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- Hey, Josie.
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A strawberry smoothie for me,
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and for my little
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furry friend here,
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a can of your finest meat.
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- [barking]
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- Make that two cans.
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- Aw, look who got
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a new dog tag.
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So you guys finally agreed
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on a name?
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- Yep. My brothers
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just don't know it yet.
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- Won't they notice?
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- Please, they never notice
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anything.
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- I notice something.
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- I notice it too.
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- Me too.
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Mom and Dad totally redid
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the cafe.
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- We're talking
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about the dog tag.
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It better say
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his name is, "Chip."
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- You mean, "Tiny Elvis."
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- The tag should say, "Gary."
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- Too late, fellas.
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The tag has spoken.
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His name is, "Squishy Paws."
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- No, it's not.
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[all arguing]
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- Guys!
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Guys!
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Guys!
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All your arguing
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is upsetting him.
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Look, he's even doing
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his sad-tail thing.
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- Josie's right.
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All this arguing
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is upsetting...
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Chip!
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[all arguing]
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- So...
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I hear we have a petty thief
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making his way around town.
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Let me tell you,
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Mr. Boulder Bandit.
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You better think twice
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before you hit my store,
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'cause I've got eyes...
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in the sky.
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- Hey, Tom?
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Were you expecting
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a T-shirt delivery?
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- I'll ask the questions
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around here.
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And, yes.
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Yes, I was.
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Does it look a little something
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like this?
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- Uh, no, they look
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a little more like this.
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- What? No, no!
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I sent them the picture
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of me wearing the T-shirt
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as an example.
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They weren't supposed to put me
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on the shirt.
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- Well, I guess
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you could just return them.
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- [clears throat]
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Hoo, wow.
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- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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You did make sure they had
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a return policy
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before you ordered
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6,000, right?
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- I told you...
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I'll ask the questions
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around here.
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Now, if you'll excuse me...
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I-I'm going to go call
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and ask that question.
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[all arguing]
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- [barks]
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[barking]
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- [screaming]
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Get him off!
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Get him off!
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- He caught the Boulder Bandit.
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Squishy Paws is a hero!
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- Chip's a hero!
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- Good job, Tiny Elvis.
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- The hero is Gary!
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[all cheering]
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- Well, looks
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like someone's having a...
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"ruff" day.
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[screaming]
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- Ah! Ah!
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- [whistling melody]
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♪ ♪
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[rhythmic clapping]
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- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
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- [whistling melody]
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na-na ♪
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♪ Na, na, na, na,
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na-na ♪
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- ♪ One, two ♪
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- ♪ Na, na, na ♪
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- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
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- Squishy, before you watch
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yourself on the news, look!
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Someone sent you
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a dozen long-stemmed "boneses."
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- He sure doesn't have
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sad tail now.
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Eat up, little hero.
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- I can't believe the Harpers
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are going to be on TV.
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- And I can't believe I'm here
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with a celebrity.
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- I'm just a boy
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from Boulder, Liv.
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- Oh, I just want
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to snuggle him.
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- Ladies, ladies,
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tonight was supposed to be
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about the dog.
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- Anne, our T-shirt problems
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are solved.
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- Oh, they took them back?
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- Better--
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I went to a different shop
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and made these.
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What do you have
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to say now, Anne?
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- Oh, Tom.
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- [gasps]
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It's coming on!
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- Oh!
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- Veronica Miller,
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Channel 6 News,
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moments after the Boulder Bandit
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was apprehended.
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But the real story is, by whom.
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Would you believe
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this underdog?
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- [barks]
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- Oh.
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[all clapping]
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- I know him!
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Aw, I know him!
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- But the story
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doesn't end there.
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Turns out the owners
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of this hero dog
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are none other than
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the Harper quadruplets.
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- I know them!
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I know them!
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- Remember that quad-orable
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little foursome?
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- Aww.
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- They were the pride
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of Boulder--
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so sweet and cuddly.
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How did it go
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so horribly wrong?
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- Nicky,
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Ricky,
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Dicky,
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and Dawn.
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- What's happening?
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- Watch what happened when
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I asked them a simple question.
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It was nothing short of a...
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quad-tastrophe.
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So tell us, what is the name
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of this courageous dog?
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- It's Squishy Paws!
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- No, Veronica, it's Chip.
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- Don't listen to them.
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It's Tiny Elvis.
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- The dog is a Gary.
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[all arguing]
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- One dog, four names.
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The Harper kids have gone
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from quad-orable...
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[echoing]
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to quad-horrible.
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But the one
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who suffers most here
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shall remain...
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nameless.
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- She made us look
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like animals.
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- Who can't take care
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of animals.
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- Come on,
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we didn't look that bad.
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Right, guys?
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- Uh, I've got to go return
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a library book.
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- I have to buy envelopes.
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- Oh, I'm just uncomfortable.
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- Relax, it's only
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a few friends.
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[all murmuring disapprovingly]
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Relax, it's only a store full
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of customers.
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- It's not just them.
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You've gone viral.
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Everyone's calling you
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"The Horrible Harpers."
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- Is that a lot of hits?
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18 comma 0, 0, 0, comma,
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0, 0--
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- Yes, Dicky, it's a lot.
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- Maybe Dad should be selling
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"Horrible Harper" T-shirts.
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- Step right up, folks!
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Get your "hero dog" T-shirts.
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[chuckles] Be the first person
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on your block to buy one.
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Be the first person
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at your school to buy one.
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- Or just be the first person
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to buy one.
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- Why aren't they buying them?
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- Because we're
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the horrible parents
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of The Horrible Harpers.
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- We're the horrible kids
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of the horrible parents
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of The Horrible Harpers.
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- You could've just said
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we're The Horrible Harpers.
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- And we could've just called
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the dog Tiny Elvis!
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- Gary!
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- Chip!
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- Hold on!
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If a news story got us
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into this,
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maybe a different one
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could get us out.
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"Quaddle" up.
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Actually, that was the plan,
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sorry for the false "quaddle."
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- Okay, this better be good.
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What's the big juicy story
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you called me down here for?
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- We want you to do
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another segment on us
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so we can be
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The Quad-orable Harpers again.
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- We're not bad dog owners.
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- Yeah, we adopted him
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from the pound.
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That's good, right?
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- Wow.
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I just took an open-eyed nap.
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Sorry, kids, but that's not
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newsworthy.
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That's snooze-worthy.
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Veronica Miller,
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Channel 6 News.
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- Wait.
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We shouldn't be punished
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just because we couldn't decide
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between Chip, Gary,
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Squishy Paws, and Tiny Elvis.
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- His name is none
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of those ridiculous things.
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It's Lord Timothy.
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All:
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"Lord Timothy"?
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- Who are you?
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- I am the dog's
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rightful owner,
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and I've come to retrieve him
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from The Horrible Harpers.
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- Now, that's newsworthy.
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Okay.
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Veronica Miller,
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Channel 6 News.
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Hero dog update.
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Someone
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has just stepped forward
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claiming to be
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his rightful owner.
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Your name?
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- Eleanor Dumont.
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Lord Timothy
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disappeared after a fire
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at my country home
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during the high lake season.
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So you can imagine my surprise
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when I saw him
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on your news program.
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- She's lying!
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- [gasps]
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- Yeah, she just wants
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our hero dog.
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- Hey, everybody calm down.
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We'll handle this.
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- I'm sorry, ma'am, but you
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can't just walk out of here
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with our kids' dog.
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But you can walk out of here
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with his adorable face
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on this handsome T-shirt!
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- Naturally, I have come
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with the appropriate
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documentation.
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- Paperwork, really?
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Anyone can fake paperwork.
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- Yeah.
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I fake paperwork all the time.
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I'm not
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an actual real estate agent.
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I just use my fake card
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to impress the ladies.
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- You spelled "real"
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and "estate" incorrectly.
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- But I spelled
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my number right.
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Call me.
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- If you're really his owner,
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then what does the birthmark
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on his stomach look like?
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- The Mona Lisa.
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- She's right.
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- Of course I'm right.
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- Kids, I'm sorry, but he does
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seem to be her dog.
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- Of course he's my dog.
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- Lord Timothy!
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Andiamo!
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- He's fluent in Italian.
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Oh, I can't thank
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you children enough.
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If it hadn't been
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for your bickering,
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I never would have seen
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Lord Timothy on the news,
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and he wouldn't be going home
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with me right now.
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Ta.
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- Well, there you have it.
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Guess every dog
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does have his day.
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- [laughs]
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That was good.
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- Veronica Miller,
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Channel 6 News.
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Huh, turned out to be big
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and juicy after all.
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Ta.
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- Now I know
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what sad tail feels like.
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- I miss petting Chip.
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- I miss playing
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with Tiny Elvis.
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- [whimpering]
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- Guys! Help!
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Does--does any of this match?
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Squishy used
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to help me get dressed.
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One bark meant,
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"You are rocking that."
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two meant,
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"Total fashion disaster."
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- In that case,
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woof, woof.
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- I knew it.
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I'm lost without him.
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- Hey, guys.
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Tough morning?
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- We really miss the dog, Dad.
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- Yeah, it's not the same
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without him.
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- I wish we hadn't fought
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so much.
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- Look, I know this is hard,
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but you got to figure out a way
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to put the dog
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out of your mind.
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Now, I'm not going
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to hound you, but--
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- "Hound"?
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Too soon, Dad.
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- Sorry, kiddo.
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It just slipped out.
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I'm gonna fetch you up
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some "barkfast."
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Breakfast.
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It's the leash I can do.
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Wow!
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What is wrong with me?
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Who wants beagles?
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Bagels!
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Doggone it.
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Ah!
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I'm just going to walk out
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with my tail between my legs.
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Stop it!
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"Fleas" forgive me!
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I said "fleas"!
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Bad Tom! Bad Tom!
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- Oh, hey. Care to explain
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our new bath towels, Tom?
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- Oh, well, I figured why take
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a bath on the shirts when we can
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take a bath with the shirts.
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See where you see failure,
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I see opportunity.
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- Well, at least it wasn't
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a bedspread or curtains.
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Ugh.
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Bad Tom. Bad Tom.
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- Maybe it will help take
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our minds off the dog
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if we watch TV.
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- Veronica Miller,
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Channel 6 News.
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Hero dog update.
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- Not cool, TV.
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- At least we get
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to see him again.
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- We're here
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at the Dumont Mansion
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checking in with Lord Timothy
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after his rescue
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from The Horrible Harpers.
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And rest assured,
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our hero dog is now living
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the life of luxury
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he so richly deserves.
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- Hey, look,
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he has his sad tail.
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- And there.
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- Maybe he misses us
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as much as we miss him.
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- We need to visit him
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and try to cheer him up.
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- She lives by the golf course
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in Boulderly Hills.
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We can walk there.
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- Let's go.
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- Boulderly Hills
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is pretty fancy.
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You sure you want to go out
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looking all "woof, woof"?
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- Just let's go.
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[doorbell rings]
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- Oh.
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Well, if it isn't
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Nicky, Ricky, Dicky,
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and the one that doesn't rhyme.
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- Hi. We're sorry
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to bother you.
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We were wondering
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if we could visit Lord Timothy?
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- Very well.
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Walk this way.
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Wait in here while I inform
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Ms. Dumont of your visit.
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- This place is awesome.
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At least Tiny Elvis
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is living large.
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- Wow.
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Guess she really likes dogs.
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- Guys?
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Why would Ms. Dumont have
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a dog fur on the wall?
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- And a dog skeleton?
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- And a doggie cookbook?
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- Aah!
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The horror!
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Ah, there he is.
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- Ms. Dumont is a real-life
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Cruella de Vil.
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- She's gonna turn Chip
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into a fur coat.
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- And then she's going to serve
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Gary for dinner.
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- Someone's coming.
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Act normal.
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- Presenting Lord Timothy,
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fresh from the bath.
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- Squishy Paws.
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- Chip.
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- Tiny Elvis.
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- Gary.
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- Ms. Dumont is granting you
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five minutes alone.
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- [barking]
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- I know,
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I'm a total fashion disaster.
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"Quaddle" up!
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- Wait.
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Is the a real "quaddle"?
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- Because "quaddle" me once...
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- Just get in here.
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We need to sneak Squishy Paws
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out of here
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before he ends up on a wall.
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- Or on a menu.
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- Where do you think you're
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going with Lord Timothy?
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All: Aah!
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- She's a butcher!
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- Stop them!
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All: Aah!
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- He's a butler!
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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All: Aah!
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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- Study!
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- We need to find a way
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out of here.
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- Squishy, do you know a way?
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- [barks]
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- Sweet, Tiny Elvis.
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- Come on, come on.
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Go, go, go, go.
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- Whoa.
539
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- Yes!
540
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We did it.
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We saved him.
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All: Aah!
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- How did she get here?
544
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- I bet the butler did it!
545
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- I did.
546
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I drove her here.
547
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- What were you kids thinking?
548
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You can't just take her dog.
549
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- She was going to turn
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Squishy Paws into a fur coat.
551
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- Oh, come on, he's barely big
552
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enough for a vest.
553
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Earmuffs, maybe.
554
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- It's true, Dad!
555
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She has dog furs
556
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and dog skeletons at her house!
557
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- And a dog cookbook!
558
00:18:41,875 --> 00:18:44,166
She was gonna make mutt-loaf
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out of Gary.
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- And she was dressed like
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a butcher.
562
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- Oh. I was only dressed
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that way
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because I was bathing
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Lord Timothy.
566
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- Then what about your little
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doggy chamber of doom?
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- I can see why you might think
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these things.
570
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But I would never hurt a dog.
571
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I am a canine historian.
572
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And the things that you saw
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were ancient artifacts--
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wolf pelts worn by hunters,
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the skeleton
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of an extinct species,
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and a cookbook of recipes
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made for dogs,
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not out of dogs.
580
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- I think you kids owe
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Ms. Dumont an apology.
582
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- Do we? Do we?
583
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- Pretty sure we do, Dicky.
584
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- Oh.
585
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Then sorry, Ms. Dumont.
586
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- Yeah, we're really sorry.
587
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- It's all right.
588
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I know that you were just
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looking out
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for Lord Timothy's welfare.
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And as much as it pains me,
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it's time to say good-bye.
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- Guess this is it,
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Squishy Paws.
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- Good-bye, Chip.
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- I'm gonna miss you, Gary.
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- High paw, Tiny Elvis.
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- I meant it's time for me
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to say good-bye.
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All: What?
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- When I first saw
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the news report,
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I thought that you didn't care
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about him.
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But when you thought
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that he was in danger
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and you risked so much
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to save him,
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well, now I know
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that I was wrong.
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And judging
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from his happy tail,
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he cares about you too.
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This is his new home now.
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- Yes.
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- Thank you so much, Ms. Dumont!
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- Thank you!
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- Thank you so much!
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- Yes!
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- Thank you, Ms. Dumont.
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- Oh, you're so welcome.
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- I'm really sorry I poked
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holes in your painting.
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- What?
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- Nothing.
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- We promise to give
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this little guy a good home.
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- Oh.
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- Maybe we should start
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by finally agreeing on his name.
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- And no fighting this time.
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- How are we gonna do that?
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- Veronica Miller,
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Channel 6 News,
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reporting live
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on the final chapter
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in our hero dog story.
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Yesterday the quibbling quads
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couldn't decide on a name.
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But today they came to a...
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Quad-promise.
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They will let the dog decide!
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Five bowls, five names,
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one decision.
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- Okay, buddy.
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Go pick your name!
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[cheers and applause]
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[cheers and applause]
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- Ladies and gentlemen,
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presenting...
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All: Squishy Paws!
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[cheers and applause]
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- [barks]
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♪ ♪
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[whistling melody]
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ Yeah! ♪
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ Yeah! ♪
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- [cheerful melody]
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- ♪