The Wonderful Wizard Of Oz. I
mean, I've always wanted to play
the role of Dorothy.
We are so not in Boulder right
now.
♪
- I was so close.
You had the shoes in your hand
and then like magic,
they were gone.
- It wasn't like magic.
It was magic.
- She tricked you
with lollipops.
- Magical lollipops.
- And then she poofed herself.
- How do you stop a poof?
- You can only stop a poof
with a poof.
- Oh, well then,
can you poof?
- Sorry, I can only ding.
[bell dings]
- Dang. That's some ding.
- I can't believe you guys.
Without the shoes,
how am I supposed to
prove that I'm
the real Dorothy.
- You can't, because I am.
- No, I am.
- There's only one way
to know for sure
who the real Dorothy is.
both: How?
- Go ask the Wizard.
- Oh, of course, the Wizard.
It's Oz, duh.
Hey, could you ding me there?
- Sorry, I can only ding myself.
You're going to have to follow
the Orange Brick Road.
- Well then, I guess
I'm going to see the Wizard.
- You hear that, boys?
We're gonna go see the Wizard.
- I feel a song coming on.
- I'm all oiled up.
And a one and a two--
- Stop the music!
No singing.
Here's the thing: I would rather
do this on my own.
- [gasps] Alone?
- Without us?
- I'm just saying,
in light of 108 recent events.
- But only one in Oz.
- I might have
a better chance on my own.
Now if you'll excuse me,
I have to beat
that fake Dorothy to the Wizard.
Wait, where is she?
- Oh, just picking up
these new shoes.
You know, I never would have
beat you to the Wizard in socks.
[laughs]
- Gotta go.
- I'm starting to get
the feeling
she doesn't want us
to go with her anymore.
- It's because she doesn't.
She doesn't trust us anymore.
- I wish there was some way
we could regain her trust.
- We could if we helped prove
she's the real Dorothy.
- What if we got her shoes back?
- Good idea.
You do have a brain!
- No, bad idea.
The Wicked Witch has the shoes,
and she can poof.
I don't wanna get poofed.
- Relax, fur ball.
She can't poof
what she can't see.
We'll sneak in.
- Okay, but how are we
gonna get there?
- Maybe we can
poof ourselves there.
- It's worth a shot.
One, two, three, poof!
[straining sound]
[popping]
My hat!
[metal clangs]
- All right,
everybody spread out
and find his hat.
♪ ♪
- Oh, no, Squishy.
A fork in the road.
Wonder which is the way
to the Wizard.
- Well, since you asked.
- Ew!
- This way's the shortest.
- Perfect.
- Uh, but on the other hand,
this way's the fastest.
- Great, thanks.
- On the other hand,
if you go that way,
you have to walk on broken glass
and might get trapped
in a blizzard.
Maybe take the other way.
- Good advice.
- Although,
it is a dangerous climb
up a steep mountain.
- And how is that better?
- Well, it's better
than running across broken glass
in a blizzard as you're getting
eaten by tigers.
- Wait, blizzards and tigers?
- And bears.
- No way. I'll go this way.
- Right. I totally would.
- But on the other hand--
- Ugh!
♪ ♪
- Are we sure this is
the Witch's castle?
- Yeah, look.
[both laugh]
- I don't get it.
- Oh, you have to have a brain.
Now we need to go in there
and get those shoes for Dawn.
- Right. Now stick to my plan.
Ring the doorbell.
- How come I have to
ring the bell?
Cowardly's my first name.
- Because we beat you
at rock paper scissors.
- I can only do paper
with these paws.
- Just ring the doorbell.
- [growls]
[man laughing maniacally]
- Um, who's there?
- Now wedge the rock
in the doorway.
- Ugh!
[door creaking shut]
- Yes! I did it!
I'm brave!
High paw!
- Get 'em every time.
- [laughs]
- But on the other hand--
- Okay, look, no more hands.
I'm sorry, Mr. Fork Man, but I'm
just in a really big hurry.
- Which way to the Wizard?
- On the one hand--
- You know what? You should stay
and listen to this.
It's very informative.
- Oh, no you don't!
[bell dings]
- You know,
that way is the mountain
and that way is the tigers
and broken glass.
- Huh.
♪ ♪
- You guys feel like
we've been here before?
[man screaming]
- Pretty sure we would've
remembered the screaming.
- Ooh, guys, look.
An all-you-can-eat
boiled egg bar.
- Those aren't eggs,
those are eyeballs.
- Mm, who cares?
The diet starts tomorrow.
Mm, mm.
- Oh, God.
- Okay, focus.
We need to find
the sparkly, silver shoes.
- There they are!
- I can't grab them.
Those were just a hologram.
- But why would
the Wicked Witch trick us
into standing
in the middle of the room?
[machinery clanking]
I mean,
there must be some reason.
I'm stumped.
- [cackling]
Now, is there anything
more exciting
than an evil plan
coming to life?
Prisoners, winged monkeys,
whatever that guy's doing.
And me, the wickedest
of them all.
Whee!
Oh, that's a wicked wedgie.
- Please, we're sorry.
Let us go.
- Aww, you're not
going anywhere.
[cackles]
[coughs]
[frog croaking]
I have a frog in my throat.
Always trying to get out.
[frog croaking]
Get back in there, Frank!
[swallows]
- Uhh!
♪ ♪
[roaring]
- [panting]
Oh, I need
to see the Wizard
to prove that
I'm the real Dorothy.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You can't just barge in here,
expecting to see the Wizard.
there's a waiting list.
- But this is really important.
- Don't worry,
I prioritized the list
based on importance.
[door closes]
- I need to speak to the Wizard.
It's very important.
I can't find my belt.
- Top of the list.
- Wait, but how
is that more important?
You know what?
You can go first.
But I am right after him.
I need to see the Wizard
before...
- I need to see
the Wizard to prove
that I'm the real Dorothy.
...That.
- Two Dorothys?
You can go in now.
both: Really?
- No. Take a seat.
- Hey, get off me!
- And the chair talks!
It's all yours.
♪ ♪
- [cackling]
- We've gotta get out of here.
- You're never
getting out of here
- I'm a super villain and even
I can't get out of here.
Word of warning,
don't try to use her slide
without permission.
She loves that slide.
I think she likes the way
it feels on her tushy.
- I've got big plans
for you three.
When you drink this,
you will all turn
into winged monkeys!
[coughs]
[frog croaks]
- Ohh.
- Not hungry.
- Hard pass.
- Hey, fur for brains,
taste this.
- What--what's in it for me?
- I don't make you soup.
- Soup's overrated.
- No, I think she meant she's
going to make you into soup.
- I know. I'm just stalling
to extend my life.
- Why do we have to
play this game every time?
Just drink it, carrot breath!
- Better than frog breath.
Fine.
Mm, mm, mm.
[suckling]
Ahh.
Nothing happened.
Uh, ah, ohh, ew!
Wow, do I have something
on my back?
- Yeah, super cute tiny wings.
What'd she say?
all: Super cute tiny wings.
♪ ♪
- Next up, Dorothy v. Dorothy.
- May the best Dorothy win.
- Oh, you mean
the only Dorothy, me.
- Uh, no. Me.
- I'll be the judge of that!
- It is I,
the great Wizard of Oz.
Who dares ask me--
oh, hey, honey!
- Wait, Dad?
You're the Wizard?
- Eh.
- Weird but sweet.
This is gonna be easy.
- It's not just Dad.
We're co-wizards!
I told you
not to start without me.
- And I told you
we didn't have time to stop
in the little wizard's room.
- Oh!
- Okay, guys, guys, focus.
Tell this fake Dorothy
that I am the real Dorothy.
- And what makes you think
you're the real Dorothy?
- Ha, what do you mean?
I'm Dorothy.
I mean, I have the hair
and the dress.
- Uh, so do I!
- But I have the dog.
[both gasp]
- Oh, he is so cute!
- [squeals]
[both speaking gibberish]
- Who's that little man?
Who's that little man?
Well, this is a tough one.
Give us one second!
We have come to a decision.
- Great.
Who's the real Dorothy?
- No, not about that.
About dinner.
We are ordering pizza!
- I thought we decided
on burgers.
- One more second.
[bell dings]
- Ahh!
A little heads up next time.
- That's what the ding is for.
Look, we have a problem.
- Hey, no fair. You can't get
help from the Good Witch.
- Can't you just freeze her?
- We've been over this,
I ding, that's all I do.
I ding and I'm done.
Excuse us.
- Ooh. Don't mind me.
I'll just be reading
"Oz Weekly."
Ooh, looks like Selena Gomoz
has a new lip gloss.
- Now look, your brothers
are in trouble.
See for yourself on my
"Good Witch Sees All" app.
- Oh, hey, I've always wanted
one of those.
- Yeah, they're cool,
but they eat up a lot of data.
Anyway, the boys thought
you'd have a better chance
proving you're Dorothy
if you showed up here
with the sparkly, silver shoes.
So they went to
the Witch's castle to get them.
- Wait, really?
They did that for me?
- Yeah. But they got caught.
Look.
- [cackling]
- Oh, no.
- Hey, sorry to interrupt,
but does anybody know
a good sushi place?
- That's reasonably priced!
- Are you sure you want
cheap sushi?
Remember what happened
last time?
- One more minute.
- Yeah.
- I don't want the Wicked Witch
to turn us into winged monkeys.
Their wings don't even work.
- Ooh, winged monkeys.
That's not a good life.
- You should probably
go save them.
- Okay, do you mind?
This is a chips and cheese
conversation.
As in, nachos. Queso, get out
of my conversation.
- Oh! What about Mexican?
- Ah, no, we had it
for breakfast.
- Queso?
Uno momento.
- Okay, look,
I feel bad for the boys,
but I'm a dinner order away
from being declared Dorothy.
- I bet if Dawn
knew where we were,
she'd come save us.
- Of course she would.
- Mm-hmm.
Who's letting who down now?
- Ooh!
- You know what?
You need to think about this.
I'm gonna leave you alone,
possibly with your own spotlight
and a little background music.
- Don't worry,
Dawn will save us.
- She'd never give up on us.
Just like we'd never
give up on her.
- ♪ Comes a time when you
have to make a choice ♪
♪ Feelings that you probably
should have voiced ♪
♪ They'll be fine
this is my dream ♪
♪ Understand,
'cause I'll be Dorothy ♪
♪ Finally, I get to be
the lucky girl ♪
♪ But why does it feel like
I'm alone in this world? ♪
- ♪ Should we get
some barbecue? ♪
- ♪ No, I think
barbecue is wrong ♪
- ♪ Should we get
some nice soup? ♪
- ♪ I think she wants to get
back to the song ♪
- ♪ I could breathe fire,
walk through a storm ♪
♪ I could be the player
that hits the home run ♪
♪ It could be amazing,
but we could do better ♪
♪ Together, together,
together, together ♪
♪ And stars will always
shine bright ♪
♪ I'm stronger with those guys
by my side ♪
♪ I have to stand up
for the things I believe ♪
♪ Even if it means
I might not be Dorothy ♪
♪ Fire, walk through the storm ♪
♪ I could be the player
that hits the home run ♪
♪ I have to stand up
for the things I believe ♪
♪ Even if it means
I might not be Dorothy ♪
- We've reached a decision!
- Chinese!
Now back to
this Dorothy question.
- Finally!
- Look, I've reached
a decision, too.
I have to go.
- Wait, if she leaves
that makes me Dorothy, right?
- Look, it's all yours, Dorothy.
I have something
way more important to do.
- So, Chinese, huh?
What restaurant?
- One second!
♪ ♪
- This is taking a long time
to thicken,
but it's almost ready.
[cackles]
- This mannequin looks weird.
That's better.
- That witch mannequin
is coming toward us!
- Which mannequin?
- Yes.
- No, which mannequin
is coming towards us?
- That's what I'm saying.
- It's me, Dawn.
- Whoa!
- Witch mannequin is Dawn.
- The one that just said,
"It's me, Dawn."
- Come on, guys.
It's time to get out of here.
- Yes!
- Not good!
This, also not good.
- What's not good about it?
Now I get to turn all four
of you into winged monkeys.
Now, drink up, my quaddies.
And then you'll become
pretty ugly.
Ha! You see what I did there?
- Ha, you're so funny.
- Hysterical.
- You should give up witching
and go into stand-up.
- Really?
Wanna hear a joke?
- Sure.
- Who escapes
the Witch's castle?
- I don't know. Who?
- Nobody.
Now drink the potion!
- Ahh!
- Please tell me
this wasn't your whole plan.
- It wasn't.
Squishy!
[whistles]
[barking]
- Ahh!
- Yes!
- We're saved!
- You did it!
- [cackles]
- Or you made things
much, much worse.
- Which is usually our thing.
- How does it feel?
- Not great.
- [cackles]
♪ ♪
- Okay, kids. Playtime's over.
- What are you going
to do to us?
- I'm gonna show you
just how wicked I am!
♪ ♪
- No, no, no,
no, no music. No.
[sighs] Look, you can sing
until you're blue in the face.
Then I don't care if you turn us
into winged monkeys.
As long as you turn us
into winged monkeys together.
So put that into a song
and sing it.
- Don't mind if I do.
[frog croaking]
- How did you do that?
- I didn't.
- Then who did?
- Who cares? Run.
[frog croaking]
- What did you do to me?
[croaks]
- They didn't do it.
We did!
[croaking]
- The great Wizards of Oz.
all: What?
- Um, sorry.
both: Mmm, mmm, mmm.
The great Wizards of Oz--
this is so good.
Why did we ever stop going
to Buddoz Belly?
- Oh, because
Pandoz Express opened.
- Oh, right.
[frog croaks]
Anyway, we've come to a decision
on who the real Dorothy is.
- Wait, but I thought
when I left,
Rose Dirken
automatically got it.
- Oh, that's what she said.
- [laughs]
- But not what we said.
- Though some people may think
that it's the hair
and the dress and the shoes
that make the Dorothy.
But the truth is,
it's your actions
that make you who you are.
By saving your brothers,
you acted like a true Dorothy.
- Wait, I did?
[bell dings]
- I knew you'd
do the right thing.
- Then it's settled.
You're the real Dorothy.
- Here you go. You said to get
extra chopsticks,
and then when I came out,
you were gone, so--
What'd I miss?
all: She's the real Dorothy.
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
You said I was the real Dorothy.
- No, no, it's okay,
Rose Dirken.
You can be Dorothy.
I just really wanna
go home with my brothers
and my dog and the shoes
they made for me.
- If you want to go home,
you know what to do.
- Yes, I do.
[laughs]
- Oh, sorry.
I wasn't talking to you.
It's my fortune.
[laughs]
But you know what to do.
- There really is
no place like...
all: Careful.
- ...Home.
Take me back to Boulder.
[shimmering tone]
- Dawn, sweetie?
- She's awake.
Hey, kiddo, come on.
- Oh, wait, what happened?
- Uh, you were hit in the head
by a skillfully crafted
stage tornado.
- Ah--
- Okay, my dumb prop
made you hit your noggin.
- But I was just in Oz.
- Oz? Dawn, you didn't
go anywhere.
- No, I did, I was in Oz and
there was an Orange Brick Road
and a weird fork man
and I was that mannequin.
- Wait, which mannequin?
- Exactly, so it was real.
- Uhh, okay.
- Look, I owe you guys
an apology.
I know you mess up sometimes
and get in my way and make
things really hard for me.
- Are you sure
this is an apology?
- But I do know that you always
have my best interests in mind.
And in courage,
and in heart.
- We have your best interests
in heart?
- That makes no sense.
But I'll let it go,
since you're obviously
concussed.
- And I also owe you
an apology.
The only one who ruined
my audition was me.
I was just so focused on looking
like Dorothy on the outside
that I didn't act like Dorothy
on the inside.
So I'm sorry.
- I forgive you.
- Air hug?
- How about a real one? Hm?
[both laugh]
Uh, hello, Rose Dirken,
still stuck under a house!
- Lift it up.
- Okay, Rose.
I just wanted to say
even though I really
wanted the part,
you totally deserve
to be cast as Dorothy.
- Uh, duh!
After all, I am the one
wearing Ericka's sparkly,
silver shoes.
[cracking]
Ow! Wha! Ooh!
Don't worry. I am okay.
- Yeah, that girl's going down.
- Ahh!
[all gasp]
Ow, my ankle.
- All right, Dawn.
Looks like you're Dorothy.
- Yes!
I mean, anything for the show.
♪ ♪