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- ♪
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[Squishy barks]
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- Ugh!
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I did not sleep
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a wink last night.
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Okay, this is the part
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where you ask me why.
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[cereal crunching]
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I thought you'd never ask.
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Okay, well, Ms. Tassinari
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gave yet another Glee Club solo
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to Brooklyn and not me.
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- That's why you didn't sleep?
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Wah.
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We've all got problems.
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Try tossing and turning
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all night because you have
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the horrible feeling you didn't
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ace your science test.
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- Not acing a test?
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Talk about a wah.
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- Hey, it's a slippery slope.
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First, you don't ace one,
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then another.
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Before you know it,
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the perfect GPA you've worked so
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hard for
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is hopping on the turd boat
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to fail town!
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- Yeah. Just like
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all my hard work with Taylie.
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Like, I've been
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not talking to her for weeks,
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and she still
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hasn't talked to me.
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- I'm confused. Do you
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wanna talk to her or not?
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- Of course
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I wanna talk to her.
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That's why
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I'm not talking to her.
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- Maybe you need
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to change your approach.
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- Wait, so you're saying
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I gotta talk to her?
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But I got nothing
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to talk about.
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[Squishy barks]
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- Well,
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all your problems pale
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in comparison to mine:
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the Boulder-dash.
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It's the farthest two points
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at the school
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that any student
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has to travel,
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and I have to do it between
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second and third period.
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Ugh. [voice breaks]
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It's nearly impossible.
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- Dude, are you crying?
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- No. It's my Vidalia onions.
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If I'm late for cooking class
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one more time,
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Mr. Wigglesworth
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is gonna give me detention.
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- Well, maybe
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you'd make it on time
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if you weren't
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lugging all that food
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and--I don't know--
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a cast-iron skillet.
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- [gasps] My baby
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is perfectly seasoned!
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I shall not cook without her.
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- [sighs]
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- Kids, what have we told you
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about not paying enough
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attention to Squishy?
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[together]
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That when we don't,
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he acts out,
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and destroys your stuff.
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- Exactly.
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And I can't even find
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the other one.
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- Hey, why have you kids
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been ignoring Squishy?
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Clearly,
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he needs his play time.
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- Sorry.
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We've all been
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too busy
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with things at school.
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- Well, you can't use school
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as an excuse
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not to take care of your dog.
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You have to take your Squishy
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responsibilities seriously.
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- Found your
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other slipper, Tom.
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- Oh. Well, at least
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he didn't chew that one, huh?
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[both chuckle]
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[clears throat]
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- [sighs]
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- But he did
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leave something in it.
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- [gasps] Squishy!
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- Yes! Yes, it is.
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- Ew.
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- Ugh!
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[upbeat music]
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- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na,
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na, na, na, na, na ♪
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[whistling]
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♪ ♪
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♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
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- ♪ Hey! ♪
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♪ One, two ♪
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- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
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- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
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- ♪ Hey! ♪
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[cheerful music]
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- Hey, guys!
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Wish me luck.
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Ms. Tassinari said
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she's gonna be giving out
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one more solo
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for the Spring Sing.
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Maybe it'll be me.
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- And maybe I aced my test.
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- And maybe I'll think
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of something to talk to Taylie
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about.
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[metal clanging]
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- [sighs]
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I know that clanging.
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- It's the 9:58 Boulder-dash.
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- [screaming]
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Coming through, people!
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Coming through!
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Make a hole, people!
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I'm on the Boulder-dash!
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[school bell rings]
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The tardy bell!
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Mr. Wigglesworth, no!
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[gasps]
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- You are tardy! Again!
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- I'm sorry, I--
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- If you don't have
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a legitimate excuse,
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it's detention for you!
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- I have a legitimate excuse--
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- And I don't want to hear
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any balderdash
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about the Boulder-dash.
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Wah.
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- Okay, well, I--
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[cell phone chimes]
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- Mr. Harper,
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is there something
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more interesting
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on your phone
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than detention?
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- Sorry, my dog
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had an accident.
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- An accident?
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Well, that sounds serious.
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- It is serious.
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- [gasps] How serious?
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- Very serious.
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[sniffles] My dad's
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been texting me all morning.
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That's why I'm tardy!
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- [stammers] No tardy.
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No tardy.
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- [weeping]
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[rock music]
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- Oh, Nicky!
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We just wanted to say
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we're so sorry.
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- I know.
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- [sighs]
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- [weakly] I know.
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- We hope he gets better soon.
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- I know.
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[sniffles]
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I know.
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- Poor Squishy!
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- Squishy?
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What's wrong with Squishy?
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- Oh...
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- They don't know.
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[whispers] They don't know.
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- Well, tell us! Tell us!
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- [sighs]
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Will you guys excuse me
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for one second?
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- Of course.
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- [sighs]
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Oh! [sniffles]
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Oh, thank you.
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[inhales deeply]
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- What's wrong with Squishy?
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- [voice breaks] Nothing.
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[normal voice]
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Absolutely nothing.
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- So what's wrong?
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- Yeah, did you get detention?
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- Nope. None.
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Absolutely none.
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- Then what's going on?
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Tell us!
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- All right.
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So I was tardy again.
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I may have made up
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a teeny-tiny little excuse
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about Squishy
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breaking his leg.
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- [gasps]
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- And his tail.
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- [gasps]
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- And his head.
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- [gasps]
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- And I used
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my chopped Vidalia onions
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to make it look
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like I was crying.
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- Wait, Nicky,
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how could you do this?
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- Actually, I just panicked.
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And once the first one
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came out,
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they all just kept coming out
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like a river of lies.
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But, oh, the best part is,
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no tardy, no detention,
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and hugs from girls.
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- I can't believe this.
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I've heard enough.
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- Nicky, you can't just play
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on people's sympathies
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like that; it's wrong.
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- Yeah, and you better hope
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the truth doesn't come out
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'cause you'll be in detention
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for the rest of the year.
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- Oh, hey, check it out.
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Dicky's finally
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talking to Taylie.
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Huh. Wonder what
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he found to talk about.
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- [weeping] And his head.
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- [gasps]
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- And his tail.
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- [gasps]
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- And his legs.
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He's got four of the cutest
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little casts you've ever seen.
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Maybe someday...
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[sniffles]
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[strained]
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You can sign them.
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[sobbing]
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- What did you do? I thought
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you said you heard enough!
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- Yeah, I did. I heard enough
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to know it would work.
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The onions were clutch, dude.
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- Vidalia never fail ya.
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- No! No fist-bumping!
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This is Squishy
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we're talking about.
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- I can't believe you two.
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Using a fake story
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about our beloved dog
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to get what you want?
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I, for one, would never
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stoop so low.
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- Ricky, I've got
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some good news for you.
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You got a 99 on your test.
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Top of the class!
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- 99?
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[high-pitched] Toot-toot!
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- Ooh, tootin'
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your own horn, huh?
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- No!
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That's the toot-toot
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of the turd boat
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leaving the harbor!
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You need to let me
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retake this test.
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I need my 100.
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- Ricky, you know
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I only allow retakes
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under extreme circumstances.
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- My dog!
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- Are you kidding me?
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- Dawn,
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it's a victimless crime.
303
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- And besides,
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it's not gonna affect you.
305
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- You say that all the time,
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and yet somehow it always does.
307
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- Your actions affect us too,
308
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you know? We have feelings.
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- Nice try,
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but the Vidalias...
311
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just failed ya.
312
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- [sighs]
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You over-onioned, dude.
314
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[rock music]
315
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- And I've decided
316
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who will get
317
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the final solo for our...
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♪ Spring Sing ♪
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[giggles]
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Dawn Harper...
321
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- Yes!
322
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- Was my first choice
323
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until I heard
324
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the awful news about your dog.
325
00:08:14,917 --> 00:08:17,542
- No!
326
00:08:14,917 --> 00:08:17,542
- That is so sad.
327
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And I don't want to put
328
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any extra burden on you.
329
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So I'm giving the solo
330
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to Brooklyn.
331
00:08:23,041 --> 00:08:25,709
- Of course you are.
332
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- As a fellow dog owner,
333
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I know how hard
334
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this must be for you.
335
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And I'm sure it's hard
336
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on your brothers as well.
337
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- It's hitting me now,
338
00:08:34,166 --> 00:08:36,625
but it's really
339
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about to hit them.
340
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[rock music]
341
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♪ ♪
342
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- Hey, guys.
343
00:08:42,709 --> 00:08:45,166
We heard about Squishy.
344
00:08:45,208 --> 00:08:47,000
- Yeah.
345
00:08:45,208 --> 00:08:47,000
Everybody's texting about him.
346
00:08:47,041 --> 00:08:48,250
- Is he gonna be okay?
347
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- [sighs] Look.
348
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We know it sounds serious...
349
00:08:51,583 --> 00:08:53,291
- But it's not
350
00:08:51,583 --> 00:08:53,291
as bad as you think.
351
00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:55,542
- It's not?
352
00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:55,542
- Uh...
353
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[both sobbing]
354
00:08:57,417 --> 00:09:00,417
- No, it's much, much worse!
355
00:09:00,458 --> 00:09:02,083
- Did you hear that, everybody?
356
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Poor Squishy
357
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is much, much worse!
358
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- [weeping]
359
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I could use a hug!
360
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[brothers sobbing]
361
00:09:08,500 --> 00:09:09,709
- Look, Ms. Tassinari,
362
00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:11,166
I understand your concerns,
363
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but I can still do the solo.
364
00:09:12,834 --> 00:09:13,709
It's not a burden at all.
365
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- Dawn,
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you don't have to be tough.
367
00:09:16,417 --> 00:09:18,542
We've all heard
368
00:09:16,417 --> 00:09:18,542
about poor Squishy.
369
00:09:18,583 --> 00:09:21,875
- Yeah, about that...
370
00:09:21,917 --> 00:09:24,125
It's really not as bad
371
00:09:21,917 --> 00:09:24,125
as you think.
372
00:09:24,166 --> 00:09:26,709
[cell phones chiming]
373
00:09:26,750 --> 00:09:28,542
- [gasps] Oh, no!
374
00:09:28,583 --> 00:09:30,166
Sadie just texted
375
00:09:28,583 --> 00:09:30,166
that Kipper just posted
376
00:09:30,208 --> 00:09:31,583
that Dicky told Taylie that
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Squishy is worse
378
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than we thought.
379
00:09:33,291 --> 00:09:35,208
all: Aww...
380
00:09:37,542 --> 00:09:40,667
- Will you excuse me
381
00:09:37,542 --> 00:09:40,667
for one second?
382
00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,208
[piano clangs]
383
00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,208
Sorry!
384
00:09:46,917 --> 00:09:49,709
Hey guys, remember how
385
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you promised me
386
00:09:49,750 --> 00:09:51,792
that your Squishy lies
387
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wouldn't affect me?
388
00:09:51,834 --> 00:09:53,083
- Yeah, how's that going?
389
00:09:53,125 --> 00:09:54,583
- Not good!
390
00:09:54,625 --> 00:09:56,166
Everybody's
391
00:09:54,625 --> 00:09:56,166
texting what you said
392
00:09:56,208 --> 00:09:57,750
about Squishy being
393
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much worse,
394
00:09:57,792 --> 00:09:59,208
and now Ms. Tassinari
395
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doesn't want
396
00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:01,208
to "burden me"
397
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with a solo.
398
00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:02,834
- Well, yeah, but you
399
00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:02,834
don't get solos anyway.
400
00:10:02,875 --> 00:10:05,375
- I was getting this one!
401
00:10:02,875 --> 00:10:05,375
- Congratulations.
402
00:10:05,417 --> 00:10:06,959
- It's nice to get
403
00:10:05,417 --> 00:10:06,959
some good news
404
00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,250
in the middle of
405
00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,250
all this Squishy tragedy.
406
00:10:08,291 --> 00:10:09,792
- There is no tragedy!
407
00:10:09,834 --> 00:10:10,917
- Haven't you heard the news?
408
00:10:10,959 --> 00:10:12,709
- [sighs] Listen,
409
00:10:12,750 --> 00:10:14,333
you guys need to stop lying
410
00:10:14,375 --> 00:10:16,208
and come clean to everyone
411
00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:18,166
so that I can get my solo back.
412
00:10:18,208 --> 00:10:21,208
- But, Dawn, I would lose out
413
00:10:18,208 --> 00:10:21,208
on retaking that test.
414
00:10:21,250 --> 00:10:22,834
- Yeah, and I would
415
00:10:21,250 --> 00:10:22,834
miss out on Taylie.
416
00:10:22,875 --> 00:10:24,417
- And I would get detention.
417
00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:27,250
- Okay, okay.
418
00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:27,250
I get it.
419
00:10:27,291 --> 00:10:29,000
You don't
420
00:10:27,291 --> 00:10:29,000
have to tell the truth.
421
00:10:29,041 --> 00:10:31,750
But please,
422
00:10:29,041 --> 00:10:31,750
for me, go back in there
423
00:10:31,792 --> 00:10:34,875
and tell everyone that Squishy
424
00:10:31,792 --> 00:10:34,875
made a miraculous recovery.
425
00:10:34,917 --> 00:10:37,375
- Wait, so you want us to lie
426
00:10:34,917 --> 00:10:37,375
to get out of a lie?
427
00:10:37,417 --> 00:10:39,333
- How low do you want us to go?
428
00:10:39,375 --> 00:10:41,875
- So low that I get my solo.
429
00:10:41,917 --> 00:10:45,625
[rock music]
430
00:10:45,667 --> 00:10:48,208
- Hey, Anne?
431
00:10:48,250 --> 00:10:50,667
I know I told the kids to
432
00:10:48,250 --> 00:10:50,667
pay more attention to Squishy.
433
00:10:50,709 --> 00:10:54,500
Just in case that doesn't
434
00:10:50,709 --> 00:10:54,500
happen, I got him a friend.
435
00:10:54,542 --> 00:10:56,041
[barking]
436
00:10:54,542 --> 00:10:56,041
Oh!
437
00:10:56,083 --> 00:10:58,625
- No! You did not
438
00:10:56,083 --> 00:10:58,625
get another dog, did you?
439
00:10:58,667 --> 00:11:01,250
- No, it's better than a dog.
440
00:11:01,291 --> 00:11:03,500
It's a robot dog.
441
00:11:05,166 --> 00:11:07,291
[Squishy growls,
442
00:11:05,166 --> 00:11:07,291
robot dog whirs]
443
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:10,166
[rock music]
444
00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:13,750
- Excuse me.
445
00:11:13,792 --> 00:11:17,166
Sorry, I just had to go
446
00:11:13,792 --> 00:11:17,166
take care of a little thing.
447
00:11:17,208 --> 00:11:18,500
So what'd I miss?
448
00:11:18,542 --> 00:11:20,333
- Well, actually,
449
00:11:18,542 --> 00:11:20,333
Sadie and Kipper
450
00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:22,542
brought us
451
00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:22,542
some very exciting news.
452
00:11:22,583 --> 00:11:25,083
Principal Noonan--
453
00:11:22,583 --> 00:11:25,083
- Was so moved by your tragedy--
454
00:11:25,125 --> 00:11:27,000
- That she wants
455
00:11:25,125 --> 00:11:27,000
the Booster Club to hold--
456
00:11:27,041 --> 00:11:28,583
- Hold a fund-raiser
457
00:11:27,041 --> 00:11:28,583
for Squishy.
458
00:11:28,625 --> 00:11:30,291
- Right.
459
00:11:28,625 --> 00:11:30,291
Because she knows--
460
00:11:30,333 --> 00:11:32,792
- How expensive
461
00:11:30,333 --> 00:11:32,792
the vet bills can be.
462
00:11:32,834 --> 00:11:34,917
- I got it. And she'd lo--
463
00:11:34,959 --> 00:11:36,333
- Love to help out.
464
00:11:36,375 --> 00:11:38,917
- Still got it.
465
00:11:36,375 --> 00:11:38,917
Isn't a fun--
466
00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:42,000
- A fund-raiser
467
00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:42,000
a great idea?
468
00:11:42,041 --> 00:11:43,875
- Fund-raiser?
469
00:11:43,917 --> 00:11:47,125
Oh, no, no, no, it's--
470
00:11:43,917 --> 00:11:47,125
it's really not necessary.
471
00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:49,083
In fact, I think
472
00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:49,083
you're all going to hear
473
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,041
some very good
474
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,041
Squishy news soon.
475
00:11:51,083 --> 00:11:52,917
- Oh, well,
476
00:11:51,083 --> 00:11:52,917
that would change things
477
00:11:52,959 --> 00:11:54,917
because I was thinking
478
00:11:52,959 --> 00:11:54,917
it would pull more heartstrings
479
00:11:54,959 --> 00:11:57,291
and raise more money
480
00:11:54,959 --> 00:11:57,291
for Squishy if you--
481
00:11:57,333 --> 00:12:00,041
- You performed a song
482
00:11:57,333 --> 00:12:00,041
in front of the whole school!
483
00:12:00,083 --> 00:12:01,625
- Can't give me one?
484
00:12:01,667 --> 00:12:03,250
- Wait, me perform a song
485
00:12:03,291 --> 00:12:04,709
in front of the whole school?
486
00:12:04,750 --> 00:12:06,333
Like a solo?
487
00:12:06,375 --> 00:12:08,041
- This would've been
488
00:12:06,375 --> 00:12:08,041
such a great chance
489
00:12:08,083 --> 00:12:09,667
for you to stand out.
490
00:12:09,709 --> 00:12:11,625
- But that
491
00:12:09,709 --> 00:12:11,625
doesn't matter anymore!
492
00:12:11,667 --> 00:12:13,500
- It doesn't?
493
00:12:11,667 --> 00:12:13,500
- No, the good news is,
494
00:12:13,542 --> 00:12:15,583
Squishy seems to be
495
00:12:13,542 --> 00:12:15,583
getting better.
496
00:12:15,625 --> 00:12:18,000
- Oh, no, no, no, no!
497
00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:19,834
He's not getting better.
498
00:12:19,875 --> 00:12:22,083
In fact, I was just
499
00:12:19,875 --> 00:12:22,083
saying that to make
500
00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:26,583
you all feel better, but
501
00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:26,583
he's actually getting worse.
502
00:12:26,625 --> 00:12:29,208
It's really bad.
503
00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:32,041
So about my solo...
504
00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:32,041
[weeping]
505
00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:35,333
[voice breaks]
506
00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:35,333
What should I wear?
507
00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:37,792
[cell phone chimes]
508
00:12:37,834 --> 00:12:39,792
- Taylie just texted
509
00:12:37,834 --> 00:12:39,792
that Miles said that Dicky
510
00:12:39,834 --> 00:12:42,500
told Mae that Nicky and Ricky
511
00:12:39,834 --> 00:12:42,500
have big news about Squishy.
512
00:12:42,542 --> 00:12:45,709
- [wailing] Be right back!
513
00:12:48,875 --> 00:12:51,250
- So the truth
514
00:12:48,875 --> 00:12:51,250
about Squishy is--
515
00:12:51,291 --> 00:12:52,500
- [grunts]
516
00:12:51,291 --> 00:12:52,500
- Oh!
517
00:12:52,542 --> 00:12:54,375
- Squishy's worse than ever!
518
00:12:54,417 --> 00:12:57,208
He actually
519
00:12:54,417 --> 00:12:57,208
just came down with...
520
00:12:57,250 --> 00:12:58,834
woofing cough.
521
00:13:00,375 --> 00:13:01,875
- I've never heard of that.
522
00:13:01,917 --> 00:13:04,291
- Yeah, well,
523
00:13:01,917 --> 00:13:04,291
it's very, very rare.
524
00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:06,333
In fact, we're having
525
00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:06,333
a benefit concert
526
00:13:06,375 --> 00:13:09,125
for poor, sick, woofing,
527
00:13:06,375 --> 00:13:09,125
bent, little Squishy,
528
00:13:09,166 --> 00:13:12,542
where I will be performing
529
00:13:09,166 --> 00:13:12,542
my very first solo!
530
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,000
You should all come.
531
00:13:14,041 --> 00:13:15,792
- We definitely will.
532
00:13:15,834 --> 00:13:18,667
For Squishy!
533
00:13:15,834 --> 00:13:18,667
all: For Squishy!
534
00:13:23,208 --> 00:13:24,917
- What?
535
00:13:24,959 --> 00:13:27,333
- Woofing cough?
536
00:13:24,959 --> 00:13:27,333
Is that even a real thing,
537
00:13:27,375 --> 00:13:29,417
or is this all
538
00:13:27,375 --> 00:13:29,417
just a quad thing?
539
00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:31,500
- A--a quad thing?
540
00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:31,500
- What's that?
541
00:13:31,542 --> 00:13:33,500
- Well,
542
00:13:31,542 --> 00:13:33,500
it's a Mae way of saying,
543
00:13:33,542 --> 00:13:34,709
"big, fat lie."
544
00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:35,792
- Pssh!
545
00:13:35,834 --> 00:13:37,792
Why would I big, fat lie?
546
00:13:37,834 --> 00:13:39,500
I mean, it's not like
547
00:13:37,834 --> 00:13:39,500
I made up a disease
548
00:13:39,542 --> 00:13:41,542
just to sing a solo
549
00:13:39,542 --> 00:13:41,542
at a benefit
550
00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:43,375
or my brothers made up
551
00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:43,375
a broken tail
552
00:13:43,417 --> 00:13:44,959
just to get out of detention
553
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,583
or get a hug
554
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,583
or get to retake a test.
555
00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:49,750
- Yeah, those all sound
556
00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:49,750
like quad things.
557
00:13:49,792 --> 00:13:52,417
- [coughing]
558
00:13:49,792 --> 00:13:52,417
Big, fat lies!
559
00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:55,041
- Well, they're not.
560
00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:55,041
Gentlemen.
561
00:13:55,083 --> 00:13:56,458
Hmph!
562
00:13:58,875 --> 00:14:00,875
- Well, well, well.
563
00:14:00,917 --> 00:14:03,291
- How the tables have turned.
564
00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:05,333
- Looks like my shoe
565
00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:05,333
was on the other foot.
566
00:14:05,375 --> 00:14:07,166
- What? That's not
567
00:14:05,375 --> 00:14:07,166
the saying, Dicky.
568
00:14:07,208 --> 00:14:10,875
- What saying? My left shoe
569
00:14:07,208 --> 00:14:10,875
is on my right foot.
570
00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:12,375
- There you are.
571
00:14:12,417 --> 00:14:14,000
[together] Principal Noonan!
572
00:14:14,041 --> 00:14:16,625
- I've been looking for you!
573
00:14:14,041 --> 00:14:16,625
- You have?
574
00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:18,166
- We need to talk
575
00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:18,166
about this benefit
576
00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:19,750
for your dog, right now.
577
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,291
- We do?
578
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,291
- Yes.
579
00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:23,709
The whole thing
580
00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:23,709
just doesn't feel right.
581
00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:25,250
- It doesn't?
582
00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:25,250
- No!
583
00:14:25,291 --> 00:14:27,500
Broken leg, broken head,
584
00:14:25,291 --> 00:14:27,500
broken tail,
585
00:14:27,542 --> 00:14:29,125
and now woofing cough?
586
00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:30,417
- It's a thing.
587
00:14:30,458 --> 00:14:33,000
- I know.
588
00:14:30,458 --> 00:14:33,000
My dog had it.
589
00:14:33,041 --> 00:14:35,542
- It's a thing!
590
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:40,750
- But something
591
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:40,750
still just doesn't feel right.
592
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:43,041
- Why is she
593
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:43,041
dragging this out so long?
594
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:46,291
- We cannot have a benefit
595
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:46,291
without the guest of honor.
596
00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:48,250
You need to bring Squishy
597
00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:48,250
to the school
598
00:14:48,291 --> 00:14:50,500
so you can sing to him.
599
00:14:50,542 --> 00:14:53,000
- Bring him here?
600
00:14:50,542 --> 00:14:53,000
- Exactly.
601
00:14:53,041 --> 00:14:55,959
We'll see you and that
602
00:14:53,041 --> 00:14:55,959
poor little pup here tomorrow.
603
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:59,000
Dicky, your shoes
604
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:59,000
are on the wrong feet.
605
00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:02,709
- She knows my name!
606
00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:04,625
[rock music]
607
00:15:07,291 --> 00:15:09,333
♪ ♪
608
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:11,709
- No one at the benefit
609
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:11,709
is gonna buy this.
610
00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:12,834
- Looks good to me.
611
00:15:12,875 --> 00:15:14,041
- Says the guy whose shoes
612
00:15:14,083 --> 00:15:15,500
are still on the wrong feet.
613
00:15:15,542 --> 00:15:17,041
- It has to work!
614
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,041
- Hey!
615
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:20,667
You're playing with Squishy?
616
00:15:20,709 --> 00:15:22,375
- [nervous laugh]
617
00:15:20,709 --> 00:15:22,375
- Yeah!
618
00:15:22,417 --> 00:15:23,709
- Taking our Squishy
619
00:15:22,417 --> 00:15:23,709
responsibilities seriously.
620
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:25,250
- Like you told us.
621
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:27,291
- Why are you
622
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:27,291
wrapping him in gauze?
623
00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:29,834
- We're not.
624
00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:29,834
We found him like this.
625
00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:31,792
And we're unwrapping him.
626
00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:34,417
- Okay, this seems
627
00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:34,417
like a quad thing.
628
00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:36,875
- When did everybody
629
00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:36,875
start saying "a quad thing"?
630
00:15:36,917 --> 00:15:38,417
- Change the subject.
631
00:15:36,917 --> 00:15:38,417
- Right.
632
00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:40,834
Hey, Mom, did you hear
633
00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:40,834
Dawn is singing a solo
634
00:15:40,875 --> 00:15:44,458
in a charity fund-raiser
635
00:15:40,875 --> 00:15:44,458
for school?
636
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:47,166
- Dawn! A solo?
637
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:47,166
Honey, that is wonderful!
638
00:15:47,208 --> 00:15:49,208
When is it? Your dad and I
639
00:15:47,208 --> 00:15:49,208
are not missing this.
640
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:51,166
- You can't come!
641
00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:55,500
I mean, I'd be nervous
642
00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:55,500
if you guys were there.
643
00:15:55,542 --> 00:15:58,417
Plus, it's for a totally
644
00:15:55,542 --> 00:15:58,417
ridiculous charity.
645
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:02,000
- Really? What charity?
646
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:02,000
- Uh...
647
00:16:02,041 --> 00:16:06,542
- Squirrels.
648
00:16:02,041 --> 00:16:06,542
- Who are allergic to nuts.
649
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:08,083
- It's a real problem.
650
00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:09,625
- 'Cause that's what they eat.
651
00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:09,625
[laughs]
652
00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:13,333
- Yeah, this sounds
653
00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:13,333
like a quad thing too.
654
00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:17,500
- When did everyone
655
00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:17,500
start calling our lies
656
00:16:17,542 --> 00:16:19,458
"a quad thing"?
657
00:16:17,542 --> 00:16:19,458
- Forget about that!
658
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,000
Just help me
659
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,000
make this look believable.
660
00:16:22,834 --> 00:16:24,333
- Hey, kids!
661
00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:26,000
I know how busy
662
00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:26,000
you've been lately,
663
00:16:26,041 --> 00:16:28,000
so I got Squishy a friend.
664
00:16:28,041 --> 00:16:29,959
Who's a good girl?
665
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,291
Who's a good girl, huh?
666
00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:32,583
[Squishy growls,
667
00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:32,583
robot whirs]
668
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,750
Now play.
669
00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:39,542
- You guys thinking
670
00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:39,542
what I'm thinking?
671
00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:42,709
[rock music]
672
00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:49,041
♪ ♪
673
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:51,667
- Squishy's here!
674
00:16:51,709 --> 00:16:53,750
all: Aww.
675
00:16:53,792 --> 00:16:55,208
- Such a brave little fella.
676
00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:56,583
- Oh, no, no!
677
00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:56,583
- Not too close.
678
00:16:56,625 --> 00:16:58,583
- Doctor's orders.
679
00:16:56,625 --> 00:16:58,583
- He's highly contagious.
680
00:16:58,625 --> 00:17:01,917
- Trust me, you do not want
681
00:16:58,625 --> 00:17:01,917
woofing cough!
682
00:17:01,959 --> 00:17:04,041
- Yeah. She got it from him.
683
00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:08,291
- [shrill cough, chuckles]
684
00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:11,750
[barks]
685
00:17:11,792 --> 00:17:13,083
[sheepish laugh]
686
00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:14,667
I've got a touch of it.
687
00:17:14,709 --> 00:17:18,542
[barking]
688
00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:21,875
- [barking]
689
00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:24,709
It really does linger.
690
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:28,500
Wow, that is some cast!
691
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:28,500
Can he breathe okay in there?
692
00:17:28,542 --> 00:17:30,792
- Oh, sure. Doc left him
693
00:17:28,542 --> 00:17:30,792
a little breathing hole.
694
00:17:30,834 --> 00:17:33,417
- And a poop slot.
695
00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:35,083
- Will you excuse us,
696
00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:35,083
Principal Noonan?
697
00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:36,959
Little guy needs his rest.
698
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,417
- Yes. Rest is good.
699
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,375
[coughs, barks]
700
00:17:44,125 --> 00:17:45,750
- Can you believe
701
00:17:44,125 --> 00:17:45,750
all these people
702
00:17:45,792 --> 00:17:47,375
are here to support Squishy?
703
00:17:45,792 --> 00:17:47,375
[toy squeaks]
704
00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:50,166
- This is for Squishy.
705
00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:50,166
[toy squeaking]
706
00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:52,542
Seeing him
707
00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:52,542
in that full doggy cast
708
00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:55,959
makes me feel terrible for
709
00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:55,959
thinking it was a quad thing.
710
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,834
Even you wouldn't
711
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,834
take it this far.
712
00:17:57,875 --> 00:17:59,709
- Of course we wouldn't.
713
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:01,625
Thanks for your support, Mae.
714
00:18:01,667 --> 00:18:03,417
[louder] And thanks
715
00:18:01,667 --> 00:18:03,417
for all of your support!
716
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:05,750
Now, Squishy needs his rest.
717
00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:08,291
- Yeah, he really does.
718
00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:08,291
- He's been through so much.
719
00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:10,625
- Your love
720
00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:10,625
is really helping him heal!
721
00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:12,208
I don't really believe
722
00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:12,208
they believed us.
723
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:13,458
- We totally took it too far!
724
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:15,333
- Maybe we
725
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:15,333
should've told the truth.
726
00:18:15,375 --> 00:18:17,208
- Ugh.
727
00:18:15,375 --> 00:18:17,208
[toy squeaking]
728
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:19,583
If we bail now,
729
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:19,583
you get detention,
730
00:18:19,625 --> 00:18:22,041
you get no re-test,
731
00:18:19,625 --> 00:18:22,041
and you get no Taylie!
732
00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:24,750
So start selling this thing!
733
00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:28,083
[all barking]
734
00:18:28,125 --> 00:18:31,667
[rock music]
735
00:18:31,709 --> 00:18:33,500
- [sighs]
736
00:18:33,542 --> 00:18:35,417
I'm sad we're not with
737
00:18:33,542 --> 00:18:35,417
our little girl right now.
738
00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:36,917
- I know. I feel like
739
00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:36,917
I haven't seen her
740
00:18:36,959 --> 00:18:38,875
in, like, an hour.
741
00:18:36,959 --> 00:18:38,875
- Oh, she's gotta be so nervous.
742
00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:40,875
- Terrified. She's all alone.
743
00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:40,875
- Without us.
744
00:18:40,917 --> 00:18:43,083
I mean, don't you think she
745
00:18:40,917 --> 00:18:43,083
would want us with her?
746
00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:44,750
- Oh, I'm sure she would,
747
00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:44,750
Anne,
748
00:18:44,792 --> 00:18:46,333
but I've been calling for her
749
00:18:44,792 --> 00:18:46,333
and whistling for her.
750
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,000
I even made her
751
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,000
this cute little outfit.
752
00:18:48,041 --> 00:18:50,000
- Who are you talking about?
753
00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:51,917
- Denise.
754
00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:51,917
Who are you talking about?
755
00:18:51,959 --> 00:18:53,667
- Our daughter,
756
00:18:53,709 --> 00:18:56,500
who is singing her
757
00:18:53,709 --> 00:18:56,500
first solo today without us!
758
00:18:56,542 --> 00:18:59,083
- Oh. Right.
759
00:18:56,542 --> 00:18:59,083
Pretty cute, though, huh?
760
00:18:59,125 --> 00:19:00,875
- [sighs] I'm leaving, Tom.
761
00:19:00,917 --> 00:19:02,750
- What? Over this?
762
00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:04,917
This is nowhere near
763
00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:04,917
the worst thing I've ever done!
764
00:19:04,959 --> 00:19:07,542
- For the benefit.
765
00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:09,125
- Oh. Right.
766
00:19:09,166 --> 00:19:12,166
Me too! [laughs]
767
00:19:09,166 --> 00:19:12,166
Let's go, Squish.
768
00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:14,125
I don't wanna lose two dogs
769
00:19:14,166 --> 00:19:15,917
and almost your mother
770
00:19:14,166 --> 00:19:15,917
in one day.
771
00:19:15,959 --> 00:19:19,667
[rock music]
772
00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:22,291
- Thank you.
773
00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:23,709
- You're too kind.
774
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:24,750
- [blubbering]
775
00:19:24,792 --> 00:19:26,709
- We're monsters!
776
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,166
- Hold it together!
777
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:30,667
You're an angel.
778
00:19:30,709 --> 00:19:31,875
- We're devils!
779
00:19:31,917 --> 00:19:33,083
- [exhales] Okay.
780
00:19:33,125 --> 00:19:34,750
It's almost showtime.
781
00:19:34,792 --> 00:19:36,542
- Attention, everyone!
782
00:19:36,583 --> 00:19:40,000
As co-chairs of
783
00:19:36,583 --> 00:19:40,000
the student body boosters,
784
00:19:40,041 --> 00:19:42,875
we just wanted to thank you all
785
00:19:40,041 --> 00:19:42,875
for coming out today
786
00:19:42,917 --> 00:19:45,959
and for your generous
787
00:19:42,917 --> 00:19:45,959
donations of love.
788
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,375
[applause]
789
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,375
- Okay. It's almost showtime.
790
00:19:48,417 --> 00:19:50,625
- But before Dawn sings,
791
00:19:48,417 --> 00:19:50,625
let's welcome
792
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,333
some neighborhood children
793
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,333
who have come
794
00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:54,208
to literally
795
00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:54,208
open their piggy banks
796
00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:55,583
all in the name of Squishy.
797
00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:58,166
Kids!
798
00:19:58,208 --> 00:20:00,375
- [exhales]
799
00:19:58,208 --> 00:20:00,375
- Steady, boys.
800
00:20:00,417 --> 00:20:03,750
- We've done some selfish
801
00:20:00,417 --> 00:20:03,750
things before, but this...
802
00:20:03,792 --> 00:20:06,792
- Here you go.
803
00:20:03,792 --> 00:20:06,792
It's my life savings.
804
00:20:06,834 --> 00:20:08,709
- [wheezing]
805
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:09,750
- This is rock bottom!
806
00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,041
- No, it's not.
807
00:20:11,083 --> 00:20:13,083
- This is my best friend.
808
00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:15,208
I call him, Bobby.
809
00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:17,041
I want Squishy to have it.
810
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:20,583
- [gasps] This is.
811
00:20:20,625 --> 00:20:22,583
- Beautiful.
812
00:20:22,625 --> 00:20:25,417
Let's give it up
813
00:20:22,625 --> 00:20:25,417
for Josephine and Grayson,
814
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,834
Principal Noonan's kids.
815
00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:29,125
- Correction.
816
00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:32,208
[applause]
817
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:39,250
- Dawn Harper is going to now
818
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:39,250
sing a song of pure joy.
819
00:20:40,917 --> 00:20:42,583
You're so brave.
820
00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:47,083
- Thank you, everyone.
821
00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:47,083
[sighs]
822
00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:49,583
This goes out to all of you.
823
00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:51,834
And Squishy.
824
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:54,375
[gentle piano music]
825
00:20:54,417 --> 00:20:56,208
- [whispering] Hi!
826
00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:58,083
- Squishy?
827
00:20:58,125 --> 00:20:59,792
[together] Squishy!
828
00:20:59,834 --> 00:21:01,166
all: Squishy?
829
00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:09,291
- [growling, barking]
830
00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:11,917
[all gasp]
831
00:21:11,959 --> 00:21:12,917
[crowd gasps]
832
00:21:12,959 --> 00:21:15,542
- Denise!
833
00:21:15,583 --> 00:21:19,875
- Well, the good news is,
834
00:21:15,583 --> 00:21:19,875
Squishy is all right.
835
00:21:19,917 --> 00:21:22,500
So hit it, Ms. T!
836
00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:24,875
And a one, and a two,
837
00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:24,875
and a three--
838
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:27,792
[gasps]
839
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:27,792
- I knew it was a quad thing!
840
00:21:27,834 --> 00:21:30,375
- She knew
841
00:21:27,834 --> 00:21:30,375
it was a quad thing!
842
00:21:30,417 --> 00:21:34,542
[rock music]
843
00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:37,625
- So, after
844
00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:37,625
a full day of dog washing,
845
00:21:37,667 --> 00:21:39,917
do you think you kids have
846
00:21:37,667 --> 00:21:39,917
finally learned your lesson?
847
00:21:39,959 --> 00:21:41,375
[together] Yes.
848
00:21:41,417 --> 00:21:43,208
- We have.
849
00:21:41,417 --> 00:21:43,208
- We will never again
850
00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:46,166
play on people's sympathies
851
00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:46,166
just to get what we want.
852
00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:48,458
- No more big, fat quad things.
853
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:50,417
- You don't have to say
854
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:50,417
"big, fat."
855
00:21:50,458 --> 00:21:52,542
- Just quad things.
856
00:21:52,583 --> 00:21:53,667
- So I guess we're done.
857
00:21:53,709 --> 00:21:55,625
- Not yet!
858
00:22:00,041 --> 00:22:01,625
Khaleesi needs a bath.
859
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,625
- We're gonna need
860
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,625
a bigger sponge.
861
00:22:04,667 --> 00:22:06,125
- [barks]
862
00:22:06,166 --> 00:22:07,166
- Oh!
863
00:22:06,166 --> 00:22:07,166
- Ugh!
864
00:22:10,375 --> 00:22:12,917
- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
865
00:22:12,959 --> 00:22:15,500
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
866
00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:17,959
[whistling]
867
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:26,166
♪ ♪
868
00:22:26,208 --> 00:22:28,625
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
869
00:22:26,208 --> 00:22:28,625
yeah, yeah ♪
870
00:22:28,667 --> 00:22:30,583
♪ Yeah, yeah,
871
00:22:28,667 --> 00:22:30,583
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
872
00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:31,750
- ♪ Yeah! ♪
873
00:22:31,792 --> 00:22:33,375
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
874
00:22:31,792 --> 00:22:33,375
yeah, yeah ♪
875
00:22:33,417 --> 00:22:35,834
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
876
00:22:35,875 --> 00:22:36,542
- ♪ Yeah! ♪