[upbeat rock music]
- Hey, guys.
We've got some pretty
exciting news.
We want you to meet
the foreign exchange student
from Australia
who just moved in with us.
- Hey.
- G'day.
Nice to meet you all.
I'm Britt.
- You talk funny.
- What did you say?
- You'll get used to it.
I'm Mae.
- And I'm Miles.
- I'm Dooley.
- I'm very excited to be here.
It's gonna be ripper.
- Absolutely.
Totally ripper.
What's ripper?
- It means really great.
As in,
"Since I'm an only child,
it's gonna be ripper to finally
have a sister and brothers."
[together]
Ripper.
- Yeah, by the way,
where's Dicky?
- Oh he's probably still
watching the toilet flush.
- Ew.
- Oh, no,
it's not what you think.
Ever since Britt told him
Australian toilets
flush the opposite way,
Dicky's been in the bathroom
trying to make the water
spin backwards.
- That makes sense.
- Yeah, that sounds right.
- Still ew.
- Do a lot of Americans talk
like that?
- [whispering]
No.
- Come on, Britt,
let us introduce you to
some typical American sports
and hobbies.
- Ooh, check these out.
- Is it okay to just open those
like that?
- [scoffs]
Our parents own the store.
- We can do whatever
we want.
- Our lives are just
that ripper.
- Oh, this is not gonna
end well.
- Okay.
Britt, these are golf balls.
- Yeah, we have
the Australian Open.
- Those are tennis balls.
- There's an Australian Open
for tennis too.
- Well, I bet there's
no open for...
miniature hockey.
- That's a boomerang.
And there's a cup,
not an open.
- I knew that, Britt.
It's American humor.
- I bet you use those a lot
back home.
- Not really.
It's just in the movies.
- Oh, so you don't know
how to use it?
- Of course I know
how to use it.
I'm Australian.
Don't you watch movies?
- Well, can you show us
how to throw it?
- Absolutely.
But it's best to do it outside.
- Again, Britt--
parents own the store.
- Yeah, so go ahead.
You can boom your rang in here.
- I wouldn't say it like that
in Australia,
but here we go.
[boomerang whooshing]
[all exclaiming]
- I got to try that.
both: Me too.
- Oh, this is definitely
not gonna end well.
- Here we go.
[crashing]
- Crikey!
- Don't worry, Britt.
This isn't a "crikey."
- Crikey or no crikey,
you guys really
boomed that rang.
- I don't think
you're saying it right.
- Nobody is saying
any of it right.
- [gasps]
- Kids?
- What did you do?
You know we have the special
release of Isaiah Thomas'
new Isaiah T-4 sneakers
tomorrow.
- Yeah.
- We're psyched.
- I can't wait to put my feet
in those babies.
- Then why would you trash
the store?
We just found out
that Isaiah Thomas himself
is gonna be here signing shoes.
[all exclaiming]
- And since the promotional
price is only $4 a pair,
there's gonna be
a ton of people here to see...
this!
- Okay, you know what?
We are so tired of you guys
acting so entitled
around here,
so if you want Isaiah T-4s,
you are gonna have to wait
in line outside
and pay for them
like everyone else.
- Told you it wasn't gonna
end well.
- And you better plan
on getting up early,
because there's only
104 pair of those 4s.
- Did you say,
"Wait in line"?
- "Outside"?
- "Like everyone else"?
What do you mean?
- I think she means you guys
are gonna have to wait in line,
outside, like everyone else.
- Thanks, Britt,
but we've got this.
See, there's no language
barrier between us
and our parents,
and they would never expect us
to wait in line.
- Actually, that's exactly
what we expect.
[together]
Crikey.
[upbeat music]
- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na,
na, na, na, na, na ♪
[whistling]
♪ ♪
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
- ♪ Hey! ♪
♪ One, two ♪
- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
[cheerful music]
- I can't believe
Mom and Dad
made us clean up
the entire store
and are still gonna make us
wait in line.
Like a bunch of liner-uppers.
- Well, I'm excited.
My first American experience
meeting an American
sports star,
buying American sneakers,
and standing
in an American line.
- You know,
you really don't need
to specify everything
as American.
- Gotcha, mate!
- Also, you don't have to be so
upbeat about everything.
It's kind of watering down
our outrage.
- Gotcha, mate!
I mean...
[quietly]
Gotcha, mate.
You may resume your outrage.
- Thank you.
As I was saying,
we're not liner-uppers.
We're plan-hatchers.
- Ooh! Here's a plan for ya!
all: Yeah?
- We go to bed early...
all: Yeah?
- We wake up early...
all: Yeah?
- And we wait in line.
all: No!
- Britt, Britt, Britt,
leave the hatching to me.
Planning's kind of my thing.
- You didn't hear
the best part.
When we wake up early,
I'll make you some eggs.
How do you like 'em?
- [chuckles]
Britt, Britt, Britt,
leave the breakfast to me.
Cooking's kind of my thing.
- Since we're carving out
our areas of expertise here,
sweater vests, bedazzling,
math--all me.
- No judgment, mate.
What's Dicky's area
of expertise?
[toilet flushing]
Oh, right.
- Okay, we need a plan
to get us out of waiting
in line
like a bunch of dummies.
That's it! Plan hatched!
both: Nice.
- Is she gonna explain more,
or...?
- Nope.
Just nod and go with it.
- Then we'll question it
when we get there.
Okay, a couple questions.
First, are you sure
this is gonna work?
- Yep.
- Actually, that was
our only question.
- Okay, mission accomplished.
Now we can sleep in
while these dummies
hold our spots
at the front of the line.
Where are our dummies?
- Guess somebody thought
our mannequin plan was garbage.
- Why would you say that?
- Because our mannequins
are in the garbage.
- Okay, new plan.
There's Mae and Miles.
They'll let us cut
in front of them.
Hey, guys.
- G'day.
- Listen, we kind of
overslept this morning--
- You mean you used mannequins
to hold your spot
at the front of the line?
- I suppose that's possible.
- And people got mad,
tore 'em apart,
and threw 'em
into the dumpster?
- Also possible.
- There's a dumpster full
of mannequins right over there.
- Well, you can't prove we had
anything to do with it.
- They have nametags.
- Are you gonna let us cut
or not?
- Please?
It's just a little cut-sies.
- No.
And don't try to make it
sound cute.
- But it's just a little
cut-sies.
- All right, fine.
- Miles!
- What?
It's just so charming
when he says it.
[whistle blows]
- No cut-sies!
all: Dooley?
- What are you doing?
- Your parents said
they'd give me a free pair
of signed Isaiah shoes
if I kept the line in order.
- Wait, so they punished us
and then hired you
to watch the line?
- No, just to watch you.
- So no cut-sies?
- All right. But just you.
all: Dooley!
- Right!
Back of the line,
all of you.
Sorry.
- No worries.
That means we get to spend
more time together.
Come on, Harpers.
Let's hop on over there.
- Look, I love that Britt
never gets outraged
by anything,
but his lack of outrage
is outraging me.
- This is not shaping up
to be such a g'day.
- Come on, Harpers.
[all sighing]
♪ ♪
[cheerful music]
♪ ♪
- Was the line this long
for the first three versions
of Isaiah's shoes?
- We don't know.
We didn't have to wait in line.
- I once waited three hours
for a tiger pie
in Woolloomooloo.
It was ripper.
- Hey, what's the opposite
of ripper?
Because this is that.
- This one's as feisty
as a boxing kangaroo.
- I should be insulted
by that, but I'm charmed.
- That accent lets you
get away with anything.
- Teach us how to get away
with anything.
- All right,
let's give it a burl.
Here's an easy one.
Down under, we shave
with "rye-zuh blides."
Repeat after me:
"rye-zuh blides."
all: Razor blades.
- No, say "rye."
all: Rye.
- Zuh.
all: Zuh.
- Blides.
all: Blides.
- Now all together.
all: Razor blades.
- Okay, we've got
some work to do.
- Hey, Dooley!
Those people just cut.
What's that all about?
- No idea.
Not here to watch them,
just you.
And you're terrible
at accents.
- You can't give us a ticket
for being bad at accents.
- Can. Did.
Rye-zuh blides,
rye-zuh blides...
- Great. We just got bumped
out of sneaker range.
- And we have a court date
in three weeks.
- One problem at a time.
Those people are out of line.
We need to get them
out of line!
- Look at the kangaroo go!
- But how are we gonna get them
out of line
when all they want to see
is Isaiah?
- Now I have a plan!
- I thought she was
the plan-hatcher
and you were the cook.
- Well, I cooked up
a plan, okay?
And you're coming with me,
bloomin' onion.
- Where's Nicky?
- You'll see.
[laughs]
Hey, look, everybody!
It's NBA superstar
Isaiah Thomas!
- [deep voice] Oh, no.
I've been spotted.
Back down the alley I go.
- Yes!
- Nice!
- Looks like we're back
in shoe-gettin' range.
- We did it! We've won!
- Hold on.
This is the part
where it looks like we've won,
but if we're not careful,
we'll get distracted
by something.
So stay focused.
- Hot tots!
all: Ooh.
- [laughing]
- Hey, Gladys.
You sell street tots?
- Summer's slow
for us lunch ladies.
I make a few bucks
slinging tots on the side.
- Gladys, we have an
Australian exchange student.
- What does that have
to do with tots?
- Did you know
that in Australia
we call tater tots
potato gems?
- Oh, you don't say.
Hot gems!
Get your hot potato gems!
Nah, don't like it.
Even though you're cute
as a koala.
- Fair enough.
We'll take four orders
of hot tots.
- That'll be $16.
- $16?
- They're organic.
- Hey, kids,
Isaiah Thomas just arrived,
so we'll be opening
the doors shortly.
- Oh, I hope you have
enough money
for tots and shoes.
- We barely had tot money.
- Yeah, we thought our lesson
was having to wait in line
like everybody else.
- We also said
you had to buy them.
- Yeah, but with your money,
not ours.
- Sorry, kids.
No special treatment.
- Hey, you were right.
It did look like
we were gonna win,
and then we got distracted
by the lovely lady
and her hot tots.
- We can still fix this.
I'll just go home
and get our money.
So tell me
where you guys keep yours.
- How about no.
- Fine.
We'll all go together.
Britt, save our spots.
- Shh!
Here you go, Hugh Jackman.
Don't tell anybody.
Hot tots!
♪ ♪
- Come on, guys!
We have to get back
to the store!
Oh, interesting.
Your secret cash stash
is in the kitchen.
Bet I can guess where.
- No way.
- Tea kettle.
- Shoot!
Then I'll just use
my other secret hiding place.
- Bread box.
- Shoot!
Then I'll just use
my other secret--
- Sugar bowl.
- You're a witch.
- Guys, we have a problem.
Dicky's not upstairs,
and all his clothes
are missing.
And I found this.
- So? We all know he loves
popping bubble wrap.
- Or he boxed himself up
and mailed himself
to Australia!
- What?
- Why would you think that?
- I was so tired of him
talking about
how Australian toilets
flush the opposite way,
I may have maybe
kind of suggested
that he box himself up
and mail himself
to Australia to find out.
- That's ridiculous.
How is that even possible?
- I'll tell you how.
That's how.
- Even if he could
box himself up,
someone would still have to
give it to a delivery person.
Who would do that?
- I'll tell you who.
- Here for a pickup?
- Oh, this must be it.
My wife's probably returning
a bunch of shoes.
- [grunts]
Wow, this sure is heavy
for shoes.
- Yeah, well,
she has really big feet.
- Okay.
- Here, well--I'm sorry.
Here, let me help.
Just--hold this.
- Uh-huh.
- So you want to bend your legs
like this.
- That's who.
- Listen, I'm sure Dicky is
just pranking us.
But right now, we have
to get back to the line
so we can get our Isaiah T-4s.
By the way, you may want
to move your secret stash.
I have a feeling
it's in your sock drawer.
- No, it's not.
- Far right,
inside the bedazzled tie box.
- Witch.
♪ ♪
- Great!
You've got your money.
You're back in line.
Nothing can stop us now.
[whistle blows]
- Line violation. No cut-sies.
- Come on, Dooley.
We're not cutting.
- Yeah. Britt was just saving
our spot for us.
- Then no save-sies.
Back of the line.
- Charm him, Britt.
- I really like your--
- ♪ Ah la la la la la ♪
Back of the line!
♪ La la la la la la ♪
♪ ♪
- Great. Now we're definitely
out of sneaker range.
- Wow, once again,
victory was within our grasp.
But then, another wallop.
Well, at least things
can't get any worse.
- They just did.
I was calling Dicky earlier,
but he didn't answer,
so I've been trying
to track his phone,
and I finally found him.
- So where is he?
- Halfway across
the Pacific Ocean.
I was right.
He did send himself
to Australia.
- Crikey.
How many bad things happen
to you quads?
all: So many.
[cheerful music]
- I can't believe Dicky
actually
shipped himself
to Australia.
- Maybe he didn't.
Maybe he just shipped
his mobile.
- Yeah, he probably
packed his phone and clothes
in a big box and shipped it
to fool us.
Wait a minute.
Box, us, fool...
- What's happening?
- Shh! She's hatching.
- [snaps fingers]
I got it!
I think I know a way
for us to cut in line
without Dooley
or anyone seeing.
- Is she gonna tell
us what it is, or--
oh, right.
♪ ♪
- Special deliveray
for Get Sportay.
- What giant thing
did you order, Tom?
- I order a lot
of giant things, Anne.
I don't know.
We're really busy right now.
Can you just move it
over there, please?
- Thar? Shar.
[knocks]
Seriously? A little help.
- Okay, we made it
past Dooley.
- And there's
Isaiah Thomas!
- Wait.
These aren't my eyeholes.
These are your eyeholes,
Nicky.
- Yeah, let's switch eyeholes.
[shuffling]
- Wait. I was wrong.
These aren't my eyeholes.
- Yeah. I want my old eyeholes.
- Do I need to tear you both
new eyeholes?
- Okay, everyone, only seven
pairs of shoes left!
- Did you hear that?
Britt, you're up.
- That was weird.
- Do you think they noticed?
[children arguing]
- Nope.
They're focused on those girls.
- Okay, everybody,
only five pairs of shoes left!
- Yes!
- We did it!
- The shoes are ours!
- Ripper!
- So we're not going
to get the shoes?
- We waited all day.
- Look at those sad
little faces.
- Guys, these kids are
the real liner-uppers.
- Yeah, we're just
liner-cutters.
- Kids! Wow, you made it!
- Oh, you guys,
I'm so proud of you.
You waited in line
and you didn't act entitled.
Now you get your shoes.
- No, Mom.
We don't deserve them.
- We cheated our way up
in line.
- What? Did we already give
Dooley his free pair of shoes?
- Yes.
- Dang it.
- These kids have been
waiting here all day.
They deserve
the last pair of Isaiahs.
- [sighs]
So go on, kids.
[chuckles]
Sorry. Guess we didn't learn
our lesson about entitlement.
- I think you just did.
- Kids, we're really
proud of you.
In the end, you did
the right thing.
- Hey, that was really nice
of you.
Thanks for giving up
your sneakers for my sons.
- Your sons?
They why were they standing
in line?
- Well, they didn't want to,
but I was teaching them
a lesson about entitlement.
- [gasps] Me too!
I mean, you know what they say:
"Great dads think alike."
You know, if you want to, uh,
hoop it up later,
maybe I can show you
a few of my skills.
- Oh!
- I'm good.
- Well, I guess
we'll have to wait
for the full-priced Isaiahs
to come out next month.
- Maybe not.
I was saving a few pairs
for my buddies back home,
but since you guys were so nice
to my boys,
I think I should give them
to you guys.
- Yes!
- Please!
- Thank you!
- Good on ya, mate!
- Ripper!
♪ ♪
- Those are pretty big
on ya, mate.
- But they're still awesome.
- They were for my teammates,
but they can buy their own.
Thanks for setting
a good example for my boys.
- Anytime, thank you.
- Whatever you need.
- Thanks.
- Thank you, Mr. Thomas.
- Grab your markers, boys.
Last time you left them out,
I slipped on 'em
and couldn't play
for two weeks.
- I'm in the front!
- Huh. And in the end,
it all worked out.
No wallop.
- Wait!
We forgot to get them
autographed.
[exciting music]
♪ ♪
[slo-mo]
- Oh, no!
- He's gonna slip!
- I got this!
♪ ♪
- I almost slipped on this
and sprained my ankle.
Ow, my ankle!
all: Crikey!
- And there's the wallop.
♪ ♪
- Uh-huh.
Ooh, uh-huh.
- Mom, please stop pacing.
You're making us nervous.
- Okay, all right.
Hey, thanks
for letting us know.
Isaiah is gonna be fine.
[all sigh]
- Well, that is enough
excitement for one day.
- Actually, there's a little
more excitement
you need to know about.
- Oh, no.
- The boys think Dicky shipped
himself to Australia in a box.
Please tell them
how ridiculous that is.
- Well, Dicky is in Australia.
- We shipped him there.
all: In a box?
- No.
- No, on a plane.
We shipped his clothes
in a box.
- Yeah, we told you all this
this morning.
- Oh, hey, kids.
Early bird gets the shoes, huh?
- [yawns]
We were just at the airport.
Dicky got picked at the last
minute to go to Australia
as a part of the student
exchange program.
[both yawning]
- He was so excited to see
a backwards toilet flush,
we put him on
the next flight out.
- I've never seen them
so well-behaved.
Are we sure that's them?
- Of course.
- Oh, yeah.
- Totally remember.
- We're no dummies.
[phone chimes]
- Oh, check it out!
Dicky just texted.
It says,
"Watch this awesomeness!"
[toilet flushing]
Huh.
It really does go backwards!
all: Ripper!
[toilet flushing]
- What's that?
all: Ew, crikey!
- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
[whistling]
♪ ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ Yeah! ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ Yeah! ♪