[upbeat rock music]
- It's really cool of your
parents to have
a summer theater program
at Get Sporty this year.
- I know,
and "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz"
is my all-time favorite.
I mean, I've always wanted
to play the role of Dorothy.
- I don't get it.
Who's gonna come
to a theater in a sports store?
- Zip it, Franco.
- Now, now, theater and sports
go together.
After all, theater is the--
[imitates swishing sound]
sport of the soul.
- Yeah!
Oh, yeah. Get Sporty doesn't
just support drama on the field,
we also support
drama on the stage.
- Or a real theater was too
expensive to rent out this year.
- Zip it, Franco.
- Okay, well for anyone
who wants to audition,
the sign-up sheets
are right here.
- Oh, yeah.
Dawn Harper for Dorothy,
the role I was born to play.
Boom.
- I'm signing up
for the good witch.
I'll hold my boom
until I get it.
- I wanna be a winged monkey.
Some people think they're scary.
But I think they're cute.
- I'm gonna sign up
to be the director.
I like power, not fame.
- Miles, what are you gonna do?
- I don't know.
On the one hand,
I could play a tree.
But on the other hand,
I could just
sell popcorn during the show.
I just can't decide.
- You always make
the right decision.
- But I'm gonna
go with the tree.
- Huh.
- Popcorn it is.
- So, boys, who are you
auditioning for?
- Sorry, Mom. This play thing
really isn't our thing.
- Well, I am psyched for it.
I mean, ever since I was a
little girl, I've always dreamt
of playing Dorothy.
[inhales sharply]
Just like Ericka Knightly.
The best Dorothy ever.
- Thank you.
- Oh, you're welcome.
Whoa, whoa, that was
Ericka Knightly!
- It still is.
- Oh, my gosh. I love you.
- I worship you.
- I live for you.
- I have a picture of you
in my pocket.
- Ahh, "Sudden Mom."
'Twas an instant hit.
- I can't believe
you're really here.
- So what's a big star like you
doing back in Boulder?
- Well, we were gonna
surprise you kids,
but Ericka is gonna
be our guest director.
[all exclaim]
- You told her the theater was
in a sporting goods store
and she still came?
- Young man, I don't know you.
But theater is the sport
of the soul.
- Ah! [laughs]
I was just making that up.
- So good.
- I came back to stage
the finest production
of "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz"
this town has ever seen.
Well, since my production.
I didn't just play Dorothy.
I was Dorothy.
Anybody else just get a shiver?
- Shiver, Franco.
- Ah, well,
look at you four.
The perfect Dorothy,
Tin Woodman,
Scarecrow, Cowardly Lion.
Oh, and you've even
got yourself a little Toto.
Air pet.
You know, you could be
discovered in this production.
Just like I was.
- Ah, oh, my brothers
aren't auditioning.
- Yes, we are.
- Totally our thing.
- Make me your Toto.
- Come on, Ericka,
we'll show you the theater.
- I'll see you at the auditions.
- Can't wait!
- Bye!
- But I thought you guys
weren't auditioning.
- Well, that was before she said
we could become famous.
- Oh, I think she was
talking to me.
I mean, she got discovered
playing Dorothy.
And so will I.
- [laughs] Not if I have
anything to do with it.
- Oh, no.
It's Rose Dirken.
- She gets the lead
in every play she tries out for.
- And now, I'm auditioning
for Dorothy.
- Boom.
- Finally, some drama
in a sporting goods store.
all: Zip it, Franco!
[upbeat music]
- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na,
na, na, na, na, na ♪
[whistling]
♪ ♪
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
- ♪ Hey! ♪
♪ One, two ♪
- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
- ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la ♪
- This is bad, for if the Wicked
Witch enchants us,
she will make us all her slaves.
- And then I shall
get no brains.
- And I shall get no courage.
- And I shall get no heart.
- And I shall get no shot
at beating Rose Dirken
if my brothers can't act.
- Okay, you need to relax.
You're putting way too much
pressure on yourself.
- Yeah. And us.
- That's because we need
to be perfect.
You know, like Ericka.
You heard her,
she didn't just play Dorothy.
She was Dorothy.
She had the perfect hair,
the perfect dress,
the perfect shoes.
Wait. That's--that's it.
That's how I'll get this role.
I'll be Dorothy!
- Dawn--
- Dorothy.
- Weird.
- Okay, the only way you're
going to be Dorothy
is by rehearsing.
So let's pick this up
with the Tin Woodman's
big dance solo.
I've just been oiled.
And a one and a two--
- Oh, yeah, good idea!
Here, you guys
need some more rehearsing.
And in the meantime,
Dorothy is off
to see Dawn's closet.
- Weirder.
[upbeat rock music]
♪ ♪
- Okay, so in this scene,
your house has just landed
on the Wicked Witch.
- Whose house?
- Dorothy's. And as the Good
Witch, I say to you--
- What's my name?
- Dorothy!
Welcome to
the Land of the Munchkins.
And Dorothy says--
- Yes! In the basket you go.
- You're not talking about Toto.
You're shopping online again.
- But I have everything else.
You know, the hair,
the dress, the dog.
I just need
these sparkly, silver shoes.
- Those are a size 12, triple E.
That's a scary Dorothy.
- Well I can fit shoes
inside the shoes, you know?
Oh, see. Here's a size ten
Cowardly Lion's foot.
It'll slip right in.
- Forget the shoes.
If you don't know the lines,
Rose Dirkin's
gonna get the part
and the shoes
aren't going to matter.
- Ooh, size ten
Cowardly Lion's feet.
A little big, but I can
wear a shoe inside it
Size eight Tin Woodman's.
- Ooh, size eight Tin Woodman's.
- Does anyone wanna rehearse?
- We've been rehearsing
all morning.
We know our lines.
- Yeah, if you wanna
worry about someone,
worry about Dawn.
- Who?
- You!
You're not Dorothy because if
you don't rehearse,
you are never
going to be Dorothy!
- Yeah, well, I'm never going
to be Dorothy
unless I am Dorothy.
And I am not Dorothy without
those sparkly, silver shoes.
- Trust me, Ericka's
a serious actor.
The last thing she's
gonna notice is your shoes.
- Maybe you're right.
- Ahh, look at you!
You are Dorothy.
Well, except for those shoes.
That's the first thing
I noticed.
- Oh, I've been online all day,
but I just can't find any
that are as perfect as yours.
- Oh, well, honey,
if you want shoes
that actually were mine, check
out
Julie and Julie's Costume Shop.
That's where I donate all of my
old show clothes.
Air hugs, air hugs, air hugs,
air hugs, air hugs.
- Did you guys hear that?
Problem solved.
Here. You guys rehearse
while I go get the shoes.
- Dawn, she said
the four of us are perfect.
If you don't get your part,
we might not get our parts.
- Dawn, let the guys
go get the shoes.
You need to rehearse.
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
I cannot trust them
to not let me down.
- Name one time
we've let you down.
- Number 106.
The time I asked
for string cheese but instead--
- Fine!
- We get it.
- Let us make it up to you.
- Yeah, we'll go
to Julie and Julie's
and bring you the best pair
of string cheese.
- Shoes, Dicky.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- All right, shoes.
- Look, Dawn, we want these
parts just as badly as you do.
Trust us. We won't let you down.
Fine. Please get the shoes.
- Don't worry. We will.
- [laughs]
Not if Rose Dirken
gets them first.
[upbeat rock music]
♪ ♪
- Great. Julie and Julie
are closed for lunch.
- I wonder what they're having.
- Who cares? As soon as
they open back up,
we'll get those shoes
and get back to Dawn.
Just stay focused.
- I bet it's avocado toast.
Hipsters.
- Dicky!
- Sorry. Right.
We're not gonna get distracted.
[bell dinging]
[romantic rock music]
♪ ♪
- Whoa.
- Yeah.
- Hi, boys.
- Hey, lollipop.
Where'd you get that Rose?
- Oh, at For Suckers Only,
right across the street.
There's only three left.
Bye.
- Guys, there's only three left.
And there's--
wait, one, two three--
three of us!
[cell phone rings]
- Oh, it's Dawn.
- Don't let her distract us.
- Good thinking. Ignore.
- They ignored me!
- Can we just rehearse?
- They completely ignored me.
- I know how that feels.
- Do you have any idea
how that feels?
♪ ♪
- Oh, there were way more
than three lollipops in there.
- That Rose Dirken,
not very smart.
[bell dings]
- [laughs]
In your face, suckers.
[laughs]
- Or she's wicked smart.
- That place was
for suckers only.
And we're the suckers.
- This is not good.
Without those shoes,
Dawn's confidence will be shot
and she'll blow her audition.
- Hold on. Dawn doesn't know
Rose Dirken has the shoes.
Do you still have
that stupid bedazzle kit?
- First of all,
it's not stupid.
And secondly, it's not a kit.
It's an eight piece pro set
with a precision hook attachment
for those hard to dazzle areas.
- Do you have it or not?
- Of course I do.
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, hey,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
- Why aren't they here?
Our audition is in five minutes!
Pick up, pick up!
- Hi, Dawn.
- Finally! Where are you?
- Right behind you.
- Oh!
- Here you go.
- The sparkly, silver shoes.
- Totally them.
- Yes! Wow, thank you.
- No problem.
- Happy to help.
- We're the best.
- Do you think she'll figure out
the shoes are fake?
- With Ricky's shoe dazzling?
Heh, I don't think so.
- All right, Harpers,
you're up.
- Ah, I see you've got them.
Nice touch.
Here we go.
Now, just relax, have fun.
I'll cue you.
[clears throat]
Why do you stand
before the Wizard?
- I'm here for courage.
- I'm here for a heart.
- I'm here for a brain.
- And I'm here
to get back to Kansas
because there's no place
like ham.
- Did you say ham?
- Um, Ericka, do you think
I could try that one more time?
- Of course.
- I'm here to get back to Kansas
because there's no place
like home.
Not ham.
- Nice save.
- And Dorothy says--
- Oh! Oh, yeah. Uh, right.
Uh, the--the--
take me back to Auntie Em!
[laughs]
- What?
- Oh, no.
- The glue must not be dry.
- Next up, Rose Dirken.
- [laughs]
Ohh. Nice shoes.
- What did you do?
♪
- No, you can't do this!
You can't cast Rose Dirken
as Dorothy.
You said I was perfect
for that part.
I mean, of course it wasn't
my best work--
- You said there's
no place like ham.
- Um, actually, no I didn't.
I said there's
no place like home.
I just said it with
an Australian accent.
You know, like, g'day mate,
there's no place like ham.
I made a choice.
- So did I.
Rose Dirken.
- Ooh, burn!
- [sighs] Look, Dawn,
I know what it's like
to not get a part.
- Really?
- No. Now, that was acting.
But I can see
you're disappointed.
And I would hate for there to be
bad feelings between us.
So here, air hug it out?
- Sorry, Ericka, I'm really not
in the mood for air hugs.
I'd love for you
to be a winged monkey.
- Number 107.
Fake shoes!
I cannot believe you guys
ruined my audition.
- Well, it wasn't
a complete disaster.
I mean, we got the parts
we wanted.
- Yeah, and I would've gotten
the part I wanted, too,
if you would've just
gotten me the shoes
instead of these!
- How are you standing?
- I am that mad!
Plus, I'm leaning
on Armond's chair. Sorry.
Ugh! Could this day
get any worse?
First, my brothers let me down,
then Ericka lets me down.
Everybody's letting me down.
- Dawn, I think
you're the only one
who let you down.
- Oh, snap!
- We tried to tell you
you needed to rehearse more.
But you were just so obsessed
with those shoes.
- You're right.
Look, it doesn't matter anyway.
It's just a play
and Ericka's just a person.
I mean, I'm not upset about it.
In fact, I'm fine with it
- Really?
- No. That was acting!
I am devastated and miserable!
- Wow. Where was that
during her audition?
- I don't know.
Maybe she left it at ham.
- Is there anything
more exciting
than a theater coming to life?
Actors, prop masters,
whatever that guy's doing.
- Okay, I know it's not
what you had planned,
but it is kinda fun, working
backstage with your parents.
Right, girlfriend?
- Sure, Mom friend.
- Okay, now, on Ericka's cue,
you're gonna slowly
let out this rope
and it'll lower
the cardboard house, okay?
Here you go. All right?
Now, can you handle this
while I try to find
another peg
for this tornado rope?
- Uh, sure.
- Great.
- There's a storm coming, Toto.
Quick, run...
home.
- Quick, run home.
Yeah, that's what the audience
is gonna say
once they see your performance.
[laughs]
Yes! Good one, Dawn.
Self high five.
[gasps]
- [screaming, thud]
- Ahh!
- Somebody get
this monstrosity off of me!
- I am so sorry!
- Did you drop it on her
so you could play Dorothy?
- No, of course not! It was
a total accident, I swear.
- You should wear
this witch's hat.
It's for witches.
'Cause you're witchy.
- I didn't do it on purpose.
You guys gotta believe me.
I'm not witchy.
[shimmering tone]
♪ ♪
[percussive music]
♪ ♪
Squishy...
we are so not in Boulder
right now.
♪ ♪
- What is this place?
I mean, it looks like Boulder,
but bolder.
And why am I dressed
like Dorothy?
Oh, well, except for these fake
shoes my brothers made me.
Hey, at least they're not here.
Ahh! They're here.
- You know, if I had a heart,
that would really hurt.
[metal clanging]
- Wait, where am I?
- Uh, Oz. And I thought
I was the one with no brains.
- Wait, how did I get here?
- You were blown here
by a big tomato.
- I think you mean tornado.
- You say tornado,
I say tomato.
- Wait, how did you guys
get here?
- Don't ask us.
It's your dream.
- Wait, a dream?
But this all feels so real.
- Ah!
- Oh, but it is real.
- You know, you could
warn a lion.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Mae?
Okay, look,
I am really confused right now.
But before I ask any questions,
that dress is fantastic!
- Ah, I know, right?
It's good to be the Good Witch.
Now say hello
to all my Munchkin friends.
[overlapping cheering, chatter]
- You flying in here
was so cool.
- Yeah, your house flipped
five times.
- I'm adding that to my routine.
- This is Twisty
and her Gold Medal Girls.
They're always flipping out
about something.
- We're passionate.
Now that you know who we are,
who are you?
- Well, what do you mean?
I'm Dorothy.
- [scoffs] Not in those shoes.
- Yeah, those are nasty.
- Oh, uh, these are just
my travelling shoes.
Uh--my real ones
are over there.
BRB!
- Those shoes are just
cheap knock-offs.
- Looks like they were made
by a wannabe dazzler.
- You know what?
That would've really hurt
if I had a heart.
[metal clangs]
- See? My shoes are right here
on this other person's feet.
See? [laughs]
I'm Dorothy.
- No, I'm Dorothy.
- Two Dorothys?
- Wait, wait,
what's going on?
- It's time to
break into a song.
- It happens a lot
around here.
- ♪ If you were Dorothy,
you wouldn't be confused ♪
♪ I'm Dorothy, so won't you
give me back my shoes, yeah ♪
- ♪ I'm Dorothy this time ♪
♪ I win and you lose ♪
♪ Yes, you do ♪
- ♪ No, I don't ♪
- ♪ Yes, you do ♪
both: ♪ I--I--I'm Dorothy ♪
- ♪ Are you sure? ♪
- ♪ She looks mad ♪
- ♪ The shoes
don't look so bad ♪
- ♪ Yes they do
they're just fakes ♪
♪ What's up with your mistakes?
♪ I'm Dorothy, I'm sure it's me,
can't you see? ♪
- ♪ No, it's me ♪
- ♪ Obviously ♪
both: ♪ I--I--I'm Dorothy ♪
♪ D-O-R-O-T-H-Y ♪
- ♪ That's my name
so don't you try to be me ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm the real Dorothy ♪
both: ♪ D-O-R-O-T-H-Y ♪
- ♪ Why don't you stop
living that lie ♪
- ♪ I don't need
to tell you why ♪
♪ I'm Dorothy, I'm Dorothy ♪
- ♪ I hear your words
but they make no sense to me ♪
♪ 'Cause we all know
that I'm the real Dorothy ♪
- ♪ I've got the clothes
and the hair and the dress ♪
- ♪ And my shoes ♪
- ♪ They're my shoes ♪
- ♪ Dorothy's shoes,
- I--I--I'm Dorothy ♪
♪ There ain't no stopping ♪
♪ This is my destiny ♪
♪ I was born
to be Dorothy, yeah ♪
- ♪ Were you born to forget
that it's me? ♪
- ♪ No, it's me ♪
- ♪ Um, it's me ♪
- ♪ It's so me ♪
both: ♪ I--I--I'm Dorothy ♪
♪ D-O-R-O-T-H-Y ♪
- ♪ That's my name
so don't you try to be me ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm the real Dorothy ♪
- ♪ I'm Dorothy ♪
both: ♪ D-O-R-O-T-H-Y ♪
- ♪ Why don't you stop
living that lie ♪
- ♪ I don't need to
tell you why ♪
both: ♪ I'm Dorothy ♪
- Wait, so which one's Dorothy?
- Yeah, that song
taught us nothing.
- I guess the only thing now
we can do is--
both: Flip out!
- Okay, give me those shoes.
- Here!
- What do we do now?
- Throw them back!
- Wait! Don't you want
these lollipops first?
[both scoff]
- Come on.
We're not suckers.
- Well, of course you're not.
Here, let me have these
while you unwrap those.
- Thank you.
- Very kind of you.
- Very kind of you, suckers.
[laughter]
- It's the Wicked Witch!
- Thanks for the shoes, boys.
- We thought you were Rose!
- No, she's over there,
under my mannequin spell
with the rest of them!
- Do you think Dawn
saw any of that?
- Nah, she's frozen.
She didn't see anything.
- I saw everything!
- Ahh!
- Ah!
And I know you're not frozen.
- Yes, we are.
- Can't move.
- Totally frozen.
[slapping]
[all exclaim]
- Ow, oh.
- Can I please have
my shoes back?
- No. And now it's time for me
to poof out!
[cackles]
- I can't believe you guys.
Once again, you let me down.
Welcome to number 108.
- Uh, in Oz, this is the
first time we've let you down.
So technically,
this is number one.
- You know, if you're really
a good witch,
you better hold me back.
- Whoa!
♪ ♪
♪ I, I, I'm Dorothy ♪
♪ D-O-R-O-T-H-Y ♪
- ♪ That's my name
so don't you try to be me ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm the real Dorothy ♪
♪ D-O-R-O-T-H-Y ♪
- ♪ Why don't you stop
living that lie ♪
- ♪ I don't need
to tell you why ♪
♪ I'm Dorothy, I'm Dorothy ♪
♪ D-O-R-O-T-H-Y ♪
- ♪ That's my name
so don't you try to be me ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm the real Dorothy ♪
- ♪ I'm Dorothy ♪
♪ I'm Dorothy, I'm Dorothy ♪