1 00:00:00,968 --> 00:00:04,470 ¶¶ 2 00:00:14,715 --> 00:00:15,814 FIRE! 3 00:00:15,816 --> 00:00:16,915 [ EXPLOSION ] 4 00:00:16,917 --> 00:00:18,350 YEAH! 5 00:00:21,622 --> 00:00:23,922 [ GROANING ] 6 00:00:23,924 --> 00:00:25,424 [ WHINES ] 7 00:00:26,627 --> 00:00:29,261 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME. 8 00:00:29,263 --> 00:00:31,663 I'M DOWN AND LEFT ON EVERY SHOT. 9 00:00:31,665 --> 00:00:33,265 HERE, LET ME TAKE A LOOK. 10 00:00:35,436 --> 00:00:39,204 TRY BENDING YOUR ELBOW A LITTLE BIT. 11 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:42,808 MAYBE SLIDE YOUR HAND BACK A HALF INCH OR SO. 12 00:00:42,810 --> 00:00:45,277 [ GUNSHOT ] 13 00:00:47,048 --> 00:00:54,086 ¶ WHOA, MY LOVE ¶ 14 00:00:54,088 --> 00:00:56,822 ¶ MY DARLING ¶ 15 00:00:56,824 --> 00:00:57,856 [ GUNSHOT ] 16 00:00:57,858 --> 00:01:00,392 ¶ I'VE HUNGERED FOR YOUR TOUCH ¶ 17 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:03,162 [ GUNSHOT, ELECTRICITY FIZZLES ] 18 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:07,766 [ MAN GROANS ] 19 00:01:07,768 --> 00:01:10,335 NO, I CAN'T DO THIS. 20 00:01:10,337 --> 00:01:12,171 YOU'RE GREAT AT THIS. YOUR TONGUE TOUCHED 21 00:01:12,173 --> 00:01:13,639 THE HANGY THING IN THE BACK OF MY THROAT. 22 00:01:13,641 --> 00:01:14,807 NO, GEILS. 23 00:01:14,809 --> 00:01:16,375 I MEAN, I CAN'T GET CLOSE TO ANOTHER PARTNER. 24 00:01:16,377 --> 00:01:17,810 TRIBECA, AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH, 25 00:01:17,812 --> 00:01:19,945 YOU CAN'T TELL ME YOU DON'T HAVE FEELINGS FOR ME. 26 00:01:19,947 --> 00:01:22,881 [ SIGHS ] 27 00:01:22,883 --> 00:01:27,553 ¶¶ 28 00:01:28,189 --> 00:01:31,256 [ CHUCKLES ] 29 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:33,592 I DON'T HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU. 30 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:38,730 YOU'RE JUST NEVER GONNA LET ANYONE IN THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? 31 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:40,299 SEE YOU AROUND, PARTNER. 32 00:01:40,301 --> 00:01:42,968 ADIOS, PARTNER. 33 00:01:42,970 --> 00:01:45,304 LATER, ANGIE. 34 00:01:52,847 --> 00:01:56,982 [ MICHAEL JACKSON'S "THRILLER" PLAYS ] 35 00:01:56,984 --> 00:02:00,586 [ ZOMBIES GROANING ] 36 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:01,787 [ WHIMPERS ] 37 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:07,826 ¶ IT'S PLAIN TO SEE THAT YOU ALREADY ¶ 38 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:10,162 HEY, WHY THE LONG FACE? 39 00:02:10,164 --> 00:02:11,763 I WAS A FORCEPS BABY. 40 00:02:11,765 --> 00:02:14,299 HEY, WHERE'S THE NORMAL BARTENDER, REGULAR PETE? 41 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:15,334 YEAH, HE HAD THE NIGHT OFF. 42 00:02:15,336 --> 00:02:17,102 I'VE NEVER KNOWN HIM TO TAKE THE NIGHT OFF. 43 00:02:17,104 --> 00:02:18,370 THAT'S WHY WE CALLED HIM PETE. 44 00:02:18,372 --> 00:02:20,939 WAIT, I REMEMBER. HE DIED. 45 00:02:20,941 --> 00:02:22,274 OH, WOW, THAT'S SAD. 46 00:02:22,276 --> 00:02:23,542 HOW ABOUT A DRINK? 47 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:25,177 IN HONOR OF REGULAR PERT. 48 00:02:25,179 --> 00:02:26,712 PETE, REGULAR PETE. 49 00:02:26,714 --> 00:02:29,381 YEAH, RIGHT, THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 50 00:02:30,217 --> 00:02:31,850 Angie: DROWNING YOUR SORROWS? 51 00:02:31,852 --> 00:02:34,186 YEAH, I GOT FEELINGS FOR MY PARTNER, 52 00:02:34,188 --> 00:02:36,121 BUT SHE DOESN'T WANT TO RECIP... 53 00:02:36,123 --> 00:02:37,656 HEY. 54 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:40,359 LOOK, YOU DON'T THINK I WANT TO RECIP? 55 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:43,896 OF COURSE, I WANT TO RECIP, BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 56 00:02:43,898 --> 00:02:45,364 I'VE HAD 236 PARTNERS, 57 00:02:45,366 --> 00:02:48,300 AND I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM. 58 00:02:48,302 --> 00:02:50,402 THAT'S SO NORMAL. 59 00:02:50,404 --> 00:02:52,638 AND SOMETHING BAD HAS HAPPENED TO EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM. 60 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:55,207 SO, THE ODDS OF SOMETHING HAPPENING TO ME ARE ZERO. 61 00:02:55,209 --> 00:02:57,543 IF I EVER LOST YOU... 62 00:02:57,545 --> 00:03:00,012 NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN TO ME, KID. 63 00:03:00,014 --> 00:03:01,513 I SWEAR. 64 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:03,949 OKAY. 65 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:05,918 LET'S DO THIS. 66 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:08,854 I FEEL LIKE A PRINCESS IN AN OLD-FASHIONED FAIRY TALE. 67 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:09,888 [ CHUCKLES ] 68 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:13,559 WAIT, LET ME JUST GO DRAIN THE LIZARD. 69 00:03:17,565 --> 00:03:20,599 HERE YOU GO, GEILS, ON THE HOUSE. 70 00:03:22,069 --> 00:03:24,570 THANKS. 71 00:03:27,174 --> 00:03:29,474 [ Echoing ] HEY, HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME? 72 00:03:29,476 --> 00:03:31,777 MY NAME, MY NAME. 73 00:03:31,779 --> 00:03:33,779 MY NAME. 74 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:36,048 MY NAME, MY NAME. 75 00:03:36,050 --> 00:03:40,485 YOU BETTER STOP SPINNING. YOU'RE GONNA MAKE YOURSELF SICK. 76 00:03:40,487 --> 00:03:44,489 THANKS. HEY, HOW DID YOU KNOW MY... 77 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:47,326 IT WAS THE SMOKING DRINK. 78 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:53,865 ALL RIGHT, GEILS, GET READY FOR SOME... 79 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:03,909 [ SCREAMING ] 80 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:07,379 ¶¶ 81 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:10,882 SOMETHING'S HAPPENED TO GEILS. I KNOW IT. 82 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:13,485 LET'S NOT JUMP TO ANY CONCLUSIONS. 83 00:04:13,487 --> 00:04:15,320 SOMEBODY ORDER A BODY BAG? 84 00:04:15,322 --> 00:04:16,989 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 85 00:04:16,991 --> 00:04:20,826 MAYBE GEILS JUST WENT HOME TO SLEEP OFF HIS HANGOVER. 86 00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:22,527 HE WOULD NEVER JUST LEAVE LIKE THAT. 87 00:04:22,529 --> 00:04:23,996 I'M GONNA TRY HIS PHONE AGAIN. 88 00:04:23,998 --> 00:04:25,998 [ PHONE RINGS ] 89 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,299 GEILS' PHONE. 90 00:04:27,301 --> 00:04:28,567 HEY, IT'S TRIBECA. HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? 91 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:31,670 NO, NO WORD SINCE LAST TIME YOU CALLED FIVE MINUTES AGO. 92 00:04:31,672 --> 00:04:33,171 ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY. I'M JUST WORRIED. 93 00:04:33,173 --> 00:04:35,307 IT'S OKAY. [ PHONE RINGS ] 94 00:04:35,309 --> 00:04:37,242 OH, MY BIG PHONE'S RINGING. 95 00:04:37,244 --> 00:04:38,543 TRIBECA. 96 00:04:38,545 --> 00:04:41,013 MAN: Hello, Detective Tribeca. 97 00:04:41,015 --> 00:04:42,180 I HAVE A FRIEND OF YOURS 98 00:04:42,182 --> 00:04:43,982 THAT WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 99 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:46,118 HE'S GOT GEILS. 100 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,086 TRACE THIS CALL. TRACE THIS CALL. 101 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:49,121 WHO IS THIS? 102 00:04:49,123 --> 00:04:50,656 I don't want to use my real name. 103 00:04:50,658 --> 00:04:52,457 Just call me Wilson Phillips. 104 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:55,127 WAIT, NO, THAT IS MY REAL NAME. 105 00:04:55,129 --> 00:04:56,762 JUST CALL ME WILSON P. 106 00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:59,398 You listen to me, Wilson P. 107 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,133 IF YOU TOUCH A HAIR ON MY PARTNER'S HEAD... 108 00:05:01,135 --> 00:05:04,002 NO, NO, NO, YOU LISTEN TO ME, DETECTIVE! 109 00:05:04,004 --> 00:05:05,470 If I do not get $1,000 110 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:08,006 in nonsequential coffee gift cards in 2 hours, 111 00:05:08,008 --> 00:05:10,075 THE BOMB STRAPPED TO YOUR PARTNER WILL EXPLODE. 112 00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:12,678 HOW WE DOING ON THIS TRACE? 113 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,246 KEEP TALKING? 114 00:05:14,248 --> 00:05:17,349 SO, UH, WILSON P., WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO 115 00:05:17,351 --> 00:05:20,152 WHEN YOU'RE NOT KIDNAPPING PEOPLE? 116 00:05:20,154 --> 00:05:21,386 [ LAUGHS ] 117 00:05:21,388 --> 00:05:22,621 NICE TRY. 118 00:05:22,623 --> 00:05:25,557 I LOVE SPORTS, ESPECIALLY STUFF IN THE WATER. 119 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:27,225 Snorkel, paddle board. DO WE HAVE IT? 120 00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:29,361 Sometimes I just lay on the beach, 121 00:05:29,363 --> 00:05:31,296 LET THE BIRDS EAT THE BREAD OFF MY NAKED BODY. 122 00:05:31,298 --> 00:05:32,397 That's really interesting. 123 00:05:32,399 --> 00:05:33,899 TELL ME MORE. 124 00:05:33,901 --> 00:05:35,600 Time's up, Detective! 125 00:05:35,602 --> 00:05:37,202 IS WHAT I WILL SAY IN TWO HOURS 126 00:05:37,204 --> 00:05:38,670 IF YOU DO NOT GET ME WHAT I WANT. 127 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:39,771 Goodbye. 128 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:41,506 AND GOD BLESS. 129 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:43,508 HOW DID WE DO ON THE TRACE? 130 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:45,877 HUH? DID WE GET THE TRACE? 131 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:47,746 YOU WANTED ME TO TRACE A CALL? 132 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:49,381 OH! GIRL, I WAS JAMMING. 133 00:05:49,383 --> 00:05:51,917 DAMN IT! ¶ THEY'RE BACK STABBERS ¶ 134 00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:54,820 THERE ARE OVER 15 WILSON PHILLIPSES 135 00:05:54,822 --> 00:05:56,488 IN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA. 136 00:05:56,490 --> 00:05:57,756 WE HAVE COPS TRACKING THEM, 137 00:05:57,758 --> 00:05:59,458 BUT WE'LL NEVER GET TO ALL OF THEM IN TWO HOURS. 138 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:00,692 WELL, LUCKILY, EVERY CALL 139 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:01,993 THAT COMES INTO THE PRECINCT IS RECORDED. 140 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:04,262 DID YOU AND EDELWEISS GET ANYTHING FROM THE CALL? 141 00:06:04,264 --> 00:06:07,032 UNFORTUNATELY, DR. EDELWEISS IS AT A FORENSICS CONFERENCE 142 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:09,835 IN ISTANBUL, BUT I WAS ABLE TO REACH HIM ON SKYPE. 143 00:06:11,438 --> 00:06:14,639 HELLO, DR. EDELWEISS. 144 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:18,877 DR. EDELWEISS? 145 00:06:20,647 --> 00:06:22,447 THERE'S A BIT OF A TIME DELAY. 146 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:28,553 LET'S JUST GET STARTED. 147 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:31,022 LISTEN TO THE AUDIO FROM THE PHONE CALL. 148 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:32,290 IF I DO NOT GET $1,000 149 00:06:32,292 --> 00:06:34,659 IN NON-SEQUENTIAL COFFEE GIFT CARDS IN TWO HOURS, 150 00:06:34,661 --> 00:06:37,295 THE BOMB STRAPPED TO YOUR PARTNER WILL EXPLODE. 151 00:06:37,297 --> 00:06:38,797 THAT'S HIM. 152 00:06:38,799 --> 00:06:41,299 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, TOO, BUT THERE'S MORE. 153 00:06:41,301 --> 00:06:42,901 WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE... 154 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:45,337 AH, THERE YOU ARE, TRIBECA. HOW ARE YOU? 155 00:06:45,339 --> 00:06:46,805 IT'S BEEN A TOUGH DAY, BUT YOU KNOW, 156 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:49,207 JUST TRYING TO STAY OPTIMISTIC. 157 00:06:57,885 --> 00:07:01,486 WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I STRIP OUT WILSON P.'s VOICE. 158 00:07:01,488 --> 00:07:04,423 [ CHATTER ] 159 00:07:04,425 --> 00:07:07,459 THEN I TAKE OUT ANY OTHER VOICES. 160 00:07:07,461 --> 00:07:09,394 [ CLANKING ] WHICH LEADS... 161 00:07:09,396 --> 00:07:12,998 YES, I WAS VERY CONCERNED WHEN I HEARD ABOUT GEILS, 162 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,166 BUT DON'T WORRY. 163 00:07:14,168 --> 00:07:16,535 THIS TECHNOLOGY IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. 164 00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:18,570 I MEAN, HERE I AM IN THE... 165 00:07:22,810 --> 00:07:25,710 SO, IF WE TAKE OUT EVERYTHING BUT THE BACKGROUND NOISE... 166 00:07:25,712 --> 00:07:27,979 [ STATIC ] 167 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:29,581 WAIT A SECOND. 168 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:31,883 THE GUY ASKED FOR COFFEE GIFT CARDS, 169 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:33,552 WHICH MUST MEAN HE LIKES... 170 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:35,086 OVERPRICED COFFEE. SHITTY, LAST-MINUTE GIFTS. 171 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:37,722 THAT'S SOMEONE STEAMING MILK. THAT'S IN A COFFEE SHOP. 172 00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:39,224 THERE'S THOUSANDS IN THE CITY. 173 00:07:39,226 --> 00:07:41,159 WE'LL JUST NEVER NARROW IT DOWN IN TIME. 174 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:43,995 HANG ON, MAYBE I CAN PULL UP SOME OF THE BACKGROUND NOISES. 175 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:48,433 Woman: I HAVE TO SAY, COFFEE COMMUNE AT 1287 BEVERLY DRIVE 176 00:07:48,435 --> 00:07:49,734 IS MY FAVORITE COFFEE SHOP IN TOWN. 177 00:07:49,736 --> 00:07:52,137 THAT'S RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER. 178 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:53,572 WE'RE THERE EVERY DAY. 179 00:07:53,574 --> 00:07:56,608 HE KNOWS US. 180 00:07:59,513 --> 00:08:03,582 ISTANBUL, AND IT'S AS IF I'M STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU. 181 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:05,851 SO, SCHOLLS, WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT? 182 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:13,258 ¶¶ 183 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:16,328 WHAT CAN I GET YOU? A CUVANISTA? SQUAT WIPE? 184 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:17,963 DOUBLE DARK? 185 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:19,998 I'M DETECTIVE TANNER. THIS IS DETECTIVE HOFFMAN. 186 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,633 WE NEED TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS. 187 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:23,201 SERIOUSLY, MAN? THIS IS MY BUSIEST TIME. 188 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:25,470 AT LEAST ORDER SOMETHING. I GOT A WHOLE LINE HERE. 189 00:08:25,472 --> 00:08:27,472 FINE, JUST A COFFEE. 190 00:08:27,474 --> 00:08:29,274 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS. 191 00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:30,809 COME ON, AN ITALIAN LONG? 192 00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:33,411 A PERKY PONY? A KANSAS CITY MUDSTORM? 193 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:34,513 [ BARKS ] 194 00:08:34,515 --> 00:08:36,047 COMING RIGHT UP. 195 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:38,717 WE'RE TRYING TO TRACK DOWN ONE OF YOUR CUSTOMERS. 196 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:40,352 YOU RECOGNIZE THIS VOICE? 197 00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:42,120 Man: IF I DO NOT GET $1,000 198 00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:45,490 IN NON-SEQUENTIAL COFFEE GIFT CARDS IN TWO HOURS... 199 00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:47,526 YEAH, I REMEMBER HIM. 200 00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:49,461 NICE GUY, GOOD TIPPER. 201 00:08:49,463 --> 00:08:52,564 HINT, HINT. ARE WE DONE HERE? 202 00:08:52,566 --> 00:08:54,332 A COP'S LIFE IS AT STAKE HERE! 203 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:57,836 NOW, BEFORE I TAPE YOUR MOUTH TO THAT MILK STEAMER... 204 00:08:57,838 --> 00:08:59,070 GO ON. 205 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:01,606 WHAT ELSE YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS GUY? 206 00:09:01,608 --> 00:09:02,641 I DON'T KNOW. 207 00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:05,043 HE'S 6'2", THIN, LIGHT BLOND HAIR. 208 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,177 THINK! 209 00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:08,513 I'VE GOT THIS MUG HE USED YESTERDAY 210 00:09:08,515 --> 00:09:10,181 WITH HIS FINGERPRINTS ON IT! 211 00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:11,716 I AM LOSING PATIENCE. 212 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,552 I-I-I THINK HE LEFT HIS DRIVER'S LICENSE HERE. 213 00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:15,120 YOU WANT ME TO GO CHECK THE LOST AND FOUND? 214 00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:17,756 YOU ARE STEPPING ON MY LAST NERVE. 215 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:20,292 I DON'T KNOW. HE... HE... HE RIDES A BIKE? 216 00:09:20,294 --> 00:09:23,628 LIVES WITHIN BIKING DISTANCE. 217 00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:25,597 WE'RE DONE HERE. 218 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:27,032 WELL, HE COMES IN EVERY DAY AT 11:00. 219 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:28,633 IF YOU WAIT LIKE SIX MORE MINUTES... 220 00:09:28,635 --> 00:09:30,955 I'D QUIT WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD. 221 00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:39,077 ALL RIGHT, WE FOUND FIVE WILSON PHILLIPSES 222 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,279 WITHIN BIKING DISTANCE OF THE COFFEE SHOP, 223 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:42,781 AND WE'RE GETTING SEARCH WARRANTS FOR EACH ONE, 224 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:43,882 BUT WE NEED TO BUY A LITTLE TIME. 225 00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:46,618 SO, MAYBE WE HOLD A PRESS CONFERENCE, 226 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:48,153 TRY AND DRAW THE GUY OUT. 227 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:49,888 GOOD THINKING. 228 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:53,158 TRIBECA, I KNOW YOU AND GEILS WERE TIGHT. 229 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,326 WE ARE GONNA FIND HIM... 230 00:09:54,328 --> 00:09:55,927 BUP, BUP, BUP, BUP, BUP! 231 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,862 IT'S NOT JUST THAT. THE WAY WE LEFT THINGS WAS... 232 00:09:57,864 --> 00:09:58,964 WAS IT? KIND OF. 233 00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:00,699 I SEE. YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES... 234 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:02,033 I KNOW, BUT IT'S HARD BECAUSE... 235 00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:03,435 I GET IT. I'VE BEEN THERE. 236 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:05,437 THANKS, LIEUTENANT, YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHAT TO... I DO. 237 00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:08,940 GOD. GEILS COULD BE HANGING ON BY A THREAD, OR, WORSE, 238 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,209 HE COULD BE IN THE EARLY STAGES OF STOCKHOLM SYNDROME. 239 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:12,377 EVEN WORSE THAN THAT, 240 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:14,212 HE COULD BE DEVELOPING A BOND WITH HIS CAPTOR. 241 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:15,447 [ DING! ] 242 00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:18,783 HONEY! MUFFINS ARE READY! 243 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,754 I MADE YOU SOME LOW-SODIUM MUFFINS 244 00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:25,457 BECAUSE I KNOW YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE'S AN ISSUE RIGHT NOW. 245 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:26,758 MAYBE LATER. 246 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:29,628 OKAY, MAYBE LATER. 247 00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:33,331 WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR? 248 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:35,834 I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE I'LL TELL YOU LATER. 249 00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:37,502 CAN WE NOT DO THIS RIGHT NOW? 250 00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:38,770 I'M TRYING TO RUN A KIDNAPPING. 251 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:41,806 YOU ALWAYS DO THIS. YOU TAKE ON EVERYTHING YOURSELF. 252 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,808 [ SIGHS ] I GOT TO GO OUT. 253 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,777 OH, GREAT, YOUR ANSWER TO EVERYTHING. 254 00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:47,912 YOU KNOW WHAT? I HOPE THIS BOMB EXPLODES. 255 00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:49,814 DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT. 256 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,183 OKAY, I'M SORRY. 257 00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:56,054 I'M SORRY, TOO. 258 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:57,822 HEY, IS THAT TRIBECA ON TV? 259 00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,891 Angie: WE ARE WORKING VERY HARD. 260 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,393 WE ARE TRACKING EVERY LEAD, 261 00:11:01,395 --> 00:11:04,062 AND WE ARE CONFIDENT THAT WE WILL FIND DETECTIVE GEILS 262 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:07,065 AND BRING THIS KIDNAPPER TO JUSTICE. 263 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,034 AT THIS POINT, I'LL TAKE SOME QUESTIONS. 264 00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:10,435 [ ALL SHOUTING "QUESTION!" ] 265 00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:11,603 YES? 266 00:11:11,605 --> 00:11:13,471 WHERE SHOULD I TAKE THE IN-LAWS TO DINNER? 267 00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:16,408 EVERYONE LIKES ITALIAN. YES? 268 00:11:16,410 --> 00:11:17,542 WHO ARE YOU WEARING? 269 00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:19,511 LADY COP BY VALENTINO. 270 00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:22,480 FORMER CABINET MEMBER STEPHEN CHU WON A NOBEL PRIZE 271 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:25,350 FOR CAPTURING ATOMS WITH THESE LIGHT BEAMS. 272 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,218 WHAT ARE LASERS? 273 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:30,388 AND HERE'S MY MESSAGE TO THE KIDNAPPER. 274 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:34,325 YOU THINK YOU'RE PRETTY SLICK KIDNAPPING MY PARTNER. 275 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:35,560 THANKS, I DO. 276 00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:36,695 I'M NOT FINISHED. 277 00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:38,930 OH, SORRY, GO AHEAD. 278 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:40,065 YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG COP. 279 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:42,400 AND, GEILS, IF YOU'RE LISTENING, 280 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:43,702 JUST KNOW THAT I WILL NOT REST. 281 00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:44,869 I KNOW, ANGIE. 282 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:46,671 WILL SOMEBODY JUST LET ME FINISH? 283 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:47,939 OH, SORRY, GO AHEAD. 284 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:48,940 UNTIL I FIND YOU. 285 00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:50,642 I GUESS I WAS PRETTY MUCH DONE. 286 00:11:50,644 --> 00:11:51,976 NO FURTHER QUESTIONS. 287 00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:55,847 WE GOT THE ADDRESS. LET'S BOUNCE. 288 00:11:58,652 --> 00:11:59,851 ALL RIGHT, TAKE HIM DOWN! 289 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:02,854 TRY NOT TO LET GEILS EXPLODE. 290 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:05,156 WHAT THE HELL? 291 00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:07,892 LOOK AT THAT RACK. 292 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:10,328 CHARLIE, DON'T. 293 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:11,396 IT'S A BOOBY TRAP! 294 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,198 [ BEEPING ] 295 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,500 [ EXPLOSION ] 296 00:12:21,007 --> 00:12:25,276 HE DIED DOING WHAT HE LOVED. 297 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:26,411 [ SIGHS ] 298 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,446 [ PHONE RINGING ] 299 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:37,722 HELLO? 300 00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:39,057 MAN: Nice try, Detective. 301 00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:40,358 How stupid do you think I am? 302 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,294 DO YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD BE AT MY HOME ADDRESS? 303 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:44,429 Why are you doing this? 304 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:45,530 GEILS NEVER HURT ANYBODY. 305 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:47,332 OH, I'M SORRY. AM I WASTING YOUR TIME? 306 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:50,001 AM I THREATENING TO TAKE AWAY SOMETHING YOU CARE ABOUT? 307 00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,703 WELL, NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS. 308 00:12:51,705 --> 00:12:54,939 TWO WEEKS AGO, COFFEE COMMUNE. 309 00:12:58,512 --> 00:13:00,545 [ SIGHS ] 310 00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:03,281 HEY, CAN I GET A SMALL... 311 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,984 SIR, WE'RE GONNA NEED YOU TO STEP ASIDE. POLICE BUSINESS. 312 00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:08,453 SURE, I... I... I'M KIND OF IN A HURRY, SO... 313 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,788 YEAH, WE'LL BE QUICK. 314 00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:12,924 OKAY. KIND OF A LARGE ORDER HERE. 315 00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:15,260 LET ME GET 37 CAPPUCCINOS, 316 00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:18,496 20 WHOLE MILK, 11 NONFAT, 2 WITH... 317 00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:20,098 WHAT IS THAT, ARMIN MIST? 318 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,700 ARMIN MIST? ALMOND MILK. 319 00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:24,636 ALMOND MILK? THAT'S A... OH, MY GOD, 320 00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:26,104 YOUR HANDWRITING IS TERRIBLE. 321 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:27,405 WHAT'S THIS ABOMINATION? 322 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:28,773 CRAB CAKE. 323 00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:30,341 CR... I CAN'T EVEN READ THAT. 324 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:31,976 CROISSANT, IT'S CROISSANT. 325 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,012 [ LAUGHS ] IT'S CROISSANT. LOOKS LIKE CUMMERBUND. 326 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,880 I'M REALLY IN A HURRY, GUYS. 327 00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:37,382 SWEAR TO GOD, WE'RE ALMOST DONE. 328 00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:39,551 THE DETECTIVE HERE WOULD LIKE TWO CUMMERBUNDS. 329 00:13:39,553 --> 00:13:41,452 WOULD YOU LIKE A TOP HAT WITH THAT, MAYBE SOME CUFFLINKS? 330 00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:44,422 I GET IT, I GET IT. MY HANDWRITING IS TERRIBLE. 331 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:45,890 TERRIBLE? 332 00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:46,791 IT LOOKS LIKE YOU WROTE IT ON A ROLLER COASTER. 333 00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:48,426 OKAY, ALL I WANT IS A SMALL... 334 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:49,627 DON'T WORRY, SIR. 335 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:52,597 WE'LL GET YOU TO YOUR GYM CLASS ON TIME, OKAY? 336 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:53,998 [ LAUGHTER ] 337 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,000 HEY, WHILE WE'RE HERE, WHAT'S THE ORIGIN OF COFFEE? 338 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,435 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW... 339 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,237 YOU REALLY HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD WITH THAT ONE, TRIBECA, 340 00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:02,140 EXCEPT I WASN'T A GYM TEACHER YET. 341 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:05,043 I WAS ON MY WAY TO A GYM-TEACHER JOB INTERVIEW. 342 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,845 GETTING THE PICTURE? 343 00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:08,446 [ SIGHS ] 344 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:11,883 BUT I MISSED IT BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR STUPID COFFEES 345 00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,618 AND YOUR STUPID HANDWRITING. 346 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,386 MY LIFE IS RUINED. 347 00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,588 MY WIFE LEFT ME. 348 00:14:16,590 --> 00:14:19,357 MY KIDS RAN AWAY AND MARRIED EACH OTHER, SO NOW, 349 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,125 I'm taking away your boyfriend. 350 00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:23,928 WE'RE NOT TOGETHER. WE'LL NEVER BE TOGETHER, OKAY? 351 00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:26,331 [ PHONE CLATTERS ] 352 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,166 He's just my partner, that's it. 353 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:29,834 LOOK, WE'LL MAKE AMENDS WHEN WE NEED TO, 354 00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:31,336 BUT YOU NEED TO LET GEILS GO. 355 00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:35,907 I WILL FORGET EVERYTHING IF YOU JUST GIVE ME A SIMPLE APOLOGY. 356 00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:38,376 NEVER. YOU'RE INSANE. 357 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,711 I'M GONNA FIND YOU... 358 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,045 YOU WILL NEVER FIND ME! 359 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,447 I'M A TRAINED GYM TEACHER. 360 00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:44,749 DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY SWEATSUITS THERE ARE IN THE WORLD? 361 00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:46,217 Every time you walk down the street, 362 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,785 and you see someone in a sweatsuit, 363 00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:49,687 YOU'LL WONDER, "HEY, IS THAT HIM? 364 00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:50,889 Is that him?" 365 00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:52,023 IS THAT HIM? 366 00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:53,925 Got to go. 367 00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:57,629 LIEUTENANT, WE FOUND GEILS. 368 00:14:57,631 --> 00:15:00,398 SEND IN EVERYBODY! 369 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:09,741 [ SIRENS WAILING ] 370 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,376 GO, GO! 371 00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:12,377 COVER THE BACK! 372 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:13,778 [ ICE CREAM TRUCK MUSIC PLAYING ] 373 00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:16,681 [ LOUD SALSA MUSIC PLAYING ] 374 00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:19,017 [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] 375 00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:22,287 [ TRACTOR ENGINE REVS ] 376 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,993 [ RADIO CHATTER ] 377 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,467 Man: GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! 378 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:38,736 WILSON PHILLIPS! 379 00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,305 WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED. 380 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:43,374 COME OUT OF THE HOUSE WITH YOUR HANDS UP, 381 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:46,110 AND DO NOT BLOW UP DETECTIVE GEILS! 382 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,578 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, LOOK ALIVE. 383 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:48,680 HE'S A GYM TEACHER. 384 00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:51,215 WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE'S CAPABLE OF. 385 00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:54,152 OHH. DAMN IT! I'M OUT. 386 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,653 TRIBECA, TAKE OVER. 387 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:58,423 OHH! [ MUTTERS ] 388 00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:01,960 LISTEN, PHILLIPS, WE KNOW YOU'RE HURTING, 389 00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:05,263 BUT THAT'S NO REASON TO TAKE IT OUT ON POOR JAY GEILS. 390 00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:08,299 SURE, HE MAY NOT BE THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED, 391 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,334 HIS APARTMENT'S A DUMP, 392 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,869 AND HE'S THE WORST DRIVER OF ALL TIME. 393 00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,671 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A 9-POINT TURN? 394 00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:14,772 I HAVE. 395 00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,374 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 396 00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:19,277 COME TO THINK OF IT, I HAVE NO GOOD REASON 397 00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:21,012 TO HAVE FEELINGS FOR HIM, 398 00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:23,481 BUT DAMN IT... 399 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:30,722 I LOVE HIM. 400 00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:32,056 [ POUNDING ] 401 00:16:32,058 --> 00:16:34,392 TRIBECA! 402 00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:35,393 GEILS! 403 00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:37,228 WILSON, YOU GOT TO TURN YOURSELF IN. 404 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:39,297 I AM NOT GOING TO PRISON. 405 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:41,766 YOU KNOW WHAT PRISONS HAVE? GYMS. 406 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:45,503 AND EVERY GREAT GYM TEACHER HAS SPENT TIME IN PRISON. 407 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,275 I'M COMING OUT! 408 00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:53,144 OKAY, REMEMBER, HE'S THE ONLY ONE 409 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:55,046 WHO KNOWS HOW TO DISARM THE BOMB, 410 00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:56,981 SO WHATEVER YOU DO, HOLD YOUR FIRE. 411 00:16:56,983 --> 00:16:58,783 OKAY? 412 00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:00,251 HEY. 413 00:17:02,756 --> 00:17:05,656 SORRY, MR. WILSON. 414 00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:07,025 OH, MY GOD, THE BOMB. 415 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,226 GEILS, HOW MUCH TIME LEFT? 416 00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:10,395 1 MINUTE LEFT! 417 00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:13,031 EVERYBODY GET OUT OF HERE. SAVE YOURSELF. 418 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:14,298 NO CAN DO. 419 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,934 TANNER, SEND IN THE ROBOT. 420 00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:20,271 [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] 421 00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:52,570 [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC STOPS ] 422 00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:07,452 [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC RESUMES ] 423 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:13,858 [ POWERING DOWN ] 424 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,661 [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC STOPS ] 425 00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:19,197 [ SIGHS ] 426 00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:25,136 DAMN! SORRY. IT RAN OUT OF JUICE. 427 00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:27,271 ANYBODY GOT 12 "C" BATTERIES ON 'EM? 428 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,907 GEILS, I'M COMING. 429 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:33,511 TRIBECA, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! 430 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:34,946 [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] 431 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,547 WAIT A MINUTE, AM I BACK IN? 432 00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:39,317 YOU SHOULDN'T BE IN HERE. THIS BOMB'S GONNA GO OFF. 433 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:40,785 SAVE YOURSELF. 434 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,321 SAVE MYSELF FOR WHAT? ANOTHER PARTNER? 435 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:45,089 I DON'T WANT A NEW PARTNER. 436 00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:47,458 IT'S YOU AND ME FOR THE LONG HAUL, GEILS. 437 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,427 I MEAN, SURE, THINGS COULD CHANGE. 438 00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:50,428 OUR JOBS ARE DANGEROUS, 439 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,763 BUT I JUST WANT TO LET MY GUARD DOWN 440 00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:53,898 AND BE VULNERABLE 441 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,967 AND SPEND TIME WITH SOMEONE I REALLY CARE ABOUT. 442 00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:58,302 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOT LATELY ABOUT LIFE, 443 00:18:58,304 --> 00:18:59,670 AND IT'S REALLY SHORT. 444 00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:01,205 I JUST REALLY WANT TO... 445 00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:02,673 TRIBECA, 42 SECONDS. 446 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:03,975 RIGHT, RIGHT, OKAY. 447 00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:06,377 HERE GOES NOTHING. 448 00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:13,384 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 449 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:16,154 ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE. 450 00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:19,557 [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] 451 00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:34,305 Woman: HELLO, YOU HAVE REACHED TECH SUPPORT 452 00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:35,806 FOR THE ALL-AMERICAN BOMB COMPANY. 453 00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:37,708 THERE ARE SIX BOMBS AHEAD OF YOU. 454 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:40,411 YOUR BOMB IS IMPORTANT TO US. PLEASE STAY ON THE... 455 00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:42,647 [ PHONE BEEPS ] [ SIGHS ] 456 00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:43,814 OKAY, I'M JUST GONNA SHUT MY EYES AND CUT ONE. 457 00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:46,851 YEAH, WAIT, WHAT? MAYBE WE KEEP BRAINSTORMING. 458 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:49,453 GEILS? 459 00:19:50,924 --> 00:19:52,823 I DO, TOO. 460 00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,659 [ BOMB BEEPING ] 461 00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:56,460 5 SECONDS. 462 00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:01,566 [ ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS ] 463 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,160 4 SECONDS. 464 00:20:29,162 --> 00:20:32,863 [ BEEPING CONTINUES ]