Agents, this is Operation Protect the Prince.
Ooh. I wonder what we're gonna be doing.
This is Tanzaberia.
Wow.
Tanzaberia is Tanza-tiny.
( chuckles )
The country has been at war with Zambakia,
its neighbor to the south, but young Prince Promomomo,
the acting ruler, has called a truce.
His face has never been seen publicly for security reasons.
Security reasons or insecurity reasons?
Because I got a feeling under that veil homeboy
is sporting one heck of a royal zit.
The prince has agreed to sign a peace treaty with Zambakia,
but his political enemies may try to stop him.
That's why he'll be staying at the last place
anyone would ever look for him.
Our house.
Uh, wait a minute.
With Judy and mom on that mission,
I have been the only girl at this house.
Do you know how many socks I picked up
in the past 24 hours?
I mean, seriously, how many feet can two guys have?
I am ashamed of you, K.C.
Worrying about yourself instead of the greater good.
He'll be staying in your room, Ernie.
That's not fair!
There's someone already sleeping in Ernie's room.
Ernie.
Where am I supposed to sleep?
You'll be staying at the Tanzaberian Embassy.
You're posing as a decoy prince
until the treaty is signed.
Yes!
I'm finally gonna get the royal treatment I deserve.
Of course.
All hail Prince "goes to the movies alone."
( knocking on door )
Greetings.
I am Olu, the royal attache
of Prince Promomomo of Tanzaberia.
Well, welcome to our home, Your Majesty.
Man, this stinks.
You get to vacation at an embassy
and I'm stuck here with this guy.
Ya-ya-ya. Wow.
You must be Miss K.C.
It is my pleasure to make your acquaintance.
I know, Your Hello-ness.
♪ Oh, when danger comes for you ♪
♪ You know I'll stand beside you ♪
♪ 'Cause ain't nobody keep their heads so cool ♪
♪ I always find a way, a way out of the fire ♪
♪ But don't tell nobody, tell nobody ♪
♪ I'm not perfect, so many things I ♪
♪ Want to tell you, but I ♪
♪ I keep it undercover ♪
♪ Living my life on red alert ♪
♪ Doing my thing, gonna make it work ♪
♪ Know I'm the realest, baby, I'm fearless ♪
♪ But I always got your back ♪
♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪
♪ I got to find out who I am ♪
♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪
♪ It's all part of the plan ♪
♪ I keep it undercover ♪
♪ I keep it undercover, cover ♪
Yeah, so...
You have a beautiful home.
Not as beautiful as your face.
I beg your pardon.
Huh, what? Nothing.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Prince, I'll show you to your room
which I am happy to say
is at the opposite end of the hall from K.C.'s.
Who is the hunka hunka hotness?
Oh, him, he's a--
Just some foreign exchange student
that's kind of staying with us for a while.
What, that you conveniently forgot to mention was coming?
( whispers ) Oh, I bet this is spy stuff.
( whispers ) Yes, it is.
Okay.
But you cannot tell a soul, okay?
Cross your heart, tell no lies,
wear ugly shoes 'til the day you die.
Like I'd ever wear ugly shoes.
All right, "hunka hunka," your words, not mine.
He's a prince and he's hiding out here.
He is a prince and he is that cute?
Jackpot!
Eh, whatever.
I hadn't really noticed.
( gasps ) You like him.
No, I don't.
Fine, then can I go out with him?
Don't you dare.
Okay, maybe I like him a little bit.
You know, Olu,
I've sat on the throne many times before,
but never in public.
And by the way, you may want to spray
some air freshener by the other throne.
I had to give it two royal flushes.
( laughs )
Good one, Your Highness.
( sighs )
I could get used to this.
How long do you think it'll last?
Oh, I would say at least until
the assassination attempt. STYLE ::cue(.speaker) ::cue(.speakerTop)
I'm sorry. The assassa-what now?
So what are we doing today?
Well, my dad has a meeting with the organization,
I'm going to school,
and you are going to stay here, okay?
Avoid the windows and do not answer the door.
Oh, change of plans.
The prince wishes to attend public school.
Well, if the prince wishes to live,
the prince will stick with the plan.
Isn't there any way you can take me with you?
Please.
I would love to spend the rest of my life with you.
Rest of my day, take you to my school.
I-- I just cannot compromise your safety.
Well, I guess I will never know
the joys of sitting in a real school,
studying my favorite subject, math.
He likes math.
( clears throat )
Math you say.
I kind of like math too.
Oh.
Education is very important to me.
My platform as prince is to ensure
that every girl in my country attends university.
That is a very sturdy platform.
Smart girls make strong women.
They are the key to success of any nation.
Preach!
You know, the more I think about it,
the more I realize, it would almost be
irresponsible of me to leave you here alone.
I would be much safer with you,
and I would not leave your side for one minute.
Sold.
Have a seat, prince. Relax.
No way.
A moving target is harder to hit.
Did you learn that in spy training?
Nope. Dodgeball.
All this moving around is making me hungry.
Ooh!
Will this suffice?
Are you kidding? I'm going to stuff my face.
I hope it's okay.
Okay? It's amazing.
I meant hopefully the food isn't poisoned.
I particularly enjoyed
the whole bell ringing ceremony they did in class
which lead to the processional of students.
Well, actually that was the fire drill,
but you waving and greeting
the students as they passed added a real touch of class.
I must tell you, K.C.,
I truly loved spending time with you today.
Me too.
Hey, Daddy.
How was your day?
Have I told you lately how much I love you?
And we thought you were gonna get assassinated today.
K.C. Coretta Scott Cooper, what was the assignment?
To hide the prince.
"To hide the prince." What did you do?
Not hide the prince.
"Not hide the prince!"
You compromised the mission.
It was not her fault.
You, wait in the other room.
It is unlawful of you to speak to me this way.
I am the prince of--
Now! Yes, sir.
Dad, I apologize for losing focus, okay?
It's just that...
he's so cute.
Are you giggling?
( giggling ) Yes.
No.
I mean, the prince is just so great.
He likes math.
Oh, good.
Then he'll understand you plus him
divided by me equals how it's gonna be.
You know what, I'm just gonna
subtract myself from this situation.
( cell phone ringing )
What is it, Ernie?
Dad, I don't trust the food around here.
It may be poisoned.
You're being paranoid, boy.
Just bring me a fried egg sandwich.
I'll even settle for a raw egg sandwich.
Ernie, you're my son. I love you.
I would never put you in danger.
Now leave me alone!
Yo, prince, get your highness in here.
Agent Cooper, I think now is a good time
to say that I admire your daughter very much
and that she and I--
Zip it.
I am the king of this castle.
And this is how it's gonna be.
I don't want you so much as looking at my daughter.
If she talks to you, you look the other way.
But, sir, if I may-- STYLE ::cue(.speaker) ::cue(.speakerTop)
No, you may not!
You so much as smile that pretty smile at K.C.
and I will declare war on your Tanza-behind.
Am I clear?
Crystal, King Cooper.
So then, I took him to his first ever froyo,
and Promomomo loved it so much, he was like,
"I must have this froyo for my people."
So get this, he bought the company...
No.
...and he's changing the name to Froyo Momo.
Wow, you guys are really hitting it off.
I know.
We are totally, totally clicking.
Oh, hey, morning.
Uh, I'm headed to school,
but I can get you some froyo on the way home.
Don't bother.
Uh, K.C., I don't think
you guys are totally, totally clicking.
You're not even regular clicking.
In fact, he seems to hate you.
I don't know what happened.
I mean, everything was great yesterday.
Well, he is perfect, so I'm gonna have to assume
the problem is you.
Thank you, Marissa, for being so supportive.
I'm sorry, but if you want to date a prince,
you have to dress the part.
He has to see you as the future queen,
not some hip-hop shot putter.
M.C. Androgynous.
Lady Blah-blah.
Be-yawn-ce!
Okay, I get it. I need a new outfit.
You might think one stooge would be enough, but no,
here in America, they have three.
Three stooges!
Hello, Your Highness.
Now is not a good time.
Are you wearing a traditional royal Tanzaberian dress?
Oh, this old thing.
Just a little something I had lying around.
Wow!
Thank you.
You look like my great-grandmother.
Wait.
Isn't this how girls in your country dress?
Yes.
A very popular style...
800 years ago.
Why are you wearing this?
Well, yesterday we had so much fun
and now you won't even look at me.
Now I just feel stupid.
And very itchy.
K.C., I do like you.
You do?
Then why did you freeze me out?
Because your father threatened me
if I didn't stay away from you.
Oh, he did, did he?
Hey, baby.
How was your day?
Have I told you lately how much I love you?
Craig George Washington Carver Cooper Junior...
what were you thinking making the prince stay away from me?
Well, what choice did I have?
I mean, you were all...
( giggling )
And he was all...
( mumbling )
This is not a good week for your mother to be away.
Tell me about it.
There are some things that a girl needs
to talk to her mom about and not her dad.
Hey, I'm a spy.
I played many roles.
I'm pretty sure I can handle being your mom.
Try me.
Okay...
Mom.
Dad is being the biggest jerk in the world.
What are you talking about?
I--
Craig, let me handle this.
Your father is very caring and loving.
It's just that he can't stand the thought of you
getting involved with someone who's not good enough for you.
Couldn't have said it better myself, Kira.
Not good enough?
He's a prince.
You wanna handle this one, honey?
Sure.
Princes are a dime a dozen, baby.
You need to wait for a man like your father
who's the most wonderful man in the world.
Oh, Kira, you say the sweetest things.
That's because you are the sweetest thing.
Oh, there's my baby. Give me a hug.
Okay, game over.
Look, all I'm asking is for a little time
just to hang out with him.
You mean like a date?
Well, I mean, yeah.
I really like him.
Please. STYLE ::cue(.speaker) ::cue(.speakerTop)
Oh. Okay, fine.
You can hang out with him, but you're not going anywhere.
You can watch a movie in the house.
Thank you.
You are the best mom in the whole...
You know what I mean, Dad.
( cell phone ringing )
It's not a good time, Ernie.
Well, it's not a good time for me either.
Someone is about to try
and turn me into an ex-fake prince.
How many times do I have to tell you, you're in no danger?
Mmm, beg to differ.
I was on the throne, the other throne,
when I overheard people talking through the vent.
They're gonna try and take out the prince tonight.
It's going down!
I'll be there as fast as I can.
Okay, new plan.
An attack on the prince is actually happening.
The three of us are gonna go over to the embassy to stop it.
Uh, really?
You are going to bring the actual target
of the assassin to the location
where the assassination is taking place?
Okay.
Didn't think that one through.
I'll be back as fast as I can.
Oh, and, prince, hand over the breath spray.
Wow.
And I thought I had the smooth moves.
I did not even see you turn off the lights.
Because I didn't.
( groans )
Get down, we're under attack.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Stay down.
Oh. I am a proud man.
I cannot let someone else fight my battles.
Don't just stand there, spy girl, fight my battles!
You bring night vision goggles on a first date?
You brought lip balm.
There's a better chance I need these than you need that.
I should've installed a nanny cam.
How could you not bring me something to eat?
I could have my eye on your sister
and that prince as we speak.
Are you listening to me?
I haven't had anything to eat in 2 days.
Fine.
We'll grab a burger for you after we leave.
I wish these Zambakians would hurry up
with this assassination.
Excuse me!
Attempt. I meant assassination attempt.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Last one.
Hey, where's Olu?
He's never supposed to leave the prince's side.
I don't know. He took off an hour ago.
He said he has some business to take care of.
( grunting )
Man, what the heck did you eat for breakfast?
Concrete?
You know what they say...
the bigger they are...
the more fun it is to kick their butts.
( groans )
You saved my life.
I don't know how I can thank you.
You don't have to. It's kind of my job.
Well, maybe I can think of one way.
Hold it right there. STYLE ::cue(.speaker) ::cue(.speakerTop)
It's okay, Dad, we caught the killer.
Yeah, I was talking about Prince Kissy-lips.
Olu? How could you betray me?
How could you betray your country?
Because Tanzaberia is not my country.
I am a proud Zambakian.
As long as I have a say, there will never be peace--
Peace out.
Oh, I am so happy to bring peace to my country.
And I would like to thank my American host,
especially the person who risked their life for me.
Feels good to be acknowledged.
And it did not hurt that it was someone of such beauty.
Oh, what a sweetheart that prince is.
( indistinct chatter )
So I guess this is goodbye.
Yes.
I wish there was a way we could spend more time together.
If only I could stay here for a while.
But you can't. And you're just--
You don't have a normal life.
Your country is counting on you.
How do you know of such things?
Well, because I do not have a regular life either.
And sometimes I have to do things
because my country is counting on me, too.
Your country is very lucky to have you, K.C. Cooper.
Hey, this does not have to be goodbye forever.
I mean, someone else could always try to kill you
and I could save you again.
One can only hope.
You know, sweetie, I'm really proud of you.
As a spy, you've proven over and over
that you can take care of yourself,
which makes me think why can't I let you date.
Wait a minute.
Was that you talking or Mom?
I'm just saying.
If you can handle yourself with all these bad guys,
you should be able to handle yourself with one good guy.
Oh, thanks, Dad.
Oh.
Just one question.
Did he kiss you?
Dad! Did he?
Se-- Did he?
Seriously. Oh.
Did he? Did he?
Did he?
Oh.
Did he?
He did, didn't he? He did!