One of me, four of you.
Doesn't seem fair.
To you.
Or your kidneys.
[yells]
[dramatic music]
[all grunting]
♪♪
Time to stop kidney-ing around.
♪♪
Ooh, looks like attack season.
I guess I'm gonna
have to write you off.
[clicks]
[beeping]
[action music]
♪♪
[Director]
Cut!
Great job, Jett.
Hi. I'm Jett Masterson,
star of "Kidney Punch:
One, Two, Three, and Five."
And after a hard day
of kidney punching
and saving the world
I could use a vacation.
Couldn't you?
I know I could, Jett.
- How would you and your family
like to go on the ultimate
family vacation?
Sure would.
Can't afford it
on a kid's salary.
- For free?
I'm listening.
He's not really
talking to you.
[Jett]
If you've ever dreamed
of going to Hollywood...
I'm listening.
Then go online,
and check out Unique Excursions'
Ultimate Family Vacation
Giveaway today,
because you deserve...
a break.
[Announcer]
To enter the contest,
go to the Unique
Excursions website
and fill out an entry form
today.
And now back to
Alex Guarnaschelli's
"Destination Cook Down."
Ooh, now I'm listening.
Well, it took all afternoon,
but the sleeping bags
are officially spider free.
Spiders can have them.
No, we are
not going on another one
of Dad's stupid
camping trips this year.
We are going to win
that Hollywood vacation.
Just you wait.
We've been waiting forever.
I thought playing
with these fake beards
would make the time
go faster.
[dog yips]
[Dawn]
Guys, it's only been three days.
They're gonna call.
Let's face it.
We're going to end up
going camping again.
Just like every year.
[phone ringing]
Quiet! This is it!
It's Unique Excursions!
[all speaking at once]
[Nicky]
Oh, my God!
All right.
Let's play it cool.
Hey.
Hello.
Whatevs.
'Sup?
Too cool.
Hi, I'm Robin
from Unique Excursions,
and I'll tell you what's up.
You guys are finalists
in our Ultimate Family Vacation
Giveaway.
So tell me, what would you most
like to do in Hollywood?
Meet Jett Masterson
and punch him in the kidney.
I want to eat
at the hottest restaurants
and meet Hollywood's
coolest chefs.
How about seeing
some world-class magicians?
Please. I want to see
celebrities.
No, I want to meet celebrities.
You know what?
I want to be a celebrity
and just cruise down
Hollywood Boulevard.
Oh, in a convertible.
We could go
to a movie studio.
[Tom]
In a convertible.
Oh, and just
walk the red carpets
and work the cameras
with one of these and these.
And then you do--
[Anne]
Oh! Dawn, are you okay?
[Tom]
Oh, Dawn, are you hurt?
Because this is how you
could have avoided it.
Huh?
Do a little cheek thing, right?
And you just stare 'em down.
[Dicky]
Nope.
No, no, no.
[all speaking at once]
Hey, hey!
It doesn't matter,
because we're not going
to a movie premiere anyway.
Yeah, we're meeting
Hollywood's coolest chefs.
No, we're meeting
Jett Masterson.
Only if he's
at a movie premiere.
Come on!
No, no.
[all speaking at once]
Stop! How can a family
fight this much?
We're really sorry.
Well, I have certainly
heard enough.
Yeah.
We're sorry we
wasted your time.
No, I mean it looks like
you guys could really
use a vacation.
I know I could.
[Anne]
Oh!
[screams]
[Dicky]
Jett Masterson!
You guys won.
You're going
to Hollywood!
[all cheering]
Wait, he's really talking
to us this time, right?
[All]
Yes!
[Dicky]
We're going to Hollywood!
[all cheering]
[upbeat music]
♪♪
[Kids]
♪ Whoo, whoo, Hollywood ♪
You'd think after chanting
that song for the past week
they'd come up
with more lyrics.
Oh, there's more.
Hit it.
[Kids]
♪ Hey, hey, we're in L.A. ♪
[alarm sounds]
[Dawn]
Sweet!
Let's grab our luggage,
get out of here,
and start looking
for celebrities.
Yeah!
Let's go!
[Tom]
Oh, look. Perfect timing.
[laughs]
♪♪
Excuse me, do you know
where the limousines are?
Sorry.
Looking for celebrities.
Why don't you go
ask those photographers?
[Photographer]
Danielle, over here.
Right here please.
Danielle, can you turn
this way please?
[Tom]
Hey, Dawn, do you have
any dental floss in your bag?
No, but I have...
your wallet and mom's purse
for some reason.
They're taking up
half of my bag.
Yeah, and they're heavy.
Why do you think
we don't want to carry 'em?
[Anne]
Yeah.
[Tom]
Our bags should be
here any minute.
Yep.
Any minute.
Where are our bags?
Where's Dicky?
[Dawn]
What are you doing?
Shh!
I'm trying to catch the penguin.
[Tom]
Would you get off of there!
[Anne]
Okay, let's just go
to the airline counter
and ask them where they are.
Get down.
[playful music]
I'm really sorry, sir.
I--
You should be more careful.
A lot of strange people
in Hollywood.
They were accidentally loaded
onto the wrong plane,
but they should be here
in 3 to 30 business days.
Thank you for choosing
West Coast Airlines.
Have a nice day!
Did she say "3 to 30?"
Ricky's starting to panic.
[Anne]
No, no. It's going
to be okay, honey.
You're right.
I've gone 3 to 30 days
without clean underwear before.
You know, and I am sure
Unique Excursions
will take care of us.
Am I right?
Yeah, that's the spirit.
Yeah, we're Harpers.
And the Harpers don't let
anything ruin their vacation.
Yeah! Bring it in.
[All]
Whoa, Harpers!
Whoa, it's the Harpers.
[All]
Robin!
[Anne]
We are so happy to see you.
Me too.
So here's the thing.
You know how you need money
to run a company?
Well, apparently
we don't have any,
so I regret to inform you
that your vacation is over.
[all protesting in confusion]
But all we got to see was
the baggage carousel.
[Robin]
Well, that's fun.
Anyhoo, on a completely
unrelated note
I have to go catch a flight
to Mexico, so adios.
[all speaking at once]
Okay, a little hiccup,
but hey,
we're still in Hollywood, right?
You know, we're already here,
so we might as well
make the best of it.
You know what?
You are right again, honey.
Nothing is gonna
stop this family
from having a great vacation.
All right, toss me my wallet,
and let's get out of here.
All right.
Um, this isn't my bag.
No problem.
Is my wallet in that bag?
It is not.
Wait a minute.
So we're in Hollywood
with no clothes, no money,
and nowhere to go?
[Anne]
I'll go talk to the airlines
and see if maybe
they can get us home.
No, let's not give up yet.
Wait a minute.
The owner of this bag
probably has Dawn's bag, right?
Maybe there's something inside
that'll tell us who they are,
and we can get Dawn's bag back!
Okay.
Oh!
Breath spray.
Smoke pellets?
A key.
Clean underwear?
Dibs!
Ooh.
"Do not pull."
It says
"Do not pull."
Oh, here's
something.
It's a reservation for someone
named Dave Olschewski
for the Magic Castle
today at noon.
The Magic Castle.
That's the premier showcase
for top magicians
from around the world!
Maybe we should go there and see
if he shows up with the bag?
You know,
just saying.
Actually that's not
a bad idea.
Tom, what do you think?
I think it's settled.
To the Magic Castle!
Oh, we've been
walking for hours.
So thirsty!
Come on, Anne.
We're almost there.
I'm pushing
just as hard as I can!
Look, it's the Magic Castle!
[Tom]
Oh!
Check it out.
Someone's flying a drone.
Hollywood has everything.
Yeah, yeah.
People are magical. Things fly.
Now, let's find Olschewski
and get my bag back.
I saw that guy
at the airport.
[Ricky]
He's got your bag.
He bumped into me.
That must have been
when our bags got switched.
[Nicky]
Then he must be Olschewski.
Let's go!
Come on,
go, go, go!
[Tom]
Oh, ow, wow.
That's a big hill.
Come on. Go.
Whoo!
Excuse me, where's the guy
who just came in here?
No one came in here.
[Tom]
Do you have any water?
But that's impossible.
We saw him walk in.
Cold water, warm water,
wet sponge?
Sorry, sir, all the beverages
and sponges are inside.
Then we'd like to go
inside, please.
Yes, we would.
I'm afraid nobody's allowed in
without a reservation.
Reservation.
Dad, you have
a reservation.
Yes.
I have a reservation?
Ricky, get the reservation.
Ha, the reservation.
One reservation
coming right up.
Iugh.
Whoops.
The reservation.
Mr. Olschewski.
Welcome back.
That's right.
That's me.
Mr. Olschewski.
Yeah.
Well, I'm sure you remember
that there is
a dress code for adults,
but I see here
that you left your jacket
on your last visit.
How did it fit
in there?
It's not even wrinkled.
This is the Magic Castle.
You may all go in.
I'll check your bags.
[Anne]
Thank you.
In where?
Don't worry.
I got this.
Open sesame!
Dude, you are way cooler
in Hollywood.
[Harpers]
Wow!
[playful music]
This place is amazing.
It is, but we have to find
Olschewski and get my bag back.
Maybe we should split up.
Nicky, Dicky, go with Mom.
I'll go with Ricky and Dad.
Dad?
They made him disappear.
He's right there.
- Keep 'em coming.
Okay, good luck, honey.
You too.
Let's go, boys.
[Tom]
You wouldn't by any chance
have any dental floss
back there, would you?
I got a thing in my teeth.
There he is!
Come on, Dad.
- Oh, sorry. I'm cool.
[suspenseful music]
He went in there.
Come on!
[Tom]
Go, go, go!
And now for my next trick
I shall make three people
interrupt my show.
[laughter]
Whoops.
The Great Billini!
I've read all your books.
And we're really sorry
to interrupt,
but we're looking for a man
who just came in here.
You know, kind of thin.
Carrying a bag?
Ta-da!
[applause]
No, not him.
While we're here could you
pull something out of my teeth?
I just got a little
something in there.
Let me see what I can do.
Just one second.
[choking sounds]
[coughing]
[applause]
No, that's not it,
but could I?
Yes.
No, this man
was wearing a--
No, actually the only people
to interrupt my show
are you guys,
which means that you get
to help me in my next trick.
You know, we really
don't have any time to--
We can spare a minute.
Here we go.
A regular deck of 98 cards.
You know what we call this?
Showing off.
Ooh, hang on.
Got it. Ha!
No, actually I need you to take
the cards and take out any--
Wait, wait.
[coughs]
[laughter]
Take out any card
that you want.
And then for you,
I have this.
This is a very
special magic pen.
Look, it's gone.
It's back.
It's invisible ink.
Take the pen.
Okay! Could I have
your card?
Ace of hearts.
Excellent choice.
Sign your name
across the face of the card.
I know this trick.
I read it in your book!
Oh, good,
'cause I can't remember
how it ends,
so maybe you could help me?
Why don't you try and stop me?
Watch closely as I make
this card disappear.
[audience gasps]
What?
[applause]
Wow, now before we make
the card reappear,
I kind of fancy
a little bit of a snack.
How about you?
Definitely.
You, sir, do you have
any snacks for us?
Perhaps in your pocket?
Ricky, you know I don't
have any snacks--
[applause]
Oh!
[Magician]
Careful.
Don't want to lose this,
Mr. Olschewski.
Yes, I am
Mr. Olschewski.
Would you mind opening
that sealed bag of chips?
[chuckles]
It's my card!
[applause]
[Tom]
It's her card.
Impossible.
And now for the
big finish.
[Both]
One, two--
Olschewski!
[Both]
Three!
[applause]
Where'd he go?
[Nicky]
We can't find him.
He was just here.
He must have gone that way.
[Tom]
Let's go.
How did Olschewski
just disappear?
Hey, old-dudesky's
getting into a cab.
[all yelling at once]
[Dawn]
You have my bag!
[all groan]
We have
to follow him!
How? We don't
have a car.
No, but Olschewski does.
That's Olschewski's
valet ticket.
Um, excuse me.
Please hurry.
Kids, I know you want to keep
tracking this man down,
but we can't just
take someone's car.
[loud rock music]
Holy rolling thunder.
Mr. Olschewski.
Your car.
I'm sorry.
It's not my car.
[All]
Dad?
[all whispering at once]
It's our car.
[Ricky]
Yes!
Ha-ha. Trunk, please.
Ooh, fuzzy dice.
I don't see the cab.
Great. Now we'll
never find him.
Well, now what are we
supposed to do, Tom?
I don't know.
I can't think and drive
at the same time.
Well, that's
reassuring!
Wait. Maybe his GPS
will have his address.
Worth a shot.
Okay, addresses. Here we go.
[GPS Woman]
One address found.
Okay there's one
saved address.
I bet that address will
lead us right to Olschewski.
And my bag.
Ha-ha! Here.
Hold the dice.
Seatbelts!
[Anne]
Okay.
[GPS Woman]
Proceed to
Hollywood Boulevard.
[Ricky]
Ooh, Hollywood Boulevard.
[Dawn]
How do I look?
[Anne]
Sunglasses.
♪ Next up,
Hollywood Workin' on my tan ♪
♪ While makin' my plan now
Next up, Hollywood, C-A ♪
♪ Next up, Hollywood ♪
Ooh, Hollywood and Vine!
♪ Pedal to the metal,
gonna run this engine raw ♪
Oh, Hollywood Wax Museum!
♪ Three, two, one, blastoff ♪
Ooh, Hollywood
Walk of Fame!
Ooh, New York Pizza!
Dad, you've gone too far.
Oh, I'm not slowing
this beast down.
This California breeze
feels too good in my mane.
Ouch. Honey, your mane's
getting kind of sun burnt.
Ah.
Ooh, sorry.
Ooh, the Hollywood sign.
Selfie!
See if the sun
can catch me now.
Ooh!
Dang it, Dad.
[Dicky]
Guys, look.
Jett Masterson's new movie!
[All]
Ooh!
♪ Three, two, one, blastoff ♪
Told you I look
just like him.
Oh, yeah.
♪ And it's three,
two, one, blastoff ♪
[GPS Woman]
You have reached
your destination.
Where are we?
Weren't you listening?
We're at your destination.
Tom, what do you think
this place is?
I don't know,
but from the smell of it
it's where raccoons go to poop.
So what do we do now?
[coughs]
I got this.
Do not pull.
Wait a minute.
There's the key in the bag.
Maybe it's for the door.
Only one way
to find out.
[Anne]
But, Dawn, you can't
just go in there.
She went in!
Come on. Come on.
[Dawn]
Hello?
[Dicky]
Wait, wait, wait, Dawn.
Wait, don't--
[Dawn]
Shh.
[door clangs shut]
[gasping]
[All]
Uh-oh.
[evil laughs]
Uh-oh!
Hello, Olschewski.
[All]
Uh-oh?
All right, start talking.
[all speaking at once]
Stop talking!
Very clever cover, Olschewski.
Pretending to be a family man.
You might have
overdone it a bit.
Four kids?
Tell me about it.
Wait, Tom?
Oh, sorry.
Listen, Mr. Thug.
The name's Gayle.
[all stifling laughs]
It's a family name.
[all giggle]
My father's name was Gayle,
and his father's name was Gayle,
and his father before him.
All Gayles.
[laughter]
Oh--
Okay. All right.
Everyone laugh at the guy
with the funny name.
[all laugh]
Ha-ha-ha-ha.
Laugh time is over!
[Goon]
Let's go.
All right, all right.
Listen...
this is all just a big mix-up.
I mean we're the Harpers.
We're just a normal family
trying to have a vacation.
Oh.
Well, no one's going on vacation
until I get the thumb drive!
The thumb drive?
The thumb drive!
Not the thumb drive.
What's a thumb drive?
Really?
I can't believe you don't know
what a thumb drive is.
What's a thumb drive?
A thumb drive stores
computer files.
Yeah.
Olschewski must have
information they want.
I'm telling you, you got us
confused with someone else.
Yeah, yeah, we are not
thumb drive people.
And she's right.
We don't even use 'em.
Don't even like
to drive.
Never.
Wish I didn't
have thumbs.
Overrated.
What is the point?
I'm not here
to play games, Olschewski.
Dang it.
Playing games
was our last hope.
There's got to be
some way out of this.
Ricky?
Oh, sure.
When it involves a puppet show
or getting the stain
out of a jersey you've
got all the answers.
I know what to do.
It's time to bring
a little punch to this party.
Dicky, no.
Dicky, yes.
All I need are the smoke pellets
from Olschewski's bag.
Dicky, don't do
anything stupid.
Stupid is my middle name.
[Dawn]
Don't you dare.
Don't you dare. I swear!
[Tom]
Listen, Gayle, tell you what.
You let us go...
the second we get
back to Boulder,
12 pack of tube socks
coming your way.
And that is
just the beginning.
Honey, don't--
Let the man respond
to the offer.
[Anne]
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Raccoon!
Hey, tough guys,
today's forecast is
cloudy with a chance...
of pain.
[grunts]
What?
[Goon]
Oh!
Hey, Olschewski,
control your kid.
Do you have kids,
Gayle?
Looks like we should
call this a tie.
[Gayle]
What the--
Waht the--
Run! Go, go!
[Tom]
Go, go, go, go, go!
My job must be done here,
because it's time to...
punch out!
[Dawn]
Come on!
Oh.
Ah!
[tires screech]
That. Was. Awesome!
- Woah.
- I was so scared.
- [Dicky]
That was close.
[Nicky]
Who were those people?
[Ricky]
What's going on?
[Tom]
Okay. I think we lost 'em.
Let's just call the police.
[cell phone rings]
It's Gayle's phone.
Not it!
[Ricky]
Don't give it to me!
I don't want it.
Hey, I don't want it either.
[Nicky]
No, no. Seriously?
[Man]
Hello?
Should I answer?
[Man]
Yes, this is the CIA.
How can they hear me?
[Man]
You're whispering very loudly,
Mr. Harper.
We need to get
your family to safety.
How did you know
we had this phone?
[Man]
Ma'am, we're the CIA.
Now you can't go to the police.
They've been infiltrated
by Gayle's men.
Wait, what is going on?
Who is Gayle?
Yeah. Who's Olschewski?
[Man]
Let's just say
you've been caught up
in some international
spy business.
[all gasp]
No need to gasp.
You're safe now.
Just come in,
and we'll protect you.
I'm sending directions
to the GPS.
We'll contact you
with further instructions.
No, but--
[dial tone]
[beeps]
Wow. We finally caught
a break, huh?
[Ricky and Dicky]
Yes.
Drive fast, Tom.
[tires screech]
[hurried, tense music]
[GPS Woman]
Turn left on North
Windsor Boulevard.
You have reached
your destination.
[All]
Whoa.
[Anne]
Paramount Pictures?
This is so exciting!
[laughing]
Okay.
Gate's not opening.
Why isn't the gate opening?
Okay. All right, all right,
all right.
Here's the plan.
Run for it!
Dad, wait!
I've got some
Hollywood magic of my own.
Watch and learn, boys.
Mom, glasses.
Oh.
Be right with you.
Hi.
Yoo-hoo,
my fellow Hollywooder.
Yes, it's me, Dawn Harper,
the famous movie actor.
[giggles]
Please, no autographs.
Anyway, I'm here for a very
important meeting with Steve...
Paramount,
so if you would just be a doll
and open the gate
that'd be divine.
[giggles]
"Divine?"
Seriously?
We're doomed.
Oh!
Much obliged.
[Anne]
We're in.
[Ricky]
We're saved!
[Dicky]
Yeah, but what are we
supposed to do
while Dawn's here in a meeting
with Steve Paramount?
[all groan]
[Tom]
Where is this guy?
His text said to meet him
right at this bench.
Oh, my gosh.
That's Jack Griffo.
[Nicky]
He's walking this way!
[Dicky]
He's getting closer.
He's sitting down.
I'm talking right to him.
Hi.
[all gasp]
No need to gasp.
[gasps]
You're the guy on the phone.
You're our contact?
But you're Max Thunderman.
I mean, you know,
the kids watch the show.
We love it.
We do.
That's just my cover.
In real life,
I work for the CIA.
I'm here to help,
all right?
So just hand me
over the thumb drive,
and I'll take care
of everything else.
We don't have
the thumb drive.
[chuckles]
Look, Harpers, I don't know
who you're working for,
but I want that drive.
We don't work
for anybody.
[Anne]
We own a sporting goods shop.
Oh, can we interest you
in some half-off tube socks?
Ex-nay on the tube socks-ay.
Give me the drive, old man.
Aah.
Guys, I don't think he
really works for the CIA.
I'm gonna give you
three seconds.
Things are gonna get ugly,
and with this face
it's not easy.
Three, two--
He's counting.
Wait. I have it right here.
Are you sure you really want it?
Yes. Give it to me.
All right.
One thumb drive coming right up!
Ahh!
[Dawn]
Run!
[Tom]
You just blinded
Max Thunderman!
[Anne]
Dawn, I can't believe
you did that!
Nice work!
Henchmen!
Yes, sir?
[Jack]
Go get them! Go!
Gah!
[Dicky]
Hey, look. The drone.
[Anne]
Don't look at the drone.
Look at the octopus.
[Tom]
What octopus?
Ugh, tentacles.
Split up!
[Anne]
Go, go, go. Go in there.
Hurry, hurry, hurry!
I hate octopus.
[gasps]
Ooh, the Hollywood sign!
Oh, dang it!
I got monkey-bombed.
Come on!
Sorry.
Henchmen! Fruit!
[Nicky]
They're right behind us!
I know, I know, I know!
Ooh, in here.
Go, go, go!
Wow, there are beaches
everywhere in L.A.
[Dawn]
Uh, I don't think
this is a real beach.
[Nicky]
The beach may not be real,
but she is.
Alex Guarnaschelli!
He's right. I am real.
On this delicious
beach-themed episode
of Alex Guarnaschelli's
"Destination Cook Down."
[tropical music plays]
Oh, this is a dream come true.
Nicky Harper.
Boulder, Colorado.
I love you.
He does.
So much, but it's a shame
he's got to go.
[Tom]
Come on.
But I want to stay and watch.
Watch?
Oh, no. You're not watching.
You're cooking
on "Destination Cook Down"
with today's special
guest judge, Ciara.
[tropical music plays]
Ciara?
Wait, Nicky, we have to go!
No. Ricky has his magic,
and I have mine,
and I'm taking this chef down.
Kid, I've beaten
eggs bigger than you,
so let's get this
beach party started
with today's
special ingredient
and my daughter
Ava's favorite...
Octopus!
[tropical music plays]
[Nicky]
Ooh, octopus.
She's got legs,
and I know how to use 'em.
["Wipe Out" playing]
[dramatic music]
[Ricky]
Over here!
[Dicky]
Through this door!
[Anne]
Go, go, go!
[Dicky]
This door.
[Anne]
In here. Come on, guys.
[all panting]
[All]
Whoa!
[Anne]
This must be the prop room.
Look, it's the Hyperion
laser ray
from "The Journey
to Urbina."
I wish it were real.
We could sure use
some devastating laser power
right now.
[whirring]
Yeah!
Sorry.
It was labeled
"Do not push."
[Anne and Ricky]
Dicky!
Toast more tortillas!
Yes, Chef.
Season the peppers.
[Dawn]
Yes, Chef.
I've got the octopus.
["Wipe Out" continues]
Dad, brow!
Yes, Chef.
[gasps]
No way!
Hey, hey, kids.
I do a really good impression.
[bad SpongeBob impression]
"Hey, Ricky and Dicky,
are you enjoying
your time in Hollywood?"
Ha-ha!
[laughs]
Pretty good, huh?
No.
You know that's
SpongeBob?
[Henchman]
Where are they?
Someone's coming.
Hide!
[Henchman]
Let's check in here.
["Wipe Out" continues]
[buzzer sounds]
Time's up.
Step away from your plates.
And now our fate is
in the mouths of the judges.
[tense music]
Okay. You cooked.
Dream of your life.
Now let's go.
No. I have to stay
and see if I won.
Wow.
This octo ceviche is so good.
This one's good too.
This one is amazing.
Give me some of that--
I'm gonna get some of yours
too real quick, you know.
Oh, Dad, you've got
a little--
[sucker pops]
Oh!
Can you imagine if I beat
Alex Guarnaschelli?
This would be the best day
of my life.
Well, if we stay here
it might also be the last.
We have to get
out of here.
Just a few more seconds.
I have to see if I won.
Just watch it on TV later.
How?
I can't watch myself win this
if I'm not here to win this.
You know,
he's got a point, Dad.
Yeah, well, so does that guy.
And the winner is...
Nicky Harper.
[cheering]
Whoo-hoo!
Congratulations, Chef.
She called me "Chef!"
We'll see you next time
on Alex Guarnaschelli's
"Destination Cook Down."
[tropical music plays]
[applause]
[Direector]
And cut!
[laughs]
Nowhere to run, Harpers.
You got us.
We got the thumb drive
right here.
Come and get it.
Dad, give me my big spoon.
Now?
Just trust me.
Ah!
Run!
[Dawn]
Okay. Come on!
[Jack]
I hate octopus!
Dad, come on!
So good.
Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go!
[Jack]
Get this sucker off me!
[sneezes]
[Ricky]
Bless you.
Thank you.
[Dicky]
Why do you have to be so polite?
[Anne]
Boys, run!
[Tom]
Guys, go, go, go!
[Dawn]
There's Mom!
[Tom]
Hey, guys.
[Anne]
Thank goodness
you're all right.
We're fine,
but we barely escaped.
Us too.
I won "Destination Cook Down!"
Good job.
It was actually
really awesome.
Okay, we've got to go now.
Hey, hey. Costumes.
[Ricky]
We can disguise ourselves!
[Tom]
Yeah, let's go,
let's go, let's go.
[Anne]
Go, go, go.
[Tom]
Come on.
[all speaking at once]
Okay. All right.
I'm just going to say it.
We look fabulous.
[Dicky]
Oh, I know.
They're coming.
[Tom]
Go! To the car!
[Dawn]
Wait. I can't run
in these heels.
[Anne]
Me neither.
[Anne]
Really?
Well, they're the only ones that
fit.
[Tom]
Let's just go. Come on!
[Anne]
Okay, okay, okay. Go!
[Tom]
Here. Take these.
Ooh, do they have
these in yellow?
Let's stop and look!
No! Let's go.
Come on!
Really?
Let's check in there.
Alright! Out of my way!
Me first! Me first!
Hey, to the left. To the left.
No, no. The other left.
We're losing them guys.
Come on now.
Not a word.
Get my train.
There's the car!
[Dawn]
Okay.
No! No, no, no!
[Nicky]
There goes the car.
[Anne]
See, I told you you weren't
employee of the month, Tom.
[Man]
And if you look to your left you
might see
-I got this.
-a weird, little kid running at
me.
If you don't get out the next
thing you'll see on your left is
my right.
Not the face! Not the face!
All right. Everybody out.
Come on!
[Jack]
Hey!
End of the line, Harpers!
[Tom]
Uh-oh.
Oh, look. It's everybody's
favorite, Thunderman.
Dr. Colosso?
No. Jack Griffo!
That way!
Which way?
Dibs! Can I get a selfie?
[Tom]
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Get in. Get in.
-Can I get one?
-Yeah, of course.
- All right. Okay.
Harpers out.
- Hey! Get after them.
I got autographs to sign.
[Tom]
Get out of the way!
I'll bet this isn't in the tour.
[dramatic music]
[Dawn]
Go, go, go!
[Henchman]
To the left! Go, go, go!
Step on it!
I'm going as fast
as I can!
Well, go as fast as he can!
[bicycle bell dings]
There's a kid in a tricycle
gaining on us.
Look at that sign!
[Dawn]
Thumb drive.
That can't be a coincidence.
Turn here!
[All]
Whoa!
Forget it.
Let's get out and run.
[Tom]
No, no, no!
[All]
No!
It's a dead end!
We have to turn around.
Ah!
We can't.
[Anne]
Run!
[Tom]
Come on. Let's go.
Go, go, go!
Go!
[Nicky]
Up the hill!
[whimpers, screams]
You're really fast
in those heels!
[Anne]
I know. I know!
[Nicky]
This is worse than
the Magic Castle driveway.
That was much steeper
than this.
No, it wasn't.
[groans]
[Henchman]
Harpers!
You might as well give up!
Harpers never give up!
Look. Gayle and his goons!
[Anne]
How did they find us?
I want my thumb drive
and my phone.
All my contacts are on there.
[Dawn]
We're surrounded!
But I thought Dicky
took them out!
So did Dicky!
I wish my shoes
were yellow!
Quick! Up here!
[Anne]
Go, go, go!
[all panting]
[Tom]
They won't... find us... here.
[Gayle]
Follow that loud breathing.
We got to get out of here.me on.
[Nicky]
Maybe there's something in
the bag that can help us.
[Dawn]
Yeah.
The bag is empty!
Dicky, you thinking
what I'm thinking?
Sacrifice Dad to the bag gods
and make a run for it?
[Ricky]
No.
You can finally pull the cord.
Now that I can
I don't want to.
Fine. Then don't pull
the cord.
You can't tell me
what not to do.
What does that light mean?
It means that.
[Tom]
Holy floating thunder.
[Dawn]
Let's get out of here.
Go, go, go!
[Anne]
Everybody, hurry in.
[Tom]
Come on!
[Dawn]
Go, go!
Come on. Come on.
Give me a boost,
Anne.
[Anne]
Oh.
[grunting]
[squeals]
Go, go, go!
Whoo!
[Gayle]
Get them!
[Tom]
Go, go, go!
Come on!
[all laugh]
Get over here.
What's the matter with you?
[Ricky]
Whoa. Isn't this so cool?
[Anne]
Oh, wow.
Isn't it amazing, Tom?
Yeah. It's high,
but it's beautiful.
Guys, look.
We weren't hiding
against a white wall.
That was the Hollywood sign.
[Boys]
What?
[Tom]
Awesome.
I can finally get my selfie.
♪ I won't waste
another day ♪
♪ Wishing this would
fade away ♪
Oh, honey,
it's perfect.
Not quite perfect.
Everybody get in here.
Come on.
All right, ready?
[Anne]
Yeah.
And...
♪ I want a little bit
of California ♪
[Ricky]
Look,
the Griffith Observatory!
♪ I wanna take my heart
to the end of the world ♪
Oh, it's so cool.
♪ And fly away tonight ♪
♪ I want a little bit
of open ocean ♪
[Ricky]
Look at the ferris wheel.
♪ I wanna take my heart ♪
Oh, such a beautiful sunset.
♪ And fly away,
fly away tonight ♪
[Dicky]
This is awesome.
♪ Fly away tonight ♪
[Dawn]
Oh, my gosh, guys.
Look, look, look!
[Ricky]
Whoa. Look at the view.
[Nicky]
There's so many lights.
This keeps getting
better and better.
[overlapping agreements]
So how are we
going to get down?
I'm sure Mom knows
how to do it.
Yeah.
Mom has no idea how to do it.
[all gasp]
It may not matter
how you do it,
because we're
dropping fast.
Mom, pull the thingy!
[Tom]
Oh, the thingy's not working.
We're headed
for the search lights.
We're gonna crash
on all those people!
[Ricky]
Maybe we'll hit
that red carpet?
[Dicky]
I hope it's soft.
Okay, before we crash
I just want to say one thing.
I love you guys.
[All]
And we love you too!
[all screaming]
[All]
Oh.
Well, that wasn't
so bad.
I think we just landed
in the middle
of a movie premiere.
Sweet.
They must think we're
supposed to be here.
Ah, what do we do?
Let's just get inside
and think of our next move.
Anne, exit boost.
Dicky doesn't need
an "exit boost."
[camera shutters clicking]
[overlapping chatter]
Oh, yeah.
This feels right.
I think they think
we're someone else.
[Dawn]
I don't care
who they think we are.
This is amazing.
Okay, kids,
remember.
Strong diva base.
Oh! Diva down.
[Man]
Oh. You all right, buddy?
Just smile, and wave,
and get inside. Come on.
Okay.
We need to get to the police
so we can end all of this.
I don't think
that's going to happen.
I want them found!
What, did they carpool?
Everybody duck.
Crawl to a seat!
[Dawn]
Oh, my God. Here we go.
[Jack]
Check right there. Check him.
[Henchman]
Open your jacket.
Oh, they're definitely
going to see us.
What are we gonna do?
We have nowhere to go.
Uh, guys?
[all gasp]
Olschewski!
Oh, my gosh.
Thank goodness.
You know, you and I switched
bags in the airport by accid--
Shh.
[epic music plays]
We're going to Hollywood!
[All]
Whoo! Whoop, whoop, Hollywood.
Whoop, whoop, Hollywood.
[Dicky]
Someone's flying a drone.
[laughs]
[Magician]
Maybe you could help me?
[Ricky]
Why don't you try and stop me.
[Both]
Three!
[Anne]
Paramount Pictures.
This is so exciting.
Isn't this exciting?
[Kids]
Yeah, it really is.
[soft orchestration]
Toast more tortillas.
Yes, Chef.
[Nicky]
Season the peppers.
[Dawn]
Yes, Chef.
[Nicky]
I've got the octopus.
Nicky Harper.
Congratulations, Chef.
[gasps]
She called me "Chef!"
Yes, it's me, Dawn Harper.
The famous movie actress.
[laughs]
Please, no autographs.
This is amazing.
[Anne]
Oh, it's perfect.
[Dawn]
Not quite perfect.
Everybody get in here.
[cheers and applause]
Congratulations, Harpers.
I'm sorry, but what the heck
is going on?
Aren't you in Mexico
right now?
Everything that happened
to you today
was by design from losing your
luggage to the hot air balloon.
It was all part of your
ultimate family vacation.
What?
No way.
Awesome.
That is amazing.
Yeah. I mean it would be nice
if we knew a little more
so we wouldn't be
so freaked out, but... wow!
Wait, so is he
Olschewski or not?
Oh, uh, I'm
a cameraman.
Um, had to get close to you guys
to get the shots and...
switch bags.
- Thank you.
- [Gayle]
Hey!
I hope you enjoyed
your adventure.
Oh.
[All]
Gayle?
It's "Danny,"
and it's a family name.
[all laugh]
And...
[all gasp]
We didn't want any member
of your family to miss out,
so...
Get ready to smile
for the pup-arazzi.
Oh, Squishy!
[All]
Squishy!
Jett Masterson?
Dicky Harper?
[Both]
Can I get your autograph?
Jinx.
Owe you a punch.
Boom!
This is unbelievable.
Best vacation ever selfie.
[all laugh]
[upbeat rock music]
♪ Counting down
these seconds ♪
♪ Jumping off these fences ♪
♪ Find another place
to start again ♪
♪ The cracks in the sidewalk ♪
♪ I'm over
all the small talk ♪
♪ Taking off
like fire in the wind ♪
- Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
♪ I won't waste another day ♪
♪ Wishing
this would fade away ♪
♪ Running,
we're not looking back ♪
♪ I want a little bit
of California ♪
♪