1 00:00:08,750 --> 00:00:12,125 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:12,166 --> 00:00:14,750 - Ugh! I can't stand gym! 3 00:00:14,792 --> 00:00:16,875 - Me neither. 4 00:00:14,792 --> 00:00:16,875 - Gym is the worst. 5 00:00:16,917 --> 00:00:19,375 - Yeah, Jim. 6 00:00:16,917 --> 00:00:19,375 Beat it. 7 00:00:19,417 --> 00:00:22,792 - Not Jim--gym! 8 00:00:22,834 --> 00:00:24,458 - Sorry, Jim. 9 00:00:24,500 --> 00:00:26,333 - It's okay. 10 00:00:26,375 --> 00:00:28,083 I hate gym too. 11 00:00:28,125 --> 00:00:30,667 - Dude, don't be so 12 00:00:28,125 --> 00:00:30,667 hard on yourself. 13 00:00:32,750 --> 00:00:34,458 - [sighs heavily] 14 00:00:34,500 --> 00:00:37,959 You're supposed to be doing 15 00:00:34,500 --> 00:00:37,959 jumping jacks, kids. 16 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,375 Those are... just jacks. 17 00:00:40,417 --> 00:00:42,041 [kids moaning] 18 00:00:42,083 --> 00:00:44,166 - Is gym really so awful? 19 00:00:44,208 --> 00:00:45,834 - Well, Jim thinks so. 20 00:00:45,875 --> 00:00:47,792 But we're working on that. 21 00:00:47,834 --> 00:00:50,041 - Gym's just so pointless. 22 00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:53,041 - So the thing I've dedicated 23 00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:53,041 my life to is pointless? 24 00:00:53,083 --> 00:00:55,959 - Yeah, that about sums it up. 25 00:00:53,083 --> 00:00:55,959 - For the most part, yes. 26 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,458 - It's not your fault. 27 00:00:57,500 --> 00:00:59,792 Studies have shown 28 00:00:57,500 --> 00:00:59,792 that physical activity 29 00:00:59,834 --> 00:01:01,625 just isn't as important 30 00:00:59,834 --> 00:01:01,625 as mental activity. 31 00:01:01,667 --> 00:01:03,417 - Is that true? 32 00:01:01,667 --> 00:01:03,417 - Does it matter? 33 00:01:03,458 --> 00:01:06,792 We haven't had to do 34 00:01:03,458 --> 00:01:06,792 jumping jacks for 12 seconds. 35 00:01:06,834 --> 00:01:09,417 - Fine. 36 00:01:06,834 --> 00:01:09,417 I will give you a choice. 37 00:01:09,458 --> 00:01:11,458 For the rest of the year, 38 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:14,083 do you want to do organized 39 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:14,083 physical activity 40 00:01:14,125 --> 00:01:15,542 that will benefit your health, 41 00:01:15,583 --> 00:01:18,250 or do what the Harpers 42 00:01:15,583 --> 00:01:18,250 are suggesting 43 00:01:18,291 --> 00:01:21,208 and just be left alone to 44 00:01:18,291 --> 00:01:21,208 fritter your lives away? 45 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,834 - We're gonna go with fritter. 46 00:01:25,875 --> 00:01:27,709 - Fine. That's it. 47 00:01:27,750 --> 00:01:29,458 I give up. 48 00:01:29,500 --> 00:01:31,208 I'm literally throwing in 49 00:01:29,500 --> 00:01:31,208 the towel. 50 00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:36,417 Thanks to the Harpers, 51 00:01:36,458 --> 00:01:38,458 you are free to fritter. 52 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:39,709 [all cheering] 53 00:01:39,750 --> 00:01:40,834 - Nice! 54 00:01:39,750 --> 00:01:40,834 - Harpers! 55 00:01:40,875 --> 00:01:42,667 all: ♪ We are free to fritter ♪ 56 00:01:42,709 --> 00:01:44,667 ♪ Fritter, fritter, fritter ♪ 57 00:01:44,709 --> 00:01:45,792 ♪ We are free to fritter ♪ 58 00:01:45,834 --> 00:01:47,166 - Why aren't you frittering? 59 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:49,208 - Um, I'm frittering 60 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:49,208 in my own way. 61 00:01:49,250 --> 00:01:51,083 - Those are my rockets. 62 00:01:51,125 --> 00:01:53,125 You can't tape them 63 00:01:51,125 --> 00:01:53,125 to your skateboard. 64 00:01:53,166 --> 00:01:54,750 - I know. 65 00:01:54,792 --> 00:01:57,250 That's why I taped them 66 00:01:54,792 --> 00:01:57,250 to your skateboard. 67 00:01:57,291 --> 00:01:59,250 - Well, it's not safe. 68 00:01:59,291 --> 00:02:00,667 Use your brain. 69 00:02:00,709 --> 00:02:02,917 - I'm wearing a helmet. 70 00:02:02,959 --> 00:02:05,250 - That is also my helmet! 71 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:06,667 - Careful, kids. 72 00:02:06,709 --> 00:02:09,500 Just taking down this "Physical 73 00:02:06,709 --> 00:02:09,500 Fitness Matters" banner. 74 00:02:09,542 --> 00:02:12,166 Because apparently, 75 00:02:09,542 --> 00:02:12,166 it doesn't. 76 00:02:12,208 --> 00:02:13,375 - What's the big deal? 77 00:02:13,417 --> 00:02:15,667 You never use your 78 00:02:13,417 --> 00:02:15,667 skateboard anyway. 79 00:02:15,709 --> 00:02:17,208 - Sure I do! 80 00:02:17,250 --> 00:02:20,375 In fact, I'm going 81 00:02:17,250 --> 00:02:20,375 to use it right now! 82 00:02:20,417 --> 00:02:22,166 - Well, you better take 83 00:02:20,417 --> 00:02:22,166 your precious helmet 84 00:02:22,208 --> 00:02:24,458 so you don't hurt the brain 85 00:02:22,208 --> 00:02:24,458 you like to use. 86 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:26,500 - Well, at least my brain 87 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:26,500 isn't dumb enough 88 00:02:26,542 --> 00:02:28,875 to be on this board when 89 00:02:26,542 --> 00:02:28,875 those rockets go off. 90 00:02:28,917 --> 00:02:30,875 - Hey, guys, 91 00:02:28,917 --> 00:02:30,875 join the fritter line. 92 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:31,875 - I'll fritter with you. 93 00:02:31,917 --> 00:02:33,166 [rockets blasting] 94 00:02:33,208 --> 00:02:35,125 - Whoa! 95 00:02:37,667 --> 00:02:39,417 - Whuh-uhhhh! 96 00:02:39,458 --> 00:02:41,500 [crash] 97 00:02:41,542 --> 00:02:43,166 - [gasping] 98 00:02:43,208 --> 00:02:45,667 I'm fine! 99 00:02:43,208 --> 00:02:45,667 I'm fine. 100 00:02:45,709 --> 00:02:47,834 - I'm not. 101 00:02:47,875 --> 00:02:49,750 - It was a wig! 102 00:02:52,542 --> 00:02:54,125 [upbeat music] 103 00:02:54,166 --> 00:02:56,250 - ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, 104 00:02:54,166 --> 00:02:56,250 na, na, na, na, na ♪ 105 00:02:56,291 --> 00:02:59,250 [whistling] 106 00:02:59,291 --> 00:03:01,500 ♪ ♪ 107 00:03:01,542 --> 00:03:03,583 ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ 108 00:03:01,542 --> 00:03:03,583 - ♪ Hey! ♪ 109 00:03:03,625 --> 00:03:05,542 ♪ One, two ♪ 110 00:03:03,625 --> 00:03:05,542 - ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ 111 00:03:05,583 --> 00:03:07,333 - ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪ 112 00:03:05,583 --> 00:03:07,333 - ♪ Hey! ♪ 113 00:03:07,375 --> 00:03:10,792 ♪♪ 114 00:03:10,834 --> 00:03:12,959 - Who was responsible for this? 115 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:16,333 - It... was... 116 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:16,333 the... Harp... 117 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:22,500 - [chuckling] Well, 118 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:22,500 you heard him, Principal Tarian. 119 00:03:22,542 --> 00:03:24,917 It was the harp. 120 00:03:24,959 --> 00:03:26,875 - I knew we shouldn't have 121 00:03:24,959 --> 00:03:26,875 stored the band equipment 122 00:03:26,917 --> 00:03:27,917 in the gym. 123 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:31,291 Well, you kids stay 124 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:31,291 away from that harp 125 00:03:31,333 --> 00:03:32,667 while I call in a substitute. 126 00:03:32,709 --> 00:03:35,917 I hope Mr. McGee is available. 127 00:03:35,959 --> 00:03:38,083 all: Pull-Ups McGee?! 128 00:03:42,583 --> 00:03:43,792 - Let's warm up... 129 00:03:43,834 --> 00:03:46,458 with a set of 50. 130 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:48,750 - We're never gonna survive 131 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:48,750 Pull-Ups McGee. 132 00:03:48,792 --> 00:03:50,208 - First you gave us frittering, 133 00:03:50,250 --> 00:03:51,709 and then you took it away! 134 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:54,083 - I wish I'd never known 135 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:54,083 frittering at all. 136 00:03:54,125 --> 00:03:55,750 - You need to fix this, Harpers. 137 00:03:55,792 --> 00:03:58,041 - Okay, hold on! 138 00:03:58,083 --> 00:04:01,125 When have we ever let you down? 139 00:04:01,166 --> 00:04:03,500 - I have a list in my locker. 140 00:04:03,542 --> 00:04:05,542 - Very funny. 141 00:04:03,542 --> 00:04:05,542 - No, he actually has a list. 142 00:04:05,583 --> 00:04:07,250 - I've seen it. 143 00:04:05,583 --> 00:04:07,250 It's not short. 144 00:04:09,542 --> 00:04:12,834 - Fix this, Harpers. 145 00:04:09,542 --> 00:04:12,834 [angry muttering] 146 00:04:12,875 --> 00:04:14,959 ♪♪ 147 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,959 - I know I promised to play ball 148 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,959 with you, Shelley, 149 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:20,166 but I need this list 150 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:20,166 of Phys. Ed. substitutes! 151 00:04:21,375 --> 00:04:22,583 Okay. 152 00:04:22,625 --> 00:04:23,542 Mwah. 153 00:04:27,083 --> 00:04:28,208 Okay. 154 00:04:35,291 --> 00:04:37,583 - Now, now, 155 00:04:35,291 --> 00:04:37,583 let's not be hasty. 156 00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:40,667 Pull-Ups McGee got the call the 157 00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:40,667 last time Coach Fessler was out. 158 00:04:40,709 --> 00:04:43,291 - Don't you think our 159 00:04:40,709 --> 00:04:43,291 hungry young minds 160 00:04:43,333 --> 00:04:46,000 deserve variety 161 00:04:43,333 --> 00:04:46,000 in our educators? 162 00:04:46,041 --> 00:04:47,959 - I mean, McGee is McGood, 163 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,208 but why not go for McGreat? 164 00:04:49,250 --> 00:04:50,583 - Or McAnyone Else. 165 00:04:50,625 --> 00:04:51,834 - Or... 166 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:53,458 that guy. 167 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:54,834 - Ooh. 168 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:54,834 - Yes! 169 00:04:54,875 --> 00:04:56,834 - McPerfect. 170 00:04:56,875 --> 00:05:00,208 [phone ringing] 171 00:05:02,583 --> 00:05:05,166 - Tom's Get Sporty. 172 00:05:02,583 --> 00:05:05,166 This is Tom. 173 00:05:07,166 --> 00:05:09,083 Yes, sir, Principal Tarian, sir. 174 00:05:09,125 --> 00:05:11,041 I'm your man. 175 00:05:11,083 --> 00:05:13,834 Y-you can count on me! 176 00:05:13,875 --> 00:05:15,375 Guess what, Anne? 177 00:05:15,417 --> 00:05:17,959 They need a substitute 178 00:05:15,417 --> 00:05:17,959 gym teacher and they... 179 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,667 they asked me! 180 00:05:19,709 --> 00:05:21,125 - You? 181 00:05:21,166 --> 00:05:24,000 That's... great, Tom. 182 00:05:27,208 --> 00:05:30,000 - Do I detect a hint 183 00:05:27,208 --> 00:05:30,000 of jealousy? 184 00:05:30,041 --> 00:05:32,250 - No, no, no. 185 00:05:30,041 --> 00:05:32,250 No, just, you know... 186 00:05:32,291 --> 00:05:33,667 just wondering why 187 00:05:32,291 --> 00:05:33,667 they didn't ask me. 188 00:05:33,709 --> 00:05:35,250 - Oh. 189 00:05:33,709 --> 00:05:35,250 - We're both qualified P.E. subs 190 00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:36,667 and my name is first 191 00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:36,667 alphabetically. 192 00:05:36,709 --> 00:05:38,250 Anne comes before Tom. 193 00:05:38,291 --> 00:05:40,000 - Yes, well, that's because 194 00:05:38,291 --> 00:05:40,000 I told them my name 195 00:05:40,041 --> 00:05:41,250 was Aaamazing Tom. 196 00:05:41,291 --> 00:05:42,542 - [gasps] 197 00:05:41,291 --> 00:05:42,542 - With three A's. 198 00:05:42,583 --> 00:05:43,959 To come higher on the lists. 199 00:05:42,583 --> 00:05:43,959 - [gasps loudly] 200 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,208 That's cheating! 201 00:05:45,250 --> 00:05:46,333 - Is it, Anne? 202 00:05:46,375 --> 00:05:47,375 Or does it show who has 203 00:05:47,417 --> 00:05:49,417 a stronger desire to teach? 204 00:05:49,458 --> 00:05:51,291 - I'm gonna go with cheater. 205 00:05:51,333 --> 00:05:52,291 - I'm gonna go with jealous. 206 00:05:52,333 --> 00:05:53,291 - Cheater. 207 00:05:52,333 --> 00:05:53,291 - Jealous. 208 00:05:53,333 --> 00:05:54,333 - Cheater! 209 00:05:53,333 --> 00:05:54,333 - Jealous. 210 00:05:54,375 --> 00:05:55,083 - Customer! 211 00:05:54,375 --> 00:05:55,083 - Jealous. 212 00:05:55,125 --> 00:05:56,750 - Customer. 213 00:05:56,792 --> 00:05:58,125 He's a cheater. 214 00:05:58,166 --> 00:06:01,500 - She's just jealous. 215 00:05:58,166 --> 00:06:01,500 - Cheater! 216 00:06:01,542 --> 00:06:04,667 [upbeat music] 217 00:06:04,709 --> 00:06:05,750 - I don't know. 218 00:06:05,792 --> 00:06:06,834 Are we sure inviting Dad 219 00:06:06,875 --> 00:06:07,875 to spend any more 220 00:06:06,875 --> 00:06:07,875 time in our lives 221 00:06:07,917 --> 00:06:09,500 is a good idea? 222 00:06:09,542 --> 00:06:11,750 - It's gonna be a little 223 00:06:09,542 --> 00:06:11,750 embarrassing to have him as a 224 00:06:09,542 --> 00:06:11,750 teacher, 225 00:06:11,792 --> 00:06:14,000 but at least the whole class 226 00:06:11,792 --> 00:06:14,000 won't be mad at us. 227 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:18,250 - Besides, Dad is such 228 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:18,250 a people-pleaser, all we have to 229 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:18,250 do is push the right buttons 230 00:06:18,291 --> 00:06:20,458 to make sure he pleases 231 00:06:18,291 --> 00:06:20,458 the right people. 232 00:06:20,792 --> 00:06:22,834 - Namely us. 233 00:06:22,875 --> 00:06:25,417 - Hey, kids! 234 00:06:22,875 --> 00:06:25,417 I can't wait till tomorrow. 235 00:06:25,458 --> 00:06:27,166 - Cheater! 236 00:06:25,458 --> 00:06:27,166 - Jealous! 237 00:06:27,208 --> 00:06:30,166 - I am so excited to physically 238 00:06:27,208 --> 00:06:30,166 educate you and your friends. 239 00:06:30,208 --> 00:06:32,375 Hey, check out my lesson plan. 240 00:06:32,417 --> 00:06:34,291 - Lesson plan? 241 00:06:32,417 --> 00:06:34,291 - [high-pitched] Lesson plan? 242 00:06:34,333 --> 00:06:35,291 - [higher-pitched] Lesson plan?! 243 00:06:35,333 --> 00:06:36,625 - I can't go that high, 244 00:06:36,667 --> 00:06:39,125 so I'm just gonna 245 00:06:36,667 --> 00:06:39,125 start us over. 246 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:41,458 [deeply] Lesson plan? 247 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:42,542 - What's wrong with 248 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:42,542 a lesson plan? 249 00:06:42,583 --> 00:06:44,375 - [laughs] You don't need one. 250 00:06:44,417 --> 00:06:46,208 - But I want to be just like 251 00:06:44,417 --> 00:06:46,208 your regular teacher. 252 00:06:46,250 --> 00:06:48,041 - Then you definitely 253 00:06:46,250 --> 00:06:48,041 don't need one. 254 00:06:48,083 --> 00:06:51,125 - Uh, yeah, Coach Fessler has 255 00:06:48,083 --> 00:06:51,125 this new, innovative curriculum 256 00:06:51,166 --> 00:06:52,458 that everybody loves. 257 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:54,500 He calls it "kick back 258 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:54,500 and chill." 259 00:06:54,542 --> 00:06:56,250 - Oh. Kickball and chill. 260 00:06:54,542 --> 00:06:56,250 Gotcha. 261 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:58,792 - No ball. 262 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:58,792 Back. 263 00:06:58,834 --> 00:06:59,959 Kick back... 264 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,792 - And chill. 265 00:07:02,834 --> 00:07:05,375 - Hey there, Squish. 266 00:07:02,834 --> 00:07:05,375 All right. 267 00:07:05,417 --> 00:07:07,166 This doesn't seem like exercise. 268 00:07:07,208 --> 00:07:09,291 [together] Exactly. 269 00:07:09,333 --> 00:07:11,834 ♪♪ 270 00:07:11,875 --> 00:07:14,917 - Hey! This better 271 00:07:11,875 --> 00:07:14,917 be good, Harpers. 272 00:07:14,959 --> 00:07:17,041 [together] It will be. 273 00:07:17,083 --> 00:07:19,000 - Good morning, students. 274 00:07:19,041 --> 00:07:21,375 You may know me as the Tom 275 00:07:21,417 --> 00:07:23,083 from Tom's Get Sporty. 276 00:07:23,125 --> 00:07:24,500 Check us out online. 277 00:07:24,542 --> 00:07:26,458 But today, I'm Mr. Harper. 278 00:07:26,500 --> 00:07:28,667 And I'm gonna teach you... 279 00:07:28,709 --> 00:07:30,750 to kick back... 280 00:07:30,792 --> 00:07:33,208 and chill. 281 00:07:33,250 --> 00:07:34,917 - This is great. 282 00:07:34,959 --> 00:07:36,458 - You saved gym class. 283 00:07:36,500 --> 00:07:39,208 - Yeah, and he's not even 284 00:07:36,500 --> 00:07:39,208 embarrassing us. 285 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:42,417 - Now, I don't know how you guys 286 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:42,417 kick back and chill, 287 00:07:42,458 --> 00:07:44,667 but this is how I do it. 288 00:07:44,709 --> 00:07:46,125 [exhales] 289 00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:49,166 Whoo! 290 00:07:53,166 --> 00:07:55,000 - Sorry about the short shorts. 291 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:57,333 - No, your dad's hilarious. 292 00:07:57,375 --> 00:07:58,959 - Good job, Harpers. 293 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,333 Looks like I got to scratch this 294 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,333 off the list. 295 00:08:01,375 --> 00:08:02,583 - Told you we'd handle it. 296 00:08:02,625 --> 00:08:04,333 - What are you kids 297 00:08:02,625 --> 00:08:04,333 standing around for? 298 00:08:04,375 --> 00:08:05,959 Get to kickin' and chillin'. 299 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,375 - Yeah. 300 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,375 - Yeah! 301 00:08:07,417 --> 00:08:09,083 - Let's conga! 302 00:08:09,125 --> 00:08:11,375 all: ♪ We are kickin' 303 00:08:09,125 --> 00:08:11,375 and chillin' ♪ 304 00:08:11,417 --> 00:08:13,083 ♪ Chillin', chillin', chillin' ♪ 305 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:15,083 - Hey, if those shorts 306 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:15,083 are the worst he's got, 307 00:08:15,125 --> 00:08:16,333 we're golden. 308 00:08:16,375 --> 00:08:20,083 [harp resonates] 309 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:22,333 ♪ ♪ 310 00:08:22,375 --> 00:08:24,917 - Okay, shorts and a harp. 311 00:08:24,959 --> 00:08:26,625 We can live with that. 312 00:08:26,667 --> 00:08:31,625 - ♪ Ave ♪ 313 00:08:31,667 --> 00:08:36,333 ♪ Maria ♪ 314 00:08:39,291 --> 00:08:41,083 [laughter] 315 00:08:41,125 --> 00:08:42,709 - Unbelievable. 316 00:08:42,750 --> 00:08:44,959 - [laughs] Just wait till you 317 00:08:42,750 --> 00:08:44,959 hear what happens next. 318 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,583 - Uh, she made, uh... 319 00:08:46,625 --> 00:08:48,750 hey, you're just in time 320 00:08:46,625 --> 00:08:48,750 for the best part. 321 00:08:48,792 --> 00:08:50,834 Uh, make that face you made 322 00:08:48,792 --> 00:08:50,834 when you were three 323 00:08:50,875 --> 00:08:53,667 and you pooped in the display 324 00:08:50,875 --> 00:08:53,667 toilet at the hardware store. 325 00:08:53,709 --> 00:08:54,792 Yup, that's the face! 326 00:08:53,709 --> 00:08:54,792 You see it? 327 00:08:54,834 --> 00:08:57,959 Did you see it? 328 00:08:54,834 --> 00:08:57,959 [laughing] 329 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:01,208 - Dawn, why are you making 330 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:01,208 "hardware store poop face"? 331 00:09:02,583 --> 00:09:05,125 - We have a serious problem. 332 00:09:05,166 --> 00:09:08,166 - [snorts] Yeah, you said that 333 00:09:05,166 --> 00:09:08,166 at the hardware store. 334 00:09:08,208 --> 00:09:11,125 - No! This is a big mess. 335 00:09:11,166 --> 00:09:12,709 - You said that too. 336 00:09:12,750 --> 00:09:14,792 - Dad just told everybody 337 00:09:12,750 --> 00:09:14,792 that story. 338 00:09:14,834 --> 00:09:16,166 [all laughing] 339 00:09:16,208 --> 00:09:18,041 - It's not funny! 340 00:09:18,083 --> 00:09:19,834 We have to do something. 341 00:09:19,875 --> 00:09:23,083 - Sorry, Dawn, but I don't see 342 00:09:19,875 --> 00:09:23,083 how this affects us. 343 00:09:23,125 --> 00:09:24,959 - If you like that one, 344 00:09:23,125 --> 00:09:24,959 wait'll you hear about the time 345 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,750 the boys' bathing suits fell off 346 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,750 at the water park. 347 00:09:27,792 --> 00:09:29,417 [yelps] 348 00:09:29,458 --> 00:09:31,166 [laughter] 349 00:09:33,166 --> 00:09:35,625 - This is wildly uncomfortable. 350 00:09:35,667 --> 00:09:37,750 - That's what you said 351 00:09:35,667 --> 00:09:37,750 at the water park. 352 00:09:39,875 --> 00:09:41,208 - ♪ Yeah ♪ 353 00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:45,291 - ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 354 00:09:45,333 --> 00:09:46,709 - So Nicky, Ricky, and Dicky 355 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:48,417 were standing at the top 356 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:48,417 of the water slide. 357 00:09:48,458 --> 00:09:52,083 Now, I told them, "Make sure you 358 00:09:48,458 --> 00:09:52,083 tie your suits," right? 359 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,917 - We have to stop him! 360 00:09:53,959 --> 00:09:55,917 - Um, Mr. Harper, 361 00:09:55,959 --> 00:09:57,291 a word. 362 00:09:57,333 --> 00:09:58,709 - To be continued. 363 00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:03,792 - Dad, why are you telling them 364 00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:03,792 these stories? 365 00:10:03,834 --> 00:10:05,542 - I was just kickin' back 366 00:10:03,834 --> 00:10:05,542 and chillin'. 367 00:10:05,583 --> 00:10:07,959 - No, we do the kickin' back 368 00:10:05,583 --> 00:10:07,959 and chillin'. 369 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,583 You do the standin' 370 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,583 and watchin'. 371 00:10:09,625 --> 00:10:12,667 - Remember, you're the teacher. 372 00:10:12,709 --> 00:10:16,208 Don't be so buddy-buddy 373 00:10:12,709 --> 00:10:16,208 with everybody. 374 00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:18,083 - Too buddy-buddy. 375 00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:18,083 Gotcha. 376 00:10:18,125 --> 00:10:19,458 [relieved sighs] 377 00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:22,500 Line up! 378 00:10:23,792 --> 00:10:24,875 All right. 379 00:10:24,917 --> 00:10:28,959 This... is a squat thrust. 380 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,333 First you squat... 381 00:10:30,375 --> 00:10:33,166 and then you thrust. 382 00:10:33,208 --> 00:10:34,500 - What did you do to him? 383 00:10:34,542 --> 00:10:36,417 - Don't worry. 384 00:10:34,542 --> 00:10:36,417 We got this. 385 00:10:36,458 --> 00:10:39,417 Mr. Harper, another word. 386 00:10:39,458 --> 00:10:40,792 - What are you doing?! 387 00:10:40,834 --> 00:10:42,625 - What? You said I was 388 00:10:40,834 --> 00:10:42,625 too buddy-buddy. 389 00:10:42,667 --> 00:10:44,709 - Now you're too 390 00:10:42,667 --> 00:10:44,709 squatty-thrusty! 391 00:10:46,417 --> 00:10:49,125 - First you were too soft, 392 00:10:46,417 --> 00:10:49,125 and now you're too hard. 393 00:10:49,166 --> 00:10:51,917 We need you to be just right. 394 00:10:51,959 --> 00:10:54,291 - Got it. 395 00:10:51,959 --> 00:10:54,291 I know just what to do. 396 00:10:54,333 --> 00:10:55,625 - Okay. 397 00:10:55,667 --> 00:10:57,959 Don't worry. 398 00:10:55,667 --> 00:10:57,959 We fixed it. 399 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,250 - Okay, class, I think I have 400 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,250 an activity 401 00:11:00,291 --> 00:11:02,333 that's juuuust right. 402 00:11:02,375 --> 00:11:04,125 Kids, your Goldilocks story 403 00:11:02,375 --> 00:11:04,125 reminded me of something 404 00:11:04,166 --> 00:11:05,333 we used to do when 405 00:11:04,166 --> 00:11:05,333 you were little. 406 00:11:05,375 --> 00:11:07,000 - What is he doing? 407 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:09,166 - Dawn and her brothers are 408 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:09,166 gonna show you a little game 409 00:11:09,208 --> 00:11:11,041 we used to play in 410 00:11:09,208 --> 00:11:11,041 our house called... 411 00:11:11,083 --> 00:11:12,208 [together] Uh-oh. 412 00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:13,875 - Meow-Meow. 413 00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:13,875 - Oh, no. 414 00:11:13,917 --> 00:11:15,375 - [high-pitched] Oh, no. 415 00:11:13,917 --> 00:11:15,375 - [higher-pitched] Oh, no! 416 00:11:15,417 --> 00:11:17,291 - [deeply] Oh, no. 417 00:11:17,333 --> 00:11:18,625 - What's Meow-Meow? 418 00:11:18,667 --> 00:11:19,875 - It's nothing. 419 00:11:19,917 --> 00:11:21,750 - Ah, ah. 420 00:11:21,792 --> 00:11:23,625 You didn't think it was nothing 421 00:11:21,792 --> 00:11:23,625 when you were six. 422 00:11:23,667 --> 00:11:25,750 Come on, show 'em how it's done. 423 00:11:25,792 --> 00:11:27,250 - I'd rather do pull-ups. 424 00:11:27,291 --> 00:11:29,125 - Oh, come on. 425 00:11:27,291 --> 00:11:29,125 - Show us how it's done. 426 00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:30,959 - See? Everyone wants Meow-Meow. 427 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,583 Yup, Meow-Meow... 428 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:34,750 [all chanting] 429 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:34,750 Meow-Meow! Meow-Meow! 430 00:11:34,792 --> 00:11:36,291 Meow-Meow! Meow-Meow! 431 00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:37,291 - Mae, you too? 432 00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:38,625 - Sorry, Dawn. 433 00:11:38,667 --> 00:11:40,041 I got to see this. 434 00:11:40,083 --> 00:11:43,500 - On your mark, get set... 435 00:11:43,542 --> 00:11:44,875 Meow-Meow! 436 00:11:44,917 --> 00:11:48,000 [together] Meow, meow, 437 00:11:44,917 --> 00:11:48,000 meow, meow... 438 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,208 Meow, meow... 439 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,792 - Meow! Meow! 440 00:11:50,834 --> 00:11:52,917 Meow! Meow! 441 00:11:52,959 --> 00:11:54,709 Bathe those paws! 442 00:11:52,959 --> 00:11:54,709 Bathe those paws! 443 00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:56,583 Bathe those paws, 444 00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:56,583 bathe those paws. 445 00:11:56,625 --> 00:11:58,583 Bat that yarn. 446 00:11:56,625 --> 00:11:58,583 Bat that yarn. 447 00:11:58,625 --> 00:12:00,291 Come on. 448 00:11:58,625 --> 00:12:00,291 There you go. 449 00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:01,875 [together] Meow, meow, meow. 450 00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:01,875 Meow, meow, meow. 451 00:12:01,917 --> 00:12:03,208 - What have we done? 452 00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:05,667 - He's literally 453 00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:05,667 ruining our lives. 454 00:12:05,709 --> 00:12:08,000 - At least our friends 455 00:12:05,709 --> 00:12:08,000 are happy. 456 00:12:08,041 --> 00:12:09,333 - Everybody Meow-Meow! 457 00:12:11,458 --> 00:12:13,000 Paws up, kittens. 458 00:12:11,458 --> 00:12:13,000 Come on, let's go. 459 00:12:13,041 --> 00:12:15,333 Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow... 460 00:12:15,375 --> 00:12:17,625 all: Meow. Meow. Meow. 461 00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:20,500 - This is all your fault, 462 00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:20,500 Harpers. 463 00:12:20,542 --> 00:12:22,083 [together] Harpers?! 464 00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:24,917 - She never calls us Harpers. 465 00:12:24,959 --> 00:12:28,625 all: Meow. Meow. Meow. 466 00:12:28,667 --> 00:12:30,375 [hissing] 467 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,083 - These kitties have claws! 468 00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:34,375 - [screaming] 469 00:12:34,417 --> 00:12:35,625 - ♪ Oh, oh, ay ♪ 470 00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,208 ♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh ♪ 471 00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:40,917 - Of the 4,762 days 472 00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:40,917 we've been alive, 473 00:12:40,959 --> 00:12:42,500 this is the worst. 474 00:12:42,542 --> 00:12:44,667 - Everyone at school 475 00:12:42,542 --> 00:12:44,667 wants our heads. 476 00:12:44,709 --> 00:12:45,750 - Hey, kids. 477 00:12:45,792 --> 00:12:48,083 Chicken pot pie 478 00:12:45,792 --> 00:12:48,083 is almost ready. 479 00:12:48,125 --> 00:12:50,083 [humming] 480 00:12:48,125 --> 00:12:50,083 [laughs] 481 00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:51,625 - What's so funny? 482 00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:53,959 - Can't say. 483 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,959 Cat's got my tongue. 484 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,500 I'm sorry, I just can't 485 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,500 believe that your dad 486 00:12:59,542 --> 00:13:02,250 made the whole class 487 00:12:59,542 --> 00:13:02,250 play Meow-Meow. 488 00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:04,375 He actually had you 489 00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:04,375 and all of your friends 490 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:07,083 prance around the gym 491 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:07,083 like widdle kitties. 492 00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:08,250 [purrs] 493 00:13:08,291 --> 00:13:10,750 - Stop making us relive it! 494 00:13:10,792 --> 00:13:13,083 Oh! Ha. 495 00:13:10,792 --> 00:13:13,083 If I were your teacher, 496 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,750 I would never make you play 497 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,750 such a childish game. 498 00:13:15,792 --> 00:13:18,041 - [sighs] Too bad you're not 499 00:13:15,792 --> 00:13:18,041 on the substitute list. 500 00:13:18,083 --> 00:13:20,959 - Oh, but I am, 501 00:13:18,083 --> 00:13:20,959 my little kittens. 502 00:13:22,333 --> 00:13:23,959 - Too soon, Mom. 503 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,625 - Wait, if you 504 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,625 were on the list, 505 00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:27,583 your name would alphabetically 506 00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:27,583 come before Dad's. 507 00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:29,583 - Ah, you would think so, 508 00:13:29,625 --> 00:13:32,291 but you would also think 509 00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,500 that your father wasn't 510 00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,500 a cheater! 511 00:13:34,542 --> 00:13:36,917 - Jealous! 512 00:13:36,959 --> 00:13:40,792 - Oh, well, guess you're stuck 513 00:13:36,959 --> 00:13:40,792 with Mr. Meow-Meow. 514 00:13:40,834 --> 00:13:42,000 - Yeah. 515 00:13:45,583 --> 00:13:48,583 - Even though... 516 00:13:45,583 --> 00:13:48,583 I'm on the list. 517 00:13:48,625 --> 00:13:49,875 - Yeah. 518 00:13:49,917 --> 00:13:51,125 - And I could be your teacher. 519 00:13:51,166 --> 00:13:52,583 - Yeah. 520 00:13:52,625 --> 00:13:53,959 - Do you see where 521 00:13:52,625 --> 00:13:53,959 I'm going with this? 522 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,041 - No. 523 00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:58,083 - [sighs] 524 00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:58,083 - Wait a minute. 525 00:13:58,125 --> 00:13:59,667 You could be our teacher! 526 00:13:58,125 --> 00:13:59,667 - [gasps] 527 00:13:59,709 --> 00:14:01,667 Wait, no. Me? 528 00:14:01,709 --> 00:14:03,417 But how would that 529 00:14:01,709 --> 00:14:03,417 even be possible? 530 00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:06,125 I mean, your dad 531 00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:06,125 already has the job. 532 00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:08,083 [together] Yeah. 533 00:14:08,125 --> 00:14:09,625 - Unless he didn't. 534 00:14:09,667 --> 00:14:10,792 - What does that mean? 535 00:14:10,834 --> 00:14:12,166 - What does that mean? 536 00:14:12,208 --> 00:14:15,125 [together] Ahhh. 537 00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:17,917 - Nope, nothing. 538 00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:17,917 - Not a clue. 539 00:14:17,959 --> 00:14:19,959 - I just went "ahh" 540 00:14:17,959 --> 00:14:19,959 because they did. 541 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,333 - I'm just saying you guys 542 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,333 got him the job, 543 00:14:22,375 --> 00:14:24,667 so I'm sure you could 544 00:14:22,375 --> 00:14:24,667 un-get him the job. 545 00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:28,542 - But how would we do that? 546 00:14:28,583 --> 00:14:30,250 - Gosh, I don't have 547 00:14:28,583 --> 00:14:30,250 to tell you what to do. 548 00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:33,083 Just Quaddle up, plot something, 549 00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:33,083 and take care of business. 550 00:14:33,125 --> 00:14:35,333 [together] Right. 551 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,667 [murmuring] 552 00:14:37,709 --> 00:14:39,166 - We need you to tell us 553 00:14:37,709 --> 00:14:39,166 what to do. 554 00:14:39,208 --> 00:14:40,667 - [sighs] For goodness sakes. 555 00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:44,542 [whispering] 556 00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:44,542 Get your dad fired. 557 00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:47,834 [together] Ahhh. 558 00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:49,083 - Then who will teach us? 559 00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:50,792 - Arrrgh. 560 00:14:50,834 --> 00:14:53,667 - She means we should get 561 00:14:50,834 --> 00:14:53,667 Dad fired and Mom hired. 562 00:14:53,709 --> 00:14:55,667 [timer dings] 563 00:14:53,709 --> 00:14:55,667 - Now I get it. 564 00:14:55,709 --> 00:14:58,792 - Looks like the chicken plot 565 00:14:55,709 --> 00:14:58,792 pie is ready. 566 00:14:58,834 --> 00:15:01,125 - Okay, but just remember, 567 00:14:58,834 --> 00:15:01,125 what gets plotted in the kitchen 568 00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:02,375 stays in the kitchen. 569 00:15:02,417 --> 00:15:04,625 This conversation 570 00:15:02,417 --> 00:15:04,625 never happened. 571 00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:06,375 - What conversation? 572 00:15:06,417 --> 00:15:08,709 - Ugh, the one we just had 573 00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:12,542 where Mom told us to get 574 00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:12,542 Dad fired and her hired. 575 00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:14,000 - ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 576 00:15:14,041 --> 00:15:15,125 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 577 00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:17,625 [all meowing] 578 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,625 - All right! 579 00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:22,417 Shelly and I have seen enough. 580 00:15:22,458 --> 00:15:24,041 I grant you it's embarrassing, 581 00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:25,959 but I don't know if making you 582 00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:25,959 play Meow-Meow 583 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,417 is a fire-able offense. 584 00:15:27,458 --> 00:15:30,625 - Um, he also said turtles 585 00:15:27,458 --> 00:15:30,625 are stupid pets. 586 00:15:30,667 --> 00:15:32,542 - He's gone. 587 00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:34,000 - ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 588 00:15:34,041 --> 00:15:35,500 ♪ La, la, la, la ♪ 589 00:15:35,542 --> 00:15:37,333 [blasts whistle] 590 00:15:37,375 --> 00:15:40,000 - Line up, everybody. 591 00:15:40,041 --> 00:15:41,917 I'm Ms. Harper. 592 00:15:40,041 --> 00:15:41,917 And I know I'm new, 593 00:15:41,959 --> 00:15:43,375 but I am hoping that I will 594 00:15:43,417 --> 00:15:45,667 "work out" better than 595 00:15:43,417 --> 00:15:45,667 your last teacher. 596 00:15:45,709 --> 00:15:46,917 [laughter] 597 00:15:46,959 --> 00:15:48,625 - Not her best material, 598 00:15:48,667 --> 00:15:50,458 but at least we're not 599 00:15:48,667 --> 00:15:50,458 lapping up milk. 600 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:51,709 - Yeah. 601 00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:53,333 Hey, getting Dad fired 602 00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:53,333 and Mom hired 603 00:15:53,375 --> 00:15:55,208 was the best thing 604 00:15:53,375 --> 00:15:55,208 we could've ever done. 605 00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:57,750 - Yeah. 606 00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:57,750 - Ms. Harper's kinda cute. 607 00:15:57,792 --> 00:15:59,166 - Smokin' cute. 608 00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:02,291 - That's our mom! 609 00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:05,250 - No, your mom is Mrs. Harper. 610 00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:08,250 The teacher is Ms. Harper. 611 00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:10,709 - What's going on? 612 00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:12,625 They just fist-bumped over Mom. 613 00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:15,208 - There will be no 614 00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:15,208 fist-bumping over our mom! 615 00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:18,125 - Yeah. You met our mom 616 00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:18,125 a thousand times. 617 00:16:18,166 --> 00:16:20,625 - Yeah, but she's never 618 00:16:18,166 --> 00:16:20,625 worn a whistle before 619 00:16:20,667 --> 00:16:23,375 and told us what to do. 620 00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:26,000 - Okay, I'm gonna need 621 00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:26,000 a volunteer to hold my feet 622 00:16:26,041 --> 00:16:27,834 while I demonstrate 623 00:16:26,041 --> 00:16:27,834 a proper sit-up. 624 00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:36,083 - Excuse me while I demonstrate 625 00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:36,083 a proper throw-up. 626 00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:37,125 ♪♪ 627 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,917 ♪♪ 628 00:16:42,959 --> 00:16:46,083 - It's so weird that 629 00:16:42,959 --> 00:16:46,083 they think Mom's cute. 630 00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:47,625 - I don't see it. 631 00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:50,041 - Why are you looking for it?! 632 00:16:50,083 --> 00:16:52,250 - Let's not overreact. 633 00:16:52,291 --> 00:16:54,458 Maybe it's just 634 00:16:52,291 --> 00:16:54,458 an "at school" thing. 635 00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:55,834 [doorbell chimes] 636 00:16:58,333 --> 00:16:59,709 - Hey, guys. 637 00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:01,458 - Is Ms. Harper around? 638 00:17:04,417 --> 00:17:08,041 - Okay, Ms. Harper 639 00:17:04,417 --> 00:17:08,041 has got to go. 640 00:17:08,083 --> 00:17:09,291 - Just one thing first. 641 00:17:13,417 --> 00:17:15,125 What? Free chocolates. 642 00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:20,625 - Okay, we have to think 643 00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:20,625 of a plan to get Mom fired. 644 00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:22,083 - Hey, guys. 645 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,250 Do you have any idea who 646 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,250 told Principal Tarian 647 00:17:24,291 --> 00:17:26,375 that I think turtles 648 00:17:24,291 --> 00:17:26,375 are stupid pets? 649 00:17:29,041 --> 00:17:31,333 [muttering incoherently] 650 00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:32,875 I think it might've 651 00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:32,875 been your mother. 652 00:17:32,917 --> 00:17:34,709 - No! [muttering] 653 00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:36,375 - So it was her! 654 00:17:36,417 --> 00:17:38,250 Your mother's a wonderful woman, 655 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:39,959 but she does not like to lose. 656 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,375 I admire her competitive spirit, 657 00:17:41,417 --> 00:17:43,667 even though she's a cheater! 658 00:17:43,709 --> 00:17:47,000 - Jealous! 659 00:17:43,709 --> 00:17:47,000 - She's right, I am jealous. 660 00:17:47,041 --> 00:17:49,625 Eh, if you want your 661 00:17:47,041 --> 00:17:49,625 old teacher back, 662 00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:50,917 you know where to find him. 663 00:17:50,959 --> 00:17:53,000 In the kitchen... 664 00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:56,375 Eating chocolates. 665 00:18:00,041 --> 00:18:01,375 - Dad's right. 666 00:18:01,417 --> 00:18:03,375 We need to get our 667 00:18:01,417 --> 00:18:03,375 old teacher back. 668 00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:04,709 - But he took our chocolates. 669 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,083 - Not Dad! 670 00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:08,375 Coach Fessler! 671 00:18:08,417 --> 00:18:10,375 And if you really want 672 00:18:08,417 --> 00:18:10,375 more chocolates... 673 00:18:14,917 --> 00:18:16,083 - And the bear. 674 00:18:21,875 --> 00:18:23,583 - Happy? 675 00:18:23,625 --> 00:18:27,208 - You are bear-y special, 676 00:18:23,625 --> 00:18:27,208 Ms. Harper. 677 00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:29,208 - Nope. 678 00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:30,583 - ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 679 00:18:30,625 --> 00:18:32,125 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 680 00:18:33,917 --> 00:18:35,500 - Uh, excuse us. 681 00:18:35,542 --> 00:18:37,375 We're looking for 682 00:18:35,542 --> 00:18:37,375 Coach Fessler. 683 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,125 - Sorry, kids. 684 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,125 You're too late. 685 00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:41,667 - Too late? 686 00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:41,667 Where is he? 687 00:18:41,709 --> 00:18:42,959 - He's gone. 688 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,834 - What, you mean he's gone home? 689 00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,250 - Oh, no. 690 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,041 He's gone to 691 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,041 the big gym upstairs. 692 00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:58,166 - Guess he won't need 693 00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:58,166 this pudding cup. 694 00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:01,208 Ow. 695 00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:02,875 - You never eat 696 00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:02,875 another man's pudding. 697 00:19:02,917 --> 00:19:06,792 Especially when he's gone 698 00:19:02,917 --> 00:19:06,792 to the big gym upstairs. 699 00:19:06,834 --> 00:19:08,750 - Seems like a perfect time 700 00:19:06,834 --> 00:19:08,750 to eat his pudding. 701 00:19:08,792 --> 00:19:10,625 Don't you think that's what 702 00:19:08,792 --> 00:19:10,625 he would've wanted? 703 00:19:10,667 --> 00:19:13,000 - I think he would've wanted to 704 00:19:10,667 --> 00:19:13,000 be here to eat his own pudding. 705 00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:16,750 - I can't believe he's gone. 706 00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:18,208 - What are we gonna do? 707 00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:20,458 He's never coming back. 708 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:22,542 - I'm gonna miss him. 709 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:22,542 - Me too. 710 00:19:22,583 --> 00:19:25,291 - He was the best gym teacher 711 00:19:22,583 --> 00:19:25,291 we ever had. 712 00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:28,166 And we just frittered 713 00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:28,166 our time away. 714 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:31,333 - I wish he was here so we could 715 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:31,333 tell him that we were wrong. 716 00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:33,625 - [sniffs] Smells like 717 00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:33,625 he's still here. 718 00:19:33,667 --> 00:19:36,375 I just got a whiff 719 00:19:33,667 --> 00:19:36,375 of that tangy mix 720 00:19:36,417 --> 00:19:39,500 of cheap cologne and old sweat. 721 00:19:39,542 --> 00:19:42,917 - And garlic. 722 00:19:39,542 --> 00:19:42,917 He ate a lot of garlic. 723 00:19:45,166 --> 00:19:46,917 - If you can hear us, Coach... 724 00:19:46,959 --> 00:19:48,291 we're sorry. 725 00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:50,834 Physical fitness does matter. 726 00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:51,917 - I can hear you. 727 00:19:51,959 --> 00:19:53,208 [all scream] 728 00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:54,500 - He's a ghost! 729 00:19:56,959 --> 00:20:00,875 - You're the best teacher ever, 730 00:19:56,959 --> 00:20:00,875 Ms. Harper. 731 00:20:00,917 --> 00:20:02,875 - Did you re-gift this? 732 00:20:02,917 --> 00:20:04,709 - No... 733 00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:06,125 Ms. Harper. 734 00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,709 - You're alive? 735 00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,709 - Of course I'm alive. 736 00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:14,792 - But the nurse told us that you 737 00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:14,792 went to the big gym upstairs. 738 00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:17,750 - I did. There's a big gym 739 00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:17,750 on the 12th floor. 740 00:20:17,792 --> 00:20:19,667 [together] Ohhh. 741 00:20:19,709 --> 00:20:21,583 - I'm being discharged later, 742 00:20:19,709 --> 00:20:21,583 so before I head home, 743 00:20:21,625 --> 00:20:23,375 I wanted to sweat out 744 00:20:21,625 --> 00:20:23,375 some of this garlic. 745 00:20:23,417 --> 00:20:24,917 - Well, mission accomplished. 746 00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:27,625 - Wait, you're going home? 747 00:20:27,667 --> 00:20:29,667 Does that mean you'll be 748 00:20:27,667 --> 00:20:29,667 back at school tomorrow? 749 00:20:29,709 --> 00:20:32,333 - [laughs] Yeah, 750 00:20:29,709 --> 00:20:32,333 that's not gonna happen. 751 00:20:32,375 --> 00:20:35,125 Now let me eat my pudding 752 00:20:32,375 --> 00:20:35,125 in peace. 753 00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:39,417 - Yeah, that's not gonna happen. 754 00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:40,458 It's what you would've wanted. 755 00:20:42,792 --> 00:20:45,041 - But you're coming back 756 00:20:42,792 --> 00:20:45,041 eventually, right? 757 00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:46,792 - Actually, no. 758 00:20:46,834 --> 00:20:49,000 I'm thinking of retiring. 759 00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:50,291 - Retiring?! 760 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,125 You can't do that. 761 00:20:52,166 --> 00:20:54,583 Didn't you hear all the nice 762 00:20:52,166 --> 00:20:54,583 things we said about you? 763 00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:56,250 - You just said those 'cause 764 00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:56,250 you thought I went to 765 00:20:56,291 --> 00:20:57,709 the big gym upstairs. 766 00:20:57,750 --> 00:20:59,250 - Yeah, but point is 767 00:20:57,750 --> 00:20:59,250 we said them. 768 00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:01,959 - And we meant most of them. 769 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,333 - Did you mean the one about 770 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,333 physical fitness matters? 771 00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:06,291 - Uh, is that what means 772 00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:06,291 the most to you? 773 00:21:07,959 --> 00:21:09,625 Then yes, we did. 774 00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:12,917 - So I really made a difference 775 00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:12,917 in your lives? 776 00:21:12,959 --> 00:21:15,166 - Is that what you need 777 00:21:12,959 --> 00:21:15,166 to hear to come back? 778 00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:19,125 Then yes. 779 00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:20,875 - We promise to be 780 00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:20,875 better students. 781 00:21:20,917 --> 00:21:23,125 - And we'll try to get the rest 782 00:21:20,917 --> 00:21:23,125 of the class to be better too. 783 00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:25,500 - And we can honestly say 784 00:21:25,542 --> 00:21:27,500 you're the best gym teacher 785 00:21:25,542 --> 00:21:27,500 we've ever had. 786 00:21:27,542 --> 00:21:28,625 - For real. 787 00:21:27,542 --> 00:21:28,625 - Yup. 788 00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:30,166 - Yeah. 789 00:21:30,208 --> 00:21:31,750 - All right, I'll come back. 790 00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:33,250 [together] Yes! 791 00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:35,458 - Maybe I've been wrong about 792 00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:35,458 you Harpers all this time. 793 00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:37,375 You're not such terrible kids. 794 00:21:37,417 --> 00:21:38,750 - That's the spirit! 795 00:21:38,792 --> 00:21:42,208 - Now let's go get you some 796 00:21:38,792 --> 00:21:42,208 pudding to celebrate. 797 00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:43,417 [grunts] Come on, guys. 798 00:21:43,458 --> 00:21:44,959 Help me. 799 00:21:43,458 --> 00:21:44,959 This thing won't budge. 800 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,917 - Oh, that's because 801 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,917 I locked the wheels. 802 00:21:46,959 --> 00:21:49,125 Ahhhhhh! 803 00:21:51,125 --> 00:21:53,125 - It's good that we're 804 00:21:51,125 --> 00:21:53,125 on the first floor. 805 00:21:53,166 --> 00:21:55,792 - We're on the second floor! 806 00:21:55,834 --> 00:21:56,959 - Go, go, go! 807 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000 [all grunting] 808 00:21:59,041 --> 00:22:02,208 - Don't worry, Coach! 809 00:21:59,041 --> 00:22:02,208 We've got you! 810 00:22:02,250 --> 00:22:04,041 - Turns out he's right. 811 00:22:04,083 --> 00:22:05,959 Physical fitness does matter. 812 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,625 [grunting, straining] 813 00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:13,000 - ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ 814 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:15,333 ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ 815 00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:18,583 [whistling] 816 00:22:18,625 --> 00:22:25,792 ♪ ♪ 817 00:22:25,834 --> 00:22:28,542 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, 818 00:22:25,834 --> 00:22:28,542 yeah, yeah ♪ 819 00:22:28,583 --> 00:22:30,500 ♪ Yeah, yeah, 820 00:22:28,583 --> 00:22:30,500 yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 821 00:22:30,542 --> 00:22:31,667 - ♪ Yeah! ♪ 822 00:22:31,709 --> 00:22:33,083 - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, 823 00:22:31,709 --> 00:22:33,083 yeah, yeah ♪ 824 00:22:33,125 --> 00:22:35,500 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 825 00:22:35,542 --> 00:22:36,417 - ♪ Yeah! ♪