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[upbeat music]
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[car horn honks]
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- Mom! Your cab's here.
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- I can drive myself.
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- No. Your relaxation
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starts now.
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- We love you.
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- And we want you to have fun
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on your spaghetti-way.
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- Dicky,
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it's a "spa getaway."
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- You know,
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where you get massages,
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and pedicures, and facials?
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- I know. I pronounce things
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weird summertimes.
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- Just go.
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[car horn honks]
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- You know, I don't know. Maybe
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this isn't the best weekend.
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- No, no, no.
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this is the only weekend.
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I bought this gift certificate
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a year ago. It expires Monday.
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You have to go.
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- I guess.
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I just don't like
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leaving the kids all alone.
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- You mean with me?
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- Right.
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- No, of course
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I meant with you.
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- Yeah.
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- Don't worry, Mom.
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- It's gonna be fine.
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- That's what you all said
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the last time I went away for
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the weekend, and I came home to
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you kids carving ice sculptures
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in the living room.
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- Dad said we had
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to be creative.
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- You were using a chainsaw.
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- Creatively.
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- Okay.
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- And there was no rule
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against it.
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- Which is why now
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there is a rule against it.
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Along with a whole bunch
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of other rules
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that are in my Big Book of Rules
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to keep the kids in line.
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- Okay, so when you say a big
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book do you mean actually a--
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Oh, Mama,
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that's a big book.
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- For example rule #6.
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No making ice sculptures
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in the living room.
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- What about sculptures
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made out of--
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- Or butter, or cheese,
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or food of any kind.
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[all groan]
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See, hon?
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They're groaning.
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I got this.
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It'll be good for you.
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- You need to go and relax.
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- I do. I really do.
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- Face it.
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We stress you out.
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- You do.
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You really do.
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- You know who else
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stresses you out? Dad.
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- I do.
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- You really do.
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[car horn honks]
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Hold your horses!
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I am coming!
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Wow.
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I really need this.
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all:
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You do. You really do.
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- Okay. I will see you guys
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in a couple of days.
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I love you so much.
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- Bye.
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- I love you, Mom.
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- Please be good.
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- Mom, we'll miss you.
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- I miss you already.
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- Love you.
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- All right. Mom is gone.
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Hey, Dad, nice one
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on the fake rulebook.
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She totally bought it.
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All right.
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You all have your assignments:
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whipped cream, chips, donkey.
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I'll get the saddle
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and spoons.
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- Wait!
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This is not a fake rulebook.
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This is serious.
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- So no donkey?
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[all deflated]
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Eee-aww.
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- Listen, guys, your mom
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should be able to go away and
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relax without having to worry
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about us
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which is why I made
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the Big Book of Rules.
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- [groans]
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These rules are ridiculous.
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- You guys are just going
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to have to deal with it.
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- But--
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- Ah.
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When you pay the rent
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you can make the rules.
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- [groans]
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- I can't believe this.
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He's treating us
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like little kids.
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- Yeah. We're old enough.
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We should be able
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to make our own rules.
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- Yeah.
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- Yeah, and how could we ever
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pay the rent with the tiny
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allowance he gives us?
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He's rigged the whole system.
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all: Yeah.
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- Wait a minute.
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We're going to rig it back.
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We just need to figure out a way
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to make enough money
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so we can pay the rent.
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Then we can make the rules.
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- We should probably
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cancel that donkey.
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[hoofs clop]
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- Too late.
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- Shh.
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- Don't answer the door.
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- We're not home!
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[donkey brays,
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[upbeat music]
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- ♪ Na na na na na na
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na na na na na ♪
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- ♪ Hey! ♪
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- ♪ Na na na na na na
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na na na na na ♪
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[whistling]
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ Na na na na na na ♪
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♪ Na na na na na na ♪
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- ♪ Hey! ♪
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♪ One, two ♪
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- ♪ Na na na na na na ♪
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- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
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- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh ♪
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- Come on, guys.
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Think!
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There's got to be a way
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we can make money.
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- Perhaps some of
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my refreshing lemonade
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will help stimulate
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our thinking muscles.
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all: Mmm.
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- This is good stuff.
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- You could totally
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sell this.
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- Yeah.
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You'd make a fortune.
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[cell phone chimes]
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- Who's that?
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- Oh, it's just Oscar.
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He's got a hankering
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for some lemonade
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and is wondering
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where he can buy some.
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- Well, text him back,
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and tell him we're too busy
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worrying
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about our money problems
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to worry about
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his lemonade-buying problems.
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- Yeah.
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- No, wait.
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We can solve both problems!
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We should open up
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a lemonade stand.
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- [gasps] Of course.
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I'll get the lemons.
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- I'll work the cash register.
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- I'll go to the bathroom.
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- How is that gonna help?
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- It's not.
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I just had a lot of lemonade.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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[soothing music]
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- Namaste.
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- Oh, great.
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You're here.
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Apparently I really
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need to relax,
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so let's get this rub show
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on the road.
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- Just take a deep breath,
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clear your mind,
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and leave the outside world
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outside.
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- Okay.
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Letting go.
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♪ ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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Ooh, I feel like I'm swimming
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in a sea of tranquility.
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[both giggle]
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[cell phone rings]
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- I'm so sorry.
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That's my phone.
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I thought I had turned that off.
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I'll just be one second.
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Hey, sweetie.
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I'm in a session,
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but what's up?
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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I'm sure it'll be okay.
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Well, then put him on.
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Jeremy,
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put your pants on!
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Give your father
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his keys back,
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and take your retainer
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out of the baby's mouth!
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Kids, huh?
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- Oh!
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Okay.
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[groans]
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Too much pressure!
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Too much pressure!
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- Tell me about it.
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Every time I leave that house
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I'm afraid of what
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I'm going to come home to.
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- What?
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[whines]
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Mama.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- I have a large for Natalie.
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Nat-a-lie?
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- It's "Natlee!"
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The "a" is silent!
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- Sorry.
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- You call this a large?
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- Sorry.
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- Sorry.
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- Sorry?
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- You know, maybe I should start
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calling out the names.
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- Don't worry. I got this.
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I have a medium for Twrmnym.
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- "Twrmnym" is not a name.
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It's just smeared. Here.
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Um, Timothy?
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Theodore?
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- Twrmnym?
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- You call this a medium?
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- You guys are using
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the wrong cups!
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- So how much longer
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until we can pay the rent
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and start making our own rules?
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- At this rate,
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if we stay open 'til dinner...
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nine years.
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- [groans]
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Oh, wait,
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I forgot to carry the 2.
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29 years.
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- Hello, friends.
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I think that I'll have a large
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lemonade to wet my whistle,
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and do you guys
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have anything to nibble on?
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- Sorry.
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We don't sell nibbles here.
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- To just anyone, but for you
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one nibble coming right up.
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- Thanks, doll.
304
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- What are you doing?
305
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- If we start selling food
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we'll make more money.
307
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- Yeah, but where are you going
308
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to get a nibble?
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- You leave
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the nibbles to me.
311
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[upbeat music]
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- Sorry, Squish.
313
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This is my reward
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for being Super Dad.
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Living room's clean,
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kids are safe,
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and the laundry's almost done.
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[bell rings]
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It's the Dad-Signal.
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There's trouble in Clotham City.
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To the laundry room!
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Hey, don't even think about
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stealing my sandwich, Squishy.
324
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[mutters]
325
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I got eyes
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in the back of my head.
327
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- [Squishy whines]
328
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- Nothing gets by me.
329
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[whistles]
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[humming]
331
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[gasps]
332
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Squishy Paws Tiberius Harper!
333
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I was gonna
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make you my side pup.
335
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[upbeat music]
336
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- Hey, bros.
337
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Let me get a lemonade,
338
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and what do you guys
339
00:08:39,959 --> 00:08:42,041
got to grub on?
340
00:08:42,083 --> 00:08:43,375
- We're all out of food,
341
00:08:43,417 --> 00:08:46,041
but we're expecting
342
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a new shipment any minute.
343
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- Okay I found
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six-and-a-half fish sticks
345
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and two day old meatloaf.
346
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- Leftovers?
347
00:08:53,542 --> 00:08:55,667
Nobody's going to buy
348
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two day old meatloaf.
349
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- They will if we
350
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call it "deliciously aged."
351
00:09:00,166 --> 00:09:02,625
- Deliciously aged meatloaf?
352
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I'll take it.
353
00:09:05,959 --> 00:09:07,166
- It doesn't matter anyway.
354
00:09:07,208 --> 00:09:08,792
We're working our fingers
355
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to the bone,
356
00:09:08,834 --> 00:09:11,500
and we're still not making
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enough money to pay the rent.
358
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- I wish there was a way
359
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we could make money without
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actually having to work.
361
00:09:14,750 --> 00:09:17,625
[cell phone rings]
362
00:09:17,667 --> 00:09:20,041
- Hey, Mom.
363
00:09:20,083 --> 00:09:22,083
Just getting some lemonade.
364
00:09:22,125 --> 00:09:23,166
Don't worry.
365
00:09:23,208 --> 00:09:26,375
I'll get the van
366
00:09:23,208 --> 00:09:26,375
off the front lawn.
367
00:09:26,417 --> 00:09:28,709
I don't know.
368
00:09:26,417 --> 00:09:28,709
I can't park it in the street.
369
00:09:28,750 --> 00:09:30,583
I just got to find someone
370
00:09:28,750 --> 00:09:30,583
who will let me pay them
371
00:09:30,625 --> 00:09:33,125
a lot of money
372
00:09:30,625 --> 00:09:33,125
to park in their garage.
373
00:09:36,792 --> 00:09:38,583
- A little bit more.
374
00:09:36,792 --> 00:09:38,583
Little bit more.
375
00:09:38,625 --> 00:09:40,083
Little bit more and stop.
376
00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:46,208
- This is awesome.
377
00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:48,625
Thanks, dudes.
378
00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:48,625
My mom's gonna be stoked.
379
00:09:48,667 --> 00:09:51,208
- Of course before you can
380
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officially rent out our garage
381
00:09:51,250 --> 00:09:54,542
for your van there is the little
382
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matter of a rental agreement.
383
00:09:54,583 --> 00:09:58,083
Just sign here,
384
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here, and here.
385
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- Shouldn't I read it first?
386
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- If you want.
387
00:09:59,750 --> 00:10:02,834
- Yeah. I don't want.
388
00:10:02,875 --> 00:10:04,834
- This makes me nervous.
389
00:10:04,875 --> 00:10:06,667
Are we sure
390
00:10:04,875 --> 00:10:06,667
this isn't against the rules?
391
00:10:06,709 --> 00:10:09,625
- Absolutely. 19 pages of things
392
00:10:06,709 --> 00:10:09,625
we can't do in the garage.
393
00:10:09,667 --> 00:10:12,125
No mention
394
00:10:09,667 --> 00:10:12,125
of letting someone park a van.
395
00:10:12,166 --> 00:10:13,709
- Here you go,
396
00:10:12,166 --> 00:10:13,709
little lawyer man.
397
00:10:13,750 --> 00:10:17,667
- Thank you, and now to complete
398
00:10:13,750 --> 00:10:17,667
our transaction--
399
00:10:17,709 --> 00:10:20,375
- Rock on. Whoo!
400
00:10:20,417 --> 00:10:21,959
- No, you need to pay
401
00:10:20,417 --> 00:10:21,959
us the rent.
402
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,291
- Oh, right.
403
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,291
Give me a minute.
404
00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:26,667
I just got to collect it
405
00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:26,667
from the guys first.
406
00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:29,125
- Um, what guys?
407
00:10:29,166 --> 00:10:32,041
- This is Snakebite...
408
00:10:29,166 --> 00:10:32,041
- [hisses]
409
00:10:32,083 --> 00:10:34,583
- Skull Crusher...
410
00:10:32,083 --> 00:10:34,583
- [growls]
411
00:10:34,625 --> 00:10:36,333
- And Tim.
412
00:10:36,375 --> 00:10:39,834
Don't look Tim in the eye.
413
00:10:39,875 --> 00:10:42,792
- Okay. Well, just as long
414
00:10:39,875 --> 00:10:42,792
as you pay us before you leave.
415
00:10:42,834 --> 00:10:45,500
- Leave?
416
00:10:42,834 --> 00:10:45,500
Oh, we're not leaving.
417
00:10:45,542 --> 00:10:47,500
We're practicing living
418
00:10:45,542 --> 00:10:47,500
in the van.
419
00:10:47,542 --> 00:10:50,417
Don't want any surprises
420
00:10:47,542 --> 00:10:50,417
when we go on tour.
421
00:10:50,458 --> 00:10:52,875
- Tour?
422
00:10:50,458 --> 00:10:52,875
- Yeah. We're a band.
423
00:10:52,917 --> 00:10:55,959
We are Frogtown!
424
00:10:52,917 --> 00:10:55,959
all: Ribbit.
425
00:10:58,333 --> 00:11:00,333
- Uh-oh. Rule 17.
426
00:11:00,375 --> 00:11:02,875
No renting out the garage
427
00:11:00,375 --> 00:11:02,875
to rock bands.
428
00:11:02,917 --> 00:11:05,083
- Maybe Dad will be so caught up
429
00:11:02,917 --> 00:11:05,083
in making the house
430
00:11:05,125 --> 00:11:07,000
perfect for Mom
431
00:11:05,125 --> 00:11:07,000
he won't even notice.
432
00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:08,500
- Yeah.
433
00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:12,291
[rock music]
434
00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:12,291
♪ Ribbit! Ribbit! ♪
435
00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:15,417
- I think he's gonna notice!
436
00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:15,417
- ♪ Ribbit! Ribbit! ♪
437
00:11:15,458 --> 00:11:18,750
♪ Ribbit! Ribbit! ♪
438
00:11:18,792 --> 00:11:22,333
[rock music]
439
00:11:18,792 --> 00:11:22,333
- ♪ Ribbit! Ribbit! ♪
440
00:11:22,375 --> 00:11:24,542
♪ ♪
441
00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:28,333
- We need to get them
442
00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:28,333
to stop!
443
00:11:28,375 --> 00:11:29,625
- Why? They rock!
444
00:11:29,667 --> 00:11:33,542
- We need to kick them out!
445
00:11:29,667 --> 00:11:33,542
- We can't!
446
00:11:33,583 --> 00:11:36,458
We signed a rental agreement!
447
00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:39,458
- That was written
448
00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:39,458
by an 11-year-old!
449
00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:44,375
This can't hold up!
450
00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:44,375
- Oh, it can! I'm very good!
451
00:11:44,417 --> 00:11:49,208
Sorry, but they
452
00:11:44,417 --> 00:11:49,208
have all the power!
453
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:54,959
- Well, what if we gave them
454
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:54,959
a little less power!
455
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,792
♪ Ribbit! Ribbit! ♪
456
00:11:56,834 --> 00:11:57,917
♪ ♪
457
00:11:57,959 --> 00:12:01,125
[yells]
458
00:11:57,959 --> 00:12:01,125
No power...
459
00:12:01,166 --> 00:12:03,917
[sighs]
460
00:12:01,166 --> 00:12:03,917
No band practice.
461
00:12:03,959 --> 00:12:06,417
- Hey, that's great,
462
00:12:03,959 --> 00:12:06,417
but what do we do about Dad?
463
00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:08,417
- Nothing.
464
00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:08,417
He obviously didn't hear it.
465
00:12:08,458 --> 00:12:09,750
- Hey, kids,
466
00:12:08,458 --> 00:12:09,750
what was that noise?
467
00:12:09,792 --> 00:12:12,709
- Or we come up with an excuse.
468
00:12:09,792 --> 00:12:12,709
Quick. Ideas, go!
469
00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:14,208
- Rock 'n roll ice cream truck.
470
00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:14,208
- No.
471
00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:15,792
- Army of angry cats?
472
00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:15,792
- Not believable.
473
00:12:15,834 --> 00:12:19,000
- We rented out the garage
474
00:12:15,834 --> 00:12:19,000
to a really loud band.
475
00:12:19,542 --> 00:12:21,834
- Rock 'n roll ice cream truck
476
00:12:19,542 --> 00:12:21,834
it is. Go, go, go!
477
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,125
- Hey, kids,
478
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,125
did you hear that?
479
00:12:24,166 --> 00:12:27,041
It sounded like there's an army
480
00:12:24,166 --> 00:12:27,041
of angry cats in the garage.
481
00:12:27,083 --> 00:12:28,583
- Well,
482
00:12:27,083 --> 00:12:28,583
it couldn't be that,
483
00:12:28,625 --> 00:12:31,041
because that
484
00:12:28,625 --> 00:12:31,041
wouldn't be believable.
485
00:12:32,291 --> 00:12:34,875
- I better go check.
486
00:12:32,291 --> 00:12:34,875
- Oh, you probably should.
487
00:12:34,917 --> 00:12:37,125
Of course
488
00:12:34,917 --> 00:12:37,125
that would make Mom right.
489
00:12:37,166 --> 00:12:39,208
- About what?
490
00:12:37,166 --> 00:12:39,208
- She said you'd never be
491
00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:40,667
able to finish
492
00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:40,667
all the housework
493
00:12:40,709 --> 00:12:42,750
because you're always
494
00:12:40,709 --> 00:12:42,750
getting distracted by something.
495
00:12:42,792 --> 00:12:44,834
- What? No, I don't.
496
00:12:42,792 --> 00:12:44,834
- Of course you don't.
497
00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:45,959
That's why you're
498
00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:45,959
going right back upstairs
499
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,000
to finish all the work.
500
00:12:48,041 --> 00:12:49,291
- You're darn right I am,
501
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:52,917
and not even an army
502
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:52,917
of angry cats can stop me!
503
00:12:52,959 --> 00:12:54,333
Wait, what was I doing?
504
00:12:54,375 --> 00:12:55,875
Oh, okay.
505
00:12:57,709 --> 00:12:59,166
[all sigh]
506
00:12:59,208 --> 00:13:01,125
- Hey, little landlords...
507
00:12:59,208 --> 00:13:01,125
[all gasp]
508
00:13:01,166 --> 00:13:04,333
Power's out in the garage.
509
00:13:04,375 --> 00:13:06,208
- You know,
510
00:13:04,375 --> 00:13:06,208
that's probably a good thing.
511
00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:07,875
You guys have been
512
00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:07,875
rocking out for a while,
513
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:09,250
and you sound perfect.
514
00:13:09,291 --> 00:13:11,166
You could use a break.
515
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:13,917
- You're right.
516
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:13,917
We could use a break.
517
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:17,709
Hey, Frogtown,
518
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:17,709
take five.
519
00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:20,917
So what's the waffle sitch
520
00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:20,917
in here?
521
00:13:20,959 --> 00:13:22,375
- What?
522
00:13:22,417 --> 00:13:25,500
- "Sitch" is how us cool guys
523
00:13:22,417 --> 00:13:25,500
say "situation,"
524
00:13:25,542 --> 00:13:28,458
and "waffle" is how we say
525
00:13:25,542 --> 00:13:28,458
"square bumpy pancake."
526
00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:30,834
- I know what he meant.
527
00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:32,500
- Excuse me, Mr. Snakebite?
528
00:13:32,542 --> 00:13:34,792
Frogtowners...
529
00:13:34,834 --> 00:13:36,542
you guys can't really
530
00:13:34,834 --> 00:13:36,542
be in the house.
531
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:39,083
- It doesn't say that
532
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:39,083
in the rental agreement.
533
00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:42,417
- [hisses]
534
00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:42,417
- I don't know. I'll ask.
535
00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:44,417
He wants to know what kind
536
00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:44,417
of syrup you guys roll with.
537
00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:46,834
- Um, you can't roll
538
00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:46,834
with our syrup.
539
00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:48,667
You need to roll back
540
00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:48,667
into the garage.
541
00:13:48,709 --> 00:13:51,417
- No, that's where we rock.
542
00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:53,834
We're gonna roll
543
00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:53,834
into the living room.
544
00:13:56,208 --> 00:13:57,500
- No--
545
00:13:56,208 --> 00:13:57,500
- [growls]
546
00:13:57,542 --> 00:14:01,000
- He just rolled
547
00:13:57,542 --> 00:14:01,000
with my mangoes.
548
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:03,458
Excuse me,
549
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:03,458
but those are my--
550
00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:06,166
never mind.
551
00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:08,000
- Listen, we may not
552
00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:08,000
have been specific
553
00:14:08,041 --> 00:14:09,458
with the rental agreement,
554
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:12,542
but there still is a Big Book
555
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:12,542
of Rules for this house,
556
00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:15,208
and one of them
557
00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:15,208
is you cannot be in here.
558
00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:16,709
- What if we don't like
559
00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:16,709
that rule?
560
00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:20,583
- Sorry. When you pay the rent
561
00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:20,583
you can make the rules.
562
00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:23,667
- Oh, yeah.
563
00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:23,667
I forgot.
564
00:14:23,709 --> 00:14:25,875
Now we do pay the rent,
565
00:14:25,917 --> 00:14:30,208
and my first rule is Frogtown
566
00:14:25,917 --> 00:14:30,208
does whatever Frogtown wants.
567
00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:33,500
- [hisses]
568
00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:33,500
- I'll ask.
569
00:14:33,542 --> 00:14:37,000
Hey, why is your house
570
00:14:33,542 --> 00:14:37,000
on the donkey "no deliver" list?
571
00:14:37,041 --> 00:14:40,125
- Well, if we can't get
572
00:14:37,041 --> 00:14:40,125
a donkey, well, we should
573
00:14:37,041 --> 00:14:40,125
at least rock in here.
574
00:14:40,166 --> 00:14:43,041
- Yeah, let's get our gear.
575
00:14:40,166 --> 00:14:43,041
all: Ribbit!
576
00:14:45,834 --> 00:14:47,959
- We have got
577
00:14:45,834 --> 00:14:47,959
to get them out of here!
578
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:51,375
- But they paid the rent.
579
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:51,375
They make the rules.
580
00:14:51,417 --> 00:14:55,458
- No. We make the rules.
581
00:14:51,417 --> 00:14:55,458
Follow me.
582
00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:58,875
[upbeat music]
583
00:14:58,917 --> 00:15:00,625
- See if I can find that video
584
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:04,333
that teaches you how to fold
585
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:04,333
a shirt in two seconds.
586
00:15:04,375 --> 00:15:08,917
Top ten funniest groin kicks?
587
00:15:04,375 --> 00:15:08,917
Yes, please.
588
00:15:08,959 --> 00:15:11,166
[barks]
589
00:15:11,208 --> 00:15:12,792
Oh, you're right.
590
00:15:12,834 --> 00:15:14,542
I will not get distracted.
591
00:15:14,583 --> 00:15:18,000
I am folding laundry.
592
00:15:18,041 --> 00:15:20,125
- Need to fold a shirt fast?
593
00:15:18,041 --> 00:15:20,125
- Sure do.
594
00:15:20,166 --> 00:15:22,875
- Just follow
595
00:15:20,166 --> 00:15:22,875
these simple instructions.
596
00:15:22,917 --> 00:15:25,083
- First,
597
00:15:22,917 --> 00:15:25,083
reach into one sleeve...
598
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:28,041
- Done.
599
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:28,041
- Then the other.
600
00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:29,542
- Done.
601
00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:31,417
- Pull backward, and switch.
602
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:35,875
- What have I done?
603
00:15:37,375 --> 00:15:39,250
[grunts]
604
00:15:39,291 --> 00:15:40,875
Go get help, Squishy!
605
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:44,959
[cries]
606
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,417
- Hey, Dad, got a sec?
607
00:15:46,458 --> 00:15:50,375
- Oh, hey, kids.
608
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:54,417
Just doing some laundry.
609
00:15:54,458 --> 00:15:57,000
- Okay, so you know how you said
610
00:15:54,458 --> 00:15:57,000
we could make the rules
611
00:15:57,041 --> 00:15:58,959
if we pay the rent?
612
00:15:57,041 --> 00:15:58,959
Well, here's the rent.
613
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,291
Now we get to make the rules.
614
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,291
- First new rule.
615
00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:04,333
We are allowed to rent out
616
00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:04,333
the garage to a rock band.
617
00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:07,208
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
618
00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:07,208
Slow down.
619
00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:09,041
Did you rent out the garage
620
00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:09,041
to a rock band?
621
00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:11,083
- Yep.
622
00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:11,083
- Totally.
623
00:16:11,125 --> 00:16:13,125
- One of them just hisses.
624
00:16:11,125 --> 00:16:13,125
- [groans]
625
00:16:13,166 --> 00:16:14,792
"When you pay the rent you can
626
00:16:13,166 --> 00:16:14,792
make the rules"
627
00:16:14,834 --> 00:16:16,250
is just a figure of speech.
628
00:16:16,291 --> 00:16:18,333
- Wai--It is?
629
00:16:16,291 --> 00:16:18,333
- Yeah.
630
00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:20,041
It's just a thing
631
00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:20,041
that parents say,
632
00:16:20,083 --> 00:16:22,083
like, "You'll understand
633
00:16:20,083 --> 00:16:22,083
when you're older."
634
00:16:22,125 --> 00:16:23,709
I'm older,
635
00:16:22,125 --> 00:16:23,709
I don't understand anything.
636
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,166
Look at me.
637
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,166
I'm caught in a shirt!
638
00:16:25,208 --> 00:16:26,834
- What do we do
639
00:16:25,208 --> 00:16:26,834
about the band?
640
00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:28,000
- Don't you worry.
641
00:16:28,041 --> 00:16:29,875
I'm the parent.
642
00:16:28,041 --> 00:16:29,875
I make the rules.
643
00:16:29,917 --> 00:16:31,542
Just get some scissors
644
00:16:29,917 --> 00:16:31,542
and cut me out of this shirt.
645
00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:33,083
- The book said
646
00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:33,083
no scissors.
647
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:34,875
- Just read the last page
648
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:34,875
of the book.
649
00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:41,000
- "All rules are null and void
650
00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:41,000
in the event
651
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:42,583
your father gets caught
652
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:42,583
in a shirt."
653
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:44,875
You thought of everything.
654
00:16:44,917 --> 00:16:48,375
- Go get the scissors!
655
00:16:48,417 --> 00:16:50,208
And run back!
656
00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:53,208
[upbeat music]
657
00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:56,792
♪ ♪
658
00:16:56,834 --> 00:16:57,917
- Just let go,
659
00:16:57,959 --> 00:17:01,458
and everything will be fine.
660
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:04,625
I said let
661
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:04,625
go of your brother now.
662
00:17:04,667 --> 00:17:05,834
Let go!
663
00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:07,625
- Ow.
664
00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:07,625
- Let go!
665
00:17:07,667 --> 00:17:11,166
- [screams]
666
00:17:07,667 --> 00:17:11,166
Maybe you should let go!
667
00:17:11,208 --> 00:17:13,834
- I'd love to let go,
668
00:17:11,208 --> 00:17:13,834
but not all of us
669
00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:16,166
can just walk out of the house
670
00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:16,166
for the weekend
671
00:17:16,208 --> 00:17:18,500
without a big disaster
672
00:17:16,208 --> 00:17:18,500
happening.
673
00:17:18,542 --> 00:17:21,333
Are your kids
674
00:17:18,542 --> 00:17:21,333
roasting marshmallows?
675
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:24,834
- Aw.
676
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:24,834
- Over your burning couch?
677
00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:27,625
- Ahh! I hope not!
678
00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:28,834
[whimpers]
679
00:17:28,875 --> 00:17:30,375
[upbeat music]
680
00:17:32,792 --> 00:17:34,750
- Oh, yeah! Sweet screech.
681
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:37,000
- We should work that sound
682
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:37,000
into our next song.
683
00:17:37,041 --> 00:17:38,583
- Look at this scratch!
684
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:40,250
- Hey, dudes,
685
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:40,250
what's for dinner?
686
00:17:40,291 --> 00:17:41,959
- Whatever your parents
687
00:17:40,291 --> 00:17:41,959
are making,
688
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:42,917
'cause you're not staying here.
689
00:17:42,959 --> 00:17:44,834
- Who's this guy?
690
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:46,792
- I'm the dad,
691
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:46,792
and I'm in charge.
692
00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:49,333
- Well, we're Frogtown, and
693
00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:49,333
we signed a rental agreement.
694
00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:50,834
- [hisses]
695
00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:52,417
- Snakebite says
696
00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:52,417
his dad's a lawyer.
697
00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:54,458
That thing's ironclad.
698
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:57,583
- I heard what he said.
699
00:17:57,625 --> 00:17:59,417
Should have never
700
00:17:57,625 --> 00:17:59,417
sent you to law camp,
701
00:17:59,458 --> 00:18:01,709
but you got me
702
00:17:59,458 --> 00:18:01,709
to sign that contract, and I
703
00:17:59,458 --> 00:18:01,709
couldn't get out of it.
704
00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:03,625
Harper huddle.
705
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:05,834
All right, we got to get
706
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:05,834
this band out of here before
707
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:05,834
your mother gets home,
708
00:18:05,875 --> 00:18:07,542
or she is gonna be
709
00:18:05,875 --> 00:18:07,542
very angry with you.
710
00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:10,792
- Uh, don't you mean
711
00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:10,792
she'll be very angry with you?
712
00:18:10,834 --> 00:18:12,041
- Of course
713
00:18:10,834 --> 00:18:12,041
that's what I mean!
714
00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:15,166
[rock music]
715
00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:15,166
[all groan]
716
00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:16,291
♪ Ribbit! ♪
717
00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:19,208
- I can't think
718
00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:19,208
with all this noise!
719
00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:20,875
- ♪ Ribbit! Ribbit! ♪
720
00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:20,875
- That's it!
721
00:18:20,917 --> 00:18:22,542
You think they're noisy?
722
00:18:22,583 --> 00:18:24,959
Wait 'til they
723
00:18:22,583 --> 00:18:24,959
get a load of us!
724
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:25,834
- ♪ Ribbit! Ribbit! ♪
725
00:18:27,792 --> 00:18:30,375
- Sup, Frogtown.
726
00:18:30,417 --> 00:18:32,542
- Uh, what is this?
727
00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:35,583
all: Quadtown!
728
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:38,750
- We're jamming here too.
729
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:38,750
- All right, guys,
730
00:18:38,792 --> 00:18:40,709
how loud are we gonna get?
731
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:43,667
Ear-bleeding or
732
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:43,667
brain-melting?
733
00:18:43,709 --> 00:18:45,417
- Let's melt some brains!
734
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,875
- Two, three, four!
735
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,875
- ♪ Squishy! Squishy! ♪
736
00:18:47,917 --> 00:18:49,709
♪ He's our pet ♪
737
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:52,500
♪ He's so cute
738
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:52,500
you won't forget ♪
739
00:18:52,542 --> 00:18:55,625
♪ You haven't heard
740
00:18:52,542 --> 00:18:55,625
the best part yet ♪
741
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:57,041
♪ Touch his nose ♪
742
00:18:57,083 --> 00:18:59,709
♪ It's a little wet! ♪
743
00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:05,000
[barks]
744
00:19:05,041 --> 00:19:06,500
- They think
745
00:19:05,041 --> 00:19:06,500
they can out-rock us?
746
00:19:06,542 --> 00:19:07,959
[scoffs]
747
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:11,250
[rock music]
748
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:11,250
- ♪ Ribbit! Ribbit! ♪
749
00:19:11,291 --> 00:19:13,709
- It's time
750
00:19:11,291 --> 00:19:13,709
to bring out our...
751
00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:16,583
secret weapon!
752
00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:21,667
- Did someone call
753
00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:21,667
for The Tomahawk?
754
00:19:21,709 --> 00:19:24,291
[caws]
755
00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:26,125
Hit it, Quadtown!
756
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:29,125
[disorganized music]
757
00:19:29,166 --> 00:19:32,834
♪ ♪
758
00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:34,792
- You know,
759
00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:34,792
if we're too loud for you,
760
00:19:34,834 --> 00:19:36,125
you can go home!
761
00:19:36,166 --> 00:19:39,333
- Never! Come on, Frogtown!
762
00:19:39,375 --> 00:19:41,250
[rock music]
763
00:19:41,291 --> 00:19:43,458
- ♪ Ribbit! Ribbit! ♪
764
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,500
♪ ♪
765
00:19:45,542 --> 00:19:46,959
- All right,
766
00:19:45,542 --> 00:19:46,959
let's give it to 'em!
767
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,750
- ♪ Ribbit! Ribbit! ♪
768
00:19:48,792 --> 00:19:51,500
[all playing at once]
769
00:19:51,542 --> 00:19:57,500
♪ ♪
770
00:19:57,542 --> 00:19:59,375
[howls]
771
00:19:59,417 --> 00:20:01,083
- ♪ Ribbit! Ribbit! ♪
772
00:20:01,125 --> 00:20:06,792
[all continue to play at once]
773
00:20:06,834 --> 00:20:09,125
- What? You too scared to keep
774
00:20:06,834 --> 00:20:09,125
playing?
775
00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:13,959
Quadtown rules...
776
00:20:16,166 --> 00:20:20,333
Are very important
777
00:20:16,166 --> 00:20:20,333
to every household.
778
00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:23,250
- Oh, hey, Mom,
779
00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:23,250
you're home early.
780
00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:26,166
- Yeah, I couldn't relax
781
00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:26,166
at the spa.
782
00:20:26,208 --> 00:20:28,333
I think it's time
783
00:20:26,208 --> 00:20:28,333
you boys went home now.
784
00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:29,834
- But we signed
785
00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:29,834
a rental agreement.
786
00:20:29,875 --> 00:20:31,959
- Declan McManus, would you
787
00:20:29,875 --> 00:20:31,959
like me to call your mother?
788
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,667
- No, ma'am. We're out.
789
00:20:34,709 --> 00:20:36,750
- Okay, let's go.
790
00:20:34,709 --> 00:20:36,750
Let's go. Thank you.
791
00:20:36,792 --> 00:20:38,709
- [hisses]
792
00:20:36,792 --> 00:20:38,709
- I heard that, Jeffrey.
793
00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:40,500
- Sss... sorry, Mrs. Harper.
794
00:20:42,792 --> 00:20:44,875
- [sighs]
795
00:20:44,917 --> 00:20:48,500
- Okay, this is
796
00:20:44,917 --> 00:20:48,500
not what it looks like.
797
00:20:48,542 --> 00:20:50,333
- See, the thing is--
798
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:53,291
[all speaking at once]
799
00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:01,959
- Kids, kids, quiet.
800
00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:01,959
Quiet.
801
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,750
[whispers]
802
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,750
Mom's smiling.
803
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:07,542
What are you smiling at?
804
00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:11,667
- The kids.
805
00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:11,667
You.
806
00:21:11,709 --> 00:21:14,208
This is my happy place.
807
00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:16,667
all: It is?
808
00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:16,667
- It is.
809
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:20,208
- You-- you're not mad?
810
00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:22,667
- To be honest
811
00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:22,667
I expected a lot worse.
812
00:21:22,709 --> 00:21:24,667
I mean,
813
00:21:22,709 --> 00:21:24,667
everyone's wearing pants.
814
00:21:24,709 --> 00:21:26,625
The couch isn't on fire,
815
00:21:24,709 --> 00:21:26,625
and there's no donkeys.
816
00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:28,458
I'm good.
817
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,750
- Yes.
818
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,750
Super Dad does it again.
819
00:21:30,792 --> 00:21:33,583
- Mom, Dad, we're really sorry.
820
00:21:30,792 --> 00:21:33,583
- Yeah.
821
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:36,166
None of this would have happened
822
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:36,166
if we'd just followed the rules.
823
00:21:36,208 --> 00:21:39,125
- Guess that's why you guys
824
00:21:36,208 --> 00:21:39,125
make them for us.
825
00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:41,917
- Well, I guess there's only
826
00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:41,917
one thing left for you to do.
827
00:21:41,959 --> 00:21:43,917
- Clean up?
828
00:21:41,959 --> 00:21:43,917
- Yep.
829
00:21:43,959 --> 00:21:47,041
But first, why don't you
830
00:21:43,959 --> 00:21:47,041
play me that song?
831
00:21:47,083 --> 00:21:51,041
- This one's for a very special
832
00:21:47,083 --> 00:21:51,041
lady named Mom.
833
00:21:52,417 --> 00:21:54,709
- Two, three, four!
834
00:21:52,417 --> 00:21:54,709
- all: ♪ Squishy! Squishy! ♪
835
00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:56,125
♪ He's our pet ♪
836
00:21:56,166 --> 00:21:58,333
♪ And he's so cute
837
00:21:56,166 --> 00:21:58,333
you won't forget ♪
838
00:21:58,375 --> 00:22:00,834
- Wow. They are loud.
839
00:22:00,875 --> 00:22:04,500
- It's music to my ears.
840
00:22:00,875 --> 00:22:04,500
- all: ♪ It's a little wet! ♪
841
00:22:00,875 --> 00:22:04,500
[disorganized music]
842
00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:18,333
[whistling]
843
00:22:18,375 --> 00:22:25,834
♪ ♪
844
00:22:25,875 --> 00:22:28,333
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
845
00:22:25,875 --> 00:22:28,333
yeah, yeah ♪
846
00:22:28,375 --> 00:22:30,291
♪ Yeah, yeah,
847
00:22:28,375 --> 00:22:30,291
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
848
00:22:30,333 --> 00:22:31,458
- ♪ Yeah! ♪
849
00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:33,166
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
850
00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:33,166
yeah, yeah ♪
851
00:22:33,208 --> 00:22:35,417
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
852
00:22:35,458 --> 00:22:36,291
- ♪ Yeah! ♪