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[upbeat music]
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[both]
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28, 29, 30.
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Guess we're tied.
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We got the same number
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of Valentines.
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Boom!
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Read 'em and weep,
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losers.
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Looks like I won
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the Valentime's contest.
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Did you just say
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Valentime's?
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Yeah, that's what
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it's called.
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No, it's not.
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It's Valentine's.
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That's ridiculous.
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It's the time
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that dude Valen
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comes and shoots people
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with his bone and marrow.
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It's bow and arrow.
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Now you're just
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making stuff up.
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It's official.
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I'm the big winner.
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Check out what I got
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from Mae.
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[Mae on recording]
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Mae you have
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a happy Valentine's Day!
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Mae you have
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a happy Valentine's Day!
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Just because you have
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one really cool card
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doesn't mean that you win.
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Oh, really?
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What do you think, Mae?
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Dawn wins! Dawn wins!
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No.
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Dicky wins.
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Dicky wins.
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No.
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Hey, look.
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I found one more.
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[Dicky and Dawn arguing]
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You wrote that
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to yourself.
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Oh, you want to dance?
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Let's dance.
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[all shouting]
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- Kids! Kids!
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Stop fighting!
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Mae, this is nothing
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to smile about.
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Um, Ms. Harvell?
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Oh.
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Sorry.
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You know,
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I think you're all losing sight
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of what Valentine's Day
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is all about.
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It's about what you give,
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not what you get.
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Excuse me.
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Delivery.
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Oh, look what I get!
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Are you Mrs. Grundle?
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No, but I could be
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Mrs. Delivery Man.
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Like I said, kids,
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it's not about what you get.
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In fact, I am going to give you
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all a little assignment.
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[all groaning]
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You don't need
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to give us anything.
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You know, we are so good.
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I'd like you all
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to make Valentine's Day
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really special for someone
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other than yourselves.
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Then, Monday,
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you'll give an oral report
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on the effect it had
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on that person.
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Oh, yes, Mae.
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You had a question?
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Still not me.
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I'm just gonna go
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close the card.
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[Ricky]
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Yeah.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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[man]
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[whistling melody]
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♪ ♪
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[rhythmic clapping]
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- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
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[man]
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[whistling melody]
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♪ ♪
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♪ Na, na, na, na, na-na ♪
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♪ Na, na, na, na,
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na-na ♪
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- ♪ One, two ♪
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- ♪ Na, na, na ♪
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[man]
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♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
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Hey, Anne.
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Are you pumped for
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our big Valentine's Day sale?
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Huh?
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No, I'm not pumped.
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There's nobody
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in the store.
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And you know why?
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Everyone's out buying
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candy and stuffed bears.
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Honey, no guy
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is dumb enough
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to give his wife a treadmill
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for Valentine's Day.
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Not if we don't
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make it look fun!
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- Hmm.
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[treadmill beeping]
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Huh?
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Fun, right?
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Okay, that's
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a little fast.
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[beeping]
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Slow it down.
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[beeping and thumping]
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Anne, a little help.
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- Oh.
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- [shouts]
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[Anne]
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Tom!
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Oh!
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Okay, let's just get
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this Valentime's assignment
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over with.
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I guess we could just pick
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a random customer in the store.
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[cricket chirping]
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We're all hearing
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that cricket, right?
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[Ricky]
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, how about Josie?
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She's always doing
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nice things for us.
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Plus, she looks
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really bored, so--
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- Yeah.
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Oh.
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Hey, guys.
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[Dicky]
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Hey, Josie.
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You're always
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so good to us,
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so we want to return the favor
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for Valentime's Day.
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Seriously?
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Is that not bothering
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anybody else?
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Oh, that's sweet
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but not necessary.
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I actually have
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my first Valentine's date!
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- Wilson finally asked you?
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- Uh-huh!
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[both squealing]
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But we still want to do
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something nice for you.
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How about we help
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get you ready?
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We'll start
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with the nails.
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Why? What's wrong
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with my nails?
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I think she meant
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your hair.
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What's wrong
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with my hair?
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With all that makeup,
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I don't think anyone
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will notice the hair.
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My makeup too?
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Yeah, the whole thing's
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a hot mess.
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Oh, no.
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I have so much work to do
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for tomorrow night.
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Tell your parents
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I'm taking the night off.
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All right.
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Assignment done.
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We didn't do anything.
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We have to do something
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for someone.
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[cricket chirping]
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Oh, maybe find a date
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for the cricket.
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[crunch]
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Or not.
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Face it, Tom.
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Valentine's Day
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is always a disaster.
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It's our worst day
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of the year.
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- You're right, Anne.
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I don't even know
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why we try.
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[sighs]
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Stupid Valentine's Day.
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[grunts]
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[panting]
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Oh, hey, kids.
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- Hey, Dad.
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- Hi, Dad.
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- That's weird.
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Mom and Dad don't like
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Valentine's Day?
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Come to think of it,
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every year, all they do is
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go to work,
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come home angry,
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and hang out with us.
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Then that's
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our assignment.
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Give Mom and Dad
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a Valentine's Day they'll like.
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But to do that, first we have to
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find out why they don't like it.
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[popping]
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[pop]
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And fast.
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[Dawn]
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All right, spread out.
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There's got to be
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something in there
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that'll help us figure out why
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Mom and Dad hate Valentine's
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Day.
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[Dicky]
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Oh, guys, I found something.
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Bubble wrap!
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[all]
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Yeah!
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[popping]
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Whoo.
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[Ricky]
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[sighs]
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All right, now that we got
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that out of our systems,
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keep looking.
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Hey.
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I bet there's something
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in this box
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marked "Lovey-Dovey Stuff."
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[Dawn]
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Oh. Ooh.
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Here are a bunch
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of old Valentine's cards.
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See?
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Mom and Dad don't hate
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Valentine's Day.
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Oh, and here's
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some love letters.
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[groans]
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Pictures of them kissing.
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[gags]
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[Dawn]
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Oh, and here's something
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dated February 14, 2004.
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That's Valentine's Day
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from right before we were born.
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[all]
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Whoa!
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What is that thing?
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I'm not quite sure.
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[rattling]
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- Where's the "on" button?
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There isn't one.
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It's a videotape.
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A video what?
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Dad comes up here
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with a case of root beer
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and watches his old ice dancing
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competitions on this TV.
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That's a TV?
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I put a burrito in there
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last week.
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No wonder it didn't cook it.
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Whoa, it swallowed it.
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Okay.
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Here we go.
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[chuckles softly]
303
00:08:03,542 --> 00:08:06,125
[gasps]
304
00:08:03,542 --> 00:08:06,125
There they are, Tom.
305
00:08:06,166 --> 00:08:08,041
[Anne]
306
00:08:06,166 --> 00:08:08,041
All four of them.
307
00:08:08,083 --> 00:08:10,417
[Tom]
308
00:08:08,083 --> 00:08:10,417
Wow, this is really happening.
309
00:08:10,458 --> 00:08:12,583
We're having quadruplets.
310
00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:14,542
You know what this means, Tom?
311
00:08:14,583 --> 00:08:16,458
Valentine's Day is ruined.
312
00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:18,083
Forever.
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00:08:18,125 --> 00:08:21,291
[Tom]
314
00:08:18,125 --> 00:08:21,291
It sure is.
315
00:08:21,333 --> 00:08:22,583
I can't believe this.
316
00:08:22,625 --> 00:08:24,709
This is our fault.
317
00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:26,917
We ruined Valentine's Day
318
00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:26,917
for Mom and Dad.
319
00:08:26,959 --> 00:08:28,500
We got to fix this.
320
00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:31,125
Listen, I don't want to be
321
00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:31,125
the voice of reason here,
322
00:08:31,166 --> 00:08:33,125
but we have
323
00:08:31,166 --> 00:08:33,125
an assignment due Monday.
324
00:08:34,458 --> 00:08:36,542
This is
325
00:08:34,458 --> 00:08:36,542
our assignment.
326
00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:38,166
We're gonna give
327
00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:38,166
Mom and Dad
328
00:08:38,208 --> 00:08:41,125
back the love of Valentine's Day
329
00:08:38,208 --> 00:08:41,125
that we took from them.
330
00:08:41,166 --> 00:08:42,417
Let's do it.
331
00:08:42,458 --> 00:08:45,041
Yeah, time to save
332
00:08:42,458 --> 00:08:45,041
Valentime's.
333
00:08:45,083 --> 00:08:47,542
Okay, I've got
334
00:08:45,083 --> 00:08:47,542
a new assignment for you.
335
00:08:47,583 --> 00:08:50,041
Learn how to say
336
00:08:47,583 --> 00:08:50,041
Valentine's
337
00:08:50,083 --> 00:08:51,041
with an N.
338
00:08:51,083 --> 00:08:53,667
Tine.
339
00:08:51,083 --> 00:08:53,667
Tine!
340
00:08:53,709 --> 00:08:54,875
Let it go, man.
341
00:08:54,917 --> 00:08:56,500
It's just
342
00:08:54,917 --> 00:08:56,500
one letter.
343
00:08:58,709 --> 00:08:59,917
[Dicky]
344
00:08:58,709 --> 00:08:59,917
The TV's throwing up.
345
00:08:59,959 --> 00:09:01,917
[Dawn]
346
00:08:59,959 --> 00:09:01,917
Ew.
347
00:09:01,959 --> 00:09:04,917
[upbeat music]
348
00:09:04,959 --> 00:09:08,583
♪ ♪
349
00:09:11,375 --> 00:09:12,834
I hope
350
00:09:11,375 --> 00:09:12,834
my Valentine's date
351
00:09:12,875 --> 00:09:14,583
is as romantic
352
00:09:12,875 --> 00:09:14,583
as this.
353
00:09:14,625 --> 00:09:16,166
Your parents
354
00:09:14,625 --> 00:09:16,166
are gonna love it.
355
00:09:16,208 --> 00:09:17,458
I hope so.
356
00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:19,125
There's a lot
357
00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:19,125
riding on it.
358
00:09:19,166 --> 00:09:21,375
Yeah, our grade.
359
00:09:21,417 --> 00:09:23,458
Since when do you care
360
00:09:21,417 --> 00:09:23,458
about grades?
361
00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:25,417
Huh, you're right.
362
00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:25,417
I don't.
363
00:09:25,458 --> 00:09:26,750
Hey, this is
364
00:09:25,458 --> 00:09:26,750
about rekindling
365
00:09:26,792 --> 00:09:28,125
Mom and Dad's
366
00:09:26,792 --> 00:09:28,125
Valentine's Day flame.
367
00:09:28,166 --> 00:09:30,542
And getting a good grade.
368
00:09:30,583 --> 00:09:33,417
What is wrong with me?
369
00:09:33,458 --> 00:09:36,041
Here they come.
370
00:09:33,458 --> 00:09:36,041
Assume romance positions.
371
00:09:36,083 --> 00:09:37,875
Oh, oh, oh!
372
00:09:37,917 --> 00:09:39,917
Finally, Valentine's Day
373
00:09:37,917 --> 00:09:39,917
is almost over.
374
00:09:39,959 --> 00:09:42,333
Ugh, only a couple more hours
375
00:09:39,959 --> 00:09:42,333
till we can put
376
00:09:42,375 --> 00:09:46,125
this holiday in the ground
377
00:09:42,375 --> 00:09:46,125
and shovel some dirt on it.
378
00:09:46,166 --> 00:09:48,959
[all]
379
00:09:46,166 --> 00:09:48,959
Happy Valentine's Day!
380
00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,166
Kids?
381
00:09:50,208 --> 00:09:51,959
Look at
382
00:09:50,208 --> 00:09:51,959
our four little cupids!
383
00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,166
Oh, I think
384
00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,166
you mean five.
385
00:10:00,583 --> 00:10:02,333
[laughing]
386
00:10:00,583 --> 00:10:02,333
Thank you!
387
00:10:02,375 --> 00:10:04,083
What is all this?
388
00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:06,291
We just wanted to do
389
00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:06,291
something special for you two
390
00:10:06,333 --> 00:10:07,959
on Valentine's Day.
391
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,542
So welcome to the Harper
392
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,542
House of Love restaurant
393
00:10:11,583 --> 00:10:14,583
and cafe, bistro,
394
00:10:11,583 --> 00:10:14,583
and lounge.
395
00:10:14,625 --> 00:10:16,583
We couldn't decide
396
00:10:14,625 --> 00:10:16,583
on a name.
397
00:10:16,625 --> 00:10:18,542
I think that name
398
00:10:16,625 --> 00:10:18,542
is perfect.
399
00:10:18,583 --> 00:10:20,625
- It's working.
400
00:10:18,583 --> 00:10:20,625
- Totally.
401
00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:22,208
Okay, thanks
402
00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:22,208
for all your help, Josie,
403
00:10:22,250 --> 00:10:23,667
but it's getting
404
00:10:22,250 --> 00:10:23,667
really late.
405
00:10:23,709 --> 00:10:25,166
You better go get ready
406
00:10:23,709 --> 00:10:25,166
for your date.
407
00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:26,417
I am ready.
408
00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:29,166
[all]
409
00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:29,166
Oh.
410
00:10:29,208 --> 00:10:31,375
Is it my hair?
411
00:10:29,208 --> 00:10:31,375
My nails? My clothes?
412
00:10:31,417 --> 00:10:33,583
Let's just say
413
00:10:31,417 --> 00:10:33,583
the mess is still hot.
414
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,875
May I show you
415
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,875
to your table?
416
00:10:37,917 --> 00:10:40,041
- Indeed.
417
00:10:37,917 --> 00:10:40,041
- Thank you.
418
00:10:40,083 --> 00:10:42,625
We have you seated
419
00:10:40,083 --> 00:10:42,625
in the love section.
420
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,667
And while you enjoy
421
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,667
your four-course meal--
422
00:10:47,709 --> 00:10:49,208
Three of which
423
00:10:47,709 --> 00:10:49,208
involve chocolate--
424
00:10:49,250 --> 00:10:51,166
The food of love.
425
00:10:51,208 --> 00:10:54,542
[Dawn]
426
00:10:51,208 --> 00:10:54,542
Why not take a magical stroll
427
00:10:51,208 --> 00:10:54,542
down memory lane?
428
00:10:54,583 --> 00:10:58,083
I present: Mom and Dad's
429
00:10:54,583 --> 00:10:58,083
Book of Love Notes,
430
00:10:58,125 --> 00:10:59,750
Scrapbooks of Memories,
431
00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:01,875
Chronicles
432
00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:01,875
of Questionable Hairdos,
433
00:11:01,917 --> 00:11:03,417
and Icky Love Stuff.
434
00:11:03,458 --> 00:11:04,458
[Tom]
435
00:11:03,458 --> 00:11:04,458
Oh.
436
00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:05,417
We couldn't decide
437
00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:05,417
on a name
438
00:11:05,458 --> 00:11:06,959
for that either.
439
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,625
[Dawn]
440
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,625
And while you look through that,
441
00:11:08,667 --> 00:11:09,959
we'll get your next course.
442
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:13,375
Hint:
443
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:13,375
it involves chocolate.
444
00:11:13,417 --> 00:11:15,333
The food of love.
445
00:11:18,041 --> 00:11:19,208
Wow.
446
00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:21,542
The kids really put
447
00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:21,542
a lot of work into this.
448
00:11:21,583 --> 00:11:22,709
Oh, honey, look.
449
00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,291
It's our first
450
00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,291
ice dancing competition.
451
00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:25,500
Look at
452
00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:25,500
that gorgeous hair.
453
00:11:25,542 --> 00:11:27,834
- Oh, thank you.
454
00:11:25,542 --> 00:11:27,834
- I was talking about me.
455
00:11:27,875 --> 00:11:29,625
I miss it so much.
456
00:11:29,667 --> 00:11:30,917
Guys, it's working.
457
00:11:30,959 --> 00:11:33,917
We're rekindling the flame.
458
00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:35,875
[Anne]
459
00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:35,875
Huh, what is this?
460
00:11:35,917 --> 00:11:37,750
"I love you.
461
00:11:35,917 --> 00:11:37,750
Love, A."
462
00:11:39,667 --> 00:11:40,875
Who's A?
463
00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,375
You're A.
464
00:11:42,417 --> 00:11:45,041
No, no, no.
465
00:11:42,417 --> 00:11:45,041
I'm an A, but I'm not this A.
466
00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:46,750
[gasps]
467
00:11:46,792 --> 00:11:49,625
Is this from Angela?
468
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,875
Who's Angela?
469
00:11:51,917 --> 00:11:54,667
Your first girlfriend.
470
00:11:54,709 --> 00:11:55,875
Oh, Angela.
471
00:11:55,917 --> 00:11:58,250
Mm-hmm.
472
00:11:58,291 --> 00:11:59,792
Tom, why would you
473
00:11:58,291 --> 00:11:59,792
keep a love letter
474
00:11:59,834 --> 00:12:01,709
from an old girlfriend?
475
00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:04,291
[Dawn]
476
00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:04,291
Uh-oh.
477
00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:06,333
Honey, I swear, I thought
478
00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:06,333
I threw that out.
479
00:12:06,375 --> 00:12:08,125
[crumpling]
480
00:12:08,166 --> 00:12:10,375
[sighs]
481
00:12:10,417 --> 00:12:11,959
Let's see
482
00:12:10,417 --> 00:12:11,959
what other beautiful memories
483
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,583
we have in here.
484
00:12:13,625 --> 00:12:14,792
[gasps]
485
00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:17,542
No, bup-bup-bup-bup-
486
00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:17,542
bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup.
487
00:12:17,583 --> 00:12:19,875
Bup.
488
00:12:19,917 --> 00:12:22,125
Isn't this a picture
489
00:12:19,917 --> 00:12:22,125
of your old boyfriend?
490
00:12:22,166 --> 00:12:23,458
[with deep voice]
491
00:12:22,166 --> 00:12:23,458
Fireman Mike.
492
00:12:27,291 --> 00:12:29,125
Have you seen
493
00:12:27,291 --> 00:12:29,125
how cute the dog is?
494
00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:35,583
[Dawn]
495
00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:35,583
Oh, we're losing them.
496
00:12:35,625 --> 00:12:36,667
What are we gonna do?
497
00:12:36,709 --> 00:12:39,291
Teach them
498
00:12:36,709 --> 00:12:39,291
how to throw stuff out?
499
00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:42,041
I got this.
500
00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:42,041
Chocolate fixes everything.
501
00:12:46,542 --> 00:12:50,667
[as Mr. T]
502
00:12:46,542 --> 00:12:50,667
I pity the fon-dude
503
00:12:46,542 --> 00:12:50,667
that don't eat this fondue.
504
00:12:50,709 --> 00:12:52,667
[Dawn]
505
00:12:50,709 --> 00:12:52,667
Who wants to be the first
506
00:12:50,709 --> 00:12:52,667
to dip their strawberry
507
00:12:52,709 --> 00:12:54,333
in melted chocolate?
508
00:12:54,375 --> 00:12:55,875
I could've been
509
00:12:54,375 --> 00:12:55,875
a fireman too, Anne,
510
00:12:55,917 --> 00:12:58,208
but you know I have
511
00:12:55,917 --> 00:12:58,208
a fear of Dalmatians.
512
00:12:58,250 --> 00:12:59,542
Well, you certainly
513
00:12:58,250 --> 00:12:59,542
don't have a fear
514
00:12:59,583 --> 00:13:01,875
of keeping old letters
515
00:12:59,583 --> 00:13:01,875
from A.
516
00:13:01,917 --> 00:13:03,625
This isn't working.
517
00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:06,458
Looks like it's time
518
00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:06,458
for Valen to work his magic.
519
00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:08,625
Not a real person,
520
00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:08,625
but just do it.
521
00:13:08,667 --> 00:13:09,834
[thwacks]
522
00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:10,959
[shouts]
523
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:15,291
Ow!
524
00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:18,250
[grunts]
525
00:13:18,291 --> 00:13:20,000
[gasps, screams]
526
00:13:20,041 --> 00:13:21,750
Hot chocolate!
527
00:13:20,041 --> 00:13:21,750
Hot chocolate!
528
00:13:21,792 --> 00:13:23,417
[both shouting]
529
00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:25,125
Hot wax! Hot wax!
530
00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:27,000
- Oh, no!
531
00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:27,000
- [shouting]
532
00:13:27,041 --> 00:13:28,417
[ripping, grunting]
533
00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:29,417
[all gasp]
534
00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:30,375
[gasps]
535
00:13:32,917 --> 00:13:35,000
[screams]
536
00:13:35,041 --> 00:13:37,166
Well, this couldn't
537
00:13:35,041 --> 00:13:37,166
get any worse.
538
00:13:38,792 --> 00:13:40,917
[fire crackling]
539
00:13:40,959 --> 00:13:41,959
[both scream]
540
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,917
The couch!
541
00:13:44,959 --> 00:13:48,000
I think we rekindled
542
00:13:44,959 --> 00:13:48,000
the wrong flame.
543
00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:51,291
- [shouts]
544
00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:51,291
- Somebody help me.
545
00:13:51,333 --> 00:13:53,333
Wait, what do we do?
546
00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:00,959
[indistinct radio chatter]
547
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,417
Wow.
548
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,417
That is hot.
549
00:14:05,291 --> 00:14:08,041
I'm standing
550
00:14:05,291 --> 00:14:08,041
right here, Anne.
551
00:14:08,083 --> 00:14:09,291
No, no.
552
00:14:08,083 --> 00:14:09,291
I meant the couch.
553
00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:11,500
Mm.
554
00:14:11,542 --> 00:14:13,917
We've seen a lot
555
00:14:11,542 --> 00:14:13,917
of Valentine's disasters,
556
00:14:13,959 --> 00:14:16,709
but...wow.
557
00:14:19,875 --> 00:14:22,166
[Dicky]
558
00:14:19,875 --> 00:14:22,166
We tried to give Mom and Dad
559
00:14:19,875 --> 00:14:22,166
something special,
560
00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:24,583
but all we did was ruin
561
00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:24,583
their Valentime's.
562
00:14:26,959 --> 00:14:28,375
Excuse me.
563
00:14:31,625 --> 00:14:34,166
[screams]
564
00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:40,709
Sorry.
565
00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:40,709
You were saying?
566
00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:41,750
[Dawn]
567
00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:41,750
[sighs]
568
00:14:41,792 --> 00:14:44,000
Guys, Dicky's right.
569
00:14:44,041 --> 00:14:46,875
We're the problem.
570
00:14:44,041 --> 00:14:46,875
We always have been.
571
00:14:46,917 --> 00:14:48,625
The nicest thing we can do
572
00:14:46,917 --> 00:14:48,625
for Mom and Dad
573
00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:51,125
is leave them alone
574
00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:51,125
for the rest of the night.
575
00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:54,000
She's right.
576
00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:54,000
It's the only way to fix this.
577
00:14:54,041 --> 00:14:57,875
[sighs]
578
00:14:54,041 --> 00:14:57,875
I'll write them a note.
579
00:14:57,917 --> 00:15:00,834
[Dawn]
580
00:14:57,917 --> 00:15:00,834
Sorry we ruined Valentine's Day.
581
00:15:00,875 --> 00:15:04,250
We're leaving.
582
00:15:00,875 --> 00:15:04,250
Be back later.
583
00:15:06,834 --> 00:15:08,041
[sighs]
584
00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:12,667
[upbeat music]
585
00:15:12,709 --> 00:15:17,709
♪ ♪
586
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,667
Oh, what a great way
587
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,667
to do your assignment.
588
00:15:20,709 --> 00:15:24,667
Four little angels
589
00:15:20,709 --> 00:15:24,667
spreading Valentine's love.
590
00:15:24,709 --> 00:15:25,959
[Dawn]
591
00:15:24,709 --> 00:15:25,959
I don't know about love,
592
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,625
but we spread something.
593
00:15:27,667 --> 00:15:30,291
Mostly fire
594
00:15:27,667 --> 00:15:30,291
and hot wax.
595
00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:32,208
We kind of destroyed
596
00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:32,208
our parents' night.
597
00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:33,542
And our couch.
598
00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:35,917
Could we stay here
599
00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:35,917
for a while?
600
00:15:35,959 --> 00:15:37,875
[laughs]
601
00:15:35,959 --> 00:15:37,875
Hi, kids.
602
00:15:37,917 --> 00:15:40,792
[all]
603
00:15:37,917 --> 00:15:40,792
Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Valentine.
604
00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:42,917
They wanted to know
605
00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:42,917
if they could hang out with us.
606
00:15:42,959 --> 00:15:44,166
Hey, join us.
607
00:15:44,208 --> 00:15:45,625
What better way
608
00:15:44,208 --> 00:15:45,625
to spend Valentine's
609
00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:47,792
than with the Valentines?
610
00:15:47,834 --> 00:15:49,625
Don't you mean Valentimes?
611
00:15:49,667 --> 00:15:51,333
The Valentimes.
612
00:15:51,375 --> 00:15:53,166
That's it!
613
00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:54,375
[thwacks]
614
00:15:54,417 --> 00:15:55,959
[cat meows]
615
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,000
[Mae]
616
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,000
Debbie!
617
00:15:57,041 --> 00:15:58,083
[Mrs. Valentine]
618
00:15:57,041 --> 00:15:58,083
Oh, no!
619
00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,500
She's never
620
00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,500
been outside before!
621
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:00,792
She's heading
622
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:00,792
towards the dog park!
623
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:02,750
[dogs barking]
624
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:02,750
[cat yowls]
625
00:16:02,792 --> 00:16:05,542
[Mr. Valentine]
626
00:16:02,792 --> 00:16:05,542
Ooh, it's officially the worst
627
00:16:02,792 --> 00:16:05,542
Valentine Valentine's ever!
628
00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:08,542
[upbeat music]
629
00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:11,792
♪ ♪
630
00:16:11,834 --> 00:16:13,000
[panting]
631
00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:15,041
[grunting]
632
00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:16,792
- Tom!
633
00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:16,792
- Hold on, Anne.
634
00:16:16,834 --> 00:16:18,792
I'm just making sure the fire's
635
00:16:16,834 --> 00:16:18,792
out underneath the couch
636
00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:20,583
that I easily picked up,
637
00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:20,583
just like the fireman.
638
00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:21,583
[chuckles]
639
00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:22,792
The kids ran away.
640
00:16:22,834 --> 00:16:24,041
Huh?
641
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,583
[shouts]
642
00:16:26,625 --> 00:16:28,083
I think I located
643
00:16:26,625 --> 00:16:28,083
Dawn's phone.
644
00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:29,709
- Come on!
645
00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:29,709
- [grunts]
646
00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:31,041
[grunts]
647
00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:32,625
[whimpers]
648
00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:34,875
Tom!
649
00:16:34,917 --> 00:16:36,291
[Anne]
650
00:16:34,917 --> 00:16:36,291
[grunts]
651
00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:37,667
[Tom]
652
00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:37,667
How are you doing this?
653
00:16:37,709 --> 00:16:39,208
[Anne]
654
00:16:37,709 --> 00:16:39,208
Fireman Mike taught me.
655
00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:41,041
[Tom]
656
00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:41,041
That hurts more
657
00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:41,041
than my foot, Anne.
658
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,291
No way.
659
00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:47,917
You ordered us
660
00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:47,917
the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
661
00:16:47,959 --> 00:16:50,083
That's so romantic.
662
00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:52,166
And if we finish it
663
00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:52,166
in 30 minutes,
664
00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:54,208
it's free!
665
00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:56,417
[with Boston accent]
666
00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:56,417
You also get a car key chain
667
00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:56,417
that says,
668
00:16:56,458 --> 00:16:58,959
I gobbled down the tower
669
00:16:56,458 --> 00:16:58,959
at DiPietro's Wall Oven Pizza.
670
00:17:02,041 --> 00:17:04,250
Okay, I didn't understand
671
00:17:02,041 --> 00:17:04,250
one word of that,
672
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:05,959
but I'm having
673
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:05,959
such a good time.
674
00:17:07,959 --> 00:17:09,417
[Dicky]
675
00:17:07,959 --> 00:17:09,417
Oh, there she is.
676
00:17:09,458 --> 00:17:11,500
She's already on her date.
677
00:17:09,458 --> 00:17:11,500
We can't bother her.
678
00:17:11,542 --> 00:17:13,417
But we need the keys
679
00:17:11,542 --> 00:17:13,417
to the store.
680
00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:15,583
Come on.
681
00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:15,583
Eat faster.
682
00:17:15,625 --> 00:17:17,208
I got this.
683
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:19,709
[thwacks]
684
00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:23,333
Um...you just got shot
685
00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:23,333
in the head with an arrow.
686
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,083
- This is how
687
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,083
they get you.
688
00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:26,250
Keep focused.
689
00:17:26,291 --> 00:17:27,959
I want
690
00:17:26,291 --> 00:17:27,959
that car key chain.
691
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,500
[scoffs]
692
00:17:30,542 --> 00:17:33,208
Uh, excuse me
693
00:17:30,542 --> 00:17:33,208
one second.
694
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,542
Hey, guys.
695
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,542
What are you doing here?
696
00:17:36,583 --> 00:17:40,083
Wow.
697
00:17:36,583 --> 00:17:40,083
So that's what you went with?
698
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:41,166
What's wrong with it?
699
00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:43,083
[all]
700
00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:43,083
Nothing!
701
00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:44,583
Okay, look.
702
00:17:44,625 --> 00:17:46,166
We're sorry
703
00:17:44,625 --> 00:17:46,166
for interrupting your date,
704
00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:47,834
but we need your keys
705
00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:47,834
to the store.
706
00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:49,125
Why?
707
00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:50,250
We're cursed.
708
00:17:50,291 --> 00:17:51,792
We're like
709
00:17:50,291 --> 00:17:51,792
a black hole
710
00:17:51,834 --> 00:17:54,250
that sucks the love
711
00:17:51,834 --> 00:17:54,250
out of Valentine's Day.
712
00:17:54,291 --> 00:17:56,709
So we need to get away
713
00:17:54,291 --> 00:17:56,709
from people for a little while
714
00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:59,375
before we destroy
715
00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:59,375
anyone else's special day.
716
00:17:59,417 --> 00:18:02,125
Wait, cursed?
717
00:17:59,417 --> 00:18:02,125
Don't be silly.
718
00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:04,166
There is no such thing
719
00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:04,166
as a curse.
720
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:07,500
[cat meows]
721
00:18:07,542 --> 00:18:09,750
[shouting, barking]
722
00:18:15,375 --> 00:18:16,875
What is this, a dog park?
723
00:18:16,917 --> 00:18:18,333
Hey, watch out
724
00:18:16,917 --> 00:18:18,333
for the wall oven.
725
00:18:18,375 --> 00:18:20,500
It'll scorch you.
726
00:18:20,542 --> 00:18:22,834
Oops.
727
00:18:22,875 --> 00:18:26,250
Okay, maybe you are
728
00:18:22,875 --> 00:18:26,250
a little cursed.
729
00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:28,417
Have you guys
730
00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:28,417
seen Debbie?
731
00:18:28,458 --> 00:18:30,959
Debbie!
732
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,208
[Mr. Valentine]
733
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,208
Stay away from our cat!
734
00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:34,792
[barking, meowing]
735
00:18:38,792 --> 00:18:39,792
[panting]
736
00:18:39,834 --> 00:18:41,125
Kids, are you okay?
737
00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:42,542
[Dawn]
738
00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:42,542
Mom, Dad,
739
00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:42,542
don't come near us!
740
00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:43,875
Why did you run away?
741
00:18:43,917 --> 00:18:44,917
We're cursed!
742
00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:46,458
We've been going
743
00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:46,458
door to door,
744
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,625
destroying love
745
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,625
wherever we go.
746
00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:50,625
We've ruined
747
00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:50,625
Valentime's Day for you
748
00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:52,083
every year
749
00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:52,083
since we've been born.
750
00:18:52,125 --> 00:18:55,041
Did he say "time's"?
751
00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:56,917
You haven't
752
00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:56,917
ruined anything.
753
00:18:56,959 --> 00:19:00,333
Mom, you don't have to lie.
754
00:18:56,959 --> 00:19:00,333
We saw the tape.
755
00:19:00,375 --> 00:19:02,458
The one from when
756
00:19:00,375 --> 00:19:02,458
you were preg-meant with us.
757
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,583
You mean pregnant?
758
00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:06,166
You guys wanted
759
00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:06,166
to have us, right?
760
00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:07,542
Of course we did.
761
00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:10,417
So you meant
762
00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:10,417
to be preg.
763
00:19:10,458 --> 00:19:13,000
Preg-meant.
764
00:19:13,041 --> 00:19:14,625
Anyway,
765
00:19:13,041 --> 00:19:14,625
we heard you guys say
766
00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:17,125
we ruined Valentine's Day
767
00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:17,125
forever.
768
00:19:17,166 --> 00:19:18,250
[both]
769
00:19:17,166 --> 00:19:18,250
Oh.
770
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:20,166
Did you hear us say
771
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:20,166
anything else?
772
00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:22,208
No, we turned it off.
773
00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:23,625
Okay, well,
774
00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:23,625
why don't we go home
775
00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:25,250
and watch the rest
776
00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:25,250
of the tape?
777
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,458
So many spots.
778
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:34,083
[whimpers]
779
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:34,083
Ow. Ow. Ow.
780
00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:36,458
Carry me, Anne!
781
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:37,875
[Anne]
782
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:37,875
Come on.
783
00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:41,500
[Tom]
784
00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:41,500
All right.
785
00:19:41,542 --> 00:19:43,458
Everybody,
786
00:19:41,542 --> 00:19:43,458
grab a root beer.
787
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:44,834
[Anne]
788
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:44,834
[clears throat]
789
00:19:44,875 --> 00:19:46,291
I think
790
00:19:44,875 --> 00:19:46,291
there's a little bit more
791
00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:47,542
on this tape
792
00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:47,542
that you need to see.
793
00:19:49,709 --> 00:19:51,834
[Tom]
794
00:19:49,709 --> 00:19:51,834
Wow, this is really happening.
795
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:53,750
We're having quadruplets.
796
00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:56,083
You know what this means, Tom?
797
00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:59,250
Valentine's Day is ruined.
798
00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:59,250
Forever.
799
00:19:59,291 --> 00:20:01,333
[Tom]
800
00:19:59,291 --> 00:20:01,333
It sure is.
801
00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:05,959
No Valentine's Day could ever
802
00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:05,959
possibly live up to this one.
803
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,542
I'm so happy, Tom.
804
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:08,834
[Tom]
805
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:08,834
[laughs]
806
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,333
Me too.
807
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,375
In fact,
808
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,375
I am four times happier
809
00:20:12,417 --> 00:20:13,834
than I ever thought
810
00:20:12,417 --> 00:20:13,834
I could be.
811
00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:16,041
[all]
812
00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:16,041
Aw!
813
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:21,458
[all]
814
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:21,458
Ew!
815
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,834
[Tom]
816
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,834
And that is why we don't
817
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,834
celebrate Valentine's Day.
818
00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:25,375
Any gift we gave
819
00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:25,375
each other
820
00:20:25,417 --> 00:20:27,333
would be nothing
821
00:20:25,417 --> 00:20:27,333
compared to you guys.
822
00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:29,125
So we're not cursed.
823
00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:31,166
We didn't ruin Valentine's Day.
824
00:20:31,208 --> 00:20:32,417
Of course you didn't.
825
00:20:32,458 --> 00:20:34,542
You're not even mad
826
00:20:32,458 --> 00:20:34,542
about the eyebrow?
827
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:36,583
Nah, nothing a little
828
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:36,583
black marker can't fix.
829
00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:40,083
Huh?
830
00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:43,917
-Um...
831
00:20:43,959 --> 00:20:46,917
[upbeat music]
832
00:20:46,959 --> 00:20:49,458
♪ ♪
833
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:52,333
And then, after our parents
834
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:52,333
showed us a videotape,
835
00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:54,333
it all made sense.
836
00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:59,291
We all know
837
00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:59,291
what you're gonna ask.
838
00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:02,250
This is a videotape.
839
00:21:02,291 --> 00:21:05,458
It's how they used to watch
840
00:21:02,291 --> 00:21:05,458
movies in the olden days.
841
00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:08,709
[all]
842
00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:08,709
Ooh.
843
00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:10,083
[Dawn]
844
00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:10,083
So what we learned
845
00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:10,083
from all this is,
846
00:21:10,125 --> 00:21:11,542
Valentine's Day
847
00:21:10,125 --> 00:21:11,542
isn't about
848
00:21:11,583 --> 00:21:13,417
who gets the most cards
849
00:21:11,583 --> 00:21:13,417
or candy.
850
00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:15,000
It's about showing
851
00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:15,000
the people you care for
852
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:16,834
how much they mean
853
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:16,834
to you.
854
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:19,542
Even if you end up
855
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:19,542
with a burnt couch.
856
00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:22,333
And a lifetime ban from
857
00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:22,333
DiPietro's Wall Oven Pizza.
858
00:21:22,375 --> 00:21:25,000
And what I learned is,
859
00:21:22,375 --> 00:21:25,000
Valentime's Day
860
00:21:25,041 --> 00:21:27,959
is actually called
861
00:21:25,041 --> 00:21:27,959
Valentine's Day.
862
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000
Thank you.
863
00:21:30,041 --> 00:21:32,458
Well, on to Paint Patrick's Day.
864
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:36,166
And before
865
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:36,166
we know it, it'll be time
866
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:36,166
for the Easter Buddy.
867
00:21:36,208 --> 00:21:37,333
I'm just kidding.
868
00:21:37,375 --> 00:21:39,083
April Foods!
869
00:21:39,125 --> 00:21:40,667
Excuse me.
870
00:21:45,208 --> 00:21:46,834
[Ricky screams]
871
00:21:50,166 --> 00:21:55,375
- ♪ ♪
872
00:21:55,417 --> 00:21:58,500
- [whistling melody]
873
00:21:58,542 --> 00:22:06,375
♪ ♪
874
00:22:06,417 --> 00:22:10,250
- [vocalizing]
875
00:22:10,291 --> 00:22:11,208
♪ Yeah ♪
876
00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:15,834
[vocalizing]
877
00:22:15,875 --> 00:22:16,792
♪ Yeah ♪
878
00:22:16,834 --> 00:22:18,083
- ♪
879
00:22:18,125 --> 00:22:19,250
- ♪