he send those flowers?
He just bribed a guard to let him use a computer,
and then from there he just hacked Dad's credit card.
Bottom line, Zane is no longer a threat to your family.
You're all safe.
( laughs )
That's why you're junior spy of the year.
Give me some. Okay.
And a pretty cool guy too.
Oh, I love hearing that from my girlfriend.
Wait, what?
I'm sorry. Was I not supposed to call you that?
Oh, nah, it's cool.
I'm good with the terminology.
I'm his girlfriend.
She's his girlfriend.
Well, it's-- it's been a long day.
I'll text you later, okay, babe?
Okay... babe.
Babe.
Come on.
Hey, let me talk to Zane.
Tell him it's his son.
Hey, Dad.
Yeah, your plan is working.
I'm in.