♪
- And what's in here?
[gasps]
Oh, look.
A tiny toy soldier.
Candy!
Pretty marble.
- Pretty marble.
Didn't see that coming.
- Can't you watch
those dumb egg-opening videos
you're obsessed with
in the kitchen?
- They're called Wunder Eggs,
and I'm not obsessed.
I can stop anytime I want.
- Three balloons.
- Can that time be now?
- It could be.
- A tiny dinosaur.
- But it won't be.
- Dawn, can you tell Ricky
how weird he is?
- I've got this, Dawn.
Ricky, you're weird.
- Nicky, you know you're not
supposed to use Mom's bathrobe
when she's out.
You're gonna get us
all in trouble.
Ricky, back me up here.
- Dawn's right.
- Okay, well, none of us are
supposed to be eating junk food.
So you're gonna get us
in trouble.
Dicky, back me up here.
- Nicky's right.
- Well, Mom told you, you can't
play any more video games today.
Dawn, back me up here.
- Look, I'd love to,
but I'm already backing up
Dicky from yesterday
when he backed me up.
- But you owe me a back-up.
Nicky, back me up here.
- Sorry, can't.
Part of my back-up
with Dawn yesterday
was that I can't
back you up today.
- What?
- Hold on, back up.
- Are you asking me
to back you up?
- No, I'm telling you
to back up.
For someone who just
took a bath, you stink.
- That's lavender.
- Well, it's disgusting.
Guys, back me up.
- both: It's true.
- You can't back him up!
You both owe me back-ups.
- No, we don't.
- You owe me a back-up.
[overlapping shouting]
- Why would I want
to back you up?
- Seriously?
We can't leave you guys
for two minutes.
- We just went to the Hickmans'
to borrow an egg.
- Ooh.
- My egg.
- And we come back,
and you guys are arguing.
You know, I thought we agreed
we were gonna have
a more harmonious household.
- What?
- We did?
- We never agreed to that.
- It was two minutes ago
when we left
for the Hickmans'!
Tom, back me up on this.
- I can't back you up.
I owe the kids a back-up
from that time I scratched
your car backing up.
- What, you scratched my car?
- No, I didn't.
Kids, back me up here.
- No, he didn't.
- He's an excellent driver.
- The bumper
always looked like that.
- Hey, where'd my egg go?
- Sorry, I--
I had to see what was inside.
[upbeat music]
- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na,
na, na, na, na, na ♪
[whistling]
♪ ♪
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
- ♪ Hey! ♪
♪ One, two ♪
- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
[cheerful music]
- I wonder what this
family meeting is about.
- I don't know,
maybe it's to tell you
to chew gum louder!
- Oh, I'm sorry.
I couldn't hear you
over your clickity-clackity
over there.
Why do you even have a pen?
- The cover the sound
of his toe cracking.
- I'm only doing that
to cover the sound
of his nose whistle.
- It's seasonal!
You can survive until fall.
- Kids, your mother and I
have noticed
you've been acting
worse than...usual.
- What gave you that idea?
- Just a hunch.
- Release.
Look, it's obvious that you guys
are a little more stressed out
because of homework and chores,
but you can't take it out
on each other.
- So we were thinking
that if we could just
alleviate that stress,
then you guys would fight less
and create a more
harmonious household.
- Which is why we got you this.
Your Own
Computerized Optimizer.
all: YOCO!
- This is amazing.
- So you know what it is?
- Of course we know
what YOCO is.
- Yeah, she can play music
and turn on lights for you.
- Look stuff up for you online.
- Read me books so
Ricky doesn't have to.
- Plus, she's a learning robot.
The more she listens,
the smarter she gets.
- Exactly, and we've synced her
up with every room in the house.
- Check it out, she can even
turn on the dishwasher.
YOCO, turn on the dishwasher.
- Dishwasher on.
all: Ooh.
- Cool, now I'll
never have to learn
how to run the dishwasher.
- It's two buttons!
- Don't tell me which two.
I don't want to know.
- Okay, kids, enjoy YOCO.
Your father and I have to go to
the store to do some inventory,
so you're on your own.
- We are?
- Really?
- Yeah, we trust you.
- You do?
- Us?
- Yes, you know the rules.
No more video game
or tablet usage.
No junk food.
No using my bathroom.
- What about--
- Or a bathrobe.
And no fighting.
- Anne, are you sure
we should trust the kids?
- Absolutely not.
The only reason I bought YOCO
was so that we can monitor
the kids while we're gone.
- Oh, you're not gonna
monitor me, are you?
- I don't know.
Do you need to be monitored?
- No.
Yes.
- Let's go.
- Did they really
just leave us alone?
- Worst parenting move ever.
- Wait.
Before we all go off to do
everything they said
we shouldn't do,
is there any chance
this could be a trap?
all: Nah.
[upbeat music]
- YOCO, stream today's
Wunder Egg video on my tablet.
- Streaming now.
- Ooh, what's in here?
Malted milk ball.
Fish hook.
- YOCO, turn up the TV.
[video game sound effects]
- YOCO, mute TV.
- YOCO, unmute TV.
- YOCO, mute TV.
- YOCO, unmute TV.
- YOCO, mute TV.
- YOCO, unmute TV.
- YOCO, mute TV.
- YOCO, unmute TV.
- YOCO, mute TV.
- Chocolate.
Marshmallow.
Whipped cream.
And caramel.
What?
It's not junk food.
I'm gonna put fruit on it.
Strawberry...
ice cream.
- Mute TV!
- Unmute TV!
- YOCO, why is it
so hot in here?
All my ice cream is melting.
- Nicky Harper turned
house temperature
to 95 degrees.
- That's insane.
YOCO, turn house temperature
down to 70 degrees.
- YOCO, 95.
- YOCO, 70.
- Why would you want it
to be 95 degrees?
- 'Cause I didn't
want it to be cold
when I got out of the bath.
- Nicky, Mom told you not
to use her bathroom,
and you better not be using up
all her expensive shampoo.
- Hey, relax, it's not like...
Ow! YOCO.
...I finished the shampoo.
- Finished the shampoo.
Ordering more.
- Wait, what just happened?
- I think Nicky just made YOCO
order more shampoo.
- Ordering more shampoo.
- Great, now you just
made YOCO order two shampoos.
- Ordering two shampoos.
- Great, now you just made
YOCO order four shampoos.
- Ordering four shampoos.
- Guys, stop, nobody say,
"YOCO, order more shampoo,"
because every time you say,
"YOCO, order more shampoo,"
she orders more shampoo,
and if we keep saying it,
we're accidentally gonna make
YOCO order 50 shampoos.
- Ordering 50 shampoos.
all: Nooooo!
[upbeat music]
- 91, 92...
[phone chimes]
- 93.
- Oh, YOCO alert.
- Oh, ladder!
- Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I'll check it after
you finish counting these.
- One, two...
[phone chimes]
three, four,
five, six...
Oh! My phone!
- Whoa!
Ladder!
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Anne, Anne, do you really
need to think about this?
- Okay.
- No, no, that's a $500 phone!
You save that phone!
- Thank you!
[upbeat music]
- Is there anything in there
about unordering shampoo?
- No.
- Then we should probably
have YOCO order, like,
50 conditioners.
- Ordering, like,
50 conditioners.
all: Dicky!
- Look, when all
this stuff shows up,
Mom and Dad are gonna know
that you guys ordered it.
- Us?
You ordered some, too.
- No, I didn't.
- Yeah, you did.
Guys, back me up here.
- I can't.
I'm all backed up on back-ups.
- Me too.
- Fine, YOCO, back me up here.
- No need.
I back up everything.
- What do you mean by,
you back up everything?
- I logged every activity
that happened this evening.
- YOCO, report activities
for the last four hours.
- Tablet usage, 217 minutes.
- This is a very bad report.
- Well, at least
she has no idea
what I was doing
in the kitchen.
- Actually, it says here
that YOCO can record audio
up to 40 feet.
- Dawn Harper said...
- Chocolate.
Marshmallow.
Whipped cream.
And caramel.
What?
It's not junk food.
Where is her mouth?
...strawberry.
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
[upbeat music]
- There's gotta be
something in that manual
that can help us
get out of this mess.
- Here we go.
All we have to do is reset her.
It'll wipe her entire
report of the night.
- Okay.
- Great. YOCO, reset yourself.
- I cannot do that
without a password.
- [sighs]
- Uh...
Oh, hopefully Dad
set the password.
He uses the same one
for everything.
- Okay.
all: Tomsgetpasswordy.
- Password correct.
- Yes
- Nice!
- System reset.
- Now we can replace her report
with boring stuff
that'll trick Mom and Dad.
- Dicky, she heard that.
- YOCO, reset again.
Password, Tomsgetpasswordy.
- System reset.
- Okay, now we can replace--
all: Dicky!
- I just don't think--
- Anne, I think we're
in the wrong house.
- Why, Father,
is it so hard to believe
that your children
could be getting along?
- "Why Father"?
- Why, Mother, do I detect
a doubting tone?
- Uh, why, Son, you do.
YOCO, read me
the nightly report.
- Video game and tablet usage,
zero.
12 algebra equations checked.
One hour of Spanish translated.
Two questions asked.
"What is
the Louisiana Purchase?"
And, "How far
can a llama spit?"
- What?
I wanted to know.
- So what's the answer?
- Well, back in 1803,
the United States--
- No, no, no,
the important one.
- Ten to fifteen feet
with pinpoint accuracy.
- Impressive.
Wow, looks like YOCO really does
create a harmonious household.
- It also looks like
we'll be able to leave you guys
alone again tomorrow night
while we finish inventory.
Look, I am really proud
of you guys.
Great job.
- This is awesome.
Our plan is going perfectly.
[doorbell chimes]
Oh, I'll get it.
- I've got 50 bottles
of shampoo.
- Bushes!
- What about the, like,
50 bottles of conditioner?
- Bush-es.
- Who was that?
- The Bushes.
They just moved in next door
and wanted to say hi.
Nice family.
- Well, we should say hi back.
- No, no, no, no, no.
They've been moving all day.
They're really tired.
- Oh, well, I guess
the Bushes are bushed.
[laughter]
- Good one, Dad.
Still got it.
- Well, I guess there's no
beating around the Bushes.
Lost it.
- I can't believe we actually
got away with it.
[knocking at door]
- And, uh, where do you
want me to put the llama?
[llama grunts]
- What?
I needed to see for myself.
[llama spits]
Impressive!
[llama grunts]
[cheerful music]
- Okay, we are off
to finish inventory.
- Remember, kids,
behave yourselves.
YOCO's watching.
- Of course.
- We're good kids.
- You can trust us.
- Yokey-dokey.
Okay, we have three hours
to do whatever we want
before we have to rest YOCO.
Indoor dodgeball.
- Lame.
Indoor dodgeball...
on roller skates.
- Lame!
Indoor dodgeball
on roller skates...
with buckets on our heads.
Do I hear a "lame"?
[llama grunts]
No, I said "a lame."
- Nope.
- We're good.
- Hold on, we can't play roller
skate bucket-head dodgeball
in here.
We'll break stuff.
Ricky, back me up here.
- No way!
This is the first time
I've ever gotten you all
to want to do something
without getting a "lame."
Now if you'll excuse me,
there's a pickle bucket
in the garage
with my name on it.
No seriously, I wrote
my name on a pickle bucket.
- Guys, I know
we can reset YOCO,
but if we break something
Mom and Dad will find out.
- So what if we put all
the breakables in a safe place?
Would that make you
feel better?
- Yes, it would.
- And that should do it.
Time to suit up.
- Hold on.
- Is caution tape
really necessary?
- Yes.
You can never be too safe.
[glass shattering]
- Ohh.
- Not the--
[all groaning]
- Well, at least
we didn't break the--
[loud crash]
Ooh!
- Well, should we get
a round in
before we clean
all this up?
- No!
What are we gonna do
about all this stuff?
- Uh...
- YOCO, how fast can we order
enough glue to fix all this?
[doorbell chimes]
- Whoa.
- Someone ordered
a box of Wunder Eggs?
Maybe there's glue
in one of the eggs?
Slowly, slowly.
Enjoy it.
- Aren't you gonna help us?
- No, I just like to watch.
- ♪ Ohh-ohh, hey,
ohh-ohh-ohh ♪
- There.
Everything is glued
back together.
- Good thing Dad had
all that model train glue.
- Now Mom and Dad
will never know.
- But she still does.
- That's not gonna be
a good report.
- There's not going
to be a report.
YOCO, reset yourself.
Password, Tomsgetpasswordy.
- Password incorrect.
all: What?
- Someone must have
reset her password.
- YOCO, who reset your password?
- Anne Harper.
- When did Mom
reset the password?
- We're good kids.
- You can trust us.
- Yokey-dokey.
- We need to reset
the password.
- What?
- 'Cause there is a llama
in out bougainvillea.
[llama spits]
Oh!
- What are we gonna do now?
We can't reset YOCO
without the password.
Oh, she's gonna tell
Mom and Dad we--
- Shh.
She can hear you.
Boy, am I hungry.
- Me too.
- Time for a snack.
- Whoo-hoo!
- All right!
- Yeah, food!
- Yummy food.
- Yes.
- Ha ha! Ha ha!
Okay, emergency Quaddle.
- What, we're not eating?
- Okay, this is not good.
When Mom and Dad come home
and ask YOCO for a report,
we're gonna be so busted.
- Yeah, that little nerd box
knows too much.
- Which means
it's either us or her.
- We've gotta get rid of YOCO.
- Get rid of YOCO.
[all scream]
Ahhh. Ahhh.
- She's mocking us.
[upbeat music]
♪
- Okay, everybody calm down.
She's just a robot.
- A robot that can learn.
- But still, it's not like
you-know-who
is smart enough to know
that we are trying
to you-know-what.
- Danger detected.
Entering safe mode.
Oh, look over there.
- She knows we're trying
to you-know-what!
- Get her!
- [yells]
- Oh.
- I've got her, I've got her!
I don't got her.
- I got her!
Okay, here's what
we're gonna do.
First, we get rid of YOCO,
and then one of us
will buy a new one
at the store in the morning.
- But then what are we gonna do
when Mom and Dad
come home tonight
and see there's no YOCO?
- I have got a plan
for that, too.
- I don't believe this,
guess how much a new YOCO is.
- $500?
- Way too high.
It's a smart home device.
- $50.
- Way too low.
It's a smart home device.
- 200.
- Warmer.
- 300.
- Colder.
- I am 250.
- That wasn't colder.
They're both off by 50.
So they should be
the same temperature.
- I get to say
what the temperature is.
- Okay, guys, focus.
Mom and Dad
are gonna be home soon.
So we need to get rid
of YOCO now.
- That's easy.
Safe mode this.
YOCO, turn the dishwasher on.
- No.
- I command you.
Turn the dishwasher on.
- No.
- On.
- No.
- On.
- No.
- Fine, I'll do it myself.
Anybody know how
to turn this thing on?
- I got this.
Power on.
- Power off.
- Power on.
- Power off.
- Power on.
- Power off.
- Power...off.
- Nice try.
- Dang it!
We need a new plan.
- Power on.
- I sure hope YOCO
doesn't come outside
and overhear our next plan
to get rid of her.
- Here she comes.
- Okay, here's the plan.
We're gonna do...this.
- Bury her!
- Warning,
this may harm my system.
- That's what you get!
- Snitches end up in ditches!
- That should do it.
- Perfect.
No one's ever gonna know
she's here.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- What did she say?
- Yes.
- Why, Father, Mother,
you're home.
- Why does YOCO
have a sweater on?
- She was chilly.
- Okay, YOCO,
give me the nightly report.
- The children played quietly,
breaking no rules or items
of any kind.
Then Ricky was kind enough
to knit me this beautiful cozy.
End of report.
- That's what happened.
- Something's not right.
- Yeah, YOCO sounds
an awful lot like Ariana Grande.
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.
- No, I don't.
- Yes...
[gasps]
...you do.
- No, I don't.
- [sighs]
What's going on here?
Where's YOCO?
- No idea.
- Beats me.
- No clue.
- Kids.
- Maybe she ran away.
We are pretty annoying.
- Or maybe she's right here.
- Yay, Squishy found her.
- YOCO, why are you
covered in dirt?
- Dicky Harper said...
- Snitches end up in ditches!
- Dicky.
- It was an accident.
- Nicky Harper said...
- Bury her!
- Okay, YOCO,
run a full report.
- Activity report.
List of items broken.
Vase, statue, picture frame,
grandma's candlesticks...
- Where is her mouth?
- Fighting, lying,
breaking things?
Fighting about lying
about breaking things?
- Using all my choo-choo glue?
- This can't happen again.
Every time we leave the house,
you guys fight
and destroy things.
- Well, on the plus side,
we finally stopped fighting
when we had to get rid
of YOCO.
- Well, this should teach you
not to take sides
against each other
and to all learn
to back each other up.
- Yeah, and when
we leave the house,
you guys have got to
back us up, too.
- Exactly, just like whenever
your mom leaves the house,
I have her back.
- Yes.
- Her rules are my rules.
- Really?
YOCO, play back what happened
after breakfast this morning.
- Tom Harper said...
- Come on, Dawn.
Let's have some ice cream.
I know Mom said
not until after breakfast,
so let's put some bacon on it.
- Nice, Tom.
Okay, well, at least I always
have your dad's back.
- Really?
YOCO, play audio
from when I was watching
Wunder Egg video 14,
seven minutes, 22 seconds in.
- Anne Harper said...
- I know your father
said no more egg videos,
but, ah, just one more.
- Where is her mouth?
Shh.
- both: She's got to go.
- Good luck getting rid of her.
She's pretty indestructible.
- Pfft, fire up
the wood chipper, Anne.
- Leaving safe mode.
Entering self-defense mode.
- Self-defense mode?
What's that?
[electrical surge]
- Ahhh!
She shocked me!
[electricity surging]
Oh, she's angry!
[overlapping shouting]
- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
[whistling]
♪ ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ Yeah! ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ Yeah! ♪