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[upbeat music]

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- So, what do you kids think

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of the new Thirsty War

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smoothie menu?

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- I think it's

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a shameless attempt

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to make money off the new

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"Hungry Wars" movie

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that's coming out this weekend.

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- And you would be correct.

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That's why you're taking over

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the family business someday.

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- You know,

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I do have some ideas--

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- I said someday.

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- Oh, I see you named a smoothie

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after Ganderk the Great.

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- Who's Ganderk the Great?

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- Only the most powerful Gnome

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Fairy in all of Gardenia.

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- And maybe the entire

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Middle Universe?

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- And their favorite

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"Hungry Wars" character.

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- Oh, two Ganderk the Grape

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smoothies, please.

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- That Ganderk dude

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has cool hair.

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Just like Dicky the Grape.

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- You just called yourself

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a grape.

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- I know.

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- Ooh, Mr. Harper.

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Not to nitpick,

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but you spelled Ganderk wrong.

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And also, in the last movie,

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Ganderk is poisoned by grapes,

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so this is a double fail.

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- You're a double fail!

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Sorry, I'm just-- I worked

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really hard on this menu...

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which is also spelled wrong.

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Give me back those 'manus'.

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- You two kids sure know a lot

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about "Hungry Wars."

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- Yep, that's why we made a pact

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to go see the new movie

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together.

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We are "Hungry Wars"

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movie buddies.

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- Secret Ganderk battle cry!

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both: Ganderk!

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- Knock it off, you Gan-dorks.

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Derek Moses just walked in.

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- Look at him.

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- He's so cool.

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- Cooler than

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Monday night bingo.

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- He might be the coolest kid in

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school, but I'm a close second.

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Very close.

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Check this out.

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Moses, my man.

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Grab a seat.

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- No, thanks.

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I prefer to stand.

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It's one of my

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ten cool-mandments.

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slightly above the crowd.

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- Let me try this.

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[exhales sharply]

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Oh, he's good.

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- So, what's the

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small talk du jour?

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- Whoa, he speaks French.

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- We're talking "Hungry Wars."

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- Yeah, we're seeing it tonight.

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- Ooh, Dawn and Mack.

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This sounds serious.

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- No, it's nothing like that.

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- And what's it like?

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I'm getting a small whiff

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of something uncool here.

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Wait.

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[sniffs]

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You're not going with

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your parents, are you?

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- No, it is definitely

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not like that.

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- Good, 'cause that

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would be breaking

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Moses's cool-mandment

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number one:

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never see a movie

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with your parents.

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- Please, we are way past that.

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We go to the mall without our

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parents, we stay home alone.

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- We're very evolved.

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- We're hardly ever

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around our parents.

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- Don't your parents

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own this place?

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- Ah, we just hang out here

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for free smoothies.

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- You're lying.

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But in a cool way.

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Speaking of cool,

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I'm going to leave you guys with

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cool-mandment number six:

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always use your name

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in your exit line.

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Moses has to goses.

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[clicks tongue]

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- He's as cool as a loafer

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in October.

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- Two grape smoothies.

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- Oh, hey, Mom, don't forget.

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Mack and I are going to see

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"Hungry Wars" tonight.

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- Yep, we can't wait.

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- For what?

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To drop me off?

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- No, to see "Hungry Wars"

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with you guys.

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- With who guys?

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- You guys.

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- It sounds like

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you're saying, "You guys."

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- We are.

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Look, you're not old enough

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to go to the movies with a boy

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by yourself, silly.

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- But it's not a boy-girl thing.

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It's a movie buddy thing, silly.

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- Now it's a movie buddy

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family thing.

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- Yeah, we're going to take

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the boys and make a night of it.

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- Which boys?

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- You boys.

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- Who boys?

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- You boys.

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all: Oh, boy.

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<i>[upbeat music]</i>

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<i>- ♪ Na na na na na na</i>

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<i>na na na na na ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Hey! ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Na na na na na na</i>

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<i>na na na na na ♪</i>

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<i>[whistling]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Na na na na na na ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Na na na na na na ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Hey! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ One, two ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Na na na na na na ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪</i>

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[upbeat music]

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- There is no way

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I'm going to the movies with

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Mack, Mom, and Dad.

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- Me, neither.

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I mean, it'd be breaking

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Moses's cool-mandment.

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- If anyone sees me,

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then I won't be

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the second-coolest kid

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in school anymore.

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- And I won't be the 47th.

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We'll be laughing stocks.

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- Okay, let's all stop pacing.

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That's it, I have to

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text him and cancel.

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"Mack, I'm sorry, but I'm sick

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and I can't go tonight.

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[coughs]

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Let's see 'Hungry Wars'

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again soon, movie buddy."

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[coughs]

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And send.

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There, crisis averted.

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- Did you type your coughs?

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- Of course, it makes it

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more believable.

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- Who's ready to get hungry?

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- Harper family movie night.

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[blows horn]

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- Uh, guys?

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Sorry to ruin whatever that is,

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but Mack had to cancel,

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so guess we'll just

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have to stay home.

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Not see him

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or any of our other friends.

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- Aw, man.

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- What a bummer.

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- Disappointment.

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- Don't be disappointed.

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We'll just go without Mack.

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- Yeah.

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Harper family movie night.

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[blows horn]

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- But I promised Mack I wouldn't

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see "Hungry Wars" without him,

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and I can't break

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my movie buddy pact, so...

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- Oh, oh, totally get it.

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Oh, don't worry, kids.

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all: Aah.

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- We'll just see something else.

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- Yeah.

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- [all gasping]

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- We got to do something.

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- Uh, you know what's better

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than seeing something else?

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Seeing something else

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somewhere else.

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Like a different movie theater.

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- That's a great idea.

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- So instead of going

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to our usual theater,

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why don't we go check out

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that new movie theater

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all the way over

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in Fort Collins...

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[whispers] where no one

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we know will see us.

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- That is a great idea.

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- Harper family movie night

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and road trip.

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[sputters]

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- I don't know.

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Fort Collins is pretty far.

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- I heard they have

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a popcorn booth you stand in.

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It blows popcorn all around you.

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Anything you catch, you eat.

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- Anne, get the keys.

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- No, but Tom--

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- Anne, keys, now.

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[upbeat music]

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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- Man, this place was far.

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- And totally worth it.

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Behold,

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the Popcornado.

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- Ricky, I got to admit,

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movie theater road trip

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was an impressive idea.

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- I do put the imp

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in impressive.

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- And the best part is,

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Mom and Dad can embarrass us

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all they want,

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'cause we're in a place

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where no one knows us.

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- Except Natlee.

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- And Dooley.

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- And Xander.

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And Callie and Tessa.

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- Everyone knows us!

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- This was a terrible plan.

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- All right, just calm down.

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We don't want to draw attention

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to ourselves.

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- Six tickets to

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"Triassic Jungle."

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Can I get a Harper family

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movie night?

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[blows horn]

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- She brought the horn.

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- We got to get them in the

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theater before she blows again.

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- Oh.

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Hey, Mom, the theater's

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filling up.

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We should probably get in there.

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- Come on, Dad.

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- But I'm in line

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for the Popcornado.

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- If we don't hurry up,

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all the good seats will be gone.

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- And you know how

288
00:07:42,375 --> 00:07:44,458
you hate sitting in the back of

289
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the theater.

290
00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:46,208
- And then you get all whiney.

291
00:07:46,250 --> 00:07:47,750
- The kids are right, Tom.

292
00:07:47,792 --> 00:07:49,709
You do get a little whiney when

293
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you don't get what you want.

294
00:07:49,750 --> 00:07:51,583
- But we got a half hour

295
00:07:49,750 --> 00:07:51,583
till the movie starts.

296
00:07:51,625 --> 00:07:53,917
I want to go into

297
00:07:51,625 --> 00:07:53,917
the Popcornado now...

298
00:07:53,959 --> 00:07:57,250
Oh, I see what you mean.

299
00:07:57,291 --> 00:07:59,208
- Tell you what, if you hurry

300
00:07:57,291 --> 00:07:59,208
and get us good seats,

301
00:07:59,250 --> 00:08:01,709
we'll save your spot

302
00:07:59,250 --> 00:08:01,709
in the Popcornado line.

303
00:08:01,750 --> 00:08:03,458
- Here, take our coats

304
00:08:01,750 --> 00:08:03,458
and save our seats.

305
00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:06,250
- Oh. Oh.

306
00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:06,250
Okay.

307
00:08:06,291 --> 00:08:07,542
- All right now, run along now,

308
00:08:07,583 --> 00:08:09,041
last one to the theater's

309
00:08:07,583 --> 00:08:09,041
a rotten egg.

310
00:08:09,083 --> 00:08:10,500
- We're adults.

311
00:08:10,542 --> 00:08:13,834
We don't care about being

312
00:08:10,542 --> 00:08:13,834
the rotten egg, right, Anne?

313
00:08:13,875 --> 00:08:16,834
I'm always the rotten egg.

314
00:08:16,875 --> 00:08:19,959
- Okay, as long as they're

315
00:08:16,875 --> 00:08:19,959
in there and we're out here,

316
00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,250
we're good.

317
00:08:22,291 --> 00:08:24,125
- Not good.

318
00:08:22,291 --> 00:08:24,125
Mack is here.

319
00:08:24,166 --> 00:08:25,750
- The whole school's here.

320
00:08:25,792 --> 00:08:29,542
- Wait, is anybody else mad that

321
00:08:25,792 --> 00:08:29,542
none of these people called us?

322
00:08:29,583 --> 00:08:30,750
- I can't let Mack see me.

323
00:08:30,792 --> 00:08:32,041
He'll know I lied.

324
00:08:32,083 --> 00:08:33,709
Here, I'm going to go

325
00:08:32,083 --> 00:08:33,709
into our theater.

326
00:08:33,750 --> 00:08:37,083
You guys keep an eye on him and

327
00:08:33,750 --> 00:08:37,083
text me if he's heading my way.

328
00:08:41,083 --> 00:08:42,917
- Okay, quick quaddle.

329
00:08:42,959 --> 00:08:46,125
What's the best way to follow

330
00:08:42,959 --> 00:08:46,125
Mack without him seeing us?

331
00:08:46,166 --> 00:08:48,875
- You guys having

332
00:08:46,166 --> 00:08:48,875
a secret conversation?

333
00:08:48,917 --> 00:08:50,458
- Uh, no.

334
00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:53,000
We're not having

335
00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:53,000
a secret conversation.

336
00:08:53,041 --> 00:08:55,291
The more the merrier, buddy.

337
00:08:55,333 --> 00:08:57,542
- Well, you see,

338
00:08:55,333 --> 00:08:57,542
cool-mandment number three says

339
00:08:57,583 --> 00:08:59,709
to always trust your gut,

340
00:08:57,583 --> 00:08:59,709
and right now,

341
00:08:59,750 --> 00:09:02,041
my gut's telling me you guys

342
00:08:59,750 --> 00:09:02,041
are up to something uncool.

343
00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:04,333
- No, this is just how we talk.

344
00:09:04,375 --> 00:09:05,792
- Anyway, we have to get going.

345
00:09:05,834 --> 00:09:07,166
- Why?

346
00:09:07,208 --> 00:09:08,834
You're not here with

347
00:09:07,208 --> 00:09:08,834
your parents, are you?

348
00:09:08,875 --> 00:09:10,834
- What?

349
00:09:08,875 --> 00:09:10,834
- No way.

350
00:09:10,875 --> 00:09:12,375
- Parents are for kids.

351
00:09:12,417 --> 00:09:14,208
We're just chilling

352
00:09:12,417 --> 00:09:14,208
in the lobby.

353
00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:15,792
- Trying to decide

354
00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:15,792
which video games to play

355
00:09:15,834 --> 00:09:18,667
to attract more sweet,

356
00:09:15,834 --> 00:09:18,667
parentless honeys.

357
00:09:18,709 --> 00:09:21,959
- The answer's simple:

358
00:09:18,709 --> 00:09:21,959
whatever game Moses is playing.

359
00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,375
Let's go.

360
00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,375
[clicks tongue]

361
00:09:27,834 --> 00:09:29,792
- [sighs]

362
00:09:29,834 --> 00:09:31,834
- Check it out, Anne.

363
00:09:29,834 --> 00:09:31,834
They have a lobby cam.

364
00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:33,583
Oh.

365
00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:33,583
Oh.

366
00:09:33,625 --> 00:09:35,166
Oh, this is--

367
00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:37,417
Look at this amateur

368
00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:37,417
in the Popcornado.

369
00:09:37,458 --> 00:09:39,125
His technique is terrible.

370
00:09:39,166 --> 00:09:41,083
He should be using his mouth,

371
00:09:39,166 --> 00:09:41,083
like this.

372
00:09:41,125 --> 00:09:42,250
You gotta...

373
00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:44,166
- No, honey, don't.

374
00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:44,166
Please, honey.

375
00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:45,625
Oh, excuse me.

376
00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:45,625
I'm sorry.

377
00:09:45,667 --> 00:09:48,166
Those seats are taken.

378
00:09:45,667 --> 00:09:48,166
Yeah.

379
00:09:56,333 --> 00:09:59,709
- You're supposed to be saving

380
00:09:56,333 --> 00:09:59,709
my spot in the Popcornado line.

381
00:09:59,750 --> 00:10:01,333
- Oh, don't worry.

382
00:09:59,750 --> 00:10:01,333
The boys are saving it.

383
00:10:01,375 --> 00:10:02,917
- Really?

384
00:10:02,959 --> 00:10:06,667
Because it looks like

385
00:10:02,959 --> 00:10:06,667
they're playing video games.

386
00:10:06,709 --> 00:10:08,792
- Which we both know

387
00:10:08,834 --> 00:10:11,667
is not what they're

388
00:10:08,834 --> 00:10:11,667
supposed to be doing.

389
00:10:11,709 --> 00:10:13,709
Let me go take care of this.

390
00:10:11,709 --> 00:10:13,709
- Mm.

391
00:10:22,583 --> 00:10:24,333
- I give you guys one job.

392
00:10:24,375 --> 00:10:26,166
And by the way,

393
00:10:24,375 --> 00:10:26,166
Mom and Dad can totally

394
00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:28,875
see you...

395
00:10:28,917 --> 00:10:31,166
later.

396
00:10:31,208 --> 00:10:34,792
'Cause they're certainly

397
00:10:31,208 --> 00:10:34,792
not here with us now.

398
00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:37,500
- What's going on?

399
00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:37,500
You guys are all acting weird.

400
00:10:37,542 --> 00:10:40,750
And Moses got a noses

401
00:10:37,542 --> 00:10:40,750
for that kind of thing.

402
00:10:40,792 --> 00:10:42,542
- This is how we always act.

403
00:10:42,583 --> 00:10:46,709
You got to remember, we're not

404
00:10:42,583 --> 00:10:46,709
nearly as cool as you.

405
00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:48,291
- Speaking of things

406
00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:48,291
that are not cool,

407
00:10:48,333 --> 00:10:52,875
I just saw Mya and Gerald

408
00:10:48,333 --> 00:10:52,875
Dinkler with carrot sticks.

409
00:10:52,917 --> 00:10:55,875
- [gasps]

410
00:10:52,917 --> 00:10:55,875
- Healthy snacks at the movies?

411
00:10:55,917 --> 00:10:58,834
Moses opposes.

412
00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:00,834
- Where's Mack?

413
00:11:00,875 --> 00:11:03,166
You guys were supposed to be

414
00:11:00,875 --> 00:11:03,166
keeping an eye on him.

415
00:11:03,208 --> 00:11:05,625
- He's right there.

416
00:11:05,667 --> 00:11:08,750
You're welcome.

417
00:11:08,792 --> 00:11:12,291
- Wait, he's seeing

418
00:11:08,792 --> 00:11:12,291
"Hungry Wars" without me?

419
00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:13,834
- Well, if it makes you

420
00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:13,834
feel any better,

421
00:11:13,875 --> 00:11:15,417
I don't think he saw you.

422
00:11:15,458 --> 00:11:18,500
- It doesn't make me

423
00:11:15,458 --> 00:11:18,500
feel any better.

424
00:11:18,542 --> 00:11:20,542
He broke our movie buddy pact.

425
00:11:20,583 --> 00:11:21,709
[upbeat music]

426
00:11:24,667 --> 00:11:27,625
[upbeat music]

427
00:11:27,667 --> 00:11:29,041
- Mack and I had a movie pact.

428
00:11:29,083 --> 00:11:30,208
- Here we go with

429
00:11:29,083 --> 00:11:30,208
the pacing again.

430
00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:32,583
- We were supposed to be

431
00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:32,583
movie buddies.

432
00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:35,917
- In his defense, you do have

433
00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:35,917
a terrible text-cough.

434
00:11:35,959 --> 00:11:38,250
- And he's not seeing it

435
00:11:35,959 --> 00:11:38,250
at your usual theater

436
00:11:38,291 --> 00:11:40,250
where you might have found out

437
00:11:38,291 --> 00:11:40,250
and gotten upset.

438
00:11:40,291 --> 00:11:42,583
That's pretty considerate.

439
00:11:42,625 --> 00:11:44,208
- And you did lie to him first.

440
00:11:44,250 --> 00:11:47,542
So I'm kind of Team Mack here.

441
00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:50,083
- I lied to protect

442
00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:50,083
our movie pact.

443
00:11:50,125 --> 00:11:51,709
He broke it.

444
00:11:51,750 --> 00:11:54,208
You know what?

445
00:11:51,750 --> 00:11:54,208
I'm going in.

446
00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:55,917
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

447
00:11:55,959 --> 00:11:58,000
You don't want to face him

448
00:11:55,959 --> 00:11:58,000
when you're this mad.

449
00:11:58,041 --> 00:12:00,875
- Yeah.

450
00:11:58,041 --> 00:12:00,875
Pace it off, mama.

451
00:12:00,917 --> 00:12:03,000
- No.

452
00:12:00,917 --> 00:12:03,000
I'm going to call him.

453
00:12:03,041 --> 00:12:05,208
- That's a worse idea.

454
00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:09,000
You know things don't

455
00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:09,000
go well when you call angry.

456
00:12:09,041 --> 00:12:11,792
- I believe the term

457
00:12:09,041 --> 00:12:11,792
is Dawn-dialing.

458
00:12:11,834 --> 00:12:15,959
- Yeah, remember last Christmas

459
00:12:11,834 --> 00:12:15,959
when Aunt Gilda gave you that

460
00:12:11,834 --> 00:12:15,959
juggling lesson as a gift?

461
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:19,041
And you thanked her with

462
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:19,041
a big, fat Dawn-dial.

463
00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:21,458
- She still won't take

464
00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:21,458
any of our calls.

465
00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:23,792
- Who gives somebody one lesson?

466
00:12:23,834 --> 00:12:25,709
You can't learn to juggle

467
00:12:23,834 --> 00:12:25,709
in 45 minutes.

468
00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:28,333
It can't be done.

469
00:12:28,375 --> 00:12:29,458
- Just give me the phone, Dawn.

470
00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:31,917
- Guys, don't worry.

471
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:35,542
This is not

472
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:35,542
an Aunt Gilda situation.

473
00:12:35,583 --> 00:12:36,917
Voicemail.

474
00:12:36,959 --> 00:12:38,500
I'm just going to express

475
00:12:36,959 --> 00:12:38,500
my disappointment

476
00:12:38,542 --> 00:12:41,333
and ask him to call me later

477
00:12:38,542 --> 00:12:41,333
to discuss it.

478
00:12:41,375 --> 00:12:42,333
Hey, Mack.

479
00:12:41,375 --> 00:12:42,333
It's Dawn.

480
00:12:42,375 --> 00:12:43,792
How's it going...

481
00:12:43,834 --> 00:12:46,458
is what I would have said

482
00:12:43,834 --> 00:12:46,458
if I wasn't so mad.

483
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,834
I can't believe you went

484
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,834
to "Hungry Wars" without me.

485
00:12:48,875 --> 00:12:50,417
- Should have taken the phone.

486
00:12:50,458 --> 00:12:52,709
- That's right, Mr.

487
00:12:50,458 --> 00:12:52,709
I'm-gonna-go-to-Fort-Collins-

488
00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:54,375
so-nobody-will-see-me.

489
00:12:54,417 --> 00:12:56,875
I'm at the Brister Six

490
00:12:54,417 --> 00:12:56,875
with my parents.

491
00:12:56,917 --> 00:12:58,917
- At least she didn't say us.

492
00:12:56,917 --> 00:12:58,917
- And my brothers.

493
00:12:58,959 --> 00:13:00,750
- Hey, we made the message.

494
00:13:00,792 --> 00:13:02,458
- And I just saw you

495
00:13:00,792 --> 00:13:02,458
go into the movie

496
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:05,041
you and I made a pact

497
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:05,041
to see together.

498
00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:07,500
But I guess our friendship

499
00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:07,500
doesn't mean anything to you,

500
00:13:07,542 --> 00:13:08,750
so guess what, mister?

501
00:13:08,792 --> 00:13:10,625
You're no longer my movie buddy.

502
00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:12,291
You are my movie...

503
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,291
enemy.

504
00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:16,250
Dawn out.

505
00:13:19,834 --> 00:13:21,417
What have I done?

506
00:13:21,458 --> 00:13:24,291
- Classic Dawn-dial.

507
00:13:24,333 --> 00:13:26,417
- That she dragged us into.

508
00:13:26,458 --> 00:13:28,125
- Yeah, now everyone's

509
00:13:26,458 --> 00:13:28,125
going to know we're here

510
00:13:28,166 --> 00:13:29,792
with our parents, too.

511
00:13:29,834 --> 00:13:32,250
We're doomed.

512
00:13:29,834 --> 00:13:32,250
Thanks a lot, Dawn.

513
00:13:32,291 --> 00:13:33,542
- Don't blame me.

514
00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:35,792
You guys should have never

515
00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:35,792
let me Dawn-dial.

516
00:13:35,834 --> 00:13:37,166
You know what?

517
00:13:37,208 --> 00:13:38,834
I'm going to call

518
00:13:37,208 --> 00:13:38,834
all three of you right now

519
00:13:38,875 --> 00:13:40,792
and tell you how angry I am.

520
00:13:40,834 --> 00:13:43,625
- Dawn, stop.

521
00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:46,333
- Oh, Mack's coming back out.

522
00:13:48,375 --> 00:13:50,041
- Hey, I went into

523
00:13:48,375 --> 00:13:50,041
the wrong theater.

524
00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:51,959
Um, I'm not seeing

525
00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:51,959
"Hungry Wars."

526
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:55,417
I mean, I want to, but I'd never

527
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:55,417
see it without my movie buddy.

528
00:13:55,458 --> 00:13:57,709
Uh, where's "Triassic Jungle"?

529
00:13:57,750 --> 00:13:59,667
Over there?

530
00:13:57,750 --> 00:13:59,667
Thanks.

531
00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:05,458
- Oh, no.

532
00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:05,458
Mack's heading in our theater.

533
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:06,917
- Oh, this is bad.

534
00:14:06,959 --> 00:14:08,875
- I have to delete that message

535
00:14:06,959 --> 00:14:08,875
before he hears it.

536
00:14:08,917 --> 00:14:10,083
You guys have to help me.

537
00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:11,458
- This is not our problem.

538
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:14,917
You dialed your bed,

539
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:14,917
now you have to...

540
00:14:14,959 --> 00:14:17,041
lie on your phone...

541
00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:19,792
bed.

542
00:14:19,834 --> 00:14:22,458
- That doesn't make any sense.

543
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:26,000
- I would have thought of

544
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:26,000
something that made more sense

545
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:26,000
but Aunt Gilda only gave me that

546
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:26,000
one improv lesson.

547
00:14:26,041 --> 00:14:27,792
[exhales]

548
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,750
The point is, you have to

549
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,750
get Mack's phone yourself.

550
00:14:29,792 --> 00:14:30,834
- Why do you need Mack's phone?

551
00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:33,000
all: Aah!

552
00:14:33,041 --> 00:14:35,875
- I didn't say Mack's phone.

553
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:39,417
I said Zach's cone.

554
00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:41,875
- Yeah, our friend Zach

555
00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:41,875
lost his cone

556
00:14:41,917 --> 00:14:43,458
and we were helping him find it.

557
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:44,959
- What kind of cone?

558
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,041
- Ice cream.

559
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,041
- Dog.

560
00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:49,208
- Snow.

561
00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:49,208
- He's a cone guy.

562
00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:51,667
- You know, my gut tells me

563
00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:51,667
you guys are up to something,

564
00:14:51,709 --> 00:14:54,333
and I'm going to find out

565
00:14:51,709 --> 00:14:54,333
what's going on.

566
00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:59,166
Moses is going to go

567
00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:59,166
find Mack's phoneses.

568
00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:01,250
- He doesn't knowses

569
00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:01,250
where Mack goeses.

570
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:02,291
- Can we please stop rhyming?

571
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:05,166
- I supposes.

572
00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:06,667
All right, just follow my lead.

573
00:15:06,709 --> 00:15:10,625
Hurry, Mack went this way!

574
00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:14,375
- Nice try, Harpers,

575
00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:14,375
but Moses ain't slowses.

576
00:15:14,417 --> 00:15:15,625
- He fell for it.

577
00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:18,333
Okay, now stay closes--sorry.

578
00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:23,375
Okay, there's Mack.

579
00:15:23,417 --> 00:15:24,625
- Yeah.

580
00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:26,208
- Right by Mom and Dad.

581
00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:28,917
- How are we going to get his

582
00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:28,917
phone without them seeing us?

583
00:15:31,125 --> 00:15:32,333
- Lobby cam.

584
00:15:32,375 --> 00:15:33,792
I got an idea.

585
00:15:32,375 --> 00:15:33,792
Follow me.

586
00:15:33,834 --> 00:15:35,375
- Should do it.

587
00:15:35,417 --> 00:15:37,500
- Don't you think you should

588
00:15:35,417 --> 00:15:37,500
just sit down at the end?

589
00:15:37,542 --> 00:15:39,709
- [chuckles]

590
00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:41,667
No need, Anne.

591
00:15:41,709 --> 00:15:43,333
It's common theater etiquette

592
00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:45,542
that an article of clothing

593
00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:45,542
indicates a saved seat.

594
00:15:45,583 --> 00:15:47,250
- Hmm, well, you might

595
00:15:45,583 --> 00:15:47,250
want to tell that guy.

596
00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:50,750
- The what--how--what--no, no.

597
00:15:50,792 --> 00:15:53,792
I don't know what kind

598
00:15:50,792 --> 00:15:53,792
of theater etiquette you're used

599
00:15:50,792 --> 00:15:53,792
to, but in my America,

600
00:15:53,834 --> 00:15:55,250
a sweater on a seat means,

601
00:15:53,834 --> 00:15:55,250
"Get lost, hippie."

602
00:15:55,291 --> 00:15:57,375
Let's move.

603
00:15:55,291 --> 00:15:57,375
Come on.

604
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:03,792
What's going on?

605
00:16:03,834 --> 00:16:06,750
Oh.

606
00:16:06,792 --> 00:16:07,917
Dang it.

607
00:16:07,959 --> 00:16:10,125
I'm C6.

608
00:16:10,166 --> 00:16:12,250
- Yes!

609
00:16:12,291 --> 00:16:13,625
- Aah.

610
00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:15,875
Lucky Fort Collins kid.

611
00:16:15,917 --> 00:16:17,959
Popcornado,

612
00:16:15,917 --> 00:16:17,959
full head of hair.

613
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,000
Neither one's going to

614
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,000
last forever!

615
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:28,667
- Dicky, you're supposed to

616
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:28,667
dump the popcorn out.

617
00:16:28,709 --> 00:16:30,291
- Why would I waste popcorn?

618
00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:32,417
- Because now you can't

619
00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:32,417
see anything.

620
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,291
- I can see clouds.

621
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,291
- That's popcorn.

622
00:16:34,333 --> 00:16:36,291
- Sweet!

623
00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:38,917
- Oh, here he comes.

624
00:16:38,959 --> 00:16:41,166
- Hey, uh, I was called up here.

625
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:43,083
Seat A6.

626
00:16:43,125 --> 00:16:46,667
- Yes.

627
00:16:43,125 --> 00:16:46,667
You're the big winner.

628
00:16:46,709 --> 00:16:47,750
- Who are you guys?

629
00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:49,542
- Uh, Butterpop.

630
00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:49,542
- Popcorn Peeps.

631
00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:51,250
- Tub Buddies.

632
00:16:51,291 --> 00:16:53,667
- This isn't about us.

633
00:16:51,291 --> 00:16:53,667
This is about you.

634
00:16:53,709 --> 00:16:58,542
It's prize time,

635
00:16:53,709 --> 00:16:58,542
so let's get popping.

636
00:16:58,583 --> 00:17:02,333
- Wait, why does that sign

637
00:16:58,583 --> 00:17:02,333
say "back in ten"?

638
00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:04,125
- Those are just instructions.

639
00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:08,208
Back in and count to ten.

640
00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:10,125
- Oh, and uh, give us

641
00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:10,125
your phone so, you know,

642
00:17:10,166 --> 00:17:11,917
we can take your picture.

643
00:17:11,959 --> 00:17:16,667
- Oh, man, I wish my movie buddy

644
00:17:11,959 --> 00:17:16,667
were here to see this.

645
00:17:16,709 --> 00:17:17,667
- How's the plan going?

646
00:17:17,709 --> 00:17:19,792
- Okay, in you go.

647
00:17:17,709 --> 00:17:19,792
- Huh?

648
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,417
- Come on, delete.

649
00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:25,458
- What's taking so long?

650
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:26,792
- My fingers are all buttery.

651
00:17:26,834 --> 00:17:27,792
- My face is all buttery.

652
00:17:27,834 --> 00:17:29,041
[Popcornado runs]

653
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:31,375
- Give it to me.

654
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:31,375
- No, give it to me.

655
00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:32,792
I know it's you, Harpers.

656
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:36,792
- It is not us.

657
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:36,792
We are popcorn robots.

658
00:17:36,834 --> 00:17:41,166
- Beep bop beep bop beep beep.

659
00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:43,667
- Moses, what are you

660
00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:43,667
doing with my phone?

661
00:17:43,709 --> 00:17:45,500
- He doesn't have your phone.

662
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,375
We do!

663
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,375
Huddle!

664
00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:48,667
- I know one of you has it.

665
00:17:48,709 --> 00:17:51,041
- Yes, but which one?

666
00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:53,458
Scatter!

667
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:54,291
- Hey.

668
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:54,291
- Not cool.

669
00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:57,291
[upbeat music]

670
00:17:57,333 --> 00:18:03,125
<i>♪</i> ♪

671
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:04,208
- Since no one here respects

672
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,750
loosely-draped articles

673
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,750
of clothing,

674
00:18:06,792 --> 00:18:10,375
looks like I'm going to

675
00:18:06,792 --> 00:18:10,375
have to lock it down

676
00:18:10,417 --> 00:18:13,792
with a secure

677
00:18:10,417 --> 00:18:13,792
sweater-jacket-scarf barrier.

678
00:18:13,834 --> 00:18:15,166
Yeah.

679
00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:17,291
Nothing's getting

680
00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:17,291
through that baby.

681
00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:18,291
- Oh, except that guy.

682
00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:19,667
Excuse me, I'm sorry.

683
00:18:19,709 --> 00:18:22,625
We're saving those

684
00:18:19,709 --> 00:18:22,625
for our children.

685
00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:24,083
Where are our children?

686
00:18:24,125 --> 00:18:26,125
- These four seats have been

687
00:18:24,125 --> 00:18:26,125
empty since I came in.

688
00:18:26,166 --> 00:18:27,834
I think you're hogging them.

689
00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:29,583
So, until your "children"

690
00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:29,583
come back...

691
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:31,750
- [gasps]

692
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:31,750
- I'm going to sit here.

693
00:18:31,792 --> 00:18:35,000
- No, no, no, no.

694
00:18:31,792 --> 00:18:35,000
Do not air quote our children.

695
00:18:35,041 --> 00:18:36,875
- Our children

696
00:18:35,041 --> 00:18:36,875
are totally "real."

697
00:18:36,917 --> 00:18:38,250
- Okay, honey,

698
00:18:36,917 --> 00:18:38,250
if you air-quote "real"

699
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:39,208
it means they're not real.

700
00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:40,625
- [huffs]

701
00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:41,792
"Does it?"

702
00:18:41,834 --> 00:18:45,333
- Yes, come on.

703
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,291
- Where am I going?

704
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,291
Where am I going?

705
00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:48,500
What's happening?

706
00:18:48,542 --> 00:18:52,542
- Oh! Oh!

707
00:18:48,542 --> 00:18:52,542
Ah. Oh.

708
00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:54,208
My head!

709
00:18:57,959 --> 00:19:00,333
Oh, ah.

710
00:19:00,375 --> 00:19:02,542
- See? Those are our kids

711
00:19:00,375 --> 00:19:02,542
"right there."

712
00:19:02,583 --> 00:19:04,583
- Still wrong.

713
00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:06,000
- See, everyone?

714
00:19:06,041 --> 00:19:08,083
Told you we came here

715
00:19:06,041 --> 00:19:08,083
to the movies with our kids.

716
00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:09,500
Ha ha!

717
00:19:09,542 --> 00:19:11,917
- Yep, now everybody knows.

718
00:19:11,959 --> 00:19:13,208
- I knew it.

719
00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:15,667
You Harpers broke

720
00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:15,667
cool-mandment number one.

721
00:19:15,709 --> 00:19:17,917
- Dawn, I thought you were sick.

722
00:19:17,959 --> 00:19:20,625
You typed "cough"

723
00:19:17,959 --> 00:19:20,625
and everything.

724
00:19:20,667 --> 00:19:23,083
What's going on?

725
00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:27,000
- When I asked my parents if I

726
00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:27,000
could see "Hungry Wars" with you

727
00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:27,000
they said only if

728
00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:27,000
they chaperoned,

729
00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:29,959
and I was too embarrassed to

730
00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:29,959
break cool-mandment number one.

731
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:34,667
- So you put on a popcorn bucket

732
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:34,667
head and stole my phone?

733
00:19:34,709 --> 00:19:36,583
- Only because when I saw you

734
00:19:34,709 --> 00:19:36,583
go into "Hungry Wars"

735
00:19:36,625 --> 00:19:38,417
I thought you were seeing it

736
00:19:36,625 --> 00:19:38,417
without me,

737
00:19:38,458 --> 00:19:42,166
and then I got kind of mad

738
00:19:38,458 --> 00:19:42,166
and Dawn-dialed you.

739
00:19:42,208 --> 00:19:43,834
- Like Aunt Gilda?

740
00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:46,417
- Worse.

741
00:19:46,458 --> 00:19:47,834
- I'm sorry, Mack.

742
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:50,500
I should have just

743
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:50,500
told you the truth.

744
00:19:50,542 --> 00:19:51,959
- Thanks.

745
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,709
- For the record,

746
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,709
I was Team Mack all the way.

747
00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:58,083
- None of this would have

748
00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:58,083
happened if we hadn't been so

749
00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:58,083
worried

750
00:19:58,125 --> 00:20:00,959
about being seen at the movies

751
00:19:58,125 --> 00:20:00,959
with our parents.

752
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,208
- Let's go.

753
00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:06,166
Why don't you go sit

754
00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:06,166
with your "friends?"

755
00:20:06,208 --> 00:20:08,125
Hey, kids.

756
00:20:06,208 --> 00:20:08,125
- Hi.

757
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:09,792
- I get it.

758
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,750
I only went into "Hungry Wars"

759
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,750
because I saw Moses,

760
00:20:11,792 --> 00:20:15,542
and I didn't want him

761
00:20:11,792 --> 00:20:15,542
to see me with...

762
00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:16,959
my Mom.

763
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,166
Sorry, Mom.

764
00:20:20,208 --> 00:20:23,458
- You know,

765
00:20:20,208 --> 00:20:23,458
I thought you guys were cool,

766
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:25,417
but you've given me no choice

767
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:28,250
but to let everyone know

768
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:28,250
just how uncool you are.

769
00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:32,500
- Then you'll have to

770
00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:32,500
let everyone know how uncool I

771
00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:32,500
am, too.

772
00:20:32,542 --> 00:20:33,667
I'm with my parents.

773
00:20:35,917 --> 00:20:37,291
- Natalie?

774
00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:38,458
- It's Natlee.

775
00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:42,291
- Ugh.

776
00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:45,000
You guys aren't the only ones.

777
00:20:45,041 --> 00:20:46,667
- Oscar?

778
00:20:54,542 --> 00:20:56,125
- Wow, we all came this far

779
00:20:56,166 --> 00:20:58,667
just to avoid being seen

780
00:20:56,166 --> 00:20:58,667
with our parents?

781
00:20:58,709 --> 00:21:02,291
- Am I the only kid cool enough

782
00:20:58,709 --> 00:21:02,291
to be here without my parents?

783
00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:05,542
- Derek Norman Moses,

784
00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:07,583
stop pretending

785
00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:07,583
you're unsupervised.

786
00:21:07,625 --> 00:21:09,583
You know the only reason you get

787
00:21:07,625 --> 00:21:09,583
to roam around here by yourself

788
00:21:09,625 --> 00:21:10,792
is because I work here.

789
00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:12,417
Now get back to that break room

790
00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:13,875
and do your homework.

791
00:21:13,917 --> 00:21:14,875
- Come on, Mom.

792
00:21:14,917 --> 00:21:18,542
You're making me look so uncool.

793
00:21:18,583 --> 00:21:20,083
[sighs]

794
00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:23,333
- Stop that.

795
00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:23,333
- Ugh.

796
00:21:23,375 --> 00:21:25,000
- Norman.

797
00:21:25,041 --> 00:21:26,625
- Okay, well,

798
00:21:25,041 --> 00:21:26,625
now that that's settled,

799
00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:27,750
why don't we grab our seats?

800
00:21:27,792 --> 00:21:29,166
The movie's about to start.

801
00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:34,625
- Animals.

802
00:21:38,667 --> 00:21:42,375
- Oh, then why don't we all see

803
00:21:38,667 --> 00:21:42,375
if we can get into "Hungry

804
00:21:38,667 --> 00:21:42,375
Wars"?

805
00:21:42,417 --> 00:21:46,208
- Sounds good, movie buddy.

806
00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:48,458
- There's just one thing

807
00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:48,458
we need to do first.

808
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:50,375
- Yeah.

809
00:21:50,417 --> 00:21:53,083
[cheers and applause]

810
00:21:55,875 --> 00:21:57,667
- That's our Dad.

811
00:21:57,709 --> 00:22:01,667
- [blows horn]

812
00:22:01,709 --> 00:22:05,041
- Her, we do not know.

813
00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:07,041
[upbeat music]

814
00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:17,375
<i>[whistling]</i>

815
00:22:17,417 --> 00:22:24,875
<i>♪ ♪</i>

816
00:22:24,917 --> 00:22:27,333
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,</i>

817
00:22:24,917 --> 00:22:27,333
<i>yeah, yeah ♪</i>

818
00:22:27,375 --> 00:22:29,458
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah,</i>

819
00:22:27,375 --> 00:22:29,458
<i>yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

820
00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:30,625
<i>- ♪ Yeah! ♪</i>

821
00:22:30,667 --> 00:22:32,458
<i>- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,</i>

822
00:22:30,667 --> 00:22:32,458
<i>yeah, yeah ♪</i>

823
00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:34,709
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

824
00:22:34,750 --> 00:22:35,542
<i>- ♪ Yeah! ♪</i>