1 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:05,396 '’Previously on The Royals...' 2 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:07,355 '’If Parliament fails, the King is compelled 3 00:00:07,398 --> 00:00:10,314 to command that Parliament stand down until such time 4 00:00:10,358 --> 00:00:12,621 as sufficient government can be restored. 5 00:00:12,664 --> 00:00:16,712 Therefore, I hereby announce that Parliament is dissolved.'’ 6 00:00:17,408 --> 00:00:19,062 [Rapid gunfire] 7 00:00:19,106 --> 00:00:21,369 I assume the embassy is under attack. 8 00:00:21,412 --> 00:00:23,980 The other political refugee is gaming. 9 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:26,069 - And who are you? - Aston Lange. 10 00:00:26,113 --> 00:00:29,333 I thought we had a connection, you and I. 11 00:00:29,377 --> 00:00:31,944 - I can'’t take the risk. - I understand. I'’ll go. 12 00:00:33,903 --> 00:00:36,079 Then again, it is my birthday. 13 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:37,428 [ELEANOR] '’I'm the Robin Hood.'’ 14 00:00:37,472 --> 00:00:40,040 I gave you this expensive pen 15 00:00:40,083 --> 00:00:41,867 but now I'’ve got to take it back. 16 00:00:41,911 --> 00:00:43,913 Jasper Frost'’s father. What do you want? 17 00:00:43,956 --> 00:00:46,176 Your problem with my son is that he'’s common. 18 00:00:46,220 --> 00:00:49,179 - How about we fix that? - [Cameras clicking] 19 00:00:49,223 --> 00:00:51,355 [Applause] 20 00:00:51,399 --> 00:00:54,793 [HELENA] '’From now on, you have one sole purpose - to be Robert'’s queen.' 21 00:00:54,837 --> 00:00:56,882 Allow me to introduce you to my fiancee - 22 00:00:56,926 --> 00:00:59,537 Wilhelmina Moreno. 23 00:00:59,581 --> 00:01:02,453 - I want you and I miss you. - I want you, too. 24 00:01:02,497 --> 00:01:05,195 I'’m sorry you had to hear that, brother. 25 00:01:19,383 --> 00:01:21,951 ♪ Where do you live? Is it close to the train? ♪ 26 00:01:21,994 --> 00:01:25,041 ♪ Your hair the same color that bleeds when it rains? ♪ 27 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:28,088 ♪ Do you still get red, red in the face? ♪ 28 00:01:28,131 --> 00:01:31,134 ♪ Do you still laugh? Do you still rage? ♪ 29 00:01:31,178 --> 00:01:33,919 ♪ 32 days since we last touched ♪ 30 00:01:33,963 --> 00:01:37,706 ♪ But I'’m not counting... ♪ 31 00:01:37,749 --> 00:01:41,666 It'’s okay. You did what you had to do. 32 00:01:41,710 --> 00:01:43,364 Now it'’s done. 33 00:01:43,407 --> 00:01:45,061 ♪ Sometimes I miss you 34 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:49,021 ♪ And then sometimes I don'’t ♪ 35 00:01:49,065 --> 00:01:53,417 ♪ Sometimes I wish I just had more self-control ♪ 36 00:01:53,461 --> 00:01:57,421 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 37 00:01:57,465 --> 00:02:00,555 [Mock wailing and laughter] 38 00:02:02,992 --> 00:02:05,299 Okay, now you'’re just starting to piss me off. 39 00:02:05,342 --> 00:02:08,867 - [Chuckling] - Get over here! 40 00:02:08,911 --> 00:02:12,219 - [Pretends to scream] - Oh? Seriously? You'’re gonna make me chase you? 41 00:02:14,656 --> 00:02:16,571 [Thudding] 42 00:02:28,365 --> 00:02:29,453 [Clicking] 43 00:02:36,243 --> 00:02:38,462 There have been 14 monarchs since the merger of 44 00:02:38,506 --> 00:02:41,248 the Kingdom of England and the Kingdom of Scotland. 45 00:02:41,291 --> 00:02:44,338 Seven of those have been from the House of Henstridge, 46 00:02:44,381 --> 00:02:46,166 beginning with Queen Matilda I, 47 00:02:46,209 --> 00:02:48,690 and most recently, His Royal Highness King Simon 48 00:02:48,733 --> 00:02:49,995 followed by King Cyrus 49 00:02:50,039 --> 00:02:52,433 and King Robert. 50 00:02:52,476 --> 00:02:54,870 What are the chief rights of a monarch? 51 00:02:54,913 --> 00:02:56,698 Under a constitutional monarchy, 52 00:02:56,741 --> 00:02:58,352 the sovereign has three rights: 53 00:02:58,395 --> 00:03:01,268 The right to be consulted, the right to encourage 54 00:03:01,311 --> 00:03:03,052 and the right to warn. 55 00:03:03,095 --> 00:03:04,358 If the sovereign'’s warnings 56 00:03:04,401 --> 00:03:05,663 are dismissed, 57 00:03:05,707 --> 00:03:07,404 he or she has a fourth right. 58 00:03:07,448 --> 00:03:09,928 Which is? 59 00:03:09,972 --> 00:03:11,974 The right to rule. 60 00:03:18,589 --> 00:03:20,287 - Hey. - Hey. 61 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:22,941 Haven'’t seen much of you the last few weeks. 62 00:03:22,985 --> 00:03:26,641 Yeah. I haven'’t seen much of myself the last few weeks. 63 00:03:26,684 --> 00:03:28,991 - Kathryn? - No. 64 00:03:29,034 --> 00:03:31,515 - I'’m done with that. - I understand. 65 00:03:31,559 --> 00:03:33,213 I'’m sorry I had to be the one 66 00:03:33,256 --> 00:03:35,171 to show you who she really was. 67 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,913 I mean that. 68 00:03:37,956 --> 00:03:40,829 - Will I see you tonight? - Yeah. 69 00:03:40,872 --> 00:03:43,179 - I could use a drink. - Hmm. 70 00:03:45,747 --> 00:03:47,966 I saw the guest list for your party. 71 00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:50,099 A little light on your friends, isn'’t it? 72 00:03:50,142 --> 00:03:52,188 No Sebastian. No Beck. 73 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:55,539 It'’s mostly just family... and some distant royalty. 74 00:03:55,583 --> 00:03:59,282 There'’s nothing as important as family, Liam. 75 00:03:59,326 --> 00:04:01,110 Always remember that. 76 00:04:12,295 --> 00:04:14,732 You have to go. 77 00:04:14,776 --> 00:04:17,996 Because you'’re officially my knight in shining armor. 78 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:21,173 And you'’re my knight out of your shining armor as well. 79 00:04:23,437 --> 00:04:26,048 Tell me again what I can expect from this thing. 80 00:04:27,658 --> 00:04:31,445 You can expect a bunch of entitled dum-dums 81 00:04:31,488 --> 00:04:35,797 trying desperately to be half as bad-ass as you. 82 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:39,844 It'’s a good sign that Robby invited you, though. He'’s trying. 83 00:04:39,888 --> 00:04:43,631 - Will you be late tonight? - Probably not. 84 00:04:43,674 --> 00:04:47,156 But I may be drunk and... very agreeable. 85 00:04:47,896 --> 00:04:49,767 Just saying. 86 00:04:50,855 --> 00:04:52,030 Hey. 87 00:04:54,381 --> 00:04:56,644 [ELEANOR] How'’d it go? 88 00:04:56,687 --> 00:04:59,037 [She groans] Terrible. 89 00:04:59,081 --> 00:05:00,822 I don'’t want to do this any more. 90 00:05:00,865 --> 00:05:02,650 Good. Then call off the wedding 91 00:05:02,693 --> 00:05:04,913 and I don'’t have to go to this shit stag party. 92 00:05:04,956 --> 00:05:08,525 That'’s exactly why I'm not having a hen party. Nobody enjoys them. 93 00:05:08,569 --> 00:05:11,354 You play ridiculous games, it somehow gets competitive 94 00:05:11,398 --> 00:05:12,834 and there'’s inevitably a fight. 95 00:05:12,877 --> 00:05:15,837 Mm. You make it sound kind of fun. 96 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:20,407 All right. I...have got to be going. 97 00:05:20,450 --> 00:05:23,627 [She groans] Go. You'’re gonna love it. 98 00:05:23,671 --> 00:05:25,542 Have fun. Don'’t punch anyone. 99 00:05:25,586 --> 00:05:28,632 - What? Not even Liam? - You can punch Liam. 100 00:05:28,676 --> 00:05:30,982 Okay. Good. 101 00:05:31,026 --> 00:05:33,071 I will see you later. 102 00:05:33,115 --> 00:05:35,073 Yes, you certainly will. 103 00:05:37,293 --> 00:05:40,165 - Is Jasper having problems with Liam? - No. Why? 104 00:05:40,209 --> 00:05:43,299 He asked if he could punch him. 105 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,127 Yeah, he'’s just feeling punchy. 106 00:05:46,171 --> 00:05:47,782 Right. 107 00:05:47,825 --> 00:05:50,437 Come on. Let'’s go. [Clicks fingers] 108 00:05:53,265 --> 00:05:56,704 Okay, quick. How many realms does King Robert rule? 109 00:05:56,747 --> 00:05:59,141 16. Would you like me to name them? 110 00:05:59,184 --> 00:06:01,317 No. I wouldn'’t know them, anyway. 111 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,537 So, one more day, huh? 112 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:05,234 One more question - the final one. 113 00:06:05,277 --> 00:06:07,410 - They ask me tomorrow. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 114 00:06:07,454 --> 00:06:09,238 Calm down. Just relax. 115 00:06:09,281 --> 00:06:12,023 What'’s the worst thing that could happen if you get it wrong? 116 00:06:12,067 --> 00:06:15,636 Erm...they don'’t let me be Queen? 117 00:06:15,679 --> 00:06:18,900 - Sure. I guess that is kind of a big one. - Mm. 118 00:06:18,943 --> 00:06:21,772 But what'’s this business about you not having a hen party? 119 00:06:21,816 --> 00:06:24,601 Len, I'’ve been answering their questions for three days now. 120 00:06:24,645 --> 00:06:27,082 I have one question left. I'’m gonna study some more, 121 00:06:27,125 --> 00:06:29,737 get a good night'’s sleep and prepare in the morning. 122 00:06:29,780 --> 00:06:31,782 I hope "prepare" is a euphemism. 123 00:06:31,826 --> 00:06:35,090 - It'’s not. - Ah, you'’re the pits, man! 124 00:06:35,133 --> 00:06:38,223 Having no fun is supposed to be for after you'’re Queen. 125 00:06:38,267 --> 00:06:39,834 Geez. 126 00:06:42,010 --> 00:06:43,925 [Door closes] 127 00:06:47,624 --> 00:06:50,932 Hello. 128 00:06:50,975 --> 00:06:53,717 If you were going to have a hen party - just "if" - 129 00:06:53,761 --> 00:06:55,415 I was just wondering what we'’d do. 130 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:58,026 - If I were, and I'’m not... - Right. 131 00:06:58,069 --> 00:07:01,029 I suppose we'’d get massages, 132 00:07:01,072 --> 00:07:04,859 drink some champagne and have a bit of chocolate. 133 00:07:04,902 --> 00:07:07,383 Okay, a lot of chocolate. 134 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,516 Well, you'’re lucky I'’m a princess. 135 00:07:10,647 --> 00:07:16,218 ♪ I see the signs 136 00:07:17,741 --> 00:07:21,005 ♪ Of a lifetime 137 00:07:21,049 --> 00:07:25,575 ♪ You '’til I die... ♪ 138 00:07:25,619 --> 00:07:28,230 Mum and I see how hard you'’ve been working. 139 00:07:28,273 --> 00:07:30,101 It'’s lovely. 140 00:07:30,145 --> 00:07:32,452 Now, I know what you'’re thinking. 141 00:07:32,495 --> 00:07:34,976 "Where'’s the chocolate?" 142 00:07:35,019 --> 00:07:37,544 But we can'’t be expected to do everything. 143 00:07:39,589 --> 00:07:41,504 Or can we? 144 00:07:47,771 --> 00:07:50,992 [Gasps] It'’s the biggest chocolate fountain ever! 145 00:07:52,210 --> 00:07:53,777 How did you do this? 146 00:07:53,821 --> 00:07:56,476 Well, we know a thing or two about being covert. 147 00:07:56,519 --> 00:07:58,695 Now, then, your spa day awaits. 148 00:07:58,739 --> 00:08:00,567 We'’ll have drinks, some chocolate, 149 00:08:00,610 --> 00:08:02,133 a little pampering. 150 00:08:02,177 --> 00:08:04,440 And you'’ll be in bed early. 151 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:05,963 A toast! 152 00:08:09,532 --> 00:08:12,056 To my lovely bride. And to all of you. 153 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:14,232 [GUESTS] Hear, hear! 154 00:08:16,321 --> 00:08:19,237 Or, rather, to most of you. 155 00:08:19,281 --> 00:08:22,153 I don'’t believe you're allowed on British soil, dear Uncle. 156 00:08:22,197 --> 00:08:24,939 Yeah, I'’m not on British soil. 157 00:08:26,462 --> 00:08:30,988 Venezuelan soil. Home sweet home. 158 00:08:31,032 --> 00:08:32,816 A curious loophole at best. 159 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:35,993 The curious holes are the best kinds. 160 00:08:36,037 --> 00:08:39,040 I see the usual suspects have turned out, 161 00:08:39,083 --> 00:08:42,217 hoping to curry favor with the new King. 162 00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:44,175 I haven'’t seen this many arse-kissers 163 00:08:44,219 --> 00:08:48,484 since I went on that poppers binge in Soho. 164 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:51,182 Our footmen will be coming around to collect your phones 165 00:08:51,226 --> 00:08:53,141 for the duration of the evening. 166 00:08:53,184 --> 00:08:56,536 Trust me when I say it'’s for your own protection as much as mine. 167 00:08:56,579 --> 00:08:58,581 So surrender your phones and grab a drink. 168 00:08:58,625 --> 00:09:01,323 The evening is about to begin. 169 00:09:01,366 --> 00:09:02,846 Uncle, a word. 170 00:09:09,113 --> 00:09:11,725 You'’re gonna make your excuses quietly and go. 171 00:09:11,768 --> 00:09:13,509 For God'’s sake, Robby. 172 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,511 Am I really such a threat to you tonight? 173 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:18,601 No. You'’re not a threat to me ever. 174 00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:20,690 But you conspired against me. 175 00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:24,085 And for that you sacrifice tonight and every night. 176 00:09:24,128 --> 00:09:26,870 So did Liam and you let that little arsehole stay. 177 00:09:26,914 --> 00:09:29,177 [LIAM] It'’s nice to see you, too. 178 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:32,310 Come to be big brother'’s bitch and throw me out? 179 00:09:32,354 --> 00:09:35,705 Actually, I was coming over to defend you...you dick. 180 00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:38,969 You once told me nothing is so broken it can'’t be fixed. 181 00:09:39,013 --> 00:09:42,103 I didn'’t mean this. 182 00:09:42,146 --> 00:09:44,322 This is the part of you that holds you down. 183 00:09:44,366 --> 00:09:47,108 You have a soft spot for lost causes. 184 00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:50,590 You also told me nothing is more important... 185 00:09:50,633 --> 00:09:52,548 than family. 186 00:09:54,898 --> 00:09:58,336 [Sighs] When he steps out of line, you deal with it, 187 00:09:58,380 --> 00:10:00,338 otherwise you'’re both gone. 188 00:10:00,382 --> 00:10:04,125 Enjoy your night, old man. Then back to exile you go. 189 00:10:04,168 --> 00:10:05,605 Liam. 190 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,578 Hey, listen. I'’m, uh... 191 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:25,581 I'’m thinking of blowing out early, finding a pub or something. 192 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,801 - You want to come? - I appreciate it but... 193 00:10:27,844 --> 00:10:30,586 I need to be here all night, and you should be, too. 194 00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:34,024 Really buying into this, aren'’t you? 195 00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:36,374 You mean my brother'’s wedding? Yes. 196 00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:39,377 I have a lot of mistakes to make up for. 197 00:10:39,421 --> 00:10:42,032 Wouldn'’t it be nice to find a little peace around here? 198 00:10:42,076 --> 00:10:45,601 Listen, I'’m all for peace. I'’m just not up for "All hail King Robert" all night. 199 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,081 Thought you felt the same. 200 00:10:47,124 --> 00:10:49,605 My life was a lot better when I put my family first. 201 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,651 And that includes my brother. 202 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,871 Play snooker? 203 00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:57,395 I'’ve played before. 204 00:10:57,439 --> 00:10:59,441 One more piece of advice. 205 00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:03,619 If you find yourself in direct competition with my brother tonight, 206 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,403 it'’s probably best to let him win. 207 00:11:05,447 --> 00:11:07,449 - [Jasper laughs softly] - Trust me. 208 00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,760 [Cheering] 209 00:11:14,891 --> 00:11:16,893 Not bad, Sir Bodyguard. 210 00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:18,721 Shame you won'’t make the next one. 211 00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:31,908 [Disappointed groans] 212 00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:36,130 You put up a good fight for us. 213 00:11:36,173 --> 00:11:38,436 You should feel happy about that. 214 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,221 Or should you? 215 00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:47,489 [Cheering and applause] 216 00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:49,926 Perhaps I was simply toying with you. 217 00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:54,714 - Giving you false hope. - [Cheering] 218 00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:57,717 Making you comfortable. 219 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,936 So I could crush your spirit 220 00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:02,983 in front of men who actually earned their title. 221 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,945 [Observers groan] 222 00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:14,385 Or perhaps... 223 00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:17,388 [Laughter] 224 00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:22,089 ..I was toying with you. 225 00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:27,007 [Cheering] 226 00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:30,271 Letting you get cocky... 227 00:12:30,314 --> 00:12:32,534 giving you false hope. 228 00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:36,625 [Admiring gasps] 229 00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:41,456 Letting your natural arrogance... 230 00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:44,981 ..blind you to the con. 231 00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:50,204 [Applause] 232 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,998 So I could crush your spirit... 233 00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:04,653 in front of people who haven'’t earned shit. 234 00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:12,443 - [Cheering] - Bravo! Shot! 235 00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:32,115 [MASSEUSE] Relax. 236 00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:34,161 Breathe. 237 00:13:34,770 --> 00:13:36,250 Ooh. 238 00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:38,252 It'’s a stressful time. 239 00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:40,341 Are you married? 240 00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:44,258 [MASSEUSE] No, but I have someone. 241 00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:45,868 It'’s complicated. 242 00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:48,001 It always is. 243 00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:50,655 It shouldn'’t be, though. It should be simple. 244 00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:52,962 You meet someone, you fall in love... 245 00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:55,138 you put that person before everyone 246 00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:57,314 and everything. 247 00:13:57,358 --> 00:14:00,578 '’Til death do you part. [Laughs] 248 00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:03,755 Oh, your engagement ring is stunning. 249 00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:07,803 Thank you. 250 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,892 It'’s never how you picture it. 251 00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:12,852 At least, it'’s not how I pictured it. 252 00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:15,593 I thought it'’d be more of a fairy tale. 253 00:14:15,637 --> 00:14:17,900 [MASSEUSE] And instead? 254 00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:21,121 My fairy tale comes with other concerns. 255 00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:23,340 Unavoidable concerns. 256 00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:28,868 Turn. Please. 257 00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:33,873 [She moans softly] 258 00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:40,270 I'’ve been taking this test... 259 00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:44,274 a sort of historical quiz, and if I don'’t pass it, 260 00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:46,842 there'’s a chance I won'’t be getting married. 261 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,888 - That sounds stressful. - [Sighs] 262 00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,715 I have to admit it is. 263 00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:53,240 These are cold. 264 00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,198 Cucumbers decrease the flow of blood 265 00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:57,679 to the space around your eyes. 266 00:14:57,722 --> 00:14:59,899 Not that you need it. 267 00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:06,993 Mm. 268 00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:09,909 Everything will be just as it'’s meant to be. 269 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,433 I hope so. 270 00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:15,262 It'’s all going to be okay now. 271 00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:18,961 You are beautiful. 272 00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:21,529 Oh! 273 00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:24,097 - Hi, Willie. - Oh, my God! 274 00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:25,663 How did you get in here? 275 00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:29,145 Oh, I make friends easily. Security loves me. 276 00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:32,148 There was a time when I thought you and I might be friends. 277 00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:33,976 You'’re insane. 278 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,673 - Ooh! - Careful. 279 00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:38,502 The drugs I put in that oil are fairly fast-acting. 280 00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:41,288 Enjoy the ride... 281 00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:44,944 and your unavoidable concerns tomorrow. 282 00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:02,439 What are you doing, you freak? 283 00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:08,228 Dying. 284 00:16:10,621 --> 00:16:12,058 Willow! 285 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,451 Willow! 286 00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:24,200 [Owl hoots] 287 00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:26,855 We should call a doctor. If we don'’t, she could die. 288 00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:29,771 She'’s not gonna die. Look. What does she look like to you? 289 00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:33,035 She looks like she'’s tripping balls. 290 00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:34,689 Exactly. 291 00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:38,214 Acid, if I had to guess. LSD. Somebody must have laced her. 292 00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:41,304 - Unless she took it herself. - Oh, she didn'’t take it herself, Mum. 293 00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:45,047 - She'’s straight as an arrow. - So was I, before I became Queen. 294 00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:47,484 The pressure makes you.. 295 00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:49,965 less than who you want to be sometimes. 296 00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:56,798 You really think she'’ll be okay? 297 00:16:56,841 --> 00:16:59,801 Listen, she'’s in for a hectic night, but she'’ll be fine. 298 00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:01,585 Trust me, I'’ve been there. 299 00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:04,327 If we want to keep this quiet, we should just call someone, 300 00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:07,678 have them stay with her and just let her ride it out. 301 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,160 - You can stay with her. - Me? 302 00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:13,336 You know more about drugs than a chemist. 303 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,860 - True. - So you can keep her safe. 304 00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:17,427 Discreetly. 305 00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:19,299 And? 306 00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:22,780 And...you'’ll care for a friend and help your brother'’s beloved. 307 00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:25,653 - And? - A new horse. 308 00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:29,004 - Done. - Fine. Little brat. 309 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,832 Keep her safe. 310 00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:34,357 And whatever you do, make sure she'’s at tomorrow'’s confirmation. 311 00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:36,403 Mum, she cannot go to that thing. 312 00:17:36,446 --> 00:17:38,274 She'’s gonna be fried out of her mind. 313 00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:42,583 Willow? 314 00:17:42,626 --> 00:17:44,498 Darling... 315 00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:46,152 It'’s the Queen. 316 00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:48,415 See? She'’s fine. 317 00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:51,157 The Queen of Mean. 318 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,506 She'’s perfect. 319 00:17:52,549 --> 00:17:55,683 The Queen of Mean stole my dream. 320 00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:56,858 [Laughs] 321 00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,514 Okay, don'’t leave your room. 322 00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:02,516 I'’ll come back and check on you and... 323 00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:04,692 if she gets worse... 324 00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:07,216 use the panic button and call our doctor. 325 00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:10,045 Fine. But what about the press? 326 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,091 If we can avoid it, we should. 327 00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:15,964 But our days of killing Queen candidates are over. 328 00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:17,966 Press be damned. 329 00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:24,451 Safe journey...poor thing. 330 00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:26,453 Nice tits. 331 00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:28,411 Oh! God'’s sake. 332 00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:30,631 Good luck. 333 00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:43,426 [Yaps] 334 00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:44,993 Eurgh. 335 00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:46,951 [Chatter] 336 00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:55,786 Quite impressive, putting King Douchebag in his place. 337 00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:59,616 - I liked it. - Thanks. 338 00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:03,925 To tell you the truth... it turned me on a little. 339 00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:07,842 I'’ve been a bit secluded lately. 340 00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:10,453 How would you like to get out of here? 341 00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:13,108 I'’m not sure Princess Eleanor would approve of that. 342 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,545 What'’s that shit show have to do with it? 343 00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:17,808 You have no idea who I am, do you? 344 00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:19,680 Should I? 345 00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:21,595 Jasper Frost, King'’s Bodyguard. 346 00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:25,468 The King'’s Bodyguard? Well done, you. 347 00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:28,210 It doesn'’t pay so well, though, does it? 348 00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:30,169 I could make it worth your while. 349 00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:32,214 Sorry, let me try that again. 350 00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:34,390 Jasper Frost, King'’s Bodyguard, 351 00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:36,914 solved King Simon'’s murder, recently got shot, 352 00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:40,135 currently dating Princess Eleanor, your niece. 353 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,224 If you say so. 354 00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:44,183 Offer stands. 355 00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:51,668 This place is so weird. 356 00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:53,801 Oh. Ooh! Who'’s the good girl? 357 00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:56,717 Ah. Oh, I love your fur! 358 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:59,720 Oh, I love your fur. I just love your fur. 359 00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:03,289 Get off me! 360 00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:05,639 - [Tinkling] - Oh, my God, it'’s a star. 361 00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:09,295 - Actually, Willow, it'’s a bomb. - [She gasps] It'’s a bomb! 362 00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:12,254 Boom! 363 00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:16,432 Now, listen. You can either have a good trip, or you can have a bad trip. 364 00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:19,130 Okay? If you feel safe and happy, 365 00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:21,045 you'’re more likely to have a good trip. 366 00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:23,396 But if you'’re all stressed out and sad, 367 00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:25,006 you'’re looking at a bad trip. 368 00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:28,314 So you need to just try and think about happy thoughts. 369 00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:30,533 - Happy thoughts. - Happy thoughts. 370 00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:33,580 Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, 371 00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:35,973 happy, happy, happy... 372 00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:42,241 How about some music? 373 00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:45,331 [Music starts] 374 00:20:47,768 --> 00:20:51,119 That'’s it. Ride it out. 375 00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:53,774 - Ahh... - See? It'’s a good trip. 376 00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:56,559 Not a bad trip. 377 00:20:56,603 --> 00:20:59,562 - You'’re on fire. - Exactly... 378 00:20:59,606 --> 00:21:01,477 No! You'’re on fire! 379 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,526 [Groaning] 380 00:21:09,572 --> 00:21:12,053 Are you OK? Just... Just don'’t move, okay? 381 00:21:12,096 --> 00:21:14,011 I need to call someone. 382 00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:17,101 - [Electric bell] - I need a doctor 383 00:21:17,145 --> 00:21:18,799 to come to my room right away, please, 384 00:21:18,842 --> 00:21:21,018 because I have a situation that is not... 385 00:21:21,062 --> 00:21:23,630 Oh, shit! Never mind. 386 00:21:25,414 --> 00:21:26,850 Willow! 387 00:21:30,463 --> 00:21:33,335 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 388 00:21:34,423 --> 00:21:37,644 [Mock wailing and laughter] 389 00:21:39,733 --> 00:21:41,996 Alright, now you'’re just starting to piss me off. 390 00:21:42,039 --> 00:21:44,825 - [Chuckling] - Get over here. 391 00:21:44,868 --> 00:21:48,307 - [Pretends to scream] - Oh? Seriously? You'’re gonna make me chase you? 392 00:21:50,874 --> 00:21:52,615 [Thudding] 393 00:21:53,486 --> 00:21:55,270 [She groans] 394 00:21:56,402 --> 00:21:59,361 [Groaning] 395 00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:02,799 This is not what I had in mind when I asked you to watch her. 396 00:22:02,843 --> 00:22:06,150 Oh, whatever, Mum, I got her back. 397 00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:08,196 I still get the horse. 398 00:22:08,239 --> 00:22:10,372 And plus I get more time with you. 399 00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:13,984 Come on, sit down. Talk to me. I'’ve missed you. 400 00:22:18,641 --> 00:22:21,905 Well...the Hoteleanors are quite impressive. 401 00:22:21,949 --> 00:22:23,951 I'’ve been very proud of you. 402 00:22:23,994 --> 00:22:25,909 Thank you, Mum. 403 00:22:25,953 --> 00:22:29,870 But, I mean, Sebastian has helped me quite a bit. 404 00:22:29,913 --> 00:22:32,742 Have the two of you ever even spoken? 405 00:22:32,786 --> 00:22:35,658 We...crossed paths at my birthday party. 406 00:22:35,702 --> 00:22:37,704 - Oh, of course you did. - [She gulps] 407 00:22:37,747 --> 00:22:39,923 He'’s a really... 408 00:22:39,967 --> 00:22:41,925 really good friend. 409 00:22:44,014 --> 00:22:48,628 Hey, Mum, erm, you know that pen? 410 00:22:48,671 --> 00:22:50,717 You know, for Dad'’s legacy exhibit? 411 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:53,589 I said that I found it in your room. I didn'’t. 412 00:22:53,633 --> 00:22:58,202 I gave it away and then I had to get it back. 413 00:22:58,246 --> 00:23:01,815 I'’m the Robin Hood that'’s been leaving things for people. 414 00:23:01,858 --> 00:23:04,339 You'’re not? Darling, that'’s dangerous. 415 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,428 Yeah, I know, Mum. That'’s what Jasper said. 416 00:23:06,472 --> 00:23:11,041 But it makes people happy. It makes me really happy. 417 00:23:11,085 --> 00:23:13,130 I understand that. 418 00:23:13,174 --> 00:23:16,351 But there are other ways to make the world a better place. 419 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:20,355 We can discuss it when Willow stops being quite such a handful. 420 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:23,402 But...I appreciate you telling me the truth. 421 00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:26,666 It'’s better, isn't it? 422 00:23:26,709 --> 00:23:29,538 Not keeping secrets from each other. 423 00:23:29,582 --> 00:23:31,366 Yes, it is. 424 00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,762 Right...get some rest. 425 00:23:35,805 --> 00:23:37,416 Yeah. 426 00:23:43,204 --> 00:23:45,206 No! What the shit? 427 00:23:45,249 --> 00:23:47,208 Wait for it. 428 00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:50,733 Ow. Ooh. 429 00:23:51,517 --> 00:23:53,780 [Moaning] Ohh... 430 00:23:54,737 --> 00:23:56,870 Hello, dear. 431 00:23:56,913 --> 00:23:58,959 How are you feeling? 432 00:23:59,002 --> 00:24:00,830 Terrible. 433 00:24:01,614 --> 00:24:04,530 What happened? 434 00:24:04,573 --> 00:24:07,968 Erm, well... someone drugged you. 435 00:24:08,011 --> 00:24:11,754 Yeah. And then you lit yourself on fire. 436 00:24:11,798 --> 00:24:14,235 And then you pretended to be a ghost. 437 00:24:14,278 --> 00:24:17,194 And then you knocked yourself unconscious. 438 00:24:17,238 --> 00:24:19,545 That'’s exactly how I feel. 439 00:24:19,588 --> 00:24:21,808 Well, the worst of it'’s probably over. 440 00:24:21,851 --> 00:24:25,202 You may get some flashbacks. LSD can be like that. 441 00:24:25,246 --> 00:24:27,422 - LSD? - Mm. 442 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:30,294 Please tell me I'’m not on LSD. 443 00:24:30,338 --> 00:24:33,863 Darling, I did tell you that marijuana is a gateway drug. 444 00:24:33,907 --> 00:24:35,474 Ohh. 445 00:24:36,562 --> 00:24:39,216 Oh. Hey... 446 00:24:39,260 --> 00:24:40,870 Come on. Hey. 447 00:24:40,914 --> 00:24:44,091 You'’re going to be just fine. Just...in a couple of days. 448 00:24:44,134 --> 00:24:46,528 I don'’t have a couple of days. 449 00:24:46,572 --> 00:24:48,878 I have to answer their last question tomorrow 450 00:24:48,922 --> 00:24:50,663 or they won'’t let me be Queen. 451 00:24:50,706 --> 00:24:53,579 - Would that be the worst thing? - How can you say that? 452 00:24:53,622 --> 00:24:58,409 No-one was drugging you when you were just our social media hag. 453 00:24:58,453 --> 00:25:00,803 It wouldn'’t be the worst thing not to be Queen, 454 00:25:00,847 --> 00:25:04,981 but... [SIGHS] ..not to marry Robby... 455 00:25:05,025 --> 00:25:07,418 that would be devastating. 456 00:25:09,856 --> 00:25:13,947 Hey. Whoever did this to you can'’t stop you. 457 00:25:16,166 --> 00:25:19,605 They mess with you, they mess with me. 458 00:25:19,648 --> 00:25:22,695 Yeah? Okay. Now, get in. 459 00:25:22,738 --> 00:25:25,045 - And get some rest. - Mm. 460 00:25:25,088 --> 00:25:26,829 In you get. 461 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:31,225 Yep. Just gotta sleep it off. 462 00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:36,665 - Len... - Yes? 463 00:25:36,709 --> 00:25:38,928 Am I okay? 464 00:25:38,972 --> 00:25:41,104 You'’re okay. 465 00:25:41,148 --> 00:25:42,802 Promise. 466 00:25:43,629 --> 00:25:45,544 [Eleanor groans] 467 00:25:46,936 --> 00:25:49,069 Are you sure? 468 00:25:49,112 --> 00:25:51,593 No. 469 00:25:51,637 --> 00:25:54,117 You'’re doomed. 470 00:25:54,161 --> 00:25:55,466 [Shrieks] 471 00:25:57,643 --> 00:26:00,820 - Scary witch. Scary witch. - Right. 472 00:26:00,863 --> 00:26:03,344 So you'’re not okay just yet. 473 00:26:03,387 --> 00:26:06,086 Scary witch. Scary witch. 474 00:26:15,225 --> 00:26:17,706 I want to thank you all for being here tonight. 475 00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:20,970 The conversation we'’re about to have requires your discretion, 476 00:26:21,014 --> 00:26:23,886 your loyalty and your silence. 477 00:26:23,930 --> 00:26:26,715 That being said, Mr. Frost, 478 00:26:26,759 --> 00:26:29,675 would you kindly step outside and close the door? 479 00:26:29,718 --> 00:26:32,112 I need to speak to the titled men of influence, 480 00:26:32,155 --> 00:26:33,635 not the titled help. 481 00:26:33,679 --> 00:26:35,768 These men are important. 482 00:26:35,811 --> 00:26:37,944 Do us a favor and keep us safe, yes? 483 00:26:53,916 --> 00:26:57,441 Sat at this table is our past, gentlemen. 484 00:26:57,485 --> 00:26:59,661 And also our future. 485 00:26:59,705 --> 00:27:01,707 You want to see the new world? 486 00:27:01,750 --> 00:27:03,709 Look around you. 487 00:27:03,752 --> 00:27:07,451 Without Parliament, the men at this table run Great Britain. 488 00:27:07,495 --> 00:27:09,584 You are the pinnacle of nobility - 489 00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:12,500 dukes, earls, barons, viscounts, 490 00:27:12,543 --> 00:27:14,937 lords and marquesses. 491 00:27:14,981 --> 00:27:17,287 In short, we run this shit. 492 00:27:17,331 --> 00:27:19,420 [Laughter] 493 00:27:19,463 --> 00:27:21,683 There was once a feudal system, 494 00:27:21,727 --> 00:27:24,164 a society run by noble peerages. 495 00:27:24,207 --> 00:27:26,862 And with Parliament temporarily disbanded, 496 00:27:26,906 --> 00:27:29,299 we have that once again. 497 00:27:29,343 --> 00:27:33,739 What if I was to tell you that it isn'’t temporary? 498 00:27:33,782 --> 00:27:36,611 That tonight I'’ve gathered all of you - my Round Table - 499 00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:39,222 not merely to celebrate my nuptials 500 00:27:39,266 --> 00:27:40,963 but to tell you this. 501 00:27:41,007 --> 00:27:42,835 The country is doing better. 502 00:27:42,878 --> 00:27:44,575 The people are happy. 503 00:27:44,619 --> 00:27:47,970 So I'’ve decided to keep things the way they are... 504 00:27:48,014 --> 00:27:50,320 for the rest of time. 505 00:27:50,364 --> 00:27:53,236 - Hear, hear. - Hear, hear. 506 00:28:02,942 --> 00:28:04,813 ♪ LAY: The Blue Stones 507 00:28:04,857 --> 00:28:09,165 ♪ It'’s not over now ♪ 508 00:28:09,209 --> 00:28:15,389 ♪ Don'’t lay your flag and turn away ♪ 509 00:28:15,432 --> 00:28:18,697 ♪ It'’s not over now... ♪ 510 00:28:20,046 --> 00:28:22,831 You'’re so ugly. 511 00:28:22,875 --> 00:28:24,659 Don'’t call me ugly. 512 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:26,226 Ugly. 513 00:28:26,269 --> 00:28:29,490 That'’s it. Go back to Eleanor. 514 00:28:29,533 --> 00:28:32,623 She'’ll keep you safe until you face tomorrow'’s council. 515 00:28:32,667 --> 00:28:34,800 That'’s why you did this. 516 00:28:34,843 --> 00:28:36,671 That'’s why you wanted me this way. 517 00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:38,499 I don'’t know what you're talking about. 518 00:28:38,542 --> 00:28:41,850 You want me to fail tomorrow'’s test so you can be Queen. 519 00:28:41,894 --> 00:28:43,765 Those are the drugs talking. 520 00:28:43,809 --> 00:28:46,812 You'’ve been out to get me since the day we met. Haven'’t you? 521 00:28:46,855 --> 00:28:49,031 - Is that what you think? - Haven'’t you? 522 00:28:49,075 --> 00:28:51,251 Get off of me! 523 00:28:51,294 --> 00:28:54,080 [Willow growls] You think you can scare me? 524 00:28:54,123 --> 00:28:56,865 You think you can chase me away? 525 00:28:56,909 --> 00:28:59,259 You...can'’t! 526 00:28:59,302 --> 00:29:02,262 You want to drug me and call me ugly? 527 00:29:02,305 --> 00:29:04,046 I said "lovely"! 528 00:29:04,090 --> 00:29:07,136 You liar! 529 00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:09,922 - Willow, please! - [Gasps] 530 00:29:09,965 --> 00:29:13,621 Lovely! I said you look lovely. 531 00:29:13,664 --> 00:29:14,970 [Groans] 532 00:29:29,419 --> 00:29:33,467 You are so not getting a horse. 533 00:29:33,510 --> 00:29:37,297 ♪ Please don'’t leave me with another ♪ 534 00:29:37,340 --> 00:29:39,125 ♪ With another 535 00:29:46,306 --> 00:29:48,961 I nearly drowned her. 536 00:29:49,004 --> 00:29:51,615 The Queen of England. 537 00:29:51,659 --> 00:29:56,446 I nearly suffocated her in a vat of chocolatey goodness. 538 00:29:56,490 --> 00:29:58,622 There are worse ways to go. 539 00:29:58,666 --> 00:30:01,190 I have the tribunal tomorrow. 540 00:30:01,234 --> 00:30:02,844 She'’ll never forgive me. 541 00:30:02,888 --> 00:30:05,847 Oh, come on. Stop it. 542 00:30:05,891 --> 00:30:09,416 Shit like this happens all the time around here. You know that. 543 00:30:09,459 --> 00:30:11,766 This doesn'’t even make the royal top ten. 544 00:30:13,942 --> 00:30:16,466 What'’s the best thing about being royal? 545 00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:19,687 The best thing... 546 00:30:20,644 --> 00:30:22,995 Hm... It'’s hard to say. 547 00:30:23,038 --> 00:30:27,564 Then...what'’s one really great thing? 548 00:30:33,135 --> 00:30:34,833 The way they look at you 549 00:30:34,876 --> 00:30:36,878 when you walk into a room 550 00:30:36,922 --> 00:30:39,446 or you make an appearance, you meet someone 551 00:30:39,489 --> 00:30:41,796 for the first time. 552 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,581 They look at you like they'’re gonna remember that moment 553 00:30:44,625 --> 00:30:46,627 for the rest of their lives. 554 00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:52,938 And what'’s the worst thing? 555 00:30:55,810 --> 00:30:59,335 The way they look at you. 556 00:30:59,379 --> 00:31:02,164 Centuries ago, the King relied on his noblemen 557 00:31:02,208 --> 00:31:05,167 to maintain order and stability across his kingdom. 558 00:31:06,038 --> 00:31:08,867 Territorial kings. 559 00:31:08,910 --> 00:31:11,870 Once I have a system of governance in place, 560 00:31:11,913 --> 00:31:14,611 each of you will have a share of my reign. 561 00:31:14,655 --> 00:31:16,526 And the price that you will pay for it 562 00:31:16,570 --> 00:31:18,398 is a price you'’re already paying. 563 00:31:18,441 --> 00:31:20,313 Loyalty. 564 00:31:21,270 --> 00:31:23,664 To King and country. 565 00:31:23,707 --> 00:31:25,884 [GUESTS] God save the King! 566 00:31:38,505 --> 00:31:39,941 Magnificent. 567 00:31:39,985 --> 00:31:42,378 Truly magnificent, Robby. 568 00:31:42,422 --> 00:31:46,121 Not just the Parliament bait and switch, but all of it. 569 00:31:46,165 --> 00:31:48,428 Such grand theatre. 570 00:31:48,471 --> 00:31:51,692 And leaving the seat next to you open... 571 00:31:51,735 --> 00:31:53,215 bravo. 572 00:31:53,259 --> 00:31:56,871 As my one-nut uncle has astutely observed, 573 00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:59,482 the seat to my right remains empty... 574 00:31:59,526 --> 00:32:02,442 to be filled by my most trusted lieutenant. 575 00:32:03,356 --> 00:32:05,532 You are all good men, 576 00:32:05,575 --> 00:32:08,317 but only one of you may occupy this seat. 577 00:32:08,361 --> 00:32:11,233 Let the blood sport begin. 578 00:32:11,277 --> 00:32:13,540 You'’ve had your fun, dear Uncle. 579 00:32:13,583 --> 00:32:17,109 Now it'’s time for you to go - back to obscurity. 580 00:32:17,152 --> 00:32:18,719 Of course. 581 00:32:19,502 --> 00:32:22,505 I'’ll go. 582 00:32:22,549 --> 00:32:26,422 But, before I do, let me just say this. 583 00:32:26,466 --> 00:32:30,339 I'’ve been the King and I'’ve occupied the throne. 584 00:32:30,383 --> 00:32:34,300 And when I did, I didn'’t give two shits about any of you dickheads. 585 00:32:34,343 --> 00:32:36,737 And neither does he. 586 00:32:39,261 --> 00:32:42,873 Your deal with the Devil is just that. 587 00:32:42,917 --> 00:32:45,702 What happens when Adolf Junior 588 00:32:45,746 --> 00:32:48,357 decides to change the rules? 589 00:32:48,401 --> 00:32:50,751 When he wants what you have? 590 00:32:50,794 --> 00:32:53,145 When you disagree with him? 591 00:32:53,188 --> 00:32:55,625 Parliament protects you. 592 00:32:55,669 --> 00:32:58,280 The House of Lords affords you a voice. 593 00:32:58,324 --> 00:33:00,891 Not this arsehole. 594 00:33:00,935 --> 00:33:04,286 I know because I was that arsehole. 595 00:33:04,330 --> 00:33:07,507 Stand with me. Push back. 596 00:33:07,550 --> 00:33:10,423 Hell, someone kill this arrogant son of a bitch 597 00:33:10,466 --> 00:33:12,425 before he tries to take over the world. 598 00:33:12,468 --> 00:33:14,949 The time for violence is now. 599 00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:16,472 [Liam growls] 600 00:33:19,649 --> 00:33:22,522 You want violence? I'’ll give you violence! 601 00:33:22,565 --> 00:33:24,654 [Fist crunching into face] 602 00:33:58,471 --> 00:34:00,038 It'’s okay. 603 00:34:00,081 --> 00:34:02,388 You did what you needed to do. 604 00:34:02,431 --> 00:34:04,607 Now it'’s done. 605 00:34:05,826 --> 00:34:07,784 Stay there, brother, 606 00:34:07,828 --> 00:34:10,483 in the seat next to me. 607 00:34:10,526 --> 00:34:12,702 It'’s where you've always belonged. 608 00:34:31,025 --> 00:34:32,505 Willow? 609 00:34:32,548 --> 00:34:34,594 [Muffled] In here. 610 00:34:35,595 --> 00:34:37,118 [Groans softly] 611 00:34:43,690 --> 00:34:46,475 What are you doing in there? 612 00:34:46,519 --> 00:34:48,912 - I don'’t remember. - It'’s okay. 613 00:34:48,956 --> 00:34:51,306 I'’ve been there. Come on. 614 00:35:08,976 --> 00:35:13,154 It was Cassandra. She'’s the one who drugged me. 615 00:35:13,198 --> 00:35:14,503 Oh. 616 00:35:14,547 --> 00:35:16,679 Remind me to um... 617 00:35:16,723 --> 00:35:19,160 to ruin that bitch, right after I... 618 00:35:19,204 --> 00:35:22,598 sleep for a few days. 619 00:35:22,642 --> 00:35:24,165 By the way, in about 30 minutes, 620 00:35:24,209 --> 00:35:26,646 you need to be in front of the confirmation committee. 621 00:35:26,689 --> 00:35:28,169 I know. 622 00:35:28,213 --> 00:35:29,997 I can'’t do it. 623 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,826 You have to. 624 00:35:32,869 --> 00:35:36,090 Don'’t you think my mother could reschedule the thing if she wanted to? 625 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:38,745 She'’s the Queen. 626 00:35:38,788 --> 00:35:42,531 But she didn'’t, because life isn'’t going to stand down... 627 00:35:42,575 --> 00:35:44,229 every time you have a bad night, 628 00:35:44,272 --> 00:35:47,188 and neither is the crown. 629 00:35:47,232 --> 00:35:50,148 You'’re one question away. 630 00:35:50,191 --> 00:35:53,107 If you quit now... 631 00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:56,110 ..you'’ll wake up one night and wonder "What if?" and... 632 00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:59,113 trust me, the "What ifs?" are a lot worse 633 00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:02,029 than a few stupid people in a room. 634 00:36:03,204 --> 00:36:05,946 You'’re better to just... 635 00:36:05,989 --> 00:36:09,210 ..give it a shot, you know, and then live with the fact 636 00:36:09,254 --> 00:36:11,430 that you did what you could. 637 00:36:14,563 --> 00:36:16,435 Thank you. 638 00:36:18,045 --> 00:36:20,003 For taking care of me. 639 00:36:20,047 --> 00:36:21,614 That'’s what family do. 640 00:36:21,657 --> 00:36:23,616 That'’s what sisters do. 641 00:36:24,486 --> 00:36:27,185 Hm. 642 00:36:27,228 --> 00:36:29,535 We have to find you something to wear. 643 00:36:29,578 --> 00:36:32,929 Well, then, Wilhelmina, it'’s good to see you... 644 00:36:32,973 --> 00:36:34,670 Ish. 645 00:36:35,932 --> 00:36:37,325 Would you like a minute? 646 00:36:42,548 --> 00:36:45,246 Nah, I think I'’m good. 647 00:36:45,290 --> 00:36:47,944 Are you sure? 648 00:36:47,988 --> 00:36:52,514 Not really. To be honest, I'’m tired, I'm sore and I'’m 649 00:36:52,558 --> 00:36:55,822 quite possibly still under the influence of a Class-A narcotic, 650 00:36:55,865 --> 00:36:59,652 so just ask me whatever you want to ask me, 651 00:36:59,695 --> 00:37:01,175 please. 652 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,960 Right. Our final question is this. 653 00:37:05,527 --> 00:37:07,877 Why would you make a great Queen? 654 00:37:09,314 --> 00:37:10,967 [Laughs] 655 00:37:11,011 --> 00:37:13,753 Shit. I don'’t know. 656 00:37:13,796 --> 00:37:16,625 Some days I wonder if I'’ll make a great anything. 657 00:37:16,669 --> 00:37:19,106 Or if I even have greatness inside of me. 658 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,632 If you'’re asking me if I care about being Queen, 659 00:37:23,676 --> 00:37:26,026 if I take it seriously and try every day 660 00:37:26,069 --> 00:37:27,767 not to diminish who you'’ve been, 661 00:37:27,810 --> 00:37:30,552 and what you and centuries of queens before me have built, 662 00:37:30,596 --> 00:37:34,426 then the answer is yes - I would and I will. 663 00:37:34,469 --> 00:37:36,906 But, with all due respect... 664 00:37:36,950 --> 00:37:39,126 what Robert thinks of me... 665 00:37:39,169 --> 00:37:41,824 how he sees me and how he feels about me, 666 00:37:41,868 --> 00:37:44,087 how I feel about myself, 667 00:37:44,131 --> 00:37:47,134 that'’s more important than how all of you feel about me. 668 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:50,572 I love your son. 669 00:37:50,616 --> 00:37:53,140 If I have to be a Queen to be with him, I will, 670 00:37:53,183 --> 00:37:55,273 and I'’ll do the best I can. 671 00:37:55,316 --> 00:37:57,013 But none of that will have to do with 672 00:37:57,057 --> 00:38:00,756 any of the questions you'’ve asked me for the last few days. 673 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:03,237 Now, if you'’ll excuse me, it'’s been a long night 674 00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:06,545 and I miss my fiance. 675 00:38:06,588 --> 00:38:09,112 If you'’ve ever been in love... 676 00:38:09,156 --> 00:38:11,158 you know what I mean. 677 00:38:32,397 --> 00:38:35,138 I think you broke my nose, you prick. 678 00:38:35,182 --> 00:38:38,533 You disrespected the King. It had to be done. 679 00:38:39,404 --> 00:38:41,275 And? 680 00:38:43,756 --> 00:38:46,498 He bought it. 681 00:38:46,541 --> 00:38:49,065 I told you Parliament wasn'’t temporary. 682 00:38:49,109 --> 00:38:51,285 Just like I told you he caused the blackout. 683 00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:53,722 - But can we prove it? - Can we? 684 00:38:53,766 --> 00:38:55,855 No. 685 00:38:55,898 --> 00:38:58,901 But he can. 686 00:38:58,945 --> 00:39:01,774 Meet my new friend - Aston Lange. 687 00:39:01,817 --> 00:39:04,254 He has quite a tale to tell you. 688 00:39:17,529 --> 00:39:19,095 [Laughs] Wow! 689 00:39:19,139 --> 00:39:22,098 Is this the, uh... work of my sister? 690 00:39:22,142 --> 00:39:25,275 It'’s the work of Cassandra. 691 00:39:25,319 --> 00:39:28,104 She was in the palace last night. 692 00:39:28,148 --> 00:39:30,498 She is a master manipulator. 693 00:39:30,542 --> 00:39:33,066 I'’ll speak to James Hill. 694 00:39:33,109 --> 00:39:35,242 Why does she keep pursuing you, Robby? 695 00:39:36,896 --> 00:39:39,986 Because I'’m the King. 696 00:39:40,029 --> 00:39:43,903 And, I assume, because Cassandra'’s not used to hearing the word "No." 697 00:39:43,946 --> 00:39:46,122 Is that all it is? 698 00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:50,605 She was here not long ago. 699 00:39:52,172 --> 00:39:54,392 The night we got engaged, actually. 700 00:39:54,435 --> 00:39:56,611 And you didn'’t tell me? 701 00:39:56,655 --> 00:39:58,483 Nothing happened. 702 00:39:58,526 --> 00:40:00,702 You should'’ve told me. 703 00:40:00,746 --> 00:40:02,661 I didn'’t want to alarm you. 704 00:40:05,925 --> 00:40:08,449 I want to believe in you. 705 00:40:08,493 --> 00:40:11,409 And I want to believe in us but it'’s not easy. 706 00:40:13,802 --> 00:40:16,675 You can. I promise you. 707 00:40:19,155 --> 00:40:20,635 No more secrets. 708 00:40:22,028 --> 00:40:24,117 No more secrets. 709 00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:27,294 ♪ I'’m not giving up ♪ 710 00:40:27,337 --> 00:40:28,861 ♪ Not gonna run 711 00:40:28,904 --> 00:40:31,211 ♪ I'’ll be there when you need me ♪ 712 00:40:31,254 --> 00:40:33,387 ♪ Even if it hurts 713 00:40:37,522 --> 00:40:39,654 ♪ Even if it hurts 714 00:40:44,050 --> 00:40:47,183 ♪ These nails in my hands 715 00:40:47,227 --> 00:40:49,751 ♪ Erasing all the lines... 716 00:40:49,795 --> 00:40:52,406 - Did you punch anyone? - No. 717 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:54,408 Good boy. I'’m proud of you. 718 00:40:56,105 --> 00:40:58,499 How was Robby? Was he nice to you? 719 00:41:00,545 --> 00:41:02,372 Yeah, he was great. 720 00:41:03,548 --> 00:41:06,028 How was your night? 721 00:41:06,072 --> 00:41:07,900 Oh, fairly routine. 722 00:41:09,205 --> 00:41:10,859 Willow got drugged by some... 723 00:41:10,903 --> 00:41:12,774 crazy bitch who wants the crown, 724 00:41:12,818 --> 00:41:16,822 so I nursed her through a bad LSD trip. 725 00:41:16,865 --> 00:41:19,477 - So, nothing unusual, then? - [Laughs] 726 00:41:20,565 --> 00:41:22,567 Exactly. 727 00:41:27,223 --> 00:41:30,096 I remember I used to have nights like that all the time. 728 00:41:32,054 --> 00:41:34,274 When I was drunk or... 729 00:41:35,275 --> 00:41:37,495 ..high or out of control. 730 00:41:39,888 --> 00:41:42,500 Mostly because I was trying to find something. 731 00:41:47,113 --> 00:41:48,941 Love, probably. 732 00:41:51,291 --> 00:41:53,467 ♪ I'’m not giving up on you ♪ 733 00:41:56,078 --> 00:41:57,863 Thank you for helping me find it. 734 00:41:57,906 --> 00:42:00,866 ♪ How long will it take for you to lean on me? ♪ 735 00:42:00,909 --> 00:42:03,825 ♪ Time to let it go so you can finally be... ♪ 736 00:42:03,869 --> 00:42:06,872 Thank you for finding me. 737 00:42:06,915 --> 00:42:10,179 ♪ Slow 738 00:42:12,921 --> 00:42:15,924 ♪ Even if it hurts 739 00:42:15,968 --> 00:42:19,493 ♪ Even if it makes me bleed 740 00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:21,495 ♪ I'’m gonna carry you ♪ 741 00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:25,238 ♪ Pushing through with the dirt on my sleeves ♪ 742 00:42:25,281 --> 00:42:26,979 ♪ Even if it hurts 743 00:42:28,197 --> 00:42:31,026 I wasn'’t sure you'd come. 744 00:42:31,070 --> 00:42:33,942 - I wasn'’t sure you'd come. - I didn'’t want to. 745 00:42:33,986 --> 00:42:35,509 I didn'’t want to. 746 00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:38,033 [ROBERT] I can'’t help but every time I see you, 747 00:42:38,077 --> 00:42:41,515 I remember the feelings I had for you when we were together. 748 00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:45,432 - I'’m a bad person. - I'’m a bad person. 749 00:42:45,475 --> 00:42:47,565 But my girl'’s one very good liar. 750 00:42:47,608 --> 00:42:49,305 [She laughs] 751 00:42:49,349 --> 00:42:51,003 He doesn'’t suspect a thing. 752 00:42:52,526 --> 00:42:54,310 We'’re in. 753 00:42:55,355 --> 00:42:57,313 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 754 00:42:58,750 --> 00:43:00,360 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 755 00:43:01,666 --> 00:43:02,841 ♪ Yeah, yeah 756 00:43:13,416 --> 00:43:14,853 ♪ Hey! 757 00:43:20,946 --> 00:43:22,295 ♪ Hey!