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- ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la,
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la, la, la, la, la ♪
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- Hey, Dad?
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Remember how mad you were
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when the dog groomers next door
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dumped all their old dog hair
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in our dumpster?
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- Those hair-dumping
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Montagellis.
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- And remember how
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when they went on vacation
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we got revenge by shoving
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tuna salad in their mail slot?
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- Those tuna-salad-stinking
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Montagellis.
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- And remember how you said
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you'd flip out
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if the Montagellis
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ever came in here again?
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[eerie suspenseful music]
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- Those come-in-here-again
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Montagellis!
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Ah!
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- He did say he'd flip out.
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- He's a man of his word.
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- Anne!
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The Montagellis are here!
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- I knew it was Monta-smelly
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in here.
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- What're you doing here,
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Monta-smellies?
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- Yeah, you know the rules.
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We're banned from the groomers,
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and you're banned
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from Get Sporty.
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- Look, we're only here
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because my dad wanted
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to make sure
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you guys got a package
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the mailman accidentally left
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with us.
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- Oh, well, thank you.
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[glass shatters]
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Ah!
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- Mom, didn't the mailman
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leave a package here
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for the Montagellis?
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- Yes, he did.
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Thank you for reminding me.
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[glass shatters]
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- Ah!
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- We loathe you, Harpers!
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- We loathe you, Montagellis!
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- Maybe you guys should loathe
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the mailman.
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He's clearly not very good
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at his job.
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- Beat it, Monta-smellies.
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- Don't worry.
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No Montagelli would ever be
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anywhere near a Har-pooper.
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So when do you think we can tell
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our families about each other?
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- Oh, you know, never.
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[upbeat music]
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- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na,
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na, na, na, na, na ♪
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[whistling]
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♪ ♪
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♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
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♪ One, two ♪
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- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
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- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
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- Hey, do you guys wanna go
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door-to-door asking for money?
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- I'm in.
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- Yep.
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I like money.
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- You don't get to keep it.
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- I'm out.
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- Nope.
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- Always a catch.
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- Come on.
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Our Nature Club is raising money
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for Charity.
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She's an injured,
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flightless goose
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living in the alley
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behind Get Sporty.
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- So your charity is
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for Charity?
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- A little on the nose,
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don't you think?
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- The money we raise
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will help ship the goose
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back to her gaggle in Canada.
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- Yeah, how have you guys
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not heard about this?
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It's a huge story
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all over the Internet.
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- Um, maybe because we don't
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care about some dumb bird.
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- Get that bird!
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[doorbell rings]
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[electronic game sounds]
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all: Hey!
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[romantic music]
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♪ ♪
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[together] Hello.
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- These are my friends
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from Nature Club.
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Faith, Hope, and Susan.
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- So you guys are gonna help us
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raise money for Charity?
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- That poor, flightless bird
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living in the alley
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behind Get Sporty?
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- Of course we're going
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to help you.
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- Yeah, it's a huge story.
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It's all over the Internet.
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- Come on, girls.
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Help me set up
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these collection boxes.
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- You guys don't care
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about Charity.
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- [gasps]
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- How dare you, Dawn.
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We love that duck.
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- Duck?
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- Goose.
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- both: Right.
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- You just wanna impress
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those girls.
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- "Impress" those girls?
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Please.
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I know how we can impress
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those girls.
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You know, instead of begging
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for money door-to-door,
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why don't we do
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something classier?
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Like begging for money online.
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- Ah, good one.
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- I guess there are
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some websites
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where you could post videos
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to raise money for a charity.
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- Oh, we could make a funny
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comedy video with the goose
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to ask for money.
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- That could work.
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- Totally could.
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- Oh please.
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There's nothing worse than guys
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trying to be funny online.
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- Yeah.
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- Of course.
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- Yeah, bad idea, Dawn.
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- Why don't we do a benefit
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at the cafe?
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We could get a bunch
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of performers to do a show
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and we'd charge admission.
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- Yeah, but we'd just need
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to find performers.
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- We could perform.
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Right, boys?
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- Yeah.
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- That could be great.
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- I'm willing to try it.
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- Oh, please.
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There's nothing worse than guys
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trying to sing when they can't.
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both: Yep.
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- Another stinker, Dawn.
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- But the benefit show is
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a good idea.
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- Excellent.
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So why don't we get away
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from Dawn
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and her terrible ideas
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and discuss this
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over some delicious cookies?
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- Yeah, I have some ginger snaps
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cooling on the counter.
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[cell phone dings]
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- [giggles]
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- Dawn, are you texting
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with a boy?
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- No.
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[cell phone dings]
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[giggles]
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- I know that giggle.
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You are totally texting
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with a boy.
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- No, I'm not.
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[cell phone dings]
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- Fine.
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Then look at that next text
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without smiling or giggling.
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- Piece of cake.
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[giggles]
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Dang it.
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- Okay, Dawn, spill it.
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- Fine, but you can't
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tell anybody, okay?
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So a few weeks ago, I was taking
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the trash out to the dumpster,
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and saying hi to Charity.
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[goose honks]
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When I heard...
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[acoustic guitar music playing]
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- ♪ Everybody gets by sometimes
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you know ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ What else can we do
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when we're feelin' low ♪
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- Why is such a great musician
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playing out here in the alley?
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- I like the acoustics.
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Why is such a cute girl
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taking out the trash?
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- I like the scenery.
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- It's even better
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from where I'm standing.
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- And we've been hanging out
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ever since.
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- Ooh, a secret romance
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with an older boy,
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and between
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feuding families too.
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- I know but that's why
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we haven't told anybody
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about us yet.
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- You guys are like
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Romeo and Juliet.
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Joey-o and Dawn-iet.
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Dawn-eo and Joey-et.
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[laughs]
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JoJo and Big D.
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I'll work on it.
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[rock music]
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- Thanks again for letting us
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hold the auditions in the cafe.
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- Oh, honey, we're happy
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to let you use the cafe
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for such a good cause.
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- Absolutely.
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We're all about charity.
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[chuckles]
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Try to get people to eat.
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Push the egg salad.
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It's just on the verge.
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- Uh, before we get started,
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can I interest anyone
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in an egg salad sandwich?
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- Ooh, I'm interested.
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- Oh, uh...
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Dad said it's on the verge.
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- Ah, usually
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I have it on wheat,
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but let's mix it up.
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- Uh, one egg salad sandwich.
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- Ooh, on verge.
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- First up is Natlee
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and Old-Schooley Dooley.
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- Today, I'm gonna be
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poppin' and lockin' for ya.
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- Oh, no.
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- Oh, yeah.
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[funky electronic music playing
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on radio]
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- Here we go.
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- Come on.
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- I like where this is going.
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- I have a good feeling
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about this.
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- They're wasting our lives
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right now.
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- Aww, yeah.
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- Aww--no.
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- Yeah, they really
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stunk up the joint.
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- Yeah, it's all roses
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from here on out.
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- Definitely.
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- Ah, this smells worse
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than Dooley.
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- Knock, knock.
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Knock, knock.
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[falsetto]
293
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Who's there?
294
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- Not you.
295
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[dramatic Latin music]
296
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♪ ♪
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both: Olé!
298
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- Oh, my.
299
00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:41,041
- Oh, boys.
300
00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:41,041
- Oh, no.
301
00:07:41,083 --> 00:07:43,125
- How are we ever gonna find
302
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a performer
303
00:07:43,166 --> 00:07:45,250
that will raise enough money
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to impress the girls?
305
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- Oh, and help Charity.
306
00:07:45,291 --> 00:07:47,750
- Oh, come on.
307
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We all know you're only doing it
308
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for the girls.
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[all gasp]
310
00:07:49,750 --> 00:07:51,291
- Please.
311
00:07:51,333 --> 00:07:53,375
You lie worse
312
00:07:51,333 --> 00:07:53,375
than Dooley break dances.
313
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- Hey, can you take the trash
314
00:07:53,417 --> 00:07:56,041
out to the dumpster?
315
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I think I pulled a glute doing
316
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all those puntas y plantas.
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- Fine.
318
00:07:59,709 --> 00:08:02,458
- Sure.
319
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- Ugh, my stomach hurts.
320
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- Look, I know
321
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you don't want anyone
322
00:08:10,125 --> 00:08:11,750
to know about you and Joey,
323
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but maybe we should ask him
324
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to sing at the benefit.
325
00:08:13,917 --> 00:08:15,417
You said he was really good.
326
00:08:15,458 --> 00:08:17,834
- It's too risky for us
327
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to be together in public.
328
00:08:17,875 --> 00:08:19,709
- Just act like
329
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you don't like each other.
330
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- [scoffs]
331
00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:21,000
Yeah, right.
332
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Whenever Joey and I
333
00:08:21,041 --> 00:08:22,375
are together,
334
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we can't help but make
335
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goo-goo eyes at each other.
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- Well, you better find a way
337
00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:28,000
for that goo-goo to go-go
338
00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:30,125
'cause Jo-Jo just walked
339
00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:30,125
in the do-do.
340
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- We found our star act
341
00:08:30,166 --> 00:08:33,000
for the benefit!
342
00:08:33,041 --> 00:08:35,458
- Yeah, he was singing
343
00:08:33,041 --> 00:08:35,458
in the alley to some bird.
344
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- He's a filthy Montagelli,
345
00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:39,000
but...
346
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he's got the voice of an angel.
347
00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:46,542
- This is not good.
348
00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:46,542
- No, this is terrible.
349
00:08:46,583 --> 00:08:48,125
But kind of wonderful.
350
00:08:48,166 --> 00:08:49,667
But terrible.
351
00:08:48,166 --> 00:08:49,667
But...
352
00:08:49,709 --> 00:08:51,709
kinda wonderful.
353
00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:54,125
Terrible.
354
00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:54,125
But wonderful.
355
00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:55,625
- Thank you.
356
00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:55,625
It's terrible.
357
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♪♪
358
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[rock music]
359
00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:05,583
- What are you guys doing?
360
00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:05,583
Joey is not allowed--
361
00:09:05,625 --> 00:09:07,291
I mean, this stinky,
362
00:09:07,333 --> 00:09:09,291
low-rent pet barber
363
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isn't allowed in here.
364
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- We're overlooking
365
00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:11,417
his obvious flaws
366
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and vile family
367
00:09:11,458 --> 00:09:13,917
because he's a great singer.
368
00:09:13,959 --> 00:09:15,709
- Yeah, we'll definitely
369
00:09:13,959 --> 00:09:15,709
raise enough money
370
00:09:15,750 --> 00:09:17,917
to impress those girls.
371
00:09:17,959 --> 00:09:19,125
And help that duck.
372
00:09:17,959 --> 00:09:19,125
- Duck?
373
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- Goose.
374
00:09:19,166 --> 00:09:21,500
both: Right.
375
00:09:21,542 --> 00:09:23,500
- It's all about the goose,
376
00:09:21,542 --> 00:09:23,500
isn't it, Joey?
377
00:09:23,542 --> 00:09:25,667
- Yeah.
378
00:09:25,709 --> 00:09:28,834
Sometimes I think could get lost
379
00:09:25,709 --> 00:09:28,834
in the goose's eyes forever.
380
00:09:28,875 --> 00:09:32,041
- It's a goose, dude.
381
00:09:28,875 --> 00:09:32,041
Take it down a notch.
382
00:09:32,083 --> 00:09:33,917
- [giggles]
383
00:09:33,959 --> 00:09:35,417
- I think you're the goose.
384
00:09:35,458 --> 00:09:36,375
- I know.
385
00:09:38,417 --> 00:09:39,834
Thanks.
386
00:09:39,875 --> 00:09:42,000
Look, I don't care
387
00:09:39,875 --> 00:09:42,000
how you feel about that goose--
388
00:09:42,041 --> 00:09:43,333
who feels the same way
389
00:09:42,041 --> 00:09:43,333
about you,
390
00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:45,291
but this is a terrible idea.
391
00:09:45,333 --> 00:09:47,750
- [gasps]
392
00:09:45,333 --> 00:09:47,750
Montagelli.
393
00:09:47,792 --> 00:09:50,959
- Dad, the boys want
394
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this Montagelli
395
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to play the benefit.
396
00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,417
- No.
397
00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:55,417
A Montagelli has no business
398
00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:55,417
being in our store.
399
00:09:55,458 --> 00:09:58,000
- Ugh, come on.
400
00:09:55,458 --> 00:09:58,000
Joey's voice is so good,
401
00:09:58,041 --> 00:10:00,375
it'll raise tons of money
402
00:09:58,041 --> 00:10:00,375
for Charity.
403
00:10:00,417 --> 00:10:03,709
- Yeah, you just need
404
00:10:00,417 --> 00:10:03,709
to hear him play.
405
00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:07,000
- ♪ And if you feel
406
00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:07,000
you're sinking ♪
407
00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:09,542
♪ I will jump right over ♪
408
00:10:09,583 --> 00:10:14,000
♪ Into cold,
409
00:10:09,583 --> 00:10:14,000
cold water for you ♪
410
00:10:14,041 --> 00:10:15,709
♪ And although time... ♪
411
00:10:15,750 --> 00:10:18,000
- I can't believe
412
00:10:15,750 --> 00:10:18,000
that beautiful voice
413
00:10:18,041 --> 00:10:20,917
is coming out of a Montagelli.
414
00:10:20,959 --> 00:10:22,709
- So he can play at the benefit?
415
00:10:22,750 --> 00:10:24,583
- ♪ You ♪
416
00:10:22,750 --> 00:10:24,583
- Yes.
417
00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:25,709
- Yes!
418
00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:25,709
- Ah.
419
00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:28,750
- He's a revelation.
420
00:10:28,792 --> 00:10:32,375
[playing "Cold Water"]
421
00:10:32,417 --> 00:10:34,125
- ♪ I'll be your lifeline... ♪
422
00:10:34,166 --> 00:10:36,250
- Why does the guy
423
00:10:34,166 --> 00:10:36,250
who likes me so much
424
00:10:36,291 --> 00:10:38,959
have to be so good-looking
425
00:10:36,291 --> 00:10:38,959
and talented?
426
00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:42,750
- Yeah, it's a real tragedy.
427
00:10:42,792 --> 00:10:45,834
- This guy's good.
428
00:10:42,792 --> 00:10:45,834
- Very good.
429
00:10:45,875 --> 00:10:49,583
- There's nothing better than
430
00:10:45,875 --> 00:10:49,583
a boy with a beautiful voice.
431
00:10:49,625 --> 00:10:52,250
- Maybe too good.
432
00:10:52,291 --> 00:10:54,250
- We don't stand a chance
433
00:10:52,291 --> 00:10:54,250
with the girls
434
00:10:54,291 --> 00:10:56,542
if we don't get 'em away from
435
00:10:54,291 --> 00:10:56,542
that golden-throated songbird.
436
00:10:56,583 --> 00:10:58,375
- But that
437
00:10:56,583 --> 00:10:58,375
golden-throated songbird
438
00:10:58,417 --> 00:11:01,667
is our only way to have a chance
439
00:10:58,417 --> 00:11:01,667
with the girls.
440
00:11:01,709 --> 00:11:04,333
♪ ♪
441
00:11:04,375 --> 00:11:09,458
- ♪ I'll be your lifeline
442
00:11:04,375 --> 00:11:09,458
tonight ♪
443
00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:12,583
♪ I won't let go ♪
444
00:11:12,625 --> 00:11:15,291
[applause]
445
00:11:16,917 --> 00:11:19,083
Thank you, guys,
446
00:11:16,917 --> 00:11:19,083
for letting me play the benefit.
447
00:11:19,125 --> 00:11:21,792
I probably should go
448
00:11:19,125 --> 00:11:21,792
before my parents notice.
449
00:11:21,834 --> 00:11:23,375
- Bye, Joey.
450
00:11:23,417 --> 00:11:25,125
[together] Bye, Joey.
451
00:11:25,166 --> 00:11:27,750
- We've made
452
00:11:25,166 --> 00:11:27,750
a terrible miscalculation.
453
00:11:27,792 --> 00:11:29,375
- Maybe we should
454
00:11:27,792 --> 00:11:29,375
forget about the girls
455
00:11:29,417 --> 00:11:30,583
and do this for Charity.
456
00:11:30,625 --> 00:11:33,000
[all laugh]
457
00:11:33,041 --> 00:11:35,375
- Joey's gotta go.
458
00:11:35,417 --> 00:11:38,583
♪♪
459
00:11:38,625 --> 00:11:41,375
- Oh, good, you got my text.
460
00:11:38,625 --> 00:11:41,375
Look, I just wanted to talk
461
00:11:41,417 --> 00:11:42,875
to you about what's goin--
462
00:11:41,417 --> 00:11:42,875
- Joey, I get it.
463
00:11:42,917 --> 00:11:44,417
I know how you feel
464
00:11:42,917 --> 00:11:44,417
about the goose,
465
00:11:44,458 --> 00:11:46,041
but you playing in the store's
466
00:11:44,458 --> 00:11:46,041
too risky.
467
00:11:46,083 --> 00:11:47,542
We could get caught.
468
00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:49,083
But what do you think?
469
00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:49,083
- Well, I mean--
470
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,667
- I hear you.
471
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,667
This way we could
472
00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:52,291
spend more time together,
473
00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:52,291
which would be nice, I know.
474
00:11:52,333 --> 00:11:53,792
But is it to dangerous?
475
00:11:52,333 --> 00:11:53,792
- I think that--
476
00:11:53,834 --> 00:11:55,125
- You're right.
477
00:11:53,834 --> 00:11:55,125
It's gonna be too hard
478
00:11:55,166 --> 00:11:56,917
to act like
479
00:11:55,166 --> 00:11:56,917
there's nothing going on.
480
00:11:56,959 --> 00:12:01,250
Look, especially when you keep
481
00:11:56,959 --> 00:12:01,250
giving me those goo-goo eyes.
482
00:12:01,291 --> 00:12:02,667
But I love the goo-goo eyes.
483
00:12:02,709 --> 00:12:05,250
Don't stop giving me
484
00:12:02,709 --> 00:12:05,250
the goo-goo eyes.
485
00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:06,917
Ugh, enough
486
00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:06,917
with the goo-goo eyes.
487
00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:08,458
Maybe we should just
488
00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:08,458
let everyone know
489
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:10,083
that we like each other?
490
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:10,083
Do you think that
491
00:12:10,125 --> 00:12:11,417
would change their minds?
492
00:12:10,125 --> 00:12:11,417
- I mean, it couldn't--
493
00:12:11,458 --> 00:12:12,750
- I know.
494
00:12:11,458 --> 00:12:12,750
It'll be impossible
495
00:12:12,792 --> 00:12:14,208
because the Harpers
496
00:12:12,792 --> 00:12:14,208
and Montagellis
497
00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:16,166
will never understand.
498
00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:16,166
You're right.
499
00:12:16,208 --> 00:12:17,500
- Look, Dawn--
500
00:12:16,208 --> 00:12:17,500
- Then it's agreed.
501
00:12:17,542 --> 00:12:19,041
- We'll do the event
502
00:12:17,542 --> 00:12:19,041
and we'll keep us a secret.
503
00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:20,625
Yes?
504
00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:20,625
Okay.
505
00:12:20,667 --> 00:12:22,208
Thank you so much
506
00:12:20,667 --> 00:12:22,208
for helping me figure this out.
507
00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:26,291
You always know exactly
508
00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:26,291
what to say.
509
00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:28,583
- [sighs]
510
00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:28,583
You know what, Charity?
511
00:12:28,625 --> 00:12:30,709
I really like--
512
00:12:28,625 --> 00:12:30,709
[goose honks]
513
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:34,041
You too?
514
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:34,041
Ow.
515
00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:35,709
- That Joey's so cute.
516
00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:39,125
- I wish I were a goose
517
00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:39,125
without a gaggle.
518
00:12:39,166 --> 00:12:41,375
- It's still warm.
519
00:12:41,417 --> 00:12:43,500
- You'd think a guy that
520
00:12:41,417 --> 00:12:43,500
good-looking and that talented
521
00:12:43,542 --> 00:12:45,750
would already have a girl
522
00:12:43,542 --> 00:12:45,750
and wouldn't have to steal ours.
523
00:12:45,792 --> 00:12:49,250
- Yeah, how is a hunk like that
524
00:12:45,792 --> 00:12:49,250
not taken?
525
00:12:49,291 --> 00:12:52,917
- Taken.
526
00:12:49,291 --> 00:12:52,917
That's it.
527
00:12:52,959 --> 00:12:54,959
Boy, that Joey.
528
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,333
What a dreamboat.
529
00:12:57,375 --> 00:12:58,875
Too bad he's taken.
530
00:12:57,375 --> 00:12:58,875
- What?
531
00:12:58,917 --> 00:13:00,291
- No.
532
00:12:58,917 --> 00:13:00,291
- Who is she?
533
00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:02,041
- Uh, who is she?
534
00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:05,917
She's, uh...
535
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:07,166
Dawn.
536
00:13:07,208 --> 00:13:08,834
- What?
537
00:13:07,208 --> 00:13:08,834
- I had no idea.
538
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,875
- Lucky.
539
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,875
- Sorry, ladies.
540
00:13:10,917 --> 00:13:14,333
His FaceShack status says
541
00:13:10,917 --> 00:13:14,333
his shack door's closed.
542
00:13:14,375 --> 00:13:17,333
- The seat is cold.
543
00:13:17,375 --> 00:13:18,917
- Nice lie, Dicky.
544
00:13:18,959 --> 00:13:21,250
- Yeah, that solved everything.
545
00:13:18,959 --> 00:13:21,250
- And best of all,
546
00:13:21,291 --> 00:13:24,041
caused absolutely no problems.
547
00:13:21,291 --> 00:13:24,041
- [laughs]
548
00:13:24,083 --> 00:13:26,709
- Dawn, we have a problem.
549
00:13:24,083 --> 00:13:26,709
- What's wrong?
550
00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:28,792
- Faith, Hope, and Susan
551
00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:28,792
were just in my store
552
00:13:28,834 --> 00:13:29,959
talking about
553
00:13:28,834 --> 00:13:29,959
how bummed they are that
554
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,583
you and I are hanging out.
555
00:13:31,625 --> 00:13:33,625
I thought we agreed that
556
00:13:31,625 --> 00:13:33,625
we weren't gonna tell anyone.
557
00:13:33,667 --> 00:13:35,667
- We did.
558
00:13:33,667 --> 00:13:35,667
- Well, I didn't tell anybody.
559
00:13:35,709 --> 00:13:37,333
Did you?
560
00:13:35,709 --> 00:13:37,333
- Of course not.
561
00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:40,834
I would never tell--
562
00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:40,834
oh, no.
563
00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:44,083
- What?
564
00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:45,792
- How could you do this to us?
565
00:13:45,834 --> 00:13:47,667
My mom and dad overheard
566
00:13:45,834 --> 00:13:47,667
and grounded me,
567
00:13:47,709 --> 00:13:49,417
and now I can't leave the store.
568
00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:51,291
I mean, I hate to say it,
569
00:13:51,333 --> 00:13:53,208
but I guess this is good-bye,
570
00:13:51,333 --> 00:13:53,208
Dawn.
571
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:56,750
- Wait, Joey, no, I--
572
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:56,750
[dial tone hums]
573
00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:58,625
Mae, what did you do?
574
00:13:58,667 --> 00:14:01,625
- You said I could have pie.
575
00:13:58,667 --> 00:14:01,625
- No, with Joey.
576
00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:03,542
You told Faith, Hope, and Susan
577
00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:03,542
about us.
578
00:14:03,583 --> 00:14:04,875
- I did not.
579
00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:06,542
- Well, then if you didn't,
580
00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:06,542
who did?
581
00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:08,000
- I don't know.
582
00:14:08,041 --> 00:14:10,875
why don't you just
583
00:14:08,041 --> 00:14:10,875
ask the girls?
584
00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:18,166
- You jerks.
585
00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:18,166
- Duck.
586
00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:19,458
- Duck.
587
00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:19,458
- Goose.
588
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:20,834
[grunts]
589
00:14:24,417 --> 00:14:27,417
Oh, I get it.
590
00:14:24,417 --> 00:14:27,417
Duck.
591
00:14:31,417 --> 00:14:33,500
[rock music]
592
00:14:33,542 --> 00:14:35,750
- Look, I don't know how
593
00:14:33,542 --> 00:14:35,750
you blabber mouths found out,
594
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:39,250
but because of your loose lips,
595
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:39,250
Joey just broke up with me.
596
00:14:39,291 --> 00:14:41,792
- Dawn, Dawn, Dawn.
597
00:14:41,834 --> 00:14:43,875
Joey's not your boyfriend.
598
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:45,417
That was a lie we made up
599
00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:47,417
to keep the girls
600
00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:47,417
from falling for him.
601
00:14:47,458 --> 00:14:50,166
- Yeah, if you haven't noticed,
602
00:14:47,458 --> 00:14:50,166
he's quite the catch.
603
00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:52,000
- I know!
604
00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:52,000
He was my catch!
605
00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:53,500
I caught him!
606
00:14:53,542 --> 00:14:55,709
We were just keeping it a secret
607
00:14:53,542 --> 00:14:55,709
so our feuding families
608
00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:56,834
wouldn't break us up.
609
00:14:56,875 --> 00:14:58,875
[together] Oh.
610
00:14:58,917 --> 00:15:00,750
- How could you lie
611
00:14:58,917 --> 00:15:00,750
about me like that?
612
00:15:00,792 --> 00:15:03,250
- Well, in our defense,
613
00:15:00,792 --> 00:15:03,250
it turned out to be true.
614
00:15:03,291 --> 00:15:06,542
So, technically, not a lie.
615
00:15:06,583 --> 00:15:08,333
- Hey, at least you'll see him
616
00:15:06,583 --> 00:15:08,333
at the benefit.
617
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,875
- He's not doing the benefit.
618
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,875
He's grounded.
619
00:15:10,917 --> 00:15:14,583
- Great.
620
00:15:10,917 --> 00:15:14,583
Now this is affecting us.
621
00:15:14,625 --> 00:15:16,458
- Mae, get more pie.
622
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:19,375
- [muffled]
623
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:19,375
I ate it all.
624
00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:23,125
- Let us fix this.
625
00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:24,792
We'll explain to Joey
626
00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:24,792
what happened
627
00:15:24,834 --> 00:15:26,291
and I'm sure he'll forgive you.
628
00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:29,125
- No.
629
00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:29,125
No fixing, no nothing.
630
00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:31,667
Stay. Outta. My. Business!
631
00:15:31,709 --> 00:15:33,667
- Hey.
632
00:15:31,709 --> 00:15:33,667
Why'd I get poked twice?
633
00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:38,250
- Yeah, thanks a lot, Nicky.
634
00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:38,250
- Hey.
635
00:15:38,291 --> 00:15:40,000
[both grumbling]
636
00:15:40,041 --> 00:15:41,417
- Stop it.
637
00:15:41,458 --> 00:15:43,333
Look, I know Dawn just said
638
00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:45,792
to stay out of her business,
639
00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:45,792
but we've got to speak to Joey
640
00:15:45,834 --> 00:15:48,375
and fix things.
641
00:15:45,834 --> 00:15:48,375
Otherwise we've got no show.
642
00:15:48,417 --> 00:15:49,875
- Yeah, and no girls.
643
00:15:49,917 --> 00:15:51,208
- The Montagellis banned us.
644
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:53,166
How are we gonna get
645
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:53,166
into the groomers?
646
00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:54,834
- [stomach rumbling]
647
00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:57,375
- Hey, I told you not to eat
648
00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:57,375
the egg salad.
649
00:15:57,417 --> 00:15:59,750
- Yeah, the egg salad was fine.
650
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,750
It was the verge.
651
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,750
- Hey!
652
00:16:02,792 --> 00:16:04,750
- Don't poke him.
653
00:16:04,792 --> 00:16:08,333
He could explode.
654
00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:12,166
♪ ♪
655
00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:13,917
[door chimes]
656
00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:17,625
- [grunts]
657
00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:19,333
Steady down there.
658
00:16:19,375 --> 00:16:21,917
- You guys are heavy.
659
00:16:21,959 --> 00:16:23,583
- Well,
660
00:16:21,959 --> 00:16:23,583
it's not picnic being the meat
661
00:16:23,625 --> 00:16:26,125
in this dumdum sandwich, either.
662
00:16:26,166 --> 00:16:27,667
- Shh.
663
00:16:27,709 --> 00:16:29,709
- Is everything okay?
664
00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:32,750
- [imitating adult voice]
665
00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:32,750
Yes, everything's good for me.
666
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:35,834
Gerald T. Honeycutt.
667
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:35,834
[chuckles awkwardly]
668
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:38,500
"T" stands for "Tall."
669
00:16:38,542 --> 00:16:40,917
Ah, there's my destination,
670
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:42,750
the grooming counter.
671
00:16:42,792 --> 00:16:44,959
Just four steps forward.
672
00:16:46,959 --> 00:16:49,000
[shakily]
673
00:16:46,959 --> 00:16:49,000
Two, three...
674
00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:51,166
and four.
675
00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:54,542
Okay, maybe two big steps
676
00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:54,542
to my right.
677
00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:56,208
Yep.
678
00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:56,208
Nope.
679
00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:57,834
[grunts]
680
00:16:57,875 --> 00:17:00,125
Okay, maybe one not so big step
681
00:16:57,875 --> 00:17:00,125
to my left.
682
00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:04,375
Okay, one tiny step forward.
683
00:17:04,417 --> 00:17:06,917
Tinier!
684
00:17:08,917 --> 00:17:11,125
Hello, young man.
685
00:17:11,166 --> 00:17:13,500
Would you groom my cat,
686
00:17:11,166 --> 00:17:13,500
Scrunchie?
687
00:17:17,709 --> 00:17:19,333
Psst, psst.
688
00:17:19,375 --> 00:17:20,875
[whispering forcefully]
689
00:17:19,375 --> 00:17:20,875
This isn't really a cat,
690
00:17:20,917 --> 00:17:23,458
and I'm not really a man.
691
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,625
It's Nicky.
692
00:17:25,667 --> 00:17:27,667
- And Ricky.
693
00:17:27,709 --> 00:17:30,834
- And Dicky.
694
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:33,917
- Yeah, no kidding.
695
00:17:33,959 --> 00:17:35,667
- We're here to apologize.
696
00:17:35,709 --> 00:17:37,333
We're the ones
697
00:17:35,709 --> 00:17:37,333
who accidentally spilled beans
698
00:17:37,375 --> 00:17:40,041
about you and Dawn.
699
00:17:37,375 --> 00:17:40,041
- It was you?
700
00:17:40,083 --> 00:17:41,542
It wasn't Dawn's fault?
701
00:17:40,083 --> 00:17:41,542
- Nope.
702
00:17:41,583 --> 00:17:43,291
So you'll perform
703
00:17:41,583 --> 00:17:43,291
at the benefit, right?
704
00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:45,667
- I can't.
705
00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:45,667
I'm grounded.
706
00:17:45,709 --> 00:17:46,667
[door chimes]
707
00:17:45,709 --> 00:17:46,667
- [giggles]
708
00:17:46,709 --> 00:17:48,625
- Someone's coming.
709
00:17:51,542 --> 00:17:53,750
- [falsetto]
710
00:17:51,542 --> 00:17:53,750
Excuse me.
711
00:17:53,792 --> 00:17:56,208
[imitating southern accent]
712
00:17:53,792 --> 00:17:56,208
My name's Penelope V. Tall.
713
00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:58,959
[giggling]
714
00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:58,959
The "V" stands for "Very."
715
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,583
I was just wondering
716
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,583
if I could get some French tips
717
00:18:01,625 --> 00:18:04,667
for my kitty's toenails.
718
00:18:01,625 --> 00:18:04,667
She's real fancy.
719
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,667
- Oh, no, Dawn's here.
720
00:18:06,709 --> 00:18:07,959
- Dawn's here?
721
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:12,959
- [normal voice]
722
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:12,959
What are you guys doing here?
723
00:18:14,208 --> 00:18:16,917
- The boys are here?
724
00:18:14,208 --> 00:18:16,917
- Where?
725
00:18:16,959 --> 00:18:19,917
- They told me what happened.
726
00:18:16,959 --> 00:18:19,917
I'm sorry I accused you, Dawn.
727
00:18:19,959 --> 00:18:21,875
- That's okay.
728
00:18:19,959 --> 00:18:21,875
I forgive you.
729
00:18:21,917 --> 00:18:24,250
but I don't forgive you.
730
00:18:24,291 --> 00:18:26,083
I told you to stay out
731
00:18:24,291 --> 00:18:26,083
of my business.
732
00:18:26,125 --> 00:18:27,083
- Hey!
733
00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:29,417
No one pokes
734
00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:29,417
Gerald T. Honeycutt.
735
00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:31,917
- Ow.
736
00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:31,917
Stop it.
737
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,208
- Hey, no fighting in our store.
738
00:18:40,375 --> 00:18:41,583
- Ah!
739
00:18:43,542 --> 00:18:44,959
- Harpers?
740
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,333
What're you doing here?
741
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,458
- Look, they were
742
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,458
explaining themselves.
743
00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:51,166
Can we just calm down and forget
744
00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:51,166
about his stupid feud?
745
00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:52,834
- No way.
746
00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:56,375
The Harpers are bad people.
747
00:18:56,417 --> 00:18:59,291
Now take your long coats
748
00:18:56,417 --> 00:18:59,291
and get out.
749
00:19:06,083 --> 00:19:08,792
- Come on, Dawn.
750
00:19:06,083 --> 00:19:08,792
- No.
751
00:19:08,834 --> 00:19:10,542
Just like always,
752
00:19:08,834 --> 00:19:10,542
you meddled,
753
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:14,125
you didn't respect me,
754
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:14,125
and you ruined everything.
755
00:19:14,166 --> 00:19:15,667
- Dawn, we're sorry,
756
00:19:14,166 --> 00:19:15,667
but you ca--
757
00:19:15,709 --> 00:19:17,333
- No, I'm not going.
758
00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:19,542
I'd rather be a Montagelli
759
00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:19,542
than a Harper.
760
00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:21,125
[both gasp]
761
00:19:23,917 --> 00:19:25,709
- Let's go.
762
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:32,458
♪ ♪
763
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,333
- So what're you gonna tell
764
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,333
your parents?
765
00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:36,542
- Can we just forget
766
00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:36,542
about my family for a moment?
767
00:19:36,583 --> 00:19:38,375
- That's gonna be
768
00:19:36,583 --> 00:19:38,375
kind of difficult.
769
00:19:38,417 --> 00:19:40,250
- Why?
770
00:19:38,417 --> 00:19:40,250
- Because they're right there.
771
00:19:40,291 --> 00:19:42,709
- Wait.
772
00:19:40,291 --> 00:19:42,709
What are you guys doing?
773
00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:44,667
- Just listen.
774
00:19:44,709 --> 00:19:47,583
Hit it, Dooley.
775
00:19:47,625 --> 00:19:50,333
[off-key] ♪ There's a goose
776
00:19:47,625 --> 00:19:50,333
out here alone ♪
777
00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:53,000
♪ And they miss her a lot
778
00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:53,000
back home ♪
779
00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:58,625
♪ They're gaggle doesn't fly
780
00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:58,625
the same without her ♪
781
00:19:58,667 --> 00:20:01,250
- [off-key] ♪ And we know
782
00:19:58,667 --> 00:20:01,250
how much that hurts ♪
783
00:20:01,291 --> 00:20:04,625
♪ Our sister left
784
00:20:01,291 --> 00:20:04,625
'cause we're the worst ♪
785
00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:07,500
♪ And that's why we wrote
786
00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:07,500
this awesome song
787
00:20:07,542 --> 00:20:09,208
♪ About her... ♪
788
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,166
- Yeah, I wouldn't
789
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,166
call it "awesome."
790
00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:15,417
- [off-key]
791
00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:15,417
♪ Help this bird go home ♪
792
00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:17,709
[piano music]
793
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:21,250
♪ Donate money with your phone ♪
794
00:20:21,291 --> 00:20:23,667
♪ And maybe Dawn
795
00:20:21,291 --> 00:20:23,667
will forgive us ♪
796
00:20:23,709 --> 00:20:25,500
♪ And understand that we didn't
797
00:20:23,709 --> 00:20:25,500
mean to hurt her feelings ♪
798
00:20:25,542 --> 00:20:27,500
♪ And we like her-- ♪
799
00:20:25,542 --> 00:20:27,500
- Hey, guys, guys, guys!
800
00:20:27,542 --> 00:20:29,834
Stop.
801
00:20:29,875 --> 00:20:31,750
That was really...
802
00:20:31,792 --> 00:20:33,542
terrible.
803
00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:35,542
- But we're still
804
00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:35,542
posting it online
805
00:20:35,583 --> 00:20:36,750
so everybody can see
806
00:20:36,792 --> 00:20:38,417
how terrible
807
00:20:36,792 --> 00:20:38,417
and embarrassing we are.
808
00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:41,250
- Including Faith, Hope,
809
00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:41,250
and Susan.
810
00:20:41,291 --> 00:20:43,208
- You'd do all that for Charity,
811
00:20:41,291 --> 00:20:43,208
huh?
812
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:44,208
- No.
813
00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:47,208
We'd do it for our sister.
814
00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:50,458
- Can you forgive us
815
00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:50,458
and come back home?
816
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,875
- I mean, they were willing
817
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,875
to embarrass themselves
818
00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:54,834
pretty hardcore
819
00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:54,834
to make it up to you.
820
00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:58,500
- Yeah.
821
00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:58,500
This is terrible.
822
00:20:58,542 --> 00:21:00,917
- Maybe it's not so bad
823
00:20:58,542 --> 00:21:00,917
to be a Harper after all.
824
00:21:02,875 --> 00:21:04,583
- Dawn?
825
00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:08,208
Why are you holding hands
826
00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:08,208
with a-a Montagelli?
827
00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:09,834
- Maybe because she wised up
828
00:21:09,875 --> 00:21:12,542
and doesn't wanna be
829
00:21:09,875 --> 00:21:12,542
a stinking Harper anymore.
830
00:21:12,583 --> 00:21:14,834
[all talking at once]
831
00:21:12,583 --> 00:21:14,834
- Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
832
00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:16,417
No more feuding.
833
00:21:16,458 --> 00:21:18,959
Dawn and Joey like each other,
834
00:21:16,458 --> 00:21:18,959
okay?
835
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,917
- Wh--Dawn, is that true?
836
00:21:24,458 --> 00:21:27,333
- That should be more important
837
00:21:24,458 --> 00:21:27,333
than any childish feud.
838
00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:29,000
- Yeah, you're all adults,
839
00:21:29,041 --> 00:21:30,333
and you should start
840
00:21:29,041 --> 00:21:30,333
acting like it.
841
00:21:30,375 --> 00:21:31,959
- Yeah, well, he started it.
842
00:21:30,375 --> 00:21:31,959
- Okay, Tom.
843
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,834
The boys are right.
844
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:37,208
For the kids' sake,
845
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:37,208
we need to call a truce.
846
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:39,583
Agreed?
847
00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:41,709
- Agreed.
848
00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:41,709
- Okay.
849
00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:43,000
- Tom?
850
00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:43,000
- [exhales]
851
00:21:43,041 --> 00:21:45,917
Fine.
852
00:21:43,041 --> 00:21:45,917
For the kids.
853
00:21:45,959 --> 00:21:47,875
- Yes.
854
00:21:45,959 --> 00:21:47,875
Thank you, Mom and Dad.
855
00:21:47,917 --> 00:21:50,125
- So, would you guys like
856
00:21:47,917 --> 00:21:50,125
to come in for some egg salad?
857
00:21:50,166 --> 00:21:53,166
- Okay, Tom, no.
858
00:21:50,166 --> 00:21:53,166
[goose honking]
859
00:21:53,208 --> 00:21:55,500
- Huh, she could fly.
860
00:21:55,542 --> 00:21:58,458
- I guess she didn't wanna hear
861
00:21:55,542 --> 00:21:58,458
Dicky sing again.
862
00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:00,834
- I'm gonna miss
863
00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:00,834
that crazy duck.
864
00:22:00,875 --> 00:22:02,125
- Duck?
865
00:22:00,875 --> 00:22:02,125
[bird screeches]
866
00:22:02,166 --> 00:22:04,000
all: Eagle!
867
00:22:07,542 --> 00:22:08,417
[rock music]
868
00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:11,625
- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
869
00:22:11,667 --> 00:22:12,834
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
870
00:22:12,875 --> 00:22:13,875
♪ ♪
871
00:22:15,458 --> 00:22:23,208
[whistling]
872
00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:25,250
♪ ♪
873
00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:31,041
- ♪ Yeah! ♪
874
00:22:35,667 --> 00:22:36,291
- ♪ Yeah! ♪