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[upbeat music]

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<i>[DJ over phone]</i>

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<i>Next question: Besides the U.S.,</i>

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<i>where else does superstar</i>

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<i>Candace Parker play</i>

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<i>professional basketball?</i>

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- Russia.

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<i>- Correct.</i>

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<i>You're two questions away</i>

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<i>from winning the grand prize:</i>

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<i>lunch with Candace Parker.</i>

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I'm ready.

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Hit me.

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<i>- How many brothers</i>

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<i>does Candace have?</i>

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Three:

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Anthony, Marcus, and LT.

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Ba-boom!

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<i>[DJ]</i>

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<i>Whoa, you really are a fan.</i>

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Super-fan.

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Plus we have a lot in common.

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I also have brothers,

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and I'm pretty sure

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Candace knows how annoying

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they can be--

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always butting in my business.

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Hear that?

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She said we're always

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butting in her business.

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How dare she?

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<i>[DJ]</i>

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<i>Okay, Dawn, last question.</i>

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<i>What is Candace's</i>

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<i>favorite root vegetable?</i>

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Yes!

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The answer is her--

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[static over phone]

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<i>[DJ]</i>

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<i>I'm sorry, you're breaking up.</i>

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Dicky!

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Wait, are you guys on the phone?

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Do you think she can hear us?

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<i>[Dawn over phone]</i>

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<i>Hang up!</i>

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All right.

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I got this one.

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<i>The answer is--</i>

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[dial tone, all gasp]

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[all whispering]

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Ah!

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Hello?

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Hello?

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Yam. The answer's yam!

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[phone thuds]

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[rumbling footsteps]

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What have we done?

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[rumbling footsteps]

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How mad do you think

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she'll be?

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[rumbling footsteps]

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- That mad.

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[rumbling footsteps]

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She's gonna scream at us like

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she's never screamed before.

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So far so good.

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It's worse than I thought.

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She's so mad,

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she didn't scream at all.

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That's her worst kind of mad.

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Hey, looking good there,

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kiddo.

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Love that blouse.

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Ah, making a healthy smoothie,

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huh?

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Good choices.

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Ow.

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That's a lot of carrot.

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Look, we feel really bad we

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messed up the contest for you.

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So we'd like to say something

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from the heart

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that we don't say very often.

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[all]

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We're really sorry.

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[blender whirring]

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[all]

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Sorry!

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Hmm.

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Perfect.

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[blender whirring]

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That does not taste

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like forgiveness!

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<i>[upbeat music]</i>

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<i>- ♪ Na na na na na-na ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, hey, oh, oh, oh ♪</i>

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- Anybody sleep last night?

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I tried to with my eyes open,

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but it turns out

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that's just being awake.

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As long as we stick together,

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we have nothing to fear.

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[dog barks]

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[all]

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Hiyah!

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[whispers] Okay, Lou,

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we're all set for this weekend.

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Uh-huh.

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It's a big surprise

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for my family.

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Great, great.

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I'm very excited.

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- Hi, honey.

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- What surprise?

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Are you planning

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some sort of surprise?

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[laughs]

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No.

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Why, you want to hear it?

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'Cause I have got

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to tell somebody.

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No, as long as

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I have known you,

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you have never been able

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to pull off a surprise.

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But I just love sharing!

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I know, but then you share,

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you ruin the surprise,

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you get mad at yourself,

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and then nobody enjoys the thing

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that was supposed to be fun.

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You know what?

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Thank you, Anne.

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- You're right.

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- See?

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- Keep me strong.

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- [grunts]

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- Get this. I actually--

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- [gasps]

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Control yourself, man.

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Secret-Strong, got it?

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Guys, I think

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we're just being paranoid.

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I mean, Dawn might be mad,

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but she's not gonna

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sneak-attack us.

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[all]

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Hiyah!

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Hiyah.

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[chuckles]

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Get this.

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On Saturday at the store--

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<i>[Anne]</i>

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<i>Secret-Strong!</i>

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Nicky's right about Dawn.

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Let's just try to relax.

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[doorbell chimes]

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Hiyah!

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We can't live like this.

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We got to fix things with Dawn.

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One of us should probably

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answer the door first.

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[squeak]

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[all]

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Hiyah!

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Stop it.

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- Sorry.

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[all sigh]

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[all whimper]

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[all exhale]

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- Hey, guys.

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[all]

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Hey, Mae.

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I'm not allowed to talk to you,

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so if Dawn asks,

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that "Hey, guys"

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was really a "Hey, guys!"

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[squeak]

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[all]

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Hiyah!

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And I'm gonna keep doing that

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until they don't have any more

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tears left in their eye holes!

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That's six empty eye holes.

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[knocking on door]

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Knock, knock.

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Who's there?

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It's not

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a knock-knock joke.

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It's not

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a knock-knock joke who?

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[sighs]

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We're just gonna come in.

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Mae, since I am no longer

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speaking to these life-ruiners,

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perhaps you should describe

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what I have planned for them.

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No problem.

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You're not safe here.

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Just hear us out.

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We thought, if you destroy

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some of our favorite things...

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And release

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some of your terrifying anger...

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It might make us even.

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My space shuttle model.

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This will be

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its last mission.

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My lucky wooden spoon.

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It's whipped up

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some of my best dishes.

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And my most precious possession:

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my hair.

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You may take one inch,

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no more.

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Tell them I'm so mad,

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I won't even touch

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their belongings.

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But Mae will.

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I will?

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Start with the hair.

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Sorry.

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[snip]

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[gasps]

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My baby!

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So everybody feels better,

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right?

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Now the spoon.

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Forgive me.

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Woody!

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Okay, so that

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should about do it.

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- Now the shuttle.

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- But, Dawn--

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The shuttle!

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Tear ducts,

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we have a problem.

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[exhales]

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Okay.

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Ask her if we're good.

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Are we good?

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No, we're not good.

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You can replace

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all those things,

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but you ruined my only chance

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to meet Candace Parker,

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and I'll never

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get that back.

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[whispers]

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Sorry.

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[Dawn]

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Don't apologize, Mae!

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[door closes]

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Well, that didn't go

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as planned.

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We have to figure out a way

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for her to meet Candace Parker.

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It's the only way

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she'll forgive us.

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Good idea.

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I'll find out

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where she's staying.

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And I'll work

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a little Dicky magic

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and get us an appointment.

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Knock, knock.

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Who's there?

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Dawn wants you

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out of her room.

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Dawn wants you out of her room

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who?

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[Dawn]

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Get out!

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♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

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We're really glad you gave us

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a chance to make things right.

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So I'm really going

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to meet Candace?

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Yes.

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- Candace Parker?

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- Yes.

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Candace Parker

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the basketball player,

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not some other random person

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whose name also happens to be

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Candace Parker?

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Would some random person

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named Candace Parker

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ride around in this?

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That's a dumpster.

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Oh. Sorry.

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Wrong arm.

295
00:08:01,750 --> 00:08:03,750
[gasps]

296
00:08:03,792 --> 00:08:06,291
The Candace Cruiser?

297
00:08:06,333 --> 00:08:08,250
Yep, Nicky and I

298
00:08:06,333 --> 00:08:08,250
tracked it down,

299
00:08:08,291 --> 00:08:10,750
and Dicky made an appointment

300
00:08:08,291 --> 00:08:10,750
with Candace.

301
00:08:10,792 --> 00:08:12,041
I did?

302
00:08:13,542 --> 00:08:18,333
Why did you say "I did?"

303
00:08:13,542 --> 00:08:18,333
instead of "I did"?

304
00:08:18,375 --> 00:08:21,250
Well, I did make

305
00:08:18,375 --> 00:08:21,250
an appointment

306
00:08:21,291 --> 00:08:22,834
to fix my hair.

307
00:08:22,875 --> 00:08:25,375
So you did nothing?

308
00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:26,792
Are you not listening?

309
00:08:26,834 --> 00:08:27,792
Look at me.

310
00:08:27,834 --> 00:08:30,917
I'm back to perfect.

311
00:08:30,959 --> 00:08:33,417
So Candace doesn't even know

312
00:08:30,959 --> 00:08:33,417
we're here?

313
00:08:33,458 --> 00:08:34,709
[scoffs]

314
00:08:33,458 --> 00:08:34,709
Wow.

315
00:08:34,750 --> 00:08:36,458
Why do you guys hate me?

316
00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:40,208
Oh, it's because I'm taller,

317
00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:40,208
isn't it?

318
00:08:40,250 --> 00:08:42,291
Dawn, we don't hate you.

319
00:08:42,333 --> 00:08:43,291
Look, we're here.

320
00:08:43,333 --> 00:08:45,625
Let me just

321
00:08:43,333 --> 00:08:45,625
smooth talk us in.

322
00:08:48,834 --> 00:08:50,792
Yo, Candace!

323
00:08:52,125 --> 00:08:55,208
I don't think she's in here.

324
00:08:55,250 --> 00:08:58,750
But all her stuff is.

325
00:09:00,417 --> 00:09:03,458
You should really

326
00:09:00,417 --> 00:09:03,458
see this, Dawn.

327
00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:05,792
You know, you guys don't respect

328
00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:05,792
anyone's privacy.

329
00:09:05,834 --> 00:09:07,583
First mine, now hers.

330
00:09:07,625 --> 00:09:08,875
You know, we shouldn't even be

331
00:09:07,625 --> 00:09:08,875
in here--

332
00:09:08,917 --> 00:09:10,750
Oh, is that her jersey?

333
00:09:12,625 --> 00:09:15,542
[camera shutter clicking]

334
00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:20,500
Okay, I've taken a picture

335
00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:20,500
with everything in here.

336
00:09:20,542 --> 00:09:21,875
Now we can leave.

337
00:09:21,917 --> 00:09:23,250
Hold on.

338
00:09:23,291 --> 00:09:25,750
I think

339
00:09:23,291 --> 00:09:25,750
you're forgetting something.

340
00:09:25,792 --> 00:09:27,333
What?

341
00:09:27,375 --> 00:09:30,083
Eh...

342
00:09:30,125 --> 00:09:32,291
maybe a thank-you?

343
00:09:33,834 --> 00:09:34,667
For what?

344
00:09:34,709 --> 00:09:38,750
You know, eh...

345
00:09:38,792 --> 00:09:40,750
I still didn't meet Candace.

346
00:09:40,792 --> 00:09:42,750
Eh...

347
00:09:42,792 --> 00:09:45,125
but you met her stuff.

348
00:09:45,166 --> 00:09:47,750
Eh...

349
00:09:47,792 --> 00:09:49,125
nice try.

350
00:09:49,166 --> 00:09:51,792
Now let's go

351
00:09:49,166 --> 00:09:51,792
before somebody comes.

352
00:09:51,834 --> 00:09:53,000
[all scream]

353
00:09:53,041 --> 00:09:54,375
Sorry I'm late, guys.

354
00:09:54,417 --> 00:09:55,792
I'll be your driver,

355
00:09:55,834 --> 00:09:57,875
J.D. McCoy.

356
00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:01,709
Ah, that's right.

357
00:10:01,750 --> 00:10:03,959
I heard you don't speak, uh,

358
00:10:01,750 --> 00:10:03,959
very good English,

359
00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,750
and I don't speak

360
00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,750
a lick of Russian,

361
00:10:05,792 --> 00:10:07,500
but in any language,

362
00:10:07,542 --> 00:10:12,333
make yourselves at home!

363
00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:16,834
Russian?

364
00:10:16,875 --> 00:10:21,166
[Russian accent]

365
00:10:16,875 --> 00:10:21,166
Uh, in any language, we go now.

366
00:10:21,208 --> 00:10:22,834
Ah, yes.

367
00:10:22,875 --> 00:10:24,041
We go now.

368
00:10:24,083 --> 00:10:26,750
And don't worry,

369
00:10:24,083 --> 00:10:26,750
I'll get you there safely

370
00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:29,709
with the smoothest stops

371
00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:29,709
and starts you've ever felt,

372
00:10:29,750 --> 00:10:32,500
or my name isn't

373
00:10:32,542 --> 00:10:34,667
J.D. McCoy.

374
00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:41,667
Oh, no!

375
00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:43,166
Where's the bus going?

376
00:10:43,208 --> 00:10:46,125
[speaking Russian]

377
00:10:50,208 --> 00:10:53,417
[all]

378
00:10:50,208 --> 00:10:53,417
No!

379
00:10:53,458 --> 00:10:55,542
[all]

380
00:10:53,458 --> 00:10:55,542
<i>Nyet!</i>

381
00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,750
<i>♪ Oh, oh ♪</i>

382
00:11:00,792 --> 00:11:03,291
- Ooh, this is not good.

383
00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:05,583
- Where do you think

384
00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:05,583
J.D. McCoy's taking us?

385
00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:07,166
I have no idea.

386
00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:11,625
Well, he thinks we're Russian,

387
00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:11,625
so he must be driving to Russia.

388
00:11:14,542 --> 00:11:16,875
You can't drive

389
00:11:14,542 --> 00:11:16,875
to Russia, Dicky.

390
00:11:16,917 --> 00:11:21,625
I can't, but if anybody can,

391
00:11:16,917 --> 00:11:21,625
it's J.D. McCoy.

392
00:11:22,709 --> 00:11:23,875
Maybe we should look for clues

393
00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:26,917
to find out

394
00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:26,917
who J.D. McCoy thinks we are.

395
00:11:26,959 --> 00:11:29,041
[all scream]

396
00:11:29,083 --> 00:11:31,542
[Russian accent]

397
00:11:29,083 --> 00:11:31,542
Who is driving bus?

398
00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:32,709
Um, nobody.

399
00:11:32,750 --> 00:11:35,583
I just pulled over.

400
00:11:35,625 --> 00:11:36,875
About a mile back,

401
00:11:36,917 --> 00:11:40,083
I realized that

402
00:11:36,917 --> 00:11:40,083
something is not right with you.

403
00:11:40,125 --> 00:11:42,083
- Uh-oh.

404
00:11:42,125 --> 00:11:45,166
You guys are not

405
00:11:45,208 --> 00:11:48,667
in costume.

406
00:11:45,208 --> 00:11:48,667
- Costume?

407
00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:50,709
Oh, that's right.

408
00:11:50,750 --> 00:11:53,250
You no speak-y Engl-y.

409
00:11:56,542 --> 00:11:58,917
You in here.

410
00:11:58,959 --> 00:12:01,959
Arm-ski, arm-ski,

411
00:11:58,959 --> 00:12:01,959
leg-ski, leg-ski,

412
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,583
zip-ski up-ski.

413
00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:09,125
It's almost showtime.

414
00:12:10,750 --> 00:12:14,583
[Russian accent]

415
00:12:10,750 --> 00:12:14,583
Yeah, yeah, showtime.

416
00:12:15,709 --> 00:12:17,709
What's showtime?

417
00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:19,875
You know what,

418
00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:19,875
we could've been off this bus,

419
00:12:19,917 --> 00:12:21,542
but no.

420
00:12:21,583 --> 00:12:24,792
You had to have a thank-you,

421
00:12:21,583 --> 00:12:24,792
so you know what?

422
00:12:24,834 --> 00:12:25,667
Here you go!

423
00:12:25,709 --> 00:12:26,917
Thank you!

424
00:12:26,959 --> 00:12:29,291
You're welcome!

425
00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:30,792
I guess we should just

426
00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:30,792
put these on

427
00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:33,917
until we come up

428
00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:33,917
with a plan.

429
00:12:33,959 --> 00:12:36,625
[phone ringing]

430
00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:39,875
Oh, no, it's Mom and Dad.

431
00:12:39,917 --> 00:12:41,750
- Don't answer.

432
00:12:39,917 --> 00:12:41,750
- Well, I have to.

433
00:12:41,792 --> 00:12:43,458
Otherwise,

434
00:12:41,792 --> 00:12:43,458
they'll think something's up.

435
00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:44,542
Something is up.

436
00:12:44,583 --> 00:12:45,792
But they can't know that.

437
00:12:45,834 --> 00:12:48,083
We told them we were going

438
00:12:45,834 --> 00:12:48,083
to Mae's house.

439
00:12:48,125 --> 00:12:50,625
[sighs]

440
00:12:50,667 --> 00:12:51,792
Hey, Dad.

441
00:12:51,834 --> 00:12:54,792
We're just at Mae's

442
00:12:51,834 --> 00:12:54,792
doing stuff with Mae

443
00:12:54,834 --> 00:12:56,208
at Mae's.

444
00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:58,709
Okay, well, we need you

445
00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:58,709
to meet us at Get Sporty!

446
00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:02,750
for the biggest surprise

447
00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:02,750
of your life!

448
00:13:02,792 --> 00:13:04,625
- They're all the same!

449
00:13:02,792 --> 00:13:04,625
- No, they're not.

450
00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:06,875
Shh!

451
00:13:06,917 --> 00:13:09,875
Oh, honey, you must have pressed

452
00:13:06,917 --> 00:13:09,875
video chat.

453
00:13:09,917 --> 00:13:11,583
I'm staring

454
00:13:09,917 --> 00:13:11,583
straight into your ear.

455
00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,625
Can you pull the phone back

456
00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,625
a bit?

457
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,625
[whispers]

458
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,625
She's gonna see we're on a bus.

459
00:13:15,667 --> 00:13:18,083
Did you just say

460
00:13:15,667 --> 00:13:18,083
you're on a bus?

461
00:13:18,125 --> 00:13:23,709
Uh, no, I said,

462
00:13:18,125 --> 00:13:23,709
"Mae's house is full of dust."

463
00:13:23,750 --> 00:13:26,500
Why are you holding the phone

464
00:13:23,750 --> 00:13:26,500
so close to your face?

465
00:13:26,542 --> 00:13:31,500
Uh, Mae's mom doesn't want you

466
00:13:26,542 --> 00:13:31,500
to see her dusty, dusty house.

467
00:13:32,875 --> 00:13:34,125
Uh...

468
00:13:34,166 --> 00:13:35,500
[high-pitched voice]

469
00:13:34,166 --> 00:13:35,500
That's true, Anne.

470
00:13:35,542 --> 00:13:38,750
You know how I like

471
00:13:35,542 --> 00:13:38,750
to keep a clean house.

472
00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:42,792
Uh...

473
00:13:42,834 --> 00:13:44,875
[deep voice]

474
00:13:42,834 --> 00:13:44,875
That's news to me, Evelyn.

475
00:13:44,917 --> 00:13:48,417
It's nothing like my mother's

476
00:13:44,917 --> 00:13:48,417
house, I'll tell you that.

477
00:13:48,458 --> 00:13:50,583
Oh, you like it there

478
00:13:48,458 --> 00:13:50,583
so much?

479
00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:52,250
Why don't you go back there?

480
00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:56,291
At least there

481
00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:56,291
I get three hot meals.

482
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:59,125
Um, got to go.

483
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:59,125
See you at the store.

484
00:13:59,166 --> 00:14:01,166
What the heck was that?

485
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,417
Sounds like

486
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,417
trouble in paradise.

487
00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:05,500
We got to get off this bus.

488
00:14:05,542 --> 00:14:07,834
Hey, I think

489
00:14:05,542 --> 00:14:07,834
we're slowing down.

490
00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:09,417
As soon as the bus stops,

491
00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:11,375
we bolt out of those doors

492
00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:11,375
and go to the store.

493
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:12,000
[brakes hiss]

494
00:14:12,041 --> 00:14:14,458
Go, go, go!

495
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:17,041
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

496
00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:19,583
[boys]

497
00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:19,583
Candace Parker?

498
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,834
Whoa, you said my name

499
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,834
with no Russian accent.

500
00:14:21,875 --> 00:14:26,417
[Russian accent]

501
00:14:21,875 --> 00:14:26,417
Oh, they mean Candace Parker?

502
00:14:26,458 --> 00:14:28,000
Sorry I'm late.

503
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:30,750
I'm so thrilled to finally be

504
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:30,750
meeting From Russia with Funk.

505
00:14:30,792 --> 00:14:34,166
I love seeing you guys bring it

506
00:14:30,792 --> 00:14:34,166
whenever I play in Russia.

507
00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:37,041
[Russian accent]

508
00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:37,041
Um, bring what exactly?

509
00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:39,041
The funk, when you dance.

510
00:14:39,083 --> 00:14:40,750
- [Russian accent] Of course.

511
00:14:39,083 --> 00:14:40,750
- [Russian accent] The funk.

512
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:42,542
[Russian accent]

513
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:42,542
We bring it everywhere.

514
00:14:42,583 --> 00:14:44,250
Well, since we're going to be

515
00:14:42,583 --> 00:14:44,250
working together,

516
00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:45,875
I should probably get to know

517
00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:45,875
your names.

518
00:14:45,917 --> 00:14:48,792
- Uh, Nickski.

519
00:14:45,917 --> 00:14:48,792
- Rickski.

520
00:14:48,834 --> 00:14:50,000
Uh, Dickski.

521
00:14:50,041 --> 00:14:53,875
And Dawn...ski.

522
00:14:53,917 --> 00:14:57,166
Well, since we're almost there,

523
00:14:53,917 --> 00:14:57,166
I should get changed.

524
00:14:57,208 --> 00:15:00,333
This is gonna be

525
00:14:57,208 --> 00:15:00,333
the best workout video ever.

526
00:15:00,375 --> 00:15:04,792
[Russian accent]

527
00:15:00,375 --> 00:15:04,792
Nice to meet me, Candace Parker!

528
00:15:04,834 --> 00:15:07,000
[normal voice]

529
00:15:04,834 --> 00:15:07,000
Wait, wait, wait, workout video?

530
00:15:07,041 --> 00:15:08,291
With funk?

531
00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:11,000
We got to get off this bus.

532
00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:12,208
Too late.

533
00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:13,750
We're moving.

534
00:15:13,792 --> 00:15:18,917
Wow, J.D. McCoy's starts

535
00:15:13,792 --> 00:15:18,917
are smoother than his stops.

536
00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:22,458
[whistling melody]

537
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:23,458
We're here, Anne.

538
00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:25,250
Oh, you are doing great,

539
00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:25,250
honey.

540
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:26,792
You haven't ruined

541
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:26,792
the surprise yet.

542
00:15:26,834 --> 00:15:28,458
Stay Secret-Strong.

543
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:29,458
[both laugh]

544
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:30,625
Okay, here, wait.

545
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:30,625
Take my arm.

546
00:15:30,667 --> 00:15:31,875
Okay.

547
00:15:30,667 --> 00:15:31,875
[clears throat]

548
00:15:31,917 --> 00:15:34,208
Whoa.

549
00:15:31,917 --> 00:15:34,208
[laughs] Whoa.

550
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:35,625
Tom, when I'm blindfolded,

551
00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:36,875
it feels like

552
00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:36,875
you actually have muscles!

553
00:15:36,917 --> 00:15:37,875
[gasps]

554
00:15:37,917 --> 00:15:40,166
That's Lou's arm.

555
00:15:40,208 --> 00:15:41,709
Who's Lou?

556
00:15:42,792 --> 00:15:43,959
He's the guy

557
00:15:42,792 --> 00:15:43,959
I'm working with

558
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,792
and the man

559
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,792
whose biceps you're fondling.

560
00:15:47,959 --> 00:15:49,417
You can stop now.

561
00:15:50,709 --> 00:15:52,750
Harper, it's almost go time.

562
00:15:52,792 --> 00:15:54,583
You promised me

563
00:15:52,792 --> 00:15:54,583
a flawless production,

564
00:15:54,625 --> 00:15:56,208
and you better deliver.

565
00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:57,208
Or?

566
00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:58,417
Else.

567
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,291
[sighs]

568
00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:02,208
Oh, no.

569
00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:05,000
Else is the worst.

570
00:16:05,041 --> 00:16:08,959
[upbeat music]

571
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,667
Okay, listen,

572
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,667
as soon as the bus stops,

573
00:16:10,709 --> 00:16:12,250
we're going to make our move.

574
00:16:12,291 --> 00:16:13,250
[all scream]

575
00:16:13,291 --> 00:16:15,291
[Russian accent]

576
00:16:13,291 --> 00:16:15,291
We are stopped?

577
00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:17,166
Oh, yeah,

578
00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:17,166
I told you,

579
00:16:17,208 --> 00:16:21,709
J.D. McCoy would get you here

580
00:16:17,208 --> 00:16:21,709
smooth-ski and safe-ski.

581
00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:25,125
[Russian accent]

582
00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:25,125
Yes, but where-ski exact-ski?

583
00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:28,667
[slowly]

584
00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:28,667
Colorado.

585
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:32,875
Go, go, go.

586
00:16:32,917 --> 00:16:34,083
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

587
00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:35,834
You guys are in a hurry

588
00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:35,834
to get started, huh?

589
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:39,500
We're shooting the video at

590
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:39,500
a place called Tom's Get Sporty!

591
00:16:39,542 --> 00:16:42,709
You guys ever heard of it?

592
00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:44,834
Yeah, me neither.

593
00:16:44,875 --> 00:16:47,583
Anyways, I'll see you guys

594
00:16:44,875 --> 00:16:47,583
in there.

595
00:16:47,625 --> 00:16:50,875
♪

596
00:16:50,917 --> 00:16:53,542
Oh, I wish

597
00:16:50,917 --> 00:16:53,542
I could wait for the kids, but

598
00:16:50,917 --> 00:16:53,542
here comes the surprise, Anne.

599
00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:55,834
- Take them off. Take them off.

600
00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:55,834
- Okay.

601
00:16:57,834 --> 00:16:59,750
- Is that Candace Parker?

602
00:16:57,834 --> 00:16:59,750
- Yep.

603
00:16:59,792 --> 00:17:02,542
I convinced the director, Lou,

604
00:16:59,792 --> 00:17:02,542
to shoot her workout video

605
00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:03,792
here in the store.

606
00:17:03,834 --> 00:17:05,041
Okay, not only

607
00:17:03,834 --> 00:17:05,041
am I proud of you

608
00:17:05,083 --> 00:17:06,834
for finally pulling off

609
00:17:05,083 --> 00:17:06,834
a surprise,

610
00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:08,834
but this one

611
00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:08,834
is really good.

612
00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:10,917
Dawn is gonna freak out!

613
00:17:10,959 --> 00:17:12,709
I am freaking out.

614
00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:15,458
They're shooting Candace's video

615
00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:15,458
at Dad's store!

616
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,333
How funny is that?

617
00:17:17,375 --> 00:17:19,458
You would've met Candace

618
00:17:17,375 --> 00:17:19,458
anyway.

619
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:21,375
What a crazy little world.

620
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:25,250
This must be

621
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:25,250
Dad's big surprise.

622
00:17:25,291 --> 00:17:27,250
The bigger surprise

623
00:17:25,291 --> 00:17:27,250
is when he finds out

624
00:17:27,291 --> 00:17:30,667
From Russia with Funk

625
00:17:27,291 --> 00:17:30,667
is not from Russia

626
00:17:30,709 --> 00:17:32,917
and does not have any funk

627
00:17:32,959 --> 00:17:34,625
and is us.

628
00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:37,667
Well, don't worry.

629
00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:37,667
I got funk.

630
00:17:37,709 --> 00:17:40,709
You got funk like

631
00:17:37,709 --> 00:17:40,709
the real From Russia with Funk?

632
00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:43,709
[hip-hop music]

633
00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:51,667
♪ ♪

634
00:17:53,083 --> 00:17:55,709
Dicky don't got funk

635
00:17:53,083 --> 00:17:55,709
like that funk.

636
00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:57,125
[sighs]

637
00:17:57,166 --> 00:18:00,542
We can't ruin this video

638
00:17:57,166 --> 00:18:00,542
for Mom, Dad, and Candace.

639
00:18:00,583 --> 00:18:02,875
We just have to come clean

640
00:18:00,583 --> 00:18:02,875
and tell them what happened.

641
00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:05,875
Dad always appreciates

642
00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:05,875
our honesty.

643
00:18:05,917 --> 00:18:08,625
And that's how we ended up

644
00:18:05,917 --> 00:18:08,625
on her bus.

645
00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:10,417
- Okay.

646
00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:10,417
- Thank you.

647
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:12,333
You know I always appreciate

648
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:12,333
your honesty.

649
00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:13,333
[Lou]

650
00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:13,333
Harper!

651
00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:15,875
Now get out there and dance.

652
00:18:15,917 --> 00:18:17,583
But, Dad,

653
00:18:15,917 --> 00:18:17,583
we're not Russian dancers.

654
00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:18,792
You want to tell him that?

655
00:18:18,834 --> 00:18:20,208
What is this?

656
00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:21,667
Chocolate sprinkles?

657
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:23,000
I asked

658
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:23,000
for rainbow jimmies.

659
00:18:23,041 --> 00:18:25,667
You're fired.

660
00:18:25,709 --> 00:18:27,458
[all]

661
00:18:25,709 --> 00:18:27,458
Mom?

662
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,542
Sorry, kids,

663
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,542
but you see Lou.

664
00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:31,166
He's just so big and...

665
00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:32,875
muscular and--

666
00:18:32,917 --> 00:18:34,834
We get it, Anne.

667
00:18:36,917 --> 00:18:38,083
Hi, I'm Candace Parker.

668
00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:39,458
Welcome to my workout,

669
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:43,125
where I combine basketball,

670
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:43,125
exercise, and hip-hop,

671
00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:44,834
or as I like to call it,

672
00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:44,834
Hip-Hoop.

673
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,834
No matter what language

674
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,834
you speak,

675
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:48,792
good health translates

676
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:48,792
to good life,

677
00:18:48,834 --> 00:18:52,417
so here to help me

678
00:18:48,834 --> 00:18:52,417
is my favorite dance crew,

679
00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:53,792
From Russia with Funk.

680
00:18:59,417 --> 00:19:01,291
So let's start off

681
00:18:59,417 --> 00:19:01,291
with some basic moves.

682
00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:14,166
Cut!

683
00:19:14,208 --> 00:19:16,834
Oh, he is so loud.

684
00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:18,500
What the heck was that?

685
00:19:18,542 --> 00:19:21,208
You know what,

686
00:19:18,542 --> 00:19:21,208
lose the basketballs.

687
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:22,875
Do what you guys do best.

688
00:19:22,917 --> 00:19:25,750
I hope your hip

689
00:19:22,917 --> 00:19:25,750
is better than your hoop.

690
00:19:25,792 --> 00:19:27,375
[hip-hop music]

691
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:28,792
Dance already!

692
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,291
Ah, please dance!

693
00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:38,250
♪ ♪

694
00:19:56,208 --> 00:19:58,125
Cut!

695
00:20:00,542 --> 00:20:03,917
Did you leave your funk

696
00:20:00,542 --> 00:20:03,917
in Russia?

697
00:20:03,959 --> 00:20:07,667
Nope, they left it

698
00:20:03,959 --> 00:20:07,667
on the side of the road.

699
00:20:07,709 --> 00:20:09,333
Who are you?

700
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,709
[all]

701
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,709
He's J.D. McCoy.

702
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:15,250
And J.D. McCoy always delivers

703
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:15,250
his passengers

704
00:20:15,291 --> 00:20:17,834
smoothly and safely.

705
00:20:17,875 --> 00:20:20,792
These kids are

706
00:20:17,875 --> 00:20:20,792
the real From Russia with Funk.

707
00:20:20,834 --> 00:20:22,125
Who are they?

708
00:20:22,166 --> 00:20:25,458
They're from Boulder

709
00:20:22,166 --> 00:20:25,458
and have no funk at all.

710
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:26,792
Well, no matter who they are,

711
00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:30,542
I got them here

712
00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:30,542
smoothly and safely.

713
00:20:30,583 --> 00:20:32,667
And now I'll be on my way.

714
00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:36,750
Destination unknown.

715
00:20:36,792 --> 00:20:39,166
Actually, I'm just gonna go

716
00:20:36,792 --> 00:20:39,166
wait in the bus.

717
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:45,458
Well, uh, why don't we

718
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:45,458
pick it up from the top?

719
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,917
I don't know what

720
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,917
you and your kids are up to,

721
00:20:47,959 --> 00:20:50,583
but congratulations,

722
00:20:47,959 --> 00:20:50,583
you're ruining Candace's video.

723
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:51,959
[sighs]

724
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:51,959
Dang it.

725
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,250
That's the last thing

726
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,250
I wanted to do.

727
00:20:54,291 --> 00:20:57,208
I'm really, really sorry,

728
00:20:54,291 --> 00:20:57,208
Candace.

729
00:20:57,250 --> 00:21:00,333
Dawn, you don't have

730
00:20:57,250 --> 00:21:00,333
to apologize.

731
00:21:00,375 --> 00:21:01,834
It was our fault.

732
00:21:01,875 --> 00:21:04,583
We ruined our sister's chance

733
00:21:01,875 --> 00:21:04,583
of having lunch with you.

734
00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:06,041
And she really deserved

735
00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:06,041
to win.

736
00:21:06,083 --> 00:21:08,417
She knows more about you

737
00:21:06,083 --> 00:21:08,417
than anybody.

738
00:21:08,458 --> 00:21:10,500
Well, then she knows

739
00:21:08,458 --> 00:21:10,500
I have brothers,

740
00:21:10,542 --> 00:21:12,625
and they ruined a lot of things

741
00:21:10,542 --> 00:21:12,625
for me growing up.

742
00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:14,792
See?

743
00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:14,792
She gets us.

744
00:21:14,834 --> 00:21:17,500
Okay, now that the real dancers

745
00:21:14,834 --> 00:21:17,500
are here,

746
00:21:17,542 --> 00:21:18,667
are we doing this shoot or not?

747
00:21:18,709 --> 00:21:19,917
Pipe down, Lou.

748
00:21:19,959 --> 00:21:21,417
Brothers, am I right?

749
00:21:21,458 --> 00:21:23,208
Wait, he's your brother?

750
00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:24,625
Little brother.

751
00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:25,625
[laughs]

752
00:21:25,667 --> 00:21:27,625
[coughs]

753
00:21:27,667 --> 00:21:28,625
[mouths words]

754
00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:31,041
And he's always butting in.

755
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:32,625
You know what

756
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:32,625
that's like, Dawn.

757
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:34,000
Tell me about it.

758
00:21:34,041 --> 00:21:36,625
What do you say we take five

759
00:21:34,041 --> 00:21:36,625
and go shoot some hoops?

760
00:21:36,667 --> 00:21:39,542
But, Candace,

761
00:21:36,667 --> 00:21:39,542
what about the video shoot?

762
00:21:39,583 --> 00:21:41,250
I'm telling Mom.

763
00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:43,667
Have you ever dunked?

764
00:21:43,709 --> 00:21:45,458
Only cookies in milk.

765
00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:50,166
Well, that was a win-win.

766
00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:51,834
Dawn got to meet her hero,

767
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:54,875
and I actually pulled off

768
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:54,875
a surprise.

769
00:21:54,917 --> 00:21:57,208
[laughs]

770
00:21:54,917 --> 00:21:57,208
You stayed Secret-Strong.

771
00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:59,208
Yeah, I'm gonna do

772
00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:59,208
the same thing for your big

773
00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:59,208
birthday surprise.

774
00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:00,208
- Get this.

775
00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:00,208
- Ooh.

776
00:22:00,250 --> 00:22:02,208
- I got front-row seats--

777
00:22:00,250 --> 00:22:02,208
- Oh.

778
00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:06,375
This is way better

779
00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:06,375
than cookies and milk.

780
00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:12,458
<i>♪ Na na na na na na</i>

781
00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:12,458
<i>na na na na na ♪</i>

782
00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:14,750
<i>♪ Na na na na na na</i>

783
00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:14,750
<i>na na na na na na ♪</i>

784
00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:17,750
<i>[whistling]</i>

785
00:22:17,792 --> 00:22:25,375
♪ ♪

786
00:22:25,417 --> 00:22:27,709
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

787
00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:29,834
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah,</i>

788
00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:29,834
<i>yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

789
00:22:29,875 --> 00:22:30,959
<i>♪ Yeah! ♪</i>

790
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,375
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,</i>

791
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,375
<i>yeah, yeah ♪</i>

792
00:22:32,417 --> 00:22:35,333
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

793
00:22:35,375 --> 00:22:36,375
<i>♪ Yeah! ♪</i>