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[upbeat rock music]
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- Hey, guys.
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We've got some pretty
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exciting news.
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We want you to meet
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the foreign exchange student
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from Australia
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who just moved in with us.
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- Hey.
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- Hey.
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- G'day.
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Nice to meet you all.
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I'm Britt.
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- You talk funny.
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- What did you say?
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- You'll get used to it.
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I'm Mae.
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- And I'm Miles.
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- I'm Dooley.
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- I'm very excited to be here.
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It's gonna be ripper.
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- Absolutely.
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Totally ripper.
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What's ripper?
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- It means really great.
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As in,
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"Since I'm an only child,
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it's gonna be ripper to finally
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have a sister and brothers."
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[together]
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Ripper.
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- Yeah, by the way,
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where's Dicky?
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- Oh he's probably still
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watching the toilet flush.
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- Ew.
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- Oh, no,
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it's not what you think.
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Ever since Britt told him
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Australian toilets
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flush the opposite way,
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Dicky's been in the bathroom
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trying to make the water
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spin backwards.
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- That makes sense.
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- Yeah, that sounds right.
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- Still ew.
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- Do a lot of Americans talk
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like that?
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- [whispering]
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No.
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- Come on, Britt,
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let us introduce you to
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some typical American sports
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and hobbies.
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- Ooh, check these out.
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- Is it okay to just open those
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like that?
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- [scoffs]
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Our parents own the store.
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- We can do whatever
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we want.
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- Our lives are just
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that ripper.
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- Oh, this is not gonna
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end well.
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- Okay.
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Britt, these are golf balls.
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- Yeah, we have
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the Australian Open.
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- Those are tennis balls.
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- There's an Australian Open
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for tennis too.
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- Well, I bet there's
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no open for...
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miniature hockey.
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- That's a boomerang.
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And there's a cup,
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not an open.
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- I knew that, Britt.
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It's American humor.
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- I bet you use those a lot
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back home.
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- Not really.
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It's just in the movies.
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- Oh, so you don't know
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how to use it?
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- Of course I know
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how to use it.
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I'm Australian.
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Don't you watch movies?
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- Well, can you show us
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how to throw it?
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- Absolutely.
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But it's best to do it outside.
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- Again, Britt--
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parents own the store.
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- Yeah, so go ahead.
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You can boom your rang in here.
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- I wouldn't say it like that
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in Australia,
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but here we go.
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[boomerang whooshing]
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[all exclaiming]
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- I got to try that.
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both: Me too.
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- Oh, this is definitely
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not gonna end well.
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- Here we go.
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[crashing]
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- Crikey!
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- Don't worry, Britt.
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This isn't a "crikey."
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- Crikey or no crikey,
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you guys really
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boomed that rang.
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- I don't think
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you're saying it right.
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- Nobody is saying
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any of it right.
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- [gasps]
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- Kids?
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- What did you do?
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You know we have the special
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release of Isaiah Thomas'
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new Isaiah T-4 sneakers
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tomorrow.
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- Yeah.
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- We're psyched.
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- I can't wait to put my feet
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in those babies.
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- Then why would you trash
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the store?
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We just found out
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that Isaiah Thomas himself
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is gonna be here signing shoes.
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[all exclaiming]
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- And since the promotional
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price is only $4 a pair,
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there's gonna be
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a ton of people here to see...
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this!
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- Okay, you know what?
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We are so tired of you guys
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acting so entitled
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around here,
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so if you want Isaiah T-4s,
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you are gonna have to wait
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in line outside
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and pay for them
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like everyone else.
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- Told you it wasn't gonna
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end well.
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- And you better plan
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on getting up early,
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because there's only
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104 pair of those 4s.
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- Did you say,
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"Wait in line"?
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- "Outside"?
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- "Like everyone else"?
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What do you mean?
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- I think she means you guys
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are gonna have to wait in line,
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outside, like everyone else.
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- Thanks, Britt,
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but we've got this.
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See, there's no language
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barrier between us
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and our parents,
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and they would never expect us
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to wait in line.
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- Actually, that's exactly
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what we expect.
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[together]
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Crikey.
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[upbeat music]
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- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na,
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na, na, na, na, na ♪
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[whistling]
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♪ ♪
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♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
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- ♪ Hey! ♪
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♪ One, two ♪
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- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
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- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
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[cheerful music]
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- I can't believe
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Mom and Dad
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made us clean up
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the entire store
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and are still gonna make us
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wait in line.
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Like a bunch of liner-uppers.
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- Well, I'm excited.
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My first American experience
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meeting an American
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sports star,
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buying American sneakers,
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and standing
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in an American line.
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- You know,
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you really don't need
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to specify everything
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as American.
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- Gotcha, mate!
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- Also, you don't have to be so
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upbeat about everything.
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It's kind of watering down
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our outrage.
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- Gotcha, mate!
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I mean...
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[quietly]
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Gotcha, mate.
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You may resume your outrage.
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- Thank you.
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As I was saying,
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we're not liner-uppers.
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We're plan-hatchers.
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- Ooh! Here's a plan for ya!
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all: Yeah?
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- We go to bed early...
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all: Yeah?
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- We wake up early...
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all: Yeah?
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- And we wait in line.
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all: No!
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- Britt, Britt, Britt,
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leave the hatching to me.
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Planning's kind of my thing.
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- You didn't hear
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the best part.
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When we wake up early,
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I'll make you some eggs.
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How do you like 'em?
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- [chuckles]
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Britt, Britt, Britt,
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leave the breakfast to me.
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Cooking's kind of my thing.
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- Since we're carving out
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our areas of expertise here,
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sweater vests, bedazzling,
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math--all me.
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- No judgment, mate.
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What's Dicky's area
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of expertise?
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[toilet flushing]
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Oh, right.
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- Okay, we need a plan
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to get us out of waiting
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in line
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like a bunch of dummies.
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That's it! Plan hatched!
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both: Nice.
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- Is she gonna explain more,
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or...?
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- Nope.
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Just nod and go with it.
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- Then we'll question it
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when we get there.
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Okay, a couple questions.
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First, are you sure
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this is gonna work?
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- Yep.
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- Actually, that was
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our only question.
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- Okay, mission accomplished.
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Now we can sleep in
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while these dummies
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hold our spots
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at the front of the line.
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Where are our dummies?
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- Guess somebody thought
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our mannequin plan was garbage.
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- Why would you say that?
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- Because our mannequins
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are in the garbage.
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- Okay, new plan.
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There's Mae and Miles.
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They'll let us cut
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in front of them.
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Hey, guys.
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- G'day.
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- Listen, we kind of
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overslept this morning--
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- You mean you used mannequins
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to hold your spot
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at the front of the line?
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- I suppose that's possible.
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- And people got mad,
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tore 'em apart,
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and threw 'em
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into the dumpster?
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- Also possible.
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- There's a dumpster full
296
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of mannequins right over there.
297
00:07:10,500 --> 00:07:12,583
- Well, you can't prove we had
298
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anything to do with it.
299
00:07:12,625 --> 00:07:15,291
- They have nametags.
300
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- Are you gonna let us cut
301
00:07:15,333 --> 00:07:17,125
or not?
302
00:07:17,166 --> 00:07:19,709
- Please?
303
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It's just a little cut-sies.
304
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- No.
305
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And don't try to make it
306
00:07:21,250 --> 00:07:23,375
sound cute.
307
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- But it's just a little
308
00:07:23,417 --> 00:07:25,625
cut-sies.
309
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- All right, fine.
310
00:07:27,625 --> 00:07:29,166
- Miles!
311
00:07:27,625 --> 00:07:29,166
- What?
312
00:07:29,208 --> 00:07:31,250
It's just so charming
313
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when he says it.
314
00:07:32,583 --> 00:07:33,667
[whistle blows]
315
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- No cut-sies!
316
00:07:34,709 --> 00:07:35,750
all: Dooley?
317
00:07:35,792 --> 00:07:37,500
- What are you doing?
318
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- Your parents said
319
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they'd give me a free pair
320
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of signed Isaiah shoes
321
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if I kept the line in order.
322
00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,959
- Wait, so they punished us
323
00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,750
and then hired you
324
00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,750
to watch the line?
325
00:07:46,792 --> 00:07:48,709
- No, just to watch you.
326
00:07:48,750 --> 00:07:50,750
- So no cut-sies?
327
00:07:50,792 --> 00:07:52,875
- All right. But just you.
328
00:07:52,917 --> 00:07:54,959
all: Dooley!
329
00:07:52,917 --> 00:07:54,959
- Right!
330
00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,375
Back of the line,
331
00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,375
all of you.
332
00:07:57,417 --> 00:07:58,917
Sorry.
333
00:07:58,959 --> 00:08:01,333
- No worries.
334
00:08:01,375 --> 00:08:04,333
That means we get to spend
335
00:08:01,375 --> 00:08:04,333
more time together.
336
00:08:04,375 --> 00:08:07,834
Come on, Harpers.
337
00:08:04,375 --> 00:08:07,834
Let's hop on over there.
338
00:08:10,709 --> 00:08:12,959
- Look, I love that Britt
339
00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,291
never gets outraged
340
00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,291
by anything,
341
00:08:14,333 --> 00:08:16,333
but his lack of outrage
342
00:08:14,333 --> 00:08:16,333
is outraging me.
343
00:08:16,375 --> 00:08:19,834
- This is not shaping up
344
00:08:16,375 --> 00:08:19,834
to be such a g'day.
345
00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:21,500
- Come on, Harpers.
346
00:08:21,542 --> 00:08:22,875
[all sighing]
347
00:08:25,709 --> 00:08:28,083
♪ ♪
348
00:08:30,208 --> 00:08:33,166
[cheerful music]
349
00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:36,333
♪ ♪
350
00:08:36,375 --> 00:08:38,667
- Was the line this long
351
00:08:36,375 --> 00:08:38,667
for the first three versions
352
00:08:38,709 --> 00:08:39,667
of Isaiah's shoes?
353
00:08:39,709 --> 00:08:40,959
- We don't know.
354
00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,250
We didn't have to wait in line.
355
00:08:43,291 --> 00:08:45,125
- I once waited three hours
356
00:08:45,166 --> 00:08:47,000
for a tiger pie
357
00:08:45,166 --> 00:08:47,000
in Woolloomooloo.
358
00:08:47,041 --> 00:08:50,000
It was ripper.
359
00:08:50,041 --> 00:08:51,792
- Hey, what's the opposite
360
00:08:50,041 --> 00:08:51,792
of ripper?
361
00:08:51,834 --> 00:08:54,458
Because this is that.
362
00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:56,583
- This one's as feisty
363
00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:56,583
as a boxing kangaroo.
364
00:08:56,625 --> 00:09:00,333
- I should be insulted
365
00:08:56,625 --> 00:09:00,333
by that, but I'm charmed.
366
00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,667
- That accent lets you
367
00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,667
get away with anything.
368
00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:05,542
- Teach us how to get away
369
00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:05,542
with anything.
370
00:09:05,583 --> 00:09:07,834
- All right,
371
00:09:05,583 --> 00:09:07,834
let's give it a burl.
372
00:09:07,875 --> 00:09:09,166
Here's an easy one.
373
00:09:09,208 --> 00:09:12,208
Down under, we shave
374
00:09:09,208 --> 00:09:12,208
with "rye-zuh blides."
375
00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:14,125
Repeat after me:
376
00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:14,125
"rye-zuh blides."
377
00:09:14,166 --> 00:09:15,917
all: Razor blades.
378
00:09:15,959 --> 00:09:17,166
- No, say "rye."
379
00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:18,208
all: Rye.
380
00:09:18,250 --> 00:09:19,959
- Zuh.
381
00:09:18,250 --> 00:09:19,959
all: Zuh.
382
00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,500
- Blides.
383
00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,500
all: Blides.
384
00:09:21,542 --> 00:09:22,709
- Now all together.
385
00:09:22,750 --> 00:09:23,959
all: Razor blades.
386
00:09:25,125 --> 00:09:27,041
- Okay, we've got
387
00:09:25,125 --> 00:09:27,041
some work to do.
388
00:09:29,333 --> 00:09:32,208
- Hey, Dooley!
389
00:09:29,333 --> 00:09:32,208
Those people just cut.
390
00:09:32,250 --> 00:09:34,083
What's that all about?
391
00:09:32,250 --> 00:09:34,083
- No idea.
392
00:09:34,125 --> 00:09:36,041
Not here to watch them,
393
00:09:34,125 --> 00:09:36,041
just you.
394
00:09:36,083 --> 00:09:38,583
And you're terrible
395
00:09:36,083 --> 00:09:38,583
at accents.
396
00:09:42,667 --> 00:09:45,125
- You can't give us a ticket
397
00:09:42,667 --> 00:09:45,125
for being bad at accents.
398
00:09:45,166 --> 00:09:47,583
- Can. Did.
399
00:09:47,625 --> 00:09:50,792
Rye-zuh blides,
400
00:09:47,625 --> 00:09:50,792
rye-zuh blides...
401
00:09:50,834 --> 00:09:53,458
- Great. We just got bumped
402
00:09:50,834 --> 00:09:53,458
out of sneaker range.
403
00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:55,625
- And we have a court date
404
00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:55,625
in three weeks.
405
00:09:55,667 --> 00:09:58,834
- One problem at a time.
406
00:09:58,875 --> 00:10:00,834
Those people are out of line.
407
00:10:00,875 --> 00:10:03,792
We need to get them
408
00:10:00,875 --> 00:10:03,792
out of line!
409
00:10:03,834 --> 00:10:05,917
- Look at the kangaroo go!
410
00:10:05,959 --> 00:10:07,750
- But how are we gonna get them
411
00:10:05,959 --> 00:10:07,750
out of line
412
00:10:07,792 --> 00:10:10,000
when all they want to see
413
00:10:07,792 --> 00:10:10,000
is Isaiah?
414
00:10:11,875 --> 00:10:13,500
- Now I have a plan!
415
00:10:13,542 --> 00:10:14,834
- I thought she was
416
00:10:13,542 --> 00:10:14,834
the plan-hatcher
417
00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:16,083
and you were the cook.
418
00:10:16,125 --> 00:10:18,375
- Well, I cooked up
419
00:10:16,125 --> 00:10:18,375
a plan, okay?
420
00:10:18,417 --> 00:10:20,208
And you're coming with me,
421
00:10:18,417 --> 00:10:20,208
bloomin' onion.
422
00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,542
- Where's Nicky?
423
00:10:26,583 --> 00:10:29,500
- You'll see.
424
00:10:26,583 --> 00:10:29,500
[laughs]
425
00:10:29,542 --> 00:10:31,208
Hey, look, everybody!
426
00:10:31,250 --> 00:10:34,667
It's NBA superstar
427
00:10:31,250 --> 00:10:34,667
Isaiah Thomas!
428
00:10:34,709 --> 00:10:36,875
- [deep voice] Oh, no.
429
00:10:34,709 --> 00:10:36,875
I've been spotted.
430
00:10:36,917 --> 00:10:39,208
Back down the alley I go.
431
00:10:44,875 --> 00:10:46,625
- Yes!
432
00:10:44,875 --> 00:10:46,625
- Nice!
433
00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:48,625
- Looks like we're back
434
00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:48,625
in shoe-gettin' range.
435
00:10:48,667 --> 00:10:51,458
- We did it! We've won!
436
00:10:48,667 --> 00:10:51,458
- Hold on.
437
00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:53,417
This is the part
438
00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:53,417
where it looks like we've won,
439
00:10:53,458 --> 00:10:54,917
but if we're not careful,
440
00:10:54,959 --> 00:10:56,500
we'll get distracted
441
00:10:54,959 --> 00:10:56,500
by something.
442
00:10:56,542 --> 00:10:57,792
So stay focused.
443
00:10:57,834 --> 00:11:00,417
- Hot tots!
444
00:11:00,458 --> 00:11:01,750
all: Ooh.
445
00:11:01,792 --> 00:11:03,166
- [laughing]
446
00:11:01,792 --> 00:11:03,166
- Hey, Gladys.
447
00:11:03,208 --> 00:11:04,542
You sell street tots?
448
00:11:04,583 --> 00:11:06,709
- Summer's slow
449
00:11:04,583 --> 00:11:06,709
for us lunch ladies.
450
00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:09,417
I make a few bucks
451
00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:09,417
slinging tots on the side.
452
00:11:10,375 --> 00:11:12,875
- Gladys, we have an
453
00:11:10,375 --> 00:11:12,875
Australian exchange student.
454
00:11:12,917 --> 00:11:15,208
- What does that have
455
00:11:12,917 --> 00:11:15,208
to do with tots?
456
00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:16,959
- Did you know
457
00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:16,959
that in Australia
458
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,125
we call tater tots
459
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,125
potato gems?
460
00:11:19,166 --> 00:11:21,792
- Oh, you don't say.
461
00:11:21,834 --> 00:11:25,583
Hot gems!
462
00:11:21,834 --> 00:11:25,583
Get your hot potato gems!
463
00:11:25,625 --> 00:11:27,333
Nah, don't like it.
464
00:11:27,375 --> 00:11:30,125
Even though you're cute
465
00:11:27,375 --> 00:11:30,125
as a koala.
466
00:11:30,166 --> 00:11:31,625
- Fair enough.
467
00:11:31,667 --> 00:11:33,125
We'll take four orders
468
00:11:31,667 --> 00:11:33,125
of hot tots.
469
00:11:33,166 --> 00:11:35,250
- That'll be $16.
470
00:11:35,291 --> 00:11:36,875
- $16?
471
00:11:36,917 --> 00:11:38,959
- They're organic.
472
00:11:41,041 --> 00:11:42,458
- Hey, kids,
473
00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:43,875
Isaiah Thomas just arrived,
474
00:11:43,917 --> 00:11:45,500
so we'll be opening
475
00:11:43,917 --> 00:11:45,500
the doors shortly.
476
00:11:45,542 --> 00:11:46,875
- Oh, I hope you have
477
00:11:45,542 --> 00:11:46,875
enough money
478
00:11:46,917 --> 00:11:48,458
for tots and shoes.
479
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,875
- We barely had tot money.
480
00:11:50,917 --> 00:11:52,792
- Yeah, we thought our lesson
481
00:11:50,917 --> 00:11:52,792
was having to wait in line
482
00:11:52,834 --> 00:11:54,291
like everybody else.
483
00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:56,333
- We also said
484
00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:56,333
you had to buy them.
485
00:11:56,375 --> 00:11:58,625
- Yeah, but with your money,
486
00:11:56,375 --> 00:11:58,625
not ours.
487
00:11:58,667 --> 00:12:00,709
- Sorry, kids.
488
00:11:58,667 --> 00:12:00,709
No special treatment.
489
00:12:03,291 --> 00:12:04,875
- Hey, you were right.
490
00:12:04,917 --> 00:12:06,583
It did look like
491
00:12:04,917 --> 00:12:06,583
we were gonna win,
492
00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:09,000
and then we got distracted
493
00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:09,000
by the lovely lady
494
00:12:09,041 --> 00:12:10,417
and her hot tots.
495
00:12:10,458 --> 00:12:12,041
- We can still fix this.
496
00:12:12,083 --> 00:12:13,583
I'll just go home
497
00:12:12,083 --> 00:12:13,583
and get our money.
498
00:12:13,625 --> 00:12:14,792
So tell me
499
00:12:13,625 --> 00:12:14,792
where you guys keep yours.
500
00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:16,709
- How about no.
501
00:12:16,750 --> 00:12:18,625
- Fine.
502
00:12:16,750 --> 00:12:18,625
We'll all go together.
503
00:12:18,667 --> 00:12:20,166
Britt, save our spots.
504
00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:23,000
- Shh!
505
00:12:23,041 --> 00:12:24,667
Here you go, Hugh Jackman.
506
00:12:24,709 --> 00:12:26,792
Don't tell anybody.
507
00:12:28,417 --> 00:12:30,291
Hot tots!
508
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:33,917
♪ ♪
509
00:12:33,959 --> 00:12:35,417
- Come on, guys!
510
00:12:35,458 --> 00:12:37,583
We have to get back
511
00:12:35,458 --> 00:12:37,583
to the store!
512
00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:40,667
Oh, interesting.
513
00:12:40,709 --> 00:12:43,250
Your secret cash stash
514
00:12:40,709 --> 00:12:43,250
is in the kitchen.
515
00:12:43,291 --> 00:12:44,625
Bet I can guess where.
516
00:12:44,667 --> 00:12:45,792
- No way.
517
00:12:44,667 --> 00:12:45,792
- Tea kettle.
518
00:12:45,834 --> 00:12:47,583
- Shoot!
519
00:12:47,625 --> 00:12:49,834
Then I'll just use
520
00:12:47,625 --> 00:12:49,834
my other secret hiding place.
521
00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:51,750
- Bread box.
522
00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:51,750
- Shoot!
523
00:12:51,792 --> 00:12:53,625
Then I'll just use
524
00:12:51,792 --> 00:12:53,625
my other secret--
525
00:12:53,667 --> 00:12:55,750
- Sugar bowl.
526
00:12:53,667 --> 00:12:55,750
- You're a witch.
527
00:12:57,458 --> 00:13:00,000
- Guys, we have a problem.
528
00:13:00,041 --> 00:13:01,375
Dicky's not upstairs,
529
00:13:01,417 --> 00:13:02,959
and all his clothes
530
00:13:01,417 --> 00:13:02,959
are missing.
531
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,709
And I found this.
532
00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:07,375
- So? We all know he loves
533
00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:07,375
popping bubble wrap.
534
00:13:07,417 --> 00:13:09,709
- Or he boxed himself up
535
00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:11,792
and mailed himself
536
00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:11,792
to Australia!
537
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:14,083
- What?
538
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:14,083
- Why would you think that?
539
00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:16,000
- I was so tired of him
540
00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:16,000
talking about
541
00:13:16,041 --> 00:13:18,625
how Australian toilets
542
00:13:16,041 --> 00:13:18,625
flush the opposite way,
543
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,834
I may have maybe
544
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,834
kind of suggested
545
00:13:20,875 --> 00:13:22,291
that he box himself up
546
00:13:20,875 --> 00:13:22,291
and mail himself
547
00:13:22,333 --> 00:13:24,333
to Australia to find out.
548
00:13:24,375 --> 00:13:27,333
- That's ridiculous.
549
00:13:24,375 --> 00:13:27,333
How is that even possible?
550
00:13:27,375 --> 00:13:29,041
- I'll tell you how.
551
00:13:37,709 --> 00:13:39,166
That's how.
552
00:13:39,208 --> 00:13:41,625
- Even if he could
553
00:13:39,208 --> 00:13:41,625
box himself up,
554
00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:44,500
someone would still have to
555
00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:44,500
give it to a delivery person.
556
00:13:44,542 --> 00:13:47,375
Who would do that?
557
00:13:44,542 --> 00:13:47,375
- I'll tell you who.
558
00:13:47,417 --> 00:13:50,333
- Here for a pickup?
559
00:13:47,417 --> 00:13:50,333
- Oh, this must be it.
560
00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:52,834
My wife's probably returning
561
00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:52,834
a bunch of shoes.
562
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,041
- [grunts]
563
00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:58,291
Wow, this sure is heavy
564
00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:58,291
for shoes.
565
00:13:58,333 --> 00:14:01,166
- Yeah, well,
566
00:13:58,333 --> 00:14:01,166
she has really big feet.
567
00:14:02,083 --> 00:14:03,375
- Okay.
568
00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:06,542
- Here, well--I'm sorry.
569
00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:06,542
Here, let me help.
570
00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:08,250
Just--hold this.
571
00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:08,250
- Uh-huh.
572
00:14:08,291 --> 00:14:10,834
- So you want to bend your legs
573
00:14:08,291 --> 00:14:10,834
like this.
574
00:14:14,834 --> 00:14:16,458
- That's who.
575
00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:18,875
- Listen, I'm sure Dicky is
576
00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:18,875
just pranking us.
577
00:14:18,917 --> 00:14:20,959
But right now, we have
578
00:14:18,917 --> 00:14:20,959
to get back to the line
579
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,458
so we can get our Isaiah T-4s.
580
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:25,625
By the way, you may want
581
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:25,625
to move your secret stash.
582
00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:27,250
I have a feeling
583
00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:27,250
it's in your sock drawer.
584
00:14:27,291 --> 00:14:28,458
- No, it's not.
585
00:14:27,291 --> 00:14:28,458
- Far right,
586
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:29,667
inside the bedazzled tie box.
587
00:14:29,709 --> 00:14:31,500
- Witch.
588
00:14:32,125 --> 00:14:35,500
♪ ♪
589
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,500
- Great!
590
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,500
You've got your money.
591
00:14:37,542 --> 00:14:38,542
You're back in line.
592
00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:40,291
Nothing can stop us now.
593
00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:43,834
[whistle blows]
594
00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:43,834
- Line violation. No cut-sies.
595
00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:46,417
- Come on, Dooley.
596
00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:46,417
We're not cutting.
597
00:14:46,458 --> 00:14:48,750
- Yeah. Britt was just saving
598
00:14:46,458 --> 00:14:48,750
our spot for us.
599
00:14:48,792 --> 00:14:51,041
- Then no save-sies.
600
00:14:48,792 --> 00:14:51,041
Back of the line.
601
00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:52,250
- Charm him, Britt.
602
00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:53,542
- I really like your--
603
00:14:53,583 --> 00:14:54,917
- ♪ Ah la la la la la ♪
604
00:14:54,959 --> 00:14:56,166
Back of the line!
605
00:14:56,208 --> 00:14:58,375
♪ La la la la la la ♪
606
00:14:58,417 --> 00:15:01,291
♪ ♪
607
00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:04,709
- Great. Now we're definitely
608
00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:04,709
out of sneaker range.
609
00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:08,500
- Wow, once again,
610
00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:08,500
victory was within our grasp.
611
00:15:08,542 --> 00:15:10,834
But then, another wallop.
612
00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:13,583
Well, at least things
613
00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:13,583
can't get any worse.
614
00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:15,083
- They just did.
615
00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:16,417
I was calling Dicky earlier,
616
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:17,875
but he didn't answer,
617
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,500
so I've been trying
618
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,500
to track his phone,
619
00:15:19,542 --> 00:15:21,041
and I finally found him.
620
00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:22,375
- So where is he?
621
00:15:22,417 --> 00:15:24,792
- Halfway across
622
00:15:22,417 --> 00:15:24,792
the Pacific Ocean.
623
00:15:24,834 --> 00:15:25,875
I was right.
624
00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:28,125
He did send himself
625
00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:28,125
to Australia.
626
00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:29,750
- Crikey.
627
00:15:29,792 --> 00:15:31,500
How many bad things happen
628
00:15:29,792 --> 00:15:31,500
to you quads?
629
00:15:31,542 --> 00:15:33,417
all: So many.
630
00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:40,000
[cheerful music]
631
00:15:40,041 --> 00:15:41,166
- I can't believe Dicky
632
00:15:40,041 --> 00:15:41,166
actually
633
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,709
shipped himself
634
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,709
to Australia.
635
00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:44,208
- Maybe he didn't.
636
00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:45,959
Maybe he just shipped
637
00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:45,959
his mobile.
638
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,709
- Yeah, he probably
639
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,709
packed his phone and clothes
640
00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:50,834
in a big box and shipped it
641
00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:50,834
to fool us.
642
00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:53,458
Wait a minute.
643
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:57,333
Box, us, fool...
644
00:15:57,375 --> 00:15:59,750
- What's happening?
645
00:15:57,375 --> 00:15:59,750
- Shh! She's hatching.
646
00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:03,291
- [snaps fingers]
647
00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:03,291
I got it!
648
00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:05,166
I think I know a way
649
00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:05,166
for us to cut in line
650
00:16:05,208 --> 00:16:07,834
without Dooley
651
00:16:05,208 --> 00:16:07,834
or anyone seeing.
652
00:16:09,375 --> 00:16:11,583
- Is she gonna tell
653
00:16:09,375 --> 00:16:11,583
us what it is, or--
654
00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:12,834
oh, right.
655
00:16:14,291 --> 00:16:21,333
♪ ♪
656
00:16:22,166 --> 00:16:25,792
- Special deliveray
657
00:16:22,166 --> 00:16:25,792
for Get Sportay.
658
00:16:25,834 --> 00:16:27,959
- What giant thing
659
00:16:25,834 --> 00:16:27,959
did you order, Tom?
660
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,417
- I order a lot
661
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,417
of giant things, Anne.
662
00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:30,875
I don't know.
663
00:16:30,917 --> 00:16:32,250
We're really busy right now.
664
00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:33,625
Can you just move it
665
00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:33,625
over there, please?
666
00:16:33,667 --> 00:16:36,041
- Thar? Shar.
667
00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:41,834
[knocks]
668
00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:41,834
Seriously? A little help.
669
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,125
- Okay, we made it
670
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,125
past Dooley.
671
00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:52,792
- And there's
672
00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:52,792
Isaiah Thomas!
673
00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:56,000
- Wait.
674
00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:56,000
These aren't my eyeholes.
675
00:16:56,041 --> 00:16:57,667
These are your eyeholes,
676
00:16:56,041 --> 00:16:57,667
Nicky.
677
00:16:57,709 --> 00:16:59,542
- Yeah, let's switch eyeholes.
678
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:02,750
[shuffling]
679
00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:05,959
- Wait. I was wrong.
680
00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:05,959
These aren't my eyeholes.
681
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000
- Yeah. I want my old eyeholes.
682
00:17:09,959 --> 00:17:12,834
- Do I need to tear you both
683
00:17:09,959 --> 00:17:12,834
new eyeholes?
684
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:16,333
- Okay, everyone, only seven
685
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:16,333
pairs of shoes left!
686
00:17:16,375 --> 00:17:18,834
- Did you hear that?
687
00:17:16,375 --> 00:17:18,834
Britt, you're up.
688
00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:28,875
- That was weird.
689
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:30,625
- Do you think they noticed?
690
00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:34,041
[children arguing]
691
00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:36,875
- Nope.
692
00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:36,875
They're focused on those girls.
693
00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:40,667
- Okay, everybody,
694
00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:40,667
only five pairs of shoes left!
695
00:17:40,709 --> 00:17:42,041
- Yes!
696
00:17:40,709 --> 00:17:42,041
- We did it!
697
00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:44,792
- The shoes are ours!
698
00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:44,792
- Ripper!
699
00:17:44,834 --> 00:17:46,583
- So we're not going
700
00:17:44,834 --> 00:17:46,583
to get the shoes?
701
00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:48,834
- We waited all day.
702
00:17:51,291 --> 00:17:53,333
- Look at those sad
703
00:17:51,291 --> 00:17:53,333
little faces.
704
00:17:54,166 --> 00:17:57,208
- Guys, these kids are
705
00:17:54,166 --> 00:17:57,208
the real liner-uppers.
706
00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:59,834
- Yeah, we're just
707
00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:59,834
liner-cutters.
708
00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:02,041
- Kids! Wow, you made it!
709
00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:04,208
- Oh, you guys,
710
00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:04,208
I'm so proud of you.
711
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,750
You waited in line
712
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,750
and you didn't act entitled.
713
00:18:06,792 --> 00:18:08,959
Now you get your shoes.
714
00:18:10,917 --> 00:18:13,000
- No, Mom.
715
00:18:10,917 --> 00:18:13,000
We don't deserve them.
716
00:18:13,041 --> 00:18:15,250
- We cheated our way up
717
00:18:13,041 --> 00:18:15,250
in line.
718
00:18:15,291 --> 00:18:18,375
- What? Did we already give
719
00:18:15,291 --> 00:18:18,375
Dooley his free pair of shoes?
720
00:18:18,417 --> 00:18:19,834
- Yes.
721
00:18:18,417 --> 00:18:19,834
- Dang it.
722
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,375
- These kids have been
723
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,375
waiting here all day.
724
00:18:23,417 --> 00:18:26,959
They deserve
725
00:18:23,417 --> 00:18:26,959
the last pair of Isaiahs.
726
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,583
- [sighs]
727
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,583
So go on, kids.
728
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:31,166
[chuckles]
729
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:35,667
Sorry. Guess we didn't learn
730
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:35,667
our lesson about entitlement.
731
00:18:35,709 --> 00:18:37,083
- I think you just did.
732
00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:38,792
- Kids, we're really
733
00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:38,792
proud of you.
734
00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:40,917
In the end, you did
735
00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:40,917
the right thing.
736
00:18:42,834 --> 00:18:44,291
- Hey, that was really nice
737
00:18:42,834 --> 00:18:44,291
of you.
738
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:46,458
Thanks for giving up
739
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:46,458
your sneakers for my sons.
740
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,917
- Your sons?
741
00:18:47,959 --> 00:18:49,542
They why were they standing
742
00:18:47,959 --> 00:18:49,542
in line?
743
00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:51,667
- Well, they didn't want to,
744
00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:51,667
but I was teaching them
745
00:18:51,709 --> 00:18:52,959
a lesson about entitlement.
746
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,834
- [gasps] Me too!
747
00:18:55,875 --> 00:18:58,417
I mean, you know what they say:
748
00:18:58,458 --> 00:19:00,709
"Great dads think alike."
749
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:03,166
You know, if you want to, uh,
750
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:03,166
hoop it up later,
751
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:06,667
maybe I can show you
752
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:06,667
a few of my skills.
753
00:19:06,709 --> 00:19:07,959
- Oh!
754
00:19:06,709 --> 00:19:07,959
- Oh!
755
00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:10,542
- I'm good.
756
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,583
- Well, I guess
757
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,583
we'll have to wait
758
00:19:13,625 --> 00:19:16,166
for the full-priced Isaiahs
759
00:19:13,625 --> 00:19:16,166
to come out next month.
760
00:19:16,208 --> 00:19:17,041
- Maybe not.
761
00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:18,125
I was saving a few pairs
762
00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:19,917
for my buddies back home,
763
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:22,125
but since you guys were so nice
764
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:22,125
to my boys,
765
00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:23,875
I think I should give them
766
00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:23,875
to you guys.
767
00:19:23,917 --> 00:19:25,959
- Yes!
768
00:19:23,917 --> 00:19:25,959
- Please!
769
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,458
- Thank you!
770
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,458
- Good on ya, mate!
771
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,834
- Ripper!
772
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:35,000
♪ ♪
773
00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:36,208
- Those are pretty big
774
00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:36,208
on ya, mate.
775
00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:38,291
- But they're still awesome.
776
00:19:38,333 --> 00:19:41,041
- They were for my teammates,
777
00:19:38,333 --> 00:19:41,041
but they can buy their own.
778
00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:42,625
Thanks for setting
779
00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:42,625
a good example for my boys.
780
00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:43,959
- Anytime, thank you.
781
00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:43,959
- Whatever you need.
782
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,041
- Thanks.
783
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,041
- Thank you, Mr. Thomas.
784
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:46,542
- Grab your markers, boys.
785
00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:47,542
Last time you left them out,
786
00:19:47,583 --> 00:19:48,834
I slipped on 'em
787
00:19:48,875 --> 00:19:50,250
and couldn't play
788
00:19:48,875 --> 00:19:50,250
for two weeks.
789
00:19:51,542 --> 00:19:52,834
- I'm in the front!
790
00:19:55,291 --> 00:19:57,792
- Huh. And in the end,
791
00:19:55,291 --> 00:19:57,792
it all worked out.
792
00:19:57,834 --> 00:19:59,875
No wallop.
793
00:19:57,834 --> 00:19:59,875
- Wait!
794
00:19:59,917 --> 00:20:01,625
We forgot to get them
795
00:19:59,917 --> 00:20:01,625
autographed.
796
00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:04,625
[exciting music]
797
00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:11,709
♪ ♪
798
00:20:16,834 --> 00:20:18,583
[slo-mo]
799
00:20:16,834 --> 00:20:18,583
- Oh, no!
800
00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:20,834
- He's gonna slip!
801
00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:23,500
- I got this!
802
00:20:23,542 --> 00:20:30,333
♪ ♪
803
00:20:33,458 --> 00:20:35,375
- I almost slipped on this
804
00:20:33,458 --> 00:20:35,375
and sprained my ankle.
805
00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:39,792
Ow, my ankle!
806
00:20:39,834 --> 00:20:41,542
all: Crikey!
807
00:20:41,583 --> 00:20:43,375
- And there's the wallop.
808
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:47,417
♪ ♪
809
00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:49,458
- Uh-huh.
810
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,208
Ooh, uh-huh.
811
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,625
- Mom, please stop pacing.
812
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,625
You're making us nervous.
813
00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:55,083
- Okay, all right.
814
00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:56,500
Hey, thanks
815
00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:56,500
for letting us know.
816
00:20:56,542 --> 00:20:57,500
Isaiah is gonna be fine.
817
00:20:57,542 --> 00:20:59,250
[all sigh]
818
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:01,250
- Well, that is enough
819
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:01,250
excitement for one day.
820
00:21:01,291 --> 00:21:03,792
- Actually, there's a little
821
00:21:01,291 --> 00:21:03,792
more excitement
822
00:21:03,834 --> 00:21:04,542
you need to know about.
823
00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:06,709
- Oh, no.
824
00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:10,125
- The boys think Dicky shipped
825
00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:10,125
himself to Australia in a box.
826
00:21:10,166 --> 00:21:11,875
Please tell them
827
00:21:10,166 --> 00:21:11,875
how ridiculous that is.
828
00:21:11,917 --> 00:21:13,208
- Well, Dicky is in Australia.
829
00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:15,041
- We shipped him there.
830
00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:15,041
all: In a box?
831
00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:16,875
- No.
832
00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:16,875
- No, on a plane.
833
00:21:16,917 --> 00:21:18,208
We shipped his clothes
834
00:21:16,917 --> 00:21:18,208
in a box.
835
00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:20,000
- Yeah, we told you all this
836
00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:20,000
this morning.
837
00:21:20,041 --> 00:21:21,959
- Oh, hey, kids.
838
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,208
Early bird gets the shoes, huh?
839
00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:25,583
- [yawns]
840
00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:25,583
We were just at the airport.
841
00:21:25,625 --> 00:21:27,667
Dicky got picked at the last
842
00:21:25,625 --> 00:21:27,667
minute to go to Australia
843
00:21:27,709 --> 00:21:29,000
as a part of the student
844
00:21:27,709 --> 00:21:29,000
exchange program.
845
00:21:29,041 --> 00:21:30,542
[both yawning]
846
00:21:30,583 --> 00:21:31,625
- He was so excited to see
847
00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:32,959
a backwards toilet flush,
848
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,375
we put him on
849
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,375
the next flight out.
850
00:21:35,083 --> 00:21:37,000
- I've never seen them
851
00:21:35,083 --> 00:21:37,000
so well-behaved.
852
00:21:37,041 --> 00:21:39,000
Are we sure that's them?
853
00:21:37,041 --> 00:21:39,000
- Of course.
854
00:21:41,417 --> 00:21:43,750
- Oh, yeah.
855
00:21:41,417 --> 00:21:43,750
- Totally remember.
856
00:21:43,792 --> 00:21:45,583
- We're no dummies.
857
00:21:45,625 --> 00:21:47,583
[phone chimes]
858
00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:49,375
- Oh, check it out!
859
00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:49,375
Dicky just texted.
860
00:21:49,417 --> 00:21:51,917
It says,
861
00:21:49,417 --> 00:21:51,917
"Watch this awesomeness!"
862
00:21:51,959 --> 00:21:54,959
[toilet flushing]
863
00:21:56,125 --> 00:21:59,583
Huh.
864
00:21:56,125 --> 00:21:59,583
It really does go backwards!
865
00:21:59,625 --> 00:22:00,792
all: Ripper!
866
00:22:00,834 --> 00:22:02,834
[toilet flushing]
867
00:22:02,875 --> 00:22:04,417
- What's that?
868
00:22:04,458 --> 00:22:06,875
all: Ew, crikey!
869
00:22:10,083 --> 00:22:12,583
- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
870
00:22:12,625 --> 00:22:14,917
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
871
00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:18,166
[whistling]
872
00:22:18,208 --> 00:22:25,375
♪ ♪
873
00:22:25,417 --> 00:22:28,125
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
874
00:22:25,417 --> 00:22:28,125
yeah, yeah ♪
875
00:22:28,166 --> 00:22:29,417
♪ Yeah, yeah,
876
00:22:28,166 --> 00:22:29,417
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
877
00:22:29,458 --> 00:22:31,041
- ♪ Yeah! ♪
878
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,667
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
879
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,667
yeah, yeah ♪
880
00:22:32,709 --> 00:22:35,083
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
881
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