[upbeat music]
[excited chatter]
Aw, look at the kids,
all excited for Good Sporty's
first superhero birthday party.
Aw, so cute.
They actually wish
they had superpowers.
You thinking
what I'm thinking?
Yeah, I totally
wish I had superpowers.
- Yeah.
- Me too.
If I was a superhero,
I'd be all jacked
with super strength.
[grunts]
[Dawn]
If I was a superhero,
I'd have super speed.
[Nicky]
My superpower would be to fly.
[Ricky]
I'd be able to manipulate
people with my mind.
- Stop hitting yourself.
all: Ow.
- Stop hitting yourself.
all: Ow.
- Stop hitting yourself.
all: Ow.
- Stop hitting yourself.
all: Ow.
Anyone else think
superhero Ricky is a jerk?
[gasps]
Oh, my goodness.
Are you all here
for the party?
[all]
Yeah.
Wow, there are so many of you.
How will I host all by myself?
Help!
Heeeelp!
[triumphant music]
Have no fear, lady citizen!
I'll make sure
that birthday boy Stevie
and all his friends
have the most fun ever,
because I am
the amazing Sporty Man!
[cheers and applause]
Thank you.
Oh-- ohh!
Oh!
[grunts]
Sporty Man down.
Anybody else
see that coming?
- Yeah.
- Totally.
I'm just glad
Dad wasn't here to see it.
- Tom, are you okay?
- Oh, my ankle!
No matter.
Oh, that's my other ankle!
Stevie, if your party
doesn't pick up,
I'm taking my present back.
Tom, I can handle the party.
Okay, everybody, why don't we
head into the party room?
[forced laugh]
Guys, we need
to save this party.
But Mom just said
she could handle it.
She laughed and everything.
[imitating Anne's laugh]
Is her "I can't
handle this" laugh.
Look, this party
needs a superhero,
and it's gonna be us.
[campy superhero music]
Fear no more, partygoers!
We are here to save the day!
I am Kick Chick!
I am the Racketeer.
I am the Incredible Bulk.
And I am Goggle Boy.
- One!
- Two!
-Three!
- Four!
[all]
Is more!
- We are...
- The Mighty Quad Squad!
[cheers and applause]
[upbeat music]
♪ Na na na na na na
na na na na na, hey! ♪
♪ Na na na na na na
na na na na na ♪
[whistling melody]
♪ ♪
[rhythmic clapping]
♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Na na na na na-na ♪
♪ Na na na na na-na, hey! ♪
- ♪ One, two ♪
- ♪ Na na na na na-na ♪
♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
[upbeat music]
No one can hurt
the Incredible Bulk.
Give me everything
you've got, Racketeer.
Feel the wrath of my racket!
Ha.
Your pow is powerless.
[applause]
Though your butt is thick,
it is no match for Kick Chick.
I'll make this easy for you.
It's Kick Chick's duty
to kick some booty.
Bam!
Has she kicked me yet?
[laughter]
What have you got, Goggle Boy?
I've got goggles.
Goggles are your superpower?
Clear vision is my superpower.
[all]
Boo!
That's it,
my present's coming home.
The only good thing about
this party is these onions.
Dude, you better
step up your superpower.
Seriously, you're
stinking up this party
worse than
that kid's onion breath.
Got it.
Check out the strap.
It's adjustable.
Really?
You gotta up your game,
son.
Well, you guys took
all the good stuff.
It was either this
or Arm Floaties Man.
Okay, who wants cake?
Cake, everybody.
Come on!
[kids cheering]
It's super-duper
superhero cake.
Mom got it at
the supermarket.
Just because you put "super"
in front of everything
doesn't make it
a superhero party.
Hello!
- Ugh.
Nothing super
about that breath.
It's like an onion
threw up an onion.
Those Mighty Quad Squad
costumes are too cute. Do you
sell them?
I'm sorry, we don't--
Have them ready yet,
but we will starting tomorrow,
won't we, Mom?
Oh, can I preorder one?
[gasps]
You certainly can.
In fact, we have
a special deal, buy two--
Get none free.
Hey, kids, who wants to see
the amazing Scooter Man
pop a wheelie?
Tom, no!
Oh, they're gonna
love it, Anne.
Whoo!
[screams]
[laughter and applause]
I told you
they'd love it, Anne.
[upbeat music]
Enjoy your costume.
Whoa, you guys made
your costumes even better?
Yeah, we just
beefed them up a little.
I didn't know
we were gonna beef.
Yeah, we beefed.
Weren't you there
for the beef discussion?
There was a beef discussion?
Yeah, we talked beef
in the car.
Huh, I guess my earbuds
blocked out all the beef banter.
But it's okay,
I added to my costume too.
See?
Goggles up, goggles down.
You can never guess what
Goggle Boy is gonna do next.
Goggles up?
Yeah.
Oh, hello.
And good-bye.
Oh, Tom, Tom.
Oh, hold on.
I'll be there
in a single bound.
Still bounding.
The kids are geniuses.
They boxed up $13
worth of supplies
and are selling the whole
package for 50 bucks.
[laughs]
It really is a super value.
Enjoy.
[chuckles]
We've got to get
more customers in here and milk
this cash cow for all it's got.
- Yeah.
- Give me the sign.
Ha.
Hey, kids!
Oops.
Just--
[grunts]
This is--
Okay, listen.
Your sales have been heroic,
but I'm gonna pump
them up even more
by spinning this sign
outside like a pro.
Check it!
Huh? Huh?
Put this down--
Aah! Oh!
[grunts]
You know what?
I think maybe
one of you kids should spin it.
I'm gonna go ice my face.
And everything else.
Hmm.
If only one of us wasn't busy.
Let's see,
busy, busy, busy, Mo.
Hey, you're it!
That's fun.
Really?
I don't know,
it doesn't feel right
splitting up
the Mighty Quad Squad.
Aw, don't think of it
as splitting up the Mighty Quad
Squad.
Think of it
as a heroic gesture
that gives the people
what they want.
Gives the people
what they want?
For example,
they want our costumes,
and they don't want yours.
Fine, I'll be the Mo.
Oh, gosh,
we've got to restock.
And get more costumes.
[wind blows]
Oh, it's windy.
Goggles down.
[scoffs]
Goggle Boy looks like
he's gonna blow away.
[wind howls]
Goggle Boy just blew away!
- Anne, we lost one!
- What?
[upbeat music]
Okay, you're okay.
You're okay, come on.
Okay.
Nicky, you can let
go of the sign now.
No, I can't.
I hung on so tight
when the wind took me,
now my fingers are stuck.
I'm just glad
DiPietro's Wall Oven Pizza
had that giant inflatable slice
for you to land on.
I did a header
into a rubber pepperoni.
Well, you can relax now,
sweetie.
Come on, kids, help
me pry his fingers off the sign.
Oh, no!
Be careful with the pinky.
It's my favorite.
[groans]
Oh.
Oh, I'm so embarrassed.
I can't even
hold a sign right.
How am I going to compete
with you guys as a superhero?
[doorbell chimes]
Forget it, I'm gonna
hang up my goggles for good.
There he is.
It's Flying Goggle Boy.
You're the most powerful
of the Mighty Quad Squad.
Can I have your autograph?
Really?
Yeah, we saw you fly!
What was it like?
Well, it was
quite an adventure.
I was walking my usual beat
outside the store,
when a cold North wind
blew up and filled my cape,
sending me high up into the air.
I rode that angry wind
like a bucking bronco,
flying higher than any boy
has ever flown.
Once I tamed
that blustery beast,
I high-fived the moon,
fist-bumped the sun,
then satisfied
my superhero-sized appetite
with a 15-foot-tall
slice of pizza.
[all]
Whoa.
Let's hear it for
the Mighty Quad Squad!
[cheers and applause]
Honey.
Does that guy
look familiar to you?
Tom, that's
Archibald McAllister,
the Mayor
of Boulderly Hills.
Oh, I've always wanted
to hang out with a mayor.
I know.
Rub elbows with
the fancy people.
- [chuckles]
- Now's my chance.
No, Tom.
Please don't.
I beg your pardon.
You had some schmutz
on your elbow
that could only be removed
by rubbing it with
another man's elbow.
Oh.
I'm Tom,
from Tom's Get Sporty.
- Oh.
What can I do for you,
Mr. Mayor?
Tell him what I want, Dad!
Tell him, tell him!
All right,
my son, Archie, would like one
of your superhero birthday
parties this Saturday.
Great. Well, let's
get you signed up.
You won't be disappointed,
Your Honor.
Oh, I don't get disappointed,
I get revenge.
You just had to
rub elbows with him.
Congratulations,
Mr. Mayor.
Now with
the Mighty Quad Squad
you'll have the strength
of four parties.
I don't want
the Mighty Quad Squad.
I just want
Flying Goggle Boy.
Well, anything for my only
child and heir to the throne.
Oh, there's--
there's a throne?
Of course not.
The mayor-ship is entirely
in the hands of the people.
- Oh.
[laughter]
- You got 'em.
- Every time.
All right,
so Goggle Boy it is!
I'm sorry, Mr. Mayor,
but the Mighty Quad Squad
only does our parties together.
We're a team.
- One.
- Two.
Three.
Three!
Three.
Sorry, Squad,
the Mo is flying solo.
[all]
What?
Goggle Boy at your service,
Mr. Mayor.
Dad, get a picture
with me and Goggle Boy.
Of course.
You can't split up
the Mighty Quad Squad.
Don't think of it
as splitting up.
Think of it as a heroic gesture
that's giving the people
what they want.
Okay, we got it.
All right, everybody say
"Goggle Boy."
[both]
Goggle Boy.
Ah!
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
Kick Chick's costume!
It's Kick Chick's duty
to kick some--
Oh, come on, everybody
loved that yesterday!
Look at him over there,
thinking he's so cool
in those goggles
and those yellow boots.
Please, if it wasn't for us
letting him use that sign,
he never would have flown.
We're the wind
beneath his wings.
Yeah, and he's not a hero.
He's a villain
stabbing us in the back.
I can't believe
he ditched us like that.
You know,
we're his family.
And he didn't even say
he was sorry!
Hey, guys, I'm sorry.
- No problem.
- All good.
But I'm gonna need more room
for my costumes.
So if you could move all this
junk to the clearance aisle,
that would be great.
You know, it's not fair.
Your costumes
are only selling
because everybody
thinks you can fly.
Which you can't.
Well, it looks like my costumes
are flying off the shelves.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I don't want to keep
the Gogglers waiting.
That's what my fans
call themselves.
We even have a secret wave.
Dee-dee.
I'm surprised his goggles
still fit around
his big swollen head.
No offense.
We need to show these kids
we're superheroes too.
Yeah, but if we're
gonna win them back,
we have to try something new.
Something different.
Something they've
never seen before.
Here I go.
[grunts]
Nope.
But definitely not that.
Here I go!
[grunts]
Nope.
Here I go.
[grunts]
Nope.
[upbeat music]
See, this heavy-duty fishing
line is attached to this sign.
See?
And then it runs
through this pulley
that'll be attached
to the ceiling.
So, when you grab the sign,
that's my cue to reel it in
and make Goggle Boy fly.
I like it,
but is there a way to do it
without the fishing line?
You know,
really make me fly?
Um, unfortunately no.
But the fog will
cover the fishing line,
so it will look
like you're actually flying.
Hmm, that's good for now,
but in the future
let's look into
the real flying thing.
Ah, it's good
to be Goggle Boy.
[upbeat music]
[applause]
Goggles up!
[all]
Goggles down!
[cheering]
If you like that,
you'll love Goggle Dog!
[cheers and applause]
Can he fly too?
Goggle Dog,
ruff, ruff and away!
[cheers and applause]
Attention, citizens
of Archie's birthday party.
If you liked Goggle Dog,
you'll love...
Utensil Girl!
What's going on?
Hello, citizens!
It is I, Magnet Man!
What are you two doing?
I'm fighting crime
with the power of attraction!
Speaking of attractive,
Sticky Fly Strip Boy is here.
You're interrupting my show.
Yeah, get out of here,
you wannabes.
Ugh, I wannabe not smelling
that onion breath.
It's time
for Goggle boy to fly.
Come on, Goggle Boy, fly.
[all]
Fly! Fly! Fly!
Fly! Fly! Fly! Fly!
I can fly too.
Uh, me too.
Oh!
Wait, what's happening?
My magnets are being pulled
toward your flatware!
Guys, let go!
Get out of here!
- We can't.
We're magnetized.
I want to fly too!
[all]
No, no, no, no, no.
Great, now your fly strips
are stuck to me.
You're ruining my party.
Just fly already,
Goggle Boy.
My dad's not paying you
to snuggle up
with those super losers.
Goggle Boy up!
Too...much...weight!
[all groan]
Daddy, he's not flying.
He's embarrassing me
in front of all my friends.
- Okay, all right.
Hey, I paid you
for a flying kid, Harper.
Make it happen.
Goggle Boy can't fly.
He's a sham.
[all]
Boo!
This was my thing,
and you couldn't let me have it.
I wasn't just one
of the quad for once.
I finally stood out,
and you ruined it.
[grunts]
[both grunting]
Wow, he's really upset.
Maybe he's right.
Some superheroes we are.
We didn't save the day.
We destroyed it.
It's not too late.
We have to make this
up to him, come on.
[all grunting]
Oh, no.
Goggle Boy can't make
a fool out of me.
This is my party, and I'll
make him cry if I want to.
Onions.
[laughs maniacally]
It's time to take you
where you belong,
the dumpster.
Whoa.
[grunts]
- Nicky!
- Stop!
We're sorry.
[grunting]
- Come on.
[all groan]
We didn't mean
to ruin things for you.
We were just jealous,
and we went too far.
What do you say?
Goggle Boy goes back in there
and gives the people
what they want?
Forget it.
I don't deserve the spotlight.
I was kidding myself.
I can't really fly anyway.
Okay.
It's okay, kids.
It's all just
part of the show.
[forced laughter]
Ugh.
Smells like trouble
in the new party room.
Come on!
Aah!
Anne, is that you?
No, it's the Mayor.
Oh.
Anne has shoes
just like these.
Ow, it stings.
I can't see anything.
I never thought
I'd say this,
but we need someone
with goggles.
- Goggle Boy, save us!
But I'm not really
a superhero.
Today...
You are.
Remain calm!
I can see clearly
that you all need help.
Hurry, Goggle Boy!
You're the only one
that can save us!
Or am I?
One, two,
three, four.
[all]
Is more!
Goggles down.
Follow me into the fog,
Mighty Quad Squad.
Okay, kids,
one hand on your eyes,
the other on the shoulder
in front of you.
Grab onto my cape,
and I'll lead you out.
It's safe now.
You can breathe normally.
- Thank you, Goggle boy.
You saved us.
You really are a superhero!
Well, it wasn't just me.
It was the Mighty Quad Squad.
[cheers and applause]
Well, I will spread
the word at city hall
about your great parties.
Thank you, Mr. Mayor.
And as for you...
[laughter]
You've escaped
the onion fog this time,
but you haven't seen
the last of me,
Mighty Quad Squad.
- Oh.
- Eww.
Okay, Junior, let's go home
and get you a mint.
- Thank you.
- Oh, no.
- Hmm?
It looks like the onion fog is
creeping in from the next room.
I forgot to turn off
the fog machine.
Well, you're never
gonna find it now.
This looks like a job
for the Mighty Quad Squad!
[all]
Four is more!
[upbeat music]
[whistling melody]
♪ ♪
[vocalizing]
- ♪ Yeah ♪
[vocalizing]
- ♪ Yeah ♪