1 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:12,875 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:12,917 --> 00:00:16,250 - Today, let us remember 3 00:00:16,291 --> 00:00:20,375 that the tragic fire 4 00:00:16,291 --> 00:00:20,375 that destroyed our beloved café 5 00:00:20,417 --> 00:00:23,667 is an awesome opportunity 6 00:00:20,417 --> 00:00:23,667 to turn it into something cool 7 00:00:23,709 --> 00:00:25,583 and upgrade our social lives. 8 00:00:25,625 --> 00:00:28,417 - I know we all have ideas 9 00:00:25,625 --> 00:00:28,417 about how to rebuild, 10 00:00:28,458 --> 00:00:30,208 so let's fight 11 00:00:28,458 --> 00:00:30,208 over whose idea is best 12 00:00:30,250 --> 00:00:32,792 and then decide to do mine. 13 00:00:32,834 --> 00:00:35,208 May I present-- 14 00:00:32,834 --> 00:00:35,208 - Why do you get to go first? 15 00:00:35,250 --> 00:00:37,083 - Simple. 16 00:00:35,250 --> 00:00:37,083 I own an easel. 17 00:00:37,125 --> 00:00:38,208 May I present-- 18 00:00:38,250 --> 00:00:40,000 - So you brought 19 00:00:38,250 --> 00:00:40,000 that one from home? 20 00:00:40,041 --> 00:00:43,000 - This is my store easel. 21 00:00:40,041 --> 00:00:43,000 May I-- 22 00:00:43,041 --> 00:00:44,333 - Don't you have one 23 00:00:43,041 --> 00:00:44,333 at school? 24 00:00:44,375 --> 00:00:46,333 - Okay, fine! 25 00:00:44,375 --> 00:00:46,333 I'm an easel guy. 26 00:00:46,375 --> 00:00:48,500 So what? 27 00:00:48,542 --> 00:00:51,417 I'm also an idea guy. 28 00:00:51,458 --> 00:00:56,083 Presenting-- 29 00:00:51,458 --> 00:00:56,083 Ricky's Science of Sports Café. 30 00:00:56,125 --> 00:00:57,417 - Wow. 31 00:00:57,458 --> 00:01:00,959 That was a waste 32 00:00:57,458 --> 00:01:00,959 of all your easels. 33 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:01,959 Now, 34 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,792 envision a café 35 00:01:04,834 --> 00:01:07,625 where the tabletops look 36 00:01:04,834 --> 00:01:07,625 like soccer fields 37 00:01:07,667 --> 00:01:11,583 and the waiters only serve food 38 00:01:11,625 --> 00:01:12,750 with their feet. 39 00:01:12,792 --> 00:01:13,500 - Ew! 40 00:01:12,792 --> 00:01:13,500 - Feet? 41 00:01:13,542 --> 00:01:16,125 - Nasty. 42 00:01:16,166 --> 00:01:19,000 - I'm proposing 43 00:01:16,166 --> 00:01:19,000 a sports nutrition café 44 00:01:19,041 --> 00:01:21,750 that features 45 00:01:19,041 --> 00:01:21,750 a carbo-loading buffet, 46 00:01:21,792 --> 00:01:24,583 a protein shake bar, 47 00:01:21,792 --> 00:01:24,583 and... 48 00:01:24,625 --> 00:01:26,083 a cold-pressed juicery. 49 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:30,625 Please clap. 50 00:01:30,667 --> 00:01:33,542 - They're holding their applause 51 00:01:30,667 --> 00:01:33,542 for my idea. 52 00:01:33,583 --> 00:01:36,709 What we need 53 00:01:33,583 --> 00:01:36,709 is an extreme sports café 54 00:01:36,750 --> 00:01:39,333 with an extreme mini-ramp, 55 00:01:36,750 --> 00:01:39,333 extreme cheerleaders-- 56 00:01:39,375 --> 00:01:42,667 - Couldn't you at least have 57 00:01:39,375 --> 00:01:42,667 taken the pizza out of the box? 58 00:01:42,709 --> 00:01:45,375 - That's not just a pizza. 59 00:01:45,417 --> 00:01:47,959 That's the floor. 60 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,417 This is gonna be the first café 61 00:01:49,458 --> 00:01:52,834 where you can not only eat 62 00:01:49,458 --> 00:01:52,834 off the floor-- 63 00:01:52,875 --> 00:01:57,000 you can eat the floor. 64 00:01:57,041 --> 00:02:00,875 Mmm. 65 00:01:57,041 --> 00:02:00,875 Delicious floor. 66 00:02:00,917 --> 00:02:02,291 So when do we start building? 67 00:02:02,333 --> 00:02:04,333 - We're not building 68 00:02:02,333 --> 00:02:04,333 a pizza floor. 69 00:02:04,375 --> 00:02:06,208 - Well, we're 70 00:02:04,375 --> 00:02:06,208 definitely not doing science. 71 00:02:06,250 --> 00:02:08,333 - Soccer is the world's 72 00:02:06,250 --> 00:02:08,333 most popular sport. 73 00:02:08,375 --> 00:02:10,125 - You can't do sports 74 00:02:08,375 --> 00:02:10,125 without nutrition. 75 00:02:10,166 --> 00:02:11,500 - Why do I even come 76 00:02:10,166 --> 00:02:11,500 to these meetings? 77 00:02:11,542 --> 00:02:12,625 They always end the same way. 78 00:02:12,667 --> 00:02:14,166 - Okay, really? 79 00:02:12,667 --> 00:02:14,166 - You know what? 80 00:02:14,208 --> 00:02:15,542 Stay out of this meeting. 81 00:02:14,208 --> 00:02:15,542 - Come on, seriously? 82 00:02:15,583 --> 00:02:17,875 Okay, do you not think 83 00:02:15,583 --> 00:02:17,875 that this is a dumb idea? 84 00:02:17,917 --> 00:02:19,917 [indistinct arguing] 85 00:02:19,959 --> 00:02:21,750 - Kids. 86 00:02:19,959 --> 00:02:21,750 Kids! 87 00:02:21,792 --> 00:02:23,041 You can stop arguing. 88 00:02:23,083 --> 00:02:24,625 Your dad and I 89 00:02:23,083 --> 00:02:24,625 have already decided 90 00:02:24,667 --> 00:02:25,959 what we're doing with the cafe. 91 00:02:26,041 --> 00:02:28,834 - Picture this. 92 00:02:28,875 --> 00:02:31,166 The menacing feathers 93 00:02:28,875 --> 00:02:31,166 of a bird of prey. 94 00:02:31,208 --> 00:02:33,959 The razor's edge 95 00:02:31,208 --> 00:02:33,959 of steel blades. 96 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,291 The shimmering majesty 97 00:02:35,333 --> 00:02:37,959 of a skin-tight 98 00:02:35,333 --> 00:02:37,959 sequined body suit. 99 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,625 - We're finally fulfilling 100 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,625 our dream 101 00:02:39,667 --> 00:02:45,291 and opening a café dedicated 102 00:02:39,667 --> 00:02:45,291 to the danger and elegance of... 103 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:49,041 both: Ice dancing! 104 00:02:49,083 --> 00:02:51,000 all: Ice dancing? 105 00:02:51,041 --> 00:02:53,208 both: Ice dancing! 106 00:02:55,083 --> 00:02:56,834 - Normally, 107 00:02:55,083 --> 00:02:56,834 I don't like to get caught up 108 00:02:56,875 --> 00:02:58,583 in your family nonsense, 109 00:02:58,625 --> 00:03:02,709 but I got to ask-- 110 00:02:58,625 --> 00:03:02,709 are you joking? 111 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:05,166 Are you not joking? 112 00:03:05,208 --> 00:03:07,834 - The Dancing Harpers 113 00:03:05,208 --> 00:03:07,834 never joke. 114 00:03:09,625 --> 00:03:12,375 Anne? 115 00:03:12,417 --> 00:03:15,709 [Tchaikovsky's 116 00:03:12,417 --> 00:03:15,709 "Waltz of the Flowers" playing] 117 00:03:15,750 --> 00:03:17,458 - An ice dancing café? 118 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:19,875 None of our friends are gonna 119 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:19,875 want to eat there. 120 00:03:19,917 --> 00:03:23,333 - We've been living with this 121 00:03:19,917 --> 00:03:23,333 shame our entire lives. 122 00:03:23,375 --> 00:03:25,375 - They're taking 123 00:03:23,375 --> 00:03:25,375 the tragedy of a fire 124 00:03:25,417 --> 00:03:28,750 and turning it 125 00:03:25,417 --> 00:03:28,750 into something bad. 126 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:30,917 - Ice dancing is lame. 127 00:03:30,959 --> 00:03:31,917 - Super lame. 128 00:03:31,959 --> 00:03:33,375 - It's not even a sport. 129 00:03:33,417 --> 00:03:34,750 - I mean, 130 00:03:33,417 --> 00:03:34,750 how could something on ice 131 00:03:34,792 --> 00:03:36,375 be so uncool? 132 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:37,750 - Come on, guys, 133 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:37,750 maybe they'll find a way 134 00:03:37,792 --> 00:03:38,750 to make it cool. 135 00:03:38,792 --> 00:03:40,709 - [yelling] 136 00:03:40,750 --> 00:03:42,083 [crashing] 137 00:03:43,792 --> 00:03:46,959 - Or maybe not. 138 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,709 [upbeat music] 139 00:03:49,750 --> 00:03:50,959 ♪ ♪ 140 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:56,041 [whistling] 141 00:03:56,083 --> 00:03:57,417 - ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ 142 00:03:57,458 --> 00:03:59,375 ♪ One, two ♪ 143 00:03:57,458 --> 00:03:59,375 - ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ 144 00:03:59,417 --> 00:04:01,834 - ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪ 145 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:04,834 [upbeat music] 146 00:04:04,875 --> 00:04:06,083 - Come on, Mom. 147 00:04:06,125 --> 00:04:07,875 We have some really good ideas 148 00:04:06,125 --> 00:04:07,875 for this place. 149 00:04:07,917 --> 00:04:09,458 - Honey, I'm sure your ideas 150 00:04:07,917 --> 00:04:09,458 are wonderful, 151 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:12,917 but this has been a dream 152 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:12,917 of ours for a long, long time. 153 00:04:12,959 --> 00:04:16,166 - Yep. We're gonna display our 154 00:04:12,959 --> 00:04:16,166 costumes, pictures, and trophies 155 00:04:16,208 --> 00:04:17,583 so we can share with the public 156 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:21,041 the glory of the best days 157 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:21,041 of our lives. 158 00:04:21,083 --> 00:04:24,917 That is, up until the point 159 00:04:21,083 --> 00:04:24,917 you came into our lives. 160 00:04:24,959 --> 00:04:28,041 - If this has always been your 161 00:04:24,959 --> 00:04:28,041 dream, why'd you wait so long? 162 00:04:28,083 --> 00:04:30,458 - Well, there's always been 163 00:04:28,083 --> 00:04:30,458 one thing stopping us. 164 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:32,667 - [snorts] 165 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:32,667 Just one? 166 00:04:32,709 --> 00:04:34,500 - Yes, the most important 167 00:04:32,709 --> 00:04:34,500 piece of our history: 168 00:04:34,542 --> 00:04:36,166 our missing practice skates. 169 00:04:36,208 --> 00:04:38,792 But we made a solemn promise 170 00:04:36,208 --> 00:04:38,792 that one day, 171 00:04:38,834 --> 00:04:40,375 we'd find them and display them 172 00:04:40,417 --> 00:04:43,709 in our very own 173 00:04:40,417 --> 00:04:43,709 ice dancing wonderland. 174 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:45,375 - But this is Tom's Get Sporty. 175 00:04:45,417 --> 00:04:49,667 Shouldn't the new café be less 176 00:04:45,417 --> 00:04:49,667 sequiny and feathery 177 00:04:49,709 --> 00:04:51,959 and more, oh, I don't know, 178 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,750 sporty? 179 00:04:53,792 --> 00:04:56,542 - What says "sporty" more than-- 180 00:04:56,583 --> 00:04:59,709 both: Ice dancing? 181 00:04:59,750 --> 00:05:01,375 - Now we just need 182 00:04:59,750 --> 00:05:01,375 to head up to the mountains 183 00:05:01,417 --> 00:05:03,625 and get our skates 184 00:05:01,417 --> 00:05:03,625 from the place we used to work. 185 00:05:03,667 --> 00:05:05,792 The old Check Please Roadhouse. 186 00:05:05,834 --> 00:05:07,250 - So let me get this straight. 187 00:05:07,291 --> 00:05:09,083 Once you get those skates, 188 00:05:09,125 --> 00:05:12,000 this place turns into 189 00:05:09,125 --> 00:05:12,000 an ice dancing wonderland? 190 00:05:12,041 --> 00:05:14,125 - Yep. 191 00:05:12,041 --> 00:05:14,125 No skates, no glory. 192 00:05:14,166 --> 00:05:16,542 - And we crave glory. 193 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:19,667 [both exclaiming] 194 00:05:23,291 --> 00:05:26,333 - Guys, we have got to get those 195 00:05:23,291 --> 00:05:26,333 skates before Mom and Dad do 196 00:05:26,375 --> 00:05:27,333 and get rid of 'em. 197 00:05:27,375 --> 00:05:28,542 No skates, 198 00:05:28,583 --> 00:05:30,333 no embarrassing 199 00:05:28,583 --> 00:05:30,333 ice dancing café. 200 00:05:30,375 --> 00:05:31,959 Easy peasy. 201 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,125 Mae, 202 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,125 cover for us while we're gone. 203 00:05:34,166 --> 00:05:36,000 - You know I can't lie 204 00:05:34,166 --> 00:05:36,000 to grown-ups. 205 00:05:36,041 --> 00:05:38,417 I always get nervous 206 00:05:36,041 --> 00:05:38,417 and do that weird laugh. 207 00:05:41,083 --> 00:05:42,417 - Mae, do you know 208 00:05:41,083 --> 00:05:42,417 where the kids went? 209 00:05:42,458 --> 00:05:43,667 - No. 210 00:05:43,709 --> 00:05:44,834 [giggles awkwardly] 211 00:05:46,583 --> 00:05:47,542 - What's so funny? 212 00:05:47,583 --> 00:05:49,208 - Nothing. 213 00:05:49,250 --> 00:05:50,709 [giggling] 214 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:53,500 I have to go to the bathroom. 215 00:05:55,125 --> 00:05:56,583 - Well, as soon as we 216 00:05:55,125 --> 00:05:56,583 find the kids, 217 00:05:56,625 --> 00:05:57,959 we can get on the road, huh? 218 00:05:56,625 --> 00:05:57,959 - Yeah. 219 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,542 Honey, I'm a little nervous 220 00:05:59,583 --> 00:06:01,542 about going back 221 00:05:59,583 --> 00:06:01,542 to Check Please. 222 00:06:01,583 --> 00:06:03,583 - Oh, come on, honey. 223 00:06:01,583 --> 00:06:03,583 There's nothing to worry about. 224 00:06:03,625 --> 00:06:05,041 Times have changed. 225 00:06:05,083 --> 00:06:07,709 People are much more open-minded 226 00:06:05,083 --> 00:06:07,709 these days. 227 00:06:07,750 --> 00:06:09,750 Everybody accepts ice dancers. 228 00:06:12,750 --> 00:06:15,583 [indistinct chatter] 229 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:17,166 - All right. 230 00:06:17,208 --> 00:06:18,458 We get the skates 231 00:06:17,208 --> 00:06:18,458 and then get home 232 00:06:18,500 --> 00:06:20,458 before Mom and Dad 233 00:06:18,500 --> 00:06:20,458 even know we're gone. 234 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:21,875 Easy peasy. 235 00:06:23,875 --> 00:06:25,208 Oh, uh, excuse me. 236 00:06:25,250 --> 00:06:26,875 We're looking 237 00:06:25,250 --> 00:06:26,875 for some information 238 00:06:26,917 --> 00:06:28,417 about some people 239 00:06:26,917 --> 00:06:28,417 who used to work here. 240 00:06:28,458 --> 00:06:31,291 Tom and Anne. 241 00:06:28,458 --> 00:06:31,291 They were ice dancers. 242 00:06:31,333 --> 00:06:32,750 [all gasping] 243 00:06:35,417 --> 00:06:37,959 - Did you say "ice dancers"? 244 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,542 'Cause this here's 245 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,542 a hockey hangout. 246 00:06:40,583 --> 00:06:45,250 We don't like dirty ice dancers. 247 00:06:45,291 --> 00:06:47,125 - Oh, come on. 248 00:06:45,291 --> 00:06:47,125 Settle down, Zach Le'Ben. 249 00:06:47,166 --> 00:06:48,667 They didn't say 250 00:06:47,166 --> 00:06:48,667 they liked ice dancers. 251 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:50,542 In fact, it looks like 252 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:50,542 they got a beef with them. 253 00:06:50,583 --> 00:06:51,959 You guys got a beef 254 00:06:50,583 --> 00:06:51,959 with them, right? 255 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,041 - Yep. 256 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,041 - Beef. 257 00:06:53,083 --> 00:06:54,458 - Big beef. 258 00:06:53,083 --> 00:06:54,458 - Yeah. 259 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:56,709 - Lots of meat. 260 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:59,667 - I like beef. 261 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:59,667 I miss it. 262 00:06:59,709 --> 00:07:00,792 - Oh! 263 00:07:02,333 --> 00:07:05,333 - You know, 264 00:07:02,333 --> 00:07:05,333 I might remember Tom and Anne. 265 00:07:05,375 --> 00:07:07,542 - Wait, what do you mean, 266 00:07:05,375 --> 00:07:07,542 "might"? 267 00:07:07,583 --> 00:07:10,500 - Well, the more you order, 268 00:07:07,583 --> 00:07:10,500 the mightier my memory gets. 269 00:07:10,542 --> 00:07:12,375 - Fine. 270 00:07:12,417 --> 00:07:16,000 We'll share some extra-hot 271 00:07:12,417 --> 00:07:16,000 Detroit Red Wings. 272 00:07:16,041 --> 00:07:19,208 - I'm remembering Tom. 273 00:07:19,250 --> 00:07:21,875 - And a couple of Calgary 274 00:07:19,250 --> 00:07:21,875 flame-broiled burgers. 275 00:07:21,917 --> 00:07:23,542 - Ah, yes, 276 00:07:21,917 --> 00:07:23,542 Tom and Anne. 277 00:07:23,583 --> 00:07:24,792 I'll put your order in. 278 00:07:29,959 --> 00:07:32,291 - We said "easy peasy." 279 00:07:32,333 --> 00:07:35,166 But now I'm shaking 280 00:07:32,333 --> 00:07:35,166 in my kneesies. 281 00:07:35,208 --> 00:07:36,875 [upbeat music] 282 00:07:35,208 --> 00:07:36,875 - ♪ Oh oh oh ♪ 283 00:07:39,208 --> 00:07:40,166 [upbeat music] 284 00:07:40,208 --> 00:07:42,375 [whistling] 285 00:07:42,417 --> 00:07:43,625 - Now, where were we? 286 00:07:43,667 --> 00:07:45,709 - Well, we were right here, 287 00:07:45,750 --> 00:07:46,959 and you were right... 288 00:07:48,083 --> 00:07:49,417 there. 289 00:07:49,458 --> 00:07:51,291 - Oh, right. 290 00:07:49,458 --> 00:07:51,291 Tom and Anne. 291 00:07:51,333 --> 00:07:53,542 Now, they weren't like 292 00:07:51,333 --> 00:07:53,542 the others who hung out here. 293 00:07:53,583 --> 00:07:56,083 They were ice dancers. 294 00:07:56,125 --> 00:08:00,208 Skating under the radar 295 00:07:56,125 --> 00:08:00,208 in a world ruled by the Mullets. 296 00:08:00,250 --> 00:08:02,291 - Wait, what's a mullet? 297 00:08:02,333 --> 00:08:04,709 - Not what. 298 00:08:02,333 --> 00:08:04,709 Who. 299 00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:07,500 Hanson, Branson, 300 00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:07,500 Danson, and Smith, 301 00:08:07,542 --> 00:08:10,709 four mean and nasty 302 00:08:07,542 --> 00:08:10,709 hockey players 303 00:08:10,750 --> 00:08:12,709 known 304 00:08:10,750 --> 00:08:12,709 for their mullet hairstyle. 305 00:08:12,750 --> 00:08:16,125 Business in the front 306 00:08:12,750 --> 00:08:16,125 and par-tay in the back. 307 00:08:16,166 --> 00:08:19,917 - No business here. 308 00:08:16,166 --> 00:08:19,917 Just par-tay! 309 00:08:19,959 --> 00:08:23,000 - Anyway, the Mullets thought 310 00:08:19,959 --> 00:08:23,000 ice dancing was lame. 311 00:08:23,041 --> 00:08:25,625 - It's not lame. 312 00:08:23,041 --> 00:08:25,625 It's super lame. 313 00:08:25,667 --> 00:08:27,709 - It's not even a sport. 314 00:08:29,417 --> 00:08:31,250 - You sound like the Mullets. 315 00:08:31,291 --> 00:08:34,333 In fact, you four kind of look 316 00:08:31,291 --> 00:08:34,333 like they did back in the day. 317 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,667 Let me take you back 318 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,667 to that day. 319 00:08:40,709 --> 00:08:42,834 It was the 1990s. 320 00:08:42,875 --> 00:08:45,542 Just like today, 321 00:08:42,875 --> 00:08:45,542 except phones weren't smart, 322 00:08:45,583 --> 00:08:47,291 but people still were. 323 00:08:47,333 --> 00:08:49,375 [rock music] 324 00:08:49,417 --> 00:08:52,500 - Yeah! 325 00:08:49,417 --> 00:08:52,500 - Mullets in the house! 326 00:08:52,542 --> 00:08:53,834 [all cheering] 327 00:08:53,875 --> 00:08:56,000 - Can I get my check please? 328 00:08:56,041 --> 00:09:00,000 - I'll give you a hockey check. 329 00:09:00,041 --> 00:09:02,125 Ha-ha! 330 00:09:02,166 --> 00:09:05,125 - [grunts] 331 00:09:05,166 --> 00:09:06,250 - What is this? 332 00:09:06,291 --> 00:09:07,750 - Hey! 333 00:09:07,792 --> 00:09:09,583 Why is our table dirty? 334 00:09:09,625 --> 00:09:11,792 - Ah, hockey sticks. 335 00:09:09,625 --> 00:09:11,792 Waitress! 336 00:09:11,834 --> 00:09:13,709 - Sorry, I'll take care of it 337 00:09:11,834 --> 00:09:13,709 right away. 338 00:09:13,750 --> 00:09:16,959 Ooh. 339 00:09:13,750 --> 00:09:16,959 Hi. 340 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,917 - Tables in here 341 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,917 used to be clean. 342 00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:23,792 - I can't stand a dirty table! 343 00:09:23,834 --> 00:09:26,834 - Only thing worse 344 00:09:23,834 --> 00:09:26,834 than a dirty table 345 00:09:26,875 --> 00:09:29,083 is a dirty ice dancer! 346 00:09:29,125 --> 00:09:31,792 [laughter] 347 00:09:31,834 --> 00:09:32,834 You haven't seen any, 348 00:09:31,834 --> 00:09:32,834 have you? 349 00:09:32,875 --> 00:09:34,583 - Oh, no, believe me. 350 00:09:34,625 --> 00:09:36,041 You Mullets would be 351 00:09:34,625 --> 00:09:36,041 the first to know 352 00:09:36,083 --> 00:09:38,000 if I saw any ice dancers. 353 00:09:38,041 --> 00:09:39,417 - Dirty! 354 00:09:39,458 --> 00:09:41,375 Ice dancers. 355 00:09:41,417 --> 00:09:42,500 - Right. 356 00:09:42,542 --> 00:09:46,333 - Dirty, 357 00:09:42,542 --> 00:09:46,333 dirty ice dancers. 358 00:09:46,375 --> 00:09:49,125 - Hear that? 359 00:09:46,375 --> 00:09:49,125 She threw in an extra "dirty." 360 00:09:49,166 --> 00:09:50,291 She's all right. 361 00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:51,959 all: Yeah! 362 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,125 - Guess those dirty ice dancers 363 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,125 know better 364 00:09:54,166 --> 00:09:57,208 than to show their dirty 365 00:09:54,166 --> 00:09:57,208 ice-dancing faces around here. 366 00:09:57,250 --> 00:09:59,125 - Well, if they ever do, 367 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:02,041 we're gonna open up 368 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:02,041 a big can of Mullet justice! 369 00:10:02,083 --> 00:10:03,709 all: Yeah! 370 00:10:05,917 --> 00:10:10,333 - Mullet justice. 371 00:10:05,917 --> 00:10:10,333 Your table's ready. 372 00:10:10,375 --> 00:10:13,625 - Tom? 373 00:10:10,375 --> 00:10:13,625 - What? 374 00:10:13,667 --> 00:10:16,458 - What if those mullets find out 375 00:10:13,667 --> 00:10:16,458 we're ice dancers? 376 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,583 They'll turn everyone 377 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,583 in this place against us. 378 00:10:18,625 --> 00:10:20,750 We'll lose our jobs. 379 00:10:18,625 --> 00:10:20,750 You'll probably lose some teeth. 380 00:10:20,792 --> 00:10:22,458 [both gasp] 381 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:24,959 The nationals are on TV. 382 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:24,959 You need your pearly whites. 383 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,125 - I do have beautiful teeth. 384 00:10:27,166 --> 00:10:29,500 - [sighs] 385 00:10:29,542 --> 00:10:31,083 - I don't care 386 00:10:29,542 --> 00:10:31,083 what those Mullets think. 387 00:10:31,125 --> 00:10:34,250 We will not skate 388 00:10:31,125 --> 00:10:34,250 in the shadows anymore. 389 00:10:34,291 --> 00:10:38,000 I am a winner. 390 00:10:34,291 --> 00:10:38,000 - [gasps] 391 00:10:38,041 --> 00:10:42,542 Oh, Tom, your foolishness 392 00:10:38,041 --> 00:10:42,542 is only outdone by your talent. 393 00:10:44,917 --> 00:10:46,667 - I swear 394 00:10:44,917 --> 00:10:46,667 on our practice skates, 395 00:10:46,709 --> 00:10:48,834 someday we're gonna break free 396 00:10:46,709 --> 00:10:48,834 of this place 397 00:10:48,875 --> 00:10:52,083 and open our own 398 00:10:48,875 --> 00:10:52,083 ice dancing café. 399 00:10:52,125 --> 00:10:53,792 [exclaims] 400 00:10:53,834 --> 00:10:56,583 Because this 401 00:10:53,834 --> 00:10:56,583 should never have to hide. 402 00:10:58,583 --> 00:11:00,125 - [gasps] 403 00:11:00,166 --> 00:11:03,417 - Just like me, 404 00:11:00,166 --> 00:11:03,417 the patty stuck the landing. 405 00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:06,667 Order up! 406 00:11:08,625 --> 00:11:09,583 - Wow. 407 00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:10,959 They were so brave. 408 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,083 - Brave? 409 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,083 They were playing with fire. 410 00:11:13,125 --> 00:11:15,709 - And the whole time, 411 00:11:13,125 --> 00:11:15,709 no one knew they were 412 00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:16,917 "you-know-what's"? 413 00:11:16,959 --> 00:11:18,792 - Ice dancers. 414 00:11:18,834 --> 00:11:22,417 - [laughs nervously] 415 00:11:18,834 --> 00:11:22,417 Are lame! 416 00:11:22,458 --> 00:11:25,875 Grr! 417 00:11:25,917 --> 00:11:27,875 - Yes, 418 00:11:25,917 --> 00:11:27,875 they were playing with fire. 419 00:11:27,917 --> 00:11:30,834 But when you play with fire 420 00:11:27,917 --> 00:11:30,834 too long, you get burned. 421 00:11:30,875 --> 00:11:33,083 - Ice dancers! 422 00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:35,125 both: Aah! 423 00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:35,125 - We don't want any trouble! 424 00:11:35,166 --> 00:11:37,125 - We just want to be free 425 00:11:35,166 --> 00:11:37,125 to skate our way too. 426 00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:39,250 I mean, isn't there enough room 427 00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:39,250 on the ice for everybody? 428 00:11:39,291 --> 00:11:42,250 - No! Hockey rules. 429 00:11:39,291 --> 00:11:42,250 Ice dancers drool. 430 00:11:42,291 --> 00:11:43,166 - [screams] 431 00:11:44,583 --> 00:11:47,083 - We don't tolerate ice dancers 432 00:11:44,583 --> 00:11:47,083 in here. 433 00:11:47,125 --> 00:11:48,917 - My daddy never did. 434 00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:50,375 His daddy never did. 435 00:11:50,417 --> 00:11:51,959 His daddy's mama did, 436 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,959 but she was a progressive woman. 437 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:58,625 Anyway, it's just the way 438 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:58,625 it's always been! 439 00:11:58,667 --> 00:11:59,792 - You know what? 440 00:11:59,834 --> 00:12:02,000 We should build a wall 441 00:11:59,834 --> 00:12:02,000 around this place 442 00:12:02,041 --> 00:12:04,041 to keep you ice dancers out! 443 00:12:04,083 --> 00:12:05,375 - We don't have the money 444 00:12:04,083 --> 00:12:05,375 for that. 445 00:12:05,417 --> 00:12:06,625 - Doesn't matter. 446 00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:07,792 We'll make the ice dancers 447 00:12:07,834 --> 00:12:09,000 pay for it. 448 00:12:09,041 --> 00:12:10,417 - Yeah! 449 00:12:10,458 --> 00:12:13,166 all: Mullets! 450 00:12:10,458 --> 00:12:13,166 Mullets! Mullets! 451 00:12:13,208 --> 00:12:14,542 - Can't we all just skate along? 452 00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:16,834 - The wall just got 453 00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:16,834 10 feet taller! 454 00:12:16,875 --> 00:12:18,208 - Boom! 455 00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:20,583 all: Mullets! Mullets! 456 00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:20,583 Mullets! 457 00:12:20,625 --> 00:12:21,667 - You better run. 458 00:12:20,625 --> 00:12:21,667 You don't want 459 00:12:21,709 --> 00:12:23,333 any of that Mullet justice. 460 00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:25,458 - Why are you helping us? 461 00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:25,458 - Because I was once young 462 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:28,458 and in love and had dreams 463 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:28,458 of ice dancing too. 464 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:29,542 - Oh! 465 00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,375 - [grunts] 466 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,625 - Go on! 467 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,625 Get! 468 00:12:32,667 --> 00:12:35,375 [both exclaiming] 469 00:12:35,417 --> 00:12:38,208 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, 470 00:12:35,417 --> 00:12:38,208 so they just ran out of there? 471 00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:40,000 - If you let me finish-- 472 00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:40,000 - What about their dreams 473 00:12:40,041 --> 00:12:42,000 of winning the nationals? 474 00:12:40,041 --> 00:12:42,000 - Can I just finish? 475 00:12:42,041 --> 00:12:44,709 - You were in love? 476 00:12:42,041 --> 00:12:44,709 - I have other customers. 477 00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:47,291 - Who paid for the wall? 478 00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:47,291 - I'm just gonna finish. 479 00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:50,250 Tom and Anne were able to duck 480 00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:50,250 under a table and hide... 481 00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:52,458 [all chanting "Mullets!"] 482 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,834 - Tom, the only way to calm 483 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,834 that angry mob 484 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,250 is to stand up to those Mullets. 485 00:12:56,291 --> 00:12:57,959 I mean, they're just kids. 486 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,208 - There's four of them, Anne, 487 00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:00,667 and they're crazy! 488 00:13:00,709 --> 00:13:02,250 Just promise me 489 00:13:00,709 --> 00:13:02,250 if we ever have kids, 490 00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:03,250 we won't have four. 491 00:13:03,291 --> 00:13:05,125 - Ugh, promise. 492 00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:09,333 - Where'd they go? 493 00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:11,125 - Just in case we don't 494 00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:11,125 make it out of here, 495 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:13,875 there's something I want 496 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:13,875 everybody to know, 497 00:13:13,917 --> 00:13:17,000 or at least anybody 498 00:13:13,917 --> 00:13:17,000 who climbs under this table. 499 00:13:17,041 --> 00:13:18,000 - [grunts] 500 00:13:18,041 --> 00:13:20,041 - [exclaims] 501 00:13:20,083 --> 00:13:22,792 - Well, what do we got here? 502 00:13:22,834 --> 00:13:23,792 - [laughs] 503 00:13:23,834 --> 00:13:25,500 - "Tom loves Anne"? 504 00:13:25,542 --> 00:13:26,792 - [gasps] 505 00:13:26,834 --> 00:13:28,583 You do? 506 00:13:26,834 --> 00:13:28,583 - [chuckles] 507 00:13:28,625 --> 00:13:31,125 - I love-- 508 00:13:28,625 --> 00:13:31,125 - Knock it off! 509 00:13:31,166 --> 00:13:32,792 This is a hockey hangout. 510 00:13:32,834 --> 00:13:34,166 There's no love. 511 00:13:34,208 --> 00:13:36,583 - Yeah. 512 00:13:34,208 --> 00:13:36,583 We may hug after a goal, 513 00:13:36,625 --> 00:13:39,375 but there's no love. 514 00:13:39,417 --> 00:13:41,750 - Now, are you gonna 515 00:13:39,417 --> 00:13:41,750 get up and leave 516 00:13:41,792 --> 00:13:43,166 on your own? 517 00:13:43,208 --> 00:13:44,250 - Or are we gonna have to 518 00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:45,667 check you outta here? 519 00:13:45,709 --> 00:13:47,333 - We're going! 520 00:13:47,375 --> 00:13:49,709 - Oh, no. 521 00:13:47,375 --> 00:13:49,709 You go. 522 00:13:49,750 --> 00:13:50,834 The skates stay. 523 00:13:50,875 --> 00:13:52,625 - Now scram, Brace Face. 524 00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:53,834 - But-- 525 00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:53,834 - He said "Scram, Brace Face." 526 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,083 Come on. 527 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,083 - Okay. 528 00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:57,250 I just, um-- 529 00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:57,250 I left the stove on. 530 00:13:57,291 --> 00:13:59,417 all: Get out! 531 00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:03,250 - And we never want to 532 00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:03,250 see your kind in here again! 533 00:14:03,291 --> 00:14:04,291 Ha! 534 00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:06,667 all: Mullets! Mullets! 535 00:14:06,709 --> 00:14:10,500 ♪ ♪ 536 00:14:10,542 --> 00:14:12,208 - Remember, they never wanted 537 00:14:10,542 --> 00:14:12,208 "to see our kind 538 00:14:12,250 --> 00:14:13,375 in there again"? 539 00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,542 So we'll just go in there 540 00:14:15,583 --> 00:14:17,417 as their kind. 541 00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:19,417 - I can't see anything 542 00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:19,417 under this helmet, 543 00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:22,250 but going undercover 544 00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:22,250 to Check Please just might work. 545 00:14:22,291 --> 00:14:24,250 - Yep, we'll just waltz in, 546 00:14:24,291 --> 00:14:26,959 grab the skates, and waltz out. 547 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,208 - Waltz, Tom? 548 00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:29,917 - Oh, dang it, Anne. 549 00:14:29,959 --> 00:14:32,583 I just can't hide 550 00:14:29,959 --> 00:14:32,583 my true nature. 551 00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:34,125 - Mae, are you hiding? 552 00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:35,375 - No. 553 00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:38,333 [giggling awkwardly] 554 00:14:40,709 --> 00:14:42,375 - Okay, well, we're about to 555 00:14:40,709 --> 00:14:42,375 get on the road. 556 00:14:42,417 --> 00:14:43,750 Do you know where 557 00:14:42,417 --> 00:14:43,750 the kids are? 558 00:14:43,792 --> 00:14:45,417 - No. 559 00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:48,375 [giggling awkwardly] 560 00:14:49,709 --> 00:14:51,750 Okay, fine. 561 00:14:51,792 --> 00:14:53,375 Here's the truth. 562 00:14:53,417 --> 00:14:55,375 - ♪ La, la, la, la, 563 00:14:53,417 --> 00:14:55,375 la, la, la, la ♪ 564 00:14:55,417 --> 00:14:57,083 - ♪ Hey ♪ 565 00:14:55,417 --> 00:14:57,083 - ♪ La, la, la, la ♪ 566 00:14:57,125 --> 00:14:58,375 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 567 00:14:58,417 --> 00:15:00,417 - Wow, I can't believe 568 00:15:00,458 --> 00:15:02,542 how mean those Mullets were 569 00:15:00,458 --> 00:15:02,542 to Mom and Dad. 570 00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:05,291 - I can't believe 571 00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:05,291 I ate all those wings 572 00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:08,709 and a burger. 573 00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:09,875 Mm. 574 00:15:09,917 --> 00:15:11,583 [groans] 575 00:15:11,625 --> 00:15:13,417 But what about the skates? 576 00:15:13,458 --> 00:15:15,000 What happened to the skates? 577 00:15:15,041 --> 00:15:17,000 - Oh, I don't want any trouble. 578 00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:18,709 If you really must know, 579 00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:20,250 ask them. 580 00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:22,083 - Mullets in the house! 581 00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:22,083 - [laughs] 582 00:15:22,125 --> 00:15:23,667 [half-hearted cheers] 583 00:15:23,709 --> 00:15:25,500 [laughs] 584 00:15:25,542 --> 00:15:27,291 [both grunt] 585 00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:31,166 - Wow, that hair really is 586 00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:31,166 a party in the back. 587 00:15:31,208 --> 00:15:32,375 - They don't look so mean. 588 00:15:32,417 --> 00:15:33,375 Maybe they've changed. 589 00:15:33,417 --> 00:15:36,333 - Our table's dirty! 590 00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:38,000 [laughs evilly] 591 00:15:38,041 --> 00:15:40,792 - Or maybe they stayed 592 00:15:38,041 --> 00:15:40,792 the same. 593 00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:43,041 - Nothing worse 594 00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:43,041 than a dirty table. 595 00:15:43,083 --> 00:15:45,250 - Except dirty ice dancers. 596 00:15:45,291 --> 00:15:47,500 - Yeah. 597 00:15:45,291 --> 00:15:47,500 [both laugh] 598 00:15:47,542 --> 00:15:50,875 - Ooh, guess we'll grab 599 00:15:47,542 --> 00:15:50,875 some waiting wings. 600 00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,417 [all laugh] 601 00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,417 - Pfft. 602 00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:54,208 Ice dancing. 603 00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:54,208 Lame. 604 00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:55,709 - Super lame. 605 00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:57,625 - Not even a sport! 606 00:15:57,667 --> 00:16:00,667 - How can something that's done 607 00:15:57,667 --> 00:16:00,667 on the ice be so uncool? 608 00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:04,125 - Whoa. 609 00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:04,125 They sound just like us. 610 00:16:04,166 --> 00:16:05,709 - We never said that. 611 00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:08,667 - We said exactly that. 612 00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:08,667 About Mom and Dad. 613 00:16:08,709 --> 00:16:11,083 - Well, not in a mean way. 614 00:16:11,125 --> 00:16:12,792 - What other way is there? 615 00:16:12,834 --> 00:16:15,417 - Look, 616 00:16:12,834 --> 00:16:15,417 I hate to say this, guys, but... 617 00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:18,375 we're exactly like 618 00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:18,375 those Mullets. 619 00:16:18,417 --> 00:16:20,291 - I don't see it. 620 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:26,000 - Maybe we should 621 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:26,000 forget about the skates. 622 00:16:26,041 --> 00:16:27,250 - No. 623 00:16:27,291 --> 00:16:28,917 We're still getting the skates, 624 00:16:28,959 --> 00:16:32,333 but not to keep them 625 00:16:28,959 --> 00:16:32,333 from Mom and Dad. 626 00:16:32,375 --> 00:16:35,125 To give them to Mom and Dad. 627 00:16:35,166 --> 00:16:36,875 They had a dream, 628 00:16:36,917 --> 00:16:38,625 and we're gonna make 629 00:16:36,917 --> 00:16:38,625 that dream come true. 630 00:16:38,667 --> 00:16:40,959 - Yeah. 631 00:16:38,667 --> 00:16:40,959 - Let's do it. 632 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,250 - It burns! 633 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,250 - Wipe it off. 634 00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:45,917 - But I'm not done. 635 00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:45,917 Mmm. Mmm. 636 00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:52,166 [upbeat music] 637 00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:54,291 - These L.A. Kings crabs 638 00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:54,291 are great. 639 00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:56,709 I love food 640 00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:56,709 that comes with a hammer. 641 00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,875 [all laugh and grunt] 642 00:17:00,041 --> 00:17:02,834 - Wow, I cannot believe it. 643 00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:05,500 You guys are the famous Mullets! 644 00:17:05,542 --> 00:17:07,166 - Is it true you guys once ran 645 00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:09,291 a dirty ice-dancing duo 646 00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:09,291 out of here? 647 00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:11,291 - Sorry, you're gonna have 648 00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:11,291 to be more specific. 649 00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:13,125 - Yeah, 'cause we've 650 00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:13,125 run countless 651 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:15,458 dirty ice-dancing duos 652 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:15,458 outta here. 653 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,041 [all laugh] 654 00:17:17,083 --> 00:17:18,583 - Well, these two worked here 655 00:17:18,625 --> 00:17:22,000 and--I can't believe 656 00:17:18,625 --> 00:17:22,000 how awesome this is-- 657 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:25,667 but supposedly, 658 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:25,667 you stole their skates? 659 00:17:25,709 --> 00:17:28,041 all: Oh yeah. 660 00:17:28,083 --> 00:17:29,792 - That must have been 661 00:17:28,083 --> 00:17:29,792 beautiful. 662 00:17:29,834 --> 00:17:31,792 - It wasn't terrible, 663 00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:34,458 and don't touch me. 664 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:37,125 - So what did you guys do 665 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:37,125 with those skates? 666 00:17:37,166 --> 00:17:39,333 - We put them 667 00:17:37,166 --> 00:17:39,333 in the perfect spot 668 00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:42,458 to remind ice dancers 669 00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:42,458 of their place in the world. 670 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:46,291 - [laughs evilly] 671 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:46,291 - Yup, for the last 20-odd years 672 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,959 they've been in the men's room 673 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,417 holding the toilet paper! 674 00:17:49,458 --> 00:17:51,875 [all laugh] 675 00:17:51,917 --> 00:17:53,667 - Hey, we should go 676 00:17:51,917 --> 00:17:53,667 check out those skates! 677 00:17:53,709 --> 00:17:55,166 - Let's do it. 678 00:17:53,709 --> 00:17:55,166 - Yeah. 679 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,834 - Good, 'cause those 680 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,834 Detroit Red Wings 681 00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,667 and that Calgary 682 00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,667 Flame-broiled burger 683 00:17:58,709 --> 00:18:00,542 are headed for a shoot out, 684 00:18:00,583 --> 00:18:01,792 if you know what I mean. 685 00:18:01,834 --> 00:18:03,333 [all laugh] 686 00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:05,625 - Oh, I get it, man. 687 00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:08,000 - What does he mean? 688 00:18:08,041 --> 00:18:10,291 both: I don't know. 689 00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:12,333 - All right, 690 00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:12,333 let's get out of here. 691 00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:14,291 Wait, why didn't you 692 00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:14,291 take the paper off? 693 00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:16,875 - We have no idea 694 00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:16,875 how they got it on! 695 00:18:16,917 --> 00:18:19,917 - Let's just go. 696 00:18:19,959 --> 00:18:21,250 - Nice meeting you guys! 697 00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:23,417 all: Dicky! 698 00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:23,417 - Nice meeting you, too. 699 00:18:23,458 --> 00:18:25,625 Hey, what are you doing 700 00:18:23,458 --> 00:18:25,625 with our toilet skates? 701 00:18:25,667 --> 00:18:28,583 - Run! 702 00:18:25,667 --> 00:18:28,583 - Hey! 703 00:18:28,625 --> 00:18:30,458 - Somebody stop those brats! 704 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:33,583 - Get outta there! 705 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:33,583 - Oh, here we go again. 706 00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:34,792 - Hey, check it out. 707 00:18:34,834 --> 00:18:37,125 "Tom loves Anne." 708 00:18:34,834 --> 00:18:37,125 This is their table! 709 00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:38,667 - You've got 710 00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:38,667 till the count of three. 711 00:18:38,709 --> 00:18:40,542 One! 712 00:18:38,709 --> 00:18:40,542 - What are we gonna do? 713 00:18:40,583 --> 00:18:43,083 - We're gonna use the thing 714 00:18:40,583 --> 00:18:43,083 they hate most against them. 715 00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:44,792 - Three! 716 00:18:44,834 --> 00:18:46,834 - All right, hand 'em over. 717 00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:48,166 - No. 718 00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:50,125 These skates aren't yours. 719 00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:52,500 They belong to our mom and dad. 720 00:18:52,542 --> 00:18:55,959 You may remember them as 721 00:18:52,542 --> 00:18:55,959 the waitress and Brace Face. 722 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,375 The dirty ice dancers. 723 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,375 - [gasps] 724 00:18:58,417 --> 00:19:02,500 That makes you 725 00:18:58,417 --> 00:19:02,500 the spawn of dirty ice dancers. 726 00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,875 - And proud of it. 727 00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,875 - [gasps] 728 00:19:04,917 --> 00:19:08,000 Ice dancing is one of the most 729 00:19:04,917 --> 00:19:08,000 hard-core sports there is. 730 00:19:08,041 --> 00:19:10,625 [all laugh] 731 00:19:10,667 --> 00:19:13,375 You think you gotta be tough 732 00:19:10,667 --> 00:19:13,375 to play hockey? 733 00:19:13,417 --> 00:19:14,709 Check this out. 734 00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:15,959 [Tchaikovsky's 735 00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:15,959 "Waltz of the Flowers"] 736 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,667 [both scoff] 737 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,667 - Nicky... 738 00:19:17,709 --> 00:19:18,959 ♪ ♪ 739 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,458 - Ooh, look. 740 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:23,000 They're gonna impress us 741 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:23,000 with your fancy spins? 742 00:19:23,041 --> 00:19:25,500 [grunts] 743 00:19:23,041 --> 00:19:25,500 - Whoa! 744 00:19:25,542 --> 00:19:28,542 - Dude, you just got decked 745 00:19:25,542 --> 00:19:28,542 by a kid! 746 00:19:28,583 --> 00:19:30,291 [grunts] 747 00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:31,083 - Whoa. 748 00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:32,750 You guys are pathetic. 749 00:19:32,792 --> 00:19:34,458 ♪ ♪ 750 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,834 [grunts] 751 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:38,792 ♪ ♪ 752 00:19:38,834 --> 00:19:41,041 - Looks like you're 753 00:19:38,834 --> 00:19:41,041 all out of brothers. 754 00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:42,959 This is gonna be fun. 755 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,792 - Yes, yes, it is. 756 00:19:45,834 --> 00:19:48,208 - I need you guys 757 00:19:45,834 --> 00:19:48,208 to settle down here. 758 00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:50,542 - Aw, hockey sticks. 759 00:19:50,583 --> 00:19:51,750 [grunts] 760 00:19:51,792 --> 00:19:53,041 ♪ ♪ 761 00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:56,041 Okay, let's get outta here! 762 00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:57,542 - There any dirty ice dancers 763 00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:57,542 in here? 764 00:19:57,583 --> 00:19:59,542 - There better not be! 765 00:19:57,583 --> 00:19:59,542 Or we'll check 'em 766 00:19:59,583 --> 00:20:01,583 right out the door! 767 00:20:01,625 --> 00:20:02,667 [grunts] 768 00:20:02,709 --> 00:20:06,041 all: [distorted voice] 769 00:20:02,709 --> 00:20:06,041 Wait! 770 00:20:07,709 --> 00:20:08,917 [all gasp] 771 00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:10,041 - I told 'em twenty years ago 772 00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:12,291 to turn that stove off! 773 00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:14,166 - [sighs] 774 00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:14,166 What're we gonna do now? 775 00:20:17,208 --> 00:20:19,125 - Well, it's not your skates, 776 00:20:19,166 --> 00:20:21,542 but hopefully it'll do. 777 00:20:21,583 --> 00:20:23,709 - You know what? 778 00:20:21,583 --> 00:20:23,709 This table is even better. 779 00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:25,583 - You're mom's right, 780 00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:25,583 and the fact that 781 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,458 you used ice dancing moves 782 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,458 against The Mullets 783 00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:29,417 makes it even sweeter. 784 00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:29,417 [all chuckle] 785 00:20:29,458 --> 00:20:32,750 - Dawn just chucked us 786 00:20:29,458 --> 00:20:32,750 like rag dolls. 787 00:20:32,792 --> 00:20:34,083 - I mean, what can I say? 788 00:20:34,125 --> 00:20:35,875 I've got mom's strength. 789 00:20:35,917 --> 00:20:38,375 - And your father's beauty. 790 00:20:35,917 --> 00:20:38,375 - [laughs] 791 00:20:38,417 --> 00:20:40,041 You know, maybe you were born 792 00:20:38,417 --> 00:20:40,041 to be an ice dancer. 793 00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:42,750 - Maybe I was, 794 00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:42,750 and that wouldn't be that bad. 795 00:20:42,792 --> 00:20:45,834 - Oh, and thanks for using 796 00:20:42,792 --> 00:20:45,834 our ideas in the new café. 797 00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:48,375 - Yeah, now we've got a café... 798 00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:48,375 - Oh! 799 00:20:48,417 --> 00:20:51,083 - That includes everybody. 800 00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:54,000 - Yeah. 801 00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:54,000 - all: Three, two, one! 802 00:20:54,041 --> 00:20:55,917 - Come on in, everybody. 803 00:20:55,959 --> 00:20:58,583 [cheers and applause] 804 00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:00,667 [gasps] 805 00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:00,667 - Oh! 806 00:21:00,709 --> 00:21:02,000 Maia Shibutani? 807 00:21:02,041 --> 00:21:03,250 - Alex Shibutani? 808 00:21:03,291 --> 00:21:04,959 - Anne Harper? 809 00:21:03,291 --> 00:21:04,959 - Tom Harper? 810 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,959 - The Shib Sibs! 811 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,500 - The Harp...ers. 812 00:21:09,542 --> 00:21:11,875 - You guys are ice dancing 813 00:21:09,542 --> 00:21:11,875 champions! 814 00:21:11,917 --> 00:21:13,834 - Whoa, whoa, 815 00:21:11,917 --> 00:21:13,834 you know our parents? 816 00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:16,208 - Know them? 817 00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:16,208 They're legends. 818 00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:18,709 - And we wanted to check out 819 00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:18,709 their new café. 820 00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:20,208 - Let me ask you. 821 00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:22,583 Would you eat a floor 822 00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:22,583 if it were made of pizza? 823 00:21:22,625 --> 00:21:24,834 - Heck yeah! 824 00:21:22,625 --> 00:21:24,834 In fact, I've always dreamed 825 00:21:24,875 --> 00:21:26,125 of ice dancing on pizza. 826 00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:28,208 - This guy gets it. 827 00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:29,875 - See? 828 00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:29,875 I told you. 829 00:21:29,917 --> 00:21:31,542 Ice dancers can be cool. 830 00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:33,667 - Hey, can we show you 831 00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:33,667 some of our moves? 832 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,333 Maybe you can use them 833 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,333 in your next routine. 834 00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:37,166 - Yeah. 835 00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:37,166 - Oh. 836 00:21:38,875 --> 00:21:40,333 Nicky. 837 00:21:43,709 --> 00:21:45,166 - [grunts and thuds] 838 00:21:45,208 --> 00:21:48,208 - My easels! 839 00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:51,792 - Everyone thinks it's so easy. 840 00:21:51,834 --> 00:21:53,834 - Why does he have 841 00:21:51,834 --> 00:21:53,834 three easels? 842 00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:54,834 - Like I said, 843 00:21:54,875 --> 00:21:56,250 this guy gets it. 844 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,208 - Still got it. 845 00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:08,417 ♪♪ 846 00:22:10,875 --> 00:22:13,083 - ♪ Na na na na na na 847 00:22:10,875 --> 00:22:13,083 na na na na na na ♪ 848 00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:15,500 ♪ Na na na na na na 849 00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:15,500 na na na na na na ♪ 850 00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:18,500 [whistling] 851 00:22:18,542 --> 00:22:23,583 ♪ ♪ 852 00:22:26,333 --> 00:22:29,250 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, 853 00:22:26,333 --> 00:22:29,250 yeah, yeah ♪ 854 00:22:29,291 --> 00:22:30,500 ♪ Yeah, yeah, 855 00:22:29,291 --> 00:22:30,500 yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 856 00:22:30,542 --> 00:22:31,834 - ♪ Yeah! ♪ 857 00:22:31,875 --> 00:22:33,834 - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, 858 00:22:31,875 --> 00:22:33,834 yeah, yeah ♪ 859 00:22:33,875 --> 00:22:36,125 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 860 00:22:36,166 --> 00:22:37,166 - ♪ Yeah! ♪