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[upbeat music]
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[doorbell ringing]
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- Gosh!
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Who's at the door this early?
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- Hi.
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- Aah!
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- Sharon Dee, BCD TV.
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Can we get a comment from JT?
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- Okay, you're just
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saying letters.
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- Rumor has it
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action mega hunk JT Steele,
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star of the "Mission:
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Not Do-able" movies,
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is hiding here
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researching his next role.
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- Did someone say JT Steele?
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- Yes, I did.
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Sharon Dee, BCD TV.
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Is he here?
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- Is who here?
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- JT Steele.
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- JT Steele's here?
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- JT Steele's not here.
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- JT Steele's here?
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- Who's at the door?
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- Sharon Dee, BCD TV.
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She's asking about JT.
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- Hey, who's at the door?
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- I think you got
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a bad tip.
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The closest thing we have
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to a movie star is...
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him.
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- Perhaps you've seen
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the commercials
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for Tom's Get Sporty?
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- Nope.
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- Oh, well, they go a little
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something like this:
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"Hi.
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I'm Tom.
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"We're having a sale this week
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on tube socks.
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Tell your friends."
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- Okay, what was that
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all about?
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- That was pretty weird.
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- Hey, thanks for working in
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the plug for the store, "Tom."
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- Oh, no problem...
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Tom.
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- Two Dads?
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Okay, this just went from weird
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to...ah...!
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- Well, things are about to go
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from "ah!" to "whoa!"
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- That's right...
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because I'm...
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JT Steele.
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kids: Whoa!
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- Told ya.
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[upbeat music]
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- ♪ Na na na na na na ♪
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- ♪ One, two ♪
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♪ One, two, three four ♪
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[upbeat music]
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- Kids, I would like
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to formally introduce you
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to my old pal
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Fan's Choice Award-winner...
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JT Steele!
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- This is so cool!
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How do you guys
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know each other?
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- Ah, Real Tom used
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to babysit me.
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- Easiest gig ever.
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One glass of warm milk,
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and this little fella
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was out like a light.
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- It's true.
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The moo-juice
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sends me straight to Z-Town.
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[gasping]
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- Ow!
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- Oh, no!
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- Are you okay?
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- I'm good.
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- Wait a minute.
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- How do we know
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this is actually JT Steele?
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And how do we know
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that you're Dad?
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- Don't!
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Oh!
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Dicky,
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that's real face!
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- That's what they all say.
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- Dicky, that is your father!
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- Yeah, but who are you?
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[yelling]
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- Nicky, that's Mom.
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- Let's settle this
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once and for all.
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JT, prove it's really you.
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Say your catch phrase.
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- [sighs]
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Kids, let's leave JT alone.
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- Yeah, don't worry.
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Don't worry.
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I got this.
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[clears throat]
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I got this!
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- [laughing]
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- Both: Whoa!
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It's JT Steele!
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- I cannot wait
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to tell everybody!
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- Yeah.
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- Ah...Sorry, kids.
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As much as I know
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you're dying to brag
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to all of your friends that
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a Fan's Choice Award-winning
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megastar like myself
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is staying at your home,
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you can't tell anyone
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I'm here.
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all: Aw...
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- Really?
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- Wait, wait.
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If people are hounding JT,
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then he can't properly prepare
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for the most challenging and
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heroic role he's ever played...
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a suburban dad.
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- Are you sure
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we can't tell anybody?
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- Would you guys like
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having a movie star
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staying at your house?
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all: Yeah!
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- Then you can't tell anyone!
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- All right.
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Have fun with JT.
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- Wait.
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You're leaving?
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- Yeah, well, in order for JT to
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immerse himself into the role,
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your mom and I agreed
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to clear out.
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- It's gonna be really hard
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to leave you kids,
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but we're making
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this sacrifice for JT.
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- If you need us, we'll be
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at his luxury condo in Vail.
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- Love you, bye!
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- This is awesome!
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- JT Steele
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is staying at our house.
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- You guys look like
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you're all ready for bed,
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so...
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sweet dreams!
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- Um...
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no, we just woke up.
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- Don't you sass me,
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young lady.
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Did that feel real?
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- Ah, could use some work.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- But really, we have
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to go to school, JT.
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- No, no, no.
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No more JT.
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From now on...
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call me "Father."
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Nah, too formal.
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Um...Papa.
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[doorbell ringing]
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- Who's that?
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- America.
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This is your first mission
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not do-able.
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Get rid of them!
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- But if it's not do-able.
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How are we gonna do it?
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That's what make it
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exciting!
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At first you don't think
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it's do-able,
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and then you do it!
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Now, do it!
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While I do this!
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[loud thud]
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- Wow!
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Papa is so cool!
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[doorbell ringing]
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- Where is he?
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- Where is who?
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- JT.
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I was on my way to school
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and I got a BCD blast.
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I want to see JT Steele.
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- Well, he's not here.
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[metal cracking]
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- See?
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Just Squishy.
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- Anyway...
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we told the reporter
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the truth.
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He's not here.
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- Yeah.
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- Do you really think
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our dad knows JT Steele,
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and that he actually
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babysat him as a kid?
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- And that JT came here
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to research a role
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about playing
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a suburban dad?
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- Uh, they didn't say
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any of that on the report.
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- Look.
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I'm your best friend, Mae.
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Would I lie to you?
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- I'd like to think not.
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- Okay, well,
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see you at school.
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- We completed
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our first mission!
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- Hiya!
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Hyah!
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I just completed
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my first mission too.
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Lunch!
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- Oh, what'd you make us?
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- Don't sass me!
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- Ooh!
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That was better.
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- And, you know,
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it felt better.
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Ah, what time
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does your driver get here?
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- Oh, we take the bus.
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- Ew!
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All right, then I guess I can
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give you guys some bus money.
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Will 100 bucks each
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cover it?
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- Actually,
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it's the school bus,
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so we don't have to pay.
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- On the way there...
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It's the way back
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when they get you.
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- Mm-hmm. I get it.
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- Wow!
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Fake Dad made it rain.
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[upbeat music]
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- Oh, man.
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I'm starving.
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I didn't eat
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my lunch today.
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- I couldn't eat
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my lunch today.
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JT packed me an onion...
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and half a jar of mustard.
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- Well, I got soup.
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- Well, we have to eat
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before we go home.
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There's no telling
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what JT is gonna feed us.
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- Already
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took care of it.
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- Okay, I got
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a large ghost pepper pizza
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and a chicken parm
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for a Mr. Harper.
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- I'm Mr. Harper.
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- Watch out for the
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spicy ghost pepper.
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It's a wicked scorcher.
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- Keep the change.
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- Thanks,
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Mr. Harper.
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- Dicky, where'd you get
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all that money?
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- Oh...um...
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Definitely not
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from JT Steele, ha.
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He's not at our house
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researching a movie role.
296
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- Yeah, you told us.
297
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- Well, we just want you
298
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to be sure he's still not there.
299
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- We get it.
300
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- A movie star didn't
301
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make our lunches.
302
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- We believe you.
303
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What would a movie star
304
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be doing at your house?
305
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- Not pretending to be our dad,
306
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that's for sure.
307
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It worked.
308
00:07:40,417 --> 00:07:41,834
- Sure did.
309
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- Totally.
310
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- Yeah, nobody knows
311
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he's at our house.
312
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- This is terrible.
313
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- Sure is.
314
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- Totally.
315
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- I mean, what's the point
316
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of having JT Steele at our house
317
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if nobody knows JT Steele
318
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is at our house?
319
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- Then we gotta find
320
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a way to tell people
321
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JT Steele
322
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is at our house
323
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without telling people
324
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JT Steele is at our house.
325
00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:04,542
Follow my lead.
326
00:08:04,583 --> 00:08:06,417
So, can you guys believe
327
00:08:04,583 --> 00:08:06,417
that story on BCD
328
00:08:06,458 --> 00:08:09,291
about JT Steele
329
00:08:06,458 --> 00:08:09,291
at our house?
330
00:08:09,333 --> 00:08:13,375
- I mean, seriously.
331
00:08:09,333 --> 00:08:13,375
JT Steele at our house!
332
00:08:13,417 --> 00:08:18,792
JT Steele at...
333
00:08:13,417 --> 00:08:18,792
our...house.
334
00:08:18,834 --> 00:08:23,208
- Are you trying to tell us
335
00:08:18,834 --> 00:08:23,208
that JT Steele is at your house?
336
00:08:23,250 --> 00:08:25,875
- We did not say that.
337
00:08:25,917 --> 00:08:28,208
So he's not at your house?
338
00:08:28,250 --> 00:08:31,709
- We did not say that.
339
00:08:31,750 --> 00:08:33,291
- Okay, I gotta ask.
340
00:08:33,333 --> 00:08:38,166
Is he at your house?
341
00:08:33,333 --> 00:08:38,166
Is he not at your house?
342
00:08:38,208 --> 00:08:41,375
- If he...
343
00:08:38,208 --> 00:08:41,375
were at our house,
344
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he may or may not have told us
345
00:08:41,417 --> 00:08:45,500
that we could not tell anybody.
346
00:08:47,583 --> 00:08:50,166
Wink.
347
00:08:50,208 --> 00:08:52,291
- Oh, I get it.
348
00:08:52,333 --> 00:08:55,333
'Cause if he...
349
00:08:52,333 --> 00:08:55,333
were at your house,
350
00:08:55,375 --> 00:08:57,709
then you wouldn't
351
00:08:55,375 --> 00:08:57,709
be having us all over
352
00:08:57,750 --> 00:09:00,709
for a barbecue tomorrow
353
00:08:57,750 --> 00:09:00,709
to meet him.
354
00:09:00,750 --> 00:09:02,667
Wink.
355
00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:05,291
- You're right.
356
00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:05,291
We would not.
357
00:09:05,333 --> 00:09:08,959
So we won't be seeing you
358
00:09:05,333 --> 00:09:08,959
at 2:00 tomorrow.
359
00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,166
Wink.
360
00:09:10,208 --> 00:09:11,792
Oh, wink.
361
00:09:11,834 --> 00:09:12,959
Oh, wink.
362
00:09:16,083 --> 00:09:19,041
- Okay,
363
00:09:16,083 --> 00:09:19,041
now I gotta ask.
364
00:09:19,083 --> 00:09:21,500
Are seeing them at 2:00?
365
00:09:21,542 --> 00:09:24,458
Are we not seeing them
366
00:09:21,542 --> 00:09:24,458
at 2:00?
367
00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:26,709
- Oh, we're seeing them
368
00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:26,709
at 2:00.
369
00:09:26,750 --> 00:09:30,166
At the barbecue JT
370
00:09:26,750 --> 00:09:30,166
doesn't know we're having.
371
00:09:30,208 --> 00:09:31,959
Yet.
372
00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:35,375
[upbeat music]
373
00:09:35,417 --> 00:09:38,125
both: Oh!
374
00:09:35,417 --> 00:09:38,125
- Whoa!
375
00:09:38,166 --> 00:09:40,041
Look at all this luxury!
376
00:09:40,083 --> 00:09:43,041
Hot tub!
377
00:09:40,083 --> 00:09:43,041
Push-button espresso!
378
00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:47,250
[gasps]
379
00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:47,250
Massage chair!
380
00:09:47,291 --> 00:09:49,792
- Honey, look!
381
00:09:49,834 --> 00:09:51,000
It's JT's Fan's Choice Award
382
00:09:51,041 --> 00:09:54,709
for "Mission:
383
00:09:51,041 --> 00:09:54,709
Not Do-able 3"!
384
00:09:54,750 --> 00:09:56,291
- Ah...
385
00:09:56,333 --> 00:09:57,834
- Anne,
386
00:09:56,333 --> 00:09:57,834
take my picture!
387
00:09:57,875 --> 00:10:00,375
- I'm...busy.
388
00:10:00,417 --> 00:10:03,125
- Fine, I'm leaving you out
389
00:10:00,417 --> 00:10:03,125
of my acceptance speech.
390
00:10:03,166 --> 00:10:05,375
- Don't care.
391
00:10:05,417 --> 00:10:10,000
- Uh, sometimes...
392
00:10:05,417 --> 00:10:10,000
all you need in life is a br--
393
00:10:10,041 --> 00:10:12,208
- [yells]
394
00:10:10,041 --> 00:10:12,208
Tom!
395
00:10:12,250 --> 00:10:15,875
[upbeat music]
396
00:10:15,917 --> 00:10:18,083
- No, officer.
397
00:10:15,917 --> 00:10:18,083
I don't know where they are.
398
00:10:18,125 --> 00:10:20,709
I haven't seen them in hours.
399
00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:21,875
Oh!
400
00:10:21,917 --> 00:10:26,792
Never mind,
401
00:10:21,917 --> 00:10:26,792
they just got home.
402
00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:28,333
Where were you?
403
00:10:28,375 --> 00:10:32,792
I have been worried sick
404
00:10:28,375 --> 00:10:32,792
about you kids.
405
00:10:32,834 --> 00:10:34,083
- Really?
406
00:10:34,125 --> 00:10:36,041
Oh, we're so sorry.
407
00:10:36,083 --> 00:10:38,125
- Yes!
408
00:10:38,166 --> 00:10:40,458
You totally believed me!
409
00:10:38,166 --> 00:10:40,458
I nailed it!
410
00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:42,375
This isn't even
411
00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:42,375
a real phone.
412
00:10:42,417 --> 00:10:45,750
It's just my hand.
413
00:10:42,417 --> 00:10:45,750
I drew numbers on it.
414
00:10:45,792 --> 00:10:49,000
- You know, if you really want
415
00:10:45,792 --> 00:10:49,000
to nail being a suburban dad--
416
00:10:49,041 --> 00:10:52,166
- If you're gonna say, "sign
417
00:10:49,041 --> 00:10:52,166
for a package in my underwear,"
418
00:10:52,208 --> 00:10:53,792
I already did it.
419
00:10:53,834 --> 00:10:55,625
And nailed it!
420
00:10:55,667 --> 00:10:59,083
Pff!
421
00:10:55,667 --> 00:10:59,083
Thank you.
422
00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:01,750
- Actually, I was thinking
423
00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:01,750
more along the lines
424
00:11:01,792 --> 00:11:03,333
of a good-old
425
00:11:01,792 --> 00:11:03,333
neighborhood barbecue.
426
00:11:03,375 --> 00:11:06,375
- It's what all dads do.
427
00:11:03,375 --> 00:11:06,375
Rocking the apron...
428
00:11:06,417 --> 00:11:07,959
- Grilling up some meat
429
00:11:06,417 --> 00:11:07,959
in the yard.
430
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,542
- It's the only real way
431
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,542
to complete your dad-ucation.
432
00:11:10,583 --> 00:11:13,542
all: Barbecue!
433
00:11:10,583 --> 00:11:13,542
Barbecue!
434
00:11:13,583 --> 00:11:17,208
Barbecue!
435
00:11:13,583 --> 00:11:17,208
Barbecue!
436
00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:18,792
- I love it.
437
00:11:18,834 --> 00:11:20,208
It's already got
438
00:11:18,834 --> 00:11:20,208
a chant and everything.
439
00:11:21,917 --> 00:11:24,041
As long as it's just us.
440
00:11:25,542 --> 00:11:27,333
- Sure.
441
00:11:27,375 --> 00:11:32,417
Of course, if you want to do it
442
00:11:27,375 --> 00:11:32,417
the way a real dad would,
443
00:11:27,375 --> 00:11:32,417
you should--
444
00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:35,333
You know what?
445
00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:35,333
Forget it.
446
00:11:35,375 --> 00:11:37,041
It's too real.
447
00:11:37,083 --> 00:11:39,625
- No, no.
448
00:11:37,083 --> 00:11:39,625
I-I want real.
449
00:11:39,667 --> 00:11:42,125
- Okay.
450
00:11:42,166 --> 00:11:44,625
You'd let us invite
451
00:11:42,166 --> 00:11:44,625
three friends over.
452
00:11:44,667 --> 00:11:45,583
There, I said it.
453
00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:49,875
- Well, if that's what
454
00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:49,875
a real dad would do,
455
00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:51,792
then consider it done!
456
00:11:51,834 --> 00:11:54,208
- Oh, yeah!
457
00:11:51,834 --> 00:11:54,208
- [bell ringing]
458
00:11:51,834 --> 00:11:54,208
- Speaking of done.
459
00:11:57,333 --> 00:11:59,583
- Yeah, a little too done.
460
00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:02,709
- Maybe having a barbecue
461
00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:02,709
is not a good idea.
462
00:12:02,750 --> 00:12:04,083
- No, no, no.
463
00:12:02,750 --> 00:12:04,083
It's okay.
464
00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:06,625
- Yeah, everybody burns dinner
465
00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:06,625
now and then.
466
00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:08,709
- Uhm...
467
00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:08,709
this wasn't your dinner.
468
00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:13,125
- What?
469
00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:13,125
- It was your laundry.
470
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,166
Uh...
471
00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:17,500
It's the typical dad mess-up.
472
00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:17,500
Am I right?
473
00:12:18,458 --> 00:12:19,542
Tell me I'm right.
474
00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:23,333
all: Uh...
475
00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:23,333
- No, seriously.
476
00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:25,625
I'm here to learn.
477
00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:25,625
Give me the truth.
478
00:12:25,667 --> 00:12:29,375
- Fine. You sent us to school
479
00:12:25,667 --> 00:12:29,375
with $400 and soup in a bag.
480
00:12:29,417 --> 00:12:32,500
- You thought we were missing
481
00:12:29,417 --> 00:12:32,500
and you called the police
482
00:12:29,417 --> 00:12:32,500
on your hand.
483
00:12:32,542 --> 00:12:35,667
- And we haven't seen the dog
484
00:12:32,542 --> 00:12:35,667
since he was on your head.
485
00:12:35,709 --> 00:12:37,208
- I'm not following you,
486
00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:41,083
so just give me the headline
487
00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:41,083
of this review.
488
00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:43,542
- Okay.
489
00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:46,709
"JT Steele...
490
00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:49,458
you don't got this."
491
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,000
- How can you say that?
492
00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:52,875
- You said you wanted
493
00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:52,875
the truth.
494
00:12:52,917 --> 00:12:58,000
- No actor wants the truth.
495
00:12:52,917 --> 00:12:58,000
I was acting!
496
00:12:58,041 --> 00:13:00,250
- It's all right.
497
00:12:58,041 --> 00:13:00,250
You'll be fine for the barbecue.
498
00:13:00,291 --> 00:13:01,458
- Yeah.
499
00:13:00,291 --> 00:13:01,458
- Barbecue?
500
00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:03,208
I can't pull off
501
00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:03,208
a barbecue.
502
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:07,208
Only dads or actors
503
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:07,208
who can play dads can barbecue.
504
00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:10,500
And since I'm no good
505
00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:10,500
at either,
506
00:13:10,542 --> 00:13:12,291
I quit.
507
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,458
- Being a dad or acting?
508
00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:15,709
- Both.
509
00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:20,417
I'm quitting...
510
00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:20,417
"dacting."
511
00:13:20,458 --> 00:13:24,166
Now...
512
00:13:20,458 --> 00:13:24,166
if you'll excuse me.
513
00:13:24,208 --> 00:13:26,709
[sobbing]
514
00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:32,667
- But the barbecue
515
00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:32,667
is still on, right?
516
00:13:32,709 --> 00:13:34,834
- [sobbing]
517
00:13:34,875 --> 00:13:37,000
- Maybe we should call for help.
518
00:13:34,875 --> 00:13:37,000
- Yeah.
519
00:13:41,291 --> 00:13:43,166
- It's ringing.
520
00:13:41,291 --> 00:13:43,166
- Stop.
521
00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:50,583
[upbeat music]
522
00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:52,458
♪ ♪
523
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,250
- This is not good.
524
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:56,583
- No, Mom.
525
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:56,583
Everything's great here.
526
00:13:56,625 --> 00:13:58,166
We didn't break anything.
527
00:13:58,208 --> 00:14:00,166
- [moaning]
528
00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:02,500
- Yeah, nothing broken
529
00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:02,500
here either.
530
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:05,000
- [sobbing]
531
00:14:05,041 --> 00:14:07,500
- Love you, Mom.
532
00:14:05,041 --> 00:14:07,500
Talk to you tomorrow.
533
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,041
Okay, I think she bought it.
534
00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:10,291
- What are we gonna do?
535
00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:12,500
- Mae, Molly, and Natlee
536
00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:12,500
are coming over tomorrow
537
00:14:12,542 --> 00:14:14,166
for a barbecue.
538
00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:15,834
- Maybe he just needs
539
00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:15,834
to sleep it off.
540
00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:18,834
I'm sure he'll be fine
541
00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:18,834
in the morning.
542
00:14:18,875 --> 00:14:21,709
- Well,
543
00:14:18,875 --> 00:14:21,709
that didn't work.
544
00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:24,792
- [crying]
545
00:14:24,834 --> 00:14:27,750
- Did you sleep
546
00:14:24,834 --> 00:14:27,750
with your shoes on?
547
00:14:27,792 --> 00:14:29,417
- No.
548
00:14:27,792 --> 00:14:29,417
[coughs]
549
00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:31,417
I couldn't sleep at all.
550
00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:34,792
I was up all night contemplating
551
00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:34,792
everything I'm bad at:
552
00:14:34,834 --> 00:14:37,709
Laundry-ing,
553
00:14:34,834 --> 00:14:37,709
dacting
554
00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:39,000
- Not actual words.
555
00:14:39,041 --> 00:14:41,000
- [groans]
556
00:14:39,041 --> 00:14:41,000
Word thinking.
557
00:14:44,166 --> 00:14:46,834
- Look,
558
00:14:44,166 --> 00:14:46,834
you're over thinking this.
559
00:14:46,875 --> 00:14:49,000
You can totally host
560
00:14:46,875 --> 00:14:49,000
a barbecue.
561
00:14:49,041 --> 00:14:51,375
Just do what your dad did
562
00:14:49,041 --> 00:14:51,375
when you were a kid.
563
00:14:51,417 --> 00:14:53,917
I bet you're a chip
564
00:14:51,417 --> 00:14:53,917
off the old block.
565
00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:56,667
- Wait, wait.
566
00:14:56,709 --> 00:14:59,250
Did you just say "chip"?
567
00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:00,542
"Block"?
568
00:15:00,583 --> 00:15:01,792
And "off"?
569
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:04,458
- I sure did.
570
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:07,083
- I haven't used those words
571
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:07,083
since my dad went down the block
572
00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:10,709
for chips and took off.
573
00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:14,083
He never came back.
574
00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:17,208
I just waited there
575
00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:17,208
with a bowl full of dip.
576
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,375
With nothing
577
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,375
to scoop it with...
578
00:15:20,417 --> 00:15:23,417
but my finger.
579
00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:26,542
That's it!
580
00:15:26,583 --> 00:15:29,709
I had no chips!
581
00:15:26,583 --> 00:15:29,709
- Okay.
582
00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:31,125
- No chips.
583
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:33,917
No chips.
584
00:15:35,542 --> 00:15:36,959
No chips.
585
00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:41,375
[snoring]
586
00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:47,208
- Man, he really
587
00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:47,208
wanted chips.
588
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:49,750
- Yeah,
589
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:49,750
he went out hard.
590
00:15:49,792 --> 00:15:51,291
What was in there?
591
00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:57,125
- It's warm milk.
592
00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:00,458
- What are we
593
00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:00,458
gonna do now?
594
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,542
- We can't host a barbecue
595
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,542
for our friends,
596
00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:04,250
if he's sound asleep.
597
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:09,417
- Or can he?
598
00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:12,792
Hmm...
599
00:16:12,834 --> 00:16:14,458
all: Hmm...
600
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:17,208
[upbeat music]
601
00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:18,959
[doorbell ringing]
602
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,875
- Where's JT?
603
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,875
- Or where is not JT?
604
00:16:22,917 --> 00:16:24,834
Wink.
605
00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:26,542
- Actually...
606
00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:28,083
JT is not here.
607
00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:29,917
all: Aw...
608
00:16:29,959 --> 00:16:32,041
- Wink.
609
00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:35,417
- Ladies, meet Fan's
610
00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:35,417
Choice Award-winner...
611
00:16:35,458 --> 00:16:37,166
JT Steele!
612
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:43,500
- Hey, ladies.
613
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:43,500
What's up?
614
00:16:43,542 --> 00:16:45,041
[all screaming]
615
00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:46,458
- Hold on!
616
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:49,542
Give the man some space.
617
00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:52,500
- JT's a space man.
618
00:16:52,542 --> 00:16:55,875
- It looks like JT,
619
00:16:52,542 --> 00:16:55,875
but his lips weren't moving.
620
00:16:55,917 --> 00:16:57,709
- And I'm pretty sure
621
00:16:55,917 --> 00:16:57,709
he's snoring.
622
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:01,500
- Nope, he's just practicing
623
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:01,500
his breathing exercises
624
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:05,125
for an upcoming movie
625
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:05,125
where he plays a Navy SEAL.
626
00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:09,125
- Arr, arr, arr, arr,
627
00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:09,125
arr, arr, arr.
628
00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:11,583
- Who is also
629
00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:11,583
an actual seal.
630
00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:14,959
- That doesn't sound
631
00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:14,959
like a real movie.
632
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:15,792
- Something's
633
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:15,792
a little weird.
634
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:18,250
- Nope.
635
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:18,250
Nothing weird.
636
00:17:18,291 --> 00:17:19,834
Okay, well, we'll see you
637
00:17:18,291 --> 00:17:19,834
at school
638
00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:21,917
where you can tell everyone that
639
00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:21,917
you met JT Steele at our house.
640
00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:24,500
- But...
641
00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:24,500
we came for a barbecue.
642
00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:27,208
- I skipped breakfast
643
00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:27,208
for this.
644
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:30,125
- That's right.
645
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:30,125
Barbecue.
646
00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:33,083
JT's gonna grill us up
647
00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:33,083
some burgers.
648
00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:35,750
This should be fun
649
00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:35,750
to watch.
650
00:17:35,792 --> 00:17:37,625
No, no, no, no,
651
00:17:35,792 --> 00:17:37,625
no, no, no.
652
00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:39,375
Let's take the long way.
653
00:17:39,417 --> 00:17:44,041
That way we'll give JT
654
00:17:39,417 --> 00:17:44,041
plenty of time to prepare.
655
00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:47,417
Don't look back.
656
00:17:48,542 --> 00:17:50,500
- How are we gonna pull off
657
00:17:48,542 --> 00:17:50,500
this barbecue?
658
00:17:50,542 --> 00:17:53,959
- I'm gonna need my big spatula
659
00:17:50,542 --> 00:17:53,959
and a lot of duct tape.
660
00:17:54,959 --> 00:17:58,458
[upbeat music]
661
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,709
- That was the longest
662
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,709
long way ever.
663
00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:04,250
- I don't understand why we had
664
00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:04,250
to go around the block.
665
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:07,166
- Oh, hey, JT's already
666
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:07,166
manning the grill.
667
00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:09,083
- Hey, girls.
668
00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:09,083
Welcome to the barbecue.
669
00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:10,375
- Uh, no, no,
670
00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:10,375
no, no, no.
671
00:18:10,417 --> 00:18:12,458
Not so close.
672
00:18:10,417 --> 00:18:12,458
Give him some space.
673
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:15,125
- Just watching the master
674
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:15,125
at work.
675
00:18:15,166 --> 00:18:18,125
- Don't worry, guys.
676
00:18:15,166 --> 00:18:18,125
I grill this.
677
00:18:23,542 --> 00:18:26,583
- Thanks, JT.
678
00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:27,917
- The meat is raw.
679
00:18:27,959 --> 00:18:29,250
- Is that grill even hot?
680
00:18:29,291 --> 00:18:30,542
- What are we supposed
681
00:18:29,291 --> 00:18:30,542
to eat?
682
00:18:30,583 --> 00:18:32,625
- There's not even
683
00:18:30,583 --> 00:18:32,625
any chips.
684
00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:34,417
Just dip.
685
00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:36,750
- Well, at least you got
686
00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:36,750
to meet JT Steele.
687
00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:46,500
And he got to...
688
00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:46,500
"meat" you.
689
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,333
All right, see you guys
690
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,333
at school,
691
00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:52,041
where you can tell everyone
692
00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:52,041
that we know him.
693
00:18:52,083 --> 00:18:53,375
- There's JT.
694
00:18:53,417 --> 00:18:55,583
- It's Sharon Dee.
695
00:18:53,417 --> 00:18:55,583
- From BCD!
696
00:18:55,625 --> 00:18:58,667
all: TV?
697
00:18:58,709 --> 00:19:01,208
- Oh!
698
00:18:58,709 --> 00:19:01,208
Oh!
699
00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:02,709
- Let's get him
700
00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:02,709
out of here.
701
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:05,208
- Quick!
702
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:05,208
Come one, guys!
703
00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:06,750
- Come on, come on. Oh!
704
00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:06,750
[loud thud]
705
00:19:06,792 --> 00:19:08,291
all: Oh...
706
00:19:09,291 --> 00:19:12,083
- [grunting]
707
00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:14,000
- This is bad.
708
00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:14,000
- Really bad.
709
00:19:14,041 --> 00:19:15,250
- Could be worse.
710
00:19:15,291 --> 00:19:16,500
- Yeah,
711
00:19:15,291 --> 00:19:16,500
at least that reporter
712
00:19:16,542 --> 00:19:17,959
doesn't know
713
00:19:16,542 --> 00:19:17,959
he quit show business.
714
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,792
all: Dicky!
715
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,792
- Sorry.
716
00:19:20,834 --> 00:19:22,458
[whispering]
717
00:19:20,834 --> 00:19:22,458
That wasn't meant for you.
718
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:25,208
- He's quitting
719
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:25,208
show business?
720
00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:27,959
Is it true that you quit
721
00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:27,959
show business?
722
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,041
- [grunts]
723
00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:32,083
- Sounds like a yes to me.
724
00:19:32,125 --> 00:19:35,417
You heard it here first.
725
00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:37,750
- Oh, no.
726
00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:37,750
This is all our fault.
727
00:19:37,792 --> 00:19:41,917
JT Steele's career is about
728
00:19:37,792 --> 00:19:41,917
to be ruined because of us.
729
00:19:41,959 --> 00:19:44,417
- What are we supposed
730
00:19:41,959 --> 00:19:44,417
to do?
731
00:19:44,458 --> 00:19:45,875
- We gotta make him
732
00:19:44,458 --> 00:19:45,875
a hero again.
733
00:19:45,917 --> 00:19:47,291
- How?
734
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:54,834
- With chips.
735
00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:57,875
- Uhm, excuse me.
736
00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:57,875
He's not quitting the business.
737
00:19:57,917 --> 00:20:00,500
He's just researching the role
738
00:19:57,917 --> 00:20:00,500
of a down-on-his-luck dad
739
00:20:00,542 --> 00:20:03,333
who rescues
740
00:20:00,542 --> 00:20:03,333
a pathetic barbecue.
741
00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:05,625
Perhaps you'd like
742
00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:05,625
to see a scene.
743
00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:07,333
- Roll camera.
744
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:13,166
- Look how pathetic
745
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:13,166
this barbecue is.
746
00:20:13,208 --> 00:20:17,667
All of the children
747
00:20:13,208 --> 00:20:17,667
are so sad.
748
00:20:17,709 --> 00:20:19,291
- Why are they sad?
749
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:22,917
They've got
750
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:22,917
a big bowl of dip.
751
00:20:22,959 --> 00:20:25,166
- Shouldn't they be happy?
752
00:20:25,208 --> 00:20:28,166
- They would be happy,
753
00:20:25,208 --> 00:20:28,166
but they have...
754
00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:29,709
no chips.
755
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,208
all: No chips.
756
00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:33,583
No chips.
757
00:20:33,625 --> 00:20:35,834
No chips.
758
00:20:37,959 --> 00:20:39,917
- No chips.
759
00:20:39,959 --> 00:20:42,542
No way!
760
00:20:44,083 --> 00:20:45,625
I got this!
761
00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:48,834
Real quick,
762
00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:48,834
where am I?
763
00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:50,875
- Boulder.
764
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,083
- That's right.
765
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:53,875
Chip-a-doodle-doo!
766
00:20:53,917 --> 00:20:56,542
Hyah!
767
00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:01,041
- Wow! That really
768
00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:01,041
snapped him out of it.
769
00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:02,792
- Okay, it'll take him
770
00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:02,792
about a half-hour
771
00:21:02,834 --> 00:21:04,083
to find chips
772
00:21:02,834 --> 00:21:04,083
and bring them back.
773
00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:05,667
So all--
774
00:21:05,709 --> 00:21:10,208
- Chipee-ki-yay!
775
00:21:05,709 --> 00:21:10,208
Daddy's back!
776
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:11,834
- How did you get
777
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:11,834
back here so quick?
778
00:21:11,875 --> 00:21:13,041
- Because I'm a dad.
779
00:21:13,083 --> 00:21:15,041
And that's what dads do.
780
00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:19,458
Also, there was
781
00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:19,458
a minivan next door
782
00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:19,458
with a bunch of free chips
783
00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:19,458
in the back.
784
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,792
- I think he stole
785
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,792
Ms. Hoolihan's groceries.
786
00:21:22,834 --> 00:21:24,667
- Who wants chips
787
00:21:22,834 --> 00:21:24,667
with their dip?
788
00:21:24,709 --> 00:21:26,792
- Ooh, I do.
789
00:21:24,709 --> 00:21:26,792
all: I do, I do.
790
00:21:26,834 --> 00:21:29,834
- Another stellar performance
791
00:21:26,834 --> 00:21:29,834
from JT Steele.
792
00:21:29,875 --> 00:21:31,083
- Ah, I couldn't
793
00:21:29,875 --> 00:21:31,083
have pulled it off
794
00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:33,709
without my four little
795
00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:33,709
dacting coaches.
796
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:36,291
- Still not a word.
797
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:36,291
- [laughs]
798
00:21:37,667 --> 00:21:39,500
Well, my job here is done.
799
00:21:39,542 --> 00:21:41,291
I'm gonna go back
800
00:21:39,542 --> 00:21:41,291
to Hollywood now.
801
00:21:42,125 --> 00:21:43,834
[whistling]
802
00:21:43,875 --> 00:21:45,333
I don't know why,
803
00:21:43,875 --> 00:21:45,333
but I had this idea
804
00:21:45,375 --> 00:21:47,417
about me being
805
00:21:45,375 --> 00:21:47,417
in a seal movie.
806
00:21:47,458 --> 00:21:49,333
[helicopter blades whirring]
807
00:21:53,041 --> 00:21:55,333
See ya, kids!
808
00:21:53,041 --> 00:21:55,333
- Bye!
809
00:21:55,375 --> 00:21:58,834
- Yeah, this is
810
00:21:55,375 --> 00:21:58,834
my helicopter!
811
00:21:55,375 --> 00:21:58,834
- Woah! Cool helicopter.
812
00:21:58,875 --> 00:22:00,166
- I own it!
813
00:22:00,208 --> 00:22:01,375
- Is that JT?
814
00:22:01,875 --> 00:22:02,583
- Yep!
815
00:22:02,959 --> 00:22:05,125
He's a terrible dad!
816
00:22:05,166 --> 00:22:08,208
But he sure knows
817
00:22:05,166 --> 00:22:08,208
how to leave a barbecue!
818
00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:09,291
[upbeat music]
819
00:22:10,542 --> 00:22:13,000
♪ Na na na na na na
820
00:22:10,542 --> 00:22:13,000
na na na na na ♪
821
00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:15,458
♪ Na na na na na na
822
00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:15,458
na na na na na na ♪
823
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:18,458
[whistling]
824
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:26,083
♪ ♪
825
00:22:26,125 --> 00:22:28,417
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
826
00:22:28,458 --> 00:22:30,542
♪ Yeah, yeah,
827
00:22:28,458 --> 00:22:30,542
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
828
00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:31,667
♪ Yeah! ♪
829
00:22:31,709 --> 00:22:33,083
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
830
00:22:31,709 --> 00:22:33,083
yeah, yeah ♪
831
00:22:33,125 --> 00:22:35,917
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
832
00:22:35,959 --> 00:22:36,625
♪ Yeah! ♪