[rock music]
- Camp Bear Claw, here we come!
Ribbit. Ribbit.
What sound is that?
- The sound a bear makes.
Duh.
No, a bear goes grrr.
Yeah, if the bear
sounds like an elephant.
- Gee, I swear my bag wasn't
this heavy last night.
Aw, chicks.
Always over-packing.
[laughter]
Wait a minute.
What's this astronomy book
doing in my bag?
Ricky?
I have a perfectly
good explanation.
I ran out of room in mine.
That is all.
Ugh!
And what's this?
"Rugged Mud?"
Careful.
That's my jar of dirt.
I'm pretty sure
they have dirt at camp.
But this stuff is pure.
It's never been
on the ground.
It's going from this jar
to my face.
Why would you want
to look dirty?
'Cause girls dig
rugged dudes.
The dirtier
the flirtier.
Nicky, you're already wearing
a first-aid kit.
Yeah, and that's
my second-aid kit. Ow.
The only thing of mine you guys
left in my bag is one shoe.
How am I supposed to
flip without a flop?
Well, it can't be done,
which means now there's
more room for my underwear.
- No way.
You didn't pack
underwear?
I was just gonna
wear yours.
- You're not wearing mine.
- Or mine.
Fine.
Dawn?
All right. I guess another
two more weeks
in these won't matter.
Ugh. Camp is supposed
to be fun.
I can't believe I have to
spend it with you three.
You know what? I am this close
to just staying home.
- Yeah.
- You might as well.
- Maybe you guys
should stay home!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
No one is staying home
except me and your mother.
This is why camp
will be good for you.
You'll be outside,
meet new people, do new things.
You'll hardly know
each other is there.
Okay, let's, uh, start
loading up the car.
- Load it up.
- Okay.
Got it. Got it.
You know what?
Maybe Mom's right.
Maybe we don't need to know
each other at all.
If no one knows us, no one
will know we're related.
That's perfect!
And I can finally see what being
like an only child is like.
So it's agreed. When we get
to camp, we're not related.
Good idea.
Should we quaddle up?
Why would we quaddle up
if we don't know each other?
Yeah, we do.
That's Ricky.
That's Nicky, and--
Oh, we already started.
Good work, strangers.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[whistling melody]
♪ ♪
[rhythmic clapping]
♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Na na na na na-na ♪
♪ Na na na na na-na, hey! ♪
- ♪ One, two ♪
- ♪ Na na na na na-na ♪
♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
[woman over loudspeaker]
Hey, camper bears!
Please check in
at the front desk
and have a bear-y good day!
- Welcome to Camp Bear Claw.
Grrrr.
Names?
- Dawn Harper.
- Ricky Harper.
- Dicky Harper.
- Nicky Harper.
[all]
No relation.
Whatever.
Uh, here are
your bunk assignments.
Now go and have
the adventure of a lifetime.
Grrrr.
Guys, it worked!
For the first time in our lives,
we're not related.
We're not quads.
We're just kids.
[all]
We're free!
I hope Mom and Dad
don't miss us too much.
[both]
We're free!
[laughing]
[dog barking]
Okay, campers, now that you've
got your scheduled activities,
go out there
and have a great day!
Hey, you guys must be
my cabinmates.
I'm Dawn, only child,
as in
absolutely no brothers.
- I'm Sienna.
- I'm McKenna.
And I'm Jenna.
[all]
We're the Ennas.
Okay, so, uh,
what are you guys psyched for?
Archery?
Capture the Flag?
[gasps]
Trust falls?
Here I go!
[thud]
Okay, that was fun.
You know, we got some room to
grow. But what do you want to
do now?
What we always do--
talk about boys!
Yeah, boys are cool,
but have you guys seen
the volleyball court?
Speaking of boys,
did you see Jake?
He got braces
with green brackets
which totally
match his eyes.
Uh, speaking of eyes,
I'm using mine to spy those
archery targets over there.
Who wants to go?
Nah. I'd rather get
a closer look at Jake.
- Me too.
- Boys!
Okay, if you need me,
I'll be at archery...
by myself...
because I'm free.
Aah! Spider!
Bigger spider!
Excuse me. I'm looking
for the counselor
in charge
of camp safety.
Yeah, that'd be me.
You?
The "whatever" guy?
Is that what they're
calling me now?
Whatever.
You all want to go
rock climbing or something?
Yes, but first, I've noticed
a bunch of hazards around camp
that are preventing me
from having fun.
For example, I'd love
to go rock climbing,
but this strap is broken.
- Um...
Good to go.
- Ow!
- Ahh, this is so great, Tom.
- Ha ha!
- No kids! You know, I can't
remember the last time
we got to watch a serious movie
for serious adults.
Yes! So get ready
Chain Saw Leprechaun Two:
Attack of the
Four Leaf Cleaver.
[imitates knife slashing]
[laughs]
Here we go.
[children shouting playfully
on TV]
Oh, no.
Oh, no, Anne.
Chain Saw Leprechaun's
going to a kids' party.
[gasps]
This is starting off strong.
No, it's the wrong DVD.
This is the quad's fifth
birthday party.
Oh, let's turn it off.
We're supposed to be
in a kid-free zone.
But wait. Wait. Look at their
cute little five-year-old faces
all covered in cake.
Aw.
But you're right, we--
we shouldn't be watching this.
No, no, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait!
- This is the part where Dicky
breaks his animal sounds wheel.
- Oh, yeah!
Oh--All right,
here's where he plays with it.
[man on TV]
The frog says, cock-a-doodle-do!
[Dicky]
Look, Mommy, I'm learning.
Oh, it's so cute the way he used
to do the wrong animal sounds.
He must have been so confused
when you finally told him.
I thought you told him.
No.
You're Lilly, right?
I'm Dicky.
Rugged only child.
Raised by wolves.
Moooo!
You know
that's a cow, right?
Well, I don't want to have
our first fight,
so let's just
"moooove" one.
You're so rugged.
Look at that dirt.
We don't stand a chance
against your muscles.
Let me see you flex
those bad boys.
Pull!
Yes! We win!
You "mooze."
She's so into me.
At last we meet,
giant telescope.
And the legends are true!
You are real,
and you are spectacular.
Where do you think you're going,
little dipper?
I just wanted to peak through
the largest telescope
I've ever had access to.
Whoa. Slow your roll,
Stephen Gawking.
Who says you have access?
Okay, I think we got off
on the wrong foot.
Ricky Harper, only child.
The telescope's
for returning campers only.
So make a U-turnicus,
tiny Copernicus.
[both laugh]
Does the fact
that I understand that enough
to be hurt by it help my case?
[woman over loudspeaker]
Attention, little bears.
Campfire s'mores hour
has begun.
So grab your chocolate,
marshmallows,
and graham crackers.
Oh, hey, Ennas!
I missed you
at canoeing earlier.
I was the only one
in the canoe,
so I mostly just paddled
in circles.
[laughs]
Circles.
Ooh, check out the new boy
over there.
He's so rugged.
Who, him?
He's not rugged at all.
He's wearing dirt from a jar
he brought from home.
Wait. How do you know
what he brought from home?
Home? W-who said "home"?
I didn't say "home."
Yeah, you did.
It's like he's your brother
or something.
Brother? I told you,
I'm an only child!
Then how do you know
so much about him?
Um, because...
he's, um...
Are you crushing
on him?
Is he your boyfriend?
Oh, my gosh, that would
be so cool.
We would totally do
camp activities with you
if you brought
your boyfriend along.
You would?
Why?
Because even though we talk
about boys at camp a lot,
we never actually talk
to any of them.
- She's afraid.
- So are you!
[both]
So is he your boyfriend?
Well, the truth is...
Say yes, and we'll go
canoeing with you.
Yes, Dicky is my boyfriend!
[Ennas]
Yay!
[Ennas giggling]
OMG, you and Dicky--
biggest camp news ever!
You know, you know,
probably not ever.
You know, I'm sure there's
been other things.
You know what? Let's talk
about it in the canoe.
Uh, ca-no.
First, introduce us.
Oh, I would, but he looks
kind of busy.
Even more reason. You don't
want Lilly crashing your crush.
Get in there!
Don't be scared
of rattlesnakes.
You can always hear them coming
by the sound they make.
Baaa. Baaa.
You know
that's a sheep, right?
Hey, you!
Stay away from my...
boyfriend.
[both]
Boyfriend?
Yes, and, uh,
these are the Ennas!
Everybody's met?
Great!
- But I'm--
- Excuse us.
Boyfriend?
Wow. My jar dirt
is working too good.
No!
Look, I know
this is crazy,
but I need you to pretend
you're my boyfriend
so these girls will actually do
camp stuff with me.
But I want to do camp stuff
with Lilly.
Do this for me, and I'll stop
kicking you in the shins.
You're not kicking me
in the shins.
Ow, ow, ow!
Okay, okay, okay, fine!
Oh, hey!
We're just playing shinsies.
Cute.
Let us take your picture,
so we can totally post it
and tell all our friends
we have a friend
who has a boyfriend.
Put your arms
around each other. It'll look
super cute.
Get closer.
Touch cheeks!
[camera shutter clicks]
Let's go post it.
- Oh, come on.
- Why would you do this?
Trust me,
you can do worse.
[playing harmonica]
♪ ♪
Um, Safety Counselor Ty?
Shouldn't you be tending
to that alarmingly large fire?
Who cares, when the fire
in my heart is out forever?
Oh, Daphne!
[plays harmonica]
Wait. Loudspeaker Daphne
dumped you?
That's why you don't care
about camp safety.
You got to snap out of it!
[sighs]
Man, why should I listen to you?
You don't know what it's like
to be burned by love.
If it's anything like
being burned
by an out-of-control fire,
we're all about to know
what that's like.
[sobbing]
[playing harmonica off-key]
Whoa! That new girl Dawn
has a boyfriend!
Nah.
Yeah. It's the guy
with the long hair.
Nah.
I think his name
is Dicky.
[gasps]
Nah.
The one who does those wildly
inaccurate animal impressions.
No!
There's no way any of that Dawn
and Dicky stuff is true.
That's impossible.
There's something horribly wrong
with these.
They only see evil!
You're just jealous like
the rest of us.
We all have
a crush on Dawn.
Hey! If we let that Dicky guy
use our telescope,
do you think
he'd bring her?
Wait a minute.
Just because Dawn is his...
girlfriend, you'd let him
use the telescope?
- Totally.
- Yeah.
Someone missing
the kids over there?
What?
Who, me someone? No.
No, I'm enjoying every second
of our kid-free time.
Oh. So all those pancakes
are just for the two of us.
[sighs]
Fine. I admit it.
I miss those
cute little stinkers.
Eh, me too.
Why don't we just get
out of the house
and go for a nice drive?
And visit them?
No. There's
no parents allowed.
Let's just hop in the minivan
and see where the day takes us.
That's so weird.
The day took us to the woods
right outside the kids' camp.
[laughs, imitates explosion]
Okay, campers, it's time
for Extreme Hide-and-Seek.
[all cheering]
So...
I heard you and
our brother are an item.
Shh! It's all pretend
to get my cabinmates
to do activities with me.
Camp is finally
starting to be fun.
Well, camp won't be
fun for me
till I get to use
that telescope.
So I'm gonna need you to drop
the Dicky
and get with the Ricky.
Hey, guys?
Are the rumors true?
Yes, Dicky
is Dawn's boyfriend.
Whoa!
I was talking about the
camp sunscreen being expired...
but this is much more
disturbing.
It's all fake, Nicky.
Yeah, but she's about to fake
break up with him to be with me.
Um, no I'm not, Ricky.
I'm perfectly happy
in my current fake situation.
Ooh, fake breakup.
That's how I can
get through to Ty.
This may be playing
with fire,
but it's safer than
playing with fire.
So, if anyone asks,
you're my ex-girlfriend,
and you broke my heart.
Thanks, sis.
There's my boo
from cabin two.
Ew. What happened
to your face?
According to the warning label
on my jar of dirt,
it's probably a fungus.
Is it really noticeable?
Yeah, a little bit.
Forget that.
Lilly saw us making
dream catchers,
and now she's totally jealous.
Couple more camp activities
together,
and I can dump you
and upgrade to a girl
who's not my sister.
Okay, this is
the worst hiding spot ever.
There's the cutest
couple at camp!
- [gasps] Aah!
- Nasty!
Dump him now!
Dicky, it's over.
It's not you. It's your face.
She's already moved on
to the Rickster.
Who?
Me, I'm the Rickster.
And we're very happy.
Now we know somebody
who's had two boyfriends.
Picture!
[camera shutter clicks]
Ty?
Are you slow-dancing
with Daphne's microphone
taped to a broom?
No.
[laughs] Yeah.
No. Yeah.
No, no.
[laughs] Maybe.
No. Yeah.
Listen, man, you don't know
what it's like
to be crushed by an angel.
You're wrong. I've also
been crushed by an angel.
You may know her as...
Camper Dawn.
The one that was
with Camper Dicky
but is now
with Camper Ricky?
She's what?
No, see, that doesn't
even bother me.
You know
how I got over her?
I focused
on other things...
like camp safety,
and you should too.
Yeah. You know,
maybe you're right.
[sighs]
Maybe I should, Camper Nicky,
and just forget
about how Daphne
was the greatest thing
that ever happened to me.
I was?
Daphne?
Ty?
- Daphne.
- Oh, Ty.
Thank you so much.
You've made me so happy, and now
I'm gonna make you happy.
Great. You're gonna start
focusing on camp safety?
No. I'm gonna get you
and Camper Dawn back together.
Oh, please don't.
[all giggling]
Um, Ricky-pie?
How much longer are
you gonna be?
Patience, Dawny-cakes.
It's still not dark enough
to see Ursa Major
or Cassiopeia.
[Ty on loudspeaker]
Camper Dawn, please report
to Bear Claw Point.
Yes!
Cassio-see ya!
Uh, Nicky,
what's going on?
This might sound strange,
but for the safety of everyone
at camp,
you need to dump Ricky and fake
get back together with me.
They're flowers.
[gasps]
Oh, this has to stop!
There you are.
I need you back.
Lilly won't pay attention to me
unless I'm hanging out with you.
[coughs]
Dawn's already taken...
by the Rickster.
Who?
Me, I'm the Rickster.
No, she's mine.
[boys grunting]
Dawn is mine!
I need her way more than you do!
Hey, those are my flowers!
[all shouting]
Where is this camp?
Ugh. I hope we're not lost.
Don't worry. I'm leaving
a trail of pancakes
so we can find
our way back.
[children arguing]
Wait, wait.
I hear kids arguing.
- [gasps] We must be close!
- Shh!
Remember,
no parents allowed.
So be quiet
with your big loud feet.
Aaah!
- Are you okay?
- Yes. Yeah.
- Okay.
- I think I'm okay.
- You sure?
- Wow.
Aaaah!
Oh! Wow!
That stick hates me.
Aaah!
[grunts]
Aaah!
No!
Why do I keep walking into--
Aaah!
No!
Are you doing this
on purp--
Aaaah!
Uh, what was that?
Well, if I've learned anything
since my fifth birthday...
[Tom yelling]
- That's an elephant!
- It's a bear!
[all]
Bear!
Whatever!
Either way, I'm running!
[children]
Bear!
Bear? And we have a trail
of pancakes leading right to us.
- Oh, no! Bears love pancakes!
- I know!
[screaming]
Okay, all right, all right,
you know what they say.
The best way to scare off a bear
is to act like a bear.
[growling]
- Guys! Guys, stop!
I can't run anymore.
Do any of you know
the way back to camp?
[boys]
No!
Great.
We're lost.
[Tom growling]
I can't believe this is
our first camp experience.
I just wanted to do camp stuff
and have fun.
Me too. I know we all get on
each other's nerves sometimes,
but I have to admit,
camp was hard without you.
And dangerous!
And I wish I packed
more underwear.
None of this
would have happened
if we'd just told the truth.
You know what?
I'm proud to say it loud.
I'm your sister,
and you're my brothers!
[Ennas]
Ewwwww!
[all]
Hey, everyone.
Uh, so--so your brothers
are your boyfriends?
It's not what
it sounds like.
Yeah, we're definitely
not her brothers.
[growling]
[all]
Mom? Dad?
Oh. This isn't
the outlet mall.
[laughs]
You kids know your dad.
He never wants to ask
for directions.
Hey, hey,
where am I?
So you really are
brothers and sister?
Yes.
These are my brothers.
So what do you say?
Can we all just forget
that we lied and start over?
[all]
No.
Okay, you guys had enough camp
for the summer?
- All set.
- Let's go.
We'll explain in the car.
Okay.
Follow the pancakes!
We'll explain
in the car.
[Tom]
Hey, where'd
all the pancakes go?
[bear growls]
Elephant!
♪ Na na na na na na
na na na na na ♪
♪ Na na na na na na
na na na na na na ♪
[whistling]
♪ ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪