- Check out the cool, older
kids over there.
- Looks like they've got
a Ricky in their group, too.
[laughter]
- That is Ricky.
- Our Ricky?
Are you sure it's not me?
Because I'd make
more sense.
- How could it be you?
You're sitting right here.
Ricky's over there.
- That's what makes no sense.
- Miles, I'm telling you,
they're not gonna want
to play laser tag.
They said they're over it.
- Let me handle it.
I've got a way to make it sound
cool and exciting.
Hey, guys,
want to play some "laze-tag?"
- Ooh, laze-tag.
That sounds
cool and exciting.
- He means laser tag.
- Ooh, laser tag...
then no.
- Come on, man.
- Come on.
- Oh, no, it looks like
they're shaking Ricky down.
He needs backup.
Aren't you guys coming?
- Our fries just got here.
- Are you serious?
Our brother needs us.
- Okay, fine.
Can we get a to-go box?
- No, come on.
- Don't eat our fries.
Our brother needs us.
- Uh...
Excuse me, older kids.
Is our brother in there?
- Not now.
He's busy.
He's up to nine quarters
on each elbow.
- If I catch these,
I'll break my record.
It's show time.
- Wait, so you guys are
actually hanging out with him?
- I said, "It's show time."
- So hanging out is some kind
of school project?
- Arms cramping.
Show time!
- Wait!
- What?
- Sorry.
I thought I saw Miles eating
our fries.
Go ahead.
Show time.
[quarters bouncing]
Not much of a show.
- See what I have to live with?
[laughing]
- You did not lie.
- They're sharing a laugh.
What's going on?
- I'm Zeus.
This is Jade and Elijah.
- Uh, yeah, we know
who you are.
I mean, we've seen you guys
around school.
- We've seen you guys
around school, too.
- Okay, now I'm going to say it
out loud,
"What is going on?"
- I'll tell you
what's going on.
We're gonna go play
some laze tag.
- You guys in?
- We love laze tag!
- It's cool!
- And exciting.
[laughter]
- Did they just blow you off
to go play laser tag
with those older kids?
- Yup.
- Want to eat their fries?
- Yup. Can we eat their fries?
- Yup.
[upbeat music]
- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na,
na, na, na, na, na ♪
[whistling]
♪ ♪
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
- ♪ Hey! ♪
♪ One, two ♪
- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
[cheerful music]
[together]
Whoa.
- No way. Is that really
your car?
- Yep. Bought it with the money
I made at my job.
[together]
Whoa.
- No way.
Is that really your job?
- No, that's a picture
of LeBron James.
I work at a movie theater.
- With LeBron James?
- No. No LeBron James.
- He does get
free movie passes though.
- Man.
LeBron James gets everything.
- Anyway, I can hook you guys
up with movie passes any time.
[together]
Whoa.
- Hey kids, let's wrap it up.
It's getting late.
- Ooh, I call first bath.
It was cool hanging out
with you guys.
- First bath?
- Did he say bath?
He means shave.
- Yeah, we all shave.
- Big shavers.
Yeah.
- So, I guess we should bolt
then.
- Aw, wow, it's a bummer
this fun night is over.
- I mean, it doesn't have
to be.
You could sneak out and meet us
for a late night hang.
- Sneak out?
- Meet up?
- Will LeBron be there?
- Hey, you know what I just
thought of?
Get Sporty would be
the perfect place to meet up.
- That's a great idea.
It's got everything:
food, foosball,
unlimited laze tag.
Uh, but I mean, if you guys
have baths
or shaves or whatever,
we get it.
We were your age once.
- No.
We may look our age,
but we're definitely
not our age.
- Yeah, we're big
sneaker-outers.
- The only thing we do more
than shave is sneak.
- Well, Get Sporty it is then.
You guys are cooler
than we thought.
- Has anybody seen
my other loofah?
Ugh, this one's turned.
Oh, hey, I thought
you guys left.
- We're gonna go now.
See you guys in an hour.
- "See you guys in an hour"?
- Yeah. I mean,
we're sneaking out for a late
night hang at Get Sporty.
- Oh. That makes sense.
Are you crazy?
We can't sneak out and go for a
late night hang at Get Sporty.
- Well, we have to.
We promised them,
and if we don't show,
we're gonna look like babies
who can't miss their bath time.
- We are babies who can't miss
their bath time!
Okay, at least to Mom and Dad,
but we can't lie to them.
We're their babies.
- Look, I hate to lie
to Mom and Dad
as much as the next guy,
but we're not actually
lying to them.
We're just not telling them.
- Oh.
That makes sense.
Are you crazy?
- No, I'm rigid and logical,
and logic tells me
that there are
cool, older friends
and free movie passes
on the line.
So man up, bath boy.
- All right, let's all get
in bed
so Mom and Dad can tuck us
in and we can sneak out.
[rock music]
[music playing in headphones]
[laughter]
- Hey, hon.
Hon!
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- Hey, uh, the kids are all
tucked in.
I'm gonna go pick up
some paper towels
at the grocery store.
- Thanks, okay.
[yells]
Oh and we're out of loofahs.
[laughter]
♪ ♪
[door shuts]
[thud]
[inaudible]
- Hi, Squish.
[dog growling]
[phone ringing]
Oh.
Hey, Dawn.
[inaudible]
Don't blame me.
Maybe if you'd spent
more time planning
and less time telling me
to pay attention,
you three wouldn't be
out there.
[inaudible]
Oh.
Be right there.
[rock music]
- I can't believe we
actually snuck out
and now we're sneaking in.
- Man, I feel so alive.
- Yeah, we know.
You yelled that
the whole way here.
- All right, our new
older friends
should be here any minute.
[sniffs]
Oh, what is that smell?
- [coughs] Well, normally I'd
blame Dicky, but--
- Ugh, it's not even human.
- Is that a challenge?
Because I could work
something up.
- Okay, well, if the smell's
not coming from one of us,
where's it coming from?
[eerie whooshing]
More importantly,
where's that coming from?
- It's probably just the wind.
- [sniffs]
And a new smell.
Jeez.
- Challenge completed.
[eerie whooshing]
- Yeah, that is definitely
not the wind.
- Then what's with all
the mysterious sounds
and stinks late night
at an empty store?
- I'm sure there's a perfectly
good explanation.
[eerie whooshing]
- Yeah. Like Get Sporty's
haunted.
- Get Sporty is not haunted.
We are not going down
this road again.
Remember when we thought
Mom and Dad were zombies?
- And Dawn and Dicky
were werewolves?
We were wrong both times,
just like now.
[loud eerie whooshing]
- Yeah.
Well, third time's a charm!
- Fine. Why don't I just
ask the ghost
if it's really haunted?
- Yeah, like he's going
to tell you.
- Yo, ghost!
If the store is really haunted,
give us a sign.
Thank you, ghost.
[screaming]
- I told you!
- I'm out!
- Me first!
- No, wait.
What about our older friends?
They're on their way.
- What about the ghost?
He's already here.
- I see your point.
[upbeat music]
[rock music]
- See? People are shopping
in there.
Everything is normal.
- That's exactly what the ghost
wants you to believe.
- Nicky, everybody knows
hauntings only happen at night.
So let's just go in there.
After you.
- After you.
- After you--
[yelling]
- Why are you guys so jumpy?
- We're not scared.
- Perfectly fine.
- You're jumpy.
- So, what happened last night?
We showed up,
but you weren't here.
- I told you they
chickened out.
- But it's fine.
You guys are bathers,
not sneakers.
We understand.
- Thanks for understanding!
I don't think they understand.
We totally snuck.
- But we didn't stay so
it voided the snuck.
No stay, no snuck.
- What are we gonna do?
- We're gonna say we snuck
and why we didn't stay.
That way we'll reinstate
the sneak
so they will have to say
we snuck.
- You're right...
I think.
Truth always works.
[together] Yeah.
[laughing]
- Haunted?
- It's true.
There were woo-woos and P.U.'s.
- Were there boo-hoos
and wah-wahs, too?
- A few,
but Dawn calmed me down.
- If you guys are gonna lie,
I would at least make it
something more believable
than a ghost baby.
[laughing]
- Yeah, let's ghost.
[imitating a ghost wooing]
- I think they just called us
liars.
- You know what?
I don't care
about older friends.
And I don't care
about movie tickets.
But I do care
about being called "liars."
- I think you're lying
about the first two things.
- You're darn right I am.
Of course I care
about older friends
and free movie tickets
which is why we have
to prove this store's haunted
and that we're not chickens.
- Hey.
[startled screaming]
- So, now that laze tag
is back in,
you guys want to tag it up?
- Sorry, guys.
We've got stuff to do.
- Did I take it too far
with the "tag it up"?
- No, it's not you.
It's them.
- I knew I should have gone
with "taggy taggy laze laze."
- Then it would've been you.
[upbeat music]
[music playing in headphones]
♪ ♪
- Wait, where's Dicky?
[thud]
[inaudible]
[rock music]
- Okay.
Ghost hunting equipment.
all: Check.
- Goggles on.
all: Check.
- Then let's get
to ghost hunting.
- After you.
- After--
- Okay, enough "after you"-ing.
Let's just all go together.
- Right. Back-to-back Quaddle.
- Okay.
[laughter]
- [screams]
- What is it?
- I don't know.
It's white.
It's spooky,
and it's reaching out for me.
Take a look.
- [yells]
- [screams]
- Oh.
- What is it?
- Take a look.
- Oh.
[eerie whooshing]
all: [screaming]
- The ghost! It's back.
- I'm out of here.
- No, wait.
We can't run.
We came here to prove
that we're not liars and to
keep our new older friends.
So let's find
that stinkin' ghost!
[eerie whooshing]
- Shh! The sounds are
getting louder,
and the smells are
getting stronger.
- Yeah, and it's strongest
right here near this painting
of Great Great Great
Grandpa Sal
and Great Great Great
Grandma Sylvia.
- Oh, what is it?
- [sniffs] Smells like..
fish, onions, and rye bread.
- Guys, look. Fish, onions,
and rye bread.
- You know what that means?
The store is haunted
by the spirit
of Great Great Great
Grandma Sylvia.
- Wait. Why do you think
it's Great Great
Great Grandma Sylvia?
It could be Great Great Great
Grandpa Sal.
- Yeah, but the fish, onions,
and rye bread
aren't by Great Great Great
Grandpa Sal.
They're by Great Great Great
Grandma--
- Okay, we don't have time
for all the "greats."
From now on,
it's just Sal and Sylvia.
all: Great.
[eerie whooshing]
- My electromagnetic field
detector's going crazy.
There's something here.
- Ghosts give off heat.
If Sylvia's here,
I'll be able to detect her
using Dad's thermal camera.
[gasps]
Dicky, don't move!
There's a ghost right
behind you.
That's no ghost...
but it will haunt ya.
[groaning]
- Aw, jeez.
- Can we please focus?
- We've got ghost.
all: Whoa.
[cell phone dings]
- I'm texting Jade
that they need
to get down here right away.
This will prove that we aren't
just the "Quads
Who Cried Ghost."
[muffled rumbling]
all: Ghost!
- Mmm.
all: Dad?
- Dad's the ghost.
- Dad's a ghost?
- No. Not a ghost. The ghost.
- So, that means there's
no ghost.
- But Dawn just said
Dad's the ghost.
- He is. But he's not a ghost.
- If I may,
we mistook Dad for the ghost.
- Oh. Thank you.
Nicky.
[cell phone rings]
- Hey, hon, I have
the toilet paper.
Well, I didn't realize you were
still sitting there.
Okay, I'm on my way.
- Dad hasn't been
out running errands.
He's been sneaking in here
to play with his trains.
- Looks like we're not the only
sneaker-outers in the family.
[gasping]
- I can't believe Dad has
a secret train room.
- It's not just Dad's secret
train room.
It must have been Sylvia's
secret train room first.
- But how does he have time to
play with his trains
and go to the grocery store.
- It's because he doesn't.
His grocery store is
right here.
- "Tom's Get Grocery"?
Why does he have to put
"Tom's" on everything?
- Oh [coughs]
I think I found
his stink stash.
- Well, I mean, this explains
the sounds and the smell
but what about the lights?
- It looks like Dad's trains
are incompatible
with Sylvia's old tracks.
The fuses must not be strong
enough to handle it.
- So the smells,
the mysterious noise,
and the flickering
lights were all just Dad?
- This is good.
There's no ghost.
[cell phone dings]
- Oh, no. The older kids just
texted they're on their way.
- This is bad.
There's no ghost.
- That's why when they get
here, ghost or no ghost,
there's going to be
a ghost here.
- If you may...
- We're going to pretend
that there is a ghost so the
older kids don't think we're
lying.
- Thank you.
Nicky.
[upbeat music]
[rock music]
- Okay, so this is where
the ghost's presence
is strongest.
- So you're saying the store is
haunted by the spirit
of your great great great
grandmother Sylvia?
- Yes, but we just call her
Sylvia now.
[whooshing]
Which may have made her
angrier.
- Oh, now we're scared.
- You are?
- Nope.
- Well, you will be
when you see the ghost
on this thermal camera.
- Ghost time.
[whooshing]
- See? That's Sylvia.
- Really? Where's Sal?
[laughing]
- They're asking for Sal.
- Who's the third ghost?
[together] Uh-oh.
[laughter]
- [gasping]
- Look, it's Gasper
the friendly ghost.
- Wait, don't go.
I mean, we just wanted to
be friends
with you guys so bad, and we
didn't want you to think--
- You can stop right there.
- You were never really going
to be friends.
- What? I thought you liked us.
- We were just pretending so we
could hang out here at night.
- But you guys are just...kids.
[together] Kids?
- And all this kid stuff just
isn't worth it.
- Well, you can forget about
giving us free movie passes now.
We don't want them.
You were never gonna give us
free movie passes, and I know
that now.
- Let's go.
- I have a plan.
Hold on.
- I hope it's better
than your last plan.
- Just go with it.
Just 'cause we're not gonna
be friends
doesn't mean you guys have
to go.
I mean you can still stay,
hang, have fun,
play some laze-tag,
eat some free food.
- We can?
[together] They can?
- Yes.
I mean, it's the least
we could do
for all the trouble
we've caused you.
We'll just hang out
in our dad's office
and stay out of your way.
- You know what?
You little dudes aren't so bad.
- Oh, oh, does this mean
we can be--
- No.
- You didn't let me finish.
Be friends?
- No.
- At least he heard me out.
- I really hope
that wasn't your plan.
- Nope. My plan involves
playing them
like they played us.
And I think I know just
the ghost who we can convince
to scare those punks.
So I need a volunteer. Nicky.
- Why me?
- You think I'm gonna trust
Stinky and Gasper over there?
[rock music]
- Forgot something
at the grocery store, Anne.
I really don't want to go back,
but I guess I have to.
[gasps]
- So, what store are you
going to?
Tom's Get...
Grocery?
Ya busted.
[upbeat music]
- Yes!
- I thought you said
you haven't played before.
- No, I haven't.
You guys are terrible.
- Woooo.
- Nice try, we know it's you,
Harpers.
[together] It's not us.
- Wooooo.
- If it wasn't you,
then who is it?
- It is I.
Sylvia.
- Sylvia?
- Sylvia!
all: [screaming]
- You have angered my spirit
by taking advantage of my great
great great grandchildren.
So you can play
foosball.
Not on my watch.
[cackles]
- Let's get out of here.
- Not before you apologize!
all: We're so sorry.
- [coughs] Tickets.
- And give them
free movie tickets.
- Here. We're so sorry.
Take the tickets.
I don't care. Whatever.
- Now...
Go!
[screams]
- [laughs]
- That was so good.
- That was so funny, Dad.
- I guess we won't be hanging
out with those guys anymore.
- I think we'll be just fine
without them.
- Thanks for helping
us out, Dad.
- Well, thanks for not ratting
me out to your mom.
Now can we all agree not to
sneak out anymore. Deal?
[together] Deal.
- Let's go. Come on.
- That dress is so funny.
[laughter]
- Did you do that?
- I didn't do that.
- I did!
- The real Sylvia?
- No!
It's your mother.
all: [screaming]
- That's way scarier!
- Let's go!
- Wait!
Leave the movie tickets.
You're grounded.
Now go!
all: [screaming]
- [laughs]
- Hey, thanks for your help
with the lights.
- And thanks for the mov-tix.
- The what?
- Oh, dear.
He means movie tickets.
[laughing]
all: [screaming]
It goes right through me.
- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
[whistling]
♪ ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ Yeah! ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ Yeah! ♪