[upbeat rock music]
- Presenting Dicky's double
surprise... meatloaf.
- That's a chicken.
- Surprise!
- [coughs]
That tastes like meatloaf.
- Double surprise!
- Why did we let him cook again?
- So, while this cools,
how's school going?
You guys excited
about graduating?
- Oh, well, graduation's
cool and all,
but we are way more psyched
about our Sayonara Stunt.
- The outgoing class
does a stunt at the end
of the school year so their
legacy will be remembered.
- Oh, we know what
a Sayonara Stunt is.
- We invented that term
30 years ago
when we were on
the Stunt Committee at Edgewood.
- Wait, no way! We're on that
Stunt Committee, too!
- Oh, that's fantastic!
- Oh, how cool!
- We're so excited!
Our first meeting is tonight
and we wanna do
something awesome.
Like the Butt Bench.
- See, a long time ago,
the school had just put
a new concrete bench
in the front entryway.
- Then, two anonymous kids
left their butt prints
in the wet cement.
- And they've been there
ever since.
- Oh, we know
what the Butt Bench is.
In fact, does this ring a bell?
Ding-a-ling-a-ling.
- That's right.
You guys, our behinds
are the behinds left behind
on the Butt Bench.
[gasping]
- [laughs]
- You guys are legends.
How come you never
told us before?
- Oh, we didn't tell anybody.
Not everyone approved
of the stunt.
- You have no idea
how hard it's been,
keeping it to ourselves.
- [laughs]
- It's like a crushing weight
on our chest.
I mean, it's so good to finally
tell someone.
But don't tell anyone!
- Wow, I hope our stunt
can last as long as yours did.
- Aw, thanks, honey.
It warms my heart to know
that our gluteus made maximus
impressions on your lives.
- Oh, no, that's a good one.
- Right?
[laughter]
- Well, it's too bad
they're getting rid of it.
- The bench?
What? Why?
- Well, they're remodeling
the whole front of the school
next week and the bench
is the first thing to go.
- Apparently,
it's a health hazard.
Every time it rains, the butt
puddles bring mosquitoes.
- No, they can't just
destroy history.
I won't stand for it.
- You'll have to, Anne.
There'll be no bench.
- Oh, well,
the School Beautification Board
is meeting tonight.
You can go and see if you can
change their minds.
- Yeah, and give us a ride
to our meeting.
We've got a Sayonara Stunt
of our own to plan.
- Okay, but first, Dicky worked
very hard on a nice meal for us.
So let's eat.
- Thanks, Mom.
Bone apple teeth, everybody.
- It's bon appétit.
- No.
Bone, apple, teeth.
It's all in there.
- Or we could just go now.
- Yeah, let's go.
- Let's...yeah, yeah.
[upbeat music]
♪♪
- There it is.
- Hm.
- The Butt Bench.
- We have to
save our legacy, Tom.
[mosquitoes buzzing]
- Hopefully ours won't attract
as many mosquitoes.
- Run!
[upbeat music]
- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na,
na, na, na, na, na ♪
[whistling]
♪ ♪
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
- ♪ Hey! ♪
♪ One, two ♪
- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
♪ ♪
- This is it.
For the rest of our lives,
we'll remember this as the night
we planned history.
- I'll remember it as the night
I left the house
without my underwear on.
- You don't have underwear on?
- Oh.
[scoffs] I do.
Just not mine.
- Not important.
Unless it's mine.
Is it mine?
I don't wanna know.
Yes, I do.
No, I don't.
Let's just focus
on coming up with a stunt
that sticks it to the man.
Is it mine?
It's mine.
- All right, students.
Let's get this meeting started.
- Wait, what's Principal Tarian
doing here?
I thought Natlee was in charge.
- He's overseeing the committee.
- Now, I know
you're all excited.
I was, too, when I sat in this
very room all those years ago
and planned my class'
Sayonara Stunt.
[chuckles]
Ah.
The infamous immense signature
of '87.
Who doesn't remember
that one, huh?
[all disagreeing]
- Of course, you all know it
as the Butt Bench.
[all agreeing]
- Well, it wasn't always
the Butt Bench.
First, I wrote "Class of '87"
in the cement
and it was beautiful.
Until two anonymous hooligans
sat on it
and wiped out our
classy class legacy
with their felonious tushies.
- Did you ever figure out
who was behind it?
[laughter]
- Yeah, did you ever
get to the bottom of it?
- No.
- So you never
cracked the case?
- Ah, you must be really bummed.
- This is exactly what I don't
like about the Butt Bench!
And so this year's stunt doesn't
get out of hand like that one,
I'm providing you with a list of
approved stunts to choose from.
- Wait, what?
This is lame.
All of us wearing buttons
to the dedication ceremony
that says "Class of '17."
How is that even a stunt?
- [laughs]
You'll be wearing them...
[laughs]
Upside down.
- I was thinking more like
when you're making your speech,
we slowly lower a wig
on your head.
- No.
- Okay, I don't think you heard
the slowly part.
- I did.
- Did you hear the wig part?
- Pick off
the Sayonara Stunt list,
or you will all be saying,
"Konnichiwa" to summer school.
That's Japanese for "hello."
Good-bye.
Which is English for "sayonara."
I'm leaving.
- Okay, everyone,
take a look at the list.
- We're not really gonna pick
off this list, are we?
- [scoffs] I don't wanna go to
summer school.
- Summer school?
So not cool.
- Some of this stuff
isn't so bad.
- Upside down buttons?
Adopting a dove and naming it
Principal Taradove?
Come on!
This is your chance
to leave
an unforgettable legacy.
How do you want to
be remembered?
- As a kid who didn't have to
go to summer school.
[together]
Zip it, Franco!
- Dawn's right, we have one shot
at doing something historic.
- So what'll it be?
This forgettable list
or immortality?
all: Forgettable list.
[together]
What?
- You know, I think
the quads are right.
all: What?
- We need to go big.
And I think the quad should be
in charge of planning it.
After all, who's better
at going big than them?
- She has a point.
- So here's my plan.
[upbeat music]
- Wow, I can't believe
the Committee put us in charge
of our own
super secret committee
to come up with
a Sayonara Stunt.
- It's a pretty big honor.
- Yeah.
All right.
So anybody got any ideas?
- Ooh!
- Besides a slow wig drop?
- Imagine this is the wig.
- Anything else?
- I got nothing.
- Me neither.
- Drawing a blank.
- Why can't
we think of anything?
- I know.
We don't have Chinese food.
- Chinese food?
- Yeah.
Whenever they have to
think of something in movies,
they always get Chinese food
and eat it right out of the box.
- Yeah, he's not wrong.
Astronaut stuck on Mars?
He's not coming back
without Mission Control
ordering up some
chicken chow mein.
- Let's bring that hero home.
- Wow, Dicky,
I'm suddenly feeling
a flurry of ideas coming on.
- That billboard on Main, right?
- That's a good idea.
- And we'll just do--
Oh, hey, kids.
I guess we'll have to
find a different classroom.
- Yeah.
- Wait, why do you guys
need a classroom?
- Oh, you know, for some
very important stuff.
- We were fighting
to save the Butt Bench.
And it seemed like
everyone was against us.
But then, all of a sudden,
Principal Tarian picked us
to form a super secret committee
to figure out how to save it.
- It's a pretty big honor.
- Oh, yeah.
- Wait, so Principal Tarian
just suddenly changed
everyone's minds?
- And put you two in charge
of a super secret committee?
- Doesn't that seem
a little fishy?
Like, maybe he was just trying
to get rid of you.
- Looks like you guys
got played.
both: Oh.
- Well, what are you guys
doing in here?
- Oh, well, we are working on
real very important stuff.
- We were fighting to change
the Sayonara Stunt.
- It seemed like everyone
was against us.
- Then, suddenly,
Natlee changed her mind.
- Oh, and sent you
in here to form
a super secret committee?
[together]
Yeah!
Ohh.
- They did trick us.
- Well, I mean, I'm sure
it's just a misunderstanding.
I mean, Mae would
never trick us.
I'll just go in there
and ask her what's up.
- If they didn't trick us,
then why is the door locked?
- Oh, well, just 'cause
the door's locked
doesn't mean that they meant--
Just 'cause they closed
the blinds on us
doesn't mean that
they meant to trick--
- Sorry.
- Just 'cause Mae opened the
blinds and mouthed "sorry"
doesn't mean that they mean to--
all: Go away!
- Yeah, they tricked us.
- Yeah.
[upbeat music]
- ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la ♪
- This is so not cool!
Mae won't even answer my texts.
- I don't get it.
Why would they wanna plan
the Sayonara Stunt without us?
- I don't know,
but we have to find out.
- Well, if we wait a little bit,
we can just ask them.
Chinese food makes you thirsty,
so eventually, they'll have to
come out for water.
- Wait, I thought turkey
makes you thirsty.
- No, turkey makes you sleepy.
- Oh.
Oh.
I bet I could kick
a turkey's butt.
- Why would you wanna
kick a turkey's butt?
- I don't.
I'm just saying I could.
- No way.
Do you know how big turkeys are?
Oh, and they're mean, too.
- Yeah, a turkey
would destroy you.
- No.
Dicky's the destroyer.
- You'd have zero chance.
- Come on, I'd just grab
his little gobbler like this.
Then I'd sweep his legs
and take him to the ground.
That's right, turkey.
Stay down!
See?
- Sure, it's easy when
your imaginary turkey's
not fighting back.
Now try.
Gobble! Gobble!
Gobble, gobble!
- Ow! That hurts!
- Wait, guys, can we not?
Can we not?
Like, we're in the middle
of a meeting, seriously.
Guys, stop, stop!
- Whoa, whoa!
- Guys, guys! Time out
on the fake turkey fight!
The Committee's gone.
- [sighs]
- Great.
Now how are we gonna find out
why they didn't want us
to be part of the stunt?
- We'll figure something out.
But first...time in!
- No!
- Gobble, gobble, gobble!
- Ow! That seriously hurts!
- That's right, Dicky!
Stay down!
That'll teach him
to wear my underwear.
♪ ♪
- ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la ♪
[knock at door]
- Okay, that's Mae.
Everyone just stick to the plan
and we'll get her to talk.
both: Hey, guys.
- Oh, you brought Miles.
- Yeah.
Is that a problem?
- Yeah, we don't have
a plan for him.
- Ah, dut, dut,
dut, dut, duh.
What he means is we just don't
have enough pie for everybody.
Hey, come on.
[laughs]
Keep him busy.
- So...
you think I could take a turkey?
- Have a seat, Mae.
Oh, look.
Got your favorite pie.
Key lime.
- Oh, thanks!
- Yeah, that key lime's nice,
isn't it?
- Mm-hmm.
- Underrated pie,
if you ask me.
So about the committee,
you have any idea why
we got locked out?
- I'm not comfortable
answering that question.
I'm sorry.
- [sighs]
I'm sorry too, Mae.
Dawn tried to be nice.
But nice time is over.
- [laughs]
You know I'm afraid of balloons.
- Oh, I know, sweetheart.
- Stay down, turkey!
See?
[balloon stretching]
- Am I hearing someone
twist a balloon?
- Uh, I think
what you're hearing
is the sound of me
twisting this turkey's neck.
[imitates twisting]
- Mae, just talk and the balloon
turkey goes away.
- I'm sorry.
I can't talk about it.
- [sighs]
Wrong choice, kitten.
[balloon pops]
- Aah!
- Was that Mae?
- No. [laughs]
- I didn't hear anything.
[balloon pops]
- Aah!
- I didn't hear that either.
- What's going on in here?
And why are you holding
a balloon turkey in Mae's face?
And what's with this family
and turkeys?
- They're trying to get me
to tell them
why they got kicked off
the committee.
- And I almost got her to sing.
Isn't that right, doll face?
- This is ridiculous.
Look, I didn't wanna hurt
your feelings,
but the committee
didn't want you guys
to be part of the stunt
because you always...
- What?
- Just say it.
- Quad things up!
- Quad things up?
What's that supposed to mean?
- When the four of you guys
get involved,
sooner or later,
things get out of hand.
- And totally messed up.
- [scoffs]
- What are you talking about?
- Like yesterday,
when you were waiting
for the committee to come out,
but instead you started arguing,
so everyone just
snuck out behind you.
- And that right there
is quadding it up.
together: Ohh.
- Well, quadding it up or not,
everyone agrees, I could
definitely kick a turkey's butt.
- Any turkey on Earth--
wild, domesticated, or frozen--
would wreck you.
- I'd take any turkey.
- You couldn't even take
a balloon turkey.
- Oh! Ow.
- Again, why do you even
want to fight a turkey?
- I don't,
but what choice do I have?
- Gobble, gobble, gobble!
- Leave him alone.
- Ow.
[door closes]
- Uh, guys?
They're gone.
- Maybe we do quad things up.
- We were so caught up
about doing something big
for the class' legacy,
we didn't even realize
what the class actually
thinks of us.
- Yeah, our legacy
is all quadded up.
- [sighs]
- How did we end up like this?
[both laughing]
We got Shelly!
- Yeah, and if Principal Tarian
wants her back,
he's gotta save that bench.
- Uh...that's not Shelly.
- You really Tommed this up.
- What's that
supposed to mean, Anne?
- That explains it.
- Yeah.
♪ ♪
- Sorry we're late.
[laughs]
- Um, what are you guys
doing here?
- Look, we know you don't
want us to be part of the stunt.
You think we'll just quad it up.
- But we're here to prove
that our quadding it up
is a thing of the past.
From now on, we're gonna be
team players.
- And we're also going to beg.
[together] Please!
[overlapping begging]
- We promise we won't
do anything wrong!
- You swar?
[together] We swar.
- Fine, you're back in
- Yeah!
- Okay, here's the plan:
when they take out
the Butt Bench,
they have to repave
the entryway.
We're gonna write "2017"
in that fresh, new cement.
- Ooh, nice.
- Yeah, okay.
- Unzip it, Franco.
Show 'em the diagram.
all: Ooh!
♪ ♪
- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na,
na, na, na, na, na ♪
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na,
na, na, na, na ♪
all: Ahh!
- The Sayonara Stunt
is complete.
What do you think?
- This stunt is officially
principal-approved.
- This is
the lamest stunt ever.
- We should fix this.
No.
We always quad it up.
I should fix this.
- If I fix this myself,
there's no chance
it'd be quadded up.
- I can save the class legacy
without ruining
the quad's legacy.
- I've gotta fix this.
Time to Ricky it up.
- Time to Dicky it up.
- Time to Nicky it up.
- Time to get her Dawn.
- Why do you guys
all look like
you're saying stuff
in your head?
- No we don't.
- What? Us?
- It's preposterous.
- You're still doing it.
- What?
- Us?
- No way!
- Hippopotamus.
Nailed it.
[upbeat music]
- Perfect.
- Hey.
What are you doing here?
- What are you doing here?
- What are either of you
doing here?
[thud]
- What am I doing here?
- First thing's first.
Dawn, what were you doing
under that tarp?
- I saved the class' legacy.
Well...what do you think?
- I think you've done
an excellent job...
of betraying me.
- And me.
- I fell out of a tree.
- What are you talking about?
- Uh, I was in a tree
and I fell.
- No.
I saved the class' legacy
without ruining
the quad's legacy.
You're welcome.
- Oh, so that's why
you came out here alone.
You thought we'd quad it up.
- Well, why did you
come out here alone?
- Don't change the subject.
- I can't believe you thought
I would quad it up.
You're the one who quads things
up more than anybody.
Like right now!
Your two looks like a seven.
Now give me that stick
and let me fix it.
- No! Stop!
- No, let me fix it.
Your twos aren't any better.
- No, let me do it.
- My twos are excellent.
What are you talking about?
- No, they're not!
- You guys are just
gonna mess it up,
I was here first!
[overlapping argument]
Guys, guys, guys!
- [sighs]
- Look.
- Looks like
we quadded it up again.
- Well, not yet.
I mean, we still have time
before the other
classmates get here.
We can just clear this up
with some quick dry cement.
Here, Dicky, go grab the tools.
- Uh-oh.
I'm stuck.
- Me too!
- It's the quick dry cement.
- Quick dry!
- Okay.
Now we quadded it up.
- What are we gonna do?
- Uh, let's just leave
the shoes and go.
[voices approaching]
- Oh, too late.
Here comes the Stunt Committee.
- Quick, the tarps!
- Hey, guys.
You're here early.
- Yep.
- Super early!
- Getting that worm.
- We're not stuck in the cement.
[laughs]
- Why is the tarp all messed up?
- Uh...
There, all better.
- Yeah, but that side's
messed up, too.
- Fix it!
Really?
- Something's not right.
I knew it!
You quadded it up.
- Us?
[laughs]
Why would you assume it's us?
- Because it's always you.
- And because your feet
are stuck in the cement.
- Those are two
excellent arguments.
Help me!
- How could you?
- We're sorry.
- But we couldn't let
our class legacy be a weak,
forgettable scribble.
- Scribble?
Natlee has great penmanship.
- It's not about
the "penmanshop."
- No, it's about you guys always
messing everything up.
- True, this wasn't
our best day.
- But if you guys
give us another chance,
the super secret committee
has a plan to fix this.
- I hope she knows
what she's doing.
- This better work.
- I fell out of a tree.
♪ ♪
- Today, I'm here to dedicate
our school's new entryway.
But before I do, I present the
class of 2017's Sayonara Stunt.
Move, kids,
so everyone can see
that adorable little
inscription.
Why are you stepping out
of your shoes?
What is the meaning of this?
- Sorry, Principal Tarian,
but we just wanted
to pull off a stunt the whole
class could call their own.
- Something that actually
represented us.
- So we cemented our shoes
into the ground.
- I can only guess
whose idea this was.
This has Harper quads
written all over it.
- Um, actually, it has
2017 written all over it.
- Oh, yeah, I see it now.
- But it wasn't just
the Harpers, it was all of us.
We wanted to tell future classes
that the class of 2017
left some pretty big shoes
to fill.
- Well, this wasn't on my list,
and it certainly wasn't
principal-approved.
But it is pretty inspired.
[all sighing]
- Those are our kids, Tom.
I've never been so proud.
- Our Butt Bench brought out
the best of them.
- Your Butt Bench?
- Ah, that's right, Arthur.
The Butt Bench was brought
to you by the Harper heinies.
- Ding-a-ling-a-ling!
- Ding-a-ling-a-ling?
- Thanks for making our
Sayonara Stunt
way more memorable.
- Maybe now our legacy won't be
that we always quadded up.
- You're right.
This time,
you were able to quad it up.
- What do you know?
We were able to turn
"quad it up" into a good thing.
- Good thing?
Forget that.
My wig stunt it about to
turn this into a great thing.
- Yes, you're just jealous.
- What? Jealous?
- Yes, jealous.
- Jealous?
What?
[overlapping chatter]
- Oh, what's so funny now?
Huh?
Oh, now I'm funny, huh?
- [gasps]
- Oh!
- There's a wig on my head,
isn't there?
[laughter]
♪
- ♪ Na na na na na na
na na na na na na ♪
[whistling]
♪ ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ Yeah! ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ Yeah! ♪