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<i>♪ La-la-la la-la-la</i>

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<i>la-la-la-la ♪</i>

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[blows whistle]

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- All right!

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Puppet roll call!

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Nicky!

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- Here!

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- Ricky!

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- Present!

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- Dicky!

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- How's it going?

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[Dawn]

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All right, everyone.

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Welcome to the opening day

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of puppet season.

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Now, I don't know about you,

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but I am sick

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of coming in second place at the

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school talent show every year.

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- Me too.

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- I hate losing to Pete Tibbals.

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Me too.

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Just because Pete Tibbals

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can fit his whole fist

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in his mouth.

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How is that a talent?

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I mean, anyone can.

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[grunts]

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Wow.

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Tibbals got skills.

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I think we all agree,

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we hate losing

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to Pete Tibbals.

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[all]

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Tibbals.

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But I've got some good news.

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His hands grew

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over the summer.

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And he got braces!

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So his hand doesn't fit?

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Like stuffing a bowling ball

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in a tube sock.

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- Yes!

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That means we're gonna win!

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Not so fast.

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Guys, it doesn't matter

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who we're up against.

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<i>The Pigs</i>

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is a second-place show.

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That's why, this year,

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we should finally do...

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<i>Goldilocks and the Three Bears!</i>

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But we've been perfecting

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<i>The Pigs</i> for three years.

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Why would we change now?

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This is our year.

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I agree, but I think

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we should do something fresh

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that'll push us over the top.

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Guys, I just want us to win.

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So do we.

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We just have to agree to agree.

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But I disagree.

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Well, there's your problem.

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Look, there's an easy way

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to settle this.

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All in favor of doing

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<i>The Three Little Pigs</i> again?

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It's "quad-nanimous."

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Uh, it's only "quad-nanimous"

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if all four of us agree.

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What does it matter?

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- It matters 'cause

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you're not listening to me.

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Every year, I say we should

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do something different,

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and every year,

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you vote against me,

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and every year,

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we come in second.

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What's the point

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of even voting?

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She's right.

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Voting's a waste of time.

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Thank you.

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All in favor of getting rid

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of the vote

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and always doing

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<i>The Three Little Pigs?</i>

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It's settled.

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"Boy-jority" rules.

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Oh, wait.

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What's that I hear?

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Is that the second-place train?

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[mimics train chugging]

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Second-second,

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second-second, second-second,

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second-second, second-second!

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[mimics train whistle]

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Lose! Lose!

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[Tom gasps]

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Is it puppet season already?

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Oh!

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Old Alice looks better

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than ever.

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Tom, I know you love "Alice,"

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but you have to admit,

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she's seen better days.

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It's true Alice is a

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puppet theater of a certain age,

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but she's seen me

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through a lot, Anne.

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She's the stage upon which

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the next generation

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of Harper puppeteers

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have honed their craft.

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She's the very foundation of--

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Whoa.

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Face it, Tom.

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Alice has put on

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her last puppet show.

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Well, why don't we just

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ask the kids?

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You love old Alice, right?

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- Yeah!

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- Absolutely.

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- Love her.

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- See? The kids understand.

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That's because

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they haven't seen this.

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[boys oohing]

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It has twice the space

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and a padded floor

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so your knees don't get sore.

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Oh, nice try, Anne,

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but my kids would never replace

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old, reliable Alice.

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- Yeah, we would.

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- Totally.

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She's out.

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Dawn, you don't want to get rid

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of old Alice, right?

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It doesn't matter

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what puppet theater we use

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if we put the same lame,

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second-place show in it.

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This is so amazing!

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So much better

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than Alice.

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What are we gonna

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name her?

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This is one heck of a start

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to puppet season!

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<i>[upbeat music]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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<i>[whistling melody]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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<i>[rhythmic clapping]</i>

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<i>♪ One, two, three, four! ♪</i>

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<i>[whistling melody]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Na, na, na, na, na-na ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Na, na, na, na,</i>

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<i>na-na ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ One, two ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Na, na, na ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Na, na-na ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh-oh-oh, hey ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪</i>

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[sighs]

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Listen.

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You guys were right.

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We should definitely do

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<i>The Three Little Pigs</i> again.

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But what if we spiced it up a

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little and did something crazy,

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like, I don't know...

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gave the wolf golden locks?

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Interesting.

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I'm listening.

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Then she could--

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I'm just spit-balling here--

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go into the pigs' house

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and sample their food,

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furnishings, and bedding.

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That could work!

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And make the pigs bears.

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Let's vote on it.

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All in favor of telling Dawn

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she's not fooling us

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and the only way to win

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is sticking with

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<i>The Three Little Pigs?</i>

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I thought you weren't voting

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anymore.

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All in favor of reinstating the

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vote so we can vote Dawn down?

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Sorry, Dawn.

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You lose now,

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but we're all gonna win later.

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Ooh, don't forget,

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we're rehearsing

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right after school.

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And you won't be needing this.

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Hmm.

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- Hey, Dawn.

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- Hey, Mack.

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So, listen, I was wondering

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if maybe you wanted

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to kick the ball around

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after school?

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I can't.

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I actually have practice.

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[Dicky]

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Look at me! I'm Dawn!

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[Ricky]

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Little Goldilocks!

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Give me the wig!

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It's my turn to play

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second place.

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Nothing.

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I have nothing to practice

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after school.

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I'd love to hang out.

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Great.

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See you then.

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[Nicky]

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Goldilocks is the worst!

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[as puppet]

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Oh, no, you didn't!

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Oh, yes, I did!

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Hmm!

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<i>♪ Na na na na na ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Na-na na na na, hey ♪</i>

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- [gasps]

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Ooh!

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I think I see the puppet theater

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delivery guy.

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You know, Anne...

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it's easy to be tempted by

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a shiny, new puppet theater.

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But you're making a mistake

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turning your back on old Alice.

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Yeah! They don't make 'em

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like they used to.

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That's removable.

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See? I can't have that happen

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up on stage.

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You can't have that happen?

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I mean the kids.

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It would be really embarrassing

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for me--them!

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I would never hear the end

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of it--they!

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[sighs]

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Call me crazy, but I think

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there's something else going on

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here.

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Fine, Tom!

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It's embarrassing.

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I see the other parents

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pointing.

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I hear them whispering,

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"Look at her, she's pathetic."

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[gasps]

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They don't say that about you.

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Not about me.

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About Alice.

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[gasps]

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They may say that about you,

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but they do not say that

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about Alice!

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Oh, yes, they do, Tom.

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But not this year.

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The new puppet theater

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is gonna change all that.

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I'll show them.

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So you're saying you care more

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about what other people think

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than about my feelings?

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[doorbell rings]

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I need to answer that, Tom.

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You're darn right you do!

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I meant the door.

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Oh, I guess I have my answer.

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[Ricky]

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Where have you been?

289
00:07:28,542 --> 00:07:30,458
You've missed

290
00:07:28,542 --> 00:07:30,458
most of rehearsal!

291
00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:33,500
Oh, did I?

292
00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:33,500
Sorry.

293
00:07:33,542 --> 00:07:37,333
Mack and I were hanging out and

294
00:07:33,542 --> 00:07:37,333
I guess I lost track of time.

295
00:07:37,375 --> 00:07:39,208
Well, I hope your fingers

296
00:07:37,375 --> 00:07:39,208
are warm,

297
00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:40,750
'cause we're jumping right in.

298
00:07:40,792 --> 00:07:43,792
Okay, we'll pick it up

299
00:07:40,792 --> 00:07:43,792
with the wolf at the door.

300
00:07:43,834 --> 00:07:46,750
[as puppet] Not by the hairs

301
00:07:43,834 --> 00:07:46,750
of my chinny-chin-chin!

302
00:07:46,792 --> 00:07:48,375
[half-hearted] Huff, puff,

303
00:07:46,792 --> 00:07:48,375
blow your house down.

304
00:07:48,417 --> 00:07:50,625
[blows raspberry]

305
00:07:50,667 --> 00:07:52,542
Oh, well,

306
00:07:50,667 --> 00:07:52,542
good enough for second place.

307
00:07:52,583 --> 00:07:54,959
- See ya.

308
00:07:52,583 --> 00:07:54,959
- Where you going?

309
00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,959
Uh, that's all the rehearsal

310
00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,959
I need,

311
00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,458
so I'm gonna continue

312
00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,458
to skip rehearsal every day

313
00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:01,750
to hang out with Mack.

314
00:08:01,792 --> 00:08:03,375
Unless you want

315
00:08:01,792 --> 00:08:03,375
to rehearse something

316
00:08:03,417 --> 00:08:05,125
that actually has a chance

317
00:08:03,417 --> 00:08:05,125
of winning.

318
00:08:05,166 --> 00:08:08,041
Until then,

319
00:08:05,166 --> 00:08:08,041
blow your own house down.

320
00:08:08,083 --> 00:08:11,542
If she keeps this up, we're

321
00:08:08,083 --> 00:08:11,542
no longer the front-runners.

322
00:08:11,583 --> 00:08:13,542
We could lose

323
00:08:11,583 --> 00:08:13,542
to the juggling Branzinos!

324
00:08:13,583 --> 00:08:17,458
You shut your puppet hole!

325
00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:20,083
We will not

326
00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:20,083
get second place again.

327
00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:22,834
And we will not let Dawn

328
00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:22,834
sink this ship.

329
00:08:22,875 --> 00:08:27,333
We need to keep her focused

330
00:08:22,875 --> 00:08:27,333
on what's important: us.

331
00:08:27,375 --> 00:08:31,792
Yeah, we need to get rid

332
00:08:27,375 --> 00:08:31,792
of Dawn's little distraction.

333
00:08:31,834 --> 00:08:35,417
I think it's about time we pay

334
00:08:31,834 --> 00:08:35,417
Mack a little visit.

335
00:08:35,458 --> 00:08:37,750
But we need to be smart

336
00:08:35,458 --> 00:08:37,750
about it.

337
00:08:37,792 --> 00:08:40,458
No one can know it's us.

338
00:08:44,750 --> 00:08:46,750
Hey, eyelashes.

339
00:08:46,792 --> 00:08:50,083
Whoa...whoa...whoa!

340
00:08:50,125 --> 00:08:53,166
Hey.

341
00:08:50,125 --> 00:08:53,166
Awesome puppets.

342
00:08:53,208 --> 00:08:55,417
We're not here to chitchat,

343
00:08:53,208 --> 00:08:55,417
punk.

344
00:08:58,792 --> 00:09:00,875
What are you guys doing?

345
00:09:00,917 --> 00:09:02,417
Don't look at them.

346
00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:04,542
This is between us.

347
00:09:04,583 --> 00:09:07,083
Word on the street is

348
00:09:04,583 --> 00:09:07,083
you have a thing

349
00:09:07,125 --> 00:09:09,667
for interrupting

350
00:09:07,125 --> 00:09:09,667
puppet practice.

351
00:09:09,709 --> 00:09:11,667
What are you talking about?

352
00:09:11,709 --> 00:09:13,333
We're talking about you

353
00:09:11,709 --> 00:09:13,333
making us

354
00:09:13,375 --> 00:09:15,834
have to postpone

355
00:09:13,375 --> 00:09:15,834
puppet practice,

356
00:09:15,875 --> 00:09:18,500
you pretty little

357
00:09:15,875 --> 00:09:18,500
pepper pot!

358
00:09:18,542 --> 00:09:20,125
What's a pepper pot?

359
00:09:20,166 --> 00:09:24,166
Somebody who asks

360
00:09:20,166 --> 00:09:24,166
too many questions!

361
00:09:24,208 --> 00:09:26,417
Dawn was late yesterday...

362
00:09:26,458 --> 00:09:29,917
because of you, pal!

363
00:09:29,959 --> 00:09:32,041
Guys, I'm sorry.

364
00:09:29,959 --> 00:09:32,041
I had no idea.

365
00:09:32,083 --> 00:09:35,917
I told you not

366
00:09:32,083 --> 00:09:35,917
to look at them!

367
00:09:35,959 --> 00:09:39,208
All right, bub,

368
00:09:35,959 --> 00:09:39,208
here's how it's gonna be!

369
00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:43,333
You cancel your plans with Dawn

370
00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:43,333
this afternoon,

371
00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:47,125
or we're gonna cancel you.

372
00:09:47,166 --> 00:09:50,166
This is our year,

373
00:09:47,166 --> 00:09:50,166
and we're not gonna let you,

374
00:09:50,208 --> 00:09:52,667
or your awesome eyelashes,

375
00:09:50,208 --> 00:09:52,667
get in the way of us

376
00:09:52,709 --> 00:09:54,375
winning that talent show!

377
00:09:54,417 --> 00:09:56,709
Look, I don't want

378
00:09:54,417 --> 00:09:56,709
any trouble.

379
00:09:56,750 --> 00:09:58,917
I'll stay away from Dawn.

380
00:09:58,959 --> 00:10:01,083
Glad you see things our way.

381
00:10:01,125 --> 00:10:03,250
Our work here is done,

382
00:10:01,125 --> 00:10:03,250
boys.

383
00:10:03,291 --> 00:10:04,709
Let's roll.

384
00:10:04,750 --> 00:10:10,250
[boys imitating engines revving]

385
00:10:15,542 --> 00:10:19,542
Okay, yeah, I just need

386
00:10:15,542 --> 00:10:19,542
to find the Flugenfleegan

387
00:10:19,583 --> 00:10:22,625
and put it in

388
00:10:19,583 --> 00:10:22,625
the Flechenstichen.

389
00:10:22,667 --> 00:10:24,875
You know what's great theater?

390
00:10:24,917 --> 00:10:26,291
Watching you try

391
00:10:24,917 --> 00:10:26,291
to build a theater.

392
00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:28,583
What? I just need to get

393
00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:28,583
this peg

394
00:10:28,625 --> 00:10:32,166
into this ridiculously

395
00:10:28,625 --> 00:10:32,166
tiny hooollleee.

396
00:10:32,208 --> 00:10:34,583
Ugh!

397
00:10:34,625 --> 00:10:37,709
Come on. Okay.

398
00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:41,375
I-will-not-be-

399
00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:41,375
humiliated--oh!

400
00:10:41,417 --> 00:10:43,500
Ohh!

401
00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:46,959
You know, Anne,

402
00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:46,959
when I built Alice.

403
00:10:47,041 --> 00:10:49,917
there wasn't any shouting

404
00:10:47,041 --> 00:10:49,917
or shoe hammering.

405
00:10:49,959 --> 00:10:50,959
- Hmph!

406
00:10:49,959 --> 00:10:50,959
- Hmm.

407
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,792
It was easy.

408
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,792
Ooh.

409
00:10:53,834 --> 00:10:56,041
Because I built her

410
00:10:53,834 --> 00:10:56,041
for the right reasons.

411
00:10:56,083 --> 00:10:59,083
Not to quiet the whispers

412
00:10:56,083 --> 00:10:59,083
or stop the pointing,

413
00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:00,834
but to give the puppets

414
00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:00,834
a place to shine

415
00:11:00,875 --> 00:11:03,750
and tell their stories.

416
00:11:03,792 --> 00:11:06,041
Tom...

417
00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:09,083
You are this close

418
00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:09,083
to getting Schlugenviel

419
00:11:09,125 --> 00:11:10,333
in your Sloggenbosch.

420
00:11:12,458 --> 00:11:16,875
[both]

421
00:11:12,458 --> 00:11:16,875
And one, and two,

422
00:11:12,458 --> 00:11:16,875
and one, and two--

423
00:11:16,917 --> 00:11:19,875
So I hear three little piggies

424
00:11:16,917 --> 00:11:19,875
popped in

425
00:11:19,917 --> 00:11:24,000
for an impromptu puppet powwow

426
00:11:19,917 --> 00:11:24,000
with a pretty pepper pot.

427
00:11:25,625 --> 00:11:28,458
At least our puppets

428
00:11:25,625 --> 00:11:28,458
didn't spit.

429
00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:31,709
Next time,

430
00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:31,709
stay away from Mack.

431
00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:34,208
We only talked to Mack

432
00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:34,208
because we're never gonna win

433
00:11:34,250 --> 00:11:36,792
first place if you

434
00:11:34,250 --> 00:11:36,792
don't show up to practice.

435
00:11:36,834 --> 00:11:38,458
Well, I'd rather

436
00:11:36,834 --> 00:11:38,458
hang out with Mack

437
00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:39,959
than practice some

438
00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:39,959
dumb old play

439
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,917
that's not gonna win us

440
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,917
first place.

441
00:11:41,959 --> 00:11:43,917
You know what?

442
00:11:41,959 --> 00:11:43,917
Mack's not the problem.

443
00:11:43,959 --> 00:11:45,000
You are, Dawn.

444
00:11:45,041 --> 00:11:47,208
Oh, I'm the problem?

445
00:11:45,041 --> 00:11:47,208
Okay, then fine.

446
00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:48,875
Problem solved.

447
00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:48,875
I quit.

448
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:49,875
[all]

449
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:49,875
What?

450
00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:52,166
- Have fun coming in last.

451
00:11:52,208 --> 00:11:54,709
You don't get to tell us

452
00:11:52,208 --> 00:11:54,709
what to do!

453
00:11:56,458 --> 00:11:58,709
Hey, Dad, what's wrong?

454
00:11:58,750 --> 00:12:00,542
Nothing.

455
00:12:00,583 --> 00:12:04,041
Just getting some ice

456
00:12:00,583 --> 00:12:04,041
for my Sloggenbosch.

457
00:12:04,083 --> 00:12:05,083
Whew.

458
00:12:09,417 --> 00:12:12,333
<i>♪ [whistling] ♪</i>

459
00:12:15,959 --> 00:12:18,959
The Branzino Sisters

460
00:12:15,959 --> 00:12:18,959
smell blood.

461
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:22,000
They think now that Dawn's

462
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:22,000
off our team, we're weak.

463
00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:22,875
Are we?

464
00:12:22,917 --> 00:12:24,750
Relax,

465
00:12:22,917 --> 00:12:24,750
we're gonna be fine.

466
00:12:24,792 --> 00:12:27,083
Dawn's gonna come

467
00:12:24,792 --> 00:12:27,083
crawling back to us.

468
00:12:27,125 --> 00:12:30,667
Look, here she comes now.

469
00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:33,166
Dawn, let us save you

470
00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:33,166
the trouble

471
00:12:33,208 --> 00:12:37,542
of crawling back to us.

472
00:12:33,208 --> 00:12:37,542
Yes, we'll take you back.

473
00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:40,375
I'm not crawling

474
00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:40,375
back to you.

475
00:12:40,417 --> 00:12:42,250
I was looking for this...

476
00:12:42,291 --> 00:12:44,166
Which goes with this.

477
00:12:44,208 --> 00:12:45,166
[all]

478
00:12:44,208 --> 00:12:45,166
A puppet?

479
00:12:45,208 --> 00:12:47,375
Which goes with this.

480
00:12:47,417 --> 00:12:48,709
[all]

481
00:12:47,417 --> 00:12:48,709
Mack?

482
00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:51,875
My new partner

483
00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:51,875
for my own puppet show.

484
00:12:51,917 --> 00:12:54,625
Show them your puppet,

485
00:12:51,917 --> 00:12:54,625
Mack.

486
00:12:54,667 --> 00:12:58,083
[all]

487
00:12:54,667 --> 00:12:58,083
Mack's puppet?

488
00:12:58,125 --> 00:13:00,959
That's a bear, as in Goldilocks

489
00:12:58,125 --> 00:13:00,959
and the three of them.

490
00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:05,125
No hard feelings

491
00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:05,125
here, guys.

492
00:13:05,166 --> 00:13:07,125
Yeah, like we're afraid

493
00:13:05,166 --> 00:13:07,125
of a sock puppet.

494
00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:08,750
[laughs]

495
00:13:08,792 --> 00:13:11,375
Mack, show 'em

496
00:13:08,792 --> 00:13:11,375
what you got.

497
00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:16,959
This porridge is too hot.

498
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,625
This porridge is too cold.

499
00:13:19,667 --> 00:13:23,291
This one is just right.

500
00:13:19,667 --> 00:13:23,291
Hmm.

501
00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:25,709
How did he do that?

502
00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:26,875
He went to puppet camp.

503
00:13:26,917 --> 00:13:27,875
[gasps]

504
00:13:27,917 --> 00:13:29,000
And it was sleep away.

505
00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:30,291
[all gasp]

506
00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:33,291
Good luck at the talent show.

507
00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:33,291
Hmm.

508
00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:34,542
Two hands?

509
00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:35,875
- Three puppets?

510
00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:35,875
- It's over!

511
00:13:35,917 --> 00:13:38,917
It's not over.

512
00:13:35,917 --> 00:13:38,917
We can still win without Dawn.

513
00:13:38,959 --> 00:13:40,000
Yes we can.

514
00:13:40,041 --> 00:13:41,291
We just gotta get Mack.

515
00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:43,041
We can't get Mack.

516
00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:43,041
Dawn got Mack.

517
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:45,000
Well, if we get Dawn back,

518
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:45,000
Mack'll come with her.

519
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:46,625
We're not getting

520
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:46,625
either of them.

521
00:13:46,667 --> 00:13:48,875
We just need to find someone

522
00:13:46,667 --> 00:13:48,875
who's better than Dawn.

523
00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:51,208
Oh, I know somebody.

524
00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:52,208
- Who?

525
00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:52,208
- Mack.

526
00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:54,166
I'm out.

527
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:57,083
♪ Uh, uh, oh

528
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:57,083
Hey, uh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

529
00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:59,709
So tell me why you think

530
00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:59,709
you'd be right

531
00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:01,542
for the role

532
00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:01,542
of the Big Bad Wolf.

533
00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:04,667
[low voice]

534
00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:04,667
Well, I'm big and I'm bad,

535
00:14:04,709 --> 00:14:07,417
and I've been told

536
00:14:04,709 --> 00:14:07,417
I have wolf breath.

537
00:14:07,458 --> 00:14:11,166
Okay.

538
00:14:11,208 --> 00:14:13,291
Let's take it from,

539
00:14:11,208 --> 00:14:13,291
"Not by the hair

540
00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:17,000
of my chinny-chin-chin."

541
00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:17,000
And...puppet.

542
00:14:18,917 --> 00:14:21,792
Then I'll huff

543
00:14:18,917 --> 00:14:21,792
and I'll puff

544
00:14:21,834 --> 00:14:24,667
and I'll blow

545
00:14:21,834 --> 00:14:24,667
your house down!

546
00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:29,083
- [coughs]

547
00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:29,083
- Oh.

548
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,709
She does have wolf breath.

549
00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:35,750
Next.

550
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:38,333
And I'll huff

551
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:38,333
and I'll puff

552
00:14:38,375 --> 00:14:40,583
and I'll blow

553
00:14:38,375 --> 00:14:40,583
your house down.

554
00:14:40,625 --> 00:14:43,709
[coughs]

555
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:46,709
Next!

556
00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:49,542
And I'll huff

557
00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:49,542
and I'll puff

558
00:14:49,583 --> 00:14:53,166
and I'll blow

559
00:14:49,583 --> 00:14:53,166
your house down!

560
00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:54,166
[applause]

561
00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:55,417
- Well done.

562
00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:55,417
- Very nice.

563
00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:57,333
We found our new wolf.

564
00:14:57,375 --> 00:15:01,250
Oh, I told you guys,

565
00:14:57,375 --> 00:15:01,250
I'm just here to pick you up.

566
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,041
But please,

567
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,041
you're perfect.

568
00:15:03,083 --> 00:15:05,000
I'm not even

569
00:15:03,083 --> 00:15:05,000
a student here.

570
00:15:05,041 --> 00:15:06,792
Oh, why don't you guys

571
00:15:05,041 --> 00:15:06,792
use Mack?

572
00:15:06,834 --> 00:15:08,917
I heard him in the hallway.

573
00:15:06,834 --> 00:15:08,917
He is a natural.

574
00:15:08,959 --> 00:15:13,291
He's not a natural!

575
00:15:08,959 --> 00:15:13,291
He went to camp!

576
00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:17,333
Okay, whoa, sorry.

577
00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:17,333
I'll meet you outside.

578
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:18,917
What are we gonna do?

579
00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:21,208
I'll tell you

580
00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:21,208
what we're gonna do.

581
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:25,000
I'm gonna put a pig on one hand,

582
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:25,000
a wolf on the on the other,

583
00:15:25,041 --> 00:15:28,125
and go out there and puppet

584
00:15:25,041 --> 00:15:28,125
like no one else can.

585
00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:29,291
Except maybe Mack.

586
00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:32,250
Ricky's getting upset!

587
00:15:32,291 --> 00:15:33,792
♪ La la la la la la la la ♪

588
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:37,875
[sighs]

589
00:15:37,917 --> 00:15:41,417
And...done.

590
00:15:41,458 --> 00:15:44,709
And...miss.

591
00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:47,542
W-w-what part is a miss?

592
00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:51,500
Oh, well, you know,

593
00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:51,500
just basically...this.

594
00:15:51,542 --> 00:15:52,834
Just help me get it

595
00:15:51,542 --> 00:15:52,834
to the car.

596
00:15:52,875 --> 00:15:53,917
Ugh.

597
00:15:53,959 --> 00:15:56,583
Okay.

598
00:15:53,959 --> 00:15:56,583
Okay.

599
00:15:57,166 --> 00:15:58,625
Yup, yup, yup, yup.

600
00:15:58,667 --> 00:15:59,542
Hon, I don't think

601
00:15:58,667 --> 00:15:59,542
it's gonna--

602
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:00,542
It's gonna fit!

603
00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:01,583
The door's too small.

604
00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:03,166
Make it wider!

605
00:16:03,208 --> 00:16:04,959
I can't make it wider.

606
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,000
Ugh!

607
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,000
I'll do it myself!

608
00:16:07,041 --> 00:16:09,375
[grunting]

609
00:16:09,417 --> 00:16:10,750
Okay, okay, okay.

610
00:16:10,792 --> 00:16:11,625
Hon, hon, hon, hon, hon,

611
00:16:10,792 --> 00:16:11,625
hey, hey, listen, listen.

612
00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:13,000
What?

613
00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:15,000
Even if you could get it

614
00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:15,000
through the door,

615
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,875
is this what you want

616
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,875
the world to see?

617
00:16:16,917 --> 00:16:19,625
[panting]

618
00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:21,625
No.

619
00:16:21,667 --> 00:16:23,417
It's okay.

620
00:16:21,667 --> 00:16:23,417
It's okay.

621
00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:25,333
Then let's show

622
00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:25,333
those pointers and whisperers

623
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:27,375
something we can both

624
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:27,375
be proud of.

625
00:16:27,417 --> 00:16:31,500
No, Tom.

626
00:16:27,417 --> 00:16:31,500
Let's do it for the puppets...

627
00:16:31,542 --> 00:16:34,834
And their stories.

628
00:16:34,875 --> 00:16:35,917
That's my girl.

629
00:16:35,959 --> 00:16:37,792
Oh!

630
00:16:37,834 --> 00:16:40,542
♪ La la la

631
00:16:37,834 --> 00:16:40,542
la la la la la ♪

632
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:43,291
[playing water-filled glasses]

633
00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:50,000
♪ ♪

634
00:16:50,041 --> 00:16:54,208
I feel so pretty.

635
00:16:50,041 --> 00:16:54,208
We're crushing this!

636
00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:56,917
♪ ♪

637
00:16:58,792 --> 00:16:59,834
[applause]

638
00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:01,542
Let's give it up

639
00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:01,542
for Indra and Oscar.

640
00:17:01,583 --> 00:17:03,834
That was oddly moving.

641
00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:08,333
- Well, well, well, if it isn't

642
00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:08,333
the three little piggies

643
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:10,625
who are gonna cry,

644
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:10,625
"Wee, wee, wee,

645
00:17:10,667 --> 00:17:13,834
all the way

646
00:17:10,667 --> 00:17:13,834
to second place."

647
00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:17,291
Clever, but your snappy

648
00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:17,291
wordplay isn't gonna save you

649
00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:21,583
once our puppet fists of fury

650
00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:21,583
hit the stage!

651
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,417
I don't need word play.

652
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,417
I've got Mack.

653
00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:26,750
He is really good.

654
00:17:26,792 --> 00:17:29,250
Yes, we know!

655
00:17:26,792 --> 00:17:29,250
He's good!

656
00:17:29,291 --> 00:17:31,959
- Puppets up next.

657
00:17:29,291 --> 00:17:31,959
Up next, puppets.

658
00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:36,125
- Okay, easy.

659
00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:36,125
[Anne] Ugh.

660
00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:38,417
- Easy.

661
00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:38,417
[Anne] Ugh!

662
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:41,125
- Easy.

663
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:41,125
- Ugh! Easy for you.

664
00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:42,333
I could use

665
00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:42,333
a little help.

666
00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:44,458
No, you're doing great.

667
00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:44,458
Easy.

668
00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:45,875
[groaning]

669
00:17:45,917 --> 00:17:48,625
- Easy.

670
00:17:45,917 --> 00:17:48,625
- [groaning]

671
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:51,166
[Tom]

672
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:51,166
Easy.

673
00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:53,333
Where is your little golden boy,

674
00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:53,333
anyway?

675
00:17:53,375 --> 00:17:56,250
He's here. He's just doing

676
00:17:53,375 --> 00:17:56,250
his special puppet warm-ups.

677
00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:58,750
Well,

678
00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:58,750
you may have Mack,

679
00:17:58,792 --> 00:18:02,250
but we've got the best wolf

680
00:17:58,792 --> 00:18:02,250
that we've ever had.

681
00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:03,375
Oh really?

682
00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:06,083
Yeah.

683
00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:06,083
He's huffy and puffy,

684
00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:07,583
but in a good way.

685
00:18:07,625 --> 00:18:09,291
What's that supposed to mean?

686
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:12,000
You know what it means.

687
00:18:12,041 --> 00:18:16,250
I'm only huffy and puffy

688
00:18:12,041 --> 00:18:16,250
because you guys are blowhards!

689
00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:19,458
Up next,<i> The Three Little Pigs</i>

690
00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:19,458
performed by the...

691
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:23,333
This is interesting...

692
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:23,333
Harper Triplets.

693
00:18:23,375 --> 00:18:25,583
[all arguing]

694
00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:28,709
Harper Triplets?

695
00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:28,709
You three little pigs!

696
00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:29,959
[all gasp]

697
00:18:33,834 --> 00:18:36,125
I've built my house

698
00:18:33,834 --> 00:18:36,125
of straw.

699
00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:40,667
It's not very sturdy, but

700
00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:40,667
I'll have lots of time to play.

701
00:18:40,709 --> 00:18:48,333
Little Pig! Little Pig!

702
00:18:40,709 --> 00:18:48,333
Let me come in.

703
00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:50,333
[scoffs]

704
00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:50,333
Nice wolf voice.

705
00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:53,291
Not by the hair

706
00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:53,291
of my chinny-chin-chin.

707
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,291
Well then I'll huff...

708
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:57,166
In a really good wolf voice--

709
00:18:57,208 --> 00:18:58,250
And I'll puff...

710
00:18:58,291 --> 00:19:00,667
Way better

711
00:18:58,291 --> 00:19:00,667
than the previous puffer--

712
00:19:00,709 --> 00:19:04,917
And I'll blow your house down!

713
00:19:04,959 --> 00:19:07,417
You call that puffing?

714
00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:10,458
The previous wolf

715
00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:10,458
was way better.

716
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:13,041
How would you know,

717
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:13,041
Goldilocks?

718
00:19:13,083 --> 00:19:16,125
You're not even

719
00:19:13,083 --> 00:19:16,125
in the right fairy tale.

720
00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:18,250
What'evs, pig boy!

721
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:21,542
Uh, what are they doing?

722
00:19:21,583 --> 00:19:24,875
Making a mockery

723
00:19:21,583 --> 00:19:24,875
of puppet season.

724
00:19:24,917 --> 00:19:28,583
On the upside, everyone

725
00:19:24,917 --> 00:19:28,583
loves the new theater.

726
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:31,917
This is just like

727
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:31,917
Goldilocks,

728
00:19:31,959 --> 00:19:35,583
barging into a place

729
00:19:31,959 --> 00:19:35,583
she doesn't belong.

730
00:19:35,625 --> 00:19:38,041
Breaking chairs,

731
00:19:35,625 --> 00:19:38,041
eating porridge,

732
00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:40,166
and filling up the DVR

733
00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:40,166
with the shows

734
00:19:40,208 --> 00:19:42,083
the bears don't want

735
00:19:40,208 --> 00:19:42,083
to watch.

736
00:19:42,125 --> 00:19:44,792
I thought we were pigs.

737
00:19:44,834 --> 00:19:49,583
Pigs, bears, brothers,

738
00:19:44,834 --> 00:19:49,583
doesn't matter!

739
00:19:49,625 --> 00:19:51,792
Living with you

740
00:19:49,625 --> 00:19:51,792
is impossible!

741
00:19:54,458 --> 00:19:57,792
Living with you

742
00:19:54,458 --> 00:19:57,792
is impossible!

743
00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:10,542
Uh...and scene.

744
00:20:10,583 --> 00:20:12,166
Let's give it up

745
00:20:10,583 --> 00:20:12,166
for the puppet stylings

746
00:20:12,208 --> 00:20:14,000
of the Harper Family Players.

747
00:20:14,041 --> 00:20:16,000
[applause]

748
00:20:14,041 --> 00:20:16,000
- Uh--

749
00:20:16,041 --> 00:20:18,583
Up next, Dawn and Mack

750
00:20:16,041 --> 00:20:18,583
with more puppet fun,

751
00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:20,583
and later, Pete Tibbals

752
00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:20,583
will attempt

753
00:20:20,625 --> 00:20:23,166
to stuff a bowling ball

754
00:20:20,625 --> 00:20:23,166
in a tube sock.

755
00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:26,417
[Ricky]

756
00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:26,417
No, your fault!

757
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:27,583
[Dicky]

758
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:27,583
You totally embarrassed us!

759
00:20:27,625 --> 00:20:28,583
[Nicky]

760
00:20:27,625 --> 00:20:28,583
I hope you're happy.

761
00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:34,959
[all arguing]

762
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,250
Stop it!

763
00:20:36,291 --> 00:20:37,583
What is this all about?

764
00:20:37,625 --> 00:20:39,333
[all]

765
00:20:37,625 --> 00:20:39,333
She/They started it!

766
00:20:39,375 --> 00:20:40,625
- Dawn, we're up.

767
00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:42,166
[all]

768
00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:42,166
Not now!

769
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,291
Whoa, what has gotten

770
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,291
into you guys?

771
00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:46,250
Yeah, I thought you were

772
00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:46,250
working together.

773
00:20:46,291 --> 00:20:48,834
If we were really

774
00:20:46,291 --> 00:20:48,834
working "together,"

775
00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:51,041
they wouldn't always

776
00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:51,041
vote against me.

777
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,875
We don't always

778
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,875
vote against you.

779
00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:54,625
- I'm with Ricky.

780
00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:54,625
- Me too.

781
00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:56,000
See?

782
00:20:56,041 --> 00:20:57,834
You don't even realize

783
00:20:56,041 --> 00:20:57,834
you're doing it.

784
00:20:57,875 --> 00:20:59,583
But we voted.

785
00:20:57,875 --> 00:20:59,583
It's fair.

786
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:02,083
It may be fair,

787
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:02,083
but it's not right.

788
00:21:02,125 --> 00:21:03,583
You know what's not right?

789
00:21:03,625 --> 00:21:05,458
Not getting your way

790
00:21:03,625 --> 00:21:05,458
and bailing on us.

791
00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:06,834
And then replacing us

792
00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:06,834
with Mack.

793
00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:08,709
At least he listens to me.

794
00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:11,166
And he's scary good

795
00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:11,166
at puppets.

796
00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:13,542
Yes, we know he's good.

797
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:19,333
But it's not about Mack.

798
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:19,333
You just made us mad.

799
00:21:19,375 --> 00:21:23,792
We were upset because

800
00:21:19,375 --> 00:21:23,792
we knew without you,

801
00:21:23,834 --> 00:21:25,834
we had no chance

802
00:21:23,834 --> 00:21:25,834
of winning.

803
00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:28,166
And I knew I couldn't win

804
00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:28,166
without you either.

805
00:21:28,208 --> 00:21:29,834
I just wanted to be heard.

806
00:21:29,875 --> 00:21:32,875
Well, then maybe we should try

807
00:21:29,875 --> 00:21:32,875
and be better listeners.

808
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:35,583
All in favor of being

809
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:35,583
better listeners?

810
00:21:37,458 --> 00:21:39,417
It's quad-nanimous.

811
00:21:40,917 --> 00:21:44,041
Oh, we're so proud of you.

812
00:21:40,917 --> 00:21:44,041
Mwah.

813
00:21:44,083 --> 00:21:45,834
- Truth is, you never had

814
00:21:44,083 --> 00:21:45,834
a shot anyway.

815
00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:48,166
I mean,

816
00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:48,166
look at that kid.

817
00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:51,125
[Mack]

818
00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:51,125
<i>♪ Row row row your boat ♪</i>

819
00:21:51,166 --> 00:21:53,709
<i>- ♪ Gently down the stream ♪</i>

820
00:21:51,166 --> 00:21:53,709
<i>- ♪ Row row row your boat ♪</i>

821
00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:56,709
<i>- ♪ Merrily, merrily... ♪</i>

822
00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:56,709
<i>- ♪ Row row row your boat ♪</i>

823
00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:59,291
<i>- ♪ Merrily, merrily... ♪</i>

824
00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:59,291
<i>- ♪ Life is but a dream ♪</i>

825
00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:01,709
<i>- ♪ Row row row your boat ♪</i>

826
00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:01,709
<i>- ♪ Life is but a dream ♪</i>

827
00:22:01,750 --> 00:22:06,500
Man, that must be

828
00:22:01,750 --> 00:22:06,500
one heck of a camp.

829
00:22:09,875 --> 00:22:15,083
- ♪ ♪

830
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:18,208
- [whistling melody]

831
00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:26,083
♪ ♪

832
00:22:26,125 --> 00:22:29,959
- [vocalizing]

833
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:30,917
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

834
00:22:30,959 --> 00:22:35,542
[vocalizing]

835
00:22:35,583 --> 00:22:36,500
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

836
00:22:36,542 --> 00:22:37,792
- ♪

837
00:22:37,834 --> 00:22:38,959
- ♪