1 00:00:07,375 --> 00:00:09,792 - ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:09,834 --> 00:00:13,375 - Dawn, it's so cool you made it 3 00:00:09,834 --> 00:00:13,375 to the top of the rock wall 4 00:00:13,417 --> 00:00:15,083 in record time yesterday. 5 00:00:15,125 --> 00:00:17,375 How come you didn't post 6 00:00:15,125 --> 00:00:17,375 about it on FaceShack? 7 00:00:17,417 --> 00:00:20,125 - Oh, 8 00:00:17,417 --> 00:00:20,125 I don't like to brag online. 9 00:00:20,166 --> 00:00:22,166 I like to brag in person. 10 00:00:22,208 --> 00:00:25,834 So who has four thumbs 11 00:00:22,208 --> 00:00:25,834 and rocks the rock wall? 12 00:00:25,875 --> 00:00:26,875 This girl! 13 00:00:26,917 --> 00:00:28,709 - Ah! She has four thumbs! 14 00:00:28,750 --> 00:00:31,542 - Yeah, 15 00:00:28,750 --> 00:00:31,542 and two of them are Mae's. 16 00:00:31,583 --> 00:00:33,333 - You took Mae's thumbs? 17 00:00:31,583 --> 00:00:33,333 - Hello? 18 00:00:33,375 --> 00:00:34,750 - Ah! And her head? 19 00:00:34,792 --> 00:00:36,375 [laughter] 20 00:00:36,417 --> 00:00:38,333 - I don't think it had 21 00:00:36,417 --> 00:00:38,333 the impact we thought it would. 22 00:00:38,375 --> 00:00:40,500 - Well, I thought 23 00:00:38,375 --> 00:00:40,500 your thumbs were great. 24 00:00:40,542 --> 00:00:41,917 [laughter] 25 00:00:41,959 --> 00:00:44,667 - Ricky Harper! 26 00:00:41,959 --> 00:00:44,667 What's up? 27 00:00:44,709 --> 00:00:46,458 - Just you, Cash Money! 28 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:48,208 - You know them? 29 00:00:48,250 --> 00:00:50,291 - More like they know me. 30 00:00:51,208 --> 00:00:53,917 - And they know you too? 31 00:00:53,959 --> 00:00:55,625 - We're wiggling fingers, 32 00:00:53,959 --> 00:00:55,625 aren't we? 33 00:00:55,667 --> 00:00:57,834 - Yo, Harps! 34 00:00:55,667 --> 00:00:57,834 - 'Zup, Zayn? 35 00:00:57,875 --> 00:00:59,458 - Will you come meet 36 00:00:57,875 --> 00:00:59,458 my girlfriend? 37 00:00:59,500 --> 00:01:02,792 - Sure thing, Zayniac. 38 00:01:02,834 --> 00:01:04,375 - Okay, what is happening? 39 00:01:04,417 --> 00:01:05,792 - This is very confusing. 40 00:01:05,834 --> 00:01:07,417 - I know what's going on here. 41 00:01:07,458 --> 00:01:09,625 See, Ricky added 42 00:01:07,458 --> 00:01:09,625 an "iac" to "Zayn" 43 00:01:09,667 --> 00:01:12,333 to make what's known 44 00:01:09,667 --> 00:01:12,333 as a "nickname." 45 00:01:12,375 --> 00:01:15,834 - Not that. We've only been 46 00:01:12,375 --> 00:01:15,834 at this school for a few weeks. 47 00:01:15,875 --> 00:01:18,959 How is Ricky getting 48 00:01:15,875 --> 00:01:18,959 so many points and wiggle waves? 49 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:19,875 - Oh. 50 00:01:19,917 --> 00:01:21,375 Yeah, no idea. 51 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:24,417 - Hey, guys. 52 00:01:25,125 --> 00:01:27,166 Dawn, did you get my text 53 00:01:25,125 --> 00:01:27,166 about Glee Club rehearsal? 54 00:01:27,208 --> 00:01:28,458 - Yeah, and check this out. 55 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:30,458 When I got it, 56 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:30,458 I was also texting Mae 57 00:01:30,500 --> 00:01:32,375 on a tablet with my other hand, 58 00:01:32,417 --> 00:01:33,750 so I said to my mom, I'm like, 59 00:01:33,792 --> 00:01:36,208 "Hey, look, I'm ambi-text-rous!" 60 00:01:38,625 --> 00:01:40,125 - Dawn, that happened to Ricky. 61 00:01:40,250 --> 00:01:42,041 - He's the one 62 00:01:40,250 --> 00:01:42,041 who said "ambi-text-rous." 63 00:01:42,083 --> 00:01:44,000 - What? Ricky didn't say that. 64 00:01:44,041 --> 00:01:46,041 He's barely "text-rous." 65 00:01:46,083 --> 00:01:47,709 - Pretty sure he did. 66 00:01:47,750 --> 00:01:49,917 He posted it 67 00:01:47,750 --> 00:01:49,917 on his FaceShack page. 68 00:01:49,959 --> 00:01:52,917 - He even hashtagged it 69 00:01:49,959 --> 00:01:52,917 "RickyLife." 70 00:01:52,959 --> 00:01:55,125 So it's definitely Ricky's life. 71 00:01:55,166 --> 00:01:57,417 "Ambi-text-rous"! 72 00:01:57,458 --> 00:01:58,959 [both laugh] 73 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,000 - How could he do this? 74 00:02:01,041 --> 00:02:04,250 He posted my story 75 00:02:01,041 --> 00:02:04,250 like it happened to him. 76 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:06,083 Wait, did you guys 77 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:06,083 know about this? 78 00:02:06,125 --> 00:02:08,250 - No, we're not 79 00:02:06,125 --> 00:02:08,250 FaceShack buddies with Ricky. 80 00:02:08,291 --> 00:02:09,458 - Yeah, we live with him. 81 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:11,250 We don't want 82 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:11,250 to relive it online. 83 00:02:11,291 --> 00:02:12,792 - Yeah, well, maybe you should, 84 00:02:12,834 --> 00:02:15,166 because I'm not the only one 85 00:02:12,834 --> 00:02:15,166 he stole from. 86 00:02:15,208 --> 00:02:16,917 Look. 87 00:02:16,959 --> 00:02:18,583 - He posted my cookies! 88 00:02:16,959 --> 00:02:18,583 [knocking] 89 00:02:18,625 --> 00:02:20,709 Ugh, and he called them 90 00:02:18,625 --> 00:02:20,709 "Rickerdoodles." 91 00:02:20,750 --> 00:02:23,125 Their rightful name 92 00:02:20,750 --> 00:02:23,125 are "Nickerdoodles"! 93 00:02:23,166 --> 00:02:24,542 - Forget your cookies. 94 00:02:24,583 --> 00:02:26,458 Yesterday, 95 00:02:24,583 --> 00:02:26,458 he posted a hair care tip 96 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:27,333 I invented. Look. 97 00:02:27,375 --> 00:02:28,583 "Keep your brush in the freezer. 98 00:02:28,625 --> 00:02:30,875 It makes your hair smell 99 00:02:28,625 --> 00:02:30,875 like ice cream." 100 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:31,792 I thought of that. Here. 101 00:02:31,834 --> 00:02:33,250 Go ahead, smell. 102 00:02:33,291 --> 00:02:35,125 - Pass. 103 00:02:33,291 --> 00:02:35,125 - Your loss. 104 00:02:35,166 --> 00:02:36,542 Mint chocolate chip. 105 00:02:39,458 --> 00:02:41,959 - Who does he think he is, 106 00:02:39,458 --> 00:02:41,959 stealing our stuff? 107 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,375 That should be us 108 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,375 taking happy selfies 109 00:02:43,417 --> 00:02:44,834 with tons of new friends. 110 00:02:44,875 --> 00:02:46,125 Not him! 111 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,542 - What? 112 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,542 Look what he just posted. 113 00:02:48,583 --> 00:02:50,583 "Guess who's got 12 thumbs 114 00:02:48,583 --> 00:02:50,583 and set a record 115 00:02:50,625 --> 00:02:52,417 "climbing the rock wall 116 00:02:50,625 --> 00:02:52,417 yesterday? 117 00:02:52,458 --> 00:02:55,333 This guy!" 118 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:57,333 all: That guy. 119 00:02:58,750 --> 00:02:59,500 [upbeat music] 120 00:02:59,542 --> 00:03:02,834 - ♪ ♪ 121 00:03:02,875 --> 00:03:04,166 [whistling] 122 00:03:04,208 --> 00:03:08,125 ♪ ♪ 123 00:03:08,166 --> 00:03:10,542 ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ 124 00:03:08,166 --> 00:03:10,542 - ♪ Hey! ♪ 125 00:03:10,583 --> 00:03:13,834 ♪ One, two ♪ 126 00:03:10,583 --> 00:03:13,834 - ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ 127 00:03:10,583 --> 00:03:13,834 - ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪ 128 00:03:14,166 --> 00:03:17,125 [cheerful music] 129 00:03:17,166 --> 00:03:18,709 - Okay, we all know 130 00:03:17,166 --> 00:03:18,709 what we're gonna say 131 00:03:18,750 --> 00:03:20,875 to Mr. #RickyLife, right? 132 00:03:20,917 --> 00:03:22,417 - Right. 133 00:03:20,917 --> 00:03:22,417 - Got it. 134 00:03:22,458 --> 00:03:24,166 - Hey, you might want to leave. 135 00:03:24,208 --> 00:03:25,750 I know you don't 136 00:03:24,208 --> 00:03:25,750 like confrontation. 137 00:03:25,792 --> 00:03:27,333 - [barks] 138 00:03:25,792 --> 00:03:27,333 - Okay. 139 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:29,041 But don't say 140 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:29,041 I didn't warn you. 141 00:03:29,083 --> 00:03:31,041 - Warn who about what? 142 00:03:31,083 --> 00:03:33,250 - Just talkin' about stuff 143 00:03:31,083 --> 00:03:33,250 people post on FaceShack. 144 00:03:33,291 --> 00:03:34,625 - Oh. Now, kids. 145 00:03:34,667 --> 00:03:36,125 You have to be very careful 146 00:03:36,166 --> 00:03:38,041 what you post on FaceShack. 147 00:03:38,083 --> 00:03:40,875 - Tom! What did you 148 00:03:38,083 --> 00:03:40,875 just post on FaceShack? 149 00:03:40,917 --> 00:03:43,208 - Excuse me one second. 150 00:03:43,250 --> 00:03:45,667 [laughter] 151 00:03:47,333 --> 00:03:50,875 Oh! It's a cute video 152 00:03:47,333 --> 00:03:50,875 of Squishy, huh? 153 00:03:50,917 --> 00:03:52,875 Phew, I thought 154 00:03:50,917 --> 00:03:52,875 I was in trouble. 155 00:03:52,917 --> 00:03:55,083 - Uh, you will be 156 00:03:52,917 --> 00:03:55,083 if you don't take it down. 157 00:03:55,125 --> 00:03:58,291 - What? Why? It's a great 158 00:03:55,125 --> 00:03:58,291 promotion for the store. Sales 159 00:03:55,125 --> 00:03:58,291 are up. 160 00:03:58,333 --> 00:03:59,750 - Listen to what I'm saying 161 00:03:59,792 --> 00:04:01,083 in the background. 162 00:04:01,125 --> 00:04:02,375 Ugh, Mom, I'm dreading it. 163 00:04:02,417 --> 00:04:03,667 Tom's mom is sending us 164 00:04:03,709 --> 00:04:05,333 her annual chocolate cake 165 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:07,041 for our anniversary. 166 00:04:07,083 --> 00:04:08,542 No, no, no, sure, 167 00:04:07,083 --> 00:04:08,542 it's sweet that she made it, 168 00:04:08,583 --> 00:04:09,792 but she doesn't have to eat it! 169 00:04:09,834 --> 00:04:10,875 [knocking] 170 00:04:09,834 --> 00:04:10,875 It's horrible! 171 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:11,959 Even a raccoon wouldn't eat it. 172 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,250 No, no, seriously. 173 00:04:13,291 --> 00:04:14,625 I left it outside last year, 174 00:04:14,667 --> 00:04:16,250 and a raccoon would not eat it. 175 00:04:16,291 --> 00:04:17,709 Ugh! 176 00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:19,792 - Wait, you gave our cake 177 00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:19,792 to the raccoons? 178 00:04:19,834 --> 00:04:21,000 - Well, I tried to, 179 00:04:21,041 --> 00:04:22,417 but they just looked 180 00:04:21,041 --> 00:04:22,417 at me like-- 181 00:04:22,458 --> 00:04:23,959 [hisses] 182 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,000 Take the video down. 183 00:04:25,041 --> 00:04:25,917 - My mom's not even 184 00:04:25,041 --> 00:04:25,917 on FaceShack. 185 00:04:25,959 --> 00:04:27,500 - Yes, but other relatives are. 186 00:04:27,542 --> 00:04:28,417 It's gonna get back to her. 187 00:04:28,458 --> 00:04:29,500 Please just take it down. 188 00:04:29,542 --> 00:04:31,375 - Oh, but people love 189 00:04:29,542 --> 00:04:31,375 the pooch, Anne. 190 00:04:31,417 --> 00:04:32,458 They just want to eat him up. 191 00:04:32,500 --> 00:04:34,667 - [hisses] 192 00:04:35,750 --> 00:04:39,125 - Well, well, well. 193 00:04:39,166 --> 00:04:41,667 - Wait, I thought we were each 194 00:04:39,166 --> 00:04:41,667 gonna do one of the wells. 195 00:04:41,709 --> 00:04:44,166 - No, we decided 196 00:04:41,709 --> 00:04:44,166 Dawn should say all of them. 197 00:04:44,208 --> 00:04:46,333 - Well, wait, so what do I say? 198 00:04:46,375 --> 00:04:48,125 - You say, 199 00:04:46,375 --> 00:04:48,125 "Where have you been?" 200 00:04:48,166 --> 00:04:49,542 - Got it. 201 00:04:49,583 --> 00:04:51,250 Where have been you? 202 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,667 Dang it! 203 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:54,208 - Ricky, why have you been 204 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:54,208 posting all of our things 205 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:55,500 like they were yours? 206 00:04:55,542 --> 00:04:57,542 - Yeah, so here's the thing. 207 00:04:57,583 --> 00:04:59,625 I was posting stuff 208 00:04:57,583 --> 00:04:59,625 about my own life-- 209 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:01,625 math grades, knitting, 210 00:05:01,667 --> 00:05:03,458 correcting people's grammar 211 00:05:01,667 --> 00:05:03,458 and such-- 212 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:06,917 but for some reason, 213 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:06,917 I wasn't getting a lot of knocks 214 00:05:06,959 --> 00:05:08,250 on my FaceShack door, 215 00:05:08,291 --> 00:05:10,750 so I stole some of your lives. 216 00:05:10,792 --> 00:05:13,750 - Ricky, you can't just steal 217 00:05:10,792 --> 00:05:13,750 other people's lives. 218 00:05:13,792 --> 00:05:15,875 - Well, you weren't 219 00:05:13,792 --> 00:05:15,875 posting about them, 220 00:05:15,917 --> 00:05:19,000 and if you didn't post about it, 221 00:05:15,917 --> 00:05:19,000 did it really happen? 222 00:05:19,041 --> 00:05:20,125 all: Yes! 223 00:05:20,166 --> 00:05:22,333 - Sorry, 224 00:05:20,166 --> 00:05:22,333 but you snooze, you lose. 225 00:05:22,375 --> 00:05:23,750 No posting, no boasting. 226 00:05:23,792 --> 00:05:25,542 No tagging, no bragging. 227 00:05:25,583 --> 00:05:26,458 No shares, who cares? 228 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:27,583 - Stop it! 229 00:05:27,625 --> 00:05:28,875 Stop rhyming, stop lying, 230 00:05:28,917 --> 00:05:30,375 stop stealing, and stop posting! 231 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:31,875 - Yeah, that's not gonna happen. 232 00:05:31,917 --> 00:05:32,792 - Why not? 233 00:05:32,834 --> 00:05:35,125 - [evilly] 234 00:05:32,834 --> 00:05:35,125 'Cause I like it. 235 00:05:35,166 --> 00:05:37,750 - Okay, that was weird. 236 00:05:37,792 --> 00:05:40,500 - Sorry, but I started getting 237 00:05:37,792 --> 00:05:40,500 all those knocks, 238 00:05:40,542 --> 00:05:42,333 and it feels so good. 239 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:44,291 - Look, if you don't stop 240 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:44,291 stealing our lives, 241 00:05:44,333 --> 00:05:46,333 we're gonna stop giving you 242 00:05:44,333 --> 00:05:46,333 lives to steal. 243 00:05:46,375 --> 00:05:48,250 So from now on, 244 00:05:46,375 --> 00:05:48,250 whenever we're around you, 245 00:05:48,291 --> 00:05:52,125 we're gonna be the most boring, 246 00:05:48,291 --> 00:05:52,125 uninteresting kids in the world. 247 00:05:52,166 --> 00:05:53,834 - How are you gonna do that? 248 00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:56,375 - [evilly] 249 00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:56,375 Just you wait. 250 00:05:56,417 --> 00:05:59,125 - Oh, that is weird. 251 00:06:01,875 --> 00:06:03,583 What are you doing? 252 00:06:03,625 --> 00:06:05,583 - I'm going to do math. 253 00:06:05,625 --> 00:06:07,208 - I am going to knit. 254 00:06:07,250 --> 00:06:09,417 - I'm going to make 255 00:06:07,250 --> 00:06:09,417 your grammar gooder. 256 00:06:09,458 --> 00:06:12,542 - I'm going to do this. 257 00:06:09,458 --> 00:06:12,542 [camera shutter clicks] 258 00:06:12,583 --> 00:06:14,291 - Go ahead. Post away. 259 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:16,375 And see how many knocks 260 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:16,375 you get now. 261 00:06:18,041 --> 00:06:20,542 - Look how many knocks 262 00:06:18,041 --> 00:06:20,542 he's getting now! 263 00:06:20,583 --> 00:06:23,083 - "The other Quads look up to me 264 00:06:20,583 --> 00:06:23,083 so much, 265 00:06:23,125 --> 00:06:25,417 "they've started 266 00:06:23,125 --> 00:06:25,417 to dress like me. 267 00:06:25,458 --> 00:06:28,125 Guess it's #DressLikeRickyDay." 268 00:06:28,166 --> 00:06:30,709 - Yeah, like anybody 269 00:06:28,166 --> 00:06:30,709 would ever do that. 270 00:06:31,834 --> 00:06:35,166 [dramatic music] 271 00:06:37,709 --> 00:06:38,917 I've had this nightmare. 272 00:06:38,959 --> 00:06:40,375 They're gonna bore us to sleep, 273 00:06:40,417 --> 00:06:42,291 then knit us into cocoons. 274 00:06:42,333 --> 00:06:44,583 - Then we hatch into 275 00:06:42,333 --> 00:06:44,583 new Rickys with wings. 276 00:06:44,625 --> 00:06:46,166 - You've had the same nightmare? 277 00:06:46,208 --> 00:06:49,083 - Haven't we all? 278 00:06:49,125 --> 00:06:50,500 This stops right now. 279 00:06:51,792 --> 00:06:55,041 - Ooh, looks like 280 00:06:51,792 --> 00:06:55,041 your little plan backfired. 281 00:06:55,083 --> 00:06:56,625 - I can't believe 282 00:06:55,083 --> 00:06:56,625 you tricked the entire school 283 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:58,542 into thinking that you're cool. 284 00:06:58,583 --> 00:06:59,750 - It's the power 285 00:06:58,583 --> 00:06:59,750 of the Internet. 286 00:06:59,792 --> 00:07:01,333 I'm a social influencer. 287 00:07:01,375 --> 00:07:03,333 - Yeah, well, we're gonna 288 00:07:01,375 --> 00:07:03,333 tell everyone the truth. 289 00:07:03,375 --> 00:07:06,792 - Go ahead and try, but let me 290 00:07:03,375 --> 00:07:06,792 Rick-splain something to you. 291 00:07:06,834 --> 00:07:08,917 Once you build 292 00:07:06,834 --> 00:07:08,917 a strong personal brand online, 293 00:07:08,959 --> 00:07:10,500 people trust it. 294 00:07:10,542 --> 00:07:12,917 They'll believe anything I say. 295 00:07:12,959 --> 00:07:14,166 - Anything? 296 00:07:12,959 --> 00:07:14,166 - Yeah. 297 00:07:14,208 --> 00:07:16,375 I can make up 298 00:07:14,208 --> 00:07:16,375 any dumb catchphrase, 299 00:07:16,417 --> 00:07:17,583 and with one post, 300 00:07:17,625 --> 00:07:19,500 my followers will 301 00:07:17,625 --> 00:07:19,500 start saying it. 302 00:07:19,542 --> 00:07:21,208 Like, uh... 303 00:07:23,250 --> 00:07:25,959 "You ain't got the bread." 304 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,667 - "You ain't got the bread"? 305 00:07:27,709 --> 00:07:29,166 That doesn't even mean anything. 306 00:07:29,208 --> 00:07:31,083 [phone chimes] 307 00:07:29,208 --> 00:07:31,083 - They don't know that. 308 00:07:31,125 --> 00:07:33,500 - Hey, 309 00:07:31,125 --> 00:07:33,500 where are your Ricky sweaters? 310 00:07:33,542 --> 00:07:35,583 - Oh, yeah, 311 00:07:33,542 --> 00:07:35,583 we're not doing that. 312 00:07:35,625 --> 00:07:38,333 - Psh. You ain't got the bread. 313 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:40,500 - I think 314 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:40,500 that Rick-speaks for itself. 315 00:07:40,542 --> 00:07:42,291 [knocking] 316 00:07:42,333 --> 00:07:46,125 Oh, and so do 317 00:07:42,333 --> 00:07:46,125 those sweet, sweet knocks. 318 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:49,709 So many, 319 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:49,709 it's almost ob-knock-sious. 320 00:07:49,750 --> 00:07:52,500 [laughing] 321 00:07:52,542 --> 00:07:54,250 - He is out of control. 322 00:07:54,291 --> 00:07:56,166 We have to do something. 323 00:07:56,208 --> 00:07:58,083 - Well, if they aren't 324 00:07:56,208 --> 00:07:58,083 going to listen to us, 325 00:07:58,125 --> 00:08:00,125 then maybe we need to create 326 00:07:58,125 --> 00:08:00,125 somebody more popular 327 00:08:00,166 --> 00:08:02,208 than Ricky online 328 00:08:00,166 --> 00:08:02,208 that they will listen to. 329 00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:04,291 - So we can steal 330 00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:04,291 all of his knocks 331 00:08:04,333 --> 00:08:06,083 and take him down a notch. 332 00:08:04,333 --> 00:08:06,083 - Exactly. 333 00:08:06,125 --> 00:08:07,792 - But it would need to be 334 00:08:06,125 --> 00:08:07,792 an untraceable account 335 00:08:07,834 --> 00:08:09,375 so Ricky won't know it's us. 336 00:08:09,417 --> 00:08:11,166 - We'd need some type 337 00:08:09,417 --> 00:08:11,166 of computer whiz. 338 00:08:11,208 --> 00:08:13,208 - But we don't have a whiz. 339 00:08:13,250 --> 00:08:16,000 - And we ain't got the bread 340 00:08:13,250 --> 00:08:16,000 either. 341 00:08:16,041 --> 00:08:19,125 - But we do have the pie. 342 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:21,792 So, how's your pie, Mae? 343 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:21,792 - What do you want? 344 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:23,792 I know there's no such thing 345 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:23,792 as free pie. 346 00:08:23,834 --> 00:08:26,583 - Okay, you know how 347 00:08:23,834 --> 00:08:26,583 you're like a computer whiz? 348 00:08:26,625 --> 00:08:28,583 - I'm not like one. 349 00:08:26,625 --> 00:08:28,583 I am one. 350 00:08:28,625 --> 00:08:30,041 - Well, 351 00:08:28,625 --> 00:08:30,041 we need you to help us create 352 00:08:30,083 --> 00:08:31,458 an untraceable 353 00:08:30,083 --> 00:08:31,458 FaceShack account. 354 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:32,792 - To destroy Ricky. 355 00:08:32,834 --> 00:08:34,583 - So he ain't got the bread. 356 00:08:34,625 --> 00:08:36,125 - What does that mean? 357 00:08:34,625 --> 00:08:36,125 - Nothing! 358 00:08:36,166 --> 00:08:39,583 That's why 359 00:08:36,166 --> 00:08:39,583 we have to destroy him. 360 00:08:39,625 --> 00:08:41,667 - Look, Ricky has 361 00:08:39,625 --> 00:08:41,667 this FaceShack account, 362 00:08:41,709 --> 00:08:42,959 and he's stealing 363 00:08:41,709 --> 00:08:42,959 all of our stories, 364 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,792 and he's completely 365 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,792 out of control. 366 00:08:44,834 --> 00:08:47,375 - And you think 367 00:08:44,834 --> 00:08:47,375 me creating a fake profile 368 00:08:47,417 --> 00:08:49,917 that's more popular than his 369 00:08:47,417 --> 00:08:49,917 is gonna take him down? 370 00:08:49,959 --> 00:08:53,291 - Yeah! Mae, we have this whole 371 00:08:49,959 --> 00:08:53,291 online persona planned out. 372 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:55,959 - We even have a cool name: 373 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:55,959 "BoCo Yolo." 374 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,750 - "BoCo"? 375 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,750 - Yeah, as in Boulder, Colorado. 376 00:08:58,792 --> 00:09:01,417 - See, no one will ever know 377 00:08:58,792 --> 00:09:01,417 who BoCo is 378 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:05,875 because Boco's face will always 379 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:05,875 be... shrouded in mystery. 380 00:09:05,917 --> 00:09:08,166 - And a hoodie. 381 00:09:08,208 --> 00:09:10,667 - All this sounds great, but... 382 00:09:10,709 --> 00:09:11,917 I'm out. 383 00:09:11,959 --> 00:09:13,417 Now, back to my pie. 384 00:09:13,458 --> 00:09:14,834 - No more pie. 385 00:09:14,875 --> 00:09:16,458 - Sorry, 386 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:18,125 but creating an account 387 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:18,125 just to chase knocks 388 00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:19,750 is dangerous. 389 00:09:19,792 --> 00:09:21,125 Before you know it, 390 00:09:19,792 --> 00:09:21,125 all you care about hearing 391 00:09:21,166 --> 00:09:22,750 is the next knock. 392 00:09:22,792 --> 00:09:24,583 Then the next one. 393 00:09:22,792 --> 00:09:24,583 And the next one. 394 00:09:24,625 --> 00:09:25,917 Where's my next knock? 395 00:09:25,959 --> 00:09:27,166 [yelling] 396 00:09:25,959 --> 00:09:27,166 Where? 397 00:09:27,208 --> 00:09:28,917 - Give her the pie back. 398 00:09:27,208 --> 00:09:28,917 - Okay. 399 00:09:28,959 --> 00:09:31,750 Are you talking 400 00:09:28,959 --> 00:09:31,750 from experience, Mae? 401 00:09:31,792 --> 00:09:34,041 - No, I just wanted my pie back. 402 00:09:34,083 --> 00:09:36,792 But trust me, 403 00:09:34,083 --> 00:09:36,792 from everything I've read, 404 00:09:36,834 --> 00:09:38,083 you don't want to go 405 00:09:36,834 --> 00:09:38,083 down that road. 406 00:09:38,125 --> 00:09:40,166 - But Ricky is headed 407 00:09:38,125 --> 00:09:40,166 down that road, 408 00:09:40,208 --> 00:09:41,291 and he needs our help. 409 00:09:41,333 --> 00:09:42,291 Come on, Mae. 410 00:09:42,333 --> 00:09:43,583 Help us help him. 411 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:44,834 - I'm sorry. 412 00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:46,333 There's no way I can do this. 413 00:09:46,375 --> 00:09:48,166 Now can I finish my pie, please? 414 00:09:48,208 --> 00:09:50,083 - Sure, Mae. 415 00:09:50,125 --> 00:09:52,417 You finish your pie. 416 00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:53,834 - Thank you. 417 00:09:56,125 --> 00:09:57,291 What's this? 418 00:09:57,333 --> 00:10:00,083 Why is Ricky holding my cat? 419 00:10:00,125 --> 00:10:03,500 - Oh, he posted that yesterday. 420 00:10:03,542 --> 00:10:07,959 And he hashtagged it 421 00:10:03,542 --> 00:10:07,959 "the purrr-fect couple." 422 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,333 - But Debbie and I 423 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,333 are the purrr-fect couple! 424 00:10:11,375 --> 00:10:13,000 He may have the bread now, 425 00:10:13,041 --> 00:10:14,542 but when I'm through with him, 426 00:10:14,583 --> 00:10:16,125 he's gonna be toast! 427 00:10:21,083 --> 00:10:22,458 - ♪ ♪ 428 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:24,208 - Hey, everyone! 429 00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:26,458 'Zup, Zayn? 430 00:10:28,208 --> 00:10:30,917 Classic Zayniac, am I right? 431 00:10:30,959 --> 00:10:32,750 Good morning, ladies. 432 00:10:34,208 --> 00:10:36,208 Classic ladies! 433 00:10:34,208 --> 00:10:36,208 [laughs nervously] 434 00:10:36,250 --> 00:10:37,750 [laughter] 435 00:10:37,792 --> 00:10:40,875 So, looking at FaceShack, huh? 436 00:10:40,917 --> 00:10:43,500 - Yeah. This BoCo Yolo kid 437 00:10:40,917 --> 00:10:43,500 is blowin' up. 438 00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:44,834 - BoCo who, now? 439 00:10:44,875 --> 00:10:46,458 - BoCo Yolo! 440 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:48,208 He's trending like crazy. 441 00:10:48,250 --> 00:10:50,291 - Probably because 442 00:10:48,250 --> 00:10:50,291 he posts cool stuff like this. 443 00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:52,291 [knocking] 444 00:10:52,333 --> 00:10:54,834 - I mean, that's okay, 445 00:10:54,875 --> 00:10:56,750 but did you see 446 00:10:56,792 --> 00:10:58,875 what the Rickinator posted 447 00:10:56,792 --> 00:10:58,875 this morning? 448 00:10:58,917 --> 00:11:01,625 - It was 449 00:10:58,917 --> 00:11:01,625 just a FaceShack Memory. 450 00:11:01,667 --> 00:11:03,166 From two days ago. 451 00:11:03,208 --> 00:11:06,417 - Yeah, we get it. 452 00:11:03,208 --> 00:11:06,417 You're friends with a cat. 453 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:08,000 - BoCo's so cool. 454 00:11:08,041 --> 00:11:10,417 But that hoodie 455 00:11:08,041 --> 00:11:10,417 always hides his face. 456 00:11:10,458 --> 00:11:12,709 I wonder what he looks like. 457 00:11:12,750 --> 00:11:15,500 - Rumor has it 458 00:11:12,750 --> 00:11:15,500 he goes to this school. 459 00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,417 - I go to this school... 460 00:11:17,458 --> 00:11:19,166 - It's working. 461 00:11:19,208 --> 00:11:20,417 Everybody loves BoCo. 462 00:11:20,458 --> 00:11:22,166 - And they're tired of Ricky. 463 00:11:22,208 --> 00:11:24,333 - Looks like 464 00:11:22,208 --> 00:11:24,333 BoCo's got the bread now. 465 00:11:24,375 --> 00:11:27,417 [all laugh evilly] 466 00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:30,917 [laughter] 467 00:11:30,959 --> 00:11:33,417 ♪ ♪ 468 00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:35,625 - Tom, you didn't take down 469 00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:35,625 the cake video. 470 00:11:35,667 --> 00:11:37,041 - Oh, I wanted to, Anne, 471 00:11:37,083 --> 00:11:38,250 but then all these customers 472 00:11:37,083 --> 00:11:38,250 started coming in, 473 00:11:38,291 --> 00:11:39,792 and did you see 474 00:11:38,291 --> 00:11:39,792 how many knocks it got? 475 00:11:39,834 --> 00:11:42,250 - Oh, yeah, I did, I did and 476 00:11:39,834 --> 00:11:42,250 one of them is from your mother! 477 00:11:42,291 --> 00:11:44,792 - Huh. 478 00:11:42,291 --> 00:11:44,792 I guess she is on FaceShack. 479 00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:45,875 - Okay. 480 00:11:45,917 --> 00:11:47,125 - Look, 481 00:11:45,917 --> 00:11:47,125 if she gave the video a knock, 482 00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:48,083 she must like it. 483 00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:49,166 - No, not necessarily. 484 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,625 A knock could mean anything. 485 00:11:50,667 --> 00:11:52,250 It could be a sarcastic knock. 486 00:11:52,291 --> 00:11:54,000 - There's no such thing 487 00:11:52,291 --> 00:11:54,000 as a sarcastic knock. 488 00:11:54,041 --> 00:11:56,500 - That profile pic 489 00:11:54,041 --> 00:11:56,500 of you in a sombrero. 490 00:11:56,542 --> 00:11:59,709 Knock, knock. 491 00:11:56,542 --> 00:11:59,709 - [gasps] Anne! 492 00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:01,583 You commented I was your amigo! 493 00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:05,125 - That was an autocorrect 494 00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:05,125 from "OMG!" 495 00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:08,291 - Oh! Here comes Ricky. 496 00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:09,709 - He's probably 497 00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:09,709 feeling the burn. 498 00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:11,500 - Yeah, 499 00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:11,500 we helped him pretty hard. 500 00:12:11,542 --> 00:12:13,583 - Hey, guys! 501 00:12:13,625 --> 00:12:15,333 all: Hey... 502 00:12:15,375 --> 00:12:17,625 - Okay, why is he so happy? 503 00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:19,125 - We have a problem. 504 00:12:19,166 --> 00:12:20,458 He's posting again. 505 00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:21,917 [knocking] 506 00:12:21,959 --> 00:12:23,583 - What? 507 00:12:23,625 --> 00:12:25,583 He never crowd-surfed 508 00:12:23,625 --> 00:12:25,583 at Chellapalooza! 509 00:12:25,625 --> 00:12:27,125 - The Internet 510 00:12:25,625 --> 00:12:27,125 doesn't know that, 511 00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:29,208 and look how many knocks 512 00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:29,208 he's getting. 513 00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:30,417 - Now he's just making stuff up! 514 00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:32,333 - Isn't that what we're doing? 515 00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:34,917 - Yes, 516 00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:34,917 but we're doing it to help him. 517 00:12:34,959 --> 00:12:37,542 - Okay, but we need to start 518 00:12:34,959 --> 00:12:37,542 making up some better stuff 519 00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:41,000 so we can take that little 520 00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:41,000 fake FaceShacker down. 521 00:12:41,041 --> 00:12:43,834 - He got more knocks 522 00:12:41,041 --> 00:12:43,834 than BoCo's last post, Mae! 523 00:12:43,875 --> 00:12:45,667 - Oh, no, no, no. 524 00:12:45,709 --> 00:12:47,750 No one gets more knocks 525 00:12:45,709 --> 00:12:47,750 than BoCo. 526 00:12:47,792 --> 00:12:50,250 This fake posting's 527 00:12:47,792 --> 00:12:50,250 about to get real. 528 00:12:52,458 --> 00:12:56,041 "Cute human flag, 529 00:12:52,458 --> 00:12:56,041 but check this one out." 530 00:12:56,083 --> 00:12:58,834 [knocking] 531 00:12:56,083 --> 00:12:58,834 - No time for petting zoo pics. 532 00:12:58,875 --> 00:13:02,583 I'm too busy getting 533 00:12:58,875 --> 00:13:02,583 my double black belt. 534 00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:04,959 [knocking] 535 00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:04,959 - "Only a double? 536 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:08,375 I just got my triple... 537 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:08,375 from a ninja." 538 00:13:08,417 --> 00:13:09,583 [knocking] 539 00:13:08,417 --> 00:13:09,583 - Whatever. 540 00:13:09,625 --> 00:13:11,959 Karate is so last week. 541 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,583 Now I get my kicks 542 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,583 eating a hot dog... 543 00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:17,583 while walking on a high wire. 544 00:13:17,625 --> 00:13:19,375 [knocking] 545 00:13:17,625 --> 00:13:19,375 - "Adorable. 546 00:13:19,417 --> 00:13:22,166 "But check me out 547 00:13:19,417 --> 00:13:22,166 carrying a real dog... 548 00:13:22,208 --> 00:13:24,750 while walking on hot coals." 549 00:13:24,792 --> 00:13:26,375 [knocking] 550 00:13:26,417 --> 00:13:28,625 - BoCo Yolo is hurting 551 00:13:26,417 --> 00:13:28,625 the Rickinator. 552 00:13:28,667 --> 00:13:29,625 [gasps] 553 00:13:29,667 --> 00:13:30,834 - Sorry, Ricky. 554 00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:32,417 This BoCo kid is obviously good. 555 00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:33,667 You can't compete with that. 556 00:13:33,709 --> 00:13:35,750 Our advice is just let it go. 557 00:13:35,792 --> 00:13:37,792 - Yeah, there's no shame. 558 00:13:35,792 --> 00:13:37,792 - Can't win 'em all, buddy. 559 00:13:37,834 --> 00:13:39,417 - Yeah, 560 00:13:37,834 --> 00:13:39,417 we're just trying to help. 561 00:13:39,458 --> 00:13:42,417 - Help? 562 00:13:39,458 --> 00:13:42,417 Even after I stole your lives? 563 00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:45,417 - Hey, we just don't like to see 564 00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:45,417 the Rickinator hurting. 565 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,500 - Yeah, forgive and forget. 566 00:13:49,542 --> 00:13:51,625 - Forgive and forget? 567 00:13:51,667 --> 00:13:54,000 They never forgive or forget. 568 00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:58,625 ♪ ♪ 569 00:13:58,667 --> 00:13:59,959 - Oh, hey. 570 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,500 Is your mom's cake here yet? 571 00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:03,417 I bought some milk 572 00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:03,417 to get it down. 573 00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:05,208 - [laughs] 574 00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:05,208 Not yet. 575 00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:06,375 - Good. 576 00:14:06,417 --> 00:14:08,709 It's usually here by now. 577 00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:10,333 Wait a minute. 578 00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:11,709 It's usually here by now! 579 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:14,041 Oh... 580 00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:15,333 I knew it. I knew it. 581 00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:16,500 She heard me in the video, Tom. 582 00:14:16,542 --> 00:14:17,750 She definitely heard me, 583 00:14:17,792 --> 00:14:19,208 and now she's not sending it! 584 00:14:20,917 --> 00:14:23,041 I mean, I didn't like the cake, 585 00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:24,583 but I liked getting the cake, 586 00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:27,417 and now we're not 587 00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:27,417 getting the cake! 588 00:14:27,458 --> 00:14:29,083 - So now you want 589 00:14:27,458 --> 00:14:29,083 to get the cake? 590 00:14:29,125 --> 00:14:31,917 [laughter] 591 00:14:31,959 --> 00:14:34,083 - Oh... 592 00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:37,041 No, of course 593 00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:37,041 I don't want the cake. 594 00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:38,500 But I don't not want it 595 00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:38,500 like this! 596 00:14:38,542 --> 00:14:40,250 Don't you understand? 597 00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:44,125 - I don't not not understand. 598 00:14:44,166 --> 00:14:45,333 - Okay. 599 00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:47,750 That cake was an expression 600 00:14:47,792 --> 00:14:50,333 of her love for us. 601 00:14:50,375 --> 00:14:52,333 For me! 602 00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:58,583 And now the love is gone, Tom. 603 00:14:58,625 --> 00:15:00,166 [knock on door] 604 00:15:05,041 --> 00:15:06,750 - Someone got 605 00:15:05,041 --> 00:15:06,750 an anniversary cake! 606 00:15:06,792 --> 00:15:07,875 - [groans excitedly] 607 00:15:06,792 --> 00:15:07,875 - Thank you. 608 00:15:07,917 --> 00:15:10,000 Hey, look what my mom got you! 609 00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:13,083 - [giggling] 610 00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:13,083 Yes! She loves me, Tom. 611 00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:16,333 She loves me! 612 00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:18,458 Oh, yes! 613 00:15:19,917 --> 00:15:22,166 [groaning] 614 00:15:19,917 --> 00:15:22,166 She loves me, Tom. 615 00:15:22,208 --> 00:15:25,291 Ugh... she loves me! 616 00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:29,458 Milk! 617 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:33,166 Ah! Ah! 618 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:33,166 Milk! Milk! 619 00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:34,166 - I'll go to the store. 620 00:15:34,208 --> 00:15:35,250 - Hurry! 621 00:15:35,291 --> 00:15:39,041 ♪ ♪ 622 00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:40,083 - Hey, guys. 623 00:15:40,125 --> 00:15:41,250 So I've been thinking 624 00:15:41,291 --> 00:15:42,917 a lot about what you said, 625 00:15:42,959 --> 00:15:45,709 and maybe I did get 626 00:15:42,959 --> 00:15:45,709 a little carried away. 627 00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:47,709 So I'm quitting FaceShack. 628 00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:48,959 - Really? 629 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,041 - Yeah. 630 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,500 No more posting lies. 631 00:15:51,542 --> 00:15:53,041 No more chasing knocks. 632 00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:56,000 From now on, 633 00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:56,000 I'm just giving them. 634 00:15:56,041 --> 00:15:59,291 And this one's for you, 635 00:15:56,041 --> 00:15:59,291 Boco Yolo. 636 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,375 [simultaneous knocking] 637 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,375 Aha! 638 00:16:01,417 --> 00:16:04,166 I knew you guys were BoCo Yolo! 639 00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:05,834 Forgive and forget, huh? 640 00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:09,583 Oh, I'm gonna forget... 641 00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:09,583 to forgive! 642 00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:12,458 - Ricky, we were just 643 00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:12,458 trying to help you. 644 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,542 - Were you? 645 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,542 Were you really? 646 00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:18,041 Or were you just trying to get 647 00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:18,041 a taste of those sweet knocks? 648 00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:20,333 - No. 649 00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:20,333 - Who cares about knocks? 650 00:16:20,375 --> 00:16:22,166 - Yeah, we can stop posting 651 00:16:20,375 --> 00:16:22,166 whenever we want. 652 00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:24,000 - Then you won't mind 653 00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:24,000 when your FaceShack door 654 00:16:24,041 --> 00:16:25,250 closes forever 655 00:16:25,291 --> 00:16:26,792 after I tell the whole school 656 00:16:26,834 --> 00:16:29,542 that BoCo Yolo is a fraud. 657 00:16:29,583 --> 00:16:31,625 - Go ahead and try. 658 00:16:31,667 --> 00:16:34,166 But let me BoCo-splain 659 00:16:31,667 --> 00:16:34,166 something to you. 660 00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:37,208 We've got the strong, 661 00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:37,208 personal brand now. 662 00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:39,625 So who do you think 663 00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:39,625 the people are gonna believe? 664 00:16:39,667 --> 00:16:43,166 You? Or the BoCo? 665 00:16:43,208 --> 00:16:44,792 - Touché. 666 00:16:44,834 --> 00:16:47,583 You know, it's too bad. 667 00:16:47,625 --> 00:16:49,417 Everybody loves BoCo, 668 00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:51,083 but since they don't know 669 00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:51,083 it's you, 670 00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:53,875 you can never get 671 00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:53,875 any of that love. 672 00:16:53,917 --> 00:16:55,041 You'll never know 673 00:16:53,917 --> 00:16:55,041 what it feels like 674 00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:56,250 to get the points... 675 00:16:56,291 --> 00:16:57,583 and the wiggle waves... 676 00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,375 like I did. 677 00:17:01,041 --> 00:17:03,917 Just in case I wasn't clear, 678 00:17:01,041 --> 00:17:03,917 it feels good. 679 00:17:03,959 --> 00:17:05,750 [laughter] 680 00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,750 Real good. 681 00:17:08,834 --> 00:17:11,083 It feels so-- 682 00:17:08,834 --> 00:17:11,083 all: We get it! 683 00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:14,458 - I want the points. 684 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:15,750 - I want the wiggle waves. 685 00:17:15,792 --> 00:17:17,875 - I want it all. 686 00:17:17,917 --> 00:17:20,583 - Wait, but I thought we were 687 00:17:17,917 --> 00:17:20,583 just doing this to help Ricky. 688 00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:21,917 - Well, I mean, 689 00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:21,917 it started that way, 690 00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:23,667 but it doesn't matter. 691 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,000 We can never get any of it 692 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,000 because BoCo's not real, 693 00:17:26,041 --> 00:17:28,417 so the world's never 694 00:17:26,041 --> 00:17:28,417 gonna get to see him. 695 00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:30,333 - Hey, everybody! 696 00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:32,583 BoCo just posted that he's 697 00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:32,583 gonna be revealing himself 698 00:17:32,625 --> 00:17:35,083 in the common area right now! 699 00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:39,000 - Okay, 700 00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:39,000 we have got to stop saying 701 00:17:39,041 --> 00:17:41,375 things are never gonna happen! 702 00:17:41,417 --> 00:17:44,208 all: [chanting] 703 00:17:41,417 --> 00:17:44,208 BoCo! Yolo! 704 00:17:46,917 --> 00:17:47,959 [chanting stops] 705 00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:52,542 Mae? 706 00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:53,792 all: Mae? 707 00:17:53,834 --> 00:17:55,000 - Not anymore. 708 00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:57,834 It's BoCo Yolo now! 709 00:17:57,875 --> 00:18:00,375 all: [chanting] 710 00:17:57,875 --> 00:18:00,375 BoCo! Yolo! 711 00:18:00,417 --> 00:18:01,792 ♪ ♪ 712 00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:09,500 all: [chanting] 713 00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:09,500 BoCo! Yolo! 714 00:18:09,542 --> 00:18:11,959 - Mae, what do you think 715 00:18:09,542 --> 00:18:11,959 you're doing? 716 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,625 - Hey, I gave you people 717 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,625 what you wanted. 718 00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:17,625 Now I'm just giving 719 00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:17,625 these people what they want. 720 00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:19,959 - Mae, you were 721 00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:19,959 the one who warned us 722 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,375 about the dangerous road. 723 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:24,125 - But the knocks... 724 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:24,125 and the points... 725 00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:26,208 and the wiggles... feel good. 726 00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:29,375 Real good. 727 00:18:29,417 --> 00:18:30,834 all: [chanting] 728 00:18:29,417 --> 00:18:30,834 BoCo! Yolo! 729 00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:33,917 - Mae, what I'm about to do 730 00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:33,917 is for your own good. 731 00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:39,792 Everybody! 732 00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:39,792 I have an announcement! 733 00:18:39,834 --> 00:18:42,542 Mae is not BoCo Yolo! 734 00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:43,917 [all gasp] 735 00:18:43,959 --> 00:18:46,041 She couldn't be BoCo Yolo 736 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,792 because the truth is... 737 00:18:47,834 --> 00:18:49,959 I'm BoCo Yolo! 738 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,959 [all gasp] 739 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,125 - What are you doing? 740 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:54,625 - Yeah, what are you doing? 741 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,083 - Going solo Yolo. 742 00:18:56,125 --> 00:18:58,542 - Yeah? Well, two can go solo. 743 00:18:58,583 --> 00:19:00,583 She's not BoCo Yolo! 744 00:19:00,625 --> 00:19:02,083 I'm BoCo Yolo! 745 00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:03,333 [all gasp] 746 00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:06,166 - No... I'm BoCo Yolo! 747 00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:09,000 And they're called 748 00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:09,000 "Nickerdoodles"! 749 00:19:09,041 --> 00:19:11,834 - How do we know that any of you 750 00:19:09,041 --> 00:19:11,834 is the real BoCo Yolo? 751 00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:14,250 - And that you actually did 752 00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:14,250 any of that crazy stuff 753 00:19:14,291 --> 00:19:16,291 you posted online? 754 00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:18,333 - Maybe they should do 755 00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:18,333 something crazy to prove it! 756 00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:20,709 I don't know who said that, 757 00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:20,709 but it's a great idea. 758 00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:22,041 all: Yeah! 759 00:19:22,083 --> 00:19:23,750 - Yeah! Say something. 760 00:19:23,792 --> 00:19:25,333 Anything. I'll do it. 761 00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:26,875 That'll prove 762 00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:26,875 that I'm the real BoCo Yolo. 763 00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,250 - No, I'll do it. 764 00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,250 - No, I will. 765 00:19:28,291 --> 00:19:30,041 - No, I will. 766 00:19:28,291 --> 00:19:30,041 Name anything. 767 00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:31,083 - Skydiving! 768 00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:33,917 all: Anything else! 769 00:19:33,959 --> 00:19:35,792 - No, we're good with skydiving. 770 00:19:35,834 --> 00:19:38,166 - I'm out. 771 00:19:38,208 --> 00:19:40,166 - Well, I would skydive, 772 00:19:40,208 --> 00:19:42,250 but where are we gonna get 773 00:19:40,208 --> 00:19:42,250 a plane? 774 00:19:42,291 --> 00:19:43,750 - My dad has a plane. 775 00:19:43,792 --> 00:19:45,834 all: Yeah! 776 00:19:45,875 --> 00:19:48,291 - Uh... yeah, but we don't 777 00:19:45,875 --> 00:19:48,291 have any parachutes. 778 00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:50,000 - The plane came 779 00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:50,000 with parachutes. 780 00:19:50,041 --> 00:19:52,000 all: Whoo! 781 00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:54,667 - Yeah, but he probably 782 00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:54,667 doesn't have any kid sizes. 783 00:19:54,709 --> 00:19:57,625 - Actually, he just opened 784 00:19:54,709 --> 00:19:57,625 a kid-friendly skydiving school. 785 00:19:57,667 --> 00:19:59,208 [all cheering] 786 00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:00,667 He's got an opening 787 00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:00,667 this Saturday. 788 00:20:00,709 --> 00:20:04,208 - Ooh, I've got a thing 789 00:20:00,709 --> 00:20:04,208 this Saturday. 790 00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:05,625 - Yeah, I mean, is there any way 791 00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:07,291 we can just settle this 792 00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:07,291 right now? 793 00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:09,000 - Like, closer to the ground? 794 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,208 - Walk on hot coals! 795 00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:12,667 Again, I don't know 796 00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:12,667 who said that, 797 00:20:12,709 --> 00:20:14,291 but it's a great idea. 798 00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:16,000 Since BoCo already did it once, 799 00:20:16,041 --> 00:20:17,709 it shouldn't be a problem. 800 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,542 all: Yeah! 801 00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:23,250 - True, true, I would definitely 802 00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:23,250 walk on hot coals again... 803 00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:25,709 if we had any, 804 00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:25,709 but since we don't-- 805 00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:27,959 - I've got hot tots! 806 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,959 Fresh out of the oven. 807 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,667 They'll do the job! 808 00:20:31,709 --> 00:20:33,375 [laughter] 809 00:20:33,417 --> 00:20:36,083 all: [chanting] 810 00:20:33,417 --> 00:20:36,083 Hot tots! Hot tots! 811 00:20:43,917 --> 00:20:45,125 - Uh, what's this for? 812 00:20:45,166 --> 00:20:47,834 - Oh, you'll know. 813 00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:49,333 - Wait, hold on. 814 00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:51,625 Let me just make sure 815 00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:51,625 these tots are hot. 816 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,750 Oh, hot! Hot! 817 00:20:53,792 --> 00:20:57,417 [yelling, sighing] 818 00:20:57,458 --> 00:20:59,709 - You were right. 819 00:20:57,458 --> 00:20:59,709 I did know. 820 00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:03,542 - Okay, on FaceShack, 821 00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:03,542 BoCo talked the talk. 822 00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:07,375 Now it's time to see 823 00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:07,375 who can walk the walk. 824 00:21:07,417 --> 00:21:09,959 all: [chanting] 825 00:21:07,417 --> 00:21:09,959 Tot walk! Tot walk! 826 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,750 - Okay, now's your chance 827 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,750 to chicken out. 828 00:21:12,792 --> 00:21:14,959 - I'm not chickening out. 829 00:21:12,792 --> 00:21:14,959 - Yeah, me neither. 830 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,625 all: [chanting] 831 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,625 Tot walk! Tot walk! 832 00:21:18,667 --> 00:21:19,792 - Stop! 833 00:21:19,834 --> 00:21:21,917 Stop the tot walk! 834 00:21:21,959 --> 00:21:24,041 This is ridiculous. 835 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:25,959 And it's all my fault. 836 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,375 They only created BoCo 837 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,375 to take me down 838 00:21:29,417 --> 00:21:32,041 because I stole their stories 839 00:21:29,417 --> 00:21:32,041 and pretended they were mine. 840 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,542 [all gasp] 841 00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,834 - It's true. 842 00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,834 - All him. 843 00:21:35,875 --> 00:21:41,917 - So #RickyLife 844 00:21:35,875 --> 00:21:41,917 was actually #TheirLives. 845 00:21:41,959 --> 00:21:46,166 But I learned something today, 846 00:21:41,959 --> 00:21:46,166 and it's a lesson for us all. 847 00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:49,667 It's better to be less popular 848 00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:49,667 for who you really are 849 00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:52,959 than more popular 850 00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:52,959 for something you're... not! 851 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,750 Hot tots! Hot tots! 852 00:21:54,792 --> 00:21:58,083 - You know what it's for, 853 00:21:54,792 --> 00:21:58,083 people! 854 00:21:58,125 --> 00:22:01,875 - [screaming] 855 00:22:01,917 --> 00:22:04,709 - Ooh, I'm gonna get 856 00:22:01,917 --> 00:22:04,709 a lot of knocks for this one! 857 00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:06,083 [camera shutter clicks] 858 00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:09,750 [simultaneous knocking] 859 00:22:10,667 --> 00:22:12,959 - ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ 860 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,750 ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ 861 00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:19,000 [whistling] 862 00:22:19,041 --> 00:22:26,208 ♪ ♪ 863 00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:28,542 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, 864 00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:28,542 yeah, yeah ♪ 865 00:22:28,583 --> 00:22:30,792 ♪ Yeah, yeah, 866 00:22:28,583 --> 00:22:30,792 yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 867 00:22:30,834 --> 00:22:31,959 - ♪ Yeah! ♪ 868 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,083 - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, 869 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,083 yeah, yeah ♪ 870 00:22:33,125 --> 00:22:35,500 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 871 00:22:35,542 --> 00:22:36,709 - ♪ Yeah! ♪