- ♪ ♪
- Dawn, it's so cool you made it
to the top of the rock wall
in record time yesterday.
How come you didn't post
about it on FaceShack?
- Oh,
I don't like to brag online.
I like to brag in person.
So who has four thumbs
and rocks the rock wall?
This girl!
- Ah! She has four thumbs!
- Yeah,
and two of them are Mae's.
- You took Mae's thumbs?
- Hello?
- Ah! And her head?
[laughter]
- I don't think it had
the impact we thought it would.
- Well, I thought
your thumbs were great.
[laughter]
- Ricky Harper!
What's up?
- Just you, Cash Money!
- You know them?
- More like they know me.
- And they know you too?
- We're wiggling fingers,
aren't we?
- Yo, Harps!
- 'Zup, Zayn?
- Will you come meet
my girlfriend?
- Sure thing, Zayniac.
- Okay, what is happening?
- This is very confusing.
- I know what's going on here.
See, Ricky added
an "iac" to "Zayn"
to make what's known
as a "nickname."
- Not that. We've only been
at this school for a few weeks.
How is Ricky getting
so many points and wiggle waves?
- Oh.
Yeah, no idea.
- Hey, guys.
Dawn, did you get my text
about Glee Club rehearsal?
- Yeah, and check this out.
When I got it,
I was also texting Mae
on a tablet with my other hand,
so I said to my mom, I'm like,
"Hey, look, I'm ambi-text-rous!"
- Dawn, that happened to Ricky.
- He's the one
who said "ambi-text-rous."
- What? Ricky didn't say that.
He's barely "text-rous."
- Pretty sure he did.
He posted it
on his FaceShack page.
- He even hashtagged it
"RickyLife."
So it's definitely Ricky's life.
"Ambi-text-rous"!
[both laugh]
- How could he do this?
He posted my story
like it happened to him.
Wait, did you guys
know about this?
- No, we're not
FaceShack buddies with Ricky.
- Yeah, we live with him.
We don't want
to relive it online.
- Yeah, well, maybe you should,
because I'm not the only one
he stole from.
Look.
- He posted my cookies!
[knocking]
Ugh, and he called them
"Rickerdoodles."
Their rightful name
are "Nickerdoodles"!
- Forget your cookies.
Yesterday,
he posted a hair care tip
I invented. Look.
"Keep your brush in the freezer.
It makes your hair smell
like ice cream."
I thought of that. Here.
Go ahead, smell.
- Pass.
- Your loss.
Mint chocolate chip.
- Who does he think he is,
stealing our stuff?
That should be us
taking happy selfies
with tons of new friends.
Not him!
- What?
Look what he just posted.
"Guess who's got 12 thumbs
and set a record
"climbing the rock wall
yesterday?
This guy!"
all: That guy.
[upbeat music]
- ♪ ♪
[whistling]
♪ ♪
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
- ♪ Hey! ♪
♪ One, two ♪
- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
- ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪
[cheerful music]
- Okay, we all know
what we're gonna say
to Mr. #RickyLife, right?
- Right.
- Got it.
- Hey, you might want to leave.
I know you don't
like confrontation.
- [barks]
- Okay.
But don't say
I didn't warn you.
- Warn who about what?
- Just talkin' about stuff
people post on FaceShack.
- Oh. Now, kids.
You have to be very careful
what you post on FaceShack.
- Tom! What did you
just post on FaceShack?
- Excuse me one second.
[laughter]
Oh! It's a cute video
of Squishy, huh?
Phew, I thought
I was in trouble.
- Uh, you will be
if you don't take it down.
- What? Why? It's a great
promotion for the store. Sales
are up.
- Listen to what I'm saying
in the background.
Ugh, Mom, I'm dreading it.
Tom's mom is sending us
her annual chocolate cake
for our anniversary.
No, no, no, sure,
it's sweet that she made it,
but she doesn't have to eat it!
[knocking]
It's horrible!
Even a raccoon wouldn't eat it.
No, no, seriously.
I left it outside last year,
and a raccoon would not eat it.
Ugh!
- Wait, you gave our cake
to the raccoons?
- Well, I tried to,
but they just looked
at me like--
[hisses]
Take the video down.
- My mom's not even
on FaceShack.
- Yes, but other relatives are.
It's gonna get back to her.
Please just take it down.
- Oh, but people love
the pooch, Anne.
They just want to eat him up.
- [hisses]
- Well, well, well.
- Wait, I thought we were each
gonna do one of the wells.
- No, we decided
Dawn should say all of them.
- Well, wait, so what do I say?
- You say,
"Where have you been?"
- Got it.
Where have been you?
Dang it!
- Ricky, why have you been
posting all of our things
like they were yours?
- Yeah, so here's the thing.
I was posting stuff
about my own life--
math grades, knitting,
correcting people's grammar
and such--
but for some reason,
I wasn't getting a lot of knocks
on my FaceShack door,
so I stole some of your lives.
- Ricky, you can't just steal
other people's lives.
- Well, you weren't
posting about them,
and if you didn't post about it,
did it really happen?
all: Yes!
- Sorry,
but you snooze, you lose.
No posting, no boasting.
No tagging, no bragging.
No shares, who cares?
- Stop it!
Stop rhyming, stop lying,
stop stealing, and stop posting!
- Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
- Why not?
- [evilly]
'Cause I like it.
- Okay, that was weird.
- Sorry, but I started getting
all those knocks,
and it feels so good.
- Look, if you don't stop
stealing our lives,
we're gonna stop giving you
lives to steal.
So from now on,
whenever we're around you,
we're gonna be the most boring,
uninteresting kids in the world.
- How are you gonna do that?
- [evilly]
Just you wait.
- Oh, that is weird.
What are you doing?
- I'm going to do math.
- I am going to knit.
- I'm going to make
your grammar gooder.
- I'm going to do this.
[camera shutter clicks]
- Go ahead. Post away.
And see how many knocks
you get now.
- Look how many knocks
he's getting now!
- "The other Quads look up to me
so much,
"they've started
to dress like me.
Guess it's #DressLikeRickyDay."
- Yeah, like anybody
would ever do that.
[dramatic music]
I've had this nightmare.
They're gonna bore us to sleep,
then knit us into cocoons.
- Then we hatch into
new Rickys with wings.
- You've had the same nightmare?
- Haven't we all?
This stops right now.
- Ooh, looks like
your little plan backfired.
- I can't believe
you tricked the entire school
into thinking that you're cool.
- It's the power
of the Internet.
I'm a social influencer.
- Yeah, well, we're gonna
tell everyone the truth.
- Go ahead and try, but let me
Rick-splain something to you.
Once you build
a strong personal brand online,
people trust it.
They'll believe anything I say.
- Anything?
- Yeah.
I can make up
any dumb catchphrase,
and with one post,
my followers will
start saying it.
Like, uh...
"You ain't got the bread."
- "You ain't got the bread"?
That doesn't even mean anything.
[phone chimes]
- They don't know that.
- Hey,
where are your Ricky sweaters?
- Oh, yeah,
we're not doing that.
- Psh. You ain't got the bread.
- I think
that Rick-speaks for itself.
[knocking]
Oh, and so do
those sweet, sweet knocks.
So many,
it's almost ob-knock-sious.
[laughing]
- He is out of control.
We have to do something.
- Well, if they aren't
going to listen to us,
then maybe we need to create
somebody more popular
than Ricky online
that they will listen to.
- So we can steal
all of his knocks
and take him down a notch.
- Exactly.
- But it would need to be
an untraceable account
so Ricky won't know it's us.
- We'd need some type
of computer whiz.
- But we don't have a whiz.
- And we ain't got the bread
either.
- But we do have the pie.
So, how's your pie, Mae?
- What do you want?
I know there's no such thing
as free pie.
- Okay, you know how
you're like a computer whiz?
- I'm not like one.
I am one.
- Well,
we need you to help us create
an untraceable
FaceShack account.
- To destroy Ricky.
- So he ain't got the bread.
- What does that mean?
- Nothing!
That's why
we have to destroy him.
- Look, Ricky has
this FaceShack account,
and he's stealing
all of our stories,
and he's completely
out of control.
- And you think
me creating a fake profile
that's more popular than his
is gonna take him down?
- Yeah! Mae, we have this whole
online persona planned out.
- We even have a cool name:
"BoCo Yolo."
- "BoCo"?
- Yeah, as in Boulder, Colorado.
- See, no one will ever know
who BoCo is
because Boco's face will always
be... shrouded in mystery.
- And a hoodie.
- All this sounds great, but...
I'm out.
Now, back to my pie.
- No more pie.
- Sorry,
but creating an account
just to chase knocks
is dangerous.
Before you know it,
all you care about hearing
is the next knock.
Then the next one.
And the next one.
Where's my next knock?
[yelling]
Where?
- Give her the pie back.
- Okay.
Are you talking
from experience, Mae?
- No, I just wanted my pie back.
But trust me,
from everything I've read,
you don't want to go
down that road.
- But Ricky is headed
down that road,
and he needs our help.
Come on, Mae.
Help us help him.
- I'm sorry.
There's no way I can do this.
Now can I finish my pie, please?
- Sure, Mae.
You finish your pie.
- Thank you.
What's this?
Why is Ricky holding my cat?
- Oh, he posted that yesterday.
And he hashtagged it
"the purrr-fect couple."
- But Debbie and I
are the purrr-fect couple!
He may have the bread now,
but when I'm through with him,
he's gonna be toast!
- ♪ ♪
- Hey, everyone!
'Zup, Zayn?
Classic Zayniac, am I right?
Good morning, ladies.
Classic ladies!
[laughs nervously]
[laughter]
So, looking at FaceShack, huh?
- Yeah. This BoCo Yolo kid
is blowin' up.
- BoCo who, now?
- BoCo Yolo!
He's trending like crazy.
- Probably because
he posts cool stuff like this.
[knocking]
- I mean, that's okay,
but did you see
what the Rickinator posted
this morning?
- It was
just a FaceShack Memory.
From two days ago.
- Yeah, we get it.
You're friends with a cat.
- BoCo's so cool.
But that hoodie
always hides his face.
I wonder what he looks like.
- Rumor has it
he goes to this school.
- I go to this school...
- It's working.
Everybody loves BoCo.
- And they're tired of Ricky.
- Looks like
BoCo's got the bread now.
[all laugh evilly]
[laughter]
♪ ♪
- Tom, you didn't take down
the cake video.
- Oh, I wanted to, Anne,
but then all these customers
started coming in,
and did you see
how many knocks it got?
- Oh, yeah, I did, I did and
one of them is from your mother!
- Huh.
I guess she is on FaceShack.
- Okay.
- Look,
if she gave the video a knock,
she must like it.
- No, not necessarily.
A knock could mean anything.
It could be a sarcastic knock.
- There's no such thing
as a sarcastic knock.
- That profile pic
of you in a sombrero.
Knock, knock.
- [gasps] Anne!
You commented I was your amigo!
- That was an autocorrect
from "OMG!"
- Oh! Here comes Ricky.
- He's probably
feeling the burn.
- Yeah,
we helped him pretty hard.
- Hey, guys!
all: Hey...
- Okay, why is he so happy?
- We have a problem.
He's posting again.
[knocking]
- What?
He never crowd-surfed
at Chellapalooza!
- The Internet
doesn't know that,
and look how many knocks
he's getting.
- Now he's just making stuff up!
- Isn't that what we're doing?
- Yes,
but we're doing it to help him.
- Okay, but we need to start
making up some better stuff
so we can take that little
fake FaceShacker down.
- He got more knocks
than BoCo's last post, Mae!
- Oh, no, no, no.
No one gets more knocks
than BoCo.
This fake posting's
about to get real.
"Cute human flag,
but check this one out."
[knocking]
- No time for petting zoo pics.
I'm too busy getting
my double black belt.
[knocking]
- "Only a double?
I just got my triple...
from a ninja."
[knocking]
- Whatever.
Karate is so last week.
Now I get my kicks
eating a hot dog...
while walking on a high wire.
[knocking]
- "Adorable.
"But check me out
carrying a real dog...
while walking on hot coals."
[knocking]
- BoCo Yolo is hurting
the Rickinator.
[gasps]
- Sorry, Ricky.
This BoCo kid is obviously good.
You can't compete with that.
Our advice is just let it go.
- Yeah, there's no shame.
- Can't win 'em all, buddy.
- Yeah,
we're just trying to help.
- Help?
Even after I stole your lives?
- Hey, we just don't like to see
the Rickinator hurting.
- Yeah, forgive and forget.
- Forgive and forget?
They never forgive or forget.
♪ ♪
- Oh, hey.
Is your mom's cake here yet?
I bought some milk
to get it down.
- [laughs]
Not yet.
- Good.
It's usually here by now.
Wait a minute.
It's usually here by now!
Oh...
I knew it. I knew it.
She heard me in the video, Tom.
She definitely heard me,
and now she's not sending it!
I mean, I didn't like the cake,
but I liked getting the cake,
and now we're not
getting the cake!
- So now you want
to get the cake?
[laughter]
- Oh...
No, of course
I don't want the cake.
But I don't not want it
like this!
Don't you understand?
- I don't not not understand.
- Okay.
That cake was an expression
of her love for us.
For me!
And now the love is gone, Tom.
[knock on door]
- Someone got
an anniversary cake!
- [groans excitedly]
- Thank you.
Hey, look what my mom got you!
- [giggling]
Yes! She loves me, Tom.
She loves me!
Oh, yes!
[groaning]
She loves me, Tom.
Ugh... she loves me!
Milk!
Ah! Ah!
Milk! Milk!
- I'll go to the store.
- Hurry!
♪ ♪
- Hey, guys.
So I've been thinking
a lot about what you said,
and maybe I did get
a little carried away.
So I'm quitting FaceShack.
- Really?
- Yeah.
No more posting lies.
No more chasing knocks.
From now on,
I'm just giving them.
And this one's for you,
Boco Yolo.
[simultaneous knocking]
Aha!
I knew you guys were BoCo Yolo!
Forgive and forget, huh?
Oh, I'm gonna forget...
to forgive!
- Ricky, we were just
trying to help you.
- Were you?
Were you really?
Or were you just trying to get
a taste of those sweet knocks?
- No.
- Who cares about knocks?
- Yeah, we can stop posting
whenever we want.
- Then you won't mind
when your FaceShack door
closes forever
after I tell the whole school
that BoCo Yolo is a fraud.
- Go ahead and try.
But let me BoCo-splain
something to you.
We've got the strong,
personal brand now.
So who do you think
the people are gonna believe?
You? Or the BoCo?
- Touché.
You know, it's too bad.
Everybody loves BoCo,
but since they don't know
it's you,
you can never get
any of that love.
You'll never know
what it feels like
to get the points...
and the wiggle waves...
like I did.
Just in case I wasn't clear,
it feels good.
[laughter]
Real good.
It feels so--
all: We get it!
- I want the points.
- I want the wiggle waves.
- I want it all.
- Wait, but I thought we were
just doing this to help Ricky.
- Well, I mean,
it started that way,
but it doesn't matter.
We can never get any of it
because BoCo's not real,
so the world's never
gonna get to see him.
- Hey, everybody!
BoCo just posted that he's
gonna be revealing himself
in the common area right now!
- Okay,
we have got to stop saying
things are never gonna happen!
all: [chanting]
BoCo! Yolo!
[chanting stops]
Mae?
all: Mae?
- Not anymore.
It's BoCo Yolo now!
all: [chanting]
BoCo! Yolo!
♪ ♪
all: [chanting]
BoCo! Yolo!
- Mae, what do you think
you're doing?
- Hey, I gave you people
what you wanted.
Now I'm just giving
these people what they want.
- Mae, you were
the one who warned us
about the dangerous road.
- But the knocks...
and the points...
and the wiggles... feel good.
Real good.
all: [chanting]
BoCo! Yolo!
- Mae, what I'm about to do
is for your own good.
Everybody!
I have an announcement!
Mae is not BoCo Yolo!
[all gasp]
She couldn't be BoCo Yolo
because the truth is...
I'm BoCo Yolo!
[all gasp]
- What are you doing?
- Yeah, what are you doing?
- Going solo Yolo.
- Yeah? Well, two can go solo.
She's not BoCo Yolo!
I'm BoCo Yolo!
[all gasp]
- No... I'm BoCo Yolo!
And they're called
"Nickerdoodles"!
- How do we know that any of you
is the real BoCo Yolo?
- And that you actually did
any of that crazy stuff
you posted online?
- Maybe they should do
something crazy to prove it!
I don't know who said that,
but it's a great idea.
all: Yeah!
- Yeah! Say something.
Anything. I'll do it.
That'll prove
that I'm the real BoCo Yolo.
- No, I'll do it.
- No, I will.
Name anything.
- Skydiving!
all: Anything else!
- No, we're good with skydiving.
- I'm out.
- Well, I would skydive,
but where are we gonna get
a plane?
- My dad has a plane.
all: Yeah!
- Uh... yeah, but we don't
have any parachutes.
- The plane came
with parachutes.
all: Whoo!
- Yeah, but he probably
doesn't have any kid sizes.
- Actually, he just opened
a kid-friendly skydiving school.
[all cheering]
He's got an opening
this Saturday.
- Ooh, I've got a thing
this Saturday.
- Yeah, I mean, is there any way
we can just settle this
right now?
- Like, closer to the ground?
- Walk on hot coals!
Again, I don't know
who said that,
but it's a great idea.
Since BoCo already did it once,
it shouldn't be a problem.
all: Yeah!
- True, true, I would definitely
walk on hot coals again...
if we had any,
but since we don't--
- I've got hot tots!
Fresh out of the oven.
They'll do the job!
[laughter]
all: [chanting]
Hot tots! Hot tots!
- Uh, what's this for?
- Oh, you'll know.
- Wait, hold on.
Let me just make sure
these tots are hot.
Oh, hot! Hot!
[yelling, sighing]
- You were right.
I did know.
- Okay, on FaceShack,
BoCo talked the talk.
Now it's time to see
who can walk the walk.
all: [chanting]
Tot walk! Tot walk!
- Okay, now's your chance
to chicken out.
- I'm not chickening out.
- Yeah, me neither.
all: [chanting]
Tot walk! Tot walk!
- Stop!
Stop the tot walk!
This is ridiculous.
And it's all my fault.
They only created BoCo
to take me down
because I stole their stories
and pretended they were mine.
[all gasp]
- It's true.
- All him.
- So #RickyLife
was actually #TheirLives.
But I learned something today,
and it's a lesson for us all.
It's better to be less popular
for who you really are
than more popular
for something you're... not!
Hot tots! Hot tots!
- You know what it's for,
people!
- [screaming]
- Ooh, I'm gonna get
a lot of knocks for this one!
[camera shutter clicks]
[simultaneous knocking]
- ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
[whistling]
♪ ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ Yeah! ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ Yeah! ♪