1 00:00:08,625 --> 00:00:11,583 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:11,625 --> 00:00:12,750 - I'm starving. 3 00:00:12,792 --> 00:00:16,583 - Me too. 4 00:00:12,792 --> 00:00:16,583 - There's food in the fridge. 5 00:00:16,625 --> 00:00:17,917 - [groans] 6 00:00:17,959 --> 00:00:18,667 All the way over there? 7 00:00:18,709 --> 00:00:19,667 You go. 8 00:00:19,709 --> 00:00:20,875 - No, you go. 9 00:00:20,917 --> 00:00:21,875 - You go! 10 00:00:20,917 --> 00:00:21,875 - No, you go! 11 00:00:21,917 --> 00:00:22,875 - No, you go! 12 00:00:22,917 --> 00:00:24,792 - Go! 13 00:00:24,834 --> 00:00:28,417 - Nobody has to go! We can just 14 00:00:24,834 --> 00:00:28,417 reach the fridge from here using 15 00:00:24,834 --> 00:00:28,417 the grabber. 16 00:00:28,458 --> 00:00:32,083 - Good idea. Where's the 17 00:00:28,458 --> 00:00:32,083 grabber? 18 00:00:32,125 --> 00:00:33,083 [laughter] 19 00:00:33,125 --> 00:00:35,000 [all straining] 20 00:00:35,041 --> 00:00:37,125 - All the way over there? 21 00:00:37,166 --> 00:00:38,208 You get it. 22 00:00:38,250 --> 00:00:39,333 - No, you get it. 23 00:00:38,250 --> 00:00:39,333 - No, you get it. 24 00:00:39,375 --> 00:00:40,500 - No, you get it. 25 00:00:39,375 --> 00:00:40,500 - No, you get it. 26 00:00:40,542 --> 00:00:42,208 - Fine! 27 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:44,208 I'll get it. 28 00:00:44,250 --> 00:00:45,875 [laughter] 29 00:00:45,917 --> 00:00:49,208 [grabber clicks] 30 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:50,542 [scrunches] 31 00:00:50,583 --> 00:00:53,917 Nope, won't reach. 32 00:00:53,959 --> 00:00:55,333 - Hello, boys. 33 00:00:55,375 --> 00:00:57,542 You're looking at the two girls 34 00:00:55,375 --> 00:00:57,542 who're about to have... 35 00:00:57,583 --> 00:00:58,834 the best summer ever. 36 00:00:58,875 --> 00:00:59,917 - Us, too. 37 00:00:59,959 --> 00:01:02,583 As soon as we get 38 00:00:59,959 --> 00:01:02,583 a longer grabber. 39 00:01:02,625 --> 00:01:04,417 - While you guys are sitting 40 00:01:02,625 --> 00:01:04,417 around, wasting your summer, 41 00:01:04,458 --> 00:01:06,750 Mae and I will be making money 42 00:01:04,458 --> 00:01:06,750 from our fun, new jobs. 43 00:01:06,792 --> 00:01:09,250 - At the only man-made 44 00:01:06,792 --> 00:01:09,250 beach in Colorado! 45 00:01:09,291 --> 00:01:10,917 - We're working at 46 00:01:09,291 --> 00:01:10,917 the Boulderly Hills 47 00:01:10,959 --> 00:01:13,125 Country Club 48 00:01:10,959 --> 00:01:13,125 kids-only beach club. 49 00:01:13,166 --> 00:01:14,875 - No way! 50 00:01:13,166 --> 00:01:14,875 - The B.H.C.C. K.O.B.C? 51 00:01:14,917 --> 00:01:17,166 - You bet your B.U.T.T. 52 00:01:17,208 --> 00:01:19,083 And when we aren't working, 53 00:01:17,208 --> 00:01:19,083 we get to use the wave pool, 54 00:01:19,125 --> 00:01:21,625 beach volleyball courts, 55 00:01:19,125 --> 00:01:21,625 get manis-- 56 00:01:21,667 --> 00:01:23,417 - Pedis-- 57 00:01:21,667 --> 00:01:23,417 both: Mani-pedis! 58 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:24,625 - Wow. 59 00:01:24,667 --> 00:01:26,000 You guys are 60 00:01:24,667 --> 00:01:26,000 real go-getters. 61 00:01:26,041 --> 00:01:28,208 - Yeah. I've got a fun job 62 00:01:26,041 --> 00:01:28,208 for you go-getters. 63 00:01:28,250 --> 00:01:30,125 How about 64 00:01:28,250 --> 00:01:30,125 you go get us some food? 65 00:01:30,166 --> 00:01:32,041 - Happy to. 66 00:01:35,375 --> 00:01:36,333 - [groans] 67 00:01:36,375 --> 00:01:37,709 - You get it. 68 00:01:37,750 --> 00:01:38,834 - You get it. 69 00:01:37,750 --> 00:01:38,834 - No, you get it! 70 00:01:38,875 --> 00:01:40,333 - We need the grabber. 71 00:01:40,375 --> 00:01:41,667 - The go-getter 72 00:01:40,375 --> 00:01:41,667 grabbed the grabber! 73 00:01:41,709 --> 00:01:42,834 - Go get her! 74 00:01:42,875 --> 00:01:44,333 - Grab her! 75 00:01:42,875 --> 00:01:44,333 - [sighs] 76 00:01:44,375 --> 00:01:46,166 - We need a go-getter 77 00:01:44,375 --> 00:01:46,166 grabber grabber. 78 00:01:46,208 --> 00:01:47,834 - I got this. 79 00:01:50,208 --> 00:01:51,333 I grabbed it! 80 00:01:51,375 --> 00:01:52,583 [laughter] 81 00:01:52,625 --> 00:01:54,333 - Okay. 82 00:01:54,375 --> 00:01:56,000 [clicks] 83 00:01:54,375 --> 00:01:56,000 - [groans] 84 00:01:56,041 --> 00:01:58,667 This thing is useless. 85 00:01:58,709 --> 00:02:01,750 ♪ ♪ 86 00:02:01,792 --> 00:02:04,250 [overlapping chatter] 87 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:05,750 - I can't believe 88 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:05,750 we're here. 89 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,166 - I know, 90 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,166 this is so exciting. 91 00:02:07,208 --> 00:02:08,792 - All right, 92 00:02:07,208 --> 00:02:08,792 let's get to work. 93 00:02:08,834 --> 00:02:10,417 Mae, you're the hostess. 94 00:02:10,458 --> 00:02:11,750 When people come in, 95 00:02:10,458 --> 00:02:11,750 you greet 'em and seat 'em. 96 00:02:11,792 --> 00:02:12,834 Dawn, 97 00:02:11,792 --> 00:02:12,834 you're waiting tables. 98 00:02:12,875 --> 00:02:14,041 So when people come in-- 99 00:02:14,083 --> 00:02:15,166 - I treat 'em and feed 'em? 100 00:02:15,208 --> 00:02:18,500 - I do the rhymes here. 101 00:02:15,208 --> 00:02:18,500 Okay, Dawn? 102 00:02:18,542 --> 00:02:20,750 Now if you're able, 103 00:02:18,542 --> 00:02:20,750 there's your first table. 104 00:02:20,792 --> 00:02:23,917 And that's 105 00:02:20,792 --> 00:02:23,917 how it's done, hon. 106 00:02:23,959 --> 00:02:25,875 - Looks like I'm the hostess 107 00:02:23,959 --> 00:02:25,875 with the most-ess. 108 00:02:25,917 --> 00:02:28,542 - I do the rhymes! 109 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:30,041 - All right, Mae. 110 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:32,041 Our best summer ever 111 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:32,041 starts right now. 112 00:02:32,083 --> 00:02:33,583 Welcome to the Boulderly Hills 113 00:02:32,083 --> 00:02:33,583 Country Club! 114 00:02:33,625 --> 00:02:35,000 How can I help-- 115 00:02:35,041 --> 00:02:35,792 You! 116 00:02:35,834 --> 00:02:37,250 - Us. 117 00:02:35,834 --> 00:02:37,250 - No! 118 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:38,917 boys: Yes! 119 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:41,500 - Our best summer ever 120 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:41,500 starts now! 121 00:02:41,542 --> 00:02:44,250 Whoo! 122 00:02:44,291 --> 00:02:47,250 [upbeat rock music] 123 00:02:47,291 --> 00:02:53,500 ♪ ♪ 124 00:02:53,542 --> 00:02:55,917 - ♪ Na, na, na, na, na-na ♪ 125 00:02:53,542 --> 00:02:55,917 - ♪ Hey! ♪ 126 00:02:55,959 --> 00:02:59,250 - ♪ One, two, 127 00:02:55,959 --> 00:02:59,250 one-two-three-four! ♪ 128 00:02:59,291 --> 00:03:01,792 ♪ ♪ 129 00:03:01,834 --> 00:03:04,000 - No, no, no, no, no, no. 130 00:03:04,041 --> 00:03:06,500 This is supposed to be 131 00:03:04,041 --> 00:03:06,500 my best summer ever! 132 00:03:06,542 --> 00:03:09,000 - Well, we took a long, hard 133 00:03:06,542 --> 00:03:09,000 look at ourselves, and realized 134 00:03:09,041 --> 00:03:11,750 that sitting around in PJs 135 00:03:09,041 --> 00:03:11,750 all day was just denying 136 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:15,834 the ladies all this. 137 00:03:15,875 --> 00:03:19,750 - Yeah, who doesn't want 138 00:03:15,875 --> 00:03:19,750 to see hunks in trunks? 139 00:03:19,792 --> 00:03:21,959 - I do the rhyming! 140 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,834 - How did you guys 141 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,834 even get in here? 142 00:03:23,875 --> 00:03:25,041 - [chuckles] 143 00:03:23,875 --> 00:03:25,041 Turns out, 144 00:03:25,083 --> 00:03:26,291 Trey's parents are members, 145 00:03:26,333 --> 00:03:28,083 so he brought us. 146 00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:30,041 - Look, I don't want 147 00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:30,041 you no-getters 148 00:03:30,083 --> 00:03:31,458 getting in the way of this... 149 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:32,709 [whispers] 150 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:32,709 go-getter. 151 00:03:32,750 --> 00:03:34,083 - Why are you whispering? 152 00:03:34,125 --> 00:03:36,333 - Because my boss 153 00:03:34,125 --> 00:03:36,333 does the rhyming. 154 00:03:36,375 --> 00:03:38,792 - My ears have never 155 00:03:36,375 --> 00:03:38,792 been sharper, Harper. 156 00:03:38,834 --> 00:03:40,792 - Dawn, you've got 157 00:03:38,834 --> 00:03:40,792 nothing to worry about. 158 00:03:40,834 --> 00:03:42,583 I mean, we're just here 159 00:03:40,834 --> 00:03:42,583 to chill, get tan, 160 00:03:42,625 --> 00:03:44,166 and eat lots of food. 161 00:03:44,208 --> 00:03:45,667 - You know, 162 00:03:44,208 --> 00:03:45,667 all the stuff you can't do 163 00:03:45,709 --> 00:03:46,834 because you're working. 164 00:03:46,875 --> 00:03:49,834 - Yeah, nice choice, Dawn. 165 00:03:49,875 --> 00:03:51,083 - Speaking of working, 166 00:03:51,125 --> 00:03:52,834 how about you grab us 167 00:03:51,125 --> 00:03:52,834 some waters. 168 00:03:52,875 --> 00:03:55,250 - Fine, that's easy enough. 169 00:03:52,875 --> 00:03:55,250 - I want flat water. 170 00:03:55,291 --> 00:03:56,917 - I want bubbles. 171 00:03:55,291 --> 00:03:56,917 - I want a straw... 172 00:03:56,959 --> 00:04:01,000 I'll make my own bubbles. 173 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:02,291 - Hi! 174 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:02,291 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 175 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:02,291 - Say cheese! 176 00:04:02,333 --> 00:04:04,417 - Wait, what are you guys 177 00:04:02,333 --> 00:04:04,417 still doing here? 178 00:04:04,458 --> 00:04:07,667 - We wanted to see our baby 179 00:04:04,458 --> 00:04:07,667 at her first real job. 180 00:04:04,458 --> 00:04:07,667 - Okay, 181 00:04:04,458 --> 00:04:07,667 you've seen me, now go! 182 00:04:07,709 --> 00:04:09,792 If you get caught around here, 183 00:04:07,709 --> 00:04:09,792 I could get in trouble. 184 00:04:09,834 --> 00:04:11,333 - Okay, shh, shh. 185 00:04:09,834 --> 00:04:11,333 - Okay, one more for grandma. 186 00:04:09,834 --> 00:04:11,333 - Yeah. 187 00:04:11,375 --> 00:04:12,625 - Here we go. 188 00:04:11,375 --> 00:04:12,625 - Okay, smile. 189 00:04:12,667 --> 00:04:14,125 - Now, Uncle Larry. 190 00:04:12,667 --> 00:04:14,125 - Smile! 191 00:04:14,166 --> 00:04:15,792 - Okay, okay. 192 00:04:14,166 --> 00:04:15,792 You need to go! Go! 193 00:04:15,834 --> 00:04:19,500 - We love you so much! 194 00:04:15,834 --> 00:04:19,500 - Before my first 195 00:04:15,834 --> 00:04:19,500 real boss sees you! 196 00:04:19,542 --> 00:04:21,417 - Dawn... 197 00:04:21,458 --> 00:04:23,333 your table's complaining 198 00:04:21,458 --> 00:04:23,333 that their "go-getter" 199 00:04:23,375 --> 00:04:24,917 hasn't gotten them 200 00:04:23,375 --> 00:04:24,917 their water yet. 201 00:04:24,959 --> 00:04:26,000 - Got it. 202 00:04:24,959 --> 00:04:26,000 I'm getting it. 203 00:04:26,041 --> 00:04:27,417 - Good! 204 00:04:26,041 --> 00:04:27,417 Because I don't have time 205 00:04:27,458 --> 00:04:28,917 to babysit you. 206 00:04:28,959 --> 00:04:30,166 The head of 207 00:04:28,959 --> 00:04:30,166 the entertainment committee 208 00:04:30,208 --> 00:04:31,959 is throwing a huge party 209 00:04:30,208 --> 00:04:31,959 here tonight, 210 00:04:32,041 --> 00:04:34,542 and it has to go perfectly, 211 00:04:32,041 --> 00:04:34,542 or it's my head. 212 00:04:34,583 --> 00:04:35,542 - Wow, 213 00:04:34,583 --> 00:04:35,542 none of that rhymed. 214 00:04:35,583 --> 00:04:37,417 - I know! 215 00:04:37,458 --> 00:04:39,291 She makes me so nervous, 216 00:04:37,458 --> 00:04:39,291 I can't even rhyme around her. 217 00:04:39,333 --> 00:04:40,291 Here she comes! 218 00:04:40,333 --> 00:04:41,750 - Okay, relax. 219 00:04:41,792 --> 00:04:43,250 Let me talk to her, 220 00:04:41,792 --> 00:04:43,250 I'm a people person. 221 00:04:43,291 --> 00:04:44,250 - Hello, Tori. 222 00:04:44,291 --> 00:04:45,583 both: Madison? 223 00:04:45,625 --> 00:04:47,750 - Oh! You two 224 00:04:45,625 --> 00:04:47,750 are members now? 225 00:04:47,792 --> 00:04:49,166 - Oh, no, we work here. 226 00:04:49,208 --> 00:04:50,834 - I know, I just wanted 227 00:04:49,208 --> 00:04:50,834 to make you say it. 228 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:53,291 - [feigned laughter] 229 00:04:53,333 --> 00:04:56,166 And they did! 230 00:04:56,208 --> 00:04:57,834 - You know, I could 231 00:04:56,208 --> 00:04:57,834 just stand here all day 232 00:04:57,875 --> 00:04:59,417 and make you say things. 233 00:04:59,458 --> 00:05:01,000 But... 234 00:05:01,041 --> 00:05:02,250 I'm too busy 235 00:05:01,041 --> 00:05:02,250 getting ready for 236 00:05:02,291 --> 00:05:03,917 my best summer ever 237 00:05:02,291 --> 00:05:03,917 kick-off party. 238 00:05:07,125 --> 00:05:08,875 - If you two 239 00:05:07,125 --> 00:05:08,875 mess this up for me, 240 00:05:08,917 --> 00:05:11,875 I'm sticking you in the 241 00:05:08,917 --> 00:05:11,875 basement to do the laundry. 242 00:05:11,917 --> 00:05:13,375 Yes, I'm back! 243 00:05:13,417 --> 00:05:16,375 Madison! 244 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:17,667 - Go-getter! 245 00:05:17,709 --> 00:05:18,709 Where's our waters? 246 00:05:18,750 --> 00:05:21,709 - And my straw? 247 00:05:21,750 --> 00:05:23,875 Thank you. 248 00:05:30,041 --> 00:05:31,750 - Ooh! 249 00:05:30,041 --> 00:05:31,750 A luxury cabana! 250 00:05:31,792 --> 00:05:33,417 [gasps] 251 00:05:31,792 --> 00:05:33,417 Let's sneak in and see 252 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:34,583 what our lives would be like 253 00:05:34,625 --> 00:05:36,166 if we didn't have four kids. 254 00:05:36,208 --> 00:05:38,083 - Ooh, Momma never 255 00:05:36,208 --> 00:05:38,083 lost her wild side. 256 00:05:38,125 --> 00:05:39,417 - [laughs] 257 00:05:39,458 --> 00:05:42,500 - There's a mini-fridge, 258 00:05:39,458 --> 00:05:42,500 a TV, a daybed! 259 00:05:42,542 --> 00:05:45,917 It's like a tent for 260 00:05:42,542 --> 00:05:45,917 people who hate tents. 261 00:05:45,959 --> 00:05:48,250 - Oh! 262 00:05:45,959 --> 00:05:48,250 You must be the Mermans. 263 00:05:48,291 --> 00:05:51,083 Oh, I thought 264 00:05:48,291 --> 00:05:51,083 you called to cancel. I was just 265 00:05:48,291 --> 00:05:51,083 about to open the cabana up to 266 00:05:48,291 --> 00:05:51,083 somebody else. 267 00:05:51,125 --> 00:05:53,583 - Well, now, we're not the-- 268 00:05:51,125 --> 00:05:53,583 - Oh, no, no, na! No, na! 269 00:05:51,125 --> 00:05:53,583 No, no, no, no, no. 270 00:05:53,625 --> 00:05:55,250 [chuckles] 271 00:05:53,625 --> 00:05:55,250 No need. 272 00:05:55,291 --> 00:05:56,834 We are the Mermans. 273 00:05:55,291 --> 00:05:56,834 That is totally us. 274 00:05:56,875 --> 00:05:58,417 - [nervous chuckles] 275 00:05:58,458 --> 00:05:59,917 - Excellent! 276 00:05:59,959 --> 00:06:01,875 I'll go get 277 00:05:59,959 --> 00:06:01,875 your sushi platter. 278 00:06:03,959 --> 00:06:05,542 - Mrs. Merman... 279 00:06:05,583 --> 00:06:07,208 [growls] 280 00:06:07,250 --> 00:06:08,709 - Well, thank you, 281 00:06:07,250 --> 00:06:08,709 Mr. Merman. 282 00:06:08,750 --> 00:06:10,041 [both chuckling] 283 00:06:10,083 --> 00:06:11,542 - Momma's 284 00:06:10,083 --> 00:06:11,542 a wild one, today. 285 00:06:11,583 --> 00:06:13,291 - Yeah... 286 00:06:13,333 --> 00:06:14,959 and Daddy's 287 00:06:13,333 --> 00:06:14,959 drinking plant water. 288 00:06:16,792 --> 00:06:22,542 - Here you go, one B.H.C.C. 289 00:06:16,792 --> 00:06:22,542 B.L.T., extra B, easy T. 290 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:25,166 - This next jam goes out 291 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:25,166 to the pretty blonde girl. 292 00:06:25,208 --> 00:06:26,834 - Doh! 293 00:06:30,041 --> 00:06:32,250 - She knows who she is. 294 00:06:32,291 --> 00:06:33,583 - Did you hear that? 295 00:06:33,625 --> 00:06:35,458 I think 296 00:06:33,625 --> 00:06:35,458 I'm the pretty blonde girl. 297 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:38,542 - You're definitely not 298 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:38,542 the graceful blonde girl. 299 00:06:38,583 --> 00:06:40,709 - So, Trey, how does 300 00:06:38,583 --> 00:06:40,709 the food ordering work here? 301 00:06:40,750 --> 00:06:42,542 - You just tell them what you 302 00:06:40,750 --> 00:06:42,542 want and when they bring it, 303 00:06:42,583 --> 00:06:44,208 you sign for it. 304 00:06:44,250 --> 00:06:46,375 Ooh! There's Mindy Gelzer. 305 00:06:46,417 --> 00:06:48,375 It'd be a shame 306 00:06:46,417 --> 00:06:48,375 if she got sunburned. 307 00:06:48,417 --> 00:06:50,709 Looks like she needs 308 00:06:48,417 --> 00:06:50,709 some SPF flirty. 309 00:06:50,750 --> 00:06:53,125 [laughter] 310 00:06:53,166 --> 00:06:55,125 - This menu 311 00:06:53,166 --> 00:06:55,125 has so many choices. 312 00:06:55,166 --> 00:06:57,542 - Ooh, the grass-fed 313 00:06:55,166 --> 00:06:57,542 Kobe burger looks good. 314 00:06:57,583 --> 00:06:58,667 - Hey, look! 315 00:06:58,709 --> 00:07:00,291 They have fresh lobster! 316 00:07:00,333 --> 00:07:01,625 - Nice! 317 00:07:01,667 --> 00:07:04,083 I bet the lobster's 318 00:07:01,667 --> 00:07:04,083 grass-fed, too. 319 00:07:04,125 --> 00:07:06,000 - I'm getting both. 320 00:07:06,041 --> 00:07:07,750 I mean, all you have to do 321 00:07:06,041 --> 00:07:07,750 is sign for it. 322 00:07:07,792 --> 00:07:08,917 - Miles, 323 00:07:07,792 --> 00:07:08,917 what are you getting? 324 00:07:08,959 --> 00:07:10,250 - I'm nauseous, 325 00:07:10,291 --> 00:07:12,083 I got seasick 326 00:07:10,291 --> 00:07:12,083 in the wave pool. 327 00:07:12,125 --> 00:07:16,166 FYI: Do not go 328 00:07:12,125 --> 00:07:16,166 in the wave pool. 329 00:07:16,208 --> 00:07:21,917 - Well, 330 00:07:16,208 --> 00:07:21,917 let's get to signing. 331 00:07:21,959 --> 00:07:23,417 - Do you like clapping at me? 332 00:07:23,458 --> 00:07:25,000 - It was fun. 333 00:07:23,458 --> 00:07:25,000 - Yeah, well, 334 00:07:25,041 --> 00:07:27,333 it wouldn't be 335 00:07:25,041 --> 00:07:27,333 with broken hands! 336 00:07:27,375 --> 00:07:28,750 So what do you want? 337 00:07:28,792 --> 00:07:30,250 Soup of the day is 338 00:07:28,792 --> 00:07:30,250 Chunky Clam. 339 00:07:30,291 --> 00:07:34,458 - Oh, 340 00:07:30,291 --> 00:07:34,458 please don't say chunky. 341 00:07:34,500 --> 00:07:36,667 - We'll make this 342 00:07:34,500 --> 00:07:36,667 easy for you. 343 00:07:36,709 --> 00:07:37,750 We'll take one of everything. 344 00:07:37,792 --> 00:07:39,583 - Fine. 345 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:41,417 - Oh, just make sure there's 346 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:41,417 plenty of drawn butter 347 00:07:41,458 --> 00:07:42,917 for the lobster, and 348 00:07:41,458 --> 00:07:42,917 the burger is medium-rare, 349 00:07:42,959 --> 00:07:44,834 but leans 350 00:07:42,959 --> 00:07:44,834 more rare than medium. 351 00:07:44,875 --> 00:07:46,667 [laughter] 352 00:07:44,875 --> 00:07:46,667 - And on the onion rings... 353 00:07:46,709 --> 00:07:48,583 Hold the onions, just rings. 354 00:07:48,625 --> 00:07:50,333 - And ranch on the side, 355 00:07:50,375 --> 00:07:52,000 but only if 356 00:07:50,375 --> 00:07:52,000 it's buttermilk ranch. 357 00:07:52,041 --> 00:07:53,583 If not, blue cheese, 358 00:07:52,041 --> 00:07:53,583 but not if it has herbs. 359 00:07:53,625 --> 00:07:55,125 If it does, I'd rather have 360 00:07:53,625 --> 00:07:55,125 non-buttermilk ranch. 361 00:07:55,166 --> 00:07:56,959 - Oh, but if we go that way, 362 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,917 I want the onions 363 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,917 back in the rings. 364 00:07:58,959 --> 00:08:00,792 - Are you guys 365 00:07:58,959 --> 00:08:00,792 messing with me? 366 00:08:00,834 --> 00:08:02,458 - No. 367 00:08:00,834 --> 00:08:02,458 This is just how 368 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:04,125 the no-getter / go-getter 369 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:04,125 relationship works. 370 00:08:04,166 --> 00:08:06,709 - And, uh, my water's 371 00:08:04,166 --> 00:08:06,709 not bubbly enough. 372 00:08:13,458 --> 00:08:17,417 - Uh, I'm gonna need 373 00:08:13,458 --> 00:08:17,417 a new straw... 374 00:08:17,458 --> 00:08:18,917 Thanks! 375 00:08:18,959 --> 00:08:22,166 The service here 376 00:08:18,959 --> 00:08:22,166 is pretty good. 377 00:08:22,208 --> 00:08:27,917 ♪ ♪ 378 00:08:27,959 --> 00:08:30,166 - Well, boys... 379 00:08:30,208 --> 00:08:32,375 we've eaten 380 00:08:30,208 --> 00:08:32,375 every item on the menu. 381 00:08:32,417 --> 00:08:35,250 - What now? 382 00:08:35,291 --> 00:08:36,750 - Should we hit 383 00:08:35,291 --> 00:08:36,750 the wave pool? 384 00:08:36,792 --> 00:08:38,625 - [groans] 385 00:08:38,667 --> 00:08:43,250 - How about we just lie here 386 00:08:38,667 --> 00:08:43,250 and get our tan on? 387 00:08:43,291 --> 00:08:50,125 - Who wants some sunscreen? 388 00:08:50,166 --> 00:08:54,041 Whoa! 389 00:08:54,083 --> 00:08:58,208 - At least the ground 390 00:08:54,083 --> 00:08:58,208 won't get burned. 391 00:08:58,250 --> 00:09:00,458 - I'm really nailing this. 392 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:02,375 Whoa! 393 00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:07,000 - [gasps] 394 00:09:07,041 --> 00:09:08,041 It's raining shrimp! 395 00:09:08,083 --> 00:09:09,291 - Hallelujah! 396 00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:12,125 - It's raining shrimp! 397 00:09:12,166 --> 00:09:13,792 - Who spilled 398 00:09:12,166 --> 00:09:13,792 all the sunscreen? 399 00:09:13,834 --> 00:09:16,959 boys: Uh... 400 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,291 - Why are you lying 401 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,291 in sunscreen? 402 00:09:19,333 --> 00:09:21,208 - Uh... 403 00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:22,792 - Getting a tan isn't 404 00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:22,792 a part of the plan. 405 00:09:22,834 --> 00:09:24,542 Dawn, I'm trying to be nice, 406 00:09:24,583 --> 00:09:25,959 but you're on thin ice. 407 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:29,291 I am so in the zone! 408 00:09:29,333 --> 00:09:30,458 - Please, please, 409 00:09:29,333 --> 00:09:30,458 please don't send me 410 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:31,458 to the laundry room. 411 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:33,291 - Tori! 412 00:09:33,333 --> 00:09:35,959 My assistant just quit, 413 00:09:33,333 --> 00:09:35,959 and I'm about to throw a fit! 414 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:40,291 So find me someone new, 415 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:40,291 or you are through. 416 00:09:40,333 --> 00:09:41,792 Oh, and FYI, 417 00:09:41,834 --> 00:09:45,250 rhyming is my thing now. 418 00:09:45,291 --> 00:09:46,709 - Yes! 419 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:48,375 Of course, I'll find you 420 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:48,375 a new assistant! 421 00:09:48,417 --> 00:09:51,333 We've got a lot of 422 00:09:48,417 --> 00:09:51,333 great people to choose from. 423 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:02,166 - Please, please, please 424 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:02,166 send me to the laundry room. 425 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:11,375 [upbeat music] 426 00:10:11,417 --> 00:10:12,333 ♪ ♪ 427 00:10:12,375 --> 00:10:13,667 - Look at the go-getter now. 428 00:10:13,709 --> 00:10:15,166 - Huh! 429 00:10:13,709 --> 00:10:15,166 Stuck working 430 00:10:15,208 --> 00:10:16,667 for Madison. 431 00:10:16,709 --> 00:10:18,500 - That's not even real pizza. 432 00:10:18,542 --> 00:10:21,000 - Could this summer 433 00:10:18,542 --> 00:10:21,000 get any better? 434 00:10:21,041 --> 00:10:24,083 - Could my summer 435 00:10:21,041 --> 00:10:24,083 get any worse? 436 00:10:24,125 --> 00:10:25,583 - You know there's a big hole 437 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,500 on this end, right? 438 00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:28,000 - Ugh! 439 00:10:28,041 --> 00:10:29,834 This is so unfair! 440 00:10:29,875 --> 00:10:32,333 I'm stuck here blowing up 441 00:10:29,875 --> 00:10:32,333 a pizza raft for Madison 442 00:10:32,375 --> 00:10:36,000 while my brothers 443 00:10:32,375 --> 00:10:36,000 get to relax in the sun. 444 00:10:36,041 --> 00:10:37,834 - Look at the bright side. 445 00:10:37,875 --> 00:10:39,458 When we get off, we get 446 00:10:37,875 --> 00:10:39,458 to play beach volleyball, 447 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:40,625 get mani-pedis-- 448 00:10:40,667 --> 00:10:41,792 - Get in the wave pool? 449 00:10:41,834 --> 00:10:43,291 - Uh, maybe not that. 450 00:10:43,333 --> 00:10:46,083 Apparently, 451 00:10:43,333 --> 00:10:46,083 there was an incident. 452 00:10:46,125 --> 00:10:48,917 Just don't let 453 00:10:46,125 --> 00:10:48,917 Madison get you down. 454 00:10:48,959 --> 00:10:51,291 - You know what? 455 00:10:48,959 --> 00:10:51,291 You're right. 456 00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:53,125 I can do this. 457 00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:53,125 Madison is not the boss of me. 458 00:10:53,166 --> 00:10:55,041 - That's the spirit! 459 00:10:55,083 --> 00:10:56,625 Speaking of Madison, 460 00:10:55,083 --> 00:10:56,625 she wanted me to tell you 461 00:10:56,667 --> 00:10:59,208 she's the boss of you. 462 00:10:59,250 --> 00:11:01,375 And you need to take these 463 00:10:59,250 --> 00:11:01,375 to Cabana Seven, 464 00:11:01,417 --> 00:11:04,250 and tell them the pre-party 465 00:11:01,417 --> 00:11:04,250 entertainment starts in 15. 466 00:11:04,291 --> 00:11:06,792 - But you just passed 467 00:11:04,291 --> 00:11:06,792 Cabana Seven. Why didn't you 468 00:11:04,291 --> 00:11:06,792 drop them off? 469 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:07,792 - I wanted to... 470 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,625 b-u-u-u-u-u-t, 471 00:11:09,667 --> 00:11:12,083 Madison said you had to do it. 472 00:11:12,125 --> 00:11:13,834 Oh, she also made me 473 00:11:12,125 --> 00:11:13,834 say it that way. 474 00:11:13,875 --> 00:11:16,291 She also said that if I didn't 475 00:11:13,875 --> 00:11:16,291 say it that way, she'd fire me. 476 00:11:16,333 --> 00:11:18,792 She also said that if 477 00:11:16,333 --> 00:11:18,792 you screw up, she'd fire me, but 478 00:11:16,333 --> 00:11:18,792 she's gonna make you do it, 479 00:11:18,834 --> 00:11:21,417 then she's gonna fire you. 480 00:11:18,834 --> 00:11:21,417 - You know what, just give me 481 00:11:18,834 --> 00:11:21,417 the bags! 482 00:11:21,458 --> 00:11:24,291 Hey, at least I don't have to 483 00:11:21,458 --> 00:11:24,291 watch my family sleep-gnaw 484 00:11:21,458 --> 00:11:24,291 shrimp. 485 00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:26,375 [gnawing] 486 00:11:26,417 --> 00:11:29,333 [laughter] 487 00:11:29,375 --> 00:11:31,792 - Knock, knock! Just dropping 488 00:11:29,375 --> 00:11:31,792 off a package for-- You! 489 00:11:31,834 --> 00:11:33,959 [both mumbling] 490 00:11:31,834 --> 00:11:33,959 We're the Mermans! 491 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,583 - What the heck 492 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,583 are you guys doing here? 493 00:11:36,625 --> 00:11:38,333 - We were leaving, 494 00:11:36,625 --> 00:11:38,333 but then there was a mix-up, 495 00:11:38,375 --> 00:11:40,542 and then there was sushi, 496 00:11:38,375 --> 00:11:40,542 and please don't tell on us! 497 00:11:40,583 --> 00:11:41,875 - But you guys 498 00:11:40,583 --> 00:11:41,875 are gonna get me fired! 499 00:11:41,917 --> 00:11:43,291 - No, no, no, relax. 500 00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:45,542 No one's gonna find out 501 00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:45,542 we're not really the Mermans. 502 00:11:45,583 --> 00:11:47,041 - Fine. 503 00:11:45,583 --> 00:11:47,041 You want to be the Mermans? 504 00:11:47,083 --> 00:11:48,041 Then be the Mermans. 505 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:49,375 Put these on! 506 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:50,375 The show starts in 507 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:50,375 ten minutes! 508 00:11:50,417 --> 00:11:51,166 - Ooh, a show. 509 00:11:51,208 --> 00:11:52,750 [laughter] 510 00:11:51,208 --> 00:11:52,750 - Uh, Tom... 511 00:11:52,792 --> 00:11:54,250 I think we are the show. 512 00:11:54,291 --> 00:11:56,250 The Mermans are mermaids! 513 00:11:56,291 --> 00:11:58,041 [laughter] 514 00:11:58,083 --> 00:11:59,917 - Dawn, you don't really 515 00:11:58,083 --> 00:11:59,917 expect us to dress up 516 00:11:59,959 --> 00:12:02,959 in these ridiculous costumes 517 00:11:59,959 --> 00:12:02,959 and put on some dumb show? 518 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,917 - No... 519 00:12:04,959 --> 00:12:07,834 I expect you to dress up 520 00:12:04,959 --> 00:12:07,834 in these ridiculous costumes and 521 00:12:04,959 --> 00:12:07,834 put on an amazing show! 522 00:12:07,875 --> 00:12:09,667 No sushi for you! 523 00:12:09,709 --> 00:12:11,500 - Oh! 524 00:12:11,542 --> 00:12:14,333 - Momma just had to be 525 00:12:11,542 --> 00:12:14,333 wild, didn't she? 526 00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:17,250 ♪ ♪ 527 00:12:17,291 --> 00:12:19,417 - I like how the lantern 528 00:12:17,291 --> 00:12:19,417 looks there... 529 00:12:19,458 --> 00:12:21,166 - Oh, me too! 530 00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,834 I couldn't think of 531 00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,834 a better place to put it. 532 00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:24,667 - But... 533 00:12:24,709 --> 00:12:26,500 maybe it'll look better 534 00:12:24,709 --> 00:12:26,500 down here on the table. 535 00:12:26,542 --> 00:12:28,291 - And you just did! 536 00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:29,792 [laughter] 537 00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:30,792 - Go away. 538 00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:34,542 - Already gone. 539 00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:35,625 - Hm. 540 00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,000 What do you think, Dawn? 541 00:12:37,041 --> 00:12:38,583 - I think 542 00:12:37,041 --> 00:12:38,583 it looks better down here. 543 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:40,709 - Perfect! 544 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:40,709 Then hang it back up there! 545 00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:41,792 [laughter] 546 00:12:41,834 --> 00:12:43,458 - Why did you even ask 547 00:12:41,834 --> 00:12:43,458 for my opinion? 548 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,041 - So I know what not to do. 549 00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:49,834 I'll go grab 550 00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:49,834 the rest of them. 551 00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:51,000 - Oh, no! 552 00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:52,041 - Whoa! 553 00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:52,041 - Oh. 554 00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:53,208 Nice catch. 555 00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:54,500 - Thanks. 556 00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:54,500 - But I guess 557 00:12:54,542 --> 00:12:55,917 you're used to 558 00:12:54,542 --> 00:12:55,917 things droppin' 559 00:12:55,959 --> 00:12:57,375 since you're always 560 00:12:55,959 --> 00:12:57,375 droppin' a beat. 561 00:12:57,417 --> 00:12:58,750 - [chuckles] 562 00:12:57,417 --> 00:12:58,750 - [nervous laughter] 563 00:12:58,792 --> 00:13:01,500 I'm gonna pretend 564 00:12:58,792 --> 00:13:01,500 I didn't say that. 565 00:13:01,542 --> 00:13:02,667 - I'm Dylan. 566 00:13:02,709 --> 00:13:04,166 - I'm Dawn. 567 00:13:04,208 --> 00:13:05,917 So was the song you played 568 00:13:04,208 --> 00:13:05,917 earlier for me? 569 00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:07,500 - Well... 570 00:13:07,542 --> 00:13:09,667 it was for 571 00:13:07,542 --> 00:13:09,667 a pretty blonde girl. 572 00:13:09,709 --> 00:13:11,542 Here. 573 00:13:09,709 --> 00:13:11,542 - Thank you. 574 00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:15,834 Maybe my summer's 575 00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:15,834 starting to look up. 576 00:13:15,875 --> 00:13:19,166 - Dawn, help us! 577 00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:22,792 - What happened to you guys? 578 00:13:22,834 --> 00:13:26,458 - We fell asleep in the sun. 579 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:28,625 - You know, maybe 580 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:28,625 you should just go home. 581 00:13:28,667 --> 00:13:30,625 - And say good-bye 582 00:13:28,667 --> 00:13:30,625 to our best summer ever? 583 00:13:30,667 --> 00:13:32,125 No way! 584 00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:34,458 [boys groaning] 585 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:37,291 - Roasted fools. 586 00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:38,458 - Ah. 587 00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:38,458 - Boys! 588 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,000 - [shrieks] 589 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,000 - Wah! 590 00:13:40,041 --> 00:13:41,458 - It's time 591 00:13:40,041 --> 00:13:41,458 to close out your bill. 592 00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:42,625 - [whimpers] 593 00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:43,959 - I got this. 594 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,458 Where do we sign? 595 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:46,792 - Signing time is over. 596 00:13:46,834 --> 00:13:48,250 Now, it's paying time. 597 00:13:48,291 --> 00:13:49,583 - Well, how much do we owe? 598 00:13:49,625 --> 00:13:50,583 - Let's see... 599 00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:52,083 Miles had nothing. 600 00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:53,959 I had an iced tea, 601 00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:53,959 that's a buck fifty. 602 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,375 And you guys had one of 603 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,375 everything, so that's $320. 604 00:13:57,417 --> 00:14:01,208 - We don't have any money! 605 00:13:57,417 --> 00:14:01,208 - We're children! 606 00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:03,709 - Trey, you never said, 607 00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:03,709 "Pay later." 608 00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:06,125 - You guys never said 609 00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:06,125 you didn't have any money. 610 00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:07,542 - Who doesn't have any money? 611 00:14:07,583 --> 00:14:08,875 - Them. 612 00:14:08,917 --> 00:14:10,875 - You know what? 613 00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:12,542 We'll call our parents, 614 00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:12,542 and I'm sure they'll be happy 615 00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:14,208 to pay for this bill. 616 00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:18,333 [groans] 617 00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:20,667 - Are you sure you're not 618 00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:20,667 wearing my wig, Tom? 619 00:14:20,709 --> 00:14:22,500 - Nope. 620 00:14:22,542 --> 00:14:24,667 This one feels right. 621 00:14:24,709 --> 00:14:26,834 [phone ringing] 622 00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:28,000 Uh-oh! 623 00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:28,000 [phone rings] 624 00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:29,208 Where's my phone? 625 00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:30,208 [phone rings] 626 00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:30,208 - [gasps] 627 00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:31,667 Oh! It's in your tail! 628 00:14:31,709 --> 00:14:32,667 [phone rings] 629 00:14:31,709 --> 00:14:32,667 - What? Where? 630 00:14:32,709 --> 00:14:34,166 Oh! 631 00:14:32,709 --> 00:14:34,166 [groans] 632 00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:35,709 [phone rings] 633 00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:35,709 I can't get it. 634 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,375 My mer-skin is too tight. 635 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,375 [phone rings] 636 00:14:37,417 --> 00:14:38,750 Oh, well. 637 00:14:38,792 --> 00:14:40,041 I'm sure it wasn't important. 638 00:14:40,083 --> 00:14:41,709 It's show time, Mrs. Merman! 639 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,375 - Okay, let's hurry and get 640 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,375 our tails out there! 641 00:14:43,417 --> 00:14:48,041 Go fast! 642 00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:49,375 - Something's fishy. 643 00:14:49,417 --> 00:14:51,166 They're not answering. 644 00:14:51,208 --> 00:14:52,875 - I'm sorry, guys. 645 00:14:52,917 --> 00:14:55,208 It looks like we're not 646 00:14:52,917 --> 00:14:55,208 gonna be able to pay our part of 647 00:14:52,917 --> 00:14:55,208 the bill. 648 00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:57,542 - Guys, I think I know 649 00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:57,542 how to handle this. 650 00:14:57,583 --> 00:14:59,542 Run! 651 00:14:59,583 --> 00:15:01,291 - Ow! 652 00:14:59,583 --> 00:15:01,291 - Oh, my God! 653 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:02,625 - It hurts! 654 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:02,625 - Ow! 655 00:15:02,667 --> 00:15:04,125 - [whimpering] 656 00:15:04,166 --> 00:15:05,709 - Ow! 657 00:15:04,166 --> 00:15:05,709 - [shrills] 658 00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:07,583 - Don't worry... 659 00:15:07,625 --> 00:15:09,583 I have an idea of how 660 00:15:07,625 --> 00:15:09,583 we can work this all out. 661 00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:10,500 - [exhales] 662 00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:14,917 - It's not working! 663 00:15:14,959 --> 00:15:16,917 - Just keep your finger 664 00:15:14,959 --> 00:15:16,917 on the hole! 665 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:19,375 - You know, 666 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:19,375 this really isn't so bad. 667 00:15:21,166 --> 00:15:22,834 - Madison wants you 668 00:15:21,166 --> 00:15:22,834 to scoop out 669 00:15:22,875 --> 00:15:26,792 whatever's been floating 670 00:15:22,875 --> 00:15:26,792 in the wave pool. 671 00:15:26,834 --> 00:15:29,667 - Now, it's bad. 672 00:15:29,709 --> 00:15:34,250 - Best summer ever. 673 00:15:34,291 --> 00:15:35,625 - It's not working! 674 00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:41,834 - Just keep your finger 675 00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:41,834 on the hole! 676 00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:44,333 [upbeat music] 677 00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:46,083 ♪ ♪ 678 00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:48,083 - Welcome to Madison's 679 00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:48,083 Best Summer Ever Kick-Off Party! 680 00:15:48,125 --> 00:15:51,333 - Welcome to Madison's 681 00:15:48,125 --> 00:15:51,333 Best Summer Ever Kick-Off Party! 682 00:15:51,375 --> 00:15:53,333 - Maybe if we hand out 683 00:15:51,375 --> 00:15:53,333 all these leis, 684 00:15:53,375 --> 00:15:55,000 Madison will let us 685 00:15:53,375 --> 00:15:55,000 get out of here. 686 00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:56,834 - Yeah! 687 00:15:56,875 --> 00:15:58,834 - Welcome to Madison's 688 00:15:56,875 --> 00:15:58,834 Best Summer Ever Kick-Off Party! 689 00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:01,083 Let's get out of here! 690 00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:02,583 - Good news! 691 00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:03,750 I found more leis. 692 00:16:03,792 --> 00:16:04,750 - Ahh. 693 00:16:04,792 --> 00:16:07,041 [laughter] 694 00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:08,625 - Hey, Dawn! 695 00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:10,375 - Ooh, can we get 696 00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:10,375 some of those? 697 00:16:10,417 --> 00:16:11,625 - Mae, why aren't you 698 00:16:10,417 --> 00:16:11,625 in your uniform? 699 00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:13,709 - Uh, 700 00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:13,709 the snack shack's closed, 701 00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:16,625 and Trey said Miles could 702 00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:16,625 bring me to the party. 703 00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:19,125 But we promise we'll try to act 704 00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:19,125 like we're having a bad time 705 00:16:19,166 --> 00:16:20,625 whenever you look over. 706 00:16:20,667 --> 00:16:21,875 - Oh, we've been practicing. 707 00:16:21,917 --> 00:16:26,792 Watch. 708 00:16:26,834 --> 00:16:28,375 - It's okay. 709 00:16:28,417 --> 00:16:29,625 Just because it's not 710 00:16:28,417 --> 00:16:29,625 my best summer ever, 711 00:16:29,667 --> 00:16:31,166 doesn't mean 712 00:16:29,667 --> 00:16:31,166 it can't be yours. 713 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,583 - So how about those leis? 714 00:16:34,625 --> 00:16:36,417 - Right. 715 00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:39,417 - Could you put them on us? 716 00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:42,750 - Okay. 717 00:16:42,792 --> 00:16:44,917 - And could you say 718 00:16:42,792 --> 00:16:44,917 the welcome thing again? 719 00:16:44,959 --> 00:16:49,834 - Or we could just come in! 720 00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:50,959 - Hey! 721 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,917 - Oh, hey! 722 00:16:52,959 --> 00:16:55,500 - So I was wondering 723 00:16:52,959 --> 00:16:55,500 if maybe you wanted to hang 724 00:16:52,959 --> 00:16:55,500 after the party? 725 00:16:55,542 --> 00:16:57,750 - Yeah! 726 00:16:55,542 --> 00:16:57,750 - Sounds good! 727 00:16:55,542 --> 00:16:57,750 - I'm down! 728 00:16:57,792 --> 00:16:59,083 - Not. You. 729 00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:01,125 boys: Ah! 730 00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:02,417 - That'd be great. 731 00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:04,125 boys: Ooh! 732 00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:05,000 boys: Ahh! 733 00:17:05,041 --> 00:17:07,166 - Sunburn! Sunburn! 734 00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:08,959 - So, um... 735 00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:08,959 can I get your phone number? 736 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,625 boys: Ooh! 737 00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:14,291 Do you mind 738 00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:14,291 typing in your number? 739 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:17,375 I don't use 740 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:17,375 my D-D-DJ hands. 741 00:17:17,417 --> 00:17:20,583 - He has a special DJ hand? 742 00:17:17,417 --> 00:17:20,583 - That's cool! 743 00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:23,625 - I wish I had a special hand 744 00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:23,625 for something. 745 00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:25,125 [gasps] 746 00:17:25,166 --> 00:17:28,792 From now on, 747 00:17:25,166 --> 00:17:28,792 this is my pudding hand! 748 00:17:28,834 --> 00:17:34,959 Nope. 749 00:17:28,834 --> 00:17:34,959 It's my mayonnaise hand. 750 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,875 - Later when I dedicate 751 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,875 a song to a special someone, 752 00:17:36,917 --> 00:17:38,625 you'll know who 753 00:17:36,917 --> 00:17:38,625 I'm talking about. 754 00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:40,542 boys: Ooh! 755 00:17:40,583 --> 00:17:41,542 boys: Ow! 756 00:17:41,583 --> 00:17:42,709 - Assistant! 757 00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:44,542 We have an emergency! 758 00:17:44,583 --> 00:17:46,208 I need someone to replace 759 00:17:44,583 --> 00:17:46,208 the boring rubber bands 760 00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:48,375 on the lobster claws 761 00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:48,375 with these official 762 00:17:48,417 --> 00:17:49,959 Best Summer Ever 763 00:17:48,417 --> 00:17:49,959 Kick-Off Party rubber bands. 764 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,458 - They'll do it! 765 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,458 boys: She'll do it! 766 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,709 - All four of you 767 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,709 are gonna do it. 768 00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:54,041 Now, go do it! 769 00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:56,041 Wow, 770 00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:56,041 this rhyming thing is fun. 771 00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:57,667 - Technically, since you rhymed 772 00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:57,667 "do it" with "do it," 773 00:17:57,709 --> 00:17:59,166 it wasn't actually a-- 774 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:03,083 never mind, carry on, 775 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:03,083 your rhyme-ness. 776 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:06,000 - ♪ To answer the question 777 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:06,000 we get asked most often ♪ 778 00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:07,917 - ♪ Our top half is human ♪ 779 00:18:07,959 --> 00:18:09,333 - ♪ Our bottom half is dolphin ♪ 780 00:18:09,375 --> 00:18:11,000 both: 781 00:18:09,375 --> 00:18:11,000 ♪ Getting fishy with it ♪ 782 00:18:11,041 --> 00:18:12,750 ♪ La, la, la-la ♪ 783 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:14,417 ♪ Getting fishy with it ♪ 784 00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:15,917 ♪ La, la, la-la ♪ 785 00:18:15,959 --> 00:18:17,583 ♪ Getting fishy with it ♪ 786 00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:19,083 ♪ La, la, la-la ♪ 787 00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:21,917 ♪ Getting fishy with it ♪ 788 00:18:21,959 --> 00:18:23,750 - So embarrassing. 789 00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:26,041 - Says the guy who just ate 790 00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:26,041 a handful of mayonnaise. 791 00:18:27,709 --> 00:18:30,667 - Okay, got all the old 792 00:18:27,709 --> 00:18:30,667 rubber bands off. 793 00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:32,750 Now we just need to get 794 00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:32,750 the new ones on. 795 00:18:32,792 --> 00:18:34,083 - Oh, ooh! 796 00:18:34,125 --> 00:18:35,166 Wait, 797 00:18:34,125 --> 00:18:35,166 why didn't we think 798 00:18:35,208 --> 00:18:37,250 to put 799 00:18:35,208 --> 00:18:37,250 the new rubbers bands on 800 00:18:37,291 --> 00:18:39,250 before taking 801 00:18:37,291 --> 00:18:39,250 the old rubber bands off? 802 00:18:39,291 --> 00:18:42,250 - [whispers] 803 00:18:39,291 --> 00:18:42,250 Because we're children. 804 00:18:42,291 --> 00:18:43,917 - You know what? 805 00:18:42,291 --> 00:18:43,917 It seems like 806 00:18:43,959 --> 00:18:45,583 you have this under control. 807 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,583 - Yeah... 808 00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:49,583 - Fine. 809 00:18:49,625 --> 00:18:52,792 Do you have brothers? 810 00:18:52,834 --> 00:18:55,000 - Guys, check it out. 811 00:18:56,917 --> 00:18:57,875 - Do we tell her? 812 00:18:57,917 --> 00:18:59,792 - We have to. 813 00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:00,959 - Dawn! 814 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:01,959 You need to see this. 815 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:02,959 - Not now! 816 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,125 - No! Now! 817 00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:06,083 - [sighs] 818 00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:06,083 What? 819 00:19:07,875 --> 00:19:09,583 Wait, what's going on? 820 00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:11,417 - They're holding hands. 821 00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:11,417 - Yeah, I can see 822 00:19:11,458 --> 00:19:13,083 what's going on, 823 00:19:11,458 --> 00:19:13,083 but I want to know 824 00:19:13,125 --> 00:19:15,875 what's going on. 825 00:19:15,917 --> 00:19:18,125 - So are we still gonna 826 00:19:15,917 --> 00:19:18,125 hang after the party? 827 00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:19,458 - I don't know if I can. 828 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:20,750 But... 829 00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:22,417 when I dedicate a song 830 00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:22,417 to a special someone, 831 00:19:22,458 --> 00:19:23,917 you'll know who 832 00:19:22,458 --> 00:19:23,917 I'm talking about. 833 00:19:23,959 --> 00:19:25,250 [both giggle] 834 00:19:25,291 --> 00:19:27,250 - That's what he said to me. 835 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,750 - We're sorry, Dawn. 836 00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:31,000 - We've been total jerks 837 00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:31,000 to you today. 838 00:19:31,041 --> 00:19:32,917 And now you've gotta go through 839 00:19:31,041 --> 00:19:32,917 a horrible heartbreak. 840 00:19:32,959 --> 00:19:35,583 - Yeah! That jerk doesn't 841 00:19:32,959 --> 00:19:35,583 get to ruin your summer. 842 00:19:35,625 --> 00:19:39,000 We're the jerks who get 843 00:19:35,625 --> 00:19:39,000 to ruin your summer. 844 00:19:39,041 --> 00:19:40,083 - Look, I agree 845 00:19:39,041 --> 00:19:40,083 you've been jerks. 846 00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:41,834 Big jerks. 847 00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:41,834 Huge jerks. 848 00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,083 But don't worry, jerks, 849 00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:44,333 I'm not heartbroken. 850 00:19:44,375 --> 00:19:45,583 - What? 851 00:19:44,375 --> 00:19:45,583 - You're not? 852 00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:46,709 - Why not? 853 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,041 - Look, I mean, 854 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,041 he's cute and all, 855 00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:49,458 but I just met him today. 856 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:52,625 And that whole D-D-DJ hand 857 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:52,625 thing is kinda lame. 858 00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:54,542 - But a mayonnaise hand 859 00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:54,542 is cool, right? 860 00:19:54,583 --> 00:19:57,041 both: No! 861 00:19:57,083 --> 00:19:58,875 - Anyway, 862 00:19:57,083 --> 00:19:58,875 he's not playing me. 863 00:19:58,917 --> 00:20:01,542 He's playing her. 864 00:20:01,583 --> 00:20:03,041 You know what? 865 00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:04,792 Even though Madison's 866 00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:04,792 been nasty to me, 867 00:20:04,834 --> 00:20:07,458 I understand the idea of 868 00:20:04,834 --> 00:20:07,458 wanting the best summer ever. 869 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,041 She shouldn't 870 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,041 have her chance of that 871 00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:11,000 being ruined by a lying jerk. 872 00:20:13,917 --> 00:20:15,542 Look, Madison, 873 00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:17,709 I know I may be 874 00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:17,709 risking my job here... 875 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,375 b-u-u-u-u-u-t... 876 00:20:19,417 --> 00:20:21,083 I need to tell you something. 877 00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:27,333 - Okay, buts are my thing. 878 00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:27,333 [clears throat] 879 00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:27,333 B-u-u-u-u-u-t... go on. 880 00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:29,667 - Okay. 881 00:20:29,709 --> 00:20:32,125 - Hey, Dawn, 882 00:20:29,709 --> 00:20:32,125 I got your text. 883 00:20:32,166 --> 00:20:36,000 What'd you wanna 884 00:20:32,166 --> 00:20:36,000 talk to me about? 885 00:20:32,166 --> 00:20:36,000 - Oh, I just wanted to make sure 886 00:20:32,166 --> 00:20:36,000 we're still hanging out later. 887 00:20:36,041 --> 00:20:37,333 - You know it. 888 00:20:37,375 --> 00:20:38,375 - So is that why you can't 889 00:20:37,375 --> 00:20:38,375 hang out with me later? 890 00:20:38,417 --> 00:20:39,834 - Madison? 891 00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:41,250 - You've been playing me. 892 00:20:41,291 --> 00:20:42,792 - No, I haven't, I-- 893 00:20:42,834 --> 00:20:46,792 - Oh, yes, you have, and the 894 00:20:42,834 --> 00:20:46,792 player's about to get played. 895 00:20:46,834 --> 00:20:49,542 - Not so fast, D-D-DJ! 896 00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:51,208 - Uh, who-- 897 00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:51,208 who are you? 898 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,458 - Girlfriend backup. 899 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:53,458 So back up. 900 00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:55,333 - Girls, girls... 901 00:20:55,375 --> 00:20:58,375 Look, you can't blame me. I'm 902 00:20:55,375 --> 00:20:58,375 just trying to have the best 903 00:20:55,375 --> 00:20:58,375 summer eve-- 904 00:20:58,417 --> 00:20:59,875 - Oh! 905 00:20:58,417 --> 00:20:59,875 - Ooh! 906 00:20:59,917 --> 00:21:04,208 Whaaa! 907 00:20:59,917 --> 00:21:04,208 - Didn't expect that! 908 00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:06,792 - Ow! Owww! 909 00:21:06,834 --> 00:21:10,542 My D-D-DJ hand! 910 00:21:06,834 --> 00:21:10,542 [whimpering] 911 00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:12,542 - Check it out, everybody. 912 00:21:12,583 --> 00:21:16,000 The DJ invented a new dance. 913 00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:19,542 - Come on! 914 00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:19,542 Let's have some fun! 915 00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:20,792 - Hey! 916 00:21:20,834 --> 00:21:22,625 Thanks for looking out for me. 917 00:21:22,667 --> 00:21:24,291 Why'd you do that? 918 00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:27,375 - Oh, well, just seemed like 919 00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:27,375 the right thing to do. 920 00:21:27,417 --> 00:21:28,125 - Well, thanks. 921 00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:29,083 But... 922 00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:30,000 this doesn't make us friends. 923 00:21:30,041 --> 00:21:31,125 - Oh, no. 924 00:21:30,041 --> 00:21:31,125 Definitely not. 925 00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:32,250 - Good. 926 00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:32,250 - Good. 927 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,291 - Good. 928 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,291 - Good. 929 00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:35,500 Last words are my thing. 930 00:21:35,542 --> 00:21:36,792 - [mockingly] Good. 931 00:21:35,542 --> 00:21:36,792 - Heard that. 932 00:21:36,834 --> 00:21:39,625 - Oh! 933 00:21:36,834 --> 00:21:39,625 - Don't worry, 934 00:21:36,834 --> 00:21:39,625 I won't tell anybody. 935 00:21:39,667 --> 00:21:41,291 Come on, let's go 936 00:21:39,667 --> 00:21:41,291 do the lobster! 937 00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:47,625 [playing The B52's 938 00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:47,625 "Rock Lobster" instrumental] 939 00:21:47,667 --> 00:21:52,625 ♪ ♪ 940 00:21:52,667 --> 00:21:59,500 ♪ ♪ 941 00:22:00,583 --> 00:22:07,500 ♪ ♪ 942 00:22:11,583 --> 00:22:14,542 [upbeat rock music] 943 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:15,583 ♪ ♪