1 00:00:10,542 --> 00:00:12,166 - Hey, Josie. 2 00:00:12,208 --> 00:00:13,500 A strawberry smoothie for me, 3 00:00:13,542 --> 00:00:15,417 and for my little 4 00:00:13,542 --> 00:00:15,417 furry friend here, 5 00:00:15,458 --> 00:00:17,333 a can of your finest meat. 6 00:00:17,375 --> 00:00:19,125 - [barking] 7 00:00:19,166 --> 00:00:21,959 - Make that two cans. 8 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,792 - Aw, look who got 9 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,792 a new dog tag. 10 00:00:25,834 --> 00:00:28,166 So you guys finally agreed 11 00:00:25,834 --> 00:00:28,166 on a name? 12 00:00:28,208 --> 00:00:31,291 - Yep. My brothers 13 00:00:28,208 --> 00:00:31,291 just don't know it yet. 14 00:00:31,333 --> 00:00:32,959 - Won't they notice? 15 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,583 - Please, they never notice 16 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,583 anything. 17 00:00:35,625 --> 00:00:38,083 - I notice something. 18 00:00:38,125 --> 00:00:39,917 - I notice it too. 19 00:00:39,959 --> 00:00:42,542 - Me too. 20 00:00:42,583 --> 00:00:46,458 Mom and Dad totally redid 21 00:00:42,583 --> 00:00:46,458 the cafe. 22 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:48,959 - We're talking 23 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:48,959 about the dog tag. 24 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,542 It better say 25 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,542 his name is, "Chip." 26 00:00:50,583 --> 00:00:52,291 - You mean, "Tiny Elvis." 27 00:00:52,333 --> 00:00:54,875 - The tag should say, "Gary." 28 00:00:54,917 --> 00:00:56,208 - Too late, fellas. 29 00:00:56,250 --> 00:00:57,750 The tag has spoken. 30 00:00:57,792 --> 00:00:59,625 His name is, "Squishy Paws." 31 00:00:59,667 --> 00:01:03,041 - No, it's not. 32 00:00:59,667 --> 00:01:03,041 [all arguing] 33 00:01:03,083 --> 00:01:04,500 - Guys! 34 00:01:04,542 --> 00:01:06,542 Guys! 35 00:01:04,542 --> 00:01:06,542 Guys! 36 00:01:06,583 --> 00:01:10,083 All your arguing 37 00:01:06,583 --> 00:01:10,083 is upsetting him. 38 00:01:10,125 --> 00:01:12,917 Look, he's even doing 39 00:01:10,125 --> 00:01:12,917 his sad-tail thing. 40 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:16,041 - Josie's right. 41 00:01:16,083 --> 00:01:17,792 All this arguing 42 00:01:16,083 --> 00:01:17,792 is upsetting... 43 00:01:17,834 --> 00:01:19,083 Chip! 44 00:01:19,125 --> 00:01:20,625 [all arguing] 45 00:01:20,667 --> 00:01:22,208 - So... 46 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:25,083 I hear we have a petty thief 47 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:25,083 making his way around town. 48 00:01:27,667 --> 00:01:29,750 Let me tell you, 49 00:01:27,667 --> 00:01:29,750 Mr. Boulder Bandit. 50 00:01:29,792 --> 00:01:32,041 You better think twice 51 00:01:29,792 --> 00:01:32,041 before you hit my store, 52 00:01:32,083 --> 00:01:35,417 'cause I've got eyes... 53 00:01:35,458 --> 00:01:38,458 in the sky. 54 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:39,917 - Hey, Tom? 55 00:01:39,959 --> 00:01:42,667 Were you expecting 56 00:01:39,959 --> 00:01:42,667 a T-shirt delivery? 57 00:01:42,709 --> 00:01:44,709 - I'll ask the questions 58 00:01:42,709 --> 00:01:44,709 around here. 59 00:01:44,750 --> 00:01:46,792 And, yes. 60 00:01:44,750 --> 00:01:46,792 Yes, I was. 61 00:01:46,834 --> 00:01:50,417 Does it look a little something 62 00:01:46,834 --> 00:01:50,417 like this? 63 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:54,250 - Uh, no, they look 64 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:54,250 a little more like this. 65 00:01:54,291 --> 00:01:57,667 - What? No, no! 66 00:01:54,291 --> 00:01:57,667 I sent them the picture 67 00:01:57,709 --> 00:01:59,125 of me wearing the T-shirt 68 00:01:57,709 --> 00:01:59,125 as an example. 69 00:01:59,166 --> 00:02:01,083 They weren't supposed to put me 70 00:01:59,166 --> 00:02:01,083 on the shirt. 71 00:02:01,125 --> 00:02:03,250 - Well, I guess 72 00:02:01,125 --> 00:02:03,250 you could just return them. 73 00:02:03,291 --> 00:02:05,458 - [clears throat] 74 00:02:03,291 --> 00:02:05,458 Hoo, wow. 75 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:06,917 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 76 00:02:06,959 --> 00:02:09,166 You did make sure they had 77 00:02:06,959 --> 00:02:09,166 a return policy 78 00:02:09,208 --> 00:02:12,375 before you ordered 79 00:02:09,208 --> 00:02:12,375 6,000, right? 80 00:02:12,417 --> 00:02:13,709 - I told you... 81 00:02:13,750 --> 00:02:15,917 I'll ask the questions 82 00:02:13,750 --> 00:02:15,917 around here. 83 00:02:15,959 --> 00:02:18,834 Now, if you'll excuse me... 84 00:02:18,875 --> 00:02:21,291 I-I'm going to go call 85 00:02:18,875 --> 00:02:21,291 and ask that question. 86 00:02:22,667 --> 00:02:24,500 [all arguing] 87 00:02:28,792 --> 00:02:30,166 - [barks] 88 00:02:34,041 --> 00:02:35,417 [barking] 89 00:02:43,166 --> 00:02:44,583 - [screaming] 90 00:02:45,792 --> 00:02:46,792 Get him off! 91 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:49,000 Get him off! 92 00:02:49,041 --> 00:02:50,625 - He caught the Boulder Bandit. 93 00:02:50,667 --> 00:02:52,166 Squishy Paws is a hero! 94 00:02:52,208 --> 00:02:53,375 - Chip's a hero! 95 00:02:53,417 --> 00:02:54,792 - Good job, Tiny Elvis. 96 00:02:54,834 --> 00:02:56,208 - The hero is Gary! 97 00:02:56,250 --> 00:02:58,792 [all cheering] 98 00:02:58,834 --> 00:03:02,834 - Well, looks 99 00:02:58,834 --> 00:03:02,834 like someone's having a... 100 00:03:02,875 --> 00:03:05,000 "ruff" day. 101 00:03:05,041 --> 00:03:07,458 [screaming] 102 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:09,083 - [barking] 103 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:09,083 - Ah! Ah! 104 00:03:09,125 --> 00:03:11,583 [upbeat music] 105 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:16,500 ♪ ♪ 106 00:03:16,542 --> 00:03:19,250 - [whistling melody] 107 00:03:19,291 --> 00:03:22,125 ♪ ♪ 108 00:03:22,166 --> 00:03:24,417 [rhythmic clapping] 109 00:03:22,166 --> 00:03:24,417 - ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪ 110 00:03:24,458 --> 00:03:27,125 - [whistling melody] 111 00:03:27,166 --> 00:03:32,542 ♪ ♪ 112 00:03:32,583 --> 00:03:34,375 - ♪ Na, na, na, na, na-na ♪ 113 00:03:34,417 --> 00:03:36,083 ♪ Na, na, na, na, 114 00:03:34,417 --> 00:03:36,083 na-na ♪ 115 00:03:36,125 --> 00:03:38,333 - ♪ One, two ♪ 116 00:03:36,125 --> 00:03:38,333 - ♪ Na, na, na ♪ 117 00:03:38,375 --> 00:03:40,333 - ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪ 118 00:03:47,083 --> 00:03:51,000 - Squishy, before you watch 119 00:03:47,083 --> 00:03:51,000 yourself on the news, look! 120 00:03:51,041 --> 00:03:55,625 Someone sent you 121 00:03:51,041 --> 00:03:55,625 a dozen long-stemmed "boneses." 122 00:03:55,667 --> 00:03:57,959 - He sure doesn't have 123 00:03:55,667 --> 00:03:57,959 sad tail now. 124 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,500 Eat up, little hero. 125 00:03:59,542 --> 00:04:01,750 - I can't believe the Harpers 126 00:03:59,542 --> 00:04:01,750 are going to be on TV. 127 00:04:01,792 --> 00:04:04,333 - And I can't believe I'm here 128 00:04:01,792 --> 00:04:04,333 with a celebrity. 129 00:04:04,375 --> 00:04:08,291 - I'm just a boy 130 00:04:04,375 --> 00:04:08,291 from Boulder, Liv. 131 00:04:08,333 --> 00:04:10,625 - Oh, I just want 132 00:04:08,333 --> 00:04:10,625 to snuggle him. 133 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:12,583 - Ladies, ladies, 134 00:04:12,625 --> 00:04:17,208 tonight was supposed to be 135 00:04:12,625 --> 00:04:17,208 about the dog. 136 00:04:17,250 --> 00:04:19,125 - Anne, our T-shirt problems 137 00:04:17,250 --> 00:04:19,125 are solved. 138 00:04:19,166 --> 00:04:20,375 - Oh, they took them back? 139 00:04:20,417 --> 00:04:22,417 - Better-- 140 00:04:20,417 --> 00:04:22,417 I went to a different shop 141 00:04:22,458 --> 00:04:25,000 and made these. 142 00:04:25,041 --> 00:04:27,333 What do you have 143 00:04:25,041 --> 00:04:27,333 to say now, Anne? 144 00:04:27,375 --> 00:04:28,333 - Oh, Tom. 145 00:04:32,250 --> 00:04:33,542 - [gasps] 146 00:04:32,250 --> 00:04:33,542 It's coming on! 147 00:04:33,583 --> 00:04:35,125 - Oh! 148 00:04:35,166 --> 00:04:38,333 - Veronica Miller, 149 00:04:35,166 --> 00:04:38,333 Channel 6 News, 150 00:04:38,375 --> 00:04:42,083 moments after the Boulder Bandit 151 00:04:38,375 --> 00:04:42,083 was apprehended. 152 00:04:42,125 --> 00:04:46,166 But the real story is, by whom. 153 00:04:46,208 --> 00:04:50,041 Would you believe 154 00:04:46,208 --> 00:04:50,041 this underdog? 155 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:52,709 - [barks] 156 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:52,709 - Oh. 157 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:54,208 [all clapping] 158 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:56,208 - I know him! 159 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:56,208 Aw, I know him! 160 00:04:56,250 --> 00:04:59,500 - But the story 161 00:04:56,250 --> 00:04:59,500 doesn't end there. 162 00:04:59,542 --> 00:05:03,208 Turns out the owners 163 00:04:59,542 --> 00:05:03,208 of this hero dog 164 00:05:03,250 --> 00:05:05,959 are none other than 165 00:05:03,250 --> 00:05:05,959 the Harper quadruplets. 166 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:10,208 - I know them! 167 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:10,208 I know them! 168 00:05:10,250 --> 00:05:14,458 - Remember that quad-orable 169 00:05:10,250 --> 00:05:14,458 little foursome? 170 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:17,208 - Aww. 171 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:18,834 - They were the pride 172 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:18,834 of Boulder-- 173 00:05:18,875 --> 00:05:21,291 so sweet and cuddly. 174 00:05:21,333 --> 00:05:26,709 How did it go 175 00:05:21,333 --> 00:05:26,709 so horribly wrong? 176 00:05:26,750 --> 00:05:27,792 - Nicky, 177 00:05:27,834 --> 00:05:28,875 Ricky, 178 00:05:28,917 --> 00:05:30,542 Dicky, 179 00:05:30,583 --> 00:05:33,959 and Dawn. 180 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,750 - What's happening? 181 00:05:35,792 --> 00:05:38,959 - Watch what happened when 182 00:05:35,792 --> 00:05:38,959 I asked them a simple question. 183 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,625 It was nothing short of a... 184 00:05:41,667 --> 00:05:45,083 quad-tastrophe. 185 00:05:45,125 --> 00:05:48,792 So tell us, what is the name 186 00:05:45,125 --> 00:05:48,792 of this courageous dog? 187 00:05:48,834 --> 00:05:50,125 - It's Squishy Paws! 188 00:05:50,166 --> 00:05:51,792 - No, Veronica, it's Chip. 189 00:05:51,834 --> 00:05:54,041 - Don't listen to them. 190 00:05:51,834 --> 00:05:54,041 It's Tiny Elvis. 191 00:05:54,083 --> 00:05:55,917 - The dog is a Gary. 192 00:05:55,959 --> 00:05:57,542 [all arguing] 193 00:06:01,333 --> 00:06:04,125 - One dog, four names. 194 00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:09,458 The Harper kids have gone 195 00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:09,458 from quad-orable... 196 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:13,625 [echoing] 197 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:13,625 to quad-horrible. 198 00:06:13,667 --> 00:06:16,875 But the one 199 00:06:13,667 --> 00:06:16,875 who suffers most here 200 00:06:16,917 --> 00:06:19,792 shall remain... 201 00:06:19,834 --> 00:06:21,166 nameless. 202 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:32,291 - She made us look 203 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:32,291 like animals. 204 00:06:32,333 --> 00:06:34,333 - Who can't take care 205 00:06:32,333 --> 00:06:34,333 of animals. 206 00:06:34,375 --> 00:06:37,667 - Come on, 207 00:06:34,375 --> 00:06:37,667 we didn't look that bad. 208 00:06:37,709 --> 00:06:39,000 Right, guys? 209 00:06:39,041 --> 00:06:42,125 - Uh, I've got to go return 210 00:06:39,041 --> 00:06:42,125 a library book. 211 00:06:42,166 --> 00:06:44,709 - I have to buy envelopes. 212 00:06:47,333 --> 00:06:50,625 - Oh, I'm just uncomfortable. 213 00:06:50,667 --> 00:06:54,542 - Relax, it's only 214 00:06:50,667 --> 00:06:54,542 a few friends. 215 00:06:54,583 --> 00:06:57,542 [all murmuring disapprovingly] 216 00:06:57,583 --> 00:07:00,625 Relax, it's only a store full 217 00:06:57,583 --> 00:07:00,625 of customers. 218 00:07:00,667 --> 00:07:03,542 - It's not just them. 219 00:07:00,667 --> 00:07:03,542 You've gone viral. 220 00:07:03,583 --> 00:07:05,709 Everyone's calling you 221 00:07:03,583 --> 00:07:05,709 "The Horrible Harpers." 222 00:07:09,125 --> 00:07:11,166 - Is that a lot of hits? 223 00:07:11,208 --> 00:07:15,041 18 comma 0, 0, 0, comma, 224 00:07:11,208 --> 00:07:15,041 0, 0-- 225 00:07:15,083 --> 00:07:16,458 - Yes, Dicky, it's a lot. 226 00:07:19,166 --> 00:07:23,041 - Maybe Dad should be selling 227 00:07:19,166 --> 00:07:23,041 "Horrible Harper" T-shirts. 228 00:07:23,083 --> 00:07:24,166 - Step right up, folks! 229 00:07:24,208 --> 00:07:25,792 Get your "hero dog" T-shirts. 230 00:07:25,834 --> 00:07:27,542 [chuckles] Be the first person 231 00:07:25,834 --> 00:07:27,542 on your block to buy one. 232 00:07:27,583 --> 00:07:29,542 Be the first person 233 00:07:27,583 --> 00:07:29,542 at your school to buy one. 234 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:32,250 - Or just be the first person 235 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:32,250 to buy one. 236 00:07:32,291 --> 00:07:33,500 - Why aren't they buying them? 237 00:07:33,542 --> 00:07:34,458 - Because we're 238 00:07:33,542 --> 00:07:34,458 the horrible parents 239 00:07:34,500 --> 00:07:36,709 of The Horrible Harpers. 240 00:07:36,750 --> 00:07:38,333 - We're the horrible kids 241 00:07:36,750 --> 00:07:38,333 of the horrible parents 242 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:40,083 of The Horrible Harpers. 243 00:07:40,125 --> 00:07:42,625 - You could've just said 244 00:07:40,125 --> 00:07:42,625 we're The Horrible Harpers. 245 00:07:42,667 --> 00:07:44,917 - And we could've just called 246 00:07:42,667 --> 00:07:44,917 the dog Tiny Elvis! 247 00:07:44,959 --> 00:07:45,875 - Gary! 248 00:07:44,959 --> 00:07:45,875 - Chip! 249 00:07:45,917 --> 00:07:47,625 - Hold on! 250 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:50,750 If a news story got us 251 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:50,750 into this, 252 00:07:50,792 --> 00:07:53,959 maybe a different one 253 00:07:50,792 --> 00:07:53,959 could get us out. 254 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:57,291 "Quaddle" up. 255 00:07:57,333 --> 00:08:00,250 Actually, that was the plan, 256 00:07:57,333 --> 00:08:00,250 sorry for the false "quaddle." 257 00:08:03,667 --> 00:08:05,417 - Okay, this better be good. 258 00:08:05,458 --> 00:08:08,250 What's the big juicy story 259 00:08:05,458 --> 00:08:08,250 you called me down here for? 260 00:08:08,291 --> 00:08:10,583 - We want you to do 261 00:08:08,291 --> 00:08:10,583 another segment on us 262 00:08:10,625 --> 00:08:12,458 so we can be 263 00:08:10,625 --> 00:08:12,458 The Quad-orable Harpers again. 264 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:13,959 - We're not bad dog owners. 265 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,625 - Yeah, we adopted him 266 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,625 from the pound. 267 00:08:16,667 --> 00:08:19,291 That's good, right? 268 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:20,583 - Wow. 269 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:23,625 I just took an open-eyed nap. 270 00:08:23,667 --> 00:08:26,583 Sorry, kids, but that's not 271 00:08:23,667 --> 00:08:26,583 newsworthy. 272 00:08:26,625 --> 00:08:28,834 That's snooze-worthy. 273 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:33,000 Veronica Miller, 274 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:33,000 Channel 6 News. 275 00:08:33,041 --> 00:08:34,667 - Wait. 276 00:08:34,709 --> 00:08:36,709 We shouldn't be punished 277 00:08:34,709 --> 00:08:36,709 just because we couldn't decide 278 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:39,333 between Chip, Gary, 279 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:39,333 Squishy Paws, and Tiny Elvis. 280 00:08:39,375 --> 00:08:43,333 - His name is none 281 00:08:39,375 --> 00:08:43,333 of those ridiculous things. 282 00:08:43,375 --> 00:08:46,417 It's Lord Timothy. 283 00:08:46,458 --> 00:08:49,166 All: 284 00:08:46,458 --> 00:08:49,166 "Lord Timothy"? 285 00:08:49,208 --> 00:08:50,792 - Who are you? 286 00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:52,917 - I am the dog's 287 00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:52,917 rightful owner, 288 00:08:52,959 --> 00:08:55,208 and I've come to retrieve him 289 00:08:55,250 --> 00:08:57,875 from The Horrible Harpers. 290 00:08:59,375 --> 00:09:01,291 - Now, that's newsworthy. 291 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:03,291 Okay. 292 00:09:03,333 --> 00:09:06,542 Veronica Miller, 293 00:09:03,333 --> 00:09:06,542 Channel 6 News. 294 00:09:06,583 --> 00:09:08,542 Hero dog update. 295 00:09:08,583 --> 00:09:10,542 Someone 296 00:09:08,583 --> 00:09:10,542 has just stepped forward 297 00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:12,792 claiming to be 298 00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:12,792 his rightful owner. 299 00:09:12,834 --> 00:09:13,917 Your name? 300 00:09:13,959 --> 00:09:16,000 - Eleanor Dumont. 301 00:09:16,041 --> 00:09:19,625 Lord Timothy 302 00:09:16,041 --> 00:09:19,625 disappeared after a fire 303 00:09:19,667 --> 00:09:22,875 at my country home 304 00:09:19,667 --> 00:09:22,875 during the high lake season. 305 00:09:22,917 --> 00:09:25,792 So you can imagine my surprise 306 00:09:25,834 --> 00:09:29,709 when I saw him 307 00:09:25,834 --> 00:09:29,709 on your news program. 308 00:09:29,750 --> 00:09:31,333 - She's lying! 309 00:09:29,750 --> 00:09:31,333 - [gasps] 310 00:09:31,375 --> 00:09:33,458 - Yeah, she just wants 311 00:09:31,375 --> 00:09:33,458 our hero dog. 312 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:36,166 - Hey, everybody calm down. 313 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:36,166 We'll handle this. 314 00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:38,000 - I'm sorry, ma'am, but you 315 00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:38,000 can't just walk out of here 316 00:09:38,041 --> 00:09:39,667 with our kids' dog. 317 00:09:39,709 --> 00:09:42,291 But you can walk out of here 318 00:09:39,709 --> 00:09:42,291 with his adorable face 319 00:09:42,333 --> 00:09:46,583 on this handsome T-shirt! 320 00:09:46,625 --> 00:09:48,083 - Naturally, I have come 321 00:09:48,125 --> 00:09:51,375 with the appropriate 322 00:09:48,125 --> 00:09:51,375 documentation. 323 00:09:51,417 --> 00:09:53,458 - Paperwork, really? 324 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:55,125 Anyone can fake paperwork. 325 00:09:55,166 --> 00:09:56,458 - Yeah. 326 00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:58,792 I fake paperwork all the time. 327 00:09:58,834 --> 00:10:00,542 I'm not 328 00:09:58,834 --> 00:10:00,542 an actual real estate agent. 329 00:10:00,583 --> 00:10:04,208 I just use my fake card 330 00:10:00,583 --> 00:10:04,208 to impress the ladies. 331 00:10:07,709 --> 00:10:12,917 - You spelled "real" 332 00:10:07,709 --> 00:10:12,917 and "estate" incorrectly. 333 00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:17,500 - But I spelled 334 00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:17,500 my number right. 335 00:10:17,542 --> 00:10:19,000 Call me. 336 00:10:19,041 --> 00:10:21,125 - If you're really his owner, 337 00:10:21,166 --> 00:10:24,458 then what does the birthmark 338 00:10:21,166 --> 00:10:24,458 on his stomach look like? 339 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:26,333 - The Mona Lisa. 340 00:10:31,333 --> 00:10:32,583 - She's right. 341 00:10:32,625 --> 00:10:34,583 - Of course I'm right. 342 00:10:34,625 --> 00:10:37,458 - Kids, I'm sorry, but he does 343 00:10:34,625 --> 00:10:37,458 seem to be her dog. 344 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:39,417 - Of course he's my dog. 345 00:10:39,458 --> 00:10:43,083 - Lord Timothy! 346 00:10:39,458 --> 00:10:43,083 Andiamo! 347 00:10:43,125 --> 00:10:44,583 - He's fluent in Italian. 348 00:10:48,709 --> 00:10:52,500 Oh, I can't thank 349 00:10:48,709 --> 00:10:52,500 you children enough. 350 00:10:52,542 --> 00:10:54,792 If it hadn't been 351 00:10:52,542 --> 00:10:54,792 for your bickering, 352 00:10:54,834 --> 00:10:58,250 I never would have seen 353 00:10:54,834 --> 00:10:58,250 Lord Timothy on the news, 354 00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:02,125 and he wouldn't be going home 355 00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:02,125 with me right now. 356 00:11:05,417 --> 00:11:06,625 Ta. 357 00:11:10,792 --> 00:11:13,041 - Well, there you have it. 358 00:11:13,083 --> 00:11:16,083 Guess every dog 359 00:11:13,083 --> 00:11:16,083 does have his day. 360 00:11:16,125 --> 00:11:18,000 - [laughs] 361 00:11:16,125 --> 00:11:18,000 That was good. 362 00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:25,041 - Veronica Miller, 363 00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:25,041 Channel 6 News. 364 00:11:25,083 --> 00:11:28,333 Huh, turned out to be big 365 00:11:25,083 --> 00:11:28,333 and juicy after all. 366 00:11:28,375 --> 00:11:29,917 Ta. 367 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,291 - Now I know 368 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,291 what sad tail feels like. 369 00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:47,667 - I miss petting Chip. 370 00:11:47,709 --> 00:11:51,125 - I miss playing 371 00:11:47,709 --> 00:11:51,125 with Tiny Elvis. 372 00:11:51,166 --> 00:11:53,917 - [whimpering] 373 00:11:53,959 --> 00:11:55,583 - Guys! Help! 374 00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:57,375 Does--does any of this match? 375 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,208 Squishy used 376 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,208 to help me get dressed. 377 00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:01,333 One bark meant, 378 00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:01,333 "You are rocking that." 379 00:12:01,375 --> 00:12:04,333 two meant, 380 00:12:01,375 --> 00:12:04,333 "Total fashion disaster." 381 00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:07,500 - In that case, 382 00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:07,500 woof, woof. 383 00:12:07,542 --> 00:12:08,750 - I knew it. 384 00:12:08,792 --> 00:12:11,375 I'm lost without him. 385 00:12:11,417 --> 00:12:12,917 - Hey, guys. 386 00:12:12,959 --> 00:12:14,417 Tough morning? 387 00:12:14,458 --> 00:12:16,333 - We really miss the dog, Dad. 388 00:12:16,375 --> 00:12:18,458 - Yeah, it's not the same 389 00:12:16,375 --> 00:12:18,458 without him. 390 00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:20,917 - I wish we hadn't fought 391 00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:20,917 so much. 392 00:12:20,959 --> 00:12:24,458 - Look, I know this is hard, 393 00:12:20,959 --> 00:12:24,458 but you got to figure out a way 394 00:12:20,959 --> 00:12:24,458 to put the dog 395 00:12:20,959 --> 00:12:24,458 out of your mind. 396 00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:28,875 Now, I'm not going 397 00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:28,875 to hound you, but-- 398 00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:28,875 - "Hound"? 399 00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:28,875 Too soon, Dad. 400 00:12:28,917 --> 00:12:30,667 - Sorry, kiddo. 401 00:12:28,917 --> 00:12:30,667 It just slipped out. 402 00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:32,542 I'm gonna fetch you up 403 00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:32,542 some "barkfast." 404 00:12:32,583 --> 00:12:34,375 Breakfast. 405 00:12:34,417 --> 00:12:36,250 It's the leash I can do. 406 00:12:34,417 --> 00:12:36,250 Wow! 407 00:12:36,291 --> 00:12:37,709 What is wrong with me? 408 00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:39,083 Who wants beagles? 409 00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:39,083 Bagels! 410 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:40,583 Doggone it. 411 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:40,583 Ah! 412 00:12:40,625 --> 00:12:42,375 I'm just going to walk out 413 00:12:40,625 --> 00:12:42,375 with my tail between my legs. 414 00:12:42,417 --> 00:12:43,291 Stop it! 415 00:12:42,417 --> 00:12:43,291 "Fleas" forgive me! 416 00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:44,375 I said "fleas"! 417 00:12:44,417 --> 00:12:46,125 Bad Tom! Bad Tom! 418 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:50,792 - Oh, hey. Care to explain 419 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:50,792 our new bath towels, Tom? 420 00:12:50,834 --> 00:12:54,500 - Oh, well, I figured why take 421 00:12:50,834 --> 00:12:54,500 a bath on the shirts when we can 422 00:12:50,834 --> 00:12:54,500 take a bath with the shirts. 423 00:12:54,542 --> 00:12:56,709 See where you see failure, 424 00:12:54,542 --> 00:12:56,709 I see opportunity. 425 00:12:56,750 --> 00:13:01,333 - Well, at least it wasn't 426 00:12:56,750 --> 00:13:01,333 a bedspread or curtains. 427 00:13:01,375 --> 00:13:05,542 Ugh. 428 00:13:01,375 --> 00:13:05,542 Bad Tom. Bad Tom. 429 00:13:05,583 --> 00:13:07,375 - Maybe it will help take 430 00:13:05,583 --> 00:13:07,375 our minds off the dog 431 00:13:07,417 --> 00:13:10,208 if we watch TV. 432 00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:13,500 - Veronica Miller, 433 00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:13,500 Channel 6 News. 434 00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:15,458 Hero dog update. 435 00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:17,750 - Not cool, TV. 436 00:13:17,792 --> 00:13:19,875 - At least we get 437 00:13:17,792 --> 00:13:19,875 to see him again. 438 00:13:19,917 --> 00:13:21,750 - We're here 439 00:13:19,917 --> 00:13:21,750 at the Dumont Mansion 440 00:13:21,792 --> 00:13:23,667 checking in with Lord Timothy 441 00:13:23,709 --> 00:13:29,041 after his rescue 442 00:13:23,709 --> 00:13:29,041 from The Horrible Harpers. 443 00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:33,125 And rest assured, 444 00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:33,125 our hero dog is now living 445 00:13:33,166 --> 00:13:37,542 the life of luxury 446 00:13:33,166 --> 00:13:37,542 he so richly deserves. 447 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,542 - Hey, look, 448 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,542 he has his sad tail. 449 00:13:47,917 --> 00:13:51,125 - And there. 450 00:13:51,166 --> 00:13:53,959 - Maybe he misses us 451 00:13:51,166 --> 00:13:53,959 as much as we miss him. 452 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,250 - We need to visit him 453 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,250 and try to cheer him up. 454 00:13:56,291 --> 00:13:58,250 - She lives by the golf course 455 00:13:56,291 --> 00:13:58,250 in Boulderly Hills. 456 00:13:58,291 --> 00:14:00,083 We can walk there. 457 00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:01,375 - Let's go. 458 00:14:01,417 --> 00:14:03,291 - Boulderly Hills 459 00:14:01,417 --> 00:14:03,291 is pretty fancy. 460 00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:07,000 You sure you want to go out 461 00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:07,000 looking all "woof, woof"? 462 00:14:07,041 --> 00:14:08,542 - Just let's go. 463 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,834 [doorbell rings] 464 00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:20,000 - Oh. 465 00:14:20,041 --> 00:14:21,917 Well, if it isn't 466 00:14:20,041 --> 00:14:21,917 Nicky, Ricky, Dicky, 467 00:14:21,959 --> 00:14:24,625 and the one that doesn't rhyme. 468 00:14:24,667 --> 00:14:27,667 - Hi. We're sorry 469 00:14:24,667 --> 00:14:27,667 to bother you. 470 00:14:27,709 --> 00:14:31,125 We were wondering 471 00:14:27,709 --> 00:14:31,125 if we could visit Lord Timothy? 472 00:14:31,166 --> 00:14:32,208 - Very well. 473 00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:33,834 Walk this way. 474 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:53,375 Wait in here while I inform 475 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:53,375 Ms. Dumont of your visit. 476 00:14:56,625 --> 00:14:58,542 - This place is awesome. 477 00:14:58,583 --> 00:15:01,458 At least Tiny Elvis 478 00:14:58,583 --> 00:15:01,458 is living large. 479 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:04,333 - Wow. 480 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:04,333 Guess she really likes dogs. 481 00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:09,667 - Guys? 482 00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:13,125 Why would Ms. Dumont have 483 00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:13,125 a dog fur on the wall? 484 00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:17,375 - And a dog skeleton? 485 00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:22,417 - And a doggie cookbook? 486 00:15:22,458 --> 00:15:24,000 - Aah! 487 00:15:24,041 --> 00:15:28,041 The horror! 488 00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:31,542 Ah, there he is. 489 00:15:31,583 --> 00:15:33,709 - Ms. Dumont is a real-life 490 00:15:31,583 --> 00:15:33,709 Cruella de Vil. 491 00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:35,917 - She's gonna turn Chip 492 00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:35,917 into a fur coat. 493 00:15:35,959 --> 00:15:38,667 - And then she's going to serve 494 00:15:35,959 --> 00:15:38,667 Gary for dinner. 495 00:15:38,709 --> 00:15:40,583 - Someone's coming. 496 00:15:38,709 --> 00:15:40,583 Act normal. 497 00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:47,375 - Presenting Lord Timothy, 498 00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:47,375 fresh from the bath. 499 00:15:47,417 --> 00:15:49,291 - Squishy Paws. 500 00:15:47,417 --> 00:15:49,291 - Chip. 501 00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:51,875 - Tiny Elvis. 502 00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:51,875 - Gary. 503 00:15:51,917 --> 00:15:54,458 - Ms. Dumont is granting you 504 00:15:51,917 --> 00:15:54,458 five minutes alone. 505 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,667 - [barking] 506 00:16:01,709 --> 00:16:04,375 - I know, 507 00:16:01,709 --> 00:16:04,375 I'm a total fashion disaster. 508 00:16:04,417 --> 00:16:05,917 "Quaddle" up! 509 00:16:04,417 --> 00:16:05,917 - Wait. 510 00:16:05,959 --> 00:16:07,625 Is the a real "quaddle"? 511 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:11,625 - Because "quaddle" me once... 512 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:11,625 - Just get in here. 513 00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:13,083 We need to sneak Squishy Paws 514 00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:13,083 out of here 515 00:16:13,125 --> 00:16:15,208 before he ends up on a wall. 516 00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:16,709 - Or on a menu. 517 00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:30,875 - Where do you think you're 518 00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:30,875 going with Lord Timothy? 519 00:16:30,917 --> 00:16:32,208 All: Aah! 520 00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:34,208 - She's a butcher! 521 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:35,875 - Stop them! 522 00:16:35,917 --> 00:16:37,834 All: Aah! 523 00:16:37,875 --> 00:16:39,375 - He's a butler! 524 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,709 [upbeat music] 525 00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:50,500 ♪ ♪ 526 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:02,667 ♪ ♪ 527 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,625 All: Aah! 528 00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:18,500 ♪ ♪ 529 00:17:28,375 --> 00:17:32,542 ♪ ♪ 530 00:17:35,959 --> 00:17:36,875 - Study! 531 00:17:50,709 --> 00:17:52,583 - We need to find a way 532 00:17:50,709 --> 00:17:52,583 out of here. 533 00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:54,417 - Squishy, do you know a way? 534 00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:04,333 - [barks] 535 00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:04,333 - Sweet, Tiny Elvis. 536 00:18:08,625 --> 00:18:10,667 - Come on, come on. 537 00:18:08,625 --> 00:18:10,667 Go, go, go, go. 538 00:18:10,709 --> 00:18:12,375 - Whoa. 539 00:18:10,709 --> 00:18:12,375 - Yes! 540 00:18:12,417 --> 00:18:16,875 We did it. 541 00:18:12,417 --> 00:18:16,875 We saved him. 542 00:18:16,917 --> 00:18:20,375 All: Aah! 543 00:18:20,417 --> 00:18:22,208 - How did she get here? 544 00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:23,709 - I bet the butler did it! 545 00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:26,542 - I did. 546 00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:26,542 I drove her here. 547 00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,500 - What were you kids thinking? 548 00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:30,291 You can't just take her dog. 549 00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:33,041 - She was going to turn 550 00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:33,041 Squishy Paws into a fur coat. 551 00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:35,709 - Oh, come on, he's barely big 552 00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:35,709 enough for a vest. 553 00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:38,000 Earmuffs, maybe. 554 00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:38,000 - It's true, Dad! 555 00:18:38,041 --> 00:18:40,333 She has dog furs 556 00:18:38,041 --> 00:18:40,333 and dog skeletons at her house! 557 00:18:40,375 --> 00:18:41,834 - And a dog cookbook! 558 00:18:41,875 --> 00:18:44,166 She was gonna make mutt-loaf 559 00:18:41,875 --> 00:18:44,166 out of Gary. 560 00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:45,959 - And she was dressed like 561 00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:45,959 a butcher. 562 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,583 - Oh. I was only dressed 563 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,583 that way 564 00:18:48,625 --> 00:18:51,834 because I was bathing 565 00:18:48,625 --> 00:18:51,834 Lord Timothy. 566 00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:55,792 - Then what about your little 567 00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:55,792 doggy chamber of doom? 568 00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:58,500 - I can see why you might think 569 00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:58,500 these things. 570 00:18:58,542 --> 00:19:00,583 But I would never hurt a dog. 571 00:19:00,625 --> 00:19:03,417 I am a canine historian. 572 00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:07,458 And the things that you saw 573 00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:07,458 were ancient artifacts-- 574 00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:10,000 wolf pelts worn by hunters, 575 00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:13,709 the skeleton 576 00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:13,709 of an extinct species, 577 00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:17,333 and a cookbook of recipes 578 00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:19,166 made for dogs, 579 00:19:19,208 --> 00:19:21,625 not out of dogs. 580 00:19:23,417 --> 00:19:25,583 - I think you kids owe 581 00:19:23,417 --> 00:19:25,583 Ms. Dumont an apology. 582 00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:28,500 - Do we? Do we? 583 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,792 - Pretty sure we do, Dicky. 584 00:19:30,834 --> 00:19:34,375 - Oh. 585 00:19:30,834 --> 00:19:34,375 Then sorry, Ms. Dumont. 586 00:19:34,417 --> 00:19:36,291 - Yeah, we're really sorry. 587 00:19:36,333 --> 00:19:38,250 - It's all right. 588 00:19:38,291 --> 00:19:40,667 I know that you were just 589 00:19:38,291 --> 00:19:40,667 looking out 590 00:19:40,709 --> 00:19:44,166 for Lord Timothy's welfare. 591 00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:47,667 And as much as it pains me, 592 00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:47,667 it's time to say good-bye. 593 00:19:50,917 --> 00:19:52,917 - Guess this is it, 594 00:19:50,917 --> 00:19:52,917 Squishy Paws. 595 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:55,500 - Good-bye, Chip. 596 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:55,500 - I'm gonna miss you, Gary. 597 00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:56,709 - High paw, Tiny Elvis. 598 00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:03,291 - I meant it's time for me 599 00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:03,291 to say good-bye. 600 00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:05,875 All: What? 601 00:20:05,917 --> 00:20:08,000 - When I first saw 602 00:20:05,917 --> 00:20:08,000 the news report, 603 00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:11,333 I thought that you didn't care 604 00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:11,333 about him. 605 00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:14,125 But when you thought 606 00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:14,125 that he was in danger 607 00:20:14,166 --> 00:20:17,667 and you risked so much 608 00:20:14,166 --> 00:20:17,667 to save him, 609 00:20:17,709 --> 00:20:20,709 well, now I know 610 00:20:17,709 --> 00:20:20,709 that I was wrong. 611 00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:23,625 And judging 612 00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:23,625 from his happy tail, 613 00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:25,750 he cares about you too. 614 00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:28,125 This is his new home now. 615 00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:30,208 - Yes. 616 00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:30,208 - Thank you so much, Ms. Dumont! 617 00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:32,667 - Thank you! 618 00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:32,667 - Thank you so much! 619 00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:34,500 - Yes! 620 00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:34,500 - Thank you, Ms. Dumont. 621 00:20:34,542 --> 00:20:37,959 - Oh, you're so welcome. 622 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,166 - I'm really sorry I poked 623 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,166 holes in your painting. 624 00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:41,208 - What? 625 00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:44,041 - Nothing. 626 00:20:44,083 --> 00:20:46,583 - We promise to give 627 00:20:44,083 --> 00:20:46,583 this little guy a good home. 628 00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:48,333 - Oh. 629 00:20:48,375 --> 00:20:50,417 - Maybe we should start 630 00:20:48,375 --> 00:20:50,417 by finally agreeing on his name. 631 00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:51,834 - And no fighting this time. 632 00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,709 - How are we gonna do that? 633 00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:02,250 - Veronica Miller, 634 00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:02,250 Channel 6 News, 635 00:21:02,291 --> 00:21:04,834 reporting live 636 00:21:02,291 --> 00:21:04,834 on the final chapter 637 00:21:04,875 --> 00:21:08,291 in our hero dog story. 638 00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:11,917 Yesterday the quibbling quads 639 00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:11,917 couldn't decide on a name. 640 00:21:11,959 --> 00:21:14,834 But today they came to a... 641 00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:17,250 Quad-promise. 642 00:21:17,291 --> 00:21:22,667 They will let the dog decide! 643 00:21:22,709 --> 00:21:24,834 Five bowls, five names, 644 00:21:24,875 --> 00:21:27,875 one decision. 645 00:21:27,917 --> 00:21:29,417 - Okay, buddy. 646 00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:31,667 Go pick your name! 647 00:21:31,709 --> 00:21:35,333 [cheers and applause] 648 00:21:50,834 --> 00:21:53,208 [cheers and applause] 649 00:21:56,208 --> 00:21:59,542 - Ladies and gentlemen, 650 00:21:56,208 --> 00:21:59,542 presenting... 651 00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:01,041 All: Squishy Paws! 652 00:22:01,083 --> 00:22:03,792 [cheers and applause] 653 00:22:08,375 --> 00:22:09,250 - [barks] 654 00:22:10,583 --> 00:22:15,375 ♪ ♪ 655 00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:19,041 [whistling melody] 656 00:22:19,083 --> 00:22:25,875 ♪ ♪ 657 00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:30,542 ♪ ♪ 658 00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:31,667 - ♪ Yeah! ♪ 659 00:22:31,709 --> 00:22:35,417 ♪ ♪ 660 00:22:35,458 --> 00:22:36,667 - ♪ Yeah! ♪ 661 00:22:36,709 --> 00:22:38,709 - [cheerful melody] 662 00:22:38,750 --> 00:22:39,792 - ♪