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- [whistling]
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Breakfast is served.
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- That's not the way Mom
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does it.
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- There's too much milk in mine.
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- And not enough in mine.
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- Mom usually puts fruit
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in our cereal.
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- [humming cheerfully]
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Ba-zoo-wah!
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Whoa.
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There. Just like Mom.
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all: Ugh.
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- Speaking of Mom, when is she
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coming back from Grandma's?
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- Yeah, it's been weeks.
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- I can't take it anymore.
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- We're living like animals.
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- Guys, I haven't even left yet.
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But don't worry, I'm only going
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to be gone for a few days.
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- Why can't Grandma
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just come here?
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- No!
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[dish clatters]
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I mean, you already bought your
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bus ticket.
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[laughs]
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- I'm just so bummed
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I'm going to miss Assistant Week
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at school.
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You kids
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are going to have so much fun
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learning how the school works.
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- Yeah, I got assigned
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to Principal Tarian.
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He's letting me do
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all the P.A. announcements.
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"Attention, cereal,
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please report to Dawn's mouth."
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- I get to assist Judy,
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the cafeteria lady.
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She gave me my own hairnet.
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- [laughing]
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- I'm assisting Mr. Ackerman,
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my math teacher.
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He's letting me teach class
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all by myself on Friday.
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- Oh, honey, that's great.
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- I'm not nervous!
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Why do you think I'm nervous?
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[laughs nervously]
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- Well, I've got
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the coolest job of all.
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Check out
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my cool custodian keyring.
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[keys jangle]
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Ow! Ow!
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[keys jangle again]
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Ow!
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- Okay, all right,
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you know what,
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I'm just going to help you out
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with that.
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[vehicle honks]
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- You guys,
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I'm going to miss you so much.
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Okay, be good.
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- We love you.
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- I love you too.
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- Good-bye, Mama.
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all: Love you, Mom.
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- Be back in a few days.
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Ah, love you. Okay. Bye, guys.
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- Bye.
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- Bye Mom.
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- Let me take a look
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at this thing. Come on.
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- I'm really gonna
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miss you, Mom.
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I wish I could go with you.
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- Aw, I know, honey,
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but while I'm gone,
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I need somebody
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to keep an eye on the boys.
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- Okay, don't panic.
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All right, panic!
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- Please hurry back.
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- Mm.
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- ♪ Na na na na na na ♪
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- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
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[upbeat music]
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- Ooh, uh, Dawn.
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- See ya.
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- I have a question.
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- I'd lose the hairnet.
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- No, it's a serious question.
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- I am serious.
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Lose the hairnet.
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- The hairnet's staying.
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- Sorry. Whatever you need,
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just say it. I'm here for you.
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- I have feelings for a girl.
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- Could you excuse me
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for one second?
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[cringing]
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- How do I tell her I like her?
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- Oh, I really wish
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I wasn't hearing this...
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because girls like mysteries
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and secrets,
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which is why you're going to be
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her secret admirer.
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Good talk. Gotta go.
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- Wait, Dawn.
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Like my hairnet,
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this is not going away.
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- Fine, write her a poem.
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- About what?
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- I don't know, like,
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rhyme stuff,
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like rainbows and kittens
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and fuzzy mittens.
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- Yeah, kittens!
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That'll sweep her off her feet.
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Next time you see me, I could be
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asking for smooching advice.
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[smooches, laughs]
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- [cringes]
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♪ ♪
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Oh. Bear claws.
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- Paws off my claws.
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Sorry. But seriously,
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don't touch 'em.
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- Dawn, you're not going
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to believe...
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[sneezes]
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What happened.
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[sneezes]
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- You caught
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the world's cutest cold?
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- No, I'm allergic to tulips.
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- Oh.
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- But that's not the news.
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I have a secret admirer.
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- Oh, that's a coincidence,
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because--
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- And he wrote me a poem.
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- That's also a coincidence.
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- He said I make him feel
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like rainbows and kittens
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all wrapped up in fuzzy mittens.
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I don't know who he is,
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but I can't wait to find out.
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- Nurse Mae, I bumped my head.
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- Aw, first your finger,
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now your head.
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Come on in.
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Let's get you
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out of that hairnet and put some
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ice on it.
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- Rainbows and kittens.
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- What is happening?
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I need a bear claw.
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[door closes]
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- Don't even think about it.
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♪ ♪
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- I'm dying to find out
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who my secret admirer is.
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- Trust me,
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you don't want to know.
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I mean...
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[laughs]
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Isn't the mystery the best part?
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I know if it were me,
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I'd never want to find out.
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That way I could stay
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this happy forever.
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- I do like a mystery.
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But, nah.
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Mama wants to know.
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- Of course you do.
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Excuse me one sec.
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Hey, Dad--
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- One sec. Hot soup.
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Here, take these to table two,
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and remember,
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give 'em the puppy dog eyes
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and you'll get a better tip.
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Off you go.
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Okay, what do you need?
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- Your advice.
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See, Nicky like-likes Mae.
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- What?
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- Exactly!
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And I foolishly told him
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to become her secret admirer
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because I didn't know
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it was Mae,
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and now Mae's all excited,
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but if she finds out it's Nicky,
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she'll get all weirded out
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and reject him.
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What do I do?
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- Well--
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- Do I say something?
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Do I stay out of it?
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You're right.
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All I have to do
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is keep Nicky away
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from Mae long enough
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that he'll forget his crush.
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That way, nobody gets rejected,
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and nobody gets hurt.
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Great talk, Dad.
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- Anytime, honey.
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- Dawn, when I teach class,
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I'm thinking of breaking the ice
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with a joke.
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How do you like this?
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What's a bird's favorite type
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of math?
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Owl-gebra.
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[both laugh]
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- That's a hoot.
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Gotta go.
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- You don't feel warm.
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- Are you sure?
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Check again.
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- Nicky, come with me quick.
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- Why?
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- Uh, you're good with cakes,
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right?
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- The best.
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- Dad needs you
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to change the urinal cakes
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in the upstairs bathroom.
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- A hero's work is never done.
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[mouthing] All right, come on.
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- Hey, Mae. Check this out.
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Ouchie mama!
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- Wow. You Harper boys
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are so clumsy.
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Here, I have a bandage
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in my backpack.
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- Ouchie go bye-bye.
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- You have got to be kidding me!
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ Mangia, mangia,
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lovin' the pizza, yay ♪
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♪ Tom's doing-a fine
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while Anne she is away ♪
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- Dad.
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I took your advice,
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and it totally backfired.
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Now Dicky has a crush
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on Mae too.
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And now if the truth comes out,
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all three of them
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are going to be disappointed.
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- Well--
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- You're right!
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Who am I kidding?
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The idea of Mae and either Nicky
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or Dicky is just plain icky!
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I'm the one
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with the real problem here.
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I should take action.
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- Yeah, you know--
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- You know, that's good!
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It's not enough
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to keep them apart.
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I have to drive them apart.
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Thanks for your advice, Dad.
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You know there's a pizza
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on the ceiling, right?
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- Actually, there's--
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there's three...
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And a lasagna.
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- Hey, Dawn, check it out.
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[keychain rattles]
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- You know you're doing it
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the same, right?
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- Yeah, but now
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it doesn't hurt...
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thanks to Mae.
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- Oh, that Mae.
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[laughs]
292
00:07:40,291 --> 00:07:42,917
She sure is full
293
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of good advice...
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and cooties.
295
00:07:44,291 --> 00:07:46,500
- I don't care
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00:07:44,291 --> 00:07:46,500
about her cooties.
297
00:07:46,542 --> 00:07:49,125
I think...
298
00:07:46,542 --> 00:07:49,125
I like her.
299
00:07:49,166 --> 00:07:51,125
I mean, normally
300
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when I see a girl, I think,
301
00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:53,709
"Hey. All right."
302
00:07:53,750 --> 00:07:54,792
But suddenly, with Mae,
303
00:07:54,834 --> 00:07:58,083
I'm like, "Hey. All right."
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What do I do?
305
00:07:59,250 --> 00:08:00,375
- Okay, trust me. I know Mae.
306
00:08:00,417 --> 00:08:02,208
And if you really want her
307
00:08:00,417 --> 00:08:02,208
to like you,
308
00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:03,709
don't tell her you like her.
309
00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:05,458
Go the secret admirer route.
310
00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:07,959
- Ooh, I always did want to wear
311
00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:07,959
one of those hats
312
00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,041
and command an entire navy.
313
00:08:10,083 --> 00:08:13,208
- That's an admiral.
314
00:08:10,083 --> 00:08:13,208
- Thank you. I think it's
315
00:08:10,083 --> 00:08:13,208
a pretty good goal as well.
316
00:08:13,250 --> 00:08:14,333
- That's admirable.
317
00:08:14,375 --> 00:08:16,041
- I already said, "Thank you."
318
00:08:16,083 --> 00:08:19,125
- Just don't tell anyone
319
00:08:16,083 --> 00:08:19,125
you like Mae, especially Mae.
320
00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:20,625
- Then how's she gonna know?
321
00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,458
- Good question.
322
00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:25,208
[gasps]
323
00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:25,208
You're going to give her tulips
324
00:08:25,250 --> 00:08:27,250
and give them
325
00:08:25,250 --> 00:08:27,250
to her anonymously.
326
00:08:27,291 --> 00:08:28,750
- Got it. One question--
327
00:08:28,792 --> 00:08:31,291
- "Anonymously" means
328
00:08:28,792 --> 00:08:31,291
you don't say who did it.
329
00:08:31,333 --> 00:08:34,417
♪ ♪
330
00:08:34,458 --> 00:08:36,291
- That's the last of them.
331
00:08:34,458 --> 00:08:36,291
[pot clatters]
332
00:08:36,333 --> 00:08:39,458
- Big news from Mae.
333
00:08:36,333 --> 00:08:39,458
She loved your poem.
334
00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:42,208
- She did?
335
00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:42,208
[pots clatter]
336
00:08:42,250 --> 00:08:43,667
That's great!
337
00:08:43,709 --> 00:08:45,333
Oh, I can't wait
338
00:08:43,709 --> 00:08:45,333
to tell her it was from me.
339
00:08:45,375 --> 00:08:46,750
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
340
00:08:46,792 --> 00:08:48,375
You can't tell her yet,
341
00:08:46,792 --> 00:08:48,375
or anybody.
342
00:08:48,417 --> 00:08:50,250
- Then what's my next move?
343
00:08:50,291 --> 00:08:54,667
- Another poem, and I already
344
00:08:50,291 --> 00:08:54,667
wrote it for you.
345
00:08:54,709 --> 00:08:56,917
- Hm.
346
00:08:56,959 --> 00:08:58,291
I don't know, Dawn.
347
00:08:58,333 --> 00:09:00,667
You rhymed "full of cooties"
348
00:08:58,333 --> 00:09:00,667
with "doggy doodies."
349
00:09:01,625 --> 00:09:04,458
- Girls love doggy doodies.
350
00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:08,000
♪ ♪
351
00:09:08,041 --> 00:09:12,291
- Hey, Mae, I'm at your locker.
352
00:09:08,041 --> 00:09:12,291
Where are you? Call me back.
353
00:09:12,333 --> 00:09:15,291
I can't wait to see what's going
354
00:09:12,333 --> 00:09:15,291
on with your secret admirer.
355
00:09:15,333 --> 00:09:16,917
- Dawn--
356
00:09:15,333 --> 00:09:16,917
- Secret Admiral.
357
00:09:16,959 --> 00:09:18,583
They're a band.
358
00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:20,250
- Don't care.
359
00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:20,250
Listen.
360
00:09:20,291 --> 00:09:21,250
Which pointer do you think
361
00:09:21,291 --> 00:09:23,208
I should use
362
00:09:21,291 --> 00:09:23,208
for my presentation?
363
00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:25,875
The classic retractable?
364
00:09:25,917 --> 00:09:27,625
Here, here, and here.
365
00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:31,041
Or this modern, hip
366
00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:31,041
laser pointer?
367
00:09:31,083 --> 00:09:33,000
Yo, check it,
368
00:09:33,041 --> 00:09:33,959
what up?
369
00:09:37,917 --> 00:09:41,041
Both effective,
370
00:09:37,917 --> 00:09:41,041
but in untrained hands,
371
00:09:41,083 --> 00:09:42,542
either one could
372
00:09:41,083 --> 00:09:42,542
poke an eye out.
373
00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:44,750
- I'd go retractable.
374
00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:44,750
Old school's the new school.
375
00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:46,000
Happy pointing.
376
00:09:46,041 --> 00:09:47,667
- Dawn, you're not going
377
00:09:46,041 --> 00:09:47,667
to believe this.
378
00:09:47,709 --> 00:09:50,291
My secret admirer gave me
379
00:09:47,709 --> 00:09:50,291
the most ridiculous poem.
380
00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:53,125
He rhymed "cooties"
381
00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:53,125
with "doodies."
382
00:09:53,166 --> 00:09:56,166
- Oh, Mae, I am so sorry.
383
00:09:56,208 --> 00:09:57,291
- For what?
384
00:09:57,333 --> 00:10:00,125
It was ridiculously funny.
385
00:09:57,333 --> 00:10:00,125
[laughs]
386
00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:02,000
- It was?
387
00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:02,000
[laughs]
388
00:10:02,041 --> 00:10:04,875
- He's sweet
389
00:10:02,041 --> 00:10:04,875
and has a great sense of humor.
390
00:10:04,917 --> 00:10:08,125
- He does?
391
00:10:08,166 --> 00:10:09,875
- And...
392
00:10:09,917 --> 00:10:12,583
he also gave me...
393
00:10:12,625 --> 00:10:15,458
tulips!
394
00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:18,375
[sneezes]
395
00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:18,375
I don't care if I'm allergic.
396
00:10:18,417 --> 00:10:20,333
How...
397
00:10:18,417 --> 00:10:20,333
[sneezes] cute is this?
398
00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:24,959
My secret admirer
399
00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:24,959
is the perfect guy,
400
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:29,291
and I can't wait for him
401
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:29,291
to reveal himself.
402
00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:31,500
I'll see you at your house
403
00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:31,500
after school to study.
404
00:10:34,125 --> 00:10:35,208
- I heard what Mae said.
405
00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:36,625
So after school at the house,
406
00:10:36,667 --> 00:10:38,083
I'm gonna reveal
407
00:10:36,667 --> 00:10:38,083
I'm her secret admirer.
408
00:10:38,125 --> 00:10:39,583
Thanks, Dawn.
409
00:10:39,625 --> 00:10:41,792
- No, wait, you really
410
00:10:39,625 --> 00:10:41,792
don't want to do...
411
00:10:41,834 --> 00:10:42,917
- I heard what Mae said.
412
00:10:42,959 --> 00:10:44,625
So after school
413
00:10:42,959 --> 00:10:44,625
at the house,
414
00:10:44,667 --> 00:10:46,208
I'm gonna reveal
415
00:10:44,667 --> 00:10:46,208
I'm her secret admirer.
416
00:10:46,250 --> 00:10:47,458
Thanks, Dawn.
417
00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:49,083
- You really shouldn't--
418
00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:49,083
I mean...
419
00:10:49,125 --> 00:10:50,125
[sighs]
420
00:10:50,166 --> 00:10:52,542
- I'm sorry!
421
00:10:50,166 --> 00:10:52,542
It was an accident!
422
00:10:54,083 --> 00:10:56,125
Thanks, Dawn.
423
00:10:56,166 --> 00:10:57,834
♪ ♪
424
00:11:00,333 --> 00:11:03,291
[upbeat music]
425
00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:05,333
♪ ♪
426
00:11:05,375 --> 00:11:06,834
- [sneezes]
427
00:11:12,625 --> 00:11:14,583
- Principal T.,
428
00:11:12,625 --> 00:11:14,583
can I ask you a question?
429
00:11:15,458 --> 00:11:17,667
- If it's gonna be
430
00:11:15,458 --> 00:11:17,667
"Can I call you Principal T.?"
431
00:11:17,709 --> 00:11:18,792
the answer is no.
432
00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:22,083
- If you had a friend
433
00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:22,083
coming over to your house,
434
00:11:22,125 --> 00:11:25,542
and you knew if they showed up,
435
00:11:22,125 --> 00:11:25,542
it would be a total disaster,
436
00:11:25,583 --> 00:11:27,166
what would you do?
437
00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:29,792
- Well, whenever I have
438
00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:29,792
a problem,
439
00:11:30,208 --> 00:11:33,583
I have a bear claw.
440
00:11:33,625 --> 00:11:36,125
But you don't need fried dough
441
00:11:33,625 --> 00:11:36,125
to solve your problems.
442
00:11:36,166 --> 00:11:37,375
You just relax,
443
00:11:37,417 --> 00:11:40,375
and I am sure
444
00:11:37,417 --> 00:11:40,375
the solution will come to you.
445
00:11:42,458 --> 00:11:43,917
- Ricky!
446
00:11:46,166 --> 00:11:48,083
Attention, Ricky Harper,
447
00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:50,792
please report
448
00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:50,792
to the principal's office.
449
00:11:50,834 --> 00:11:52,417
- Did you just call me
450
00:11:50,834 --> 00:11:52,417
to the principal's office,
451
00:11:52,458 --> 00:11:54,583
because I've never been called
452
00:11:52,458 --> 00:11:54,583
to the principal's office.
453
00:11:54,625 --> 00:11:55,959
This is where the bad kids
454
00:11:54,625 --> 00:11:55,959
are called.
455
00:11:57,959 --> 00:12:00,458
I'm not a bad kid.
456
00:11:57,959 --> 00:12:00,458
I'm a good kid. There must be
457
00:11:57,959 --> 00:12:00,458
some kind of mistake.
458
00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:03,500
- Okay, stop talking.
459
00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:03,500
- Is it the eye thing? Because
460
00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:03,500
that kid walked right into it.
461
00:12:03,542 --> 00:12:05,917
In fact, he bent my pointer,
462
00:12:03,542 --> 00:12:05,917
so if anyone should be mad, it
463
00:12:03,542 --> 00:12:05,917
should be me.
464
00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:07,250
- It is not the eye thing.
465
00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:10,333
- Oh, good,
466
00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:10,333
because it was totally my fault.
467
00:12:10,375 --> 00:12:11,875
- You're not in trouble.
468
00:12:11,917 --> 00:12:13,333
Look, do you have feelings
469
00:12:11,917 --> 00:12:13,333
for Mae?
470
00:12:13,375 --> 00:12:15,166
- Of course not.
471
00:12:13,375 --> 00:12:15,166
- Perfect.
472
00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:17,792
Mae's having a really hard time
473
00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:17,792
in math, and it would be great
474
00:12:17,834 --> 00:12:20,667
if you could go over
475
00:12:17,834 --> 00:12:20,667
to her house after school today
476
00:12:17,834 --> 00:12:20,667
and help her study.
477
00:12:20,709 --> 00:12:22,208
- Mae's not having a hard time
478
00:12:20,709 --> 00:12:22,208
in math.
479
00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:24,000
She's one
480
00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:24,000
of my brightest students.
481
00:12:24,041 --> 00:12:26,166
- Well, then, maybe she could
482
00:12:24,041 --> 00:12:26,166
give you some feedback
483
00:12:26,208 --> 00:12:27,792
on your lesson plan.
484
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,667
- Why? You don't think
485
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,667
I'm ready to teach class?
486
00:12:29,709 --> 00:12:32,417
- I didn't say--
487
00:12:29,709 --> 00:12:32,417
- Oh, my gosh, you're right!
488
00:12:29,709 --> 00:12:32,417
What was I thinking?
489
00:12:32,458 --> 00:12:35,208
I'm gonna make a fool of myself!
490
00:12:32,458 --> 00:12:35,208
"Owl-gebra"?
491
00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:37,000
Who's gonna laugh
492
00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:37,000
at an owl joke?
493
00:12:37,041 --> 00:12:38,083
Who? Who?
494
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:41,041
[hyperventilating]
495
00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:47,166
- Breathe into this.
496
00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:49,542
- Okay, Ricky, you'll be fine.
497
00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:49,542
Just keep breathing.
498
00:12:49,583 --> 00:12:51,750
- [breathing heavily]
499
00:12:51,792 --> 00:12:53,625
- Ricky's really nervous
500
00:12:51,792 --> 00:12:53,625
about his lesson plan.
501
00:12:53,667 --> 00:12:55,959
Do you mind if he comes over
502
00:12:53,667 --> 00:12:55,959
to your house after school
503
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:56,917
and practices?
504
00:12:56,959 --> 00:12:59,291
- Are you guys talking about me?
505
00:12:59,333 --> 00:13:00,333
[breathing heavily]
506
00:13:00,375 --> 00:13:01,458
- Of course.
507
00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:03,125
You and I
508
00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:03,125
can study another time.
509
00:13:03,166 --> 00:13:04,333
- Um...
510
00:13:04,375 --> 00:13:06,667
Have you girls seen a brown bag
511
00:13:04,375 --> 00:13:06,667
out here?
512
00:13:06,709 --> 00:13:08,291
It had my lunch in it.
513
00:13:08,333 --> 00:13:09,500
- No.
514
00:13:09,542 --> 00:13:11,041
- Sounds like a problem
515
00:13:09,542 --> 00:13:11,041
a bear claw could fix.
516
00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:18,875
♪ ♪
517
00:13:18,917 --> 00:13:20,834
- Perfect.
518
00:13:20,875 --> 00:13:22,875
Oh, there you are.
519
00:13:20,875 --> 00:13:22,875
Is Mae with you?
520
00:13:22,917 --> 00:13:24,166
I just finished her cake.
521
00:13:24,208 --> 00:13:27,333
- Yeah...about that.
522
00:13:27,375 --> 00:13:30,417
She's...not coming.
523
00:13:27,375 --> 00:13:30,417
- What?
524
00:13:30,458 --> 00:13:32,667
- Yep, she's pretty unreliable.
525
00:13:32,709 --> 00:13:34,667
If I were a guy,
526
00:13:32,709 --> 00:13:34,667
that'd be enough for me
527
00:13:34,709 --> 00:13:36,125
to not like her.
528
00:13:36,166 --> 00:13:39,083
- Boy, that is a deal breaker...
529
00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:39,875
for most guys.
530
00:13:39,917 --> 00:13:41,208
But I ain't most guys.
531
00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:42,500
Now hand me my cake carrier.
532
00:13:42,542 --> 00:13:44,250
I'm taking this love show
533
00:13:42,542 --> 00:13:44,250
on the road.
534
00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:45,875
- Uh, no!
535
00:13:45,917 --> 00:13:48,166
You don't want to do that.
536
00:13:45,917 --> 00:13:48,166
- Of course I do.
537
00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:49,875
The only thing
538
00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:49,875
that would keep me away from Mae
539
00:13:49,917 --> 00:13:52,083
is if she likes another guy.
540
00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:53,458
- [snaps fingers]
541
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,041
Funny you should mention that.
542
00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:58,250
Mae likes another guy.
543
00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:58,250
- She does?
544
00:13:58,291 --> 00:14:01,250
- Yup, one minute she's all
545
00:13:58,291 --> 00:14:01,250
about her secret admirer,
546
00:14:01,291 --> 00:14:06,125
next minute she's doodling
547
00:14:01,291 --> 00:14:06,125
"Mrs. Mae Newguy...erson."
548
00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:08,750
He just moved here from Sweden.
549
00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:10,417
- This is terrible.
550
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:12,834
- Aww.
551
00:14:12,875 --> 00:14:15,709
There'll be others.
552
00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:18,166
- I heard voices.
553
00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:18,166
Is Mae here?
554
00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:19,750
- Yeah, about that.
555
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,750
I--I have some bad news.
556
00:14:21,792 --> 00:14:23,375
Mae met another boy.
557
00:14:23,417 --> 00:14:25,500
And he's Swedish.
558
00:14:25,542 --> 00:14:28,583
- Yeah, well, he may be
559
00:14:25,542 --> 00:14:28,583
sweet-ish,
560
00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:31,250
but I'm sweet-er.
561
00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:33,000
- It doesn't matter
562
00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:33,000
how sweet you are.
563
00:14:33,041 --> 00:14:34,375
She's met another guy.
564
00:14:34,417 --> 00:14:36,083
I'm sorry.
565
00:14:34,417 --> 00:14:36,083
It's over.
566
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,709
- Oh, okay.
567
00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:42,000
Guess I'll just go back upstairs
568
00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:42,000
and forget about her.
569
00:14:42,041 --> 00:14:43,083
Or...
570
00:14:43,125 --> 00:14:44,667
- What "or"?
571
00:14:43,125 --> 00:14:44,667
There is no "or"!
572
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,583
- I could apply a fresh coat
573
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,583
of body spray
574
00:14:46,625 --> 00:14:47,917
and go fight for her.
575
00:14:47,959 --> 00:14:49,875
- Wait! No!
576
00:14:47,959 --> 00:14:49,875
I don't really think...
577
00:14:49,917 --> 00:14:51,917
- Dawn, I've decided
578
00:14:49,917 --> 00:14:51,917
to fight for her.
579
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,583
- What?
580
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,583
No! Fighting is bad!
581
00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:55,166
- Not when it's for my lady.
582
00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:57,250
Oh, I'm gonna bring her
583
00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:57,250
this cake and win her back.
584
00:14:57,291 --> 00:15:00,083
- Uh--but not with that cake,
585
00:14:57,291 --> 00:15:00,083
you're not.
586
00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:01,917
It's totally smudged.
587
00:15:01,959 --> 00:15:02,750
- Where?
588
00:15:02,792 --> 00:15:04,625
- Uh...right over here.
589
00:15:05,542 --> 00:15:07,333
I mean, right over here.
590
00:15:07,375 --> 00:15:08,834
- [gasps]
591
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:11,750
- Better go back in and fix it.
592
00:15:14,792 --> 00:15:15,834
- Hey, Dawn.
593
00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:18,458
- What are you doing here?
594
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,750
I mean, hey,
595
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,750
what are you doing here?
596
00:15:20,792 --> 00:15:22,125
- We couldn't stay at my house.
597
00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:23,917
Ricky's allergic
598
00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:23,917
to my cat, Debbie.
599
00:15:23,959 --> 00:15:27,208
- [sighs]
600
00:15:23,959 --> 00:15:27,208
Yeah, Debbie.
601
00:15:30,709 --> 00:15:32,834
- You've got to be kidding me.
602
00:15:32,875 --> 00:15:34,625
Can I have a word with you?
603
00:15:32,875 --> 00:15:34,625
[laughs]
604
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:35,834
Excuse us.
605
00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:37,125
[door slams]
606
00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:39,166
I thought you told me
607
00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:39,166
you didn't like Mae.
608
00:15:39,208 --> 00:15:41,125
- I didn't, but now I do.
609
00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:43,667
And it's all because
610
00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:43,667
you made me go over there.
611
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:45,125
So thank you.
612
00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:47,125
- Yay me.
613
00:15:47,166 --> 00:15:48,875
[laughs]
614
00:15:47,166 --> 00:15:48,875
What happened?
615
00:15:48,917 --> 00:15:50,667
- I can't explain it.
616
00:15:50,709 --> 00:15:52,208
I was nervous
617
00:15:50,709 --> 00:15:52,208
about my presentation,
618
00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:54,709
and then she said everything
619
00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:54,709
was going to be okay,
620
00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:57,667
and suddenly
621
00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:57,667
everything was okay.
622
00:15:57,709 --> 00:16:00,667
I mean, with most girls,
623
00:15:57,709 --> 00:16:00,667
I'm like, "Oh, no."
624
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:04,458
But with Mae, I'm like,
625
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:04,458
"Oh, yes."
626
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,583
- Look, I didn't want
627
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,583
to have to tell you this,
628
00:16:06,625 --> 00:16:08,125
but there's another boy.
629
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:12,125
He's Swedish,
630
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:12,125
and you don't stand a chance.
631
00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:14,208
- Swedish!
632
00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:15,750
I guess that's that.
633
00:16:15,792 --> 00:16:17,250
- [sighs]
634
00:16:17,291 --> 00:16:18,417
- Or...
635
00:16:18,458 --> 00:16:20,166
- No!
636
00:16:18,458 --> 00:16:20,166
- Yes, I'm going to--
637
00:16:20,208 --> 00:16:23,083
- Fight for her--
638
00:16:20,208 --> 00:16:23,083
yeah, yeah, I know!
639
00:16:23,125 --> 00:16:26,458
- I gotta ask.
640
00:16:23,125 --> 00:16:26,458
Am I coming in the house?
641
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:28,166
Am I not coming in the house?
642
00:16:28,208 --> 00:16:30,291
- One second!
643
00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:31,333
[door slams]
644
00:16:31,375 --> 00:16:32,750
- Look, if you want Mae
645
00:16:31,375 --> 00:16:32,750
to like you,
646
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:33,959
you've got to play it cool.
647
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,250
Don't tell her you like her.
648
00:16:35,291 --> 00:16:36,709
In fact, don't tell anyone
649
00:16:35,291 --> 00:16:36,709
you like her.
650
00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:38,000
You know what, don't even speak.
651
00:16:38,041 --> 00:16:41,125
- Got it. I mean...
652
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:43,625
- [snaps fingers]
653
00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:45,083
Hey.
654
00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:45,083
Glad you're here.
655
00:16:45,125 --> 00:16:46,917
You know,
656
00:16:45,125 --> 00:16:46,917
let's go grab some smoothies.
657
00:16:46,959 --> 00:16:48,709
- I'm not in the mood.
658
00:16:46,959 --> 00:16:48,709
- Soup, then.
659
00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:51,083
- But Ricky said he's going to
660
00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:51,083
help me with my math homework.
661
00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:52,542
- You don't need help with math.
662
00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:54,125
You're one
663
00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:54,125
of his brightest students.
664
00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:56,125
What you need is soup.
665
00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:58,709
And you know what today's soup
666
00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:58,709
of the day is?
667
00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:00,417
What's your favorite soup?
668
00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:00,417
- Alphabet?
669
00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:01,542
- Bingo! Let's go.
670
00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:04,125
- But, Dawn.
671
00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:04,125
I have to go to the bathroom.
672
00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:05,583
- Get Sporty has
673
00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:05,583
fresh urinal cakes.
674
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,709
- But, Dawn,
675
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,709
you're not even wearing shoes.
676
00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:09,792
- Okay, fine.
677
00:17:09,834 --> 00:17:11,375
I didn't want to have
678
00:17:09,834 --> 00:17:11,375
to tell you this,
679
00:17:11,417 --> 00:17:14,125
but a certain special someone
680
00:17:11,417 --> 00:17:14,125
left me a note saying he wanted
681
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:16,709
to meet you at Get Sporty
682
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:16,709
right now.
683
00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:18,667
- Do you mean...
684
00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:18,667
- Oh, yes.
685
00:17:18,709 --> 00:17:21,709
That special guy is going to be
686
00:17:18,709 --> 00:17:21,709
at Get Sporty any minute,
687
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:25,083
waiting for you with a hot bowl
688
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:25,083
of alphabet soup.
689
00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:27,750
He said he'll "A-B-C you there."
690
00:17:27,792 --> 00:17:28,792
- Really?
691
00:17:29,417 --> 00:17:30,333
Let's go!
692
00:17:33,709 --> 00:17:35,834
- Well, I certainly have no idea
693
00:17:33,709 --> 00:17:35,834
what they were talking about.
694
00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:37,375
- Me neither.
695
00:17:37,417 --> 00:17:39,166
- I don't understand what's
696
00:17:37,417 --> 00:17:39,166
going on most of the time.
697
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,333
- I need to go
698
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,333
to Get Sporty
699
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:43,458
without them knowing why.
700
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,125
- I need to go
701
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,125
to Get Sporty
702
00:17:45,166 --> 00:17:47,709
without them knowing why.
703
00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:51,834
- Alphabet soup?
704
00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:51,834
Mae has fancy taste.
705
00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:53,000
I must have her.
706
00:17:53,041 --> 00:17:59,083
♪ ♪
707
00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:02,625
- Dawn, you promised.
708
00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:02,625
This is so disappointing.
709
00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:04,875
- I'm sorry, Mae.
710
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,083
I really thought
711
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,083
there'd be alphabet soup.
712
00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:11,417
- I'm not disappointed
713
00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:11,417
about the soup.
714
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,333
Well, a little.
715
00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:16,542
I just can't believe my secret
716
00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:16,542
admirer didn't show up.
717
00:18:16,583 --> 00:18:20,041
- Well, maybe he has cold feet.
718
00:18:20,083 --> 00:18:23,625
I know I do...
719
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:27,583
- This isn't funny, Dawn.
720
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:27,583
I'm devastated.
721
00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,500
This has ruined romance
722
00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,500
for me...
723
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:30,625
and soup.
724
00:18:32,709 --> 00:18:35,333
- Well, I'm sure
725
00:18:32,709 --> 00:18:35,333
he's around here somewhere.
726
00:18:38,583 --> 00:18:39,959
I'll go look for him right now.
727
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:50,500
Hey, Mae.
728
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:50,500
It's me, your secret admirer.
729
00:18:50,542 --> 00:18:53,291
You are the coolest girl
730
00:18:50,542 --> 00:18:53,291
in the world.
731
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:56,542
But my family is moving away.
732
00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:59,125
If life was like
733
00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:59,125
alphabet soup...
734
00:18:59,166 --> 00:19:02,083
I'd put "U" and "I" together.
735
00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:03,291
But it ain't.
736
00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:07,083
So I-B-C-N...
737
00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:09,208
U.
738
00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:11,458
- Dawn, I know it's you.
739
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:12,792
- No, it ain't.
740
00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:14,458
I'm a dude.
741
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:18,458
This is clearly a dude hat
742
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:18,458
and dude sunglasses.
743
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:20,834
- But that is not
744
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:20,834
dude nail polish.
745
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:26,458
- Too much pink?
746
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,709
- Dawn, please, any dum-dum
747
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,709
can tell it's you.
748
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:29,875
- Hey, fella!
749
00:19:29,917 --> 00:19:32,417
Get your dang Swedish hands
750
00:19:29,917 --> 00:19:32,417
off her.
751
00:19:32,458 --> 00:19:35,291
- I stand corrected.
752
00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:37,959
- Mae, I'm your secret admirer.
753
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:41,667
- No, you're not.
754
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:41,667
I'm her secret admirer.
755
00:19:41,709 --> 00:19:43,166
- But wait.
756
00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:45,208
I want to be her admirer.
757
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:47,959
We'll have no secrets.
758
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,625
- Back off, she's mine.
759
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,625
- No, she's mine!
760
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,625
- No, she's mine!
761
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,625
[all yelling at once]
762
00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:54,041
- Dawn, what's going on here?
763
00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:55,875
- [sighs]
764
00:19:55,917 --> 00:19:57,542
I'm sorry, Mae.
765
00:19:57,583 --> 00:19:59,041
My brothers
766
00:19:57,583 --> 00:19:59,041
started to like you--
767
00:19:59,083 --> 00:20:01,375
- What? Me?
768
00:19:59,083 --> 00:20:01,375
Them?
769
00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:02,375
[all shouting at once]
770
00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:04,959
- Why?
771
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,458
- I--I don't know,
772
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,458
but I didn't know what to do.
773
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,250
I didn't want you to be
774
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,250
disappointed
775
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,083
or them to get
776
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,083
their feelings hurt.
777
00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:12,834
[all shouting at once]
778
00:20:12,875 --> 00:20:16,959
- So the poems and the flowers
779
00:20:12,875 --> 00:20:16,959
were from them?
780
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,208
[all shouting at once]
781
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:19,792
- [shudders]
782
00:20:19,834 --> 00:20:24,375
- With some intentionally bad
783
00:20:19,834 --> 00:20:24,375
advice from me.
784
00:20:24,417 --> 00:20:27,500
I'm sorry, Mae. I should have
785
00:20:24,417 --> 00:20:27,500
just told you the truth.
786
00:20:27,542 --> 00:20:29,208
Forgive me?
787
00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:31,250
- Of course I do.
788
00:20:31,291 --> 00:20:33,375
But I don't know if they will.
789
00:20:33,417 --> 00:20:35,041
- Mae is mine!
790
00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:36,041
all: Mine first!
791
00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:37,834
- I know.
792
00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:37,834
[sighs]
793
00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:40,583
My mom told me to keep
794
00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:40,583
an eye on them, and I completely
795
00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:40,583
messed it up.
796
00:20:40,625 --> 00:20:44,166
- Don't worry.
797
00:20:40,625 --> 00:20:44,166
Everything will be okay.
798
00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:46,458
- Aw, that's what my Mom says.
799
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:47,458
[gasps]
800
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:49,542
That's what my Mom says!
801
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:50,792
Wait a minute.
802
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:52,667
- I was nervous
803
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:52,667
about my presentation,
804
00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:55,667
and then she said everything
805
00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:55,667
was going to be okay,
806
00:20:55,709 --> 00:20:57,583
and suddenly,
807
00:20:55,709 --> 00:20:57,583
everything was okay!
808
00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:02,750
- Ouchie go bye-bye.
809
00:21:04,667 --> 00:21:06,959
- Nurse Mae, I bumped my head.
810
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,208
[boys shouting]
811
00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:11,291
- My box of chocolate!
812
00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:11,291
- Not anymore!
813
00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:12,375
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
814
00:21:12,417 --> 00:21:15,291
- This ends now!
815
00:21:15,333 --> 00:21:16,500
- Guys, stop!
816
00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:18,792
You don't like Mae.
817
00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:18,792
You just miss Mom.
818
00:21:18,834 --> 00:21:23,417
- We don't miss Mom.
819
00:21:18,834 --> 00:21:23,417
- That's childish.
820
00:21:18,834 --> 00:21:23,417
- What are we, babies?
821
00:21:23,458 --> 00:21:25,959
- So what's for dinner, Mae?
822
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,000
Okay, I see it now.
823
00:21:27,041 --> 00:21:28,625
both: Mm.
824
00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:30,959
- Look, we might not like Mae
825
00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:30,959
that way,
826
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:34,208
but I want to go on record
827
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:34,208
saying we don't miss our Mom.
828
00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:37,834
- Hey, guys, who wants to talk
829
00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:37,834
to Mom on video chat?
830
00:21:37,875 --> 00:21:39,792
- [gasps]
831
00:21:39,834 --> 00:21:42,458
I mean...
832
00:21:39,834 --> 00:21:42,458
I don't want to, but...
833
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:44,333
she probably wants
834
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:44,333
to say hi to us.
835
00:21:44,375 --> 00:21:47,000
- Yeah, bet she misses us
836
00:21:44,375 --> 00:21:47,000
like crazy.
837
00:21:47,041 --> 00:21:48,458
- She's so needy.
838
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:52,417
Ugh, cooties.
839
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:58,291
- Wait, so you told them
840
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:58,291
I had cooties?
841
00:21:58,333 --> 00:22:00,542
- I... yeah, sorry.
842
00:22:00,583 --> 00:22:05,041
- And they still liked me?
843
00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:06,500
Mama's got game.
844
00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:19,000
[whistling]
845
00:22:19,041 --> 00:22:25,750
♪ ♪
846
00:22:25,792 --> 00:22:28,333
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
847
00:22:25,792 --> 00:22:28,333
yeah, yeah ♪
848
00:22:28,375 --> 00:22:30,208
♪ Yeah, yeah,
849
00:22:28,375 --> 00:22:30,208
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
850
00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:31,375
- ♪ Yeah! ♪
851
00:22:31,417 --> 00:22:33,250
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
852
00:22:31,417 --> 00:22:33,250
yeah, yeah ♪
853
00:22:33,291 --> 00:22:35,625
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
854
00:22:35,667 --> 00:22:36,291
- ♪ Yeah! ♪